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(Johnny Mathis & Deniece
Williams' "Without Us" playing)
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♪ I'll bet We've been together ♪
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♪ For a million years ♪
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♪ And I'll bet
We'll be together ♪
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♪ For a million more ♪
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♪ Ooh, it's like I
started breathin' ♪
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♪ On the night we kissed ♪
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♪ And I can't remember
What I ever did before ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ And there ain't No nothin' ♪
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♪ We can't love
Each other through ♪
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♪ Ooh-hoo ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ Sha-la-la-la ♪
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Well, that was interesting.
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The Leland Art Council
presents an evening of mime.
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I prefer an
evening of dentistry.
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Let me get this straight,
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you didn't enjoy it.
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Well, Ellen, I...
I got to admit,
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for the first couple of minutes
it was pretty interesting
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watching a guy in
whiteface walking around
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going like this.
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After 10 minutes, you wanna
start slapping people around.
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Alex, if you just
give it a chance,
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mime can really be exciting.
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I did give it a chance.
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You kept getting up and
yelling, "Louder, louder!"
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Look, Ellen, I'd, uh, I'd
like to sit around here
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and argue with you about this,
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but I got something
more important to do.
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What?
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Give you this.
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Six-month anniversary.
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Alex.
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It's beautiful.
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A pocket calculator.
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You... You don't
already have one?
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Not with a slide rule.
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Oh, look, they're at it again.
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Hey, hey, come
on, give us a break.
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It's a... It's a special
occasion tonight.
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It's our six-month anniversary.
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I... I just gave
Ellen a present.
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When does it mature?
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It's a pocket calculator
and slide rule.
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Sounds like love to me, Ellen.
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Joke if you will, okay,
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but these have been the six
best consecutive months of my life.
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Me too.
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I liked him too for the
first six months I knew him.
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(laughing) Then what happened?
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Well, let's just
say there's been
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a lot of water under
the bridge since then.
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I could tell you some stories.
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Come on, now. Ellen likes Alex.
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What happened in
the past isn't important.
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I was just gonna tell
Ellen about the time Alex
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secretly invested Dad's
money in the stock market.
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Oh, Ellen, you gotta hear this.
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Come on, come on,
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Ellen doesn't want
to sit around here
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and listen to a bunch of boring
little stories, do you, Ellen?
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You invested your father's
money in the stock market
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without telling him?
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Alex was taking a
high school course
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all about the stock market.
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He found a stock
he really liked,
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and he asked me to
invest in it, and I said, "No."
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I hate nostalgia.
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So Alex called up
pretending to be my dad
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and invested in the account.
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At first the stock
was doing great.
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Then Alex went over
to the brokerage house
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to see how much
money he was making.
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ALEX: Mom and Dad
were on their way down
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and I was gonna surprise
them with all the money I'd made
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by investing everything
in V.I.P. Industries.
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Oh, hi, Alex. I'll be with
you in just a second.
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I'm, uh, having some trouble
with the computer here.
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Keeps jamming.
Circuits must be down.
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I don't know.
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Oh, have you tried this?
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See, sometimes
you have to clear it
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during this phase
or it's a real pain.
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I knew that.
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Look at that:
Trans-Allied up a point.
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Uh, Petramco up two
and a half, that's terrific!
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Yeah, it's terrific.
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Well, you're as
hot as a pistol, Alex.
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You got the Midas
touch, buddy boy.
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Well, I'm glad I talked
my dad into investing.
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Oh, and that setback
with the V.I.P.,
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while regrettable, it's
certainly understandable.
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Excuse me.
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What setback with V.I.P.?
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Um...
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Mr. Mathews, wh... What was
that you just said about V.I.P.?
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Oh, there was a typhoon
in Manila last night.
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Millions in damage, the
stock dropped 28 points.
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Excuse me, Alex.
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Uh, are you sure?
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About what?
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About the typhoon, the
stocks, are you sure?
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Of course. I'm surprised
you didn't know about it.
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What am I, a weatherman?
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I've been in school all day!
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I'm a kid!
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That's right, I
forget sometimes.
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Alex, take it easy.
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So it's dropped 28 points.
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He bought it at 29.
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Well, all he has to do
is meet the margin call
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by closing tomorrow.
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How... How much
is a margin call?
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Twenty-seven hundred dollars.
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That's no big deal.
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(groans)
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Uh, excuse me, Alex, I've got
some customers to take care of.
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Hi.
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(screams)
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That's not good
for business, Alex.
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Look, Mr. Mathews,
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those, uh, people out
there are... Are my parents.
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M-my dad doesn't
know about the typhoon.
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Or the margin call.
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Look, Alex, the way
your dad plays the market,
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he understands that
a $2700 margin call
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isn't the end of the world.
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Yeah, well, uh,
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l-let me just tell him
in my own way, okay?
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You don't understand, he
takes these things very hard.
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When he was a boy...
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a typhoon wiped out his village.
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Okay, Alex, if he's
gonna take the news
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anywhere close to
the way you're taking it,
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maybe you're right.
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You found it.
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Great. Come on in.
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Alex, what's going on here?
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Uh... here?
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Here this... This is
a brokerage house.
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They buy, they sell.
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Alex, you... You just
slammed the door on us.
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Yeah, well, I... I didn't
want you to come in
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until everything was just right.
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Clean up that desk, will you?
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Well, why did you want
us to come down here?
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W-what was all this talk
about an anniversary present?
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Yeah, well, I just thought
this would be the best place
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to give it to you.
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Happy anniversary, Mom, Dad.
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I love you.
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And if that weren't
bad enough...
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(baby crying)
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Saved by the yell.
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Thanks, pal, I owe you one!
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I'll get him.
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Oh, thanks, Jen.
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Well, I guess that ends
that little storytelling session.
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Maybe we can trade
some more lies, slanders,
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and half-truths next week.
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It wasn't so much the
money that upset me, Alex.
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It was that you had
acted so irresponsibly.
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That I couldn't trust you
in that type of situation.
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Look, Dad, I'm... I'm older now.
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I'm much more responsible.
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Alex, you're an
intelligent, ambitious,
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well-dressed young man.
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But when it comes
to making difficult,
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business-related decisions,
you're not infallible.
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Remember the
housekeeper incident?
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(chuckling)
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There are two
sides to every story.
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What housekeeper?
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Well, I was
pregnant at the time,
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and we needed someone
to help us clean house.
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I was knocked out
from interviewing
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different housekeepers
for the job,
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so I told Alex to screen
the rest of the applicants,
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and let me know if
anyone good came by.
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Two sides.
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(chuckles)
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(♪♪♪)
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Hello.
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I'm Karen Nicholson.
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I've come to apply for
the housekeeping position.
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You have?
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Yes.
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Uh, come in. Come in.
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Uh, here.
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Thank you.
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(laughs nervously)
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Won't you please sit down?
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Okay, I, uh, I have
a few questions here
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I must ask you.
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Uh...
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Uh, do you have any references?
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No.
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Uh, do you, uh, have
any experience as...
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As a housekeeper?
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No.
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Okay.
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Uh, can you cook?
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Uh, cook?
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No.
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So you, uh, you
have no experience,
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uh, no references,
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and, uh, and you can't cook.
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That's right.
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You're hired.
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Boy, you really run a
tough interview, Alex.
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Hey, hey, Karen was all right.
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She was starting
to come along too.
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We just didn't give
her enough time.
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Alex, if we'd given
her any more time,
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this house wouldn't be standing.
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Hey, hey, can I fix
you a cold drink?
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Uh, the ice maker's
not working, Alex.
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Karen broke it a week ago.
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No, no, she told me that
she took care of it today.
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Well, I'll get it
myself, Alex. Thanks.
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So, uh, how was your
day at school, Alex?
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Good. Real good, Dad.
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No, no, I-I mean
specifically that, uh,
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that English class you, uh,
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you said you were
having a little trouble with it.
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Doing great, Dad.
I'm doing great.
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Here, hang on a sec.
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Take a look at that.
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(electric buzzing)
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So, uh, so how are
the rest of your classes?
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Good, Dad, good.
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I'm, uh, really glad
I chose Leland.
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You know, and the
Economics Department
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is everything I'd
hoped that it would be.
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Who are we kidding, Alex?
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She's not working out.
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She's totally incompetent.
She has gotta go.
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Dad, will you quit being
such a perfectionist?
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Alex, Alex!
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Alex, look around you.
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I'm afraid to, Dad.
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Alex, this woman cannot do
one thing we need her to do.
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Okay, well, Dad,
let's keep thinking
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until we think of
something that she can do.
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We have to fire her,
Alex, for our own safety.
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Look. Look.
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If this had been a Pop-Tart...
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we'd be dead now.
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I miss Karen.
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She may not have been
a good housekeeper,
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but she sure was
fun to have around.
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Look, I took control
of a situation,
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and it didn't work out.
260
00:11:35,228 --> 00:11:37,272
It's happened once in my life.
261
00:11:37,296 --> 00:11:38,307
Oh, yeah, Alex?
262
00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:40,309
What about the quiz-off?
263
00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:42,277
Okay, maybe twice.
264
00:11:42,301 --> 00:11:44,480
(laughing) What
was this quiz-off?
265
00:11:44,504 --> 00:11:46,015
Well, a couple years ago,
266
00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:48,885
Alex was the leader of the
Harding High quiz-off team.
267
00:11:48,909 --> 00:11:50,219
There was gonna be a big match
268
00:11:50,243 --> 00:11:52,455
held live at my
dad's PBS station.
269
00:11:52,479 --> 00:11:54,790
Alex needed to fill one
more spot on the team
270
00:11:54,814 --> 00:11:55,958
and he picked me.
271
00:11:55,982 --> 00:11:58,561
Mistake of my life.
272
00:11:58,585 --> 00:12:01,297
Well, he made my life miserable
trying to teach me everything
273
00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:03,232
in a couple of days.
274
00:12:03,256 --> 00:12:05,334
Let's turn to the next question.
275
00:12:05,358 --> 00:12:07,169
Alex, we've been
doing this for hours!
276
00:12:07,193 --> 00:12:08,271
I'm getting tired.
277
00:12:08,295 --> 00:12:09,805
She needs her rest.
278
00:12:09,829 --> 00:12:12,174
Jennifer, I don't think
you fully appreciate
279
00:12:12,198 --> 00:12:16,412
what an enormous task
I've undertaken here.
280
00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:20,404
I'm taking a
simple peasant girl,
281
00:12:21,708 --> 00:12:23,485
whose greatest prior achievement
282
00:12:23,509 --> 00:12:26,456
was coordinating her eye
shadow with her sweater,
283
00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:28,891
and I'm turning
her into someone...
284
00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:33,262
Someone who can have
a conversation with me.
285
00:12:33,286 --> 00:12:36,733
You're gonna have to give her
more incentive than that, Alex.
286
00:12:36,757 --> 00:12:38,267
Alex, let's just
get this over with.
287
00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:40,602
You're getting a little too
pompous even for you.
288
00:12:40,626 --> 00:12:42,271
Okay.
289
00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:45,241
Now, we went over
this one yesterday.
290
00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:47,476
It's a geography question.
291
00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:51,013
"At the southern tip of
Chile lies a body of water
292
00:12:51,037 --> 00:12:53,415
"named for a famous explorer.
293
00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:55,306
"Name this body of water."
294
00:12:56,876 --> 00:12:59,822
Uh, a body of water, right?
295
00:12:59,846 --> 00:13:03,325
Named for the famous
explorer. Come on, now.
296
00:13:03,349 --> 00:13:05,249
Southern tip of Chile?
297
00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:07,930
The Hudson River.
298
00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:10,933
(groans)
299
00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:12,168
That's not right?
300
00:13:12,192 --> 00:13:15,037
No, it's the Straits
of Magellan.
301
00:13:15,061 --> 00:13:17,305
Oh, you guys are still at it?
302
00:13:17,329 --> 00:13:18,474
It's so late.
303
00:13:18,498 --> 00:13:19,708
I'm glad you're here.
304
00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:21,611
W-we need your help
with another dry run.
305
00:13:21,635 --> 00:13:25,181
We've had five dry runs
in the last two days, Alex.
306
00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:27,849
Just one more. W-we're
at a turning point here.
307
00:13:27,873 --> 00:13:30,319
Mallory actually named
all the Cabinet members.
308
00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:32,543
That was me, Alex.
309
00:13:33,412 --> 00:13:34,857
Alex, I'm tired.
310
00:13:34,881 --> 00:13:36,826
Just a couple more questions.
311
00:13:36,850 --> 00:13:39,995
Now, what do the letters
312
00:13:40,019 --> 00:13:42,899
in the acronym SCUBA stand for?
313
00:13:42,923 --> 00:13:45,268
Well, it's kind of like
skin diving, isn't it?
314
00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:47,470
Yes. Yes, it is.
315
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:49,405
Now, what do the
letters stand for?
316
00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:51,774
We've gone over this before.
317
00:13:51,798 --> 00:13:55,500
Self-Contained Underwater
Breathing Apparatus.
318
00:14:00,873 --> 00:14:02,373
What did you say?
319
00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:06,088
Self-Contained Underwater
320
00:14:06,112 --> 00:14:08,191
Breathing Apparatus.
321
00:14:08,215 --> 00:14:10,647
Again.
322
00:14:13,219 --> 00:14:17,133
Self-Contained Underwater
Breathing Apparatus!
323
00:14:17,157 --> 00:14:19,168
By George, she's got it!
324
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:23,238
ALL: Self-Contained
Underwater Breathing Apparatus!
325
00:14:23,262 --> 00:14:24,707
And who invented it?
326
00:14:24,731 --> 00:14:26,597
Magellan!
327
00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:31,447
MALLORY: Everything
was going okay.
328
00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:32,781
We got to the studio.
329
00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:34,182
We were all prepared.
330
00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:36,051
Then the questions started.
331
00:14:36,075 --> 00:14:40,556
There's a body of water
at the tip of Southern Chile,
332
00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:43,793
that's named for the first man
to circumnavigate the globe.
333
00:14:43,817 --> 00:14:45,460
What is this body of water?
334
00:14:45,484 --> 00:14:47,229
(buzzing) Alex
Keaton, Harding High.
335
00:14:47,253 --> 00:14:48,898
The body... To... To the camera.
336
00:14:48,922 --> 00:14:50,199
Right, to the camera.
337
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:52,189
The body of water...
338
00:14:56,263 --> 00:14:57,995
Five seconds, Harding.
339
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,700
Straits of Ma...
340
00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:07,416
Uh, Ma...
341
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:10,052
Ma...
342
00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:12,989
Uh, a-anyone else
on the Harding team?
343
00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:15,624
(buzzing) Mallory Keaton.
344
00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:18,182
Straits of Massachusetts.
345
00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:24,267
STEVEN: No, no, I'm sorry.
346
00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:28,203
The correct answer was
the Straits of Magellan.
347
00:15:28,227 --> 00:15:30,473
Straits of Massachusetts
is incorrect.
348
00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:32,774
(bell ringing)
349
00:15:32,798 --> 00:15:35,711
Wait a minute, what's...?
The... The judges say...?
350
00:15:35,735 --> 00:15:37,435
STEVEN: "Close enough."
351
00:15:39,705 --> 00:15:41,416
Wait, wait, wait...
352
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:42,818
Sorry, wait... Wait...
Wait a minute,
353
00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:45,354
That's... That's
the wrong answer.
354
00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:47,690
But... B-but as I said before,
355
00:15:47,714 --> 00:15:49,592
the decision of
the judges is final.
356
00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:52,795
Uh, Harding will... Will
get credit for that answer.
357
00:15:52,819 --> 00:15:55,886
Uh, the score's tied 5 all.
358
00:16:01,995 --> 00:16:03,872
Thanks to me we almost won.
359
00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:06,008
I think it's cute you
had stage fright, Alex.
360
00:16:06,032 --> 00:16:07,676
No, I don't accept that, Ellen.
361
00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:08,944
I still think one
of the teachers
362
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,714
from the opposing
team drugged me.
363
00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:14,650
Alex, the other team's
teachers were all nuns.
364
00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:17,486
That's what they
wanted you to think, Dad.
365
00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:19,655
You know, I am not the
only member of this family
366
00:16:19,679 --> 00:16:21,189
who's made the
occasional blunder.
367
00:16:21,213 --> 00:16:23,292
Occasional? Ha.
368
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:26,062
Mallory, you made your share.
369
00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:29,298
Like what?
370
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:31,366
Princeton.
371
00:16:31,390 --> 00:16:33,235
(groans)
372
00:16:33,259 --> 00:16:34,503
Wait'll you hear this, Ellen.
373
00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:36,905
I went down to
Princeton for an interview,
374
00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:38,474
and Mallory wanted
to come with me,
375
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:41,243
'cause her... Her boyfriend
was a freshman there,
376
00:16:41,267 --> 00:16:42,578
and she wanted to surprise him.
377
00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:44,446
Yeah, well it worked.
378
00:16:44,470 --> 00:16:47,382
When she walked into his
room, he was kissing another girl.
379
00:16:47,406 --> 00:16:50,152
And while this was going on, I
was down at the Dean's Office,
380
00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:52,654
ready to knock his
socks off in my interview.
381
00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:54,790
Anyway, he asked me
to wait in another room,
382
00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:57,092
and then when I
stepped inside...
383
00:16:57,116 --> 00:16:58,682
Whoa.
384
00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:08,470
Yes, Dean Meminger,
385
00:17:08,494 --> 00:17:11,773
I, uh, I certainly do
want to attend Princeton.
386
00:17:11,797 --> 00:17:15,366
I have always had a
certain, oh, shall we say lust...
387
00:17:17,002 --> 00:17:18,180
No, not lust.
388
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:21,984
An admiration
for the Ivy League.
389
00:17:22,008 --> 00:17:24,787
(sobbing)
390
00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:25,888
Alex!
391
00:17:25,912 --> 00:17:27,723
Mallory, what are
you doing here?
392
00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:29,024
Um, um,
393
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,393
I saw Jeff and...
394
00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:31,860
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
what about Jeff?
395
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:34,230
I saw Jeff and... And...
396
00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:37,988
And the desk...
Uh... Uh... Kissing.
397
00:17:42,528 --> 00:17:44,862
Jeff was kissing the desk?
398
00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:50,145
No. He... He was
leaning against the desk,
399
00:17:50,169 --> 00:17:52,914
uh, he was, um, he was...
400
00:17:52,938 --> 00:17:56,619
He was kissing, um, a girl!
401
00:17:56,643 --> 00:17:58,442
Oh, boy.
402
00:17:59,111 --> 00:18:00,689
I wanna go home.
403
00:18:00,713 --> 00:18:04,760
Let's go home, okay, Alex?
404
00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:07,362
Mallory, are you crazy?
405
00:18:07,386 --> 00:18:10,132
I got my interview now.
406
00:18:10,156 --> 00:18:11,399
Mallory, I've gotta talk to you.
407
00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:13,635
(groans)
408
00:18:13,659 --> 00:18:16,004
Go away, Jeff. I
don't want to see you.
409
00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:17,172
Let me explain!
410
00:18:17,196 --> 00:18:18,641
Mallory, let him explain.
411
00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:20,342
Jeff, why don't you
take her out for dinner?
412
00:18:20,366 --> 00:18:22,177
Here's a couple of bucks.
413
00:18:22,201 --> 00:18:25,014
Mallory, I had every intention
of telling you about Sandy.
414
00:18:25,038 --> 00:18:26,948
Sandy. Did you hear that, Alex?
415
00:18:26,972 --> 00:18:29,852
Her name's Sandy.
416
00:18:29,876 --> 00:18:31,153
Great, here's some more money.
417
00:18:31,177 --> 00:18:34,056
Take Sandy with you.
418
00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:35,691
I'm sorry you had
to find out like this.
419
00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:37,926
But don't forget, we did
agree to see other people.
420
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:41,497
Say, that's right. Well, I
guess this is settled, huh?
421
00:18:41,521 --> 00:18:42,831
Just go away, okay, Jeff.
422
00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:44,767
'Cause I don't wanna
talk about it anymore.
423
00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:45,834
Mallory.
424
00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:48,259
Jeff. Alex!
425
00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:52,096
(clears throat)
426
00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:56,233
Has there been a coup?
427
00:19:00,239 --> 00:19:02,951
Well, hello, Dean Meminger.
428
00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:05,954
I was just, uh,
wishing Alex good luck.
429
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:07,689
I think you'll really like him.
430
00:19:07,713 --> 00:19:09,125
He's a swell kid.
431
00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:10,759
Oh, that's good enough for me.
432
00:19:10,783 --> 00:19:12,461
Congratulations.
433
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:15,564
Welcome to Princeton.
434
00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:17,533
We'll talk later, Mallory?
435
00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:19,335
Well, so long.
436
00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:21,337
And who is this?
437
00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:22,804
(sniffs)
438
00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:24,828
Hi.
439
00:19:25,932 --> 00:19:28,966
Uh, she was just leaving.
440
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:33,148
I wanna go home
right now, okay, Alex?
441
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:35,684
Mallory, please, be
reasonable, okay?
442
00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:38,554
Just wait outside. I'll be
done here in a few minutes.
443
00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:40,322
Okay, I'll wait out here.
444
00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:43,459
Good. And, uh, try and
keep your mind off Jeff.
445
00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:45,415
(sobbing)
446
00:19:50,657 --> 00:19:53,335
Okay, I'm ready.
447
00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:55,304
You sure?
448
00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:57,539
Yes, sir.
449
00:19:57,563 --> 00:20:00,209
This interview has not got
off to a good start, Mr. Keaton.
450
00:20:00,233 --> 00:20:01,743
If there is any
further interruptions,
451
00:20:01,767 --> 00:20:03,845
I may have to
hold it against you.
452
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:07,582
Yes, sir, I'd do the same
thing if I were in your shoes.
453
00:20:07,606 --> 00:20:11,586
By the way, did I tell you
how much I like your shoes?
454
00:20:11,610 --> 00:20:14,089
Sit down, Mr. Keaton, please.
455
00:20:14,113 --> 00:20:16,258
Yes, sir.
456
00:20:16,282 --> 00:20:18,593
I must say I'm very
impressed with your application.
457
00:20:18,617 --> 00:20:20,229
Very impressed indeed.
458
00:20:20,253 --> 00:20:22,364
I can always spot sincerity,
459
00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:26,035
and commitment
in an application.
460
00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:28,603
Well, thank you, sir.
461
00:20:28,627 --> 00:20:31,395
I tried to throw a
lot of both in there.
462
00:20:35,701 --> 00:20:38,614
Uh, Dean Meminger,
as you could probably tell,
463
00:20:38,638 --> 00:20:41,350
I regard Princeton
as perhaps the finest...
464
00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:44,185
(Mallory sobbing)
465
00:20:44,209 --> 00:20:46,755
E-educational... In...
466
00:20:46,779 --> 00:20:49,158
(sobbing)
467
00:20:49,182 --> 00:20:52,427
Um, e-ever since I was
a young lad of about, oh,
468
00:20:52,451 --> 00:20:54,829
I don't know, six or
eight months of age.
469
00:20:54,853 --> 00:20:55,931
(phone rings)
470
00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:57,232
Excuse me.
471
00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:59,902
Hello.
472
00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:01,725
It's for you.
473
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:07,931
(whispers) Thank you.
474
00:21:16,075 --> 00:21:19,120
(nervously) Hello.
475
00:21:19,144 --> 00:21:22,023
M-Mallory, would you please...
476
00:21:22,047 --> 00:21:25,294
Look.
477
00:21:25,318 --> 00:21:28,886
Look, I know you wanna go
home right now, but I can't.
478
00:21:30,022 --> 00:21:31,232
No, Mal... Mal... Mallory.
479
00:21:31,256 --> 00:21:33,902
Mallory, don't leave without me.
480
00:21:33,926 --> 00:21:35,904
No, no, don't
leave the building.
481
00:21:35,928 --> 00:21:38,762
I repeat, do not
leave the building.
482
00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:47,638
Do you think she'll call again?
483
00:21:49,074 --> 00:21:51,186
No, no. That's... That's it.
484
00:21:51,210 --> 00:21:53,421
Fine, then we can get
on with this interview.
485
00:21:53,445 --> 00:21:55,757
Please. All right, Mr. Keaton,
486
00:21:55,781 --> 00:21:58,260
could you tell me what
unique qualities you possess
487
00:21:58,284 --> 00:22:01,130
which might enrich the
Princeton community.
488
00:22:01,154 --> 00:22:03,565
Well, sir, I'm glad
you asked that.
489
00:22:03,589 --> 00:22:05,489
How much time have you got?
490
00:22:06,893 --> 00:22:08,325
(chuckles nervously)
491
00:22:10,063 --> 00:22:11,495
(coughs)
492
00:22:14,067 --> 00:22:16,511
Well, sir, at the, uh, at the
risk of sounding immodest,
493
00:22:16,535 --> 00:22:20,037
you see before you a
young man without a flaw.
494
00:22:21,206 --> 00:22:23,084
Unless of course
you find me immodest,
495
00:22:23,108 --> 00:22:25,754
in which case I have one flaw.
496
00:22:25,778 --> 00:22:28,089
I see that you're very involved
497
00:22:28,113 --> 00:22:30,626
in extracurricular activities.
498
00:22:30,650 --> 00:22:31,827
Oh, yes, sir, yes, sir.
499
00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:34,162
You see correctly.
As a matter of fact,
500
00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:37,533
if I may speak
extracurricularly for a moment...
501
00:22:37,557 --> 00:22:40,869
If you can, please do.
502
00:22:40,893 --> 00:22:43,005
Well, sir, I, uh...
503
00:22:43,029 --> 00:22:44,294
(Mallory sobbing)
504
00:22:45,764 --> 00:22:46,742
She's leaving.
505
00:22:46,766 --> 00:22:48,110
What?
506
00:22:48,134 --> 00:22:51,413
Just a second.
507
00:22:51,437 --> 00:22:53,248
Mallory, come
back here, will you?
508
00:22:53,272 --> 00:22:55,684
What is going on here?
509
00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:57,586
Uh, D... Uh, Dean Meminger,
510
00:22:57,610 --> 00:23:00,088
is there any possibility of
rescheduling this interview?
511
00:23:00,112 --> 00:23:01,990
M... Maybe later
today, or tomorrow.
512
00:23:02,014 --> 00:23:05,227
There'll be no rescheduling
of this interview.
513
00:23:05,251 --> 00:23:07,562
Oh, I'm, uh, I'm
sorry to hear that, sir,
514
00:23:07,586 --> 00:23:10,132
because I really have to go.
515
00:23:10,156 --> 00:23:12,400
What?
516
00:23:12,424 --> 00:23:14,770
Look, that's my
sister out there.
517
00:23:14,794 --> 00:23:18,340
She came up to Princeton
with me to surprise her boyfriend,
518
00:23:18,364 --> 00:23:21,442
and she saw him
with another girl.
519
00:23:21,466 --> 00:23:22,711
She's very upset,
520
00:23:22,735 --> 00:23:25,113
and I should
probably go talk to her,
521
00:23:25,137 --> 00:23:26,915
because I am her brother.
522
00:23:26,939 --> 00:23:29,573
So I gotta go.
523
00:23:35,014 --> 00:23:37,893
Sir, I hope my record
can stand on its own,
524
00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:41,162
because I really do
want to attend Princeton.
525
00:23:41,186 --> 00:23:42,731
I love this place.
526
00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:45,534
I love everything about it.
527
00:23:45,558 --> 00:23:48,592
I have ivy growing
on my bedroom walls.
528
00:23:52,231 --> 00:23:54,999
Go Tigers! Beat Yale!
529
00:23:56,669 --> 00:23:58,769
I mean that.
530
00:24:00,873 --> 00:24:03,506
( light dramatic theme playing)
531
00:24:09,815 --> 00:24:11,815
( upbeat jazz theme playing)
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