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♪♪♪
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(Effort grunts, wheels squeak)
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- Did you pull this
all the way from home?!
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- Yes! Today's my show
and tell day!
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- Everyone knows that Courtney
is the best shower and teller.
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Last month she brought in
a talking goat.
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- Little known fact:
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goats scream
when they're scared.
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- Arghhh!
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- (High-pitched scream)
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(Glass shatters)
- Terry! Come back!
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- That was a good one,
Courtney!
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- Okay. Maybe it's more
of a screaming goat
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than a talking one.
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I can't wait to see what
she makes scream today!
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- What is it? What is it?
What is it?
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- Oh, I can't show you yet,
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it'll spoil the surprise!
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- Please. Please please please
please please.
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- Well... okay!
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This is m y ultimate dream
doll house!
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Both: Oooooooh.
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- I designed every piece of it
myself,
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and my dad helped me build it.
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It took a year to make.
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It has everything I want my
house to have when I grow up,
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even a crafting room!
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- So you can spill glitter
on the floor
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and no one will get mad?
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- Exactly!
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There's an extra wide chimney
for Santa and a cozy...
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(Gasps) Wait!
Where's my couch?!
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No. No. No no no...
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it can't be gone!
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H-have you seen it?!
- Uh-uh.
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- Have you?
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- Nope. Absolutely not.
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- I need that couch or
I can't do my show and tell!
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It has to be perfect!
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- I may have stuck it
up my nose
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when she wasn't looking.
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And by may have
I mean I totally did.
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- I know it was there
when I left the house.
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It has to be here,
things don't just disappear!
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- And sometimes.... they do!
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(Poof)
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Can't see me, can you?
'Cause I'm invisible.
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All: Um...
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- Don't worry, Courtney,
we'll help you find it!
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- Yeah!
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(Chewing sounds)
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- Not in the chip bag.
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- Not in the sandbox!
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- No couches in the toilet!
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- It's not up here!
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I did make a new friend though!
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I'm gonna call him Linty.
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Fly, Linty! Fly!
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(Hard thud)
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- Izzy, you know that that,
that birds is a...
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(Sighs)
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- So no one found my couch?
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- No. Uh-huh.
- Sorry.
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- (Crying)
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- Uh... Hello? Anybody?
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- Phew! What's up, bra.
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Welcome to the inside
of Beth's nose!
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- They call me Fire Engine Red.
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Good to meet you.
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- How did you all get in here?
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- We are the chosen ones, Dude!
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Bask in the glory.
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- She likes shoving things up
her nose.
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That's how I got here.
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- Wow. So you just sit
around all day
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making stuff out of Giggle-Doh?
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- Uh. Yeah...
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this isn't "Giggle-Doh".
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- (Crying)
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- Don't cry, Courtney,
it's still a cool house.
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- I can't show my house
if it's not complete!
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A home's not a home
without a couch.
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And I was so excited
for show and tell.
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(Crying)
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- (Sighs) Poor Courtney.
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I wonder where her couch went.
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- Well, I know what you're
thinking,
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but it's not up my nose.
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Why did I even say that?
(Sad laugh)
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'Cause it is.
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- Her couch is up your nose?
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How did it end up there?
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- I can't help it,
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I just really like putting
things up my nose!
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- Beth, you're gonna have
to stop
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putting things up your nose.
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You're running out of room
up there.
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- I can't stop!
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- Can't you just, you know,
pick it out?
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- I've been trying to pick it
out all morning.
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But I can't find it!
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- Groovy house, man.
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- It's where I used to live.
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Just looking at it makes me
feel warm inside and--
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(All gasp)
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WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!
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- Nose picking.
Agh. It's a thing people do.
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Best not to think about it.
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- Have you tried blowing
your nose?
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- That's not a real thing.
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- Try it. Keep your mouth hole
closed,
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and blow out of your nose holes.
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(Blows)
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(Grunts, farts)
- Ew!
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- Oops. Heh. Wrong hole.
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- Maybe if I rearrange
the furniture
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no one will notice.
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No!
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No!
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It's not working.
No matter how I style it,
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Mom and little Kate
have nowhere to sit!
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Maybe I dropped it outside.
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♪♪♪
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- At least she stopped
crying...
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that's good, right?
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Courtney: (Angry, frustrated
scream)
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Ahhhhh!
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- Wow. She really loves show
and tell.
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(Hard thuds)
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(Frustrated screams)
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AAAAGRRRAAAAAAAHHHHH!
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(Glass shatters, car honks)
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- (Alarm sounds) Those damn
teenagers
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are leaning on my car again,
I'm coming Betty!
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- AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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(Sing-song)
- Dead dead deady-dead...
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'cause Courtney's gonna
get you!
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(Laughs)
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I'm so glad I'm not you.
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- Quick! You guys have to help
me get her couch back!
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- These were the smallest ones
I could find.
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- Here goes nothing!
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- Whoa, man!
Something's got me!
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- Hot dog! Hang on!
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Grab hold of my...
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Darn it, why don't I have arms?!
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- Hey! I remember this hot dog.
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- Yum!
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- Owen, No.
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- We need another idea, fast!
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- Okay, let's get that couch!
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(Suction sounds)
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Nothing?!
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- (Nasally) Nothing.
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I feel kinda weird.
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Does my face look funny?
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- No! No. Not a all.
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- Phew! That's a relief.
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- Yeah. Let's go see
if anyone else has an idea!
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- I have one!
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It's called a neti pot.
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It's made for clearing out
your nostrils.
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(Water drips)
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- Okay, pretty sure that's
not what tea pots are for...
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DUH.
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But it gives me a great idea!
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Give'er, Owen!
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(Glug-glug-glug)
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(Water splashes)
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Great plan, Cody.
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- (Sighs) You put all of your
heart and soul into something
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and then it just disappears.
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My dad and I worked on that
house for a year.
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- Yeah, that's really sad.
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Can I have my chair back now?
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- I can see why you
like this chair, Gwen.
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It lets you shut out the world
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so you can just swim in
a pool of your own misery.
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What's the point of anything?
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- (Upset groan)
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I don't like sharing my chair.
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You have to fix this.
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- Guys, it's time
we called in Chef.
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(Zen music, sand rasps)
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(Relaxed exhale)
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- Chef?
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(Wind gusts)
- Hey, my zen!
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- I put Courtney's dream
couch up my nose,
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but I didn't know it would
make her all griefy
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and I feel really bad,
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and I need help getting
it out of my nose
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so she can do her show
and tell!
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- Okay! I know just what to do.
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Anything come out?
- Nothing.
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- Well, we tried.
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Attention kids!
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Show and tell
will be in five minutes.
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Today we have Courtney
presenting!
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I'm looking forward to this!
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That screaming goat was a hoot.
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- (Sad sigh)
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Guess I better tell her
the truth.
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Hey Courtney, are you getting
ready for show and tell?
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- Yes.
- But I thought you said,
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you'd never be able to show it
without all the furniture.
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- I've decided that it's okay
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if my show and tell
isn't perfect.
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- So you're not mad anymore?
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- Nope. My time in Gwen's egg
chair gave me perspective.
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(Bravely) The show
and tell must go on.
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- (Like a parrot)
Walk away,
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(Squawk), walk away.
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- Phew! 'Cause I have something
I need to tell you...
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Izzy: (Parrot like) (Squawk)
I wouldn't do that.
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- I stuck your couch
up my nose.
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- Wait, WHAT?!!!
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WHY ARE YOU JUST STANDING
THERE, GIVE IT BACK!
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Izzy: (Squawk)
Shoulda listened!
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- I've tried everything
but I can't get it out!
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- Have you tried sneezing?
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- We really should've thought
of that.
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- I filled this bucket
with every thing
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that makes people sneeze;
pepper, dander, pollen,
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perfume, spices, fizzy drinks,
and cat fur.
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- Ugh!
- I just need a feather.
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- One feather coming up!
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Don't worry, Linty,
this won't hurt a bit!
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- Yeah, because--
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- He's really got a lot of
feathers!
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- Whatever.
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Now. Take a big sniff.
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- This is for you. Courtney!
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- (Big sniff)
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I don't feel...
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feel... wait... ah... ah...
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- Hit the deck,
she's gonna blow!
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- Ahhhhh... ahhhh-CHOOOOOOOO!
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(Snot splats)
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- My silver dollar!
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- My pee-wee ninja!
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- My watch!
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- My couch! And it's covered
in boogers.
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But it's back!
Thanks, Beth.
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- Phew! I promise I will not
stick anything else
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up my nose again
for as long as I live!
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- My dad carved this couch
and I painted it myself.
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Mid mod is totally trending
right now,
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which is why I went with
the green paint.
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- (Gasps)
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- (Sad sigh) All by my self.
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Hot dog: Looks like somebody
needs a hug.
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- HOT DOG!
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♪♪♪
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(In unison) Ugh. Still no arms!
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♪♪♪
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