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♪♪♪
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♪♪♪
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(Alarm rings)
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- Okay kids, you know
what time it is.
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All: Yay!
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- Lunch time!
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(Munching sounds)
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- Owen, put those cookies away,
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it's not lunch time
it's show and tell time.
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(Squeaky wet slide)
- (Shudders)
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today's show-and-tellers
are Courtney and Beth;
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who wants to go first?
- I would love to go fir--
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- Let's do it
alpha-Beth-ically.
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This is a collection
of the things
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doctors have pulled out
of my nose.
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There was snot too
but I didn't include it
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cause, you know, gross.
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All: Phew...
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- But ya, lots of schnoz goo.
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- Mega boogers.
- (Whimpers)
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- Green goblins.
- (Gags)
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- Nose nug'its.
- (Retches)
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Times up! (Shudders)
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Courtney's turn.
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This is a mint condition
eggstreme-osaurus.
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All: (Gasp and wow)
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Announcer: It's the eggstreme
osaurus,
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a toy so extreme only kids
can get one,
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skateboard with one,
surf with one,
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skydive with one,
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get one before your kids
think you're lame.
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Warning: eggstreme-osaurus
will hatch as soon as
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you take it out of the box.
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- Giant egg. Very nice.
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- No. Eggstreme-osaurus
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is an egg that hatches
into your very own,
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amazing, interactive stuffy.
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- It's just like a real baby
that isn't yours.
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- It's was voted toy
of the year.
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- Big deal.
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It wasn't even in your nose.
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I want it so bad!
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Even though it wasn't
in her nose.
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- I asked for an eggstreme
osaurus for Christmas.
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Know what I got? Jack squat.
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(Jingle bells jingle)
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- Hi. I'm Jack. Jack Squat.
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Ready and squat, squat, squat.
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- Really?
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(Shudders)
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- My mom got me underwear.
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- What's underwear?
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Courtney: Ahem!
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My turn is not over,
thank you very much!
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It's not just an eggstreme
osaurus.
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It's the limited edition one
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that hatches into
a drago-chicken.
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Each one is signed and dated.
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Only 23 were produced
world-wide.
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- Can I touch it?
- I am so jelly!
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- I'm glad you brought in
something
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everyone's so interested in
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because today's lesson
is about sharing!
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- I don't like where
this is going.
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- Courtney? Can you share your
toy with your friends?
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- Ya! Let's hatch
that chicken-thingy!
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- Drago-chicken. And no.
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- Now now, Courtney,
remember the golden rule:
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sharing is caring.
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(in unison) Sharing is caring!
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(Phone rings)
- I'll be right back.
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Courtney, I know you'll do
the right thing.
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Hello? A survey on house cats?!
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(Giggling)
Well, I do love cats.
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- You heard, Chef -
sharing is caring.
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- Fine! Each of you can have
3 seconds
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to look at my eggstreme-osaurus
while I hold the box.
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- That is not sharing.
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- Pretty please
can we play with it?
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- No one is playing with it,
Owen.
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Not even me!
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- But it's a toy.
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- For me it's an investment.
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I can't even open the box,
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because it has to be
in mint condition.
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- Wait. That thing's worth
real money?
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- And it's made of mint?
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- If I keep it long enough
it'll be worth thousands.
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Maybe a kajillion!
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- A kajillion bucks?
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♪♪♪
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This is the life,
eggstreme-osaurus egg!
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♪♪♪
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(Money flutters,
foghorn sounds)
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- Anyway, when I sell it
I'll use the money
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to set my life plan in motion.
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First I'd ditch this place
for a school for gifted youth,
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then attend an ivy league
college,
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double major in finger painting
and paper mache,
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create the next toy empire,
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sell it for a bazillion
dollars, save the whales,
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win an award the documentary,
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and become president
of the world.
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- Wow. I don't even know
what I'm doing this weekend.
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- I'm going to a petting zoo!
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- You're gonna let people
pet you all weekend?
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- No, the animals are the...
I'm not gonna be...
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I hope not!
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- I can't share my eggstreme
osaurus. Sorry!
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- It's okay, we understand.
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- Really?
- Sure.
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You can't open it, but I can...
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so just give it to me,
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and I'll hatch that turkey
saurus for you.
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- UGH!
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Owww.
- Hey!
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- So... close.
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- My favourite thing about cats?
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Oh, it's gotta be the cuddling!
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Oh wait,
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no it's the purring. Ya.
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- Oh, Courtney.
What a surprise.
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Wanna play house with me?
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- I guess that'll be okay.
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- Great. That's great, great.
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You stir the pasta.
While I make the pie crust.
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Let's pretend we're roommates!
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Two girls trying to make it
in the big city.
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By day we cut sheet metal,
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but at night we party
and dance at the--
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what are you doing?
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(Gasp) You're trying to hatch
my eggstreme-osaurus!
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- No I wasn't!
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- Game over!
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- I don't even care
about your silly egg!
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(Door slams)
I need to see what it does!
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Duncan: Nice try.
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But that egg is all mine.
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- Yeah? Then why aren'tcha
holding it?
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- I will be.
Watch and learn.
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♪♪♪
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- Well, my cat, Dr. Pumpkin
looves tuna.
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Now he's not a real doctor.
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That's just the name
I gave him.
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(Mic feedback)
- Attention:
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this is a fire drill.
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Drop everything and exit
the daycare immediately.
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- Kids, there's a fire.
Time to panic and get out!
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- Ahhh!
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(Bell rings)
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- Somebody think of
the children!
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- Forget that,
save the fooooooood!
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- Now I go find where Courtney
put down her egg
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and become a rich boy.
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Gah!
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- You can turn the alarm off,
Duncan.
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- I knew I shoulda just
started a real fire.
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(Alarm stops)
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- Good. False alarm.
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Okay, kids, nap time.
Go go go.
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I got an important phone call
to continue!
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(Snoring)
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- (Waking whimper)
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- She can't stay awake forever.
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- Nope.
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- (Waking whimper)
Come on, Courtney.
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Toughen up! (Slap)
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You've said goodbye
to your sippy cup. (Slap)
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You shouldn't (slap) even need
(Slap) a nap anymore!
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(Yawns)
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♪♪♪
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- Whaaaaa?
- Merry Christmas, Leshawna.
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- Ho ho ho.
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♪♪♪
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- (Laughs)
- Gotcha!
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Aw, come on!
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- Hey! Sharing is caring!
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- Ah! (Gasps)
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Oh phew, still here.
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(Gasp) My eggstreme-osaurus!
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(Beep, car whirs)
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- Whooaaaaa!
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- Yes my cat is definitely
afraid of cucumbers.
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And no, he can't play
the piano,
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not without sheet music.
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- A trip wire?
Oh please...
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(Thud) Ahhhhh...
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- Ha. The tripwire was
just a distraction!
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Oomph.
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- Sharing is-- get back here!
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♪♪♪
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- One lump or two?
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- No lumps please,
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just 8 sugars.
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- Hide me!
They're coming for my egg!
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- Where is she?!
Where's Courtney?!
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- She's definitely,
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absolutely not hiding
under the table,
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that's for sure.
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- Ooooowennnn...!
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- Those words were
a bad choice
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but I think I got away with it.
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(Cups clink)
- Rrragh!
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- Share like you care.
- Share.
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- Ya, come on, come on,
come on.
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- I believe that friends
should share with friends.
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But the decision to share
or not,
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has to come from the heart.
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So, Courtney,
it's your decision.
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(in unison) Awwww.
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- That was inspirational,
Bridgette.
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- (Blows)
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It was like being kicked
in the heart
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by beautiful words.
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- Okay.
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- (Hopeful exhales)
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- I'm still not sharing it.
All: (Gasp)
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- What? That's so not fair.
- Yeah!
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- Get that egg!
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(Angry yelling)
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- Catch it, Owen!
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- I've got it! Ugh...
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- (Gasps)
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(Egg cracks)
All: (Gasp)
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- (Sobs)
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My drago-chicken!
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- I'm sorry courtney.
Maybe we can fix--
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- It's no use.
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Once the egg's out of the box
it starts to hatch!
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It's all over... (Crying)
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- On the bright side -
now you get to see
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all the amazing things
your drago-chicken can do.
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All: (Gasp)
- It's happening!
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(Cracking)
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- There it is!
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- The legendary drago-chicken.
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All: Wow...
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(Tiny peep)
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All: (Disappointed) Hmm.
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- Is that all it does?
- I guess so.
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Okay, this thing is kind
of lame.
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Who wants to play dodgeball?
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- Oh bring it!
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- I'm a team captain!
Beth: Let's do this!
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(Click, rotors beat, whooshes)
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(Electricity crackles)
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(Heavy metal music plays)
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(Roars)
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(Rockin' guitar riff,
fire whooshes)
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(Tiny peep)
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