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♪♪♪
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and all the men and women
merely players". AHHH!
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- Sorry about that,
I did it on purpose.
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- Oohhh... whatcha workin' on,
Courtney?
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Sounds boring!
Is it boring?
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- You know what it is!
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My one-woman Shakespearean
recital
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that I've been practicing
all year
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for our upcoming talent show!
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Chef! Where are the new props
you promised me?!
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- A little busy, Courtney.
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Can someone please
go into my office
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and get Courtney's props.
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Top left drawer in my desk.
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Don't look anywhere else!
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(bang) OW! OW! OW!
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- Format computer? Okay!
(Beep)
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- Whoaaaaa!
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Uniforms from Chef's jobs
before he started teaching!
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- Wait. Chef was a CHEF?
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My brain hurts!
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- LOOK WHAT I FOUND!
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All: (impressed) Oooh!
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- Hey! What's takin' so long?
(Music sting)
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Uh-oh.
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- We found your mask!
- Were you a wrestler?
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- Y'ever fight a bear?
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- Huh. Haven't seen this old
thing in a while.
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Sorry kids, but the history
of this mask is so painful
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I can't talk about it.
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- Okay.
- (Sigh)
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It was three long years ago...
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- (Gasp) I was just a kid!
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- Ahem...where was I?
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It was three long years ago...
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The O.W.W.
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had just given me my first
pro wrestling contract.
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I was in a tag team called
'Hot Lunch'.
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My ring name was Soup and
along with my partner, Sammy,
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we were headed for STARDOM!
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But right before
our title match,
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the Commissioner forced me
into a double cross!
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I performed his own signature
move against him:
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The Ham Slamwich.
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It knocked Sammy out
of wrestling forever.
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And I felt so guilty
I quit the OWW
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and took the worst job
I could think of...
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teaching kids.
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- I wanna be a wrestler!
- Me too!
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- Totally!
- Time to bring the pain!
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- My Mom calls me pain. Oof!
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- Aghhh!
(Fighting grunts)
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- (Phone buzzes) Hi, Bargain
Basement Beat Down?
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I need 10 of your most painful
chairs please.
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- Chef, where do you get
two-by-fours with nails
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sticking out of them?
- On it.
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- Oh! Sweet. Never mind.
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- See? Now if anybody tries
to grab me in a headlock,
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these guys will bite their
arms off. Easy peezy.
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- WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
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Folded chairs?
Concealed squirrels?
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That's not wrestling!
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That's just fighting dirty!
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And it's what got me into
trouble in the first place!
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Look, if I'm coaching,
we wrestle clean.
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Got it?
- (Sighs)
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I guess clean wrestling
is better
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than no wrestling at all.
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- Let's give wrestling a bath!
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- Now if you kids wanna be real
wrestlers,
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you gotta create
your alter egos.
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- You guys know
what that means...
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All: MAKEOVERRRRRRRRRS!
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- (Snoring)
- To sleep,
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perchance to dream -ay,
there's the rub,
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for in this sleep--
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(Light clicks off)
Noah: Wrestling fans!
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- Huh?
- HEY!
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- Put your hands together
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for the hottest new wrestlers
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in the whole school district!
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MEAN GREEN!
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- (Roars)
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Noah: THE DRAMA QUEEN!
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REFRIDGE O' RAIDER!
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- (Big belch)
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Noah: The SQUIRREL'S NEST!
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And... The Towel?
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- Kids! You look amazing!
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I don't think I've ever been
so proud.
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- What about the time we saved
all those orphans?
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- Nope, THIS.
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In fact, we're gonna put on
a wrestling show
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instead of that boring thing
Courtney wanted to do.
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- But Chef--
- Now let's jump ahead
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three weeks and see
how great you're doing!
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♪♪♪
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(Slapping, groaning)
- Take that, and that.
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- Nestor! Get back here!
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- Chef, I absorb blood
and sweat!
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- I don't understand.
How is this possible?
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- Because I'm a towel.
- NO!
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- I mean, how is it possible
that you kids are worse
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than when I started coaching
you three weeks ago?!
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- That's cuz your kind of
wrestling is boring, Chef!
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If you just gave us some
barbed wire and thumbtacks
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then maybe--
- No! No! No!
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That's fighting dirty!
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And we're not wrestling
that way!
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- We can do better, Chef!
Watch!
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- WEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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- Oh, this is a disaster!
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Everybody will have to watch
Courtney's horrible thing!
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(Crying) It's over!
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It's all over!
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- He tried to share a special
part of his life
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and we failed him.
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You know what that means...
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Chef is a lousy teacher.
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- Hold on.
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I think I know someone
who might be able to help.
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(Doorbell rings)
- (Whistling)
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Ugh, can I help you, stranger?
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(Gasps) SAMMY!
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- Oooooh BABY! It's me!
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How you doin', Soup?
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- But (stammering) I thought
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you were never gonna speak
to me again?
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- Eh, you kiddin'? I been
tryin' to find you for years.
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- Really? Because I sent
a bunch of friend requests.
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I left voicemails.
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I even order you a meat bouquet
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every year on your birthday.
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- We told Sammy
about the big show!
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- And it's not too late to cut
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Courtney's boring junk out,
right?
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- (Grumbles)
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- Aw, wouldn't miss the
opportunity to get back
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in the ring with my pal, Soup!
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Oooh yeahhhhh.
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- Well, all right then!
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C'mon kids, we got some
training to do!
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All: (Cheering)
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- Oooh baby-heehee.
Just like old times.
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(Evil laugh)
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- Oh yeah, his laugh
didn't sound evil at all.
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- HIYAH!
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- Oof! Nice work, Duncan!
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You're only missing your kick
by a couple feet now!
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You guys have really stepped it
up since Sammy got here!
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Wonder where he is?
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- Hm. Why would Sammy not
be out there?
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I thought he wanted to train
for the big show.
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(Welder sparks)
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- Breakaway chair welded solid.
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Electric animal trap.
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Angry beaver.
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Everything I need to turn
this show
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into a down and dirty
revenge match!
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And the best part is
no one suspects a thing
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because no one is listening
to me talk right now.
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(Evil laugh)
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- Sammy's not here
for a re-union!
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He's here for re-venge!
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He's gonna fight dirty
in the big match!
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Why am I telling you this,
I have to tell Chef!
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(Bell dings)
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Noah: WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME!
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In this corner,
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weighing in at a combined
weight of 110 pounds
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and hailing from... here!
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It's the total dra-maniacs!
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And in this corner...
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it's Hot Lunnnnnnch!
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- Chef, you can't do this!
You need to cancel the fight!
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- Courtney, I'm sorry I cut
your Shakespeare talk-alogue
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out of the show but trust me,
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this is gonna be much less
boring.
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- But--
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- You know, back in the day,
my partner, Soup,
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did a lot for me.
And to me.
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Now, I finally have a chance
to pay him back for all that...
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kindness!
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- NOW LET'S! GET! RASSLIN'!
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(Bell dings)
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(Running thumps)
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EE! EE! OW! OOF!
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- (Giggle) Nice one kids!
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Tag me in, Sammy, TAG ME!
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(War cries)
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- Oof! GAH!
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Ack! Oof! ARG! AAAH!
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(Giggle) You're up, Sammy.
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(Yells in pain)
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(Squirts)
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(Metallic snap,
electricity crackles)
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(Zapping) Kids...
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All: (Gasp)
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- Why?! SAMMY WHY?!
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- I'll tell you why...
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'cause you're a dirty, weak,
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double-crossing cheat!
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And now it's my turn
to get... dirty!
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- Please, Sammy! Don't do this!
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Fighting dirty only leads
to more pain!
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It won't fix what happened
in the past!
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- Maybe not.
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But Oooh babayyy
I'm really gonna enjoy it.
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(Grunt) Huh?
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- Hey bucko, if you're gonna
play dirty,
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then we're gonna play dirty too.
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- Yeah. You think you can play
dirtier than us?
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HA! I don't even know
what soap looks like.
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- Okay, let's do this!
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(Light clatter, bones crack)
WHOA!
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OW! OOH! OW!
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- ICE BLASTER!
(Ice cubes clatter)
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- ATTTTTAAACCCKK!
(Squirrels chittering)
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- WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
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AHHHHHHHHH!
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- Looks like this match really
was scheduled
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for one fall.
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- Well, Sammy, are you ready
to throw in the towel or what?
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- Ha! I'm not about to be
pinned by a bunch of toddlers,
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no matter how dirty
they're fighting.
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Hey, do you guys hear,
like, a whistling sound?
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(Whooshing through air)
- I'm a projectile!
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Ahhhh!
(Boom!)
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(Birds chirp)
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(Slaps mat)
- ONE! TWO! THREE!
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IT'S OVER!
(Bell dings)
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All: WE DID IT! WE DID IT!
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- You kids were amazing!
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I guess that sometimes in life
we do have to fight dirty
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if we want--
Courtney: (Ah-hem)
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Yes, the ravages of betrayal.
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Perhaps the bard summed it up
best in Julius Caesar:
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"This was the most unkindest
cut of--
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- (Whistles)
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Ahhhhh!
All: Yeah!
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- (Growls) This ain't over.
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I'll have my revenge yet, Soup!
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I'll have my REVENNNNNGE!
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- Revenge? (Chuckles)
Oh my.
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Not for a while you won't.
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You're lucky to be alive!
See?
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It appears you have a small
'Cody' lodged in your sternum.
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(Doctor chuckles)
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- Can we get more rice pudding?
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I love hospital food!
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(Sammy screams)
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