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Hurry up, it's a big day
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you don't want to make the
bride wait for you, do you?
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The usual, boss
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put it on my mom's tab
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all right, no problem
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1994
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I was 16 that year
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Chang yu-sheng's voice
was still heard on TV shows
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jacky cheung sold more than one million
cassettes for the""kissgoodbye""album
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the bookies hadn't started watching cpbl
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and the classic dragon-elephant games
were always sold out
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thatyear
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a girl with tanned skin won the
championship on the local talent show
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for five consecutive rounds
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that year...
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Those years
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my name is ko ching-teng
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my friends called me ko-teng
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I went to jingcheng in changhua city
forjunior high school
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as for high school, I
stuck to the same one, too
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this is hsu Bo-chun
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he has been my best
friend since junior high school
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he's always getting a boner
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that's why we named him "" boner
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fuck!
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Fuck what?
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You are dead meat. Don't run
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this is a-ho
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we have been in the same class all the way
from elementary to high school
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there is a fat guy in every story
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a-ho is the fat guy in our story
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stop bugging me
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why not?
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Good morning, sir
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good morning
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good morning, sir
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good morning
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good morning, sir
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good morning, sir
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good morning
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good morning, sir
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your hair is too long
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it's time to get a haircut
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Gosh, can you stop that?
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What?
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Stop doing that
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I have told you a million times!
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Why not?
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You totally wasted my food
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I only had one bite of that hot dog
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so...
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Don't you know how to catch?
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Cock tsao
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why are you such a jackass in the morning
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you know what?
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I won a Grant hill 1 to 40
limited edition card yesterday
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this is tsao
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we have been classmates ever since
junior high and he has always been an ass
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we called him
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Show off?
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We can switch then for your
1 to 100 penny hardaway cards
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no way!
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Piss off, then
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The only thing that these
boys shared in common with...
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Was that they all had a crush
on the honor student in the class
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shen chia-yi
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from my point of view
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shen chia-yi was only slightly prettier
than the other girls
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don't know what the guys were thinking
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shen chia-yi
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yes?
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Did you watch Rose night yesterday?
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Are you talking about
the taichi gorge photo?
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Yeah, the picture was horrifying
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I got goose bumps all over
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the story sounds terrifying but...
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I can't really tell from the picture though
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I think it was the shooting
angle that does the trick
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you think so?
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Now, start doing the
exercises for lesson five and six
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continue after the
assembly if you can't finish
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focus on your own exercises
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no discussion
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this is liao ying-hung
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his surname, liao, is a verb in Chinese
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and it means to scratch
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since it's a verb
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we should make good use of this verb
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thus, we gave him a nickname
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"" groin”
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“Groin” likes shen chia-yi, too
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that's because he likes
every girl in the class
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It's early morning and
everyone looks half asleep
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stand straight
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wake up!
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Stand straight
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Stop moving
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Stand up
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attention
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salute
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good morning, miss chou
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good morning, everyone. Sit down
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in year 1974, it was still the qing dynasty
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so it means that
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it was the thirty second year that China
was ruled under emperor qianlong
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there was really not that much difference
between junior high and senior high
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just a matter of how deep you are in hell
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endless studies,
exams... it's all very boring!
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There is the character, the
time and then it's the place
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where is the place?
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The place...
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But, we can always find a
way to entertain ourselves!
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Hsu Bo-chun
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stand up and read the next section
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stand up and read
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you don't even know where we are
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hello... are you in the classroom
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ko ching-teng
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what are you laughing at?
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You read it
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Stand up and read
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it's not very convenient
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what do you mean not very convenient ""?
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Stand up
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Jerking off
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jerking off right in the class
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I have been a teacher for so many years
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I have seen students who cheat
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get into fights
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black mail
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or even those who beat up teachers!
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I have seen all kinds
of problematic students
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but just no perverts like you!
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I didn't even ejaculate
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and that's an excuse?
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Yeah
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we were just fooling around...
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You, too
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your parents spent so much money
to send you to school
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and you guys don't even
Cherish how lucky you are
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what's jerk off?
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Jerking off in the classroom
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hey?
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I don't know
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shen chia-yi
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come out here for a second
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Shen chia-yi
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from now on, ko ching-teng
will sit in front of you
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keep an eye on him for me
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don't let him be a bad influence on others
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give him a push on his school work, as well
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okay?
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Hsu Bo-chun
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in the future
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you will sit in front of hsieh ming-ho
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the same goes for you
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don't goof around again
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if you do, I will ask your
parents to come to school
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get it?
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Got it
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now, go to your class
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thank you, sir
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Even though shen chia-yi and I have been
in the same class ever since junior high
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the distance between an honor student
and a bad student
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always stayed the same
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it's shitty luck to sit
in such a shitty seat
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who has bad luck now?
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You are sitting in front of me now
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you better stop your childish pranks
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so you don't bring me unnecessary troubles
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it must be nice to be an honor student
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just because you have good marks
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doesn't mean you can boss people around
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who cares about what you think?
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Don't mind him, don't let him bother you
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that's right
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he just likes to
masturbate in the classroom
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fuck
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the reason you like to goof around is
because you don't concentrate on your studies
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yeah
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you're so clever, you are such a smart ass
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A nerd like shen chia-yi
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likes to poke her nose into other people's
business whenever she gets a chance
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All you do is drawing these
retarded figures every day
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where's the future in that?
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It's none of your business
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I'm pretty much minding my own business.
I just want to have a good laugh
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moron
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how come every retard you drew is bald?
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Do you discriminate against
bald heads or retards?
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Mind your own business
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Man, you are as slow as a turtle!
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Bye
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Ko-teng
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ko-teng
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what?
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Stop giving shen chia-yi a hard time
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yeah right
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that's all
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that's all???
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Every man wants to be the strongest man
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including me
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one day
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I will be as strong as my master
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you are d.E.A.D
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The fact that I am so reckless
has got something to do with my family
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ma, shampoo is out
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hey, put some clothes on
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you're a grown-up now
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I know, it has grown so big, right?
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My father also likes to walk around
butt naked in the house
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the school called today
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what's the big deal about coed school?
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Concentrate at school
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stop goofing around
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what did I do?
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Eat first, while it's still hot
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talk later
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why are your grades always
in the bottom percentile?
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Is it because you are thinking
about girls all the time, is that why?
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No, I am not interested in girls!
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I'm not interested in guys, either
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speaking of girls
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each one of my good friend
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liked shen chia-yi in a different way
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groin, what are you doing?
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Shen chia-yi
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I have just invented a new magic trick
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I want you to be the first one to see it
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hu chia-wei, do you want to see it, too
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is it a prank?
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No way. It's amazing
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look closely
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basically, groin was on the right track
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it's to cheer the girls
up and make them laugh
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nothing in this hand, either
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look closely
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Groin, you are such a bore
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besides groin's retarded magic
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tsao had a very different
way to make girls happy
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shen chia-yi
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tsao kuo-sheng
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and no one gets it
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a-ho liked to read what grown-ups read
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so he knew many things that we didn't
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shen chia-yi
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do you remember the air
supply album that I lent you
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um... I remember
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they are coming next month
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do you want to go if I have tickets?
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To Taipei?
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We can take the train
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hu chia-wei
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do you want to go with us?
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Yes, sure
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sounds fun
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the adult's way is the most subtle way
to chase after shen chia-yi
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who is air supply?
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Someone said
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showing one's clumsy side
is also another way to pursuit girls
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I think
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boner has tried this many times
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hsu Bo-chun
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can you stop playing?
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And it proves that his
way doesn't work at all
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Me? Yes, there's also a girl I like
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but it's unlikely that we can
develop anything at that point in time
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that's fine
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I will grow up
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one day, I will turn to be
the man that deserves her
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That day
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nobody knew if the English teacher
had lost money in the stock market
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or her menstruation period went wild
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she had a shitty face
275
00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:51,250
she looked like she
was about to kill someone
276
00:18:54,958 --> 00:18:56,208
stand up
277
00:18:56,750 --> 00:18:58,250
sit down. Let's begin
278
00:19:02,667 --> 00:19:03,958
I thought
279
00:19:04,083 --> 00:19:07,375
it would be great fun to see the
smart ass student, shen chia-yi
280
00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:09,583
makes a blunder
281
00:19:12,292 --> 00:19:13,292
I meant
282
00:19:13,417 --> 00:19:14,500
"III thoughtllll
283
00:19:14,958 --> 00:19:16,638
stand up if you didn't bring your textbook
284
00:19:26,792 --> 00:19:28,083
Ko ching-teng
285
00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:30,375
we have gone through
a third of this semester
286
00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:32,851
and you don't even have your English
textbook with you, which we use every day
287
00:19:32,875 --> 00:19:34,595
are you serious about getting an education?
288
00:19:34,708 --> 00:19:35,708
Chair
289
00:19:43,417 --> 00:19:45,583
Don't you know private
schools are expensive?
290
00:19:45,917 --> 00:19:47,583
If you don't even have your textbook
291
00:19:47,708 --> 00:19:49,393
then why do you even
bother coming to school?
292
00:19:49,417 --> 00:19:50,708
Here to eat your lunchbox?
293
00:19:51,875 --> 00:19:53,715
Lunch is essential! Of
course I have to eat it
294
00:19:54,958 --> 00:19:56,833
you think you're very funny, huh?
295
00:19:58,958 --> 00:20:00,667
Have you no shame?
296
00:20:04,875 --> 00:20:06,292
Raise your arms higher
297
00:20:07,417 --> 00:20:08,708
raise them higher
298
00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:12,375
so weak! Didn't you eat?
299
00:20:13,125 --> 00:20:15,000
Go do 10 rounds of squatjumps outside
300
00:20:16,667 --> 00:20:18,333
did I ask you to put your hands down?
301
00:20:19,708 --> 00:20:20,875
Higher!
302
00:20:27,042 --> 00:20:28,125
My friends
303
00:20:28,250 --> 00:20:32,500
that in spite of the difficulties
and frustrations of the moment
304
00:20:32,667 --> 00:20:34,375
I still have a dream
305
00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:39,375
that in spite of the difficulties
and frustrations of the moment
306
00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:41,333
I still have a dream
307
00:20:41,458 --> 00:20:49,458
it is a dream deeply rooted
in the American dream
308
00:20:49,583 --> 00:20:52,292
I have a dream
309
00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:54,792
that one day this nation will rise up
310
00:20:58,125 --> 00:21:03,792
And live up the true meaning of its dream
311
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,417
What are you thinking?
312
00:21:21,542 --> 00:21:23,292
You've been weird all daylong
313
00:21:23,667 --> 00:21:24,958
nothing
314
00:21:27,167 --> 00:21:28,792
do you need an exorcism?
315
00:21:30,167 --> 00:21:32,375
You are thinking too much
316
00:21:41,167 --> 00:21:43,875
Head office announcement
317
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,625
Jay chou in third year
318
00:21:45,750 --> 00:21:47,110
please come to the head office now
319
00:21:47,167 --> 00:21:48,917
sweet
320
00:22:03,917 --> 00:22:04,917
What?
321
00:22:06,167 --> 00:22:07,417
Thank you for yesterday
322
00:22:08,792 --> 00:22:10,417
no big deal. I have no shame anyway
323
00:22:14,792 --> 00:22:15,833
thank you
324
00:22:20,667 --> 00:22:22,625
why not just buy me a drink?
325
00:22:22,750 --> 00:22:25,958
It's weird to hear you
keep on saying "" thank you
326
00:22:28,583 --> 00:22:29,792
can I ask you a question?
327
00:22:29,917 --> 00:22:31,208
Go ahead
328
00:22:31,333 --> 00:22:32,667
why don't you want to study?
329
00:22:36,208 --> 00:22:37,708
It's not like I don't want to
330
00:22:37,833 --> 00:22:39,125
I am afraid if I really tried
331
00:22:39,250 --> 00:22:42,292
I would be so good that I
would even scare myself
332
00:22:42,417 --> 00:22:43,809
you better watch out then if I do study
333
00:22:43,833 --> 00:22:46,333
I would beat you immediately
334
00:22:50,208 --> 00:22:51,500
wanna take up the challenge?
335
00:22:52,042 --> 00:22:53,375
Sure, why not
336
00:23:18,833 --> 00:23:19,917
Ko ching-teng
337
00:23:29,667 --> 00:23:30,667
What?
338
00:23:35,958 --> 00:23:37,333
This is a quiz I made up myself
339
00:23:37,458 --> 00:23:38,542
take it and do it at home
340
00:23:38,667 --> 00:23:40,208
bring it back tomorrow
341
00:23:43,042 --> 00:23:43,875
are you for real?
342
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,792
A quiz made out of love
343
00:23:52,708 --> 00:23:54,833
And here is a math exercise book
344
00:23:56,958 --> 00:24:00,000
see the questions I've highlighted
in yellow? Do them three times
345
00:24:00,125 --> 00:24:03,042
you will probably score at
least 50% in the next quiz
346
00:24:03,625 --> 00:24:04,708
only 50%
347
00:24:06,708 --> 00:24:08,625
I didn't say it's easy to get good grades
348
00:24:09,292 --> 00:24:10,833
I will give you some harder problems
349
00:24:10,958 --> 00:24:12,708
after you finish the basics
350
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:15,042
what do I owe you?
351
00:24:15,167 --> 00:24:16,458
Why should I listen to you?
352
00:24:17,292 --> 00:24:18,892
Because I don't want to look down on you
353
00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:20,458
yeah right!
354
00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:22,643
You can be so stuck up just because
you have good grades
355
00:24:22,667 --> 00:24:25,042
go on then, I don't really care
356
00:24:25,958 --> 00:24:28,667
I don't look down on people with bad grades
357
00:24:28,792 --> 00:24:29,542
I look down on you because
358
00:24:29,667 --> 00:24:31,792
you pick on people with good grades
359
00:24:31,917 --> 00:24:34,333
while you don't even try to work hard
360
00:24:49,917 --> 00:24:51,417
Put on some clothes
361
00:24:51,542 --> 00:24:52,750
otherwise you'll catch a cold
362
00:24:52,875 --> 00:24:53,750
that's impossible
363
00:24:53,875 --> 00:24:55,750
my master is Bruce Lee
364
00:24:55,875 --> 00:24:57,667
swallow your food before you speak
365
00:25:03,375 --> 00:25:05,583
Why is our tissue paper
running out so fast?
366
00:25:27,542 --> 00:25:28,125
What?
367
00:25:28,250 --> 00:25:29,417
Your quiz
368
00:25:46,458 --> 00:25:47,833
You made so many mistakes
369
00:25:47,958 --> 00:25:50,667
you did the problems without
reading the exercise book, didn't you?
370
00:25:52,583 --> 00:25:55,667
You can find the answers for these
two problems in the exercise book
371
00:25:55,792 --> 00:25:56,958
this one is harder
372
00:25:57,083 --> 00:25:59,018
it's not the kind of problem
you can solve with a formula
373
00:25:59,042 --> 00:26:01,458
you need to use these theories
374
00:26:01,583 --> 00:26:03,625
you go home and read the parts I circled
375
00:26:08,875 --> 00:26:10,375
It's such a pain to study
376
00:26:10,917 --> 00:26:13,750
that's why people who
are good at studying rule
377
00:26:19,167 --> 00:26:21,042
Why are you helping ko ching-teng to study?
378
00:26:22,417 --> 00:26:24,167
Did you see his grades?
379
00:26:26,167 --> 00:26:27,750
It's none of your business
380
00:26:28,625 --> 00:26:30,167
they are really bad
381
00:26:31,458 --> 00:26:33,333
still, it has nothing to do with you
382
00:26:36,542 --> 00:26:40,000
miss, this is yours and this is yours
383
00:26:40,125 --> 00:26:40,875
thank you!
384
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,167
Thank you!
385
00:26:48,875 --> 00:26:50,375
It's so not you
386
00:26:52,250 --> 00:26:56,125
I hate people who are lazy and
have no sense of self-awareness at all
387
00:26:57,958 --> 00:26:58,958
oh
388
00:27:01,833 --> 00:27:03,500
I'm not talking about you
389
00:27:06,208 --> 00:27:07,417
you sure?
390
00:27:20,292 --> 00:27:22,125
It's so boring to study
391
00:27:22,583 --> 00:27:25,083
I don't understand
why shen chia-yi can do this every day
392
00:27:26,750 --> 00:27:29,333
do you have any idea?
393
00:27:30,083 --> 00:27:31,292
Let me tell you
394
00:27:31,417 --> 00:27:33,226
being able to solve
these tricky math questions
395
00:27:33,250 --> 00:27:35,250
does nothing good in life!
396
00:27:47,375 --> 00:27:48,375
Here
397
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:52,375
why do you work so hard?
398
00:27:52,500 --> 00:27:54,750
No, I just study when I feel like it
399
00:27:55,292 --> 00:27:56,833
if you want to study, study hard then
400
00:27:56,958 --> 00:27:58,351
what do you mean when you feel like it ""?
401
00:27:58,375 --> 00:28:00,250
Fine, I will think about it
402
00:28:00,958 --> 00:28:02,042
eat porridge
403
00:28:10,083 --> 00:28:11,833
Don't finish it too quickly
404
00:28:44,583 --> 00:28:45,583
By the way
405
00:28:46,208 --> 00:28:49,917
there was a new shipment in the store a few
days ago. The whole package was unopened
406
00:28:50,042 --> 00:28:52,143
so the store owner wants to
sell the whole thing together
407
00:28:52,167 --> 00:28:56,500
do you think I should buy the whole
package of skybox or two boxes of cc?
408
00:28:56,625 --> 00:28:58,333
Skybox is too expensive
409
00:29:00,292 --> 00:29:02,042
so, two boxes of cc?
410
00:29:02,167 --> 00:29:03,809
How many times did you jerk off yesterday?
411
00:29:03,833 --> 00:29:05,167
Why are you so tired?
412
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:08,417
Jerk off your ass
413
00:29:08,958 --> 00:29:11,458
mind your own business
414
00:29:12,125 --> 00:29:13,125
fuck!
415
00:29:14,125 --> 00:29:15,143
Get up and eat your meatballs
416
00:29:15,167 --> 00:29:17,207
if you don't eat it, I'm
going to finish yours, too
417
00:29:19,292 --> 00:29:21,833
shen chia-yi, check out my new magic
418
00:29:30,958 --> 00:29:31,958
You idiot
419
00:29:32,083 --> 00:29:33,208
not bad!
420
00:29:33,333 --> 00:29:34,208
Gross!
421
00:29:34,333 --> 00:29:35,708
It's the best this year
422
00:29:35,833 --> 00:29:37,042
isn't it?
423
00:29:38,792 --> 00:29:39,333
What are you guys doing?
424
00:29:39,458 --> 00:29:40,083
It's a new magic
425
00:29:40,208 --> 00:29:40,958
for real? Show me! Show me!
426
00:29:41,083 --> 00:29:42,083
I will show you
427
00:29:42,125 --> 00:29:43,125
it's gross
428
00:29:50,292 --> 00:29:52,532
Just pretend that you are
drinking, but don't swallow it
429
00:29:59,333 --> 00:29:59,708
You suck
430
00:29:59,833 --> 00:30:01,417
you are so gross
431
00:30:05,333 --> 00:30:06,167
make correction
432
00:30:06,292 --> 00:30:07,417
10 minutes
433
00:30:08,333 --> 00:30:09,625
because I am so damn smart
434
00:30:09,750 --> 00:30:11,667
5 minutes is more than enough
435
00:30:23,833 --> 00:30:25,625
Don't study in the toilet
436
00:30:25,750 --> 00:30:27,542
I am going to pee in my pants
437
00:30:27,875 --> 00:30:29,625
ma, stop scaring me
438
00:30:29,750 --> 00:30:31,292
why would I?
439
00:30:31,417 --> 00:30:33,292
Dump it out and come out
440
00:30:38,125 --> 00:30:39,417
hurry up
441
00:30:50,542 --> 00:30:51,042
Why are you up so late?
442
00:30:51,167 --> 00:30:52,518
What the hell are you doing in there?
443
00:30:52,542 --> 00:30:54,542
I am studying English
444
00:30:54,667 --> 00:30:56,375
English is useless for you
445
00:30:56,875 --> 00:30:58,750
I fuck you
446
00:30:58,875 --> 00:31:00,333
go to sleep
447
00:31:00,958 --> 00:31:06,417
I sleep late because I
study English very hard
448
00:31:08,917 --> 00:31:10,250
hsieh ming-ho
449
00:31:11,458 --> 00:31:12,917
87%
450
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:15,375
not bad, not bad
451
00:31:15,500 --> 00:31:16,875
keep it up
452
00:31:20,167 --> 00:31:21,583
Chang chia-chi
453
00:31:23,167 --> 00:31:24,167
44%
454
00:31:24,208 --> 00:31:26,000
work harder
455
00:31:26,833 --> 00:31:28,333
ko ching-teng
456
00:31:28,458 --> 00:31:29,875
75%
457
00:31:34,667 --> 00:31:36,208
you have been studying hard lately?
458
00:31:36,333 --> 00:31:37,667
Not really, I am a genius
459
00:31:38,208 --> 00:31:40,042
then, be a genius from now on
460
00:31:41,292 --> 00:31:42,958
okay, class dismiss
461
00:31:44,083 --> 00:31:46,375
remember the test next week
462
00:31:46,500 --> 00:31:47,625
genius?
463
00:31:47,750 --> 00:31:48,750
Are you serious?
464
00:31:50,750 --> 00:31:54,708
It's not a big deal that you know
how to solve these problems
465
00:31:54,833 --> 00:31:55,875
ibetyou
466
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,875
in 10 years time, I wouldn't
even know what log is
467
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:00,875
and it makes no difference to my life
468
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,000
emmmm
469
00:32:03,292 --> 00:32:04,292
you don't believe me?
470
00:32:04,708 --> 00:32:05,708
I do
471
00:32:05,792 --> 00:32:07,750
then, why do you still work so hard?
472
00:32:08,750 --> 00:32:11,375
You don't expect returns
from everything you do
473
00:32:12,958 --> 00:32:15,542
you really like to pitch high
notes like adults, don't you?
474
00:32:17,458 --> 00:32:21,375
It will be no help to your life whatsoever
if you continue to be so childish like this
475
00:32:22,167 --> 00:32:23,333
how would you know
476
00:32:23,458 --> 00:32:24,958
if you've never been childish ever?
477
00:32:25,083 --> 00:32:28,000
You know something is
meaningless without trying it
478
00:32:40,250 --> 00:32:41,500
This is shit
479
00:32:42,167 --> 00:32:43,292
next group
480
00:32:51,625 --> 00:32:54,083
I heard you will become a
zombie if you are bitten by one
481
00:32:56,500 --> 00:32:58,125
I don't buy that
482
00:32:58,250 --> 00:33:00,250
this must be some rumors
483
00:33:00,375 --> 00:33:02,184
but he had to learn this
from somewhere, right?
484
00:33:02,208 --> 00:33:03,292
What are we going to do?
485
00:33:05,625 --> 00:33:06,625
Hey
486
00:33:11,417 --> 00:33:12,417
what?
487
00:33:12,917 --> 00:33:15,875
Have you heard that rumor lately?
488
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,833
You mean the one that
every girl wants to date me?
489
00:33:19,542 --> 00:33:20,542
Moron
490
00:33:21,167 --> 00:33:22,333
okay, what is it?
491
00:33:23,458 --> 00:33:27,375
I heard some stowaways
from China were drowned
492
00:33:27,500 --> 00:33:28,958
and they had became zombies
493
00:33:29,083 --> 00:33:30,763
after their bodies were washed up on shore
494
00:33:32,542 --> 00:33:34,250
oh! Those zombies
495
00:33:34,375 --> 00:33:35,500
I've heard about them
496
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:41,000
they jumped, jumped
and jumped all the way here
497
00:33:41,875 --> 00:33:42,625
shit
498
00:33:42,750 --> 00:33:43,750
are you for real?
499
00:33:44,208 --> 00:33:45,208
Of course
500
00:33:45,542 --> 00:33:47,893
with whole bunch of people jumping
around up in the hills at night
501
00:33:47,917 --> 00:33:49,167
what do you think they are?
502
00:33:51,042 --> 00:33:54,083
Yes, I remember seeing that
on the newspaper a few days ago
503
00:33:54,875 --> 00:33:57,417
if theyjumped harder
504
00:33:57,542 --> 00:33:59,667
they should have reached
baguashan mountain by now
505
00:34:21,500 --> 00:34:23,833
So, do you want to see them?
506
00:34:24,375 --> 00:34:25,917
No way
507
00:34:26,667 --> 00:34:30,583
I don't think you can see
them even if they are real
508
00:34:30,917 --> 00:34:34,458
maybe they got lost in baguashan mountain
509
00:34:35,375 --> 00:34:37,500
and jumped directly into changhua city
510
00:34:38,458 --> 00:34:40,208
don't think it's impossible
511
00:34:40,333 --> 00:34:42,375
zombies don't have a sense of direction
512
00:35:01,542 --> 00:35:02,125
What?
513
00:35:02,542 --> 00:35:05,625
You and shen chia-yi seem
to have a lot to talk about lately
514
00:35:06,042 --> 00:35:07,042
do me a favor
515
00:35:07,167 --> 00:35:08,375
no way
516
00:35:08,500 --> 00:35:10,375
don't tell me you want
to write a love letter?
517
00:35:10,875 --> 00:35:12,042
You write it
518
00:35:12,458 --> 00:35:13,750
and I copy it
519
00:35:13,875 --> 00:35:16,708
I don't think one drink is enough
520
00:35:16,833 --> 00:35:18,417
if she says yes
521
00:35:18,542 --> 00:35:19,875
I will buy you one year worth
522
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:24,833
plus a Grant hill 100:1 all-star card
523
00:35:25,958 --> 00:35:28,500
alright, deal
524
00:35:52,917 --> 00:35:53,750
Ko ching-teng
525
00:35:53,875 --> 00:35:55,500
are you going to cram school tonight?
526
00:35:55,917 --> 00:35:57,625
What for?
527
00:35:57,750 --> 00:35:59,667
You are so dumb, how can you not go!
528
00:36:03,625 --> 00:36:04,833
Mind your own business
529
00:36:06,708 --> 00:36:07,917
starting tonight
530
00:36:08,042 --> 00:36:09,482
you stay here and study after school
531
00:36:09,875 --> 00:36:11,708
stay at school?
532
00:36:12,458 --> 00:36:14,583
What's your problem?
533
00:36:14,708 --> 00:36:16,208
I will stay, too
534
00:36:17,542 --> 00:36:18,958
what the hell?
535
00:36:25,375 --> 00:36:27,518
It turned out that shen
chia-yi stayed behind to study
536
00:36:27,542 --> 00:36:29,833
when she didn't have to go to cram school
537
00:36:38,042 --> 00:36:42,667
So, you asked me to stay
behind at school with you
538
00:36:42,792 --> 00:36:44,768
only because you are
afraid of those zombies, right?
539
00:36:44,792 --> 00:36:46,667
I am just worried you're getting stupid
540
00:36:56,167 --> 00:36:57,333
Right
541
00:36:57,875 --> 00:37:01,042
tsao asked me to give you this letter
542
00:37:10,917 --> 00:37:13,042
My dear shen chia-yi
543
00:37:13,167 --> 00:37:14,292
I like you very much
544
00:37:14,708 --> 00:37:18,167
as the song goes,
"" nothing's gonna change my love for you
545
00:37:18,292 --> 00:37:20,708
making love out of nothing at all ""
546
00:37:20,833 --> 00:37:24,125
barely expresses my feelings for you
547
00:37:25,667 --> 00:37:27,000
this is your handwriting
548
00:37:30,833 --> 00:37:32,125
ko ching-teng
549
00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:33,583
I must say
550
00:37:33,708 --> 00:37:36,750
you suck at writing love letters
551
00:37:36,875 --> 00:37:37,875
what do you mean?
552
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,333
I am that close to William
Shakespeare, okay?
553
00:37:41,292 --> 00:37:43,143
Since you have the time to
write love letters for someone else
554
00:37:43,167 --> 00:37:45,833
why don't you use the time
to memorize some English vocabulary?
555
00:37:54,625 --> 00:37:55,625
Ok
556
00:37:55,708 --> 00:37:59,792
Even though I am cute,
smart and incredibly humorous
557
00:38:00,375 --> 00:38:02,417
don't fall in love with me easily
558
00:38:03,042 --> 00:38:07,250
because I am a lone wolf
traveling in the wild wind
559
00:38:07,375 --> 00:38:08,542
oh, thanks
560
00:38:08,667 --> 00:38:10,601
I'm not interested in guys
who are dumber than me
561
00:38:10,625 --> 00:38:12,825
shen chia-yi doesn't like
guys that are dumber than her
562
00:38:13,083 --> 00:38:14,083
dumb?
563
00:38:14,583 --> 00:38:16,583
Come on, I let you win on purpose
564
00:38:16,708 --> 00:38:18,668
I don't study hard cause
I don't want to beat you
565
00:38:18,750 --> 00:38:20,310
and I don't want to hurt your feelings!
566
00:38:21,250 --> 00:38:22,542
Pardon me
567
00:38:22,667 --> 00:38:25,428
save your kindness, mister.
You are welcome to try to beat me anytime!
568
00:38:26,708 --> 00:38:28,833
I dare you to bet with me
569
00:38:32,292 --> 00:38:33,375
let's bet on...
570
00:38:33,500 --> 00:38:34,833
Your hair
571
00:38:36,083 --> 00:38:37,083
how?
572
00:38:37,750 --> 00:38:39,750
If you beat me in the next midterm
573
00:38:39,875 --> 00:38:41,542
you can do whatever you want to me
574
00:38:41,667 --> 00:38:43,292
but, if I won
575
00:38:44,417 --> 00:38:46,708
you will have to wear
a ponytail for a month
576
00:38:48,625 --> 00:38:49,375
sure, whatever
577
00:38:49,500 --> 00:38:50,900
it's not like you would win anyway!
578
00:38:51,667 --> 00:38:55,667
I was struck by her cocky
confidence right away
579
00:39:28,542 --> 00:39:29,583
Hey, you
580
00:39:29,708 --> 00:39:30,583
why on earth you need
to study freaking English
581
00:39:30,708 --> 00:39:32,750
in the middle of the night?
582
00:39:44,417 --> 00:39:45,458
I fuck you
583
00:39:46,125 --> 00:39:47,333
I fuck you too
584
00:39:49,667 --> 00:39:50,708
I fuck your mother
585
00:39:55,708 --> 00:39:57,083
what's wrong with you?
586
00:40:07,042 --> 00:40:08,083
Fuck you fuck you
587
00:40:08,208 --> 00:40:09,875
I love you
588
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:11,583
I love you
589
00:41:15,542 --> 00:41:16,375
Hey, ma'am
590
00:41:16,500 --> 00:41:18,333
a super hot and charming jar head, please
591
00:41:18,750 --> 00:41:20,792
idiot, how can a jar head be handsome?
592
00:41:20,917 --> 00:41:22,000
Of course there is
593
00:41:22,125 --> 00:41:23,625
give it a try if you don't believe me
594
00:41:42,208 --> 00:41:43,542
Here, I don't owe you anymore
595
00:41:58,708 --> 00:41:59,917
Stop that
596
00:42:00,042 --> 00:42:02,018
rumor has it that inoue takehiko
has died a couple weeks ago!
597
00:42:02,042 --> 00:42:05,875
I heard that he died in a car accident
598
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:07,000
really
599
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,792
no wonder I felt something was different
in his drawing style
600
00:42:11,875 --> 00:42:16,833
more powerful that is,
how can such a genius die just like that
601
00:42:51,583 --> 00:42:52,750
Don't you think...
602
00:42:52,875 --> 00:42:54,042
Think what?
603
00:42:54,875 --> 00:42:58,042
Don't you think shen chia-yi likes me?
604
00:42:58,375 --> 00:43:00,833
If not, why would she
wear a ponytail today?
605
00:43:01,625 --> 00:43:02,625
Maybe!
606
00:43:03,500 --> 00:43:07,125
How did shen chia-yi
know I like girls who wear ponytails?
607
00:43:07,667 --> 00:43:08,667
You too?
608
00:43:08,792 --> 00:43:11,500
I always like girls who wear ponytails
609
00:43:11,917 --> 00:43:12,917
so do!
610
00:43:13,458 --> 00:43:16,708
I don't know why shen chia-yi wore a
ponytail that day even though she won the bet
611
00:43:16,958 --> 00:43:18,542
however, ever since then
612
00:43:18,667 --> 00:43:22,625
studying hard had become
an enthusiastic thing for me
613
00:43:34,792 --> 00:43:37,958
The class funds went missing
614
00:43:39,708 --> 00:43:43,583
it was still here when the class leader
checked about an hour ago
615
00:43:44,333 --> 00:43:46,167
now school is almost finished
616
00:43:48,042 --> 00:43:52,500
who else could have stolen that money?
617
00:43:53,292 --> 00:43:55,750
It must be someone
sitting in this classroom!
618
00:43:59,083 --> 00:44:02,250
Whoever stole that money,
you better turn yourself in right now
619
00:44:02,917 --> 00:44:05,583
otherwise, don't blame me
for being too harsh afterwards
620
00:44:14,917 --> 00:44:15,917
Fine
621
00:44:18,583 --> 00:44:20,667
it's okay if no one wants to admit it
622
00:44:22,500 --> 00:44:25,792
I guarantee that the thief is
sitting right here in this room
623
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:29,120
the person must thinks
that he can get away with this
624
00:44:30,375 --> 00:44:31,375
good
625
00:44:33,417 --> 00:44:34,667
very good
626
00:44:35,708 --> 00:44:38,417
now, take out your pen, everyone
627
00:44:38,542 --> 00:44:42,292
and write down the name of the person that
you think it's most likely to be the thief
628
00:44:43,708 --> 00:44:45,667
the top three named
629
00:44:45,792 --> 00:44:49,333
will have to bring your bags forward,
and I will check them personally
630
00:44:53,500 --> 00:44:54,833
now!
631
00:44:54,958 --> 00:44:57,208
Take out your paper right now
632
00:45:03,167 --> 00:45:04,167
Tsao kuo-sheng
633
00:45:04,292 --> 00:45:05,667
what are you doing?
634
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:07,042
Sir
635
00:45:07,167 --> 00:45:09,647
who do you think you are to have
us suspect our own classmates?
636
00:45:09,792 --> 00:45:12,167
Now who is the supervisor? Are you or am I?
637
00:45:15,542 --> 00:45:16,375
You are, sir
638
00:45:16,500 --> 00:45:17,792
but you are an ass hole!
639
00:45:18,417 --> 00:45:19,292
What did you say?
640
00:45:19,417 --> 00:45:20,958
I said you are an asshole
641
00:45:22,208 --> 00:45:24,417
ko ching-teng, tsao kuo-sheng
642
00:45:24,542 --> 00:45:27,292
I think you guys are bluffing
643
00:45:28,042 --> 00:45:31,833
bring your bags now
and I will check yours first
644
00:45:32,625 --> 00:45:33,625
excuse me, sir
645
00:45:33,667 --> 00:45:34,833
you have no right to do that
646
00:45:36,250 --> 00:45:37,833
I have no right to do what?
647
00:45:38,667 --> 00:45:40,643
You can't ask us to write down names
and vote on such a thing
648
00:45:40,667 --> 00:45:42,542
you can't ask us to
suspect our own classmates
649
00:45:42,667 --> 00:45:44,958
we can just all pay the fees again
650
00:45:45,083 --> 00:45:46,625
it's no big deal
651
00:45:46,750 --> 00:45:47,583
exacfly
652
00:45:47,708 --> 00:45:48,833
we can just pay again
653
00:45:48,958 --> 00:45:53,125
being an honor student doesn't mean
that you can say whatever you want
654
00:45:53,250 --> 00:45:55,167
bring your bag over here
655
00:45:55,667 --> 00:45:56,667
no way
656
00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:58,458
we are not thieves
657
00:46:01,625 --> 00:46:02,625
douche
658
00:46:03,167 --> 00:46:04,042
what did you say?
659
00:46:04,167 --> 00:46:05,458
I said you are a douchebag
660
00:46:07,083 --> 00:46:09,083
bring your bags over now, all of you
661
00:46:10,458 --> 00:46:11,458
no
662
00:46:17,167 --> 00:46:18,167
Sir
663
00:46:18,208 --> 00:46:20,625
I now suspect that you have no balls
664
00:46:20,750 --> 00:46:21,792
take your pants off now
665
00:46:22,208 --> 00:46:22,958
what did you say?
666
00:46:23,083 --> 00:46:23,917
Take your pants off
667
00:46:24,042 --> 00:46:25,625
bring your bags over
668
00:46:26,792 --> 00:46:28,125
fine, here you go!
669
00:46:40,792 --> 00:46:42,583
Stop staring at me
670
00:46:42,708 --> 00:46:44,348
it's very embarrassing. I feel so ashamed
671
00:46:45,542 --> 00:46:46,875
there is nothing to be ashamed of
672
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:48,125
you kicked ass!
673
00:46:49,250 --> 00:46:51,125
Don't need to be too serious about this
674
00:46:51,250 --> 00:46:52,375
shen chia-yi
675
00:46:53,083 --> 00:46:54,208
relax a bit
676
00:46:55,792 --> 00:46:57,542
just pretend, it's no big deal
677
00:46:57,667 --> 00:47:00,417
those teachers are not watching anyway
678
00:47:01,625 --> 00:47:04,250
it's kind of nice to be a bad
student once in a while, isn't it?
679
00:47:05,375 --> 00:47:06,583
I am so ashamed
680
00:47:08,625 --> 00:47:11,000
ever since I knew you from junior high
681
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,480
that was the only time
I was amazed by how tough you really are
682
00:47:15,208 --> 00:47:17,542
shen chia-yi, you rock!
683
00:47:17,917 --> 00:47:19,542
You look so pretty even when you cry
684
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:21,000
yeah
685
00:47:21,500 --> 00:47:22,708
superdupercool
686
00:47:24,708 --> 00:47:26,208
unbelievably cool
687
00:47:33,750 --> 00:47:38,375
Unlike quizzes
688
00:47:39,042 --> 00:47:42,083
you never find a correct answer in life
689
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:46,208
no one really knew who stole our money,
but no one really cared
690
00:47:46,958 --> 00:47:50,333
all I remembered from that
day was shen chia-yi's face
691
00:47:50,458 --> 00:47:53,167
beautifully and delicately
engraved in my heart
692
00:48:09,542 --> 00:48:14,958
Six years ago, when we first
stepped in to jing-Cheng high school
693
00:48:15,333 --> 00:48:18,500
we were all young and immature
694
00:48:19,250 --> 00:48:22,417
although we had great
dreams about our future
695
00:48:22,542 --> 00:48:27,333
we weren't really sure what we were going
to learn and encounter during these years
696
00:48:28,500 --> 00:48:32,000
thanks to the teachers who led us and
furnished us with abundant knowledge
697
00:48:32,125 --> 00:48:35,083
thanks to all the peers
who accompanied us throughout the years
698
00:48:35,625 --> 00:48:39,958
with bitter and sweet memories
699
00:48:40,625 --> 00:48:45,250
ching-chen high school
represents our young and crazy days
700
00:48:45,375 --> 00:48:47,625
it gave us the most
wonderful times of our life
701
00:48:48,250 --> 00:48:49,250
from now on
702
00:48:49,375 --> 00:48:54,292
it's time for us to spread our
wings and chase our dreams
703
00:48:55,042 --> 00:48:56,292
so long, my friends
704
00:48:57,083 --> 00:49:00,667
so long, my friends
705
00:49:49,125 --> 00:49:50,292
How I envy you
706
00:49:50,417 --> 00:49:53,750
you have so many guys chasing
after you throughout the years!
707
00:49:55,625 --> 00:49:58,083
Yes, it's quite nice to be liked by someone
708
00:49:58,917 --> 00:50:00,167
but...
709
00:50:02,500 --> 00:50:06,292
Don't tell me that you feel annoyed
because you are too popular
710
00:50:06,417 --> 00:50:07,542
no
711
00:50:09,167 --> 00:50:13,958
I just think that I am a very lucky girl
712
00:50:15,292 --> 00:50:18,208
so, have you decided?
713
00:50:18,708 --> 00:50:19,917
Decided what?
714
00:50:20,042 --> 00:50:23,250
Decided whom you want to be with
715
00:50:26,875 --> 00:50:29,292
come on, you can't even tell me?
716
00:50:33,750 --> 00:50:34,750
Ok, if...
717
00:50:36,667 --> 00:50:38,500
I will be really happy
718
00:50:48,458 --> 00:50:50,917
Happy graduation
719
00:50:58,167 --> 00:51:00,333
Finally, the colleague entrance exam came
720
00:51:01,208 --> 00:51:04,417
to me, the exam was more like a test for
shen chia-yi's special training programs
721
00:51:04,542 --> 00:51:07,417
rather than an exam for college
722
00:51:34,750 --> 00:51:40,625
We spent most of our time at the
beach during the summer before college
723
00:52:21,958 --> 00:52:22,833
They are so childish
724
00:52:22,958 --> 00:52:24,458
I know, so childish
725
00:52:27,125 --> 00:52:28,885
you don't really like
childish guys, do you?
726
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:30,000
No
727
00:52:31,458 --> 00:52:33,658
Who do you think
is the most childish one among them all
728
00:52:35,042 --> 00:52:36,500
ko-teng, maybe?
729
00:52:41,458 --> 00:52:42,500
How about me?
730
00:52:46,625 --> 00:52:48,875
You are so childish
731
00:53:12,625 --> 00:53:13,875
Now that we have graduated
732
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:16,240
have you thought about
what you want to do in the future?
733
00:53:19,542 --> 00:53:21,809
I want to work in the hsinchu
science and industrial park
734
00:53:21,833 --> 00:53:24,167
so I can get stocks for
bonuses and tons of money
735
00:53:24,292 --> 00:53:25,726
and then I can marry shen chia-yi...
736
00:53:25,750 --> 00:53:26,625
Or hu chia-wei
737
00:53:26,750 --> 00:53:28,458
who wants to marry you?
738
00:53:32,042 --> 00:53:33,792
I want to study abroad
739
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:37,708
it'll be such a waste of money, okay?
740
00:53:37,833 --> 00:53:39,292
Oh, fuck off
741
00:53:43,708 --> 00:53:44,958
study abroad?
742
00:53:45,083 --> 00:53:46,667
I want to study abroad, too
743
00:53:47,042 --> 00:53:50,167
maybe I will apply for government
scholarships and get an mba degree
744
00:53:53,750 --> 00:53:57,708
I want to keep on playing basketball
745
00:53:57,833 --> 00:54:01,042
and maybe one day make my way to NBA
746
00:54:04,542 --> 00:54:05,542
what about you, chia-wei?
747
00:54:07,875 --> 00:54:09,167
Me?
748
00:54:09,292 --> 00:54:11,375
I think I will find myself
a rich man to marry
749
00:54:12,542 --> 00:54:13,667
go away
750
00:54:15,125 --> 00:54:16,458
what about you, shen chia-yi?
751
00:54:18,292 --> 00:54:21,667
I don't expect much about my future, really
752
00:54:30,833 --> 00:54:32,417
Ko-teng, it's your turn
753
00:54:35,250 --> 00:54:37,083
I want to be a kickass person
754
00:54:39,833 --> 00:54:42,375
what are you talking about?
755
00:54:42,500 --> 00:54:44,375
What is a kickass person?
756
00:54:46,792 --> 00:54:52,375
I want the world to be a
little bit better because of me
757
00:54:59,083 --> 00:55:03,417
And you are the only person
that is going to make my world better
758
00:55:17,083 --> 00:55:18,583
Hello. Yes?
759
00:55:57,208 --> 00:55:59,042
I am a nerd
760
00:56:00,417 --> 00:56:02,333
I am a bookworm
761
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:08,125
ever since junior high and high school
762
00:56:08,250 --> 00:56:10,292
all I did was studying
763
00:56:13,292 --> 00:56:15,167
I still screwed it up
764
00:57:12,500 --> 00:57:14,125
No matter which university you go to
765
00:57:15,667 --> 00:57:18,500
there is something
that I want to say to you
766
00:57:20,917 --> 00:57:21,292
please
767
00:57:21,417 --> 00:57:23,958
don't tell me you like me now
768
00:57:26,292 --> 00:57:27,750
I do like you
769
00:57:28,125 --> 00:57:29,833
and you knew that already
770
00:57:30,917 --> 00:57:33,625
what do you want to tell me, then?
771
00:58:20,208 --> 00:58:22,000
The results were out
772
00:58:23,083 --> 00:58:25,184
a-ho got into economics major
in national tsing hua university
773
00:58:25,208 --> 00:58:27,833
which means he made one step forward
to his overseas dream
774
00:58:29,208 --> 00:58:31,351
groin got into information engineering
at feng chia university
775
00:58:31,375 --> 00:58:34,042
to become one of those
science park smart engineers
776
00:58:40,250 --> 00:58:43,500
Tsao got into chemical engineering
at Cheng kung university
777
00:58:43,625 --> 00:58:47,625
so I guess it's most unlikely
that he would make it into NBA
778
00:58:48,708 --> 00:58:50,309
although shen chia-yi didn't
do as well as she expected
779
00:58:50,333 --> 00:58:52,667
she still got into university of education
780
00:58:52,792 --> 00:58:57,375
I could totally imagine shen chia-yi
being a teacher, it really suits her
781
00:59:04,333 --> 00:59:05,333
Here, for you
782
00:59:08,542 --> 00:59:09,625
what is this?
783
00:59:10,708 --> 00:59:12,042
I drew it myself
784
00:59:12,667 --> 00:59:13,667
not my best work
785
00:59:14,708 --> 00:59:16,292
but I think it's okay
786
00:59:21,833 --> 00:59:22,833
Thanks
787
00:59:34,958 --> 00:59:38,917
Shen chia-yi, promise me something
788
00:59:39,833 --> 00:59:42,625
don't let boys get you too
soon after you go to college
789
00:59:43,958 --> 00:59:44,958
ok?
790
00:59:46,792 --> 00:59:48,250
What are you talking about?
791
01:00:34,458 --> 01:00:36,583
You are the apple of my eye
792
01:00:44,750 --> 01:00:46,875
Oh, yes, as for the masturbating boner
793
01:00:47,083 --> 01:00:49,750
he decided to stay
and take the college entrance exam again
794
01:00:50,083 --> 01:00:56,250
take the entrance exam
next year with me please!
795
01:00:59,625 --> 01:01:01,833
I have also come to
the next stage in my life
796
01:01:03,250 --> 01:01:05,542
a school without shen chia-yi
797
01:01:10,125 --> 01:01:14,292
I never thought that shen chia-yi would not
be the first girl that I hold hands with
798
01:01:14,792 --> 01:01:17,583
instead of her, it was a girl named...
799
01:01:17,708 --> 01:01:18,583
Named...
800
01:01:18,708 --> 01:01:20,500
Hello, my name was hsu ke-shin
801
01:01:21,125 --> 01:01:23,167
hi, my name is ko ching-teng
802
01:01:29,375 --> 01:01:31,625
There were many weird
stories in the dormitory
803
01:01:31,750 --> 01:01:33,542
most of them were ghost stories
804
01:01:33,667 --> 01:01:34,250
but
805
01:01:34,375 --> 01:01:37,250
there's one story about a four-legged beast
806
01:01:37,375 --> 01:01:39,167
it was definitely real...
807
01:01:49,542 --> 01:01:52,250
My roommates came from all walks of life
808
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:57,458
hsiao-lun was a muscle maniac, who
did nothing but lifted weights all daylong
809
01:02:03,250 --> 01:02:04,417
The ultimate weirdo is yi-chi
810
01:02:04,542 --> 01:02:07,667
he was never in the classroom
because he's always reading manga
811
01:02:12,667 --> 01:02:15,708
chien-han, who started to prepare for
graduate school from the day he arrived
812
01:02:15,833 --> 01:02:17,833
was studying twenty four seven
813
01:02:18,708 --> 01:02:21,875
luckily, we had some
common interests to talk about
814
01:02:24,292 --> 01:02:27,500
see, iijima ai is way too old
815
01:02:27,625 --> 01:02:29,167
her tits have turned dark
816
01:02:30,250 --> 01:02:32,375
emmm... madoza ozawa
looks hotter and yummier
817
01:02:32,500 --> 01:02:34,125
Anna ohura is not too bad, either
818
01:02:35,167 --> 01:02:39,000
I have some nice stuff called
the human sex program
819
01:02:39,125 --> 01:02:41,000
let's watch it together later
820
01:02:41,417 --> 01:02:44,458
don't you think it's too weird
to watch cartoon characters having sex?
821
01:02:45,458 --> 01:02:47,958
There're ones with dogs and eels, too
822
01:02:51,708 --> 01:02:54,333
that was the time before
mobile phones were common
823
01:02:54,458 --> 01:02:57,833
at night, all the guys
acted like they casted a spell
824
01:02:57,958 --> 01:03:00,458
everyone one of us
was lining up in front the telephone booth
825
01:03:02,875 --> 01:03:07,625
I miss you so much my
sweetie little pumpkin pie
826
01:03:09,458 --> 01:03:13,917
I miss you 10 times every
hour on a regular basis
827
01:03:15,333 --> 01:03:16,875
it's true
828
01:03:17,875 --> 01:03:20,250
so do you miss me this much, too?
829
01:03:22,792 --> 01:03:25,250
How many times per hour?
830
01:03:27,250 --> 01:03:29,583
10 times at least?
831
01:03:34,750 --> 01:03:35,958
Hey
832
01:03:36,083 --> 01:03:38,375
you are not asleep yet, are you?
833
01:03:39,458 --> 01:03:40,167
No, not yet
834
01:03:40,292 --> 01:03:41,292
go to sleep
835
01:03:41,375 --> 01:03:44,000
I talked to shen chia-yi every night
836
01:03:44,625 --> 01:03:46,893
sometimes, she fell asleep in
the middle of our conversations
837
01:03:46,917 --> 01:03:49,792
sometimes I spent all my money on
phone calls and left no money for food
838
01:03:49,917 --> 01:03:52,125
welcome party? Next week
839
01:03:52,250 --> 01:03:53,500
next week
840
01:03:54,125 --> 01:03:56,667
listen
841
01:03:57,167 --> 01:04:00,208
can you please not dance with anyone?
842
01:04:00,917 --> 01:04:03,042
Why not?
843
01:04:03,708 --> 01:04:05,250
Because“.
844
01:04:05,375 --> 01:04:08,875
Ok, I know we are not seeing each other yet
845
01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:12,042
but those guys who you don't even know
846
01:04:12,167 --> 01:04:13,750
can you not let them hold your hands?
847
01:04:14,417 --> 01:04:16,167
I haven't even held them myself
848
01:04:16,708 --> 01:04:17,708
what about you?
849
01:04:17,833 --> 01:04:19,042
You didn't dance with anyone?
850
01:04:19,542 --> 01:04:22,000
I don't believe you didn't
hold any girl's hands
851
01:04:23,375 --> 01:04:26,208
oh, well... yeah, but only a little bit
852
01:04:27,208 --> 01:04:28,708
that's because...
853
01:04:29,208 --> 01:04:31,375
I imagined that she was you
854
01:04:31,500 --> 01:04:33,667
oh please, I don't believe you
855
01:04:33,792 --> 01:04:34,375
really
856
01:04:34,500 --> 01:04:36,580
then I can also imagine
the guy I dance with was you
857
01:04:36,625 --> 01:04:37,500
no man, I'm for real
858
01:04:37,625 --> 01:04:39,375
all right, I am serious
859
01:04:39,917 --> 01:04:41,197
don't let anyone hold your hands
860
01:04:42,667 --> 01:04:43,833
bye
861
01:04:48,625 --> 01:04:52,292
finally, it was the first
Christmas after we entered college
862
01:04:59,167 --> 01:05:00,292
Hey
863
01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:03,833
is this considered a date?
864
01:05:05,042 --> 01:05:06,375
Why ask me?
865
01:05:11,375 --> 01:05:12,495
Why is it so cold in Taipei?
866
01:05:35,542 --> 01:05:36,768
Hurry up, my turn for a picture!
867
01:05:36,792 --> 01:05:38,667
Hurry up! It's leaving
868
01:05:56,542 --> 01:05:57,583
Oops, I didn't get it
869
01:06:00,083 --> 01:06:01,083
you
870
01:06:05,083 --> 01:06:06,250
come back
871
01:06:24,250 --> 01:06:25,708
Ko ching-teng
872
01:06:26,750 --> 01:06:28,500
do you really like me a lot?
873
01:06:29,167 --> 01:06:30,167
Yes, I do
874
01:06:31,375 --> 01:06:32,750
very much
875
01:06:34,917 --> 01:06:38,875
I always feel that you
give me too much credit
876
01:06:39,583 --> 01:06:41,583
I'm not as good as you think
877
01:06:42,375 --> 01:06:48,000
I feel weird about the
fact that you like me
878
01:06:49,708 --> 01:06:51,333
what's so weird about it?
879
01:06:52,875 --> 01:06:55,917
There is another side of
me that you don't know about
880
01:06:56,042 --> 01:06:59,500
I am very sloppy at home
881
01:06:59,625 --> 01:07:00,875
emm...
882
01:07:01,000 --> 01:07:02,875
I get very grumpy when I wake up early
883
01:07:04,417 --> 01:07:08,167
and I get pissed off with my little
sister at times just for minor stuff
884
01:07:09,208 --> 01:07:10,625
I am... you know
885
01:07:10,750 --> 01:07:12,375
very ordinary
886
01:07:19,792 --> 01:07:22,625
Maybe, the person that you like
887
01:07:23,042 --> 01:07:25,000
is in your imagination
888
01:07:26,083 --> 01:07:27,833
I am not that imaginative
889
01:07:31,458 --> 01:07:32,625
look
890
01:07:33,125 --> 01:07:34,750
think carefully
891
01:07:35,333 --> 01:07:36,875
do you like me that much?
892
01:07:37,542 --> 01:07:38,667
Hell yeah
893
01:07:41,042 --> 01:07:42,708
you are so childish
894
01:07:42,833 --> 01:07:44,333
you didn't even think through it
895
01:07:44,458 --> 01:07:46,178
think about it carefully before you tell me
896
01:07:50,333 --> 01:07:52,417
what did shen chia-yi mean?
897
01:07:52,833 --> 01:07:55,000
Was she trying to turn
me down in a nice way?
898
01:07:55,625 --> 01:07:57,000
I was afraid
899
01:07:57,667 --> 01:08:01,167
for a long time,
I always thought that I am a confident guy
900
01:08:01,708 --> 01:08:03,500
at that moment, I realized that
901
01:08:03,625 --> 01:08:07,917
I was really a coward
in front of the girl I liked
902
01:08:37,250 --> 01:08:38,417
What do you wish for?
903
01:08:40,083 --> 01:08:42,292
Write your own, no peeking
904
01:08:44,250 --> 01:08:45,708
come on, I just want to have a look
905
01:08:56,583 --> 01:08:57,583
Shen chia-yi
906
01:09:00,208 --> 01:09:01,750
I like you very much
907
01:09:01,875 --> 01:09:03,208
I like you a lot
908
01:09:04,542 --> 01:09:07,958
one day you will be mine
909
01:09:08,625 --> 01:09:11,875
one day, I will make you mine
910
01:09:17,583 --> 01:09:19,250
Do you want to know the answer?
911
01:09:20,875 --> 01:09:22,667
I can tell you right now
912
01:09:27,542 --> 01:09:28,542
no
913
01:09:30,292 --> 01:09:31,708
I didn't ask you
914
01:09:31,833 --> 01:09:34,500
so you can't turn me down
915
01:09:36,708 --> 01:09:38,167
you really don't want to know?
916
01:09:41,083 --> 01:09:42,708
Please don't tell me now
917
01:09:45,375 --> 01:09:48,917
just let me keep on liking you
918
01:10:06,750 --> 01:10:09,125
Every guy wants to show his strongest side
919
01:10:09,250 --> 01:10:11,000
especially in front of the girl he likes
920
01:10:11,708 --> 01:10:14,375
so what should I show to shen chia-yi?
921
01:10:14,833 --> 01:10:19,042
It took me a long time
before the answer suddenly hit me one day
922
01:10:31,167 --> 01:10:34,375
Why can't you just go pee in the toilet?
923
01:10:35,125 --> 01:10:36,250
Man, it's far
924
01:10:39,333 --> 01:10:41,333
hey, are you going out?
925
01:10:41,958 --> 01:10:43,718
Empty this for me on
your way out, will you?
926
01:10:46,250 --> 01:10:47,292
You fucking serious?
927
01:10:47,875 --> 01:10:50,625
Come on, just do me a favor...
928
01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:53,167
Don't you guys think
929
01:10:53,292 --> 01:10:54,875
it's time to battle?
930
01:10:57,125 --> 01:10:58,333
Come on
931
01:10:58,458 --> 01:10:59,458
let's fight
932
01:11:02,417 --> 01:11:02,875
I am organizing a competition
933
01:11:03,000 --> 01:11:04,208
anyone wants to join me?
934
01:11:05,833 --> 01:11:07,313
Anyone wants to join the competition?
935
01:11:09,208 --> 01:11:09,750
Anyone wants to fight?
936
01:11:09,875 --> 01:11:11,625
Fighting competition, anyone?
937
01:11:12,417 --> 01:11:13,768
Do you want to fight in a competition?
938
01:11:13,792 --> 01:11:15,143
Do you want to fight in
a combat tournament?
939
01:11:15,167 --> 01:11:16,333
Anyone wants to fight?
940
01:11:16,458 --> 01:11:17,458
Anyone wants to join?
941
01:11:19,917 --> 01:11:22,500
Can I stay until you guys finish?
942
01:11:22,625 --> 01:11:23,934
What's the big deal
with the regular sports?
943
01:11:23,958 --> 01:11:26,042
Combat is definitely cooler
944
01:11:27,083 --> 01:11:28,583
seriously, you have to be here
945
01:11:28,708 --> 01:11:29,708
I just put out posters
946
01:11:29,833 --> 01:11:31,583
it's going to be a full house
947
01:11:32,292 --> 01:11:34,532
why do you want to organize
such a dangerous competition?
948
01:11:34,583 --> 01:11:36,726
Don't you guys need to study
and look after your marks?
949
01:11:36,750 --> 01:11:37,768
Exactly! People study way too hard
950
01:11:37,792 --> 01:11:39,667
that's why they need to exercise
951
01:11:39,792 --> 01:11:41,152
I want to give them some trainings
952
01:11:41,792 --> 01:11:43,167
it's just a fight
953
01:11:43,875 --> 01:11:47,250
fine, if you really want to put it that way
954
01:11:49,375 --> 01:11:52,292
I really don't get you sometimes
955
01:12:11,958 --> 01:12:13,708
You can nail this easily
956
01:12:16,417 --> 01:12:18,583
I thought everyone in college was a pussy
957
01:12:19,042 --> 01:12:20,292
I was wrong
958
01:12:20,792 --> 01:12:22,226
there was a tough guy named chien-wei
959
01:12:22,250 --> 01:12:25,667
he was the second chair of
the taekwondo club, a black belt
960
01:12:25,792 --> 01:12:27,083
he looked cocky
961
01:12:27,208 --> 01:12:29,458
and he looked tough
962
01:12:30,250 --> 01:12:31,970
just the kind of guy that I was looking for
963
01:12:33,750 --> 01:12:36,792
we follow the rules of the highest
martial arts order in the world
964
01:12:36,917 --> 01:12:38,750
no killing
965
01:12:38,875 --> 01:12:40,434
you cannot go outside of the boundaries
966
01:12:40,458 --> 01:12:42,375
no kicking on penises
967
01:12:43,125 --> 01:12:46,542
you lose if you are knocked down and unable
to get up after the referee counts to 10
968
01:12:47,333 --> 01:12:48,875
ready!
969
01:12:49,792 --> 01:12:51,125
Put it on
970
01:12:51,250 --> 01:12:52,375
what the hell?
971
01:12:52,833 --> 01:12:55,000
Wear it so I know I won't kill you
972
01:12:56,167 --> 01:12:57,875
go fuck yourself
973
01:13:17,250 --> 01:13:18,333
Go
974
01:13:31,167 --> 01:13:32,708
I am going to kill you
975
01:13:46,750 --> 01:13:48,292
Punch him with gazelle punch
976
01:14:04,958 --> 01:14:06,417
Stand up
977
01:14:06,542 --> 01:14:07,333
ko-teng
978
01:14:07,458 --> 01:14:08,167
hurry up
979
01:14:08,292 --> 01:14:09,833
fight back
980
01:14:09,958 --> 01:14:11,625
fight back
981
01:14:12,417 --> 01:14:14,292
ko-teng, fight back
982
01:14:14,417 --> 01:14:15,875
beat him up
983
01:14:22,000 --> 01:14:24,917
Stand up and beat him, stand up
984
01:14:39,583 --> 01:14:47,583
One... two... three...
Four... five... six... seven
985
01:14:50,125 --> 01:14:53,083
ko-teng stand up
986
01:14:53,208 --> 01:14:54,083
stand up now
987
01:14:54,208 --> 01:14:55,875
time is running out
988
01:14:56,000 --> 01:14:57,417
ko-teng
989
01:14:57,542 --> 01:14:59,042
fight back
990
01:15:17,292 --> 01:15:18,500
Who is that? She's so hot
991
01:15:23,375 --> 01:15:25,208
hey! I didn't see you
when the game was over
992
01:15:25,333 --> 01:15:26,533
I thought I was knocked out...
993
01:15:26,708 --> 01:15:27,958
Did you see that guy?
994
01:15:28,083 --> 01:15:29,208
He kicked my ass so bad
995
01:15:29,333 --> 01:15:29,917
I couldn't get away from him
996
01:15:30,042 --> 01:15:31,125
was it fun?
997
01:15:31,500 --> 01:15:32,542
Not bad!
998
01:15:32,667 --> 01:15:34,250
I was so excited when I saw you!
999
01:15:34,375 --> 01:15:37,000
Answer my question, was it fun?
1000
01:15:38,458 --> 01:15:39,667
Now what?
1001
01:15:40,125 --> 01:15:42,406
Why did you insist on organizing
such a weird competition?
1002
01:15:42,458 --> 01:15:44,542
What's the meaning of it?
1003
01:15:45,542 --> 01:15:46,809
Don't you think it's super cool?
1004
01:15:46,833 --> 01:15:48,553
That kind of... win or lose between two men
1005
01:15:48,667 --> 01:15:50,250
it's just violence
1006
01:15:50,375 --> 01:15:51,375
ko ching-teng
1007
01:15:51,458 --> 01:15:53,875
you organized a game to get yourself hurt
1008
01:15:54,000 --> 01:15:55,375
why are you so childish?
1009
01:15:56,833 --> 01:15:57,833
Childish?
1010
01:15:58,042 --> 01:15:59,667
Right, childish
1011
01:15:59,792 --> 01:16:01,125
very childish
1012
01:16:01,250 --> 01:16:02,083
let me ask you something
1013
01:16:02,208 --> 01:16:04,833
what exactly did you learn from this game?
1014
01:16:05,708 --> 01:16:07,000
"" Learnllll?
1015
01:16:07,125 --> 01:16:09,500
Why do I have to learn something
from everything that I do?
1016
01:16:10,042 --> 01:16:12,809
At least you learned that having a
competition like this will get yourself hurt
1017
01:16:12,833 --> 01:16:15,000
and it is totally unnecessary
1018
01:16:15,375 --> 01:16:16,542
you are so childish
1019
01:16:16,667 --> 01:16:19,167
see those bruises on
your face? You deserve it
1020
01:16:19,875 --> 01:16:20,958
I am childish?
1021
01:16:21,083 --> 01:16:23,523
Do you know this competition
is a fantastic experience for me?
1022
01:16:23,625 --> 01:16:25,625
Can't you just be happy for me?
1023
01:16:26,792 --> 01:16:28,208
So you are going to do it again?
1024
01:16:28,333 --> 01:16:29,393
Of course I will do it again
1025
01:16:29,417 --> 01:16:30,458
why not?
1026
01:16:31,417 --> 01:16:32,417
Grow up will you?
1027
01:16:33,833 --> 01:16:36,083
Why do you always look down on things
that matter to me?
1028
01:16:36,208 --> 01:16:39,708
Things that matter to you
are things that hurt you?
1029
01:16:42,458 --> 01:16:43,167
Fine
1030
01:16:43,292 --> 01:16:43,917
I am childish
1031
01:16:44,042 --> 01:16:46,226
and that's why I would go after
such a good school girl like you
1032
01:16:46,250 --> 01:16:48,458
I am this naive so I could
chase you for so long
1033
01:16:55,208 --> 01:16:57,458
Stop trying then
1034
01:17:10,542 --> 01:17:11,542
Idiot
1035
01:17:11,875 --> 01:17:14,125
right! I am an idiot
1036
01:17:15,542 --> 01:17:16,583
moron
1037
01:17:17,208 --> 01:17:20,008
only a moron can keep on trying to chase
after you for such a long time
1038
01:17:20,917 --> 01:17:22,458
you don't understand anything
1039
01:17:22,917 --> 01:17:24,667
no, I don't understand anything
1040
01:17:31,917 --> 01:17:35,417
The cruelest part in “growing up”
1041
01:17:36,125 --> 01:17:38,792
is that girls are always more
mature than guys of the same age
1042
01:17:39,958 --> 01:17:44,250
no guys can handle girls at their age
1043
01:17:46,875 --> 01:17:48,125
what? A big fight?
1044
01:17:48,250 --> 01:17:50,570
Does that mean you are not
going to be a couple after this?
1045
01:17:50,625 --> 01:17:52,375
What's your problem?
1046
01:17:52,500 --> 01:17:54,667
For real? Not plans of making up?
1047
01:17:54,792 --> 01:17:56,792
Oh yes, so I have a chance now?
1048
01:17:56,917 --> 01:17:58,597
Tsao took off right away on his motorcycle
1049
01:17:58,625 --> 01:18:01,708
and rode from tainan to Taipei
1050
01:18:01,833 --> 01:18:03,875
he was ready to confess
his love to shen chia-yi
1051
01:18:05,000 --> 01:18:08,042
a-ho, on the other hand,
bought a ticket for the next train
1052
01:18:17,542 --> 01:18:18,875
It turned out that
1053
01:18:19,417 --> 01:18:21,042
the train is faster
1054
01:18:23,292 --> 01:18:25,333
I know we have always been good friends
1055
01:18:26,500 --> 01:18:33,750
but somehow I always
knew that ko-teng is the one
1056
01:18:37,500 --> 01:18:39,375
being childish is something that
1057
01:18:40,083 --> 01:18:42,167
I can never learn
1058
01:18:43,833 --> 01:18:49,375
even though you said you hate childish guys
1059
01:18:50,250 --> 01:18:52,542
every time when you called ko-teng childish
1060
01:18:52,667 --> 01:18:54,787
I can tell how much you
like that childishness in him
1061
01:18:57,208 --> 01:18:59,208
why are you telling me this now?
1062
01:19:01,250 --> 01:19:02,667
If I don't do anything now
1063
01:19:04,000 --> 01:19:05,643
you guys will get back together eventually
1064
01:19:05,667 --> 01:19:06,833
right?
1065
01:19:13,958 --> 01:19:15,167
I am sorry
1066
01:19:16,667 --> 01:19:19,547
since you guys are not in good terms now,
I would like to take my chances
1067
01:19:51,250 --> 01:19:56,583
When tsao saw a-ho and shen chia-yi
walked across the street, he took off again
1068
01:19:57,792 --> 01:20:02,125
this time, he rode his
way around the whole island
1069
01:20:06,833 --> 01:20:08,292
when tsao made it to tainan
1070
01:20:08,417 --> 01:20:11,875
he took the wrong exit so
he went straight to chiayi
1071
01:20:12,000 --> 01:20:16,583
then he thought why not just take
another round around Taiwan
1072
01:20:17,292 --> 01:20:20,417
this time, he stopped to picked me up
1073
01:20:24,917 --> 01:20:26,083
what?
1074
01:20:31,875 --> 01:20:33,208
Fuck
1075
01:20:36,125 --> 01:20:37,125
what do you want?
1076
01:20:37,250 --> 01:20:38,542
Hit me back
1077
01:20:42,917 --> 01:20:44,708
what's your freaking problem?
1078
01:20:45,917 --> 01:20:47,417
Idiot?
1079
01:21:06,083 --> 01:21:07,208
I was heart broken
1080
01:21:08,792 --> 01:21:10,667
I had lost shen chia-yi
1081
01:21:12,250 --> 01:21:16,583
there was nothing left in me
1082
01:21:21,583 --> 01:21:24,625
I met quite a lot of girls
after I lost shen chia-yi
1083
01:21:24,750 --> 01:21:27,542
it's just that they all
happened to be Japanese
1084
01:21:27,667 --> 01:21:30,333
for that, I felt there was
something missing in my heart
1085
01:21:31,000 --> 01:21:32,375
sakuragi hanamichi was right
1086
01:21:32,500 --> 01:21:33,976
you can only use one hand, your left hand
1087
01:21:34,000 --> 01:21:36,500
because you need your
right hand on the mouse
1088
01:21:39,750 --> 01:21:42,125
what's the point of us
masturbating all day long?
1089
01:21:42,250 --> 01:21:43,292
Who cares?
1090
01:21:43,417 --> 01:21:44,643
As long as I get to ejaculate, who cares!
1091
01:21:44,667 --> 01:21:46,750
I am coming, I am coming, I am coming!
1092
01:21:47,208 --> 01:21:49,708
Even though getting a
diploma might not be crucial
1093
01:21:50,167 --> 01:21:52,083
but a bachelor degree
seems to be not enough
1094
01:21:52,333 --> 01:21:55,708
I admit that I might be childish,
just like how shen chia-yi described me
1095
01:21:56,125 --> 01:21:57,726
a-ho has been a really good friend of mine
1096
01:21:57,750 --> 01:22:01,208
but I just couldn't bring
myself to congratulate him
1097
01:22:05,833 --> 01:22:07,583
it'd be nice to plan things ahead
1098
01:22:07,708 --> 01:22:10,333
we should start thinking
about graduate schools
1099
01:22:10,458 --> 01:22:12,875
if you really want to be a teacher
1100
01:22:13,000 --> 01:22:15,542
then getting a master of
education would be nice
1101
01:22:16,458 --> 01:22:20,625
at least people will pay
you more in the future
1102
01:23:10,625 --> 01:23:13,958
A-ho was with shen
chia-yi for only five months
1103
01:23:14,417 --> 01:23:17,833
but that was more than enough
to make me jealous like hell
1104
01:24:39,500 --> 01:24:40,500
Fuck, what's happening?
1105
01:24:40,625 --> 01:24:41,833
Shit
1106
01:24:41,958 --> 01:24:46,042
fuck, what's going on!
1107
01:24:46,167 --> 01:24:51,042
Ghost! Ghost! Let's
get the hell out of here!
1108
01:24:53,500 --> 01:24:56,333
Shit... ghost? Where? Where?
1109
01:24:57,667 --> 01:24:58,833
This is crazy, man!
1110
01:24:59,958 --> 01:25:02,601
My mom just called and said that the
hotel next to my house just collapsed
1111
01:25:02,625 --> 01:25:03,893
you are from Taipei, aren't you?
1112
01:25:03,917 --> 01:25:05,667
So the epicenter is in Taipei?
1113
01:25:06,500 --> 01:25:08,601
It's too crowded here, the
system is probably overloaded
1114
01:25:08,625 --> 01:25:11,292
try to give it a shot at
somewhere less crowded
1115
01:25:11,417 --> 01:25:12,792
are you sure?
1116
01:25:12,917 --> 01:25:14,333
I don't know
1117
01:26:42,833 --> 01:26:44,042
Hello
1118
01:26:44,417 --> 01:26:45,417
ko-teng?
1119
01:26:46,375 --> 01:26:47,250
I am safe, don't worry
1120
01:26:47,375 --> 01:26:49,042
everyone is out on the street, though
1121
01:26:49,167 --> 01:26:50,167
thank god
1122
01:26:50,292 --> 01:26:51,809
I heard that the epicenter is in Taipei
1123
01:26:51,833 --> 01:26:53,833
and the whole building collapsed
1124
01:26:56,042 --> 01:26:57,500
anyway
1125
01:26:57,875 --> 01:26:59,625
good to hear that you are safe
1126
01:27:01,333 --> 01:27:02,667
thank you
1127
01:27:10,375 --> 01:27:11,750
Alright then
1128
01:27:12,958 --> 01:27:14,917
I.“beflergo
1129
01:27:15,042 --> 01:27:16,292
wait a minute
1130
01:27:16,417 --> 01:27:17,417
I am touched, really
1131
01:27:17,625 --> 01:27:19,292
yeah right
1132
01:27:19,417 --> 01:27:21,708
you are the girl that I chased for years!
1133
01:27:21,833 --> 01:27:23,309
Who else is going to
share this memory with me
1134
01:27:23,333 --> 01:27:25,625
if you are gone
1135
01:27:26,208 --> 01:27:27,458
hey, come on
1136
01:27:27,583 --> 01:27:29,726
you didn't even try to contact
me in the past two years
1137
01:27:29,750 --> 01:27:31,208
you didn't call either
1138
01:27:31,333 --> 01:27:32,458
how dare you mention it
1139
01:27:34,125 --> 01:27:36,292
so, what have you been doing lately?
1140
01:27:36,417 --> 01:27:37,750
Nothing much, really
1141
01:27:37,875 --> 01:27:39,542
same old thing, studying
1142
01:27:40,167 --> 01:27:41,292
what about you?
1143
01:27:41,417 --> 01:27:43,000
Still skipping classes?
1144
01:27:43,125 --> 01:27:44,375
Of course
1145
01:27:44,500 --> 01:27:46,167
I never liked studying anyway
1146
01:27:46,292 --> 01:27:48,000
I only studied because of you
1147
01:27:48,625 --> 01:27:50,708
wow! So sweet
1148
01:27:51,292 --> 01:27:54,167
we had a long chat that
night, talking about the old days
1149
01:27:55,125 --> 01:27:58,958
the old days when I tried
everything to get closer to her
1150
01:27:59,458 --> 01:28:01,625
so, do you have a boyfriend now?
1151
01:28:02,125 --> 01:28:03,542
It's none of your business
1152
01:28:07,708 --> 01:28:09,208
um...
1153
01:28:09,708 --> 01:28:11,792
I... was with a-ho for a while
1154
01:28:12,333 --> 01:28:13,083
I know
1155
01:28:13,208 --> 01:28:14,333
I heard
1156
01:28:14,458 --> 01:28:15,917
why did you guys split up?
1157
01:28:16,333 --> 01:28:19,053
I didn't want to ask him cause that
just made me want to kick his ass
1158
01:28:19,625 --> 01:28:21,042
was he mean to you?
1159
01:28:21,708 --> 01:28:23,125
Not really
1160
01:28:24,250 --> 01:28:28,292
I just felt that he
didn't like me that much
1161
01:28:29,042 --> 01:28:31,583
no, a-ho was crazy
about you, head over heels!
1162
01:28:33,958 --> 01:28:39,917
Having being loved by you makes
it harder for me to feel other's love
1163
01:28:40,500 --> 01:28:42,583
you are kidding me right?
1164
01:28:43,000 --> 01:28:45,708
Don't ruin it now
1165
01:28:48,958 --> 01:28:50,625
hey, shen chia-yi
1166
01:28:52,500 --> 01:28:53,917
can I ask you a question?
1167
01:28:54,042 --> 01:28:57,375
Why didn't you want to
be with me at that time?
1168
01:28:58,917 --> 01:29:00,708
You know...
1169
01:29:01,458 --> 01:29:03,601
People always say that the most
wonderful time of a relationship
1170
01:29:03,625 --> 01:29:05,417
happens before it really happens
1171
01:29:06,500 --> 01:29:08,292
when two people are together
1172
01:29:08,958 --> 01:29:12,000
the magic vanishes easily
1173
01:29:12,958 --> 01:29:16,917
so I thought it'd be better
if I let you chase me longer
1174
01:29:17,042 --> 01:29:21,375
otherwise, if we got together
right away, it'd be less fun
1175
01:29:21,708 --> 01:29:23,208
man, that's slack!
1176
01:29:30,458 --> 01:29:31,833
Shen chia-yi
1177
01:29:32,750 --> 01:29:35,667
do you believe in parallel universe?
1178
01:29:39,667 --> 01:29:45,375
Maybe in that universe, we are together
1179
01:29:47,125 --> 01:29:48,833
how I envy them
1180
01:29:54,083 --> 01:29:56,625
Thank you for liking me
1181
01:30:01,750 --> 01:30:03,333
Yes
1182
01:30:04,000 --> 01:30:05,920
thank you for letting
me like you in those years
1183
01:30:07,333 --> 01:30:11,083
you are always the apple of my eye
1184
01:30:19,875 --> 01:30:20,893
Then it came to senior year
1185
01:30:20,917 --> 01:30:24,167
everyone around me was
preparing for grad schools
1186
01:30:24,292 --> 01:30:26,667
I had no idea what I
wanted to do at that time
1187
01:30:26,792 --> 01:30:29,958
everyone was studying so
hard and it made me nervous
1188
01:30:30,083 --> 01:30:32,625
so I decided to join them in the library
1189
01:30:34,792 --> 01:30:38,917
and out of the blue, I started
to write stories on my blog
1190
01:31:16,792 --> 01:31:19,667
Tsao didn't make his way to NBA
1191
01:31:19,792 --> 01:31:21,792
he ended up selling second hand cars
1192
01:31:22,500 --> 01:31:23,934
and it turned out he's pretty good at it
1193
01:31:23,958 --> 01:31:26,000
on average, he sells
one car every other day
1194
01:31:26,125 --> 01:31:26,792
unbelievable
1195
01:31:26,917 --> 01:31:28,625
the engine never lies
1196
01:31:28,750 --> 01:31:29,333
here
1197
01:31:29,458 --> 01:31:31,583
put your foot on the gas gently
1198
01:31:38,250 --> 01:31:40,250
Hear that sound?
1199
01:31:40,375 --> 01:31:43,917
It's this powerful before we upgrade it,
can you imagine if we do?
1200
01:31:44,042 --> 01:31:47,083
I bet it is going to run over
2000 rpm when it hits the road
1201
01:31:47,208 --> 01:31:50,208
the horsepower is beyond your imagination
1202
01:31:50,667 --> 01:31:51,907
what do you think? You like it?
1203
01:31:51,958 --> 01:31:52,625
I like it
1204
01:31:52,750 --> 01:31:55,083
well then, how about we
take this beast out for a ride?
1205
01:31:55,208 --> 01:31:56,208
Okay
1206
01:31:56,250 --> 01:31:57,250
go
1207
01:31:58,875 --> 01:32:00,917
Groin passed the government worker's exam
1208
01:32:01,042 --> 01:32:03,917
he is now working as a librarian
1209
01:32:04,042 --> 01:32:06,762
which he gets to play perform magic
to young innocent girls every day
1210
01:32:08,542 --> 01:32:12,542
see this book? Blow on it
1211
01:32:19,542 --> 01:32:20,833
Now, pay attention
1212
01:32:24,500 --> 01:32:26,208
are you nuts?
1213
01:32:26,667 --> 01:32:27,833
Stop there
1214
01:32:28,250 --> 01:32:31,042
a-ho became an insurance sales man
1215
01:32:31,167 --> 01:32:32,583
he loves driving his car
1216
01:32:32,708 --> 01:32:37,375
every day he spends about 12 hours in it,
even though it's tough
1217
01:32:37,500 --> 01:32:39,250
I do believe he will succeed one day
1218
01:32:39,375 --> 01:32:43,333
after all he is the only person
who has officially dated shen chia-yi
1219
01:32:49,042 --> 01:32:50,500
Hello, is this Mr. Lee?
1220
01:32:50,625 --> 01:32:52,625
Yes, speaking
1221
01:32:52,750 --> 01:32:55,542
hi, remember the insurance plan
that I talked to you about last time?
1222
01:32:55,667 --> 01:32:57,393
I have already gathered
all the information for you
1223
01:32:57,417 --> 01:33:01,125
just wondering when is a good time
to pay you a visit in your office
1224
01:33:03,208 --> 01:33:08,708
boner flew to america for graduate school
immediately after his military service
1225
01:33:08,833 --> 01:33:10,625
boner's English sucked
1226
01:33:10,750 --> 01:33:14,292
I don't know how the hell
he had the guts to go to the states
1227
01:33:14,417 --> 01:33:17,708
perhaps he wanted to
masturbate in a different country
1228
01:33:17,833 --> 01:33:21,167
if you can't stand it, just
come back, understand?
1229
01:33:21,292 --> 01:33:23,417
Ma, stop talking nonsense
1230
01:33:23,542 --> 01:33:25,167
I am serious
1231
01:33:25,292 --> 01:33:26,958
if it's too hard, then just come back
1232
01:33:27,083 --> 01:33:29,042
I will not blame you, I promise
1233
01:33:33,125 --> 01:33:35,042
fine, I got it
1234
01:33:40,667 --> 01:33:43,125
Okay, it's dad's turn to say good-bye now
1235
01:33:48,167 --> 01:33:51,917
Two years gone by while boner was overseas
1236
01:33:54,083 --> 01:33:56,125
oh, yes, and there is hu chia-wei
1237
01:34:02,625 --> 01:34:05,042
That girl who always drew
retarded stuff in her books
1238
01:34:05,167 --> 01:34:07,667
she now has another name
1239
01:34:07,792 --> 01:34:09,250
wan wan
1240
01:34:13,917 --> 01:34:16,500
so it proves that those
who realize their dreams
1241
01:34:16,625 --> 01:34:18,542
are often not the most
clever ones in school
1242
01:34:19,000 --> 01:34:22,833
but they are definitely
those who persist till the end
1243
01:34:25,083 --> 01:34:27,583
I am very glad that I was wrong
1244
01:34:32,417 --> 01:34:35,125
when boner came home with a foreign degree
1245
01:34:35,250 --> 01:34:37,208
I received a phone call
1246
01:34:41,667 --> 01:34:42,708
hello
1247
01:34:42,833 --> 01:34:45,125
hello, old friend, are you busy?
1248
01:34:45,625 --> 01:34:46,958
Of course I am busy
1249
01:34:47,583 --> 01:34:51,333
I don't care, there is something
that I want you to be the first to know
1250
01:34:51,875 --> 01:34:52,583
what is it?
1251
01:34:52,708 --> 01:34:55,375
You got time for me to go after you again?
1252
01:34:56,500 --> 01:34:58,625
Not this time, I am afraid
1253
01:34:58,750 --> 01:34:59,917
why?
1254
01:35:10,292 --> 01:35:11,083
Hurry up!
1255
01:35:11,208 --> 01:35:12,500
It's a big day today
1256
01:35:13,250 --> 01:35:15,333
you want to make the bride wait for you?
1257
01:35:22,292 --> 01:35:23,667
Cheers
1258
01:35:25,417 --> 01:35:26,292
regret it now?
1259
01:35:26,417 --> 01:35:29,167
I was so available back then,
but you guys all went for shen chia-yi
1260
01:35:30,000 --> 01:35:31,309
so does that mean I still have a chance?
1261
01:35:31,333 --> 01:35:33,375
You suck!
1262
01:35:34,333 --> 01:35:35,413
I got to tell you something
1263
01:35:35,500 --> 01:35:37,809
I wasn't really serious about chasing
after shen chia-yi before
1264
01:35:37,833 --> 01:35:39,042
why?
1265
01:35:39,167 --> 01:35:41,042
I just didn't want to miss out
1266
01:35:41,167 --> 01:35:43,208
everyone went after her, so I did, too
1267
01:35:47,542 --> 01:35:48,542
in comparison to me
1268
01:35:48,625 --> 01:35:50,667
I must say, you guys are shameless
1269
01:35:50,792 --> 01:35:52,872
she is the bride today,
but none of you is the groom
1270
01:35:52,917 --> 01:35:55,333
how dare you guys show
your faces at this wedding
1271
01:35:55,458 --> 01:35:57,083
shameless!
1272
01:35:57,792 --> 01:35:58,792
Hsu Bo-chun
1273
01:35:58,833 --> 01:35:59,875
kiss my ass
1274
01:36:00,000 --> 01:36:01,292
just drink!
1275
01:36:02,167 --> 01:36:04,167
Oh, please, I have dated her, haven't I?
1276
01:36:04,542 --> 01:36:05,833
That was a scam
1277
01:36:05,958 --> 01:36:07,000
exactly, cheater!
1278
01:36:07,125 --> 01:36:08,125
Hey, let's make a bet
1279
01:36:08,167 --> 01:36:09,625
hey, let's make a bet
1280
01:36:09,750 --> 01:36:10,934
let's do paper, scissors stone
1281
01:36:10,958 --> 01:36:12,333
theloser
1282
01:36:12,458 --> 01:36:17,583
will have to trip the groom
when they walk in later
1283
01:36:17,708 --> 01:36:21,208
what the hell was that? It's embarrassing!
1284
01:36:21,333 --> 01:36:24,875
You guys are mean. Can't you
just show some love to the couple?
1285
01:36:25,125 --> 01:36:26,333
You won't understand
1286
01:36:26,458 --> 01:36:29,417
if you really like a girl
1287
01:36:29,542 --> 01:36:33,250
it is impossible to see her marry
to another guy and still bless them
1288
01:36:33,542 --> 01:36:34,125
that's right
1289
01:36:34,250 --> 01:36:37,500
true love means someone should sneak up
and stabs the groom in the back
1290
01:36:37,625 --> 01:36:39,292
correct
1291
01:36:39,417 --> 01:36:42,625
trip him!
1292
01:37:43,333 --> 01:37:44,833
But I am wrong
1293
01:37:45,375 --> 01:37:49,833
in fact, when you really like
a girl, you'd be happy for her
1294
01:37:50,625 --> 01:37:53,917
when you see her finding her Mr. Right
1295
01:37:54,292 --> 01:37:57,042
you will want them to be together
1296
01:37:57,167 --> 01:38:00,167
and to live happily ever after
1297
01:38:07,417 --> 01:38:08,833
Come closer
1298
01:38:10,167 --> 01:38:11,292
one more, ready
1299
01:38:11,708 --> 01:38:13,000
1,2, 3, go
1300
01:38:13,833 --> 01:38:14,833
ok
1301
01:38:15,625 --> 01:38:19,083
Congratulations, happy marriage
1302
01:38:19,208 --> 01:38:19,792
come, quickly
1303
01:38:19,917 --> 01:38:20,976
I want to stand next to shen chia-yi
1304
01:38:21,000 --> 01:38:22,208
we should take more photos
1305
01:38:25,125 --> 01:38:25,958
how do I look? Get a pretty one for me
1306
01:38:26,083 --> 01:38:28,458
all right. Here it comes
1307
01:38:28,583 --> 01:38:29,667
ready
1308
01:38:31,083 --> 01:38:32,625
ok, one, two, three, go
1309
01:38:33,917 --> 01:38:35,958
one more, one, two, three... done
1310
01:38:37,208 --> 01:38:37,625
ok
1311
01:38:37,750 --> 01:38:38,417
Thank you
1312
01:38:38,542 --> 01:38:41,333
hey, man, we have a suggestion
1313
01:38:41,458 --> 01:38:42,458
about what?
1314
01:38:42,500 --> 01:38:44,540
See, the thing is that we
have loaded you with cash
1315
01:38:44,625 --> 01:38:47,875
don't you think we have
the right to kiss the bride?
1316
01:38:49,125 --> 01:38:52,167
Well, I am fine if she says fine
1317
01:38:55,458 --> 01:38:56,458
well, fine
1318
01:38:59,333 --> 01:39:01,542
wait a minute, wait a minute
1319
01:39:01,667 --> 01:39:04,583
you can kiss the bride
1320
01:39:04,708 --> 01:39:06,500
but you have to kiss me first
1321
01:39:06,625 --> 01:39:08,705
kiss me the way you want
to kiss her, so that's fair
1322
01:39:10,875 --> 01:39:12,458
bullshit!
1323
01:39:12,583 --> 01:39:13,875
What kind of rule is that?
1324
01:39:14,000 --> 01:39:15,250
Yeah, no way
1325
01:39:15,375 --> 01:39:16,542
don't be stingy
1326
01:39:16,667 --> 01:39:18,667
that is not right
1327
01:39:20,292 --> 01:39:21,958
well then... sorry
1328
01:39:22,083 --> 01:39:24,000
ha, ha... look at yourself, guys
1329
01:40:25,667 --> 01:40:26,875
What?
1330
01:40:28,208 --> 01:40:29,625
Thank you for yesterday
1331
01:40:30,750 --> 01:40:31,625
are you for real?
1332
01:40:31,750 --> 01:40:33,333
A quiz made out of love...
1333
01:40:35,667 --> 01:40:37,000
You made so many mistakes
1334
01:40:37,125 --> 01:40:39,765
you did the problems without
reading the exercise book, didn't you?
1335
01:40:46,167 --> 01:40:47,167
Shen chia-yi
1336
01:40:47,292 --> 01:40:48,809
you were so cool when you shouted at him
1337
01:40:48,833 --> 01:40:50,417
you look so pretty when you cry, too
1338
01:41:13,583 --> 01:41:17,042
Even though we are
not seeing each other yet
1339
01:41:17,167 --> 01:41:20,333
but those guys who you don't even know
1340
01:41:20,458 --> 01:41:22,333
can you not let them hold your hands?
1341
01:41:22,917 --> 01:41:24,292
I haven't even held them myself
1342
01:41:38,250 --> 01:41:40,708
You held this game and got yourself hurt
1343
01:41:40,833 --> 01:41:42,458
how can you be so childish?
1344
01:41:42,792 --> 01:41:43,958
Childish?
1345
01:41:46,250 --> 01:41:47,250
Yes, childish
1346
01:41:47,375 --> 01:41:48,735
very childish and totally immature
1347
01:42:02,208 --> 01:42:03,458
Idiot
1348
01:42:03,583 --> 01:42:05,917
yes, I am an idiot
1349
01:42:08,958 --> 01:42:10,458
moron
1350
01:42:10,583 --> 01:42:13,143
only a moron can keep on trying
to chase you for such a long time
1351
01:42:14,417 --> 01:42:16,208
you don't understand anything
1352
01:42:16,333 --> 01:42:18,208
you're right, I don't!
1353
01:42:58,208 --> 01:42:59,250
Sorry
1354
01:42:59,375 --> 01:43:00,875
I was the immature one
1355
01:43:18,458 --> 01:43:22,417
Being able to solve these tricky math
questions does not help anything in life!
1356
01:43:22,542 --> 01:43:23,583
You want to bet?
1357
01:43:23,708 --> 01:43:26,542
I won't even know what
“log” means ten years later
1358
01:43:26,667 --> 01:43:28,292
and it doesn't make my life any harder
1359
01:43:28,417 --> 01:43:29,542
emmmm
1360
01:43:31,000 --> 01:43:32,292
you don't believe me
1361
01:43:32,417 --> 01:43:33,500
I do believe you
1362
01:43:33,625 --> 01:43:35,583
then, why do you still work so hard?
1363
01:43:36,625 --> 01:43:39,208
You don't expect returns
from everything you do
1364
01:43:52,833 --> 01:43:54,542
Do you want to know the answer?
1365
01:43:57,000 --> 01:44:01,625
If ko ching-teng comes
and confesses to me I will be very happy
1366
01:44:08,667 --> 01:44:11,042
Shen chia-yi
1367
01:44:11,167 --> 01:44:14,750
I like you very much
1368
01:44:21,417 --> 01:44:23,250
How I envy them
1369
01:44:27,458 --> 01:44:29,458
thank you for liking me
1370
01:44:56,208 --> 01:44:58,328
Well then, I am just going
to keep on acting childish
1371
01:44:59,875 --> 01:45:01,458
sure, why not!
1372
01:45:31,208 --> 01:45:32,583
Hey, Yankees
1373
01:45:32,958 --> 01:45:34,167
yeah!
1374
01:45:36,083 --> 01:45:37,083
A- chian
1375
01:45:52,583 --> 01:45:53,792
Hey, ko-teng
1376
01:45:54,167 --> 01:45:57,500
have you thought about writing our story?
1377
01:45:58,875 --> 01:46:00,500
Of course I did!
1378
01:46:01,167 --> 01:46:03,917
I just haven't come up a
good name to start with
1379
01:46:05,750 --> 01:46:08,250
hey, can you leave out the part
which I was masturbating?
1380
01:46:10,167 --> 01:46:11,917
Sorry man... that has to be in the story
1381
01:46:12,833 --> 01:46:14,458
if you really are going to write it
1382
01:46:15,667 --> 01:46:17,867
don't forget to let your readers
know how handsome I am
1383
01:46:18,667 --> 01:46:21,101
by the way, can you put in some
dating advertisements for me, too!
1384
01:46:21,125 --> 01:46:23,005
Come on, I thought you
are going after wan wan?
1385
01:46:25,042 --> 01:46:26,125
Haha, doesn't really matter
1386
01:48:22,250 --> 01:48:25,167
This is the last image
we shot before wrapping up shooting
1387
01:48:25,292 --> 01:48:27,958
the director conspired
with the make-up artist to prank the cast
1388
01:48:28,083 --> 01:48:30,958
and painted Michelle chen's face into...
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