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Hey.

It's you again?

Can I even trust you?

You entered my house.

You can.

Your product is causing me problems and you're accusing me?

If we compare our show with the others,

we'll see that our strength is

we have more airtime.

But our weakness is

our pattern which makes the show boring.

Did you think of this point yourself?

Just know that everyone in the team will do our best to support you.

Even though we don't dare argue with Min-jun,

trust me that we all want to beat him.

I'm no longer Neighbor Kim.

I'm now Colleague Kim.

Colleague Kim.

(Singing)

If I accidentally hug you,what will you say?

Sayan,

you are the best of our class.

I didn't expect you to finish the whole song,

but you did.

I know that, but don't bully me.

Vote for me.

Alright.

- Seriously? - We'll see.

Next contestant, please.

Thank you.

Please cast a lot of votes for me.

Hey?

Baby Bangs,

who are you voting for?

I'll see their performances first.

How do we vote?

You see those heart shaped stickers over there?

Buy one and stick it on the board to vote for the person you're rooting for.

Over there?

Next is Nubdao.

Nubdao!

Let's start.

Go for it, Nub.

What is true love? (singing)

Loving your livers, kidneys, guts or belly?

Or do I love you for the nice pants you're wearing?

♪ Do I love you because of your surname or the brand of your car? ♪

Baby Bangs, do you want to go eat with us?

But can you treat me to a meal today?

I have no money left.

What did you spend all your money on?

Well…

Forget about it.

It's my treat.

Let's go.

What should we eat today?

2. NUBDAO

DIRECTED BY EKASIT TRAKULKASEMSUK

THE DISTANCE BETWEEN HEARTS

Hello, everyone.

You're here with Nubdao in Wish you were HOME.

Today, I've prepared a special item for you again.

This is our new pot.

Here it is.

It comes with such a nice and chic design.

Let's see.

It can retain the heat very well.

No matter which dish you cook,

it's definitely going to be yummy.

Trust me.

Let me take a photo with it.

(If you have a work overload,)

(don't forget to take some rest.)

This old uncle, loong nhuad, is still following me?

Let's continue.

Wish you were HOME will always bring you great items.

Trust me.

(I guess she's no longer mad at loong nhuad.)

(What if it's me?)

(If it was Kim, would she agree to talk to me like this?)

Hey. Colleague Nub?

I see that you have been running for an hour already.

Do you know that running for one hour burns approximately 600 kcal?

So, this bottle of oral rehydration salts drink gives you that exact amount of energy.

Since I have been standing and doing nothing, there's no need for me to drink this.

I'd better give it to you then.

You saw me run since I started?

Well…

Well, I was just taking a walk

and saw you running.

So, you timed it?

I… estimated it.

That's exactly one hour.

Is that right?

And you're also good at calculating calories.

Well,

I googled that.

Google is full of such information.

Running for one hour burns 600 kcal.

Is that right?

I googled that.

You look suspicious.

What do you want?

Well…

To be honest,

I want to see you work.

I can't come up with ideas.

I'm totally blank. My brain is about to explode.

I was right.

You said your team is the best, didn't you?

My team is the best,

but that doesn't mean I can come up with ideas all the time.

Help me.

Please.

You won't be disturbing us, right?

I won't.

I will behave as lovingly as possible

and concentrate on work.

I won't disturb you for sure.

Okay?

Alright then.

For work.

For work.

Hey?

Who were you talking to?

That…

Where is he?

Nub, who was that guy?

He's my colleague,

who lives nearby.

Are you seeing someone now?

Are you?

Why?

It's normal to be seeing someone, isn't it?

Just like what you're doing now. You're seeing and talking to me now.

So, we're seeing each other, aren't we?

You're better at being sarcastic now.

I went out of my way to see you here to check if you're doing fine,

whether you have eaten something already,

and…

Wait.

I have something for you.

What?

Move.

Hey, look at this.

I designed this for my company.

It's an accessory for luck in love.

It's said that if you have this with you,

you will be surrounded with good people.

This is our first lot, and is the most powerful one.

I'm bringing this for you.

How is it?

Keep it.

I'm not into this.

Just have it with you. It won't do you any harm.

Trust me.

Take it.

Hey,

there's one more thing.

I heard that you went on a date with that guy named Tan. Did you?

What date are you talking about?

We went out to discuss work

and just ambled for a while.

Work again?

Alright then.

If there are guys approaching you,

give me an update on that.

Tell me about all of them.

Okay?

Why do I have to tell you that?

That's because I'm your friend.

No doubt I must be butting in.

Who else will you share it to, huh?

Just tell me.

Someone could be approaching you in your direct message or on facebook.

You should drink some water.

I'll bring you some.

Keep that. Keep it.

I'll bring you some water.

You will find yourself a husband for sure, Nub.

Are you here for class too?

I'm not late, am I?

You're not.

Actually, we have ten more minutes left.

Thank you.

Oh, thank you.

See you in class.

Yes.

Ouch!

Are you alright?

You're bleeding.

I'm alright.

I just received a dinner voucher.

The restaurant is in this mall.

They invited me to try their dishes,

so I would like to invite everyone who is available to join me for this meal,

We can chitchat too.

I won't say no for that.

What about you?

Are you joining us?

You told me already that you won't be disturbing us.

Yes.

I will be on my best behavior.

Hello.

Alright.

Let me start.

Well, I have been thinking about it.

Our show is for selling,

so we must sell no matter what.

But the most important things are

who we are, what messages we are conveying, and whom we are directing them to.

I want to propose creating a story.

Like…

How about we adjust my character?

That sounds nice.

So, you won't look too much like an MC,

but you still have an image to be remembered.

We can also build on that.

What about role-playing a teacher?

You come here to teach, and you know about everything so well.

Good idea.

Can I give a bit of my opinion?

I think being a teacher makes it look too serious.

Won't that make it look more like a language teaching show?

What about changing your character to a leader?

Every time you're here to sell products, make it look like you're declaring an official statement.

Got it?

We must keep going.

Keep going.

Got it?

That won't work.

Someone might report us to the police.

What about being a mom?

I think that won't work.

You will look strict and mean.

I'm not talking about that type of mom.

I mean being a housewife.

Is that too ordinary?

How about adding some moods in?

Be ordinary and easily approachable.

How?

Just think about it.

Who is the person who can always fix any problem in the house?

The person who knows where everything is and can solve anything.

Who is that person?

Mom.

Exactly.

But if we live by ourselves, without our moms taking care of us,

what should we do?

I'm proposing a house manager character

being any gender and in any age group.

Sounds more interesting?

That character doesn't always have to be a woman.

Image is not necessary either.

Anyone can be that person.

So, here comes our slogan:

Because it's not only your mom who can manage everything at home,

but so can you.

I think this one is interesting.

I'm surprised you can come up with good ideas.

I thought you're only good at complaining.

You're not picking at me, are you?

- I'm not. - Next time

if you have any problem, don't ask for my help.

Don't come in front of my house.

I won't help you anymore.

Hey,

didn't you say we're even now?

Have Nub and you known each other before?

It seems you two are close since the day we met in the meeting room.

Well,

I've just become friends with Nub.

We're neighbors

who've just become colleagues.

Am I right?

You're good at bragging.

Isn't that true?

I think we should quickly wrap things up now,

so we can finish this.

It's wasting Mr. Kim's time.

So, he can quickly go home.

Alright.

Sure. Let's continue.

This shopping mall has been run by my family

since my great grandparent generation.

Why are you taking a cooking class then?

I like it.

In the end, I must continue my family's business anyway,

so I want to spend time doing what I like first.

That's amazing.

What about you, Saimork?

You have been sitting quietly there.

Nothing.

It's just that I'm not good at making conversation.

To be honest,

I have nothing.

I don't work either.

Cheers.

Let's go to Thonglor.

There're so many restaurants there.

But we've been to almost all of them already.

Sai.

How was your cooking class today?

What's wrong?

I just drank a bit of wine.

With your colleagues?

Yes.

Was it a good day?

It was okay.

Nub,

why isn't our family rich like other families are?

I don't want to be like this.

What's wrong, Sai?

I have nothing to beat others.

I'm not good at anything.

Nub,

can I not take the course anymore?

It's true that our family is not rich,

but I think...

your life is already more comfortable than others'.

But I feel uncomfortable inside.

Uncomfortable?

But now

we should just focus on surviving, shouldn't we?

I've been putting my all in doing everything to let you go on with your life.

And now you're saying that

you want to give up easily just because you don't feel comfortable?

Sai, think about our mom too.

But mom won't blame me for this, Nub.

Believe me.

She won't blame you

because you're her dearest son.

Whatever you do,

she will be protecting you.

But can you just think about me at least?

Think about why I have been putting my effort into doing this all along.

I'm begging you.

We're almost there.

Can you do that for me?

What I'm begging you now

is an exchange for all the love mom has always given you.

The love I've never been given.

Nub,

is this what you really think?

I've seen that for my entire life.

How can I see it another way?

Let me ride it too.

No!

Hey,

Hey, why are you fighting over this?

You're older and you already rode it, didn't you?

Let your younger brother ride it too.

What's with you, bro?

When we're in the house, mom keeps telling me to give it to him too.

When can I get to do anything?

It's not a big deal, but why are you this angry?

Why did you push me?

Enough, both of you.

Go inside the house now.

I'm sorry.

It was chaotic.

No worries.

Hey?

Are you doing a night-time exercise?

It's very late now.

I'm just taking a walk.

Do you think

that mom loves the older or the younger son more?

Hey,

there are so many mosquitos at night. Right?

Why are you into those kids' fight, huh?

I just want to know.

If we have kids,

we must love them equally,

if you ask me.

Really?

Are you alright?

I am,

but I have burning eyes.

There're lots of insects.

If you're not afraid that it may be dirty,

I can lend you my shirt to wipe them.

Next time, if you're allergic to anything,

let me know.

I don't want to see you cry because of burning eyes anymore.

Today, I'll stand here right next to you

until it's gone then.

I'm sorry.

If your eyes are no longer burning, just let me know.

Give me a minute.

Leave first.

Do you want to look through our script?

This is just our sample episode.

You can watch it first and give me your comment later.

It's not about that.

I just feel that we haven't talked for some time already,

so I'm here to say hi.

What's the matter?

You're becoming famous recently, Nubdao.

Even my friend, who is doing an export business,

knows you and also asked me about you.

I'm not that famous.

I think it's good for our company

and me also.

He just arranged a meeting with me to discuss about our joint venture.

It's good that he likes you.

Things will work in your favor.

Nice.

That's good.

Our sales could go up,

so I can get through.

If I have another private meeting with him later,

I may have to bother you.

If it's about work,

then it's always fine with me,

but I want Tan to go with us.

He wants to talk to you,

not Tan.

Nubdao, don't forget that the person

who must get through is

you only.

Are you ready, Nub?

Let's get changed.

Sure.

We're working on that for you.

Yes. Alright.

Do you want anything else, Tan?

So you can be ready to go.

I feel better now.

I'm awake already.

Please place it here.

You can place it whatever way you want to make it look most interesting.

Noted.

To be honest, you don't have to come, Mr. Kim.

You can discuss it with me later.

I want to come.

Seeing the set can give me some ideas.

But you could be a disturber.

Alright.

I got it.

I will stand over there,

so I won't disturb anyone.

Please turn off your mobile sound

and stay mute.

Sure.

Today's product is liquid shoes cleaner.

You just follow this script.

This one, right?

Let me take a look over there.

Right here.

The product is placed here.

Okay.

I will try this

- and that one also. - Exactly.

You're not confused, right?

I'm not.

Let's see your blocking.

Stand in the middle as usual.

In the middle.

Sure.

- The camera in the middle. - And I look there.

You stand here and talk. Then, move there.

Hairstylist,

come check this.

Her hair is not ready yet.

Sure.

Yes.

Sure.

Whenever you want to have a meal together, let me know.

Sure.

Nubdao?

Sure.

If you want to meet her,

I can do that for you.

She listens to me.

No, she's not one of my girls,

but I'll make her become more than that.

Alright.

Sure.

Bye.

Every problem at home can be fixed

if you have us, Wish you were HOME.

See you again.

Cut.

Thank you so much for today, everyone.

Since we finished early today,

let's go drink beers.

What about you, Nub?

About what?

I'm not going.

Just come chitchat with us for a while.

I'm exhausted today.

Please.

Let me just lay down and watch a series at home.

Please.

You haven't left yet?

Are you going to stay here until they pack their stuff?

Are you going back now?

Let me tag along.

I didn't drive here today.

Can't I go back with you?

Our houses are close.

Wait outside.

I'll go get my stuff.

Okay.

I'm leaving.

Jaikaew.

Huh?

Are we going to the same place tonight?

Of course.

Have we ever been to others, huh?

I'll join you later.

You have been quiet all the way, Colleague Kim.

Why?

Are you afraid I'm not good at driving?

No.

It's just that

I forgot to ask you. Since I tag along like this,

will anyone blame you?

Who will do so?

This is my car.

I'm talking about your boyfriend or someone you're seeing.

I don't have a boyfriend. I'm not dating or seeing anyone.

None.

Okay.

Why did you ask?

Nothing.

Just in case.

If you don't have a boyfriend,

and you're not seeing anyone,

what about being shipped with someone?

Ouch!

I'm sorry.

I braked because the car in the front did.

I'm sorry.

Are you hurt?

I'm not.

But wait.

I'm not an actress.

How can people ship me with anyone?

It could be the MC that you host the show with.

These days, shipping can happen in any field.

Min-jun?

Min-jun?

No way.

Okay.

You can lean on the seat.

Don't worry that it's dirty.

Didn't you say we're friends already?

You're so awkward that I'm about to feel like that too.

That's because it's quiet in here.

Can I turn the music on then?

Sure.

Let's go with this one.

I like this song.

This one.

♪ If that sounds interesting ♪

♪ then I want to know ♪

♪ I want to fall in love once ♪

What is true love?

Loving your livers, kidneys, guts or belly?

Or do I love you for the nice pants you're wearing?

Nice.

Go on.

Start.

We feel more relaxed now.

Good.

Why do you keep stressing yourself out?

I saw you with a frowny face all day.

Think about something else apart from your work too.

At first, I was stressed,

but after hearing your voice, I'm no longer stressed now.

What is true love?

Do we go shopping at the mall together,

hooking up?

Like this?

♪ without caring how others look at us? ♪

♪ I don't understand that ♪

Sing it too.

Huh?

♪ so I won't love anyone ♪

No.

I'm not good at singing.

Look at me.I sing so well, don't I?

It's just singing in the car.

You're not competing anywhere.

Okay?

I'll try.

Hooking up,

without caring how others look at us?

I don't understand that,

so I won't love anyone.

You should sing on key a bit.

What are you doing, Tan?

You're crazy.

What do we do when we're in love?

Do we go shopping at the mall together,

hooking up, without caring how others look at us?

I don't understand that, so I won't love anyone.

♪ So I look up at the night sky ♪

♪ The moonlight reminds me of your face♪

♪ So bright ♪

♪ Makes me dream every night ♪

Bye.

Bye.

Hey,

do your job for my show well.

Don't forget to soak your tee in the water first,

or else the stain can't be washed off.

By the way, do you have a good detergent yet?

My show is selling it.

I don't need it.

I already have mine.

Okay.

I'm leaving.

Why is she so good at selling?

[Min-Jun's Profile]

[Get to know Min-Jun] [This famous MC admits that he had a remarriage.]

Can we really trust him?

I'll go get my car.

Why didn't you drink it up?

Jaikaew, who's the guy who went to our set today?

His name is Kim.

He's working on our product display in the shopping mall.

He came today to see our shoot.

He's kind of adorable.

He's mine.

You're always like this when seeing handsome guys.

Where did you learn this behavior from, huh?

From you, of course.

Bitch.

What's wrong with Tankoon recently?

He looks overly annoyed.

He could be stressed out.

We're not selling well,

and there're also many problems.

Here he comes.

Don't pressure him yet.

He's trying to figure out a solution.

Hey, boss.

You look so handsome.

Take a seat.

Give him a welcome drink.

If there's any issue about work that you feel like venting out, talk to him.

He is our representative.

He will discuss it with Mr. Min-jun.

Any complaint is accepted.

[Alcohol is not good for health, and it weakens your apperception.]

Let me drink some.

Mr. Tankoon is here to see you.

Please come in.

I guess I must provide you with an extra time.

It seems you like to come see me often.

I'm here talking to you today as a producer.

I've summarized all the problems shared by our crews

to discuss with you today.

Are there so many problems?

The first issue is about the welfare benefits for our daily paid crews.

I think they should receive the same benefits as our full-time crews do.

That's nonsense.

Any other problem?

About Nubdao.

You assigned me to work on boosting our sales.

After calculating our total expense,

I've found that it's not as high as estimated previously

because all my crews have been working hard.

I would like to negotiate with you about lessening Nubdao's responsibility.

Don't make that her responsibility.

I think you have gone too far

for using work as a bet like that.

Mr. Tankoon,

be frank with me.

You go all out to protect Nubdao.

Do you have feelings for her?

DIRECTED BY EKASIT TRAKULKASEMSUK