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♪♪♪
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One private bathroom oasis
(pats box)
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with an Atomic Flush
"never clog" toilet!
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- (Giggles, claps)
Tee-hee-hee!
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- And to keep the kiddies out,
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a hi-tech E330 Defendo-cator
security system!
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All you gotta do is
activate it.
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- You didn't set the security
system on my bathroom yet?
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(Gasps)
No, no-no-no-no!
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(Screams)
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- Great purchase, Chef!
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You can't plug this thing
no matter what you flush!
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(Splash)
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Buh bye, paint can!
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- (Gasps)
- Sayonara, Computer!
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(Splash)
- My laptop!
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- (reads) "How To Make Friends
with Kids
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You Don't Really Like?"
- I need that book--
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(Toilet flushing)
- Nope, sorry,
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couldn't hear you over
that powerful flushing sound,
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what were you saying?
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- (Groans)
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Get outta my beautiful
bathroom!
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- I've been kicked out
of worse places.
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- Went with the E330, huh?
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Not really "top of the line",
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but I guess on a teacher's
salary-- (slams door)
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(Alarm buttons beep)
- There!
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Good luck getting past that!
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(Sighs) Now to spend the rest
of the day in my office
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eating red meat and rhubarb,
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so I can really give my new
baby a test drive!
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(Stomach growls, pained groans)
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- Harold, was that your tummy?
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- I need to get into
that private bathroom!
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- Why don't you just use
the kids bathroom?
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- You know why I can't!
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- I'm a fishering man!
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AHHHH! (Splash, gurgles)
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- (Laughs) Fair.
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That place is a one way ticket
to the emergency room.
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- Well, we're gonna have
an emergency in this room
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if you don't help NOW!
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(Grunting)
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- This security system
can be a little tricky, but...
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I've never met one
I couldn't BEAT!
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(Beeps open, fizzles)
Ha! See, all it took was-OOF!
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(Door slams)
- AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
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- And not so much
as a "thank you".
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(Crackles, explodes)
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♪ Ta na!
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(Knocks)
Um... you okay in there?
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Didn't get sucked in by
the Atomic Flush, did'ja?
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- All good, Noah!
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And WOW this place
is impressive.
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A whole poo world is opening
before my eyes.
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Uh, N-Noah?
Why-why is the door locked?
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- Huh? (Gasp)
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Yeah, Harold?
We may have a problem.
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The security system
has melted and...
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well, uh, you're locked in.
- Ahhhh!
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- But the important thing
is to remain calm.
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(Wild, panicked screaming)
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- Breathe, Harold, breathe.
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Come on with me.
(Harold screaming)
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Innn. Ouuut. Innn. Ouuut.
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- FREEEEDOOOOMMMMMM!!!
(Bang)
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- Harold? Harold?
C'mon, pal. You okay?
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- Ahh! Oof!
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(Splash)
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- Harold? Did you fall
into the toilet?
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(Flushing sound)
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- Guys! I...I need your help!
(Catches his breath)
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I broke into Chef's new
bathroom
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so Harold could poop
and that toilet ATE HIM!
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- So Harold flushed himself.
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This concerns me how?
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- Yeah. This sounds
like a you problem.
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- (Sighs) You're right.
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I guess I'll just have to sneak
off school property
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all by myself.
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- Sneak off school property?
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- And then slosh through
strangers' poop
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in a dank sewer all afternoon.
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- Strangers' poop?
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Both: We'll come with you!
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- Whoa! That was...
that was really on there!
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Noah? N-NOAH?
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(Sighs) Guess I might be
in here a while.
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Oh well, better me than one
of my classmates.
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A weaker mind would go mad
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in this kind of isolation.
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Isn't that right... Mister TP?
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Noah: Harold?! You in there?
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- Where are you, doofus?
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- (Gasps) People?
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This time it's real!
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WELCOME... TO POOPLANDIAAAAAA!
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(Crickets chirp)
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(Cockroach crunches)
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- I'm Sewer Mike.
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And you guys...
are my new best friends!
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Let's get matching tattoos!
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All: Um... no.
(Tattoo gun buzzes)
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- You're right! PFFT!
Yeah, totally.
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Real besties don't need tattoos.
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(Awkward chuckle)
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- Yeah... we're just down here
to find our friend, Harold.
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- Maybe you've seen him?
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Nerdy kid? Wedgie rash?
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- Sorry. You're the only
three people
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I've seen in years!
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- You poor, poor, alligator!
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I can't imagine how lonely
you must be!
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Everybody needs a friend!
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Well! See ya later!
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- Wait! I'm sure your friend
is fine!
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And you've barely seen my pad!
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- Yeah, no offense,
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but your "pad" looks like
it's mostly stuff
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people flushed down the toilet.
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- Yeah, later gator.
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- Come on, Mike.
You're blowing it.
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Time for... the book.
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♪♪♪
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Please stay a little longer.
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If you do... OH!
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I could help you find
your friend!
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After all, I-I know these
sewers better than anyone!
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- (Sighs) I guess we can stay
for a few minutes.
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Like you said,
Harold's probably okay.
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- And Harold pulls up
for the jumper!
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No, no-no-wait.
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He pulls up for the jump--
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Oh.
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For the layup.
(Thud) OWWW.
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Oh. Oh really?
I'd like to see you try!
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You don't even have arms!
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(Emotional) I didn't mean that!
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You're perfect just the way
you are, Mister TP!
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- Okay. Time to make my BFFs!
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(reading)
"Number one.
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I can do that.
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So tell me;
what makes Beth tick?
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- Whoa.
- Dude, you don't wanna--
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- Hey! I'm making friends here!
So...?
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What's in that big Beth brain?
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- Wow. Nobody's ever asked me
that before.
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(Snort, laugh)
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I guess I should start
at the beginning;
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back when I was hatched
in the lab!
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- O-kaaaaaay.
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- ...and once I eat
the marshmallows
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out of everyone's heads,
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then I guess I can let
all the cats and dogs
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come home from outer space.
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And that's mostly
what I think about. Mostly.
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- We tried to tell you, dude.
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Full Beth is a lot.
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- Yeah. Good luck
with the nightmares.
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- (reads) "Number two. Do not
criticize prospective friends.
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Try complimenting instead!"
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Yeah! Of course!
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Y'know what, Duncan?
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I think you're pretty great--
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WHAT DID YOU DO?
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- Why I thought the couch could
use a hot new paint job.
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You're not gonna lecture me,
are you?
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- What? Me? Lecture?
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No way!
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I mean, friends don't criticize,
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am I right?
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It looks... awesome!
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- Really?
So it's cool if I do this?
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(Smashes)
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- Surrrrre! Yeah!
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That's greaaaaat!
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- Wow! Okay! And this?
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(Water whooshes)
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- C'mon, man!
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How's Duncan gonna
learn boundaries
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if his so-called friends
can't be honest with him?
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- Pathetic.
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- (reads) "Number three.
A hug and a winning smile
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can seal the deal
with a new friend."
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No way this could go wrong.
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HUGGGGGGGSSSSSS!!!!
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- Whoa! Ah!
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What are you doing?!
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- (Gasps) He was trying
to eat you!
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Is that how you treat
all your guests?
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- This lizard is a jerk.
(Smash)
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- Seriously, man.
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Way to perpetuate an
alligator stereotype.
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- (Sigh) I've tried everything.
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Why is nothing working?
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(reads) "If all else fails...
use a cage."
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Hmm. Well, if I can't make
friends with them the nice way,
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I'll do it the mean way.
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- Well! She's all set,
Sewer Mike!
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One Friend Cage complete
with top of the line,
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E330 Security System!
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- That's great! Let me find my
cheque book.
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- Guys, I think we're gonna be
fine.
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- There! I can't live on the
same side of this bathroom
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with someone who thinks
toilet paper
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should be hung
in the underhand position.
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(Tense music)
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(Record scratches)
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I'm sorry! It's not you!
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It's this place!
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I think it's... it's getting
to both of us!
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(Gasps) You're right.
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We should escape.
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- Hey, there's a chili recipe
in here
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that sounds pretty good.
Maybe I'll try it tonight--
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- RUN!
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- Hey!
All: Ahhh!
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- If you're not my friends
then you're my dinner!
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(Screaming)
- (Hard thud) OW!
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- OH NO! DEAD END!
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- HA! GOTCHA!
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(Panting)
Now quit putting up a fuss!
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I'm gonna open my mouth
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and one by one you kids
climb in.
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(Clank)
- Aw, come on,
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the small pipe?! Ugh.
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- Okay, Mister TP,
hold on tight!
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Once that sink overflows
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and fills the room with water,
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the pressure will open the door
and we'll be FREE!
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(Rumbling)
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(Water whooshing)
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Oh, hey guys! Great timing!
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We were just about to set sail!
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- HAROLD?!
What's with the beard?
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Dude, are you okay?
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- I don't think any of us are
gonna be okay in a second!
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MIKE IS RIGHT BEHIND US!
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(Loud whoosh)
(Big Roar)
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- AHHHHHH!!!
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(Gasps) MISTER TEEEEEEEE
PEEEEEEEEE!
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(Water whooshes)
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- Oh... oh... we made it!
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- Not all of us!
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Mister TP?
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Where are you, Mister TP?
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NOOOOOOOOOOO.
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- Sorry pal.
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At least he died doing
what he loved...
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absorbing fluids.
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- Where's Mike?
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I didn't think he was gonna
give up till he found a friend.
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- (Laughing)
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You said it, Mister TP.
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You said it.
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- Well, at least things can get
back to normal around here now.
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- Gotta go-gotta go-gotta go!
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(Screams) What happened
to my new bathroom?
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♪♪♪
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♪♪♪
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