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♪♪♪
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Woo-hoo! It's a school day!
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♪ Teach-teach-teach
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♪ I love to teach kids
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♪ Every-daaaaaay
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(Spits)
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(Humming)
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(Phone rings)
Hello, Chef speaking.
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(Phone mumbles)
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- What do you mean you don't
need me to teach anymore?
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I'm a teacher!
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Replaced with a robot?!
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Wait. No! Please don't--
(Dial tone)
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I'm gonna miss those kids...
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all those wonderful memories...
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No! Noooo!
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Ahh! Oof!
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Actually... those kids were
horrible.
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I'm okay with this!
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Maude: (Reads) "He darted
from hiding spot
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to hiding spot
trying to get home,
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and the squirrel never
left his tree again."
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The end.
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- Who's the old lady?
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- Her name's Maude
and she's our new teacher.
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- No way! Where's Chef?
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- He didn't show up.
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- (Gasps) This is the best
thing ever!
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With her as our teacher
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just imagine what
we can get away with!
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- Cause trouble.
- Trash the place.
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- Learn to read.
- Huh?
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- What?! Get him!
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(Hitting thuds)
- Oooh, ahhh, not the halo!
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(Evil laugh)
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Meeting in the castle!
Two minutes!
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We have a new teacher
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and that new teacher
is not Chef.
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- Your point?
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- No Chef. No rules!
- Really?
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- No. There are always rules.
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That's what makes the world
a beautiful place!
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- Nuh-uh.
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- Duncan has a good point.
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- WHAT?!
- Thank you.
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- So what do we do?
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- Anything... we... want.
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- (Excited gasps and cheers)
- No. No.
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- Wanna draw on the walls?
Do it.
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- Way ahead of ya!
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- Izzy, what are you doing?!
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- Gettin' my gang back together.
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West Side Wiener Cats RULE!
WHAA-WHAT?!
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- That is TIGHT!
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- Don't just stand there.
No Chef, No Rules;
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let the rumpus begin!
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(Wild cheering)
Whooooohooooooo!
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- I'm scared.
What should we do?
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- What all great leaders
have done in this situation.
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- Hide until it's safe
to come out?
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- No, Cody.
Run and tell the teacher.
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(Beeping)
Uh-ohhhh!
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(Computing beeps)
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♪♪♪
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There now, all better.
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- How's the robot
teacher doing?
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- She just recharged her
battery
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and all systems seem a-okay.
- Good.
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If this test goes well,
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soon every teacher in the world
will be one of our robots.
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(Whirring)
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- Ma'am, I'm still concerned
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about the Combat Training
Program
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you had me install
in these teachers.
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- I have kids at home.
Trust me,
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they'll need it.
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- Miss, I don't wanna tell you
how to do your job,
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but there are rules
about to be broken
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all over the place!
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- I'll take care of that.
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- I like her.
She smells like motor oil.
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- I have always wanted
to do this!
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- Today's the day, buddy!
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(Squirts)
WHOOOOHOO-uhoh.
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(Loud splash)
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- This is AMAAAAAZING!
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- Oh my. Let's clean up
this messy-mess.
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(Mop whooshes)
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(Sparkling clean tinkles)
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- Wheeee! (Pop)
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- I think someone needs
a little timeout.
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- Someone thinks she's
the new sheriff in town.
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We'll see about that.
- (Naughty chuckle)
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One more can of paint
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and I'm ready to ride
the rainbow!
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Woohoo! No Chef No Ruuuules!
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Hahahahaha!
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That was the best thing
I've ever--
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- Good kids make good decisions.
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Was this a good decision?
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- No. Um...
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cause someone put paint
on the sli--
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iiiiddee! (Water whooshes)
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(Splash, hard thud)
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- Timeout for you too,
young lady.
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- Huh. The old lady's tougher
than she looks.
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Good thing I like a challenge.
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- You know what I find
challenging?
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Sudoku. Using numbers
1 through--
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- What is the craziest thing
you've always wanted to do?
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- To have my own dojo
training center.
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- Cool!
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- No Mom, I'm happy they
replaced me.
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I'm having the best day ever!
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I went to the funpark!
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Spent some time at the beach!
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Hung out with a friend!
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Climbed a mountain!
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(Goat bleats)
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Anyway I gotta go, Mom. Bye.
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Pretty cool, huh?
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MY LIFE IS SPECTACULARRRRR!!!
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- Welcome to my dojo
training center.
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- Show me what you got!
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- Cheese slice throwing stars!
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Swiss, swiss, swiss.
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- (Splat) Hey.
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- Whoa!
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- (Yawns) Mmm.
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Free cheese action.
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- And by stuffing cheese
strings into this recorder
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I've made a blowdart weapon.
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Courtney: Stop it!
Cody: Gah!
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Jude: Must be free cheese day.
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- And finally,
my cheddar chucks!
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(Whooshing)
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Oh no.
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I've lost control.
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I can't stop! Ahhhh!
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(Smash) OOH!
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- Timeout corner. Now.
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- I can't. Agh!
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I'm glued to the floor.
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(Rip sound)
Thank you, Maude.
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(Mop whooshes)
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- She is such an efficient
cleaner.
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- Shh. Something seems weird
about that teacher.
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(Can clanks)
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(Fizzles)
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(Muffled screaming)
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- Okay. I need you all
to stay calm.
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This is going to sound very--
- MAUDE'S A ROBOT!
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- EEEEE!
- AHHHHHH!
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- Wait. Panicking is not going
to help.
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- She took her face off!
It came right off!
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- Eeeeee!
- Ahhhhhh!
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- Shh. It's okay.
We just need to--
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- What is going on in here?
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All: Ahhhhhh!
- Ro-bottttttt!!
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- Timeout for everybody!
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- Oops.
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(Fizzles)
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- (Warning alarm) Major!
The robo-teacher is down!
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I'm showing water damage
to her core!
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- What? How?!
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- Oh no. She's booting back up
again.
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And she's switched from
caretaker to exterminator mode!
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- Oh man, melding a baby
monitor to a combat drone
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was such a dumb idea!
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Ugh! We gotta shut her down!
Shut her down!
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(Keys clack frantically)
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- She's not responding!
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- What are we gonna do?!
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- Donuts?
- Ooooh.
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- Any maple left?
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- Not so scary now are you?
AH-AAAHHH!
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All: (Scream)
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- Enemy detected.
Engage. Capture.
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(Splat)
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- Glued again...
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- AHHHHHHHH!
- GO GO GO!
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- This is SO weird.
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I mean why would anyone build
an old robot?
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- Maybe she used to be a baby
robot,
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like, a long time ago.
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- Hey! There are more important
things
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to talk about right now!
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- Owen's right.
- Thank you.
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Now... Maude is a robot
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so who is going to make us
lunch?
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All: (Groan)
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- I think I have a plan.
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- Yes! Order a pizza.
Great idea!
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- No. I'm getting us some help
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(Shudders) Ugh, I do not wanna
make this call...
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(Rings)
- Hello,
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former-teacher-new-life enjoyer
Chef speaking.
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- Uh Chef? It's Duncan. Um...
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- Duncan? Wow.
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Well, it was good talking
to you,
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but I'm in the middle
of a bath--
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- Wait! We need your help!
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Our new teacher,
she's a robot!
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- A robot?! Hmm.
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Probably from the military base
down the road.
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(All gasp)
- The military?!
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Well, I'm gonna have a word
with them about this!
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- Duncan threw water on her
and she's gone crazy!
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- Oh no! That is a problem...
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that is not mine.
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- You have to save us, Chef!
Please!
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(Making static noises)
Oh I'm losing y-can you-ear m-
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under a bridge and--
(Click) (Splash)
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(Relaxed sigh)
- We lost him.
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- Who takes a bath under
a bridge?
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(Robot whirring)
- Shhh.
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(Robot whirring)
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- (Quietly) Okay.
I-I think she's gone.
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(SMASH)
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- Engage.
All: AHHHHH!
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- It's okay, guys.
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If you can't see her
then she can't see you.
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Just cover your eyes and--
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(Splat) AH!
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Now I'll be invisible forever.
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I'll call my mom and she'll
get us lawyer so that we can--
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(Robot whirring)
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(Squirt, splat)
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- (Whimpers)
- Bummer.
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- Threat contained.
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(Beeping)
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- Not gonna lie...
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terror makes me gassy.
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(Farts)
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- Ewwww!
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(Panting)
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- We can hide in the cupboard!
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Oh no, it's full of cookies!
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There's no room for us!
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(Robot whirring)
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- (Gasps)
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- (mouthful) There's room now!
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Uh-oh.
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(Splats)
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- This rots.
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- Threat contained.
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(Beeping)
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- Ha! If a little water messed
you up,
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let's see what a lot of water
does!
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AHHHHHH! EAT HOSE!
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- Duncan.
Leader of the enemy forces.
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Detected.
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Prepare to be exterminated.
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- Goodbye, cruel world.
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(Approaching rattling)
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- Psst. Duncan.
Where's the robot?
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Um...You parked on her.
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(Fizzles)
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- BOOM! West side
wiener caaaaats!
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WHA WHAAT?
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(Cheering, laughing)
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- Swiss, swiss, swiss.
(Cheese splats)
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(Whimpering)
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- Admit it. You missed us.
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(Begins to weep)
- I want my bubble bath!
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(Weeping)
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