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♪♪♪
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It's here-it's here-it's here
it's here-it's here!
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I can't believe the best day
of the whole week
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is finally HEEEEEEERE!
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- Yeesh. Get a grip.
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Why are you so hot
for Tuesday anyway?
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- Not Tuesday, dude! It's...
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- ♪ PIZZA DAAA-AA-AAAA-AAAA
AAAYYYYY! ♪
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♪ Ahhhhhh!
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- (Cheering)
Woo-hoo! Yay!
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- Are you kids as excited
as I am!
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All: Yeah!
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- And why are we excited?
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- IT'S PIZZA DAAAAAAAAY!
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- NEW PHOTOCOPIER DAY!
All: Huh?
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- Check it out!
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Announcer: Discover the power,
POWER, POWER,
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you've been missing with
the Panther Copy Pro 2000.
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Sleek lines and incredible
printing speed.
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It's the copier of the future.
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Well...?
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- WHOA, CHEF!
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Is that the Copy-Pro 2000?
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Oh, I'm on top of all
that stuff.
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Photocopiers, answering
machines, VHS players.
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I subscribe to "Unpopular
Mechanics for Kids".
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- I'm sure I don't have
to say this,
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but the Copy-Pro is totally
OFF LIMITS.
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It's too delicate and
hi-tech for little hands.
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- Ugh! C'mon, Chef!
Photocopiers are lame!
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Make with the pizza already!
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- OH! I forgot to tell you
kids...
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Pizza day had to be cancelled
to pay for the new copier.
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All: NOOOO!!!!
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- But don't worry!
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I found a great picture of
a pizza and made copies!
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Take one and pass them along.
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(Paper thuds)
OOF!
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- (Licks) This isn't like
eating pizza.
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It's not like eating pizza
at all!
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Why is this happening!?
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(Screams)
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- PIZZA FIGHT!
- OW!
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You got crumpled paper
in my eye!
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Argh!
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- I think it's time I paid
this fancy new copier
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a little... visit.
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Hmm. How to take revenge on
a photocopier
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for cancelling pizza day...
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Oh! I know!
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I'll replace this picture
of Chef's Mom
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with something a little more...
cheeky!
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I wonder how it'll go down.
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- No matter how bad my day is,
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kissin' my beautiful mama
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always makes everything better!
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(Big kiss)
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(Screams)
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- (Laughs) This will be my
masterpiece.
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Yikes. How many buttons
do you need?
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Good thing I'm tech savvy.
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Agh! (Bangs)
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(Juice squirts)
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(Fizzles, sparks)
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(Beeping, whirring)
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Whoaaaaaa! Ahh!
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But that's impossible!
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You're... so good-looking!
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- What were you expecting?
Cody?
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- (Laughs) And a killer sense
of humour? Huh?
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- Cool, so, uh?
What now?
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- Let's call you Duncan-2.
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And since you appear to be
my equal in every way,
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I've got a great plan for us.
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- Awesome. Are we gonna cause
trouble?
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Cubbie cookout?
Hot sauce balloon fight?
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(Gasps) Releasing the Kraken?
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- Oh, you'll see.
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Storytime with Chef
is gonna blow your mind!
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Chef (reads)
"Then Lil' Cabbage gathered
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the sharpest gardening tools
he could find
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and went to teach
Mr. Farmer a lesson
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he wouldn't soon forget."
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- Ugh. Boringgg.
This is so not fair.
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Duncan should have to do his
share of boring junk too, right?
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- This feels like a trick
question.
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(Video game sounds)
- (Clears throat)
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- Hey buddy,
how was Chef's story?
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- IT WAS GARBAGE!
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And while I was busy getting
bored to death,
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you ate candy
and played video games?
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How's that fair?
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- Uh, cuz I'm Original Duncan?
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The man, the myth, the legend?
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And I'm all about number one.
- Sure.
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But if I'm exactly like you
in every way,
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shouldn't I get to hang out
and have fun too?
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- Curse me and my excellent
debate skills.
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Alright, I've got a plan.
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You wait here;
I'll be right back.
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(Poof)
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Okay, welcome to the world.
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You're Duncan-3.
Yada yada yada.
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Now go fingerpaint 'til
your little heart's content!
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There. Looks like that's
the end of that!
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(Whistling)
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- (Cackles)
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Whoa!
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Whoaaaaaaaaa!
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(Light whoosh, thud) Ouch!
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- (Slurps)
Ahh. Livin' the dream.
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But I wonder where Duncan-2
went.
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I thought he wanted to live
the dream with me.
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- Actually. I dream a little
bigger.
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(Duncan gasps)
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Duncan-2: Meet Duncan-4,
Duncan-4plus1,
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Duncan-4plus2
and Duncan-4plus3.
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Yeah, we all stink at math.
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- Whoa! Dude! Were you spying
on me in Chef's office?
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Not cool!
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- Oh, c'mon;
you'd do the same thing.
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Come to think of it, you did.
- Enh. Fair point.
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But what happened
to these Duncans?
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They look sorta jacked up?
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- This one was copied on
the wrong sized paper
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This one ran out of toner.
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This one turned out okay.
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- (Goofy laugh)
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Duncan Duncan Duncan.
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- (Laughs)
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- Okay, I think things might be
getting out of hand.
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Chef: DUNCAAAAAANNNNNN!
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Do I really need to go over
the 87 rules
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of finger painting again?
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Rule number one:
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Wash hands thoroughly before
opening a jar of paint--
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(Splat)
- (Laughs)
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- Whoa! I like his style.
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- That is IT! I'm calling
your parents!
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- Whoops. That's my cue!
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(Phone buttons beep)
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- Please! You gotta give me
another chance, Chef!
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Don't call my parents!
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They'll just sing about how
unhappy they are with me.
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(Answer on the line)
(Beeps call off)
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- True, last time I called
"Bananas and Cheese",
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it took a week for me
to stop singing
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that disappointment song.
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(Hip-Hop Beat)
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♪ You shouldn't have done
what you did ♪
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♪ With the stuff that you
pilfered and hid ♪
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♪ We were not impressed
we were rather distressed ♪
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♪ And we wish you were
a better kid ♪
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(Whimper)
- My life stinks.
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- Alright, I'll give you
one last chance.
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But no pudding cups
for the rest of the week!
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- Stern, but fair.
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Okay, listen up, Duncans!
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Things have gotten a bit
out of hand lately.
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So from now on,
all plans go through me.
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- Yeah, I guess you don't know
you very well,
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cuz rules don't really work
for us.
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- He's trying to control us!
- Let's flatten him!
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- Duncan Duncan Duncan!
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Let's talk about this.
(Screams)
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(Hitting thuds)
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- Save you for later.
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Oh hey Duncan.
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That's weird.
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What the...?
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(Scraping)
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Huh? If that's Duncan,
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who are the rest of these guys?
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- (Goofy laughter)
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Duncan Duncan Duncan Duncan.
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- This makes no sense,
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it's not like Duncan can make
copies of himself--
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Oh no.
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Are you the real Duncan?
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- Of course I am, dork.
- I don't know.
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That's exactly what
a copy would say.
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You kinda look like
the real Duncan
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- Beth.
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- But you do look pretty low
quality.
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- BETH!
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- I mean medium settings
at best.
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- BETH! Untie me right now,
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or I'm gonna WEDGIE YOU
IN HALF!
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- It IS you!
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- Come on, we gotta stop those
evil Duncan copies
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before it's too late!
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- The Chefsterrr,
goin' to make some coppays.
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Chefstein.
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Baron Von Chef.
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(Sighs) I miss the 90s.
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(Gasps)
(Book thuds)
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(Duncan's react)
- (Screams)
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(Door slams)
(Angry groans)
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- (Effort grunts)
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Come on, Chef, you knew
this day would come.
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Hold the door.
HOLD THE DOOR!
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HOLD DOOOOOOOOR!
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- (Cackles)
- Ahhhh!
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KIIIDS! RUUUUUUUNN!
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(Panicked screaming)
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- What do we do?
How do we stop them?
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- How am I supposed to know?
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Usually I'm on the other end
of this stuff!
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- C'mon! Think!
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How do we reason with a bunch
of troublemakers
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when all they want is anarchy?
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Oh, now I get why Chef
is so frustrated all the time.
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- (Gasps) Wait! That's it!
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There's one thing
all Duncans Want
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even more than anarchy.
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- Wait! What's the one thing?
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Is it pizza?!
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I bet it's pizza!
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- LET'S FLATTEN 'EM!
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- Duncan Duncan Duncan.
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(In unison) Woo-hoo!
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Two dimensions -
Two dimensions -
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One of us -
one of us!
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- DUNCANS! STOPPPPP!
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Look, the chaos you guys are
creating is great.
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Like, really, really
inspired stuff.
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Duncan-4plus2,
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you know I'm a huge fan
of your work.
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But I need you to think.
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Is there one thing we've always
wanted more than chaos,
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more than world domination,
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even more than pizza?!
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That's right.
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FREEEEEDOMMMMMM!!!
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All: Freedom!
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- I finally have the kid-power
to dig the tunnel
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I've always dreamt of!
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(Cheering, laughing)
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Wow! Freedom!
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- Well, it's been a while.
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Let's see how your little army
is doing.
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Whoa! NICE job!
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I wonder where they went.
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- (Laughs)
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(Banging)
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(Sizzles)
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(Fireworks whistle and pop)
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♪♪♪
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(Explosions)
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- Duncan, I should be mad at
you for a year
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but you used some quick
thinking to save us.
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And as a reward,
Pizza Day is back on!
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All: (Cheering)
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I'll order one pie
and make a bunch more
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with my crazy new
magic photocopier!
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(Disappointed groans)
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- Don't worry, guys.
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I've been training my whole
life for a Pizza Invasion.
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Bring it on.
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- Well, that horde of Duncans
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is probably gonna destroy
the city.
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But at least things are back
to normal around here,
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eh pal?
- Duncan Duncan Duncan!
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- Enh. Close enough.
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♪ Ta ta ta!
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♪♪♪
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♪♪♪
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