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♪♪♪
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Chef: Izzy?
Izzy: You betcha!
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- Noah?
- Present.
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- Gwen?
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- Does it matter any of us
are here
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given human existence
is futile?
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(Shudders) Dark.
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Harold? Harold?!
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- That's weird.
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Harold has perfect attendance.
I hope he's okay.
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(Concerned chatter)
Yeah, what happened to Harold?
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- Ah, don't worry, kids.
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Harold could be absent
for all sorts of reasons.
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He could be stuck
in the bathroom...
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- (Gasps, whimpers)
- Fallen down a well.
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Or kidnapped by the creepy
things
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that roam in the basement!
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(Phone rings)
Hello...
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yes, I noticed Harold is...
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Hold on. Did you say...
chicken pox?!
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- Chef? Is Harold okay?
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Hello Chef, are you there?
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- Chicken p-p-p-p-p...
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- Oof!
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Computer voice: Engaging
decontamination protocol
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omega beta delta salami one.
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(Alarm blares)
(Water rushes)
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(Gloves snap)
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Have a good day.
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- Nothing to worry about kids.
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Everything's under control.
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- The way he said that makes me
think
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everything's not under control.
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(Spray spritzes, twinkles)
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- We just have to take
precautions
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because chicken pox
is very contagious.
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But everybody just stay calm.
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(Scratching sounds)
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♪ Ta da da da!
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- Cody's infected!
Everybody panic!
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(Screaming)
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- What does infected mean?
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- Not to worry, kids.
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We'll just keep Cody
quarantined in my office
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and the rest of you
will be fine.
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- Bye Cody!
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- Just don't touch anything
he touched!
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(Scratching sounds)
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Agh! (Gulp)
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- Ew!
- Ugh!
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- What? Some things are worth
the risk--
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Ohhhhhhh no.
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Still worth it!!!!!
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- What's chicken pox?
- Isn't it obvious?
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It's called chicken pox.
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If you get the virus,
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it gives you those itchy red
bumps.
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That's where the feathers
poke through.
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And before you know it,
you're a chicken!
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Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo!
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Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo!
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- (Frightened gasps)
- Dude!
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- Izzy, that is not a chicken.
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- It is where I come from.
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- So the chickens are behind
the pox?
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What've we ever done
to those guys?
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♪♪♪
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- Oh right.
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- Uh... Noah?
What're you doing?
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- Who? Me? Nothing! Ha!
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- Chef! Noah's turning into
a chicken.
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- Noah!
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- Whaaat? No! No, I'm fi-!
I need to -hey! Wait!
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Nooooo! I-- (Itch grunt)
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I don't wanna be a chicken!
Arrrrgh!
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- Kids are dropping like flies!
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What're we going to do?
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(Pigeon coos)
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- We're gonna track those
chickens down
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and ruffle some feathers.
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♪♪♪
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- How do you track a chicken?
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- I found a feather!
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- We must be on the right track.
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- Let's ask that guy
if he knows anything.
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(Pigeon coos)
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- (Nonchalant whistling)
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Excuse me, sir.
Have you seen a chicken?
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(Pigeon coos)
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- I knew there was something
off about that guy.
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(Calling) We've got a runner!
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♪♪♪
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(Growls)
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- Ahhhh!
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(Pigeon coos)
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♪♪♪
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- Hyah! (Splash)
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♪♪♪
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(Calling whistle)
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(Love struck music)
- Coo coo coo coo coo!
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Coo coo coo!
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(Thud)
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Works every time.
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(Rock guitar riff plays)
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(Light clicks on)
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Who do you work for?!
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Where were you on the night
in question?!
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And how do you know
the victim?!
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- Maybe it's time we gave up?
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It seems like he really
doesn't know anything.
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- You're probably right.
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Pigeon? You're free to go.
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(Pigeon coos)
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But before you do...
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does this french fry belong
to you?!
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No? Okay.
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(Hart pounding)
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(Record scratches)
Okay, okay!
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(Sighs) The high counsel
chickens hired me
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to keep an eye on yous, kids.
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All: (Gasp)
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- Was that so hard?
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- And what about the chicken
pox?!?
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- Chicken pox? I don't know
nothin' about no chicken pox.
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- Where do we find the ones
that do?
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- Oh, no. N-n-no I-I-I can't
say nothin' 'bout dat.
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The things they'd do ta me
if they evah found out
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I talked--(rrr)
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(mouth-full) Okay, so what you
wanna do is
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head down to - mmm -
18th an' Gabagool Ave.
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Yous is gonna find a chicken
joint there -
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mmm this is a good fry-
but don't go inside;
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no you want... (swallows)
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the bucket.
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Let's roll!
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa-whoa!
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Yous can't just leaves me
twistin' in the wind here!
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I needs ta be in witness
protection!
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- Ugh. Fine.
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- Oh hey. This is purrrrfect!!
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Heh. Pleasure doin' business
wit you, kids!
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- It's not the weirdest thing
I've ever seen.
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- I need more oatmeal, Chef!
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- Owen, put the oatmeal
compress on your skin.
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Don't eat it!
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- But my insides aren't itchy
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and it's just so delicious!
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- More back-scratcher over here
please, Chef.
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(Scratching sounds)
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- Make it stop!!!!
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- Get - offa - me!
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(Gasps)
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- Oh, no.
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- This must be the place!
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- You really think they're
headquartered here?
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- It's the last place I'd look
for a chicken.
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One that hasn't been deep
fried, anyway.
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Nerdy kid: Can I take your
order?
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- We're here to see the chicken
high council!
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- (Static, Laughs)
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What's the password, human?
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- Um. (Thinking) Hm...
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Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo!
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- Yeah, correct!
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Take the elevator
to the 4th floor.
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(Elevator dings)
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- You changed the password?
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- Well, the old one
was too hard.
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Everyone kept forgetting it.
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(Scratching sounds)
- Eeeee!!!
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Gwen: I've always wondered
what's inside these buckets.
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- Humans? In the royal bucket?
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What is the meaning of this?!
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(Buckawk)
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Why, I have half a mind to turn
you into a ten piece meal!
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- Try me, lady.
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I eat birds like you
for breakfast.
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Well, the ones in eggs, anyway.
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- (Shocked gasps)
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(Talking over each other)
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- Stopppppp!
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What are we doing,
chicken dudes?
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And... little girl dudes?
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Sure, humans and chickens have
been feuding for centuries...
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- We have?
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- But don't you know that hate
only breeds more hate?
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I bet, if we talked this out,
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we'd find we have more
in common than you think!
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Because deep down,
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aren't we all a little chicken
sometimes?
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(Clapping)
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(All Clapping)
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- Silence!
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You speak eloquently,
young human.
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But why have you infiltrated
our royal coop
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if not with ill intent?
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To be honest, yer majesty,
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we were kinda hoping
you'd ix-nay
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the whole chicken pox thing?
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- (Confused reactions)
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- Pardon me?!
I assure you, child,
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we have nothing to do with
these 'pox' of which you speak.
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- But then why were you
spying on us?
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- Because you kids have become
the biggest threat
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to chicken-kind since
the advent of the nugget!
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(Concerned clucking)
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- Strangely, we have had
a lot of altercations
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with chickens lately.
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- Don't get me wrong.
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We've done some evil stuff.
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The market crash of '08.
Corn relish. Rap-rock.
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- Rap-rock?!? You monsters!!!
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- But we chickens deeply resent
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being associated with that
awful, itchy disease.
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The good news
is that chicken pox
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only lasts a few days
in children.
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Both: Phew!
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- So this whole mission
was pointless.
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Much like life itself.
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- Whoa. Dark.
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Anyhoo, we've developed
a lotion
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to help with the itching.
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It comes in three soothing
flavours:
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barbecue, ranch
and blue cheese.
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(Concerned clucking)
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Blue cheese is the least
popular.
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Take the lotion and never speak
of this meeting to anyone.
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You do not want to cross
the chickens.
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(Buckawk!)
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- Wow! Thanks!
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- No! N-n-n-no!
Yous gots the wrong guy!
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I'ze just a dumb old cat!
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Meowwwww! See?
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No, no, no, not the batter!!!
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- Okay, then, I guess we'll be
on our way.
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But wait, where's Jude?
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- Buk buk bugawwwwwk...
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- Whoa, Jude! You got it bad!
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- Don't worry, girls.
I've finally found my people.
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I'm going to live here
with the chickens... forever.
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(Concerned clucking)
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- But Jude! We just learned
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chicken pox only lasts
for a few--
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- A-ta-ta-ta-ta...
I've made my decision.
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Buh-kay?
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Owen: (Sounds of relief)
ohohohoh...
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This feels soooo good! (Fart)
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- Owen, you're over the chicken
pox,
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you don't need the lotion
anymore.
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- I don't?!? Awesome!!!
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(Slurping)
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- (Retches)
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- (Slurping)
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- Mmm mmm! Those chickens are
missing out!
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- (Licks) Mmm-mmm!
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- Boy, am I glad things are
back to normal around here.
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(Music sting)
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Buk buk bugawwwwwk!
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