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Al right, you'll take this one
on the right,
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and I'll take the big one
on the left.
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NYPD!
Santa, stop hitting Santa.
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What's going on here?
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I've been on this corner
for six years.
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Suddenly, this guy shows up.
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(Santa ♪2) Hey, you don't own
this corner. I got a charity too.
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Canine diabetes?
Who cares about fat dogs?
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They can't give themselves
shots, they got paws.
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All right.
Calm down, calm down.
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(Jake)
Boyle, frisk the skinny one.
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I've gone 42 years
without a lump of coal.
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I'm not gonna start now.
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Are you kidding me?
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All right, fine.
Come here, buddy.
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[Yells]
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Hey, hey, hey!
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Hit him in his fat
cherry cheeks.
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Ooh!
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Ugh, that felt wrong.
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Knife!
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Skinny Santa's got a knife!
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Ahh!
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That's right. Boom!
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Just kicked Santa
in the testicles.
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Merry Christmas.
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Sync & corrections by dzimu_kairu
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♪
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Looking good.
Happy Hanukkah.
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You look happy.
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Let me guess.
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Your egg sandwich fell
on the floor
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and they gave it to you
for free.
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No. Can you do that?
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Why doesn't everyone just drop
their sandwiches on the floor?
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[Sighs]
I was trying to insult you.
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And instead, you gave me
an amazing life hack.
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Oh, Amy, you shouldn't have.
But this is embarrassing.
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I didn't get you a present.
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The gift is for Captain Holt.
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It's one of six presents
I got him
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representing the six lessons
that he's taught me:
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Determination, wisdom,
posture...
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Excuse me, everyone.
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As you may know,
this is the holiday season.
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Detectives sometimes
feel the urge
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to buy their captains
holiday presents.
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Please refrain
from doing so.
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Under no circumstances
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do I want a present.
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Peralta, my office.
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(Jake)
Roger that!
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Oh, my God, I have to return
so many items.
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[Whispering]
I know.
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Shut up.
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Thank you for joining us,
Peralta.
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This is deputy chief Gerber.
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Ah, merry Christmas, chief.
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And a very merry Christmas
to you, Captain.
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Ho, ho, ho!
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(Gerber)
Captain Holt has received
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a number of death threats.
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Oh.
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I really came in here
with the wrong energy.
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Captains receive meaningless
threats all the time.
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It's really no big deal.
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Of course, totally.
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I mean, why would a death threat
be a big deal?
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Oh, that's right.
'Cause it threatens death.
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It's a hoax.
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I didn't wanna alarm the squad.
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So, please,
keep this between us.
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Awesome.
I'm great at secrets.
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Santiago got you
like six presents.
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Well, it may be a hoax,
but protocol dictates
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that Captain Holt
have a security detail with him
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at all times.
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He's chosen you
for that detail.
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Interesting.
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And not at all surprising.
I'm his favorite.
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Tell me, what would
this job entail?
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You'll be assigned to Captain Holt.
Uh-huh.
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You'll be entirely in control
of his movements. Amazing.
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He will not leave your sight.
[Sighs]
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You have the authority
to make decisions that you feel
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are in the best interest
of his safety.
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Oh, my God.
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Basically you'll be
completely in charge.
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Oh, well, it sounds
really tough,
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but of course I accept,
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and I will be willing to put
my life at risk for this man
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to have to follow
all of my orders.
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Thank you!
This is the best Christmas ever.
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God bless us, everyone!
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Hey, my flight
is at 8:00 tonight.
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It's domestic.
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You think I'll be safe if I get
to the airport five hours early?
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Five?
No way!
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You gotta do seven.
Seven minimum.
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Seven. I knew it.
Yep.
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Why are you going
on a singles cruise?
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I thought
you were into Rosa.
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Well, I am.
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But I've begun to feel
like there's a slight chance
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Rosa may not love me back.
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Hey, how about we grab
some dinner tonight,
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just you and me?
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That's nice,
and I like you as a person,
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but I'm just not interested
in you...
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Romantically.
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Coolio!
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Hey, what say you
we grab a drink?
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You're starting
to make this weird.
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I'm not into you that way,
and I have a boyfriend.
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Got you.
Rain check.
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A rose... for Rosa.
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Listen to me!
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The healthy thing for you
to do is move on.
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So we both decided
the healthy thing for me to do
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is to just move on.
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I'm impressed, Charles.
That's very mature.
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Thanks.
You know what's funny?
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I realized I sometimes...
Oh, no, don't get comfy.
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This wasn't an invitation
to keep talking.
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Gotcha.
Rain check on the convo.
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Yeah.
Sure, sure, sure.
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Peralta's busy,
so let's just get started.
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Now, the Captain won't allow us
to give him
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all the presents
we bought him.
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You are the only one
that did that.
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But we can make him the greatest
Christmas card of all time.
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We're gonna Santa hats
and big sweaters
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and take a picture of us all
in a lineup.
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(Terry)
I'm sorry, Santiago,
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but I don't have time
for that.
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My psych evaluation is today.
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They're gonna decide
if I'm ready
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to make it back
on the streets.
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Why do you care
what they think?
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Psychologists are just people
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who weren't smart enough
to be psychics.
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(Amy) Don't worry, sergeant.
We'll add you in later.
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[Charles sighs]
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Sorry, I gotta go too.
My flight is in...
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Ah, eight hours.
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I can make it.
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I'll buy a sandwich
on the plane.
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Boyle!
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So if Peralta, Boyle,
and the sergeant are out...
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Fine, everyone just go.
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Yeah.
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I could take a pic of myself
dressed up as an elf.
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Elfie-selfie.
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Not that...
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But I think there is something
you could help me with.
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You gonna sit there
all day?
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Affirmative, stone eagle.
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That's the Secret Service
codename I gave you.
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Just sitting here
doing my job,
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watching, protecting,
bossing you around.
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Now, for your safety,
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if you could open up
your Internet browser
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and search the words
"pigs" and "jet skis,"
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and that's an order.
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[Holt sighs]
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Where you going, Cold Mountain?
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I changed your codename.
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To use the restroom.
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I'm only asking this
for your safety.
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Is it a number one
or a number two?
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Your silence indicates
number two.
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Let me do some recon.
[Grunts]
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It's all clear, sir.
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Go, go, go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go, go, go,
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go, go, go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go, go.
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Cold Mountain
is on the move.
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I repeat, Cold Mountain
is rolling to the can.
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Sergeant Jeffords,
thank you for coming in today.
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We are here to assess
your readiness for active duty,
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and if all goes
I will stamp this release form,
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you can go
back in the field.
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Well, I think I'm ready.
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I am no longer fixating
on my fears, ha.
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Good. But for today,
let's... fixate on those fears.
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Okay.
Um...
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That sounds fun.
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Let's begin by talking
about your baby girls
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and your wife,
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and what would happen to them
if you died...
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In the line of duty.
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I popped your pillow.
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(Jake)
Captain...
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Where do you think
you're going?
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I'm going home
to work in peace.
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That's a negative, ice veins.
Changed your codename again.
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Do you know why I chose you
to be my security escort?
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Because I'm a modern-day
Sherlock Holmes?
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No, I chose you
because the threat is not real.
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Mm-hmm.
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And I thought you'd have
no problem breaking the rules
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and letting me
get my work done.
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Now... let me go.
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Well, you thought wrong.
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You can't go home.
It's protocol.
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But if you really wanna
get outta here,
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you can come to my mom's.
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She lives nearby.
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Or I can lock you up
in the holding cell
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with an armed escort.
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Totally your call.
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Fine. We will go
to your mother's house.
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I guess I am curious
to see where...
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This all started.
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Shotgun.
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So... this is my mom's place.
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You can just throw your jacket
in the closet.
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That's a bathroom.
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Water closet.
My mom's British.
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Hmm.
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Why are there
no photographs of you?
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No holiday decorations.
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Nothing but...
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Motel art.
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This isn't
your mom's apartment.
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It's a safe house, son!
You've been protected.
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Don't say "son."
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Get outta my way.
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Look, you wouldn't stay
at your desk
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and you evaded
your protection detail.
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I'm sorry, but I've gotta
order you to stay.
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I love giving you orders.
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The only way you're gonna
keep me here
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is if you physically stop me.
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Can you do that, Peralta?
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[Indistinct mumbling]
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I didn't think so.
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Jordan.
Ahh!
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(Jake)
Oh, no.
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We're handcuffed together
and we've lost the key.
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Falconer one to HQ,
stone eagle is in the cage.
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I repeat,
stone eagle is in the cage.
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I told you the death threat
was not serious.
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So what on earth
are you doing?
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Look, I know you think
that I'm just goofing around,
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but I got a direct order
from your boss
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to protect you.
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So from this point forward,
we're on lockdown.
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Fine. But before we go
into lockdown...
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Too late.
You're on it.
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I'd like to text my husband
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and tell him I'll be
coming home late tonight.
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All right,
but for security reasons,
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I get to craft the message.
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Let's start
with a pleasant greeting.
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How about...
"Hello, honey."
256
00:08:50,720 --> 00:08:52,354
You will not craft
the message.
257
00:08:52,388 --> 00:08:54,022
Okay, Roger that.
"Honey's" wrong.
258
00:08:54,023 --> 00:08:55,624
How about "hello, husband"?
259
00:08:55,658 --> 00:08:56,925
How about "hello, sir"?
260
00:08:56,960 --> 00:08:59,394
You call each other "sir"?
Give me my phone.
261
00:08:59,395 --> 00:09:02,030
Fine.
262
00:09:02,031 --> 00:09:04,233
I'll give you some privacy.
263
00:09:05,735 --> 00:09:08,637
Maybe put Hitchcock's head
on top like an angel.
264
00:09:08,671 --> 00:09:09,738
Mm.
265
00:09:09,772 --> 00:09:11,807
(Gina)
Like that?
266
00:09:11,841 --> 00:09:13,609
No, put it behind the tree.
267
00:09:13,610 --> 00:09:15,110
(Amy) Thanks for helping
me make this card.
268
00:09:15,111 --> 00:09:16,411
You're so good
at this stuff.
269
00:09:16,412 --> 00:09:18,647
[Laughs] I know.
I'm good at everything.
270
00:09:18,648 --> 00:09:20,916
All right, so here's
all the pictures of Rosa
271
00:09:20,917 --> 00:09:22,117
that we have.
272
00:09:22,118 --> 00:09:23,752
Which one should we use?
273
00:09:23,786 --> 00:09:26,655
[Groans] She never smiles.
Is her mouth broken?
274
00:09:26,656 --> 00:09:28,657
Well, what about if we...
275
00:09:28,691 --> 00:09:31,362
Flip those lips?
276
00:09:31,394 --> 00:09:32,794
Oh, God.
Oof!
277
00:09:32,795 --> 00:09:34,296
(Gina)
That's horrifying.
278
00:09:34,330 --> 00:09:35,531
We have to get a picture
of Rosa smiling.
279
00:09:35,565 --> 00:09:37,666
Holt's card
has to be perfect.
280
00:09:37,667 --> 00:09:39,501
Guys... I got this.
281
00:09:39,536 --> 00:09:41,370
I can make Rosa smile.
282
00:09:41,371 --> 00:09:43,272
Just keep your cameras ready.
283
00:09:45,308 --> 00:09:46,875
Making coffee?
284
00:09:46,910 --> 00:09:48,213
Can you make another cup
285
00:09:48,244 --> 00:09:51,113
for senor tickle
and his nueve amigos?
286
00:09:51,147 --> 00:09:52,414
Tickle, tickle, tickle!
287
00:09:52,415 --> 00:09:55,887
What the hell, Hitchcock?
Ow, ahh! Ow, ow, ow!
288
00:09:55,919 --> 00:09:57,486
I think you sprained
senor tickle.
289
00:09:57,487 --> 00:09:59,688
Next time, I break it off.
290
00:09:59,689 --> 00:10:01,392
[Hitchcock whimpers]
291
00:10:01,424 --> 00:10:02,691
Ow!
292
00:10:04,093 --> 00:10:05,527
All right.
293
00:10:05,528 --> 00:10:07,196
My safe house,
my rules.
294
00:10:07,197 --> 00:10:10,933
This is a no tie zone.
295
00:10:10,967 --> 00:10:13,902
A hungry safe house
is an unsafe safe house.
296
00:10:15,505 --> 00:10:18,407
A fun safe house
is a safe safe house.
297
00:10:18,408 --> 00:10:20,142
My serve.
298
00:10:20,143 --> 00:10:22,377
Ah.
299
00:10:24,113 --> 00:10:25,380
I thought you said
you've never played this.
300
00:10:25,381 --> 00:10:26,380
It's very intuitive.
301
00:10:26,382 --> 00:10:28,150
Let's have another sandwich.
302
00:10:28,184 --> 00:10:29,885
A safe house- watching
safe house
303
00:10:29,886 --> 00:10:32,120
is a safe safe house house.
304
00:10:32,121 --> 00:10:33,455
I've already seen the film.
305
00:10:33,489 --> 00:10:34,756
I enjoyed it.
306
00:10:34,791 --> 00:10:36,158
Wow, I would not
have guessed that.
307
00:10:36,159 --> 00:10:37,826
You see, those are the kind
of things that you learn
308
00:10:37,827 --> 00:10:39,228
when you're handcuffed
together.
309
00:10:39,229 --> 00:10:40,796
And that is the true meaning
of Christmas.
310
00:10:40,830 --> 00:10:42,130
[Knocking on door]
311
00:10:42,165 --> 00:10:43,632
Who knows we're here?
312
00:10:43,666 --> 00:10:46,602
Get behind me.
313
00:10:46,603 --> 00:10:48,036
No, no!
Going over!
314
00:10:48,037 --> 00:10:50,372
Standard protocol suggests
that you put me in another room
315
00:10:50,373 --> 00:10:51,940
before you open the door.
316
00:10:51,941 --> 00:10:53,108
But since you've cuffed us
together...
317
00:10:53,109 --> 00:10:54,243
I order you to be quiet.
[Sighs]
318
00:10:54,277 --> 00:10:55,644
Come on.
319
00:10:59,682 --> 00:11:01,183
Freeze, sicko!
Ah!
320
00:11:01,217 --> 00:11:02,951
Jake, it's me,
Charles from work.
321
00:11:05,154 --> 00:11:08,257
Okay, let's switch gears,
do a little word association.
322
00:11:08,291 --> 00:11:09,992
What do you think of
323
00:11:10,026 --> 00:11:11,360
when I say the word "bottle"?
324
00:11:11,394 --> 00:11:15,964
Liquor store, holdup,
gun, die.
325
00:11:15,965 --> 00:11:17,165
How about "grass"?
326
00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:20,369
Marijuana, drugs.
327
00:11:20,370 --> 00:11:22,437
Gun, die.
328
00:11:22,472 --> 00:11:23,505
Cat.
329
00:11:23,506 --> 00:11:25,107
Kitten.
330
00:11:25,108 --> 00:11:26,208
Cute.
331
00:11:26,209 --> 00:11:28,844
Calm.
False sense of security.
332
00:11:28,845 --> 00:11:30,646
Gun, die.
333
00:11:31,648 --> 00:11:33,081
What are you doing?
334
00:11:33,116 --> 00:11:34,783
You gonna stamp my form?
335
00:11:34,817 --> 00:11:39,788
No. I just didn't want the ink
to dry out.
336
00:11:41,457 --> 00:11:42,691
Boyle, what are you
doing here?
337
00:11:42,692 --> 00:11:43,992
I thought you had
to catch a flight.
338
00:11:43,993 --> 00:11:45,994
I do.
My flight is in six hours.
339
00:11:45,995 --> 00:11:47,396
But the Captain
texted me to come,
340
00:11:47,397 --> 00:11:48,664
so I'm here.
What?
341
00:11:48,698 --> 00:11:50,065
You texted Boyle
when you told me
342
00:11:50,066 --> 00:11:51,366
you were texting
your husband?
343
00:11:51,401 --> 00:11:53,502
As the person who's completely
in charge here,
344
00:11:53,536 --> 00:11:55,704
I am very disappointed
in you.
345
00:11:55,705 --> 00:11:58,540
I'm changing your codename
to "bad boy."
346
00:11:58,574 --> 00:11:59,941
Oh, I can't imagine
what it's like
347
00:11:59,942 --> 00:12:01,877
to be disappointed at
someone under your command.
348
00:12:01,878 --> 00:12:04,546
Okay, I see what you're doing.
Tushy.
349
00:12:04,580 --> 00:12:06,548
It's touche.
350
00:12:06,582 --> 00:12:08,050
Well, I'm in charge,
and I say it's tushy.
351
00:12:08,051 --> 00:12:09,050
Boyle?
352
00:12:09,052 --> 00:12:10,352
I've heard it both ways.
353
00:12:10,353 --> 00:12:11,687
Please don't involve me
in this.
354
00:12:11,688 --> 00:12:12,888
I'm just here
to uncuff the Captain
355
00:12:12,889 --> 00:12:14,189
and take him
to his old precinct.
356
00:12:14,190 --> 00:12:15,390
What?
357
00:12:15,425 --> 00:12:16,992
Old precinct?
Wait a minute.
358
00:12:17,026 --> 00:12:18,660
You weren't going home
at all.
359
00:12:18,695 --> 00:12:20,395
You were going
to investigate the threat
360
00:12:20,396 --> 00:12:21,997
because it's not a hoax,
it's real!
361
00:12:22,031 --> 00:12:24,066
Wrong, it's not real.
You're lying!
362
00:12:24,100 --> 00:12:25,300
You have a tell.
363
00:12:25,335 --> 00:12:27,035
When you lie,
the corner of your mouth moves,
364
00:12:27,070 --> 00:12:28,236
and it just moved.
365
00:12:28,237 --> 00:12:29,838
[Slowed down]
Wrong, it's not real.
366
00:12:29,872 --> 00:12:30,939
You're lying!
367
00:12:30,973 --> 00:12:32,274
Fine.
368
00:12:32,275 --> 00:12:33,608
I believe the threat is real,
369
00:12:33,609 --> 00:12:35,210
though I'm not sure
who's behind it.
370
00:12:35,211 --> 00:12:36,878
But this is my problem,
371
00:12:36,913 --> 00:12:38,280
and I'm gonna solve it
on my own.
372
00:12:38,281 --> 00:12:39,681
Boyle, uncuff me.
Don't do it, Charles.
373
00:12:39,716 --> 00:12:41,183
I'll take you on that trip
to the botanical gardens
374
00:12:41,184 --> 00:12:42,884
we've always talked about.
375
00:12:42,919 --> 00:12:44,219
Uncuff me,
and that's a direct order.
376
00:12:44,220 --> 00:12:45,721
Don't do it, best friend.
Botanical gardens.
377
00:12:45,755 --> 00:12:48,156
Ah! This is just like Christmas
at my parents' house.
378
00:12:48,157 --> 00:12:49,825
Why do they have
separate dining rooms?
379
00:12:49,859 --> 00:12:52,728
[Scoffing]
I...
380
00:12:53,896 --> 00:12:55,464
Both: No!
381
00:12:55,465 --> 00:12:57,199
(Jake) That was not
one of the options!
382
00:12:57,233 --> 00:12:58,967
I couldn't choose,
I love you both so much.
383
00:13:00,737 --> 00:13:02,137
Who wants to watch safe house?
384
00:13:05,774 --> 00:13:08,743
So, including letters, e-mails,
and texts from a blocked phone,
385
00:13:08,744 --> 00:13:10,411
we have received
ten threats.
386
00:13:10,445 --> 00:13:11,913
How many people
have you put away
387
00:13:11,947 --> 00:13:13,180
that might want you dead?
388
00:13:13,215 --> 00:13:14,515
I've arrested
over 600 people.
389
00:13:14,550 --> 00:13:15,716
Brag.
390
00:13:15,717 --> 00:13:17,018
Boyle, will you please
read the transcripts
391
00:13:17,052 --> 00:13:18,352
of the threats
he's received?
392
00:13:18,353 --> 00:13:19,554
Yup.
393
00:13:19,555 --> 00:13:21,556
"Die, die, die."
"Die, Holt, die."
394
00:13:21,590 --> 00:13:23,257
Okay, a little obvious.
395
00:13:23,292 --> 00:13:24,792
"You will drown
in your own blood."
396
00:13:24,793 --> 00:13:26,193
Better.
397
00:13:26,228 --> 00:13:27,562
Although I would've gone
with the whole,
398
00:13:27,563 --> 00:13:29,030
"I'm gonna staple my face
onto your face" thing.
399
00:13:29,064 --> 00:13:31,532
Human skin mask.
Classic.
400
00:13:31,567 --> 00:13:34,135
The next one is "I'm gonna
send you off the deep end."
401
00:13:34,169 --> 00:13:36,170
"Drowning" and "deep end."
402
00:13:36,171 --> 00:13:38,372
Almost sounds like he's talking
about a swimming pool.
403
00:13:38,407 --> 00:13:40,074
It's Haimes.
404
00:13:40,108 --> 00:13:41,375
Aha!
Who's Haimes?
405
00:13:41,410 --> 00:13:44,145
Colin Haimes,
the freestyle killer.
406
00:13:44,146 --> 00:13:48,015
He took out an entire 4x100
meter relay swim team in 1982.
407
00:13:50,819 --> 00:13:51,819
Marco.
408
00:13:51,853 --> 00:13:53,087
[Cocks gun]
409
00:13:53,121 --> 00:13:56,924
Now you say "polo," punk.
410
00:13:56,959 --> 00:13:58,459
The freestyle killer.
411
00:13:58,493 --> 00:14:00,161
Man! How come
all the killers you've caught
412
00:14:00,162 --> 00:14:01,629
had such cool names?
413
00:14:01,630 --> 00:14:04,231
The best name I ever brought in
was "narrow shoes" Sam,
414
00:14:04,266 --> 00:14:05,900
because... his shoes were
narrow and his name was Sam.
415
00:14:05,901 --> 00:14:07,768
I get it.
Yeah, you get it.
416
00:14:07,803 --> 00:14:10,738
Well, Captain, it looks like
you needed our help after all.
417
00:14:10,772 --> 00:14:12,406
Together, we figured out
it was Haimes,
418
00:14:12,441 --> 00:14:14,041
and together,
we're gonna take him down.
419
00:14:14,042 --> 00:14:16,110
Because together,
we can do anything.
420
00:14:16,111 --> 00:14:17,812
Here we go!
421
00:14:17,813 --> 00:14:20,781
I'm finding Haimes
alone.
422
00:14:21,817 --> 00:14:24,385
Coming back at you, Jake!
423
00:14:27,222 --> 00:14:28,823
Oh, my God, Rosa!
424
00:14:28,857 --> 00:14:30,191
I accidentally
opened your mail,
425
00:14:30,192 --> 00:14:31,258
but look what it says.
426
00:14:31,293 --> 00:14:34,228
"Dear miss Diaz,
you just won..."
427
00:14:34,229 --> 00:14:35,563
Rosa, guess what.
428
00:14:35,564 --> 00:14:37,031
I accidentally
opened your mail,
429
00:14:37,032 --> 00:14:38,232
and here's what it says.
430
00:14:38,233 --> 00:14:39,834
"Dear miss Diaz,
you just won..."
431
00:14:39,835 --> 00:14:41,602
No, I'm reading the letter,
and you're taking the picture.
432
00:14:41,603 --> 00:14:42,603
What?
433
00:14:42,638 --> 00:14:44,005
Ha!
434
00:14:44,006 --> 00:14:45,339
You were trying to get me
to smile for your dumb picture,
435
00:14:45,340 --> 00:14:47,274
but you messed up.
436
00:14:47,309 --> 00:14:49,143
Ah! She smiled.
She's smiling!
437
00:14:49,144 --> 00:14:51,045
And no one has a camera.
[Sighs]
438
00:14:51,079 --> 00:14:52,580
[Camera clicks]
Got it, Amy.
439
00:14:52,581 --> 00:14:53,981
Got a picture
of you frowning.
440
00:14:53,982 --> 00:14:55,216
That's what you wanted,
right?
441
00:14:57,185 --> 00:14:58,184
[Horn honking]
442
00:14:58,186 --> 00:14:59,387
Peralta,
for the last time
443
00:14:59,388 --> 00:15:00,521
we don't have to go back
to the precinct.
444
00:15:00,522 --> 00:15:01,689
I don't need
everyone's help.
445
00:15:01,723 --> 00:15:03,557
Look, Captain,
you're stubborn.
446
00:15:03,558 --> 00:15:04,992
And that's
an adorable quality.
447
00:15:05,027 --> 00:15:07,161
You wanna know what's not
an adorable quality?
448
00:15:07,195 --> 00:15:08,295
Being dead.
Acne.
449
00:15:08,296 --> 00:15:09,497
Yep, being dead.
450
00:15:09,498 --> 00:15:10,564
I mean, I give up.
451
00:15:10,599 --> 00:15:11,732
What's going on with you?
452
00:15:11,733 --> 00:15:12,967
Why are you being
so weird about this?
453
00:15:12,968 --> 00:15:14,235
I don't need your help.
454
00:15:14,236 --> 00:15:17,438
I don't wanna involve you,
or Boyle, or anyone.
455
00:15:17,439 --> 00:15:19,040
Because I brought
this situation on myself.
456
00:15:19,074 --> 00:15:22,009
No one should get hurt
because of a dumb mistake I made
457
00:15:22,010 --> 00:15:23,744
as a brash, young Detective.
458
00:15:23,779 --> 00:15:25,146
Hey, Haimes.
459
00:15:25,180 --> 00:15:26,514
You're gonna spend
the rest of your life
460
00:15:26,515 --> 00:15:29,250
in a little cement room,
doing nothing.
461
00:15:29,284 --> 00:15:32,186
And while you're in there,
I'm gonna go for a swim.
462
00:15:32,220 --> 00:15:36,157
And after that swim,
I might take another swim.
463
00:15:36,191 --> 00:15:37,825
And you'll just be
sitting there
464
00:15:37,859 --> 00:15:40,928
on your metal toilet,
465
00:15:40,929 --> 00:15:44,865
thinking of me
swim, swim, swimming
466
00:15:44,866 --> 00:15:47,234
all day long.
467
00:15:47,269 --> 00:15:48,602
When I get out of lockup,
468
00:15:48,603 --> 00:15:50,871
I'm gonna hunt you down
and kill you.
469
00:15:50,906 --> 00:15:52,807
Yeah.
[Laughs]
470
00:15:52,808 --> 00:15:54,075
Right.
471
00:15:54,076 --> 00:15:55,576
Wow.
472
00:15:55,577 --> 00:15:56,944
I think I really would've gotten
along with young Ray Holt.
473
00:15:56,945 --> 00:15:58,012
Yes, that's why I decided
474
00:15:58,046 --> 00:15:59,714
to change everything
about my life.
475
00:15:59,748 --> 00:16:01,415
Well, frankly, sir,
you're still acting
476
00:16:01,416 --> 00:16:02,883
like that brash,
dumb Detective.
477
00:16:02,918 --> 00:16:05,119
If you had truly changed,
you'd be saying
478
00:16:05,153 --> 00:16:07,088
a bunch of boring,
responsible stuff, like...
479
00:16:07,089 --> 00:16:08,456
"Don't be stupid.
480
00:16:08,457 --> 00:16:10,357
"Use the Detective squad.
You're part of a team.
481
00:16:10,358 --> 00:16:11,625
I smell like sandalwood."
482
00:16:11,660 --> 00:16:13,127
That's what it is!
483
00:16:13,128 --> 00:16:15,362
Yet another terrible impression,
Peralta.
484
00:16:15,397 --> 00:16:16,764
But I think you're right.
485
00:16:16,798 --> 00:16:18,499
Wait, what?
486
00:16:20,268 --> 00:16:21,635
Sir, I'm sure
you had your reasons
487
00:16:21,636 --> 00:16:23,304
for going to Peralta,
but...
488
00:16:23,305 --> 00:16:26,040
This is exactly the type of job
I would love to have.
489
00:16:26,074 --> 00:16:28,309
Okay, the next time someone
threatens to kill me,
490
00:16:28,310 --> 00:16:29,610
I'll come straight to you.
491
00:16:29,644 --> 00:16:31,278
Thank you, sir.
492
00:16:31,279 --> 00:16:33,347
I can't wait.
493
00:16:33,348 --> 00:16:36,650
I... didn't mean...
494
00:16:36,685 --> 00:16:38,919
Let's catch this bastard.
495
00:16:38,920 --> 00:16:42,389
All right, let's go!
Updates. Santiago.
496
00:16:42,424 --> 00:16:44,325
Looking into Haimes' associates.
Nothing yet.
497
00:16:44,359 --> 00:16:46,260
Boyle?
498
00:16:46,294 --> 00:16:47,795
Uh, some intel coming in
from ossining.
499
00:16:47,796 --> 00:16:49,396
Haimes was released
two weeks ago.
500
00:16:49,431 --> 00:16:52,566
Good. Hitchcock and Scully,
update on your secret project?
501
00:16:52,601 --> 00:16:54,068
Hazelnut coffee'll be up
in five minutes.
502
00:16:54,069 --> 00:16:55,569
Sumatran's ready to go.
503
00:16:55,604 --> 00:16:56,737
Keep me updated.
504
00:16:56,772 --> 00:16:57,905
Warrant for the phone trace
came through.
505
00:16:57,906 --> 00:16:59,206
We got Haimes' number...
506
00:16:59,207 --> 00:17:01,175
And the last coordinates
from its GPS.
507
00:17:01,209 --> 00:17:02,810
The rail yards.
508
00:17:02,811 --> 00:17:05,980
All right, we got him.
Everyone suit up!
509
00:17:05,981 --> 00:17:07,848
I know there's no point
in telling you not to come,
510
00:17:07,883 --> 00:17:09,350
but while we're out there,
you're sticking with me.
511
00:17:09,384 --> 00:17:10,651
Oh. Goodie.
512
00:17:10,685 --> 00:17:12,686
Man, you really know
how to take the fun
513
00:17:12,687 --> 00:17:13,854
out of saving your life.
514
00:17:13,889 --> 00:17:15,589
You heard him, Hitchcock.
515
00:17:15,590 --> 00:17:17,191
Get that Sumatran
in the thermos.
516
00:17:17,192 --> 00:17:19,193
I'm on it.
517
00:17:22,697 --> 00:17:24,698
[Train whistle blares]
518
00:17:24,733 --> 00:17:27,835
If things go south,
I just want you to know
519
00:17:27,869 --> 00:17:30,204
it's been an honor
being able to boss you around.
520
00:17:30,205 --> 00:17:31,806
Anything else?
521
00:17:31,807 --> 00:17:35,075
Yes. What cute little nickname
do you call your husband?
522
00:17:35,076 --> 00:17:36,811
Kevin.
523
00:17:36,845 --> 00:17:38,546
Adorable.
524
00:17:40,215 --> 00:17:41,582
(Rosa) Sorry you
missed your flight.
525
00:17:41,583 --> 00:17:45,119
I have a backup flight
in four hours.
526
00:17:48,156 --> 00:17:50,152
Gotta flush him out.
527
00:17:50,158 --> 00:17:51,659
We got his number now.
Call his phone.
528
00:17:51,693 --> 00:17:54,361
Smart.
529
00:17:56,865 --> 00:17:58,933
[Line trilling]
It's ringing.
530
00:17:58,934 --> 00:18:01,435
This is exciting.
531
00:18:01,436 --> 00:18:04,104
[Melodic ringtone]
532
00:18:05,907 --> 00:18:07,208
That is Haimes' phone.
533
00:18:07,242 --> 00:18:10,010
I repeat, everyone converge
on that ringtone.
534
00:18:13,215 --> 00:18:15,683
He's heading north
on track 17!
535
00:18:19,254 --> 00:18:20,921
Hey.
536
00:18:20,922 --> 00:18:24,091
When this is all over, we should
take a train trip together.
537
00:18:24,092 --> 00:18:26,160
Just for fun.
538
00:18:26,161 --> 00:18:27,228
[Gunshots]
539
00:18:27,229 --> 00:18:29,463
Go, go, go, go, go!
540
00:18:32,934 --> 00:18:34,101
Ray Holt!
541
00:18:34,135 --> 00:18:36,103
Hello, Haimes.
542
00:18:36,137 --> 00:18:37,504
Thought about you
every day I was in jail
543
00:18:37,505 --> 00:18:39,039
just like you said.
544
00:18:39,074 --> 00:18:40,708
I thought about
pointing a gun at you
545
00:18:40,742 --> 00:18:42,910
and pulling the trigger.
546
00:18:42,944 --> 00:18:45,379
Kinda like this.
Noooo!
547
00:18:45,413 --> 00:18:47,281
[Terry grunting]
548
00:18:47,315 --> 00:18:48,649
Terry's back!
549
00:18:48,650 --> 00:18:49,850
Terry's back!
550
00:18:49,885 --> 00:18:51,185
We got him.
551
00:18:51,186 --> 00:18:52,419
Nice work, Jeffords.
552
00:18:52,454 --> 00:18:54,788
Nice work, Peralta.
553
00:18:54,823 --> 00:18:56,323
Captain, you're doing it.
554
00:18:56,324 --> 00:18:58,225
You're emoting.
555
00:18:58,260 --> 00:18:59,894
[Laughs]
556
00:18:59,895 --> 00:19:03,230
(Rosa on radio) I need an
ambulance. Boyle's down.
557
00:19:03,265 --> 00:19:06,200
Ah, what happened?
Am I dead?
558
00:19:06,234 --> 00:19:08,068
You saved my life.
559
00:19:08,103 --> 00:19:10,271
Die, pig!
560
00:19:10,305 --> 00:19:12,172
(Charles)
Don't!
561
00:19:12,173 --> 00:19:13,741
Ahhh!
562
00:19:13,775 --> 00:19:15,175
[Grunts]
563
00:19:15,176 --> 00:19:19,113
Oh, my butt!
564
00:19:19,114 --> 00:19:21,015
Oh, my butt.
565
00:19:26,986 --> 00:19:28,920
He's gonna be fine.
You can see him in a minute.
566
00:19:28,954 --> 00:19:31,423
[Sighs]
Thank you.
567
00:19:31,457 --> 00:19:33,792
Sarge, I'm so glad
that shrink cleared you.
568
00:19:33,793 --> 00:19:35,927
Mm, more or less.
569
00:19:35,961 --> 00:19:38,396
And time's up.
570
00:19:38,431 --> 00:19:39,998
Show me how Terry sees Terry.
571
00:19:41,700 --> 00:19:42,967
Oh, no.
572
00:19:43,002 --> 00:19:44,636
Yeah, it's pretty bad.
[Door opens]
573
00:19:44,670 --> 00:19:46,137
Sergeant!
Excuse me, we are...
574
00:19:46,138 --> 00:19:47,539
Yeah, can it, quack.
575
00:19:47,540 --> 00:19:49,307
Captain Holt needs your help.
His life is in danger.
576
00:19:49,308 --> 00:19:50,442
(Therapist)
Oh, sergeant...
577
00:19:50,476 --> 00:19:53,645
I do not think
that you're ready.
578
00:19:53,646 --> 00:19:55,013
I'm ready.
579
00:19:56,949 --> 00:19:58,516
Mm-kay, bye!
580
00:19:58,551 --> 00:20:00,785
I owe you one.
581
00:20:00,820 --> 00:20:02,787
Boyle got shot
because of me.
582
00:20:02,822 --> 00:20:04,022
This is exactly
the kind of thing
583
00:20:04,023 --> 00:20:05,323
I was hoping to avoid.
584
00:20:05,324 --> 00:20:06,858
Captain, this is our job.
585
00:20:06,859 --> 00:20:08,359
Any one of us
would've taken that bullet.
586
00:20:08,394 --> 00:20:10,395
I'm sorry
I've been so difficult.
587
00:20:10,396 --> 00:20:11,830
You were right.
588
00:20:11,831 --> 00:20:13,264
We couldn't have caught him
without the team.
589
00:20:13,299 --> 00:20:14,532
Well, well, well.
590
00:20:14,533 --> 00:20:17,802
It appears the student
has become the teacher.
591
00:20:17,837 --> 00:20:19,537
And the teacher hath become...
That's enough.
592
00:20:19,538 --> 00:20:20,705
Okay.
593
00:20:20,706 --> 00:20:21,973
Thank you.
You're welcome.
594
00:20:21,974 --> 00:20:23,675
Team pop and lock.
Here we go!
595
00:20:23,676 --> 00:20:25,376
Whoosh!
596
00:20:25,377 --> 00:20:28,246
Come on, still?
We saved your life!
597
00:20:31,283 --> 00:20:33,451
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
598
00:20:33,452 --> 00:20:34,719
It's happening!
Whoa, whoa!
599
00:20:34,720 --> 00:20:35,854
Yes! We did it!
600
00:20:35,855 --> 00:20:37,655
[Laughter]
601
00:20:37,656 --> 00:20:38,823
Excuse me!
602
00:20:38,858 --> 00:20:39,991
This is a hospital.
603
00:20:39,992 --> 00:20:41,025
(Jake)
Right. Sorry.
604
00:20:41,060 --> 00:20:43,027
People are dying.
605
00:20:43,062 --> 00:20:44,929
You know,
everyone should just go home
606
00:20:44,930 --> 00:20:46,831
and enjoy their Christmas.
607
00:20:46,832 --> 00:20:48,566
You don't need
to stick around here for me.
608
00:20:48,601 --> 00:20:50,635
Shut up,
no one's going anywhere.
609
00:20:50,636 --> 00:20:52,904
What you did was amazing.
610
00:20:52,938 --> 00:20:54,272
Yeah, Boyle,
that was some superman stuff.
611
00:20:54,273 --> 00:20:56,608
Yeah, you did the nine-nine
proud.
612
00:20:56,609 --> 00:20:58,042
No ifs, ands, or butts.
613
00:20:58,043 --> 00:21:00,345
Sorry, it's just right there.
Literally.
614
00:21:00,379 --> 00:21:03,181
It's just right in front of me.
His butt is right in my face.
615
00:21:03,182 --> 00:21:04,415
I have to tell you guys
something.
616
00:21:04,450 --> 00:21:05,450
Even though I got shot...
617
00:21:05,451 --> 00:21:06,718
In the butt.
Sorry.
618
00:21:06,719 --> 00:21:08,253
(Charles)
I'd rather be here,
619
00:21:08,254 --> 00:21:09,654
spending Christmas
with all of you,
620
00:21:09,655 --> 00:21:11,723
than on some stupid
singles cruise.
621
00:21:11,724 --> 00:21:13,525
And I mean that,
from the bottom of my...
622
00:21:13,559 --> 00:21:14,926
Butt.
Again, sorry.
623
00:21:14,927 --> 00:21:17,128
Ow!
Shut up, Jake!
624
00:21:17,129 --> 00:21:19,664
Boyle's a hero.
625
00:21:19,698 --> 00:21:21,199
And so is his butt.
626
00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:22,233
[Camera clicks]
627
00:21:22,234 --> 00:21:23,835
I got it!
She smiled!
628
00:21:23,836 --> 00:21:25,036
Christmas card complete.
629
00:21:27,139 --> 00:21:29,007
He got shot in the butt.
630
00:21:29,041 --> 00:21:35,340
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