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Hurry up, Marco. Get
your fanny down here.
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It's really high up.
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Listen, we already wasted, like,
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10 minutes for you to
stuff your backpack.
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Yeah, with supplies. This
is an adventure, after all.
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It will be if you
ever get down here.
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Marco, just close your eyes
and think of the mission.
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First we head down Roosevelt
three blocks to the M,
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then take the train
east to the Loop.
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Get off. Cut through
Humboldt Park.
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A couple more blocks
and then bingo.
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Listen, the comic shop
is gonna be packed,
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so we got to be
there in line early.
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Issue 100 of "Lady Labyrinth"
goes on sale at midnight sharp.
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Man: Alright. Who's up first?
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And if everything goes to
plan, at midnight oh one,
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we'll have it in our hands.
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We'll finally know
what's at the end
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of the Maze of Malice.
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Oh, it's cheese.
I can feel it.
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Well, we won't know if
you stay on this rope.
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Ah. I'm coming, Lady!
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Ah.
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Nicely done. Judges give you a
10 for the dismount. Come on.
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Four tokens, please.
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It's a little late
for you to be out.
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Like, uh, alone, man.
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Hey, isn't it a school night?
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Yeah. Well... Wait.
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When do they do school again?
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Can we just get
the tokens, please?
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- We're going to find out.
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Right on, right on. Okay,
uh, there's one, two.
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Two, two, two, two,
two, two, two, two.
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Three?
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Three. Right.
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Yeah, I was getting there.
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Anyway, you could
hurry this along?
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We don't want to miss our train.
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Oh, don't worry about
that young dude.
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Next train's not till like 1:15.
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What?! What?!
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Plenty of time, bro.
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It's 10:46.
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No time to walk.
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Ah, do widzenia, Lady Labyrinth.
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What if we take a cab?
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I thought we didn't have
enough money for a cab
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andthe comics.
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Maybe.
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Remember that time we found
a fiver in your pencil case?
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Maybe we'll get lucky again.
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Alright, we've got
20 meat sticks,
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a yo-yo, a toothbrush,
and a surprising amount
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of baby powder. What
exactly did you think
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we were going to be
doing tonight, Marco?
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What? You never know.
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Yo, taxi, over here!
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Where are you boys headed?
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Logan Square, please.
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We don't have money per se,
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but we could pay you in
delicious meat sticks.
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- Hmm.
- Listen.
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It is incredibly important
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that we get to this
comic-book shop on time.
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It's life or death.
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Well, tonight's your
lucky night. Hop in.
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Mmm, hey, kinda smells
like Gino's in here.
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Marco, you think everything
smells like pizza.
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Oh, we just missed our turn.
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Um...
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You boys ever scuba dive?
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Uh, no, sir.
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A pair like you
could find a lot of
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treasure out in that ocean.
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You mean the lake?
Like Lake Michigan?
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Many a ship's gone down there.
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That wind's a fickle mother.
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Are we gonna die, Jimmy?
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Because I am not wearing the
right underwear for that.
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Hard to starboard!
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No one's dying
tonight. Alright?
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Uh, excuse me. Y-Yes. Hello.
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Hi. I think you're
going the wrong way.
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I've got a shortcut.
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It'll save us all from
the wrath of the sea.
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Oh, yeah.
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Uh, Jimmy, I don't
think this is a cab.
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I think it's just a
car that's yellow.
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Okay, yep. Maybe we
aregoing to die tonight.
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Ooh, ooh, that's Humboldt Park.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah. Could
you let us out here?
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But it's not safe.
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Ye could drown.
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Arrr.
- Ah, okay, okay.
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Think, think, think.
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No, mortal.
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Huh?
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For I am Theseus,
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son of Poseidon,
master of water.
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I travel amongst you today
to test your fidelity.
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Now let us out,
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or be washed away by
my father's power!
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You'll droooown!
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How did you know all
that Greek stuff, Jimmy?
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Wait. Are you the
son of a sea god?
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Nah. But it was an asterisk
in Lady Labyrinth number 87.
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Ah, comics. Is there any
problem they can't solve?
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Okay, it's almost 11:30.
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If we cut straight
through the park,
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I think we can make it.
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Trent: I paused when agitated.
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I used restraint.
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Connected to something bigger
than myself. Did you hear that?
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And I had it. I had
it under control.
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But then... Then
he sat in my seat
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and... and... and I
just couldn't take
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all the nerd germs!
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Is that Trent?
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Ah!
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Ah! Who's there? Huh?
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McDweeb! Ah, control
your anger, Trent.
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What are you doing
here, Titweiler?
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This is Bullies Anonymous.
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When you punch down, you
punch beneath yourself.
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If you tell anyone,
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you'll be tasting
shorts for a year!
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Oh, really working
the steps, I see.
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Trent, come on.
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No, it's not worth it.
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But I really want to pound them!
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No, Trent, just... just say
the words with us. God...
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All: Grant me the serenity to
accept the nerds I cannot beat.
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To beat the nerds
I cannot accept
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and the wisdom to always
know the difference.
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Ah, I know the
difference, alright?
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Time for you nerds
to work step two...
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Admit that I am a higher power.
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Oh!
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Oh, darn it!
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Now I can't make amends!
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Baby powder.
Who woulda thunk?
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You see, it's not
just for chafing.
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11:56, Marco.
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Oh, oh, I see it, Jimmy!
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I see it!
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Look, the line's not long.
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We're going to get in.
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Jimmy.
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Yeah, bud?
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This is the best
night of my life.
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Jimmy: Oh, man.
Number 100 is ours.
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Marco: It is everything
I imagined it would be.
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Driver: Land ho!
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Wait. What do you know?
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It ischeese.
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