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♪♪♪
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- Is the forecast calling for
indoor winter today, Bridgette,
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ya hoser?
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- (Sighs) What have I told you
kids about Canada-shaming?
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Now, Bridgette has done
something very nice
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and while, yes, she looks
like a "hoser",
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it's for a great cause.
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- Tah-dahhhh.
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All: Whoaaaaaa!
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- (Laughing)
OOF! OW!
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- I donated my hair
to an awesome charity.
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And I brought a video
to explain how it works!
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- Okay, you kids enjoy
your bring movie
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while I go do little yard work.
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Lousy landscaper never
showed up.
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(Sniffs, grossed out sounds)
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- Brace yourselves,
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this one's a real tear-jerker!
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- Hi. I'm Lilith O'Doherty,
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beloved Canadian
Singer-Songwriter.
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And I'm here to ask you to help
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some of my special friends:
hairless cats.
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(Bad singing)
♪ And she feels her feelings
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♪ So deeee-eeeep
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♪ More secrets than promises
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♪ To kee-ee-eeeeep
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(Off Key croon gymnastics)
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With no fur to cover their
uncooked-chicken-like bodies,
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these poor animals
are always cold.
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That's why I joined a charity
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dedicated to giving
a new hairdo
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and a warmer life to nature's
lovable losers.
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So give generously--
(Cat screeches)
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- OW! IT'S ATTACKING ME!
IT'S SCRATCHING!
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- (Sobbing)
- Oof. Right in the feels.
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- So let me get this
straight...
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you gave your hair to a cat.
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- Uh huh.
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Just look at the chilly kitty
that got my hair!
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All: AWWWW!
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- And I got a plaque that says
I'm a good person.
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- (Gasps) I wanna put my hair
on a cat!
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- Hey, I'm a good person too.
Where's my plaque!
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- My dentist says I have tons
of plaque!
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- First your hair's gotta be
luxurious, like mine was.
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- She thinks she can
out-hair-DO Leshawna?
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- I can't wait to cut off
all my hair
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so I can see my brains
underneath!
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- Of course I wanna help
the kitties.
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But what I'm really looking
forward to,
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is growing luxurious hair!
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(Hair rustles in the wind)
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- Ohhhh-Kay?
Well, I can help all of you
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get your hair good enough
for the charity!
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All: (Cheering)
Woo hoo! Yeah!
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- Okay! Mowing time!
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Safety first. Gloves?
Check.
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Ear Protection?
CHECK!
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SAFETY GLASSES? CHECK!
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(Engine revs)
ALRIGHT. HERE WE GO!
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- There! That's the last
of the seeds.
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- You really think
this'll grow hair?
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- Well, rich soil and moisture
works for plants, right?
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(singsong) Now who wants
a driii-iiiink!
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(Sputtering)
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- OW!
- O-kay. That's enough!
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- So? Is our hair luxuriouser
now?
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- No. Just wetter
and full of seeds!
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- Oh! I bet we need fertilizer!
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- No, No, Bridge! WAIT!
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- What's a fertilizer?
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- She's gonna put poop
on our heads.
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- But I don't want poop
on my head!
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- Okay, I know my gardening
plan didn't work great,
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but this plan CAN'T fail.
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It's science!
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Your bottles are filled
with Hair-Gain:
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a special drink clinically
proven to grow hair.
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- Is it made of poop too?
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- No silly!
Magic hair vitamins!
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- Oh.
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(Chugging)
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(Belch)
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(Gulping)
- So?
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- I am feeling... something.
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- (Gasp) I feel it too!
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Except not on my head.
(Rumbling)
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It's more in my... tummy?
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- Oh no. I took the wrong
bottles.
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This is Mega-Lax.
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It makes you--
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(Alarm blares)
All: (Groaning)
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- I need to potty!
- Get outta my way!
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Owen: Look out!
It's coming out like lava!
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- OW!
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(Sick groaning)
- Sorry about the mix-up.
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- Good thing everyone
had backup pants, huh?
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But I know this horseradish
is gonna work.
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- (Sniff) WHOA!
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Come on, Bridgette. Now you're
just messing with us.
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- What? No! My dad says,
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(dad voice) "eating horseradish
puts hair on your chest".
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So it should help grow it
on your head too, right?
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- Horseradish sounds fun!
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Like a salad you can ride
to the saloon!
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(Gulps)
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(Satisfied sigh)
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(Gulps)
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(Screaming, train whistles)
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- MY FACE IS MELTING!
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- (Flames whoosh)
I'M ON FIRE!
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(BOTH SCREAM)
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- Wait! I thought you said
to rub it on our chests!
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(Disco music plays)
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What's happening to me?!
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I can't stop!
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- Okay! One more idea to try.
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- Well, this one better work!
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- Yeah, I had almost NO fun
pooping my pants.
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- Waxing my chest really hurt
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but it was the only way
I could stop dancing!
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- It's almost like you're
trying to make us quit
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so you can be the only one
to help the freaky bald cats.
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- No. I found a recipe on this
Website for
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(Intense whisper)
The Almond Butter Amalgamation.
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All: Whoaaaaaaaa.
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- It says if you use
this stuff,
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you'll grow more hair
than you know what to do with!
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- And nothing gross this time,
right?
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I promise.
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It just needs one last
ingredient.
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(Strains)
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(Squirts)
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- Okay guys!
Scoop up a handful
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and massage it into your head!
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All: WHAT?!?
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- I don't know, Bridgette.
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How much skunk did you put
in here?
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Yeah! Cause when it comes
to skunk spray
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there's a fine line between
too much and not enough.
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- C'mon now, Bridgette knows
what she's doing.
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- Thank you, Leshawna.
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- You should give it a stir,
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just to sure it's mixed up
really Well.
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- Oh. Okay. I'll-Gah!
- Oops.
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(All gasp)
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- (Screams)
(Choking, coughing)
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- Why would you do that?
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- I just thought it was
about time
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she tested one of these
remedies instead of--
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WHOA...
- Bridgette?
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You're, um...
You got, uh--
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- Mirror. MIRROR!
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(Music sting)
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(Horrified scream)
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- You guys don't mind if I eat
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the rest of this almond butter,
do you?
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- Where'd she go?
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- I can't believe it worked!
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It's almost like Bridgette
was trying to help us
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the whole time!
- I know.
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I was wrong and I shouldn't
have pushed her in.
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We need to find her.
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- She was so upset
about being hairy.
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Who knows what she's thinking.
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- Wait! That's it!
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To find a hairy kid
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we gotta think
like a hairy kid!
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And I know just how we do it.
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Ha. This isn't so bad
after all!
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- Marco!
- Polo!
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(Laughing)
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- Wait... why are we
in the overgrown yard?
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It's the one place furry
creatures feel at home.
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Bridgette must be here.
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- Speaking of big furry
creatures?
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- Oh no.
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- I will hug you and love you
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and I call you... Stuarts.
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- (Gasp) Bigfoot's got her!
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And his English is way gooder!
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- For his birthday I got him
online English classes.
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- We have to save her.
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- Ummm...
- Oohhh.
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- I know it's scary,
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but we're talking
about Bridgette here!
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She just spent all day
trying to help us!
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- Yeah, except I don't think
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Bigfoot's just gonna hand her
over.
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- You're right, Owen.
But luckily,
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I happen to have...
the perfect plan.
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All: (Yelling)
HEY! Hey Bigfoot! Over here!
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- More friends!
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I will hug you and love you
and call you...
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Stuarts!
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- Okay, Izzy, what's the next
part of your rescue plan.
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- That was it. I can't believe
it didn't work.
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(Pained grunts)
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- Were you trying to rescue me?
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Aww, that's so sweet.
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- I'm so sorry, Bridgette.
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I realize now that you were
just trying to help us,
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help those ugly cats.
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- It's okay.
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- Hey, do you guys hear
something?
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(Mower rumbles)
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All: (Gasp)
Chef! HELP! HELP!
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- He can't hear us.
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- We need to get his attention.
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- Owen! Throw the almond butter!
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- NO. Uh huh.
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I will never let you have--
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- AGH!
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Kids, what are you doing
out here?
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Did you do something different
with your hair?
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- Yes.
Now get us outta heeeeeere!
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- (Gasp) is that... Bigfoot?
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- Yes.
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- Bigfoot! You're on school
property!
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Leave now,
or you're going down.
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(BATTLE CRIES)
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(Flames whoosh,
engine revs)
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(Battle cries)
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(Yelps and fighting grunts)
(Mower whirs)
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(Yelping)
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All: Whoa.
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- Might have got carried
away there.
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Congratulations kids!
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Because of you,
there are a lot of warm
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and happy kitties
out there today!
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- We donated so much hair,
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there are no more hairless cats!
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(Cheering)
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- But what will
Lilith O'Doherty do now?
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- Oh! She's got a new charity.
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- Hi. I'm Lilith O'Doherty.
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And I'm here to ask you to help
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some of my special friends...
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Bald Bigfoots.
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These gentle giants--
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Hey, whoa-whoa-whoa,
Easy big fella. HEY!
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- I will hug you and love you
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and I will call you... Stuart.
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- PLEASE SEND HELP! NOW!
HELLLLLLLLP! (Static)
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- Who wants to grow more hair?
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- I don't want to do that.
- No way!
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Brigitte: Guys? Guys?
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♪♪♪
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♪♪♪
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