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Flatbush Misdemeanors...

How long I got to be married
to your mother

before you respect our union?

Drew got arrested?

Yeah. He-he didn’t
want to get into it,

but he did ask about you,
though.

I need to make
some money, though.

Fucking plug ran off on me.

Brother got a parole hearing
coming up.

On top of that,

Zayna fucking with this kid

giving her money.

I did something I regret. Uh...

This coming from that
12-step thing?

Bro, just focus
on your sobriety.

Yeah, I’ve been meaning
to holler at you.

That shit with my niece,

I need you to dead that, kid.

Man, I ain’t trying
to do no business

with a nigga as hot as you.

He helped take the wrap
when I almost got booked.

My cousin say you cool, we cool.

-We can do business.
-All right, then.

♪ lively percussive music ♪

♪

-[door bell jingles]
-Yo. How was the morning?

It was pretty chill.

Kareem’s starting a
"Green Bike Initiative," uh,

but he doesn’t know
that’s about the environment,

so he’s just making us
paint some bikes green.

-Oh.
-You all set here?

Yeah, man.
What you ’bout to get into?

Uh, I got to see my mom and, um,

I got some NA homework
I got to get ahead of.

I have to take a moral inventory
of my life.

Oh. What’s that?

It’s... you make a list
of your flaws.

I have a few flaws. And just

consider how
your resentments have, like,

affected others.

-Am I on that list?
-Um, yeah.

I mean, I don’t know
that many people.

Take me off it, man.
I got too much shit going on.

What are you working on?

Uh, it’s concept work

for the play at your school.

I got to draw this design,

and then we’re
painting it next week.

Nice.

Well, kill it, man.

-All right.
-[door opens]

-[door closes]
-[Kareem] Kevin,

I finally got you

an employee shirt. Try it on.

Hey, man, I appreciate it,
but I actually need you

to cut my hours back.
I got to focus on my art.

Well, why didn’t you
tell me that

before I spent $12
on that shirt?

Damn.

Okay, Kev, do you.

What are you drawing?

Uh, some kings and queens.

-That’s cool.
-Yeah.

Do y’all have
a student discount?

No!

[man]
All men are children of God.

[Rusty]
Children of God, like us.

Oh, I couldn’t wait to start.

[lock buzzes]

So, Daddy, how are you?

-[sighs]
-You okay?

Yeah.

These guards in here, man.
Hey, Drew,

you remember that book we used
to read when we were kids?

The one that Aunt Evelyn used to
animate every time she read it.

Oh, shit. What was that
called, though?

The African something.

Tales of Yoruba Gods and Heroes.

Yup, that’s it.

Aunt Eve used to do
every single character’s voice

in that book, I’m telling you.

She smoked
so many cigarettes, Zay,

she could do the dudes
and the girls.

-[laughs]
-[Drew] She did this one voice,

used to scare the shit
out your pops.

Uh, we not even gonna talk
about that right now.

-[Drew chuckles]
-[Zayna] We’re actually talking

about the African gods, um,

-for the school play.
-[Anthony] Mm.

Can I read it? Where is it?

Uh...

One of the correctional officers
took it out my cell a week ago.

-What? Why?
-[Anthony] Uh...

We’re not gonna worry about that
right now. What I want to hear

about is the school play.

Well, I’m designing
the costumes.

-[Anthony] Mm-hmm.
-Um...

and I’m also co-directing.

-Co-directing? Wow.
-[Zayna] Yeah.

Yeah. My boyfriend,
he thought it would be

a really good idea
for exposure for my business.

Whoa. [chuckles]

[stammers] Boyfriend? What?

Nah, nah, nah. She ain’t got no
boyfriend. It ain’t like that.

Just some boy she cool with.

-No.
-[Anthony] Huh.

Desmond is my boyfriend.

-Desmond?
-And he’s a really good one.

He supports my business, and...

I don’t know,
we’re building an empire.

[Anthony]
Uh, Zayna...

[scoffs] You’re way too young
for a boyfriend.

-[Zayna] Um, I’m 17.
-Exactly.

You haven’t even met him,
and already you’re telling me

I can’t be with him.
That’s not fair, Dad.

[Anthony]
O-Okay, okay, okay. Look,

I’m sure it’ll all
work itself out.

[Dan]
I’m glad I could help empty out

-the basement, Mom.
-Well, I’m glad you had time.

I know you’re busy
with all your new friends.

My new friends?

The drug addicts.

Oh, NA. We’re calling them
the drug addicts. Okay.

But, uh, how-how
is it going? I-Is...

Not to pry,
just making sure you’re okay.

[Dan]
No, I’m okay.

Yeah, it’s been helpful,
actually.

[Maria]
Okay.

Great.

You know, it’s ironic,

I didn’t fix my life

until I started taking pills.

You didn’t fix your life
until you stopped.

[laughing]

-Isn’t that funny?
-Yeah, Mom, it’s...

We’re ships in the night, right?

Wow, that really,
it really gets you, huh?

Yeah, like a sketch
or something.

-It’s like a sketch. Sure. Uh...
-Mm.

Yeah, anyway,
on the whole NA front,

there’s actually one thing
I wanted to tell you.

Mm-hmm.

Um, okay, so I-I wanted
to tell you, Mom,

how sorry I am
for a lot of those things

I’ve said to you over the years,

and, um,

for being bitter
that you found happiness.

And I couldn’t be happy
that you were in a good place

because-because I wasn’t. Yeah,

I’m just very grateful that we
can still have a relationship,

and, um, you know, I love you,
and I’m sorry.

-[clicks tongue] Oh.
-Oh, please don’t cry.

Don’t-don’t cry. I don’t know
what to do with tears.

I’m sorry. It’s so moving.

-[sniffles]
-Okay.

-W-Where is this coming from?
-Um,

I’m trying to take
moral inventory.

It’s a step in NA.
I’m kind of skipping to it,

and I’m not sure
I’m doing it right, but,

uh, yeah, it’s been good.

Wow. And you think
that’s helped you?

Yeah, I-I think it has.

It’s not fun taking
accountability for yourself.

Um, honestly, most of it
is other people’s fault,

but I think
it’s good and needed.

So, if I were gonna,

you know, take my own
moral inventory

and hold myself accountable...

I mean, I depended on you
as a kid far too much,

and it broke you.

I mean, I’m not,
I’m not broken, you know?

Daniel, you’re a drug addict

who works part-time
at a bike shop

and teaches bored kids
about genital warts.

I mean, on paper, yeah,
but-but I have two jobs.

-But they’re...
-Look,

we can’t change
the past, you know?

We just, uh,
try not to repeat patterns

and be better going forward.

[sighs] Wow.

[chuckles] Daniel, thank you.

You have given me
a lot to consider.

One whole hell of a lot.

-Okay. We’re okay?
-My God.

Well, of course we’re okay.

-All right.
-[chuckles] I mean,

I’m gonna make
a list of resentments

-I have against you, but...
-Well, uh, okay.

-I hope it’s not too long.
-[door closes]

Look, it’s not just me no more,
this coming from your pops.

[sucks teeth]
Yo, damn, y’all need to stop.

You really
blowin’ mines right now.

So, just fuck your dad
then, huh?

You need to heed word. You don’t
know this world like we do.

What?

Yo, you such a hypocrite.

I don’t even know
what you be doing,

or who you be hanging out with.

I don’t know how
you’ve been making money

since you been out here,
but you want to judge me

for dating Desmond?

All right, bet. Cute.

At least I keep my shit upfront.

Fine. You want to know
what I’m doing for work?

I’m still selling drugs,

and I’m working with some niggas
I met in Philly. You happy?

Well, as long as you
keep your shit out of my life

and out of my friends’ life,
then yeah,

we Gucci.

All I’m saying is,
when your pops come home,

he not gonna approve.

God, Drew,

can we stop playing this game?

We both know he not getting out
no time soon.

Yo, stop talking like that.
He getting out.

Yo, you do this every time
he’s up for parole.

Like, what makes
this time different

than the last 100 times?

Because it’s this time,
not the last time 100 times.

[scoffs] All right.

Can we just go
and get him this book,

so that he can be happy and
stop writing these sad poems?

All right. When them poems
get him signed to Maino,

you gonna love them then.

-Zayna! Oh...
-Hey, Marlon.

-[chuckles]
-A new jewelry book

just came in yesterday, ma.

-Hey. What’s up, brother?
-All right.

-How you doing?
-Marlon, this is Drew.

-Drew, this is Marlon.
-So, you’re Drew.

How come I’m just
meeting you, brother?

-’Cause he don’t read.
-I read.

-Mm.
-Mm.

Matter of fact, we looking for

Yoruba Gods and Heroes.

Tales of Yoruba Gods and Heroes.

[laughs] That’s a special one,
brother.

Oh. See.

-I knew he would have it.
-Hold on.

-You know I got you, Zay.
-[Zayna chuckles]

Look at this beautiful baby.

I got to take
real good care of her

’cause she’s rare.

Eight hundred on Amazon.

Now, I’m selling her
at a discount for $795.

You know what, bro,
I don’t read. Zay, let’s go.

-What?
-W-What? Why?

I know a hustle when I see one.
That book don’t cost

-$800.
-Can’t you...

just let me scan it
and make it my own?

-[sighs] Come on, Zay.
-I mean, please?

It’s for my dad. He’s locked up.

[sighs] You know what?

You done brought me
so many customers.

I can’t say no to you.

Thank you. Thank you,
thank you, thank you.

-[Marlon] You go get it, girl.
-[chuckles]

Zay, ain’t no scanner in there.

Well, there’s this thing,

it’s called an app.

[imitating Drew] "Oh, you don’t
know the world like we do."

They grow up so fast,
don’t they?

You know, when my daughter first
started talking to me like that,

I had two choices,
either I was gonna respect her,

or I was gonna
send her to Africa.

-Sent her ass to Africa.
-[scoffs]

I’m not even from there.

I hope she all right.

[Helen Cooper] We may not
enjoy living together,

but dying together
isn’t going to solve anything.

-[knock on door]
-[Maria] Dan, it’s me,

your mother.

Yeah, yeah, I know.
I know who you are.

-Hi.
-Yeah. Hey.

-Are those my baseball cards?
-No, no, this is my stuff.

I’ve left Kareem.
Isn’t that exciting?

-What? What the fuck happened?
-Well...

I was inspired by my son,

and I am taking moral inventory.

Oh, Jesus Christ. That’s not...

I need to own
my own mistakes by myself.

No, no, Mom. Mom--

Outside of marriage.

Mom, you’re not supposed
to do anything.

I was just taking accountability
for our dynamic.

And I loved it.

-Okay.
-And now,

I’m taking accountability.

This isn’t Kareem’s fault, okay?

I need to be self-sufficient,

on my own here.

Here? This... that’s where
you’re gonna be self-sufficient,

-in my apartment?
-Just for now.

I’ll help you fix your place up.

Mom, you interpreted this
all wrong.

I promise, you won’t even notice
I’m here, okay? [laughs]

I won’t depend on you.

I’ll be independent near you.

-Okay.
-Okay?

-Okay, yeah, all right.
-Okay.

You can stay in my room,
I guess, and I’ll

-stay on the couch.
-Well, obviously.

I’ve got sciatica.
[laughs] All right.

Well, these boxes
aren’t gonna move themselves.

Wait. Is Kareem all right?

-[door bell jingles]
-[Kevin] All right, Kareem,

I’ll see you next week.

Change of plans.

I need you to stay longer.

[clicks tongue] What?

Bro, we already talked
about this, man. I can’t.

’Cause of your work?

-Yes.
-No problem.

You can paint in the shop.
You can put your easels

over there.

Kareem, I’m not painting
in the shop, man.

Look, I’ll make you
assistant manager.

You’ll get paid while you paint.

I need you right now, Kev.

[sighs] All right, bro.

Thank you, man. [sighs]

I love you, Kevin.

Nigga, are you wearing
Old Spice?

-[door bell jingles]
-[Dan] Well, Kareem bought the

shop from Larry, but he didn’t
want to repaint the awning.

Your first task
as assistant manager,

-fire Dan.
-Wait, what?

-What do you mean?
-Elephant in the room,

I’m no longer your dad.

You are now an orphan.

-You’ve orphaned yourself.
-No, I know. Kareem,

I’m truly sorry.

I was just doing a step,
trying to own my mistakes.

Look, Mom was not
supposed to take that

in any kind of weird direction.

Now you got another mistake
you need to own.

Hey, I think the pump is broken.

I got you.

Look, Kareem,
you know Mom’s impulsive.

Like, she’s probably gonna be
back at your place tonight.

You better hope.

Betrayed by my own son. [sighs]

What kind of Luke Skywalker shit
is this?

[sighs]

The-the-the dad
is the bad guy in Star Wars.

I’ve made my decision,

and with a heavy heart,

this is goodbye for good.

And since you’re
no longer family,

I got to tell you,

you was just a nepotism hire.

That’s right. So now, I’m gonna
just judge you for who you are,

-a shitty bike salesman.
-Okay, Kareem.

I get that you’re sad about Mom,

but you don’t have to
act out at me.

What, you want me to act in?

Okay. So I’m actually fired?

Ask your assistant manager.

Huh?

Oh. Yeah.

[Dan]
Okay.

I’ll see you.

No, you won’t.

[door bell jingles]

[Kareem] Kevin, your second task
as assistant manager,

change the security code,

so he can’t get back in.

Okay.

Hey, kid,

you look like a loyal boy.

-Your mama single?
-Ew.

Look, if you two gonna do this,

I got some rules
y’all got to follow.

Number one, Zayna,
if your pops asks,

you told me he was gay.

What? No.

Uh, babe, it’s cool. It’s cool.

[Drew]
Number two, bro,

this is my niece.

If anything happen to her,
I swear...

Matter of fact,
you got health insurance?

Um, my mom do.

Nigga, I’m-a need you
to get a STD test

every Sunday by three o’clock.

Nigga, not 3:30, not 3:15,

not 3:03,

not even 2:59. Three o’clock.

Oh, my God.

[whispers]
We haven’t even had sex yet.

What, y’all haven’t?

[whispers] No.

Thank you.

Last thing, Desmond,

I don’t want you involving her
in all that scamming shit.

The fuck? So I could use
your drug money,

but I can’t take
his scamming money?

I don’t give you drug money.
I give you gambling money.

Okay. Are we done here?

Is that a "thank you"
I’m hearing?

[sighs] Thank you, Uncle Drew.

Uh-huh.

Let me send this book
to your pops

before I change my mind.

Okay, bye. Adios.

Okay, go.

All right, Drew.

Yo, I’m-a tell Junior
that you was looking out, man.

I knew you was
a valid dude, bro.

Thanks for being cool, Unc.

Yo, don’t ever call me
that shit again.

I did this for Zay,

but you a good kid,

so look out for her.

Yo, she better not find out
about our business either.

Just to be clear,
I still don’t like this shit.

I’ll fuck you up
if you hurt her.

Aw.

Y’all so cute or whatever.
[chuckles]

[Maria]
Well... [sighs]

I’m so sorry that you lost
your job at the bike shop,

but you still get to teach kids

-how to have sex, so...
-Very blessed.

...there’s that.

Um, I really thought
you would’ve gone back

-to Kareem by now.
-Dan, no.

-I am taking inventory.
-Mom, this is not inventory.

I should be on my own, with you,

and maybe we get a fresh coat
of paint in here.

I’m thinking Almond Sunrise.

It’s the... it’s what
almonds look like

at the first light of day.

You’re gonna paint?

No. That’s your job.

I’m sorry,
should I not have told you

-that Kareem was hurting?
-Well, no.

Uh... It’s really nice to hear

that someone is tortured
because they love you.

I mean, it’s a nice feeling
of power.

-Sure.
-But I’m

holding myself accountable,
you know,

for the first time.

Just this week,
I left my husband...

-Mm-hmm.
-...I made peace

with that screaming baby ghost

that I’ve had so much trouble
with in apartment 2B,

and I’ve also vowed

to stop using Amazon,

except when I need to have
something delivered.

-Sure.
-So...

Exceptions to every rule.

Ah, I got to get going.

Where... It’s late,
where are you going?

I’m gonna keep it vague,

but when I get back,

gonna replace your rugs

and maybe get
some saxony carpets.

Maybe. I’ll google it.

-You’re okay?
-Well...

wait up for me.

I’m an attractive woman
in her 50s.

-[door opens]
-Oh.

[door closes]

[woman]
Darling, are you all right?

-What are you drawing?
-[scoffs] Nosy.

Um... the same thing but bigger.

What’s up, man?
You got another flat?

Whoa-ho-ho.

You did this in one day?

Yeah. They were
fresh out the box.

[chuckles] What’s your name?

Brady.

You’re talented, Brady.

I get that a lot.

-No one ever tells me--
-Don’t ever get married, son.

-She’ll destroy all your talent.
-Kareem.

It might start good. No,
it will start good, but then,

soon as she
get comfortable, ooh,

-you better brace for impact.
-Let him go, man.

You losing it. Go take care
of that customer.

Y-You right.
I’m-I’m better than that.

I’m-I’m better than that.

[indistinct chatter]

[sighs] He’s crazy, dude.

-Don’t listen to him.
-No,

my dad told me the same thing.

He did?

Okay. So what’s up?

You in an art class
or something?

Nah, I just wanted to see
if I could do it.

I love the helmet, man.
This is, like, really cool.

You mind if I use this
for my project?

Okay. Just give me my credit.

[chuckles] I got you.

Actually... [mutters]

Need a bike lock?

[Brady]
Yeah.

I’ve been saving up
for a long time.

[Kevin]
Merry Christmas.

Stop saving. Just take that.

Put it in your pants.

-Kev, I got nothing left.
-[door bell jingles]

That customer
wanted to buy a bike.

I told him I wasn’t good enough.

It’s like I don’t even know
who I am anymore, man.

Dude, you Kareem.

Any woman over 40 with kids
would love you.

You know what?

You right.

If Maria don’t want me,

I don’t want her.

-Yeah.
-Matter fact, I’m going back

to the OG Kareem, you know,
like, when I was chilling,

and, you know,
when-when I had my hair.

-You know what I’m saying?
-Yeah, yeah.

You’ll be all right, bro.
You got it.

But after I went bald,

all the women I dated said
they loved my shaved head,

but none of them licked it,

except...

well... Maria.

[sobbing]

Nigga, did you put on
more Old Spice?

♪ Nothin’ blockin’ vision ♪

♪ Swear it’s crystal clear... ♪

[Kevin] Man, how long
it take to fry some lamb?

Man, I’m just glad
to be out of the house.

My mom’s going crazy at home.
She threw out all my shit.

She chucked my rug.
She’s going out at night.

I have no idea
where she’s going.

[sighs] Yeah, Kareem’s been
losing it, too.

He in the back of the shop
singing Al Green all day.

We got to figure out

how to get them back together.
I don’t know.

It’s like, for them, whatever,

but mostly, for us.
It’s too much.

-Yeah, like Parent Trap.
-Yes, like Parent Trap.

That’s a great movie. We should
rewatch that before we do this.

Yeah. Kind of figure out
a game plan a little bit.

Sorry, could we go next?
We’ve just been waiting awhile.

[Junior]
You scared of some damn rats?

[Amaya]
You wasn’t there to protect me.

[Desmond] Damn.
Where you learn that from?

[Zayna]
[chuckles] My ex.

[Desmond] You need to get him
to show you again

’cause that ain’t it.

[Zayna] Yo, shut up, boy.
Roll up. [chuckles]

[Desmond]
Ain’t no more Fronto.

[Amaya] [scoffs]
Junior, let’s go to the store.

[Zayna]
Wait. Hold up.

What you mean
there ain’t no more?

I bought a whole bag.

Junior waste that shit
in between his seat.

Don’t be blaming nothing on me.

Damn, Junior. I’m-a need you
to get your shit together.

[Junior]
I know you not talking.

I should make your ass
buy it yourself

the way I’m feeding your family.

Bro, chill.

Yo, what are you talking about?

Listen, ask Drew.
He know who his boss is.

You know what? Come on, Amaya.
Let’s go get this Fronto.

[Amaya]
Junior...

-Why would you...?
-[car door closes]

[indistinct chatter]

[Amaya]
Okay, but, like,

now I’ll, like,
have to hear her talk.

[breathes deeply]

Okay, uh, who wants to start?

-It’s great to see you, Kevin.
-It’s good to see you, too,

-Auntie M.
-Okay. All right. Can we focus?

Mom, this is about
you and Kareem.

I thought I was coming here
to pick up my bike wheel.

You can have
your bike wheel back.

But you’re making me do
another thing first.

Having me here on this
romantic intervention shit.

Mm-mm. I don’t
even want to be here.

Yeah, me neither.

I’m trying to win $50,000,
but you keep crying in the shop.

If you and Maria don’t get back
together, I’m-a find a new job.

[Kareem] I don’t care if I
lose you to Seamless. You know,

you two kill me.

Acting like y’all some
relationship counselors.

You don’t even have
relationships yourselves.

I made out with that girl
while you were passed out.

Y’all always fighting
with each other.

What do you know
about conflict resolution?

Look, we just thought
if you two talked,

you would see how much
you still love each other.

Okay. Mom,

have you realized anything
during this time apart?

-Yes.
-Okay.

I’ve learned that, sometimes,

I like to go
to male strip clubs.

Oh, that’s where
you went last night.

Yes. I put a twenty between
my teeth, and I, you know,

I-I-I bring it out. You know,

-it’s a living wage situation.
-[Kareem] What the fuck?

-That is worse than cheating.
-How is that worse?

I’m not sure,
but it’s striking to hear.

It is striking, yes.

Mom, could you ever go
to male strip clubs with Kareem?

[Kareem]
Hell no!

I haven’t been to
a male strip club

since my burlesque days.

Look, you two are perfect
for each other.

I have no idea why,
but it works,

and that’s not easy.

When Kevin and I
were disagreeing,

it’s because we weren’t
listening to each other.

-Yup.
-Right?

So, with space,
it’s been better.

But I don’t want space.

And I don’t pine for women
who don’t want me.

Dan, tell Kareem that it’s not
that I don’t want him.

Kareem, did you hear what
she said? The sound traveled?

I liked what we had. It’s Maria
who didn’t, apparently.

That was not the issue, Kareem.

-Then what is?
-I guess...

I just didn’t want to do
what I did

when Dan was a kid.

I know I’m a little
better now, but

I still...

I lean on you way too heavily,

and...

I just don’t want
to turn you into Dan,

no matter how much you say

that that’s okay.

Babe, I could never be Dan.

I am too handsome
and too strong.

Plus, I know how to take
the proper amount of pills.

But you can depend on me.

We depend on each other.
That’s what this is.

Are you sure?

Of course.
You’re my little honeybee.

[buzzes]
And you’re my big honey bear.

[roars]

-[laughs]
-Oh. [buzzes]

-Let me get some of my honey.
-[laughs]

-Mwah.
-[laughs]

[Dan]
Okay. All right.

All right.

[Kareem and Maria chittering]

Okay, that’s good.
The whole animal kingdom.

We’re good? Everyone good?

I’m so sorry, baby. I really am.

-And I forgive you, too, baby.
-Mm.

-[Kareem] And you, Dan.
-Yes.

-You are un-orphaned.
-Okay.

And you are rehired,

as long as my
assistant manager approves.

Yes. Please.

[Zayna] Are you and my uncle
working together?

Nah, it’s just him
and Junior doing shit.

Yo, bro, just keep it
straight with me.

I am. Him and Junior
do all that shit.

That shit ain’t got nothing
to do with me.

Okay, but when were you
gonna tell me?

I didn’t think
it was my place to tell you.

You didn’t think it was
your place to tell me,

your girl, about her own family?

Do you see
how stupid that sounds?

I mean, but it’s the truth.

But do you see
how stupid that sounds?

Yo, were you only
messing with me

just to get close to my uncle?
Is that what it was?

Bro, you sound stupid, bro.
Come here.

Nah. You lost me.

-[indistinct chatter]
-[sighs]

Yo, bro, where you going?

We didn’t even finish
the bottle.

That wasn’t too bad.

Yeah, they just
had to talk it out.

Right.

Yo, I told you,
I don’t need that, man.

No, it’s not...
it’s not for you. I mean...

[sighs] Yeah, uh, th-there’s
something I got to tell you.

[scoffs] Aw, shit.

-Here we go.
-No, no, no, no.

I mean, it’s not...
No, no, don’t worry.

It’s, uh, it’s not about you,
but it’s, like...

I guess it-it’s
you-adjacent, so...

Um...

Uh... You remember, you remember
when Drew got arrested?

I mean...

-[mumbles]
-Yeah, sure, yeah. I mean,

I remember, too. Yeah. Um...

Remember when I got
reinstated to teach?

I was leaving school,

and this deliveryman came up
to me with all these boxes,

and it was Drew.
He was, like, in disguise.

And we got into a little thing,
like a back-and-forth.

It was really more Drew
forth and me back, but...

Anyway, Principal Douglass
was asking me who that was.

Like, "Tell me.
Tell me, tell me, tell me,

or I’ll fire you. Tell me."

So, I told him.

I told Douglass,

Douglass called the cops,

Drew got arrested.

Man, what the fuck
you be on, bro?

Why would you...

-Uh...
-Goddamn!

Goddamn, man.

I’m not on anything.

I wish I was.

♪ All right, all right,
all right ♪

♪ Uh ♪

♪ Like I’m ’bout to park ♪

♪ I’m going through a lot ♪

♪ Can’t wait till my doors
is suicidal ♪

♪ Crazy how life
literally like a drive ♪

♪ Wait till you figure out
you need gas ♪

♪ Nice cars speed
when you tryna get by ♪

♪ Then ’em motherfuckers
stop at yellow lights and ♪

♪ Get up in your lane
without saying hi ♪

♪ Your rearview probably
the thing holding you back ♪

♪ But keep you at the front
if you use it right ♪

♪ The hoes gone switch,
and when it get dark ♪

♪ Then everybody dip,
you get it all back ♪

♪ And they reappear, voilà ♪

♪ The money don’t come,
the hoes gon’ switch ♪

♪ And when it get dark,
then everybody dip ♪

♪ You get it all back,
and they all reappear ♪

♪ Passengers always talk
about ya ride ♪

♪ Then they turn around
and ask for a ride in it ♪

♪ Everybody cross
over solid lines ♪