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Oh great and mighty Rapu.
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We pray to you.
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For water and sustenance.
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I pray to you, not for me...
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But for my daughter.
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I'm tired.
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Ah, what do we have here?
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Look at it...
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It's gobbling up all my fruit.
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Rapu.
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Bringer of light.
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Oh, it's one of mine.
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I am Gorr.
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The last of your disciples.
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We have lost everything, my lord.
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The land is dry.
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All life is lost.
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But our faith in you never wavered.
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And now we await the promise...
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of the eternal reward.
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Is this why you celebrate?
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He thinks there's an eternal reward.
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No...
No, sorry.
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There's no eternal reward for you, dog!
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What we're celebrating is a fresh kill.
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We just vanquished the holder of the Necrosword.
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Before he could harm any other gods with that cursed blade.
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- You see...
- He threatened to end my entire empire.
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Please lord...
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Your empire is already ended.
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There's no one left to worship you.
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There'll be more followers to replace you.
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There always are.
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We have suffered...
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And we have starved.
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My daughter died...
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in your name.
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And well, you should.
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Suffering for your gods is your only purpose.
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There's nothing for you after death...
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...except death!
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You are not god.
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I renounce you.
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Now, your meaningless life...
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...finally does have a purpose.
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To sacrifice yourself to me.
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So it's revenge you seek...
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Kill all the gods.
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Go to Eternity.
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It's revenge you seek.
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Summon the Bifrost...
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Go to Eternity...
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Summon the Bifrost...
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Go to Eternity.
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So the sword chose you...
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But you are now cursed.
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Funny...
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It doesn't feel like a curse.
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It feels like a promise.
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So this is my vow...
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All gods will die.
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Come, gather round...
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And listen to the legend of the Space Viking.
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a.k.a. "The God of Thunder".
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a.k.a. "Thor Odinson".
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Raised in the way of the Warrior...
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Thor was taught to help bring balance.
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Fighting the good fight, for those who can't
fight good.
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He grew.
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And he grew.
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And he grew.
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He was sensitive, like a smile.
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And his loving nature did not discriminate.
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He once loved a swashbuckling Passionista.
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Another time, he loved a wolf woman...
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on a woman wolf.
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But Thor's one true love was an Earth woman named Jane Fonda.
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Oh, wait, no...
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Jane Foster.
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But sadly...
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In the battle for love, Thor lost.
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In fact,
he lost a lot of people in those days.
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His mum.
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His dad.
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And that guy.
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And that guy...
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And whoever that is.
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And Heimdall.
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And his brother.
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And his brother again.
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And again.
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Poor Thor had to watch
his planet explode.
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And then he said,"What have I done?"
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it seemed that everything and everyone he loved, he lost.
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And so he hid his heart behind a big, fleshy bod...
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So it could never be broken again.
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But just because he was done loving,
didn't mean he was done fighting.
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He teamed up with
the Guardians of the Galaxy...
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and set off on some
classic Thor adventures.
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He got in shape...
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Putting in the hard yards...
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Turning pains into gains...
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And never skipping leg day.
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He went from dad bod to god bod
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But beneath his god bod...
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There was still still a sad bod,
just trying to get out.
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Because all of the bods that
Thor had worn over the years...
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Couldn't hide the pain
that he was feeling on the inside.
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So, he gave up his search for love.
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Accepting that he was
only good for one thing.
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Waiting in quiet contemplation
for someone to say...
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Thor...
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We need your help
to win this battle.
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Thor...
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We need your help
to win this battle.
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Let's go.
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Oh, okay.
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Come on, Stormbreaker.
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Let's hurry, okay?
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People are dying.
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See you down there.
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Hurry up!
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Gimme those!
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You're gonna break 'em.
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- I am Groot!
- Oh, you got sap all over it.
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Hello, everybody!
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Well, well...
Look who it is!
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- How are we doing, guys?
- Horrible!
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We're all going to die!
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You said this planet
would be a relaxing holiday.
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I said it was going to
be like a relaxing holiday.
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Well, look at our resplendent skyscape,
three suns are setting.
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What can be more relaxing than that?
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An actual holiday!
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Die, mutant scum!
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- God of Thunder!
- King Yakan.
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You have finally joined our fight.
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Well, as they say,
better late than not at all.
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It is very nice.
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As you know, we
used to live in the peaceful oasis.
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- But then, our gods were murdered.
- Murdered?
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And now, our sacred temple
has been left unguarded...
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And Habooska's hordes took control
of its power.
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It is our most sacred shrine he desecrates.
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Not for long.
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King Yakan...
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Tell them what happened here today.
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Tell of the time that Thor...
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And his ragtag, motley crew of misfit
desperados...
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Found the time to battle and etch their names in history.
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The odds may be against us...
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- But I'll tell you this for free.
- Here it comes.
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This ends here, and now!
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He's not going to go into the temple, is
he, no...
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Well done, everybody.
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We can collectively take credit for that,
because we worked as a team.
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We used our hearts and
our minds to defeat the enemy...
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With minimal loss or damage.
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What a classic Thor adventure.
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Hurrah!
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Good book?
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Yeah.
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I wrote it.
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You're...
You're Dr. Jane Foster?
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I am.
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- Hi!
- Hi!
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How's the Einstein-Rosen bridge?
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It's tough.
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- Yeah.
- Really tough.
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It's...you need a 3D model.
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You ever see Event Horizon?
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No.
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- Interstellar?
- No.
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That movie explains
everything really clearly.
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Um, alright.
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The Einstein-Rosen
bridge folds space...
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So that point A and point B coexist
in space and time, like that.
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You just ruined your own book.
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Yeah, but now you understand wormholes.
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- You watch those movies.
- Okay.
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Saw the hot Cheetos.
Had to get it.
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So how's uh...
How's it going?
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It's going amazing.
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Have you...
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Told anyone else besides me?
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When people find out
they start acting weird.
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They're just...
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different.
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I don't need that in my life right now.
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Anyway, it's not that serious.
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Jane, it's stage four.
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Out of like, how many stages?
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- Four.
- That we know about.
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Oh, you have uh...
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Somewhere else you gotta be right now,
that's more important than chemo?
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No...
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You're trying to get back
to the lab, aren't you?
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- I have a few ideas I'm trying.
- Okay, no. Time out.
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I know you think your lab work
is something you have to do.
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Otherwise, you're letting
down all of civilization, but...
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You're not getting what the universe
is actually trying to tell you...
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So let me translate.
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Slow.
Down.
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You need your energy to fight this thing.
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I'll fight it my way, okay?
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Well, FYI...
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"My way" does not have
to equal alone in a lab.
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Maybe it's time to play
the Space Viking card.
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- It's not a card.
- Yes, it is.
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- There's no card.
- There's a card.
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It's tall, it's blonde,
and it's gorgeous.
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It is a handsome card.
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Jane, are you sure?
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I will figure this out...
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By myself.
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Results are just
coming back the same.
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I'm afraid the chemo
has very little effect.
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I'm so sorry, Jane.
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If there's anything I can do
or if you just wanna talk, call me.
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Smell like a king...
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Because you're worthy.
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Old Spice.
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Cut!
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Look at this place.
It's beautiful, home.
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Yes, home, Father.
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- We're here to take you home.
- Yes.
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To Planet Asgard.
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Asgard is not a planet, my sons.
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It is a people.
It is you.
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And now it is time for me
to pass on to the spirit realm.
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I will take my place
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in the great banqueting hall of Valhalla,
the resting place of the gods.
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Oh, one more thing.
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You have a sister.
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And so now I turn into godly
stardust and say farewell.
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Oh, look.
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Do you see?
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It's happened.
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I've disappeared.
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- No!
- Father!
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But wait, brother!
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An ominous portal has appeared behind us.
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Transform!
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I am Hela,
Goddess of Death.
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Now, I return to Asgard, to stake my
claim as the rightful heir to the throne.
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And no one will stop me!
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Join me or die.
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- We'll never join you, witch.
- Mjölnir.
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Impossible!
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I broke your hammer!
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Time to die!
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- Bifrost!
- Bifrost!
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You can almost feel the power
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of these magnificent and immovable stones.
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Okay, let's head back to the village...
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where we can drink
some real Asgardian mead.
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Come on.
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God of Disaster...
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We thank you.
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We feared we would be at war forever
without the protection of our gods.
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But now, peace shall reign.
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In return for your service,
please accept these gifts.
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It is tradition, the protectors of our
world are bestowed with great beasts.
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- Giant goats?
- Oh, look at those. They are wonderful.
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Korg, look at that.
I think they're beautiful.
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King Yakan,
thank you so much.
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Listen um...
about the temple.
268
00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:10,320
- I don't want to talk about the temple.
- I know, but if we were to talk about it.
269
00:22:10,350 --> 00:22:13,020
- I think it's important to...
- It's making me sad and mad.
270
00:22:13,044 --> 00:22:14,426
Okay, I'll stop talking.
271
00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:15,810
Don't forget the goats.
272
00:22:15,830 --> 00:22:18,390
Which you accepted and now must take with you.
273
00:22:18,410 --> 00:22:19,440
No backsies.
274
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:22,010
Aww, they are beautiful.
275
00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:23,430
Yes, they are beautiful.
276
00:22:24,650 --> 00:22:26,930
- They also scream quite a lot.
- They'll be fine.
277
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,980
We need to find the damn remote, so
we can download the distress signal.
278
00:22:32,010 --> 00:22:34,620
Well then retrace your steps.
Where did you put the remote?
279
00:22:34,650 --> 00:22:35,680
One of the goats
probably ate it.
280
00:22:35,700 --> 00:22:37,610
The goats didn't eat the remote.
Don't be ridiculous.
281
00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:38,910
I ain't digging through that crap.
282
00:22:38,930 --> 00:22:40,880
Unload them.
283
00:22:40,900 --> 00:22:43,200
- If you need me, let's pull over.
- Found the remote.
284
00:22:43,220 --> 00:22:44,740
I'm putting them down.
285
00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:45,500
Me too!
286
00:22:45,530 --> 00:22:47,040
No, it's not working.
It's not charged.
287
00:22:47,060 --> 00:22:48,610
Well maybe, you need
to find the charger.
288
00:22:48,634 --> 00:22:50,634
- Get out of the way!
- Whoa, whoa whoa!
289
00:22:52,060 --> 00:22:54,020
- Korg, you okay?
- Yeah, bro. All good.
290
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:55,280
Alright.
Everybody, just relax.
291
00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:56,510
The goats are going
to be fine.
292
00:22:56,530 --> 00:22:58,320
If not, we can just use them for meat.
293
00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:01,850
-ting people.
Meet-ing people.
294
00:23:01,850 --> 00:23:03,370
They're a great conversation starter.
295
00:23:03,371 --> 00:23:05,775
And I've been told you can summon them
with a special whistle.
296
00:23:05,900 --> 00:23:07,290
It goes something like this.
297
00:23:07,420 --> 00:23:08,230
No, that's not it.
298
00:23:08,580 --> 00:23:09,310
No, that's not it.
299
00:23:09,670 --> 00:23:10,990
No, that's not it, you have a go.
300
00:23:11,914 --> 00:23:12,736
No, that's not it.
301
00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:14,430
- Oh, hey, guys!
- Kraglin!
302
00:23:15,130 --> 00:23:16,300
You've been here
this whole time?
303
00:23:16,300 --> 00:23:18,170
Yeah, you said to
stay with the ship.
304
00:23:18,170 --> 00:23:20,210
This is Glenda.
We're married.
305
00:23:21,250 --> 00:23:22,380
I am Groot.
306
00:23:22,410 --> 00:23:24,980
What did we tell you about
jumping into new relationships?
307
00:23:25,380 --> 00:23:26,880
- That I shouldn't be that.
- Yeah!
308
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:29,080
You can't be get married on
every single planet we land on.
309
00:23:29,410 --> 00:23:30,460
I am Groot.
310
00:23:31,490 --> 00:23:32,340
Finally!
311
00:23:32,990 --> 00:23:34,810
Alright, here we go.
"Distress Calls".
312
00:23:35,720 --> 00:23:38,330
Please help us!
The God Butcher has found us!
313
00:23:38,360 --> 00:23:39,400
God Butcher?
314
00:23:39,420 --> 00:23:41,600
- He left us hanging.
- It's a warning!
315
00:23:41,630 --> 00:23:43,160
All of these gods murdered.
316
00:23:43,180 --> 00:23:45,160
Our greatest champions...
317
00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:47,100
Now laid to waste.
318
00:23:47,120 --> 00:23:48,430
The horror.
319
00:23:48,460 --> 00:23:50,060
Who could have done something like this?
320
00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:52,490
- Thor, where are you?
- Wait, wait, wait.
321
00:23:52,510 --> 00:23:53,930
What was that?
Go, go, go back.
322
00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:56,130
Play that one.
323
00:23:57,550 --> 00:23:58,860
Thor, where are you?
324
00:23:58,890 --> 00:24:00,560
- Sif.
- We need you here.
325
00:24:01,210 --> 00:24:03,150
Well, my friend is in danger.
We must go at once.
326
00:24:03,610 --> 00:24:04,890
Start the ship, my friends.
327
00:24:04,910 --> 00:24:06,710
Oh. Maybe,
we should split up.
328
00:24:06,970 --> 00:24:08,430
So many people to save, I mean.
329
00:24:08,450 --> 00:24:11,360
Look at all these distress... calls.
330
00:24:14,950 --> 00:24:17,140
Thor, you gonna be okay?
331
00:24:17,590 --> 00:24:20,350
I admire your commitment to each other.
It's a beautiful thing.
332
00:24:20,630 --> 00:24:22,300
Alas, it's something
I'll never have.
333
00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:24,290
Buddy, if I may
334
00:24:24,310 --> 00:24:25,110
You may.
335
00:24:26,900 --> 00:24:30,350
After thousands of years of living, you
don't seem to know who the hell you are.
336
00:24:30,370 --> 00:24:31,890
I've been lost before.
337
00:24:32,810 --> 00:24:34,880
But then I found meaning,
I found love.
338
00:24:35,710 --> 00:24:38,310
And yeah, It got taken
from me, and god, that hurts.
339
00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:42,650
But that shitty feeling is
better than feeling empty.
340
00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:47,750
My hope for you is that one day,
you will find something...
341
00:24:48,230 --> 00:24:50,640
To make you feel this shitty.
342
00:24:50,660 --> 00:24:51,910
I have loved before.
343
00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:53,600
It didn't work out.
344
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:57,410
They either die a brutal death or
they dump you with a handwritten letter.
345
00:24:57,430 --> 00:25:00,470
I don't know which is worse, but it's
why I keep everyone at arm's length.
346
00:25:03,670 --> 00:25:05,590
You've grown too attached, damn it!
I knew this would happen.
347
00:25:05,610 --> 00:25:06,810
You must go!
348
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:08,410
I'll find, Sif.
349
00:25:08,430 --> 00:25:09,780
You answer the other calls.
350
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:11,350
The Galaxy needs its guardians.
351
00:25:11,350 --> 00:25:13,980
- Cool, yeah. We were just leaving.
- Shhh, I know it hurts.
352
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,210
But it's better this way.
You have to trust me.
353
00:25:16,620 --> 00:25:18,520
To ease the pain,
why don't you uh...
354
00:25:19,300 --> 00:25:22,340
Take this ship here,
as a parting farewell gift.
355
00:25:22,360 --> 00:25:23,570
Oh, you're giving me my ship?
356
00:25:23,590 --> 00:25:25,530
Yes, she's yours.
357
00:25:25,530 --> 00:25:28,160
May you make as many
memories with her as I have.
358
00:25:28,190 --> 00:25:30,110
She's a temperamental old lass,
359
00:25:30,130 --> 00:25:32,400
but will serve you well,
in a tight pickle.
360
00:25:32,430 --> 00:25:33,510
- I'll start the ship.
- Thank you.
361
00:25:33,540 --> 00:25:35,040
Goodbye, old friend.
362
00:25:35,700 --> 00:25:37,130
Human handshake.
363
00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:39,360
Asgardian shake.
364
00:25:39,390 --> 00:25:42,400
Into the snake that
you cannot trust.
365
00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:47,890
- Really dragging this out...
- To finish, the classic Asgardian high one.
366
00:25:51,450 --> 00:25:54,170
- Let's go.
- Take care of my crew.
367
00:25:54,190 --> 00:25:55,230
It's going to be
hard for them.
368
00:25:55,230 --> 00:25:57,520
- Hurry up!
- Not her.
369
00:25:57,540 --> 00:25:59,870
Remember what I told you.
370
00:25:59,900 --> 00:26:02,240
You ever feel lost?
371
00:26:02,270 --> 00:26:05,010
Just look into the eyes
of the people that you love.
372
00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:07,130
They'll tell you exactly who you are.
373
00:26:11,340 --> 00:26:12,450
Alright, bye.
374
00:26:15,940 --> 00:26:18,980
Wadsworth, let's bring to the good
memories. (?)
375
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:23,190
We Asgardians say, "May you travel
with the speed of Odin's ravens".
376
00:26:23,210 --> 00:26:25,810
I'll see you in Valhalla
where we shall drink mead, and...
377
00:26:28,150 --> 00:26:28,970
They're gone.
378
00:26:28,990 --> 00:26:30,860
Alone again, just me and you.
379
00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:31,850
Stormbreaker!
380
00:26:32,930 --> 00:26:34,650
Watch out ya freakin' crazy ax.
381
00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:39,780
So what do we do now, bro?
382
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:41,040
Let's go get Sif.
383
00:26:56,540 --> 00:26:58,580
Who or what is that?
384
00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:01,890
Falligar,
God of the Phaligarians.
385
00:27:02,250 --> 00:27:04,970
One of the nicest
gods you'll ever meet.
386
00:27:05,394 --> 00:27:07,394
Oh, no.
387
00:27:15,890 --> 00:27:18,370
Sif!
It's me, Thor.
388
00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:19,810
Odinson.
389
00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:21,180
You're missing an arm.
390
00:27:21,210 --> 00:27:22,400
Let me get you home.
391
00:27:22,420 --> 00:27:23,310
No!
392
00:27:23,310 --> 00:27:24,560
Leave me here.
393
00:27:24,580 --> 00:27:26,650
I want to die a warrior's death.
394
00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:28,890
On the battlefield, in battle.
395
00:27:28,890 --> 00:27:32,420
And then I can claim my place in Valhalla.
396
00:27:32,420 --> 00:27:34,010
Oh, I hate to break it to you.
397
00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:35,790
But for a warrior
to get into Valhalla,
398
00:27:35,810 --> 00:27:37,930
you have to die in the battle.
399
00:27:37,930 --> 00:27:40,340
- You survived.
- Oh, shit!
400
00:27:40,360 --> 00:27:42,610
Maybe, your arm is in Valhalla.
401
00:27:44,330 --> 00:27:45,940
What happened to you?
402
00:27:45,970 --> 00:27:47,480
I've been hunting a madman.
403
00:27:47,510 --> 00:27:48,950
I followed him here but
404
00:27:48,970 --> 00:27:51,410
- It was a trap.
- Who is this madman?
405
00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:53,810
The God Butcher
is coming.
406
00:27:53,810 --> 00:27:56,410
He seeks the extinction of the gods.
407
00:27:56,410 --> 00:27:58,070
Asgard is next.
408
00:29:48,460 --> 00:29:51,550
- Look, it's Thor! Thor!
- Take Sif to the infirmary.
409
00:29:52,370 --> 00:29:54,170
Hey! Who'd you piss off now?
410
00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:54,930
It's not my fault.
411
00:29:54,950 --> 00:29:57,030
I've never even seen these things,
whatever the hell they are.
412
00:29:57,030 --> 00:29:58,170
Welcome back.
413
00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:25,010
Who's the new guy?
414
00:30:25,030 --> 00:30:27,510
Oh, that guy...
You're gonna love that guy.
415
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:43,670
Mjölnir.
416
00:30:43,690 --> 00:30:44,290
Mjölnir!
417
00:30:44,310 --> 00:30:45,710
It's me, Thor.
418
00:30:45,730 --> 00:30:46,830
Have you seen my hammer?
419
00:30:47,580 --> 00:30:48,660
Mjölnir, here boy.
420
00:30:50,620 --> 00:30:51,380
Mjölnir?
421
00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:57,240
Mjölnir.
422
00:31:01,770 --> 00:31:04,280
You're back.
423
00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:09,040
Mjölnir!
424
00:31:36,930 --> 00:31:38,610
'Scuse me.
Hello.
425
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:40,070
That's my hammer you've got there.
426
00:31:41,250 --> 00:31:42,250
and that's my look.
427
00:31:50,230 --> 00:31:51,230
Hey!
428
00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:55,260
Enough tomfoolery, wench.
429
00:31:55,290 --> 00:31:57,530
You take off that mask
and reveal yourself.
430
00:31:57,554 --> 00:31:58,554
C'mon.
431
00:32:00,450 --> 00:32:01,300
Hey.
432
00:32:01,890 --> 00:32:02,770
Jane?!
433
00:32:08,970 --> 00:32:12,260
Let me tell you the
legend of Thor and Jane.
434
00:32:13,500 --> 00:32:15,310
He was a God of Thunder.
435
00:32:15,330 --> 00:32:17,790
And she, a woman of science.
436
00:32:18,780 --> 00:32:21,070
And although they were
from different worlds...
437
00:32:22,980 --> 00:32:25,150
Somehow, it just made sense.
438
00:32:26,050 --> 00:32:29,540
And together, they embarked
on a journey of love.
439
00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:37,690
Thor taught Jane
the way of the warrior.
440
00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:42,640
And Jane taught Thor
the way of the people.
441
00:32:44,070 --> 00:32:48,380
And as time passed, their
love grew deeper and deeper.
442
00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:53,450
She's incredible,
isn't she, Mjölnir?
443
00:32:56,130 --> 00:32:59,700
I need you to promise me that
you'll always protect her.
444
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:02,660
I love you too, buddy.
445
00:33:04,650 --> 00:33:07,650
A love that deep has a way
of becoming magical.
446
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:15,520
Thor set his sights towards a future
and all it might hold.
447
00:33:20,100 --> 00:33:24,950
But the more he pondered a life with Jane,
the more he feared losing that life.
448
00:33:24,970 --> 00:33:27,410
And although Jane didn't want to admit it,
449
00:33:27,410 --> 00:33:29,610
she was scared of loss as well.
450
00:33:33,500 --> 00:33:35,730
And so, they built walls between them.
451
00:33:36,390 --> 00:33:38,980
Thor got busy,
saving humanity.
452
00:33:39,350 --> 00:33:40,350
Heimdall!
453
00:33:41,910 --> 00:33:44,630
And Jane got busy, doing the same.
454
00:33:44,660 --> 00:33:45,660
Real busy.
455
00:33:46,260 --> 00:33:49,360
And eventually, the space
between them grew and grew
456
00:33:49,390 --> 00:33:51,550
Until it became too wide to bear.
457
00:33:57,360 --> 00:33:58,810
Something had to give.
458
00:33:58,810 --> 00:34:02,870
I have to stay up all night,
to go through this data, okay?
459
00:34:02,900 --> 00:34:04,980
I have to stay up all night
and clean all of this up.
460
00:34:04,980 --> 00:34:06,800
There's two plates!
461
00:34:06,824 --> 00:34:08,324
There's two plates and two forks...
462
00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:13,490
And then one night,
it did give.
463
00:34:15,060 --> 00:34:16,530
Jane wrote a note.
464
00:34:17,890 --> 00:34:19,630
And Thor read that note.
465
00:34:21,730 --> 00:34:24,510
And their legend
suddenly became myth.
466
00:34:25,970 --> 00:34:27,370
Or so they thought.
467
00:34:31,170 --> 00:34:32,430
You okay?
468
00:34:32,610 --> 00:34:33,930
Uh, heh.
469
00:34:33,950 --> 00:34:35,630
It's a little, uh, hot, and...
470
00:34:36,310 --> 00:34:37,850
I suddenly feel...
471
00:34:37,870 --> 00:34:40,590
It's claustrophobic
with the, the helmet, it's....
472
00:34:45,050 --> 00:34:45,880
How?!
473
00:34:48,830 --> 00:34:50,660
Can we talk about this later?
474
00:34:50,660 --> 00:34:51,720
Yeah, sure.
475
00:34:51,990 --> 00:34:53,300
Great seeing you!
476
00:34:54,810 --> 00:34:56,090
What?
477
00:35:43,060 --> 00:35:45,230
Hey! Is that the Necrosword?
478
00:35:45,260 --> 00:35:48,030
That's cool. I've only ever
read about it in stories.
479
00:35:48,050 --> 00:35:51,120
Then, you know
this is going to hurt.
480
00:35:51,530 --> 00:35:52,460
Pain.
481
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:54,880
What is pain, but a construct
invented by the weak.
482
00:35:54,900 --> 00:35:56,370
Oh, okay!
That's very sharp!
483
00:36:06,060 --> 00:36:06,890
Ready?
484
00:36:07,470 --> 00:36:10,840
Don't touch my thing.
485
00:36:37,330 --> 00:36:38,900
Yeah, you better run, you coward.
486
00:36:58,340 --> 00:37:01,350
The children! They're taking the children!
487
00:37:01,570 --> 00:37:03,620
- Mommy!
- Mommy!
488
00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:05,000
- Dad!
- Mom!
489
00:37:05,020 --> 00:37:05,840
Mom!
490
00:37:29,370 --> 00:37:32,660
Shadow monsters,
disgusting.
491
00:37:35,790 --> 00:37:38,030
I flew around the world twice, nothing.
492
00:37:38,030 --> 00:37:40,750
Cowards must have run away.
We'll find them.
493
00:37:43,830 --> 00:37:45,940
- Quite a reunion, huh?
- Ah, you're telling me.
494
00:37:45,940 --> 00:37:48,100
What's it been like?
Three, four years?
495
00:37:48,100 --> 00:37:50,580
Eight years, seven months and six days.
496
00:37:50,610 --> 00:37:51,780
I haven't forgotten.
497
00:37:51,780 --> 00:37:54,710
The last time I saw you or
didn't see you, because you left.
498
00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:58,010
It's kind of an oversimplification
to say that I left.
499
00:37:58,030 --> 00:38:00,250
Ah, no, you left.
You did.
500
00:38:00,250 --> 00:38:02,590
You wrote me
a beautiful handwritten letter.
501
00:38:02,590 --> 00:38:03,650
I should know,
I was there.
502
00:38:04,420 --> 00:38:05,930
- You weren't there, actually.
- I was.
503
00:38:05,950 --> 00:38:07,370
Hence the note...
504
00:38:08,990 --> 00:38:12,800
And if you weren't there to see me
leave, then maybe it was you that left.
505
00:38:13,310 --> 00:38:14,310
Fair point.
506
00:38:15,430 --> 00:38:17,250
- Not that it matters, like...
- No.
507
00:38:17,270 --> 00:38:18,820
- Who's keeping track, right?
- Yeah.
508
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:21,460
I suppose we both left and both got left.
509
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:23,000
Now, you're leaving again.
510
00:38:24,270 --> 00:38:27,120
Miek, we need detailed
accounts from all the witnesses.
511
00:38:27,150 --> 00:38:29,920
Darryl, get me all the names of the
children who've been lost.
512
00:38:29,950 --> 00:38:32,520
Your Majesty, my daughter's been taken.
513
00:38:32,550 --> 00:38:34,300
And she'll be found.
514
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:37,140
Guys, they're bleeding!
Get them to the infirmary, now!
515
00:38:37,170 --> 00:38:38,960
- Darryl!
- Majesty.
516
00:38:38,980 --> 00:38:42,330
Should we start working on a
performance of this entire debacle?
517
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:43,890
The people need entertainment.
518
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:45,760
Particularly now,
in times of crisis.
519
00:38:45,761 --> 00:38:46,436
Particularly.
520
00:38:49,220 --> 00:38:50,540
I did not hear a "no".
521
00:38:51,250 --> 00:38:52,290
Nor did I.
522
00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:53,750
Asgard, at night.
523
00:38:53,770 --> 00:38:55,100
We open on some
sleeping children.
524
00:38:59,030 --> 00:39:01,780
So that's the ex-girlfriend, is it?
525
00:39:01,780 --> 00:39:04,190
- The old ex-girlfriend.
- Jodie Foster.
526
00:39:04,210 --> 00:39:07,080
- Jane Foster.
- The one that got away.
527
00:39:07,100 --> 00:39:08,270
The one that got away.
528
00:39:08,290 --> 00:39:10,150
- That means escaped.
- Yeah.
529
00:39:10,740 --> 00:39:11,620
Yeah.
530
00:39:11,650 --> 00:39:14,000
Must be hard for you
to see your ex-girlfriend
531
00:39:14,020 --> 00:39:17,320
and your ex-hammer hanging out
and getting on so well.
532
00:39:20,910 --> 00:39:22,060
What you up to, bro?
533
00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:24,120
Come on.
534
00:39:24,650 --> 00:39:25,950
Come to daddy.
535
00:39:27,270 --> 00:39:29,270
Come on, Mjölnir.
536
00:39:30,770 --> 00:39:33,840
Hey, there you are!
537
00:39:33,870 --> 00:39:35,390
Hey!
538
00:39:35,410 --> 00:39:37,420
- I was just calling you.
- ...Start an army.
539
00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:38,110
With what?
540
00:39:38,140 --> 00:39:41,320
- Half our soldiers are dead.
- Half our soldiers are always dead.
541
00:39:41,350 --> 00:39:43,230
- Everyone, please. Go home.
- Where are the children?
542
00:39:43,260 --> 00:39:44,420
And I promise you,
we'll have news soon.
543
00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:45,040
- I don't know.
- Can't go far.
544
00:39:45,060 --> 00:39:46,080
I think the worst has happened.
545
00:39:46,100 --> 00:39:47,150
She'll find them.
546
00:39:50,390 --> 00:39:51,290
You know what?
547
00:39:54,030 --> 00:39:55,130
Asgard!
548
00:40:03,650 --> 00:40:06,260
My friends,
we must not quarrel.
549
00:40:07,380 --> 00:40:10,630
In times like this, we need
to unite, come together,
550
00:40:10,660 --> 00:40:12,290
and see what's happening here.
551
00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:14,820
We're afraid.
552
00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:15,940
Hm?
553
00:40:15,970 --> 00:40:16,900
Scared.
554
00:40:18,390 --> 00:40:19,800
Afraid.
555
00:40:19,820 --> 00:40:20,860
Anxious.
556
00:40:22,390 --> 00:40:26,720
If we are to find the children,
we must first look within ourselves.
557
00:40:26,740 --> 00:40:27,840
I am sorry. Miek.
558
00:40:27,870 --> 00:40:31,400
It's very hard to give a rousing
speech with the eh-eh-eh noise.
559
00:40:31,420 --> 00:40:31,970
What are you doing?
560
00:40:31,970 --> 00:40:34,490
- She's taking minutes.
- Well, precious minutes. We don't have.
561
00:40:35,290 --> 00:40:36,340
Want the kids back?
562
00:40:37,410 --> 00:40:38,450
I'll be back in a minute.
563
00:40:40,240 --> 00:40:41,520
You write that down, Miek.
564
00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:56,330
Stormbreaker,
what are you doing?
565
00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:58,030
Is this about Mjölnir?
566
00:40:58,050 --> 00:40:59,090
Everyone out!
567
00:41:02,020 --> 00:41:03,030
Couldn't find 'em.
568
00:41:03,030 --> 00:41:04,360
Bro, your cape's on fire.
569
00:41:04,380 --> 00:41:05,440
It's fine,
it'll grow back.
570
00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:07,240
I'm invoicing you for this.
571
00:41:07,260 --> 00:41:08,080
Listen.
572
00:41:08,110 --> 00:41:09,270
What do we know about this guy?
573
00:41:09,270 --> 00:41:10,640
He travels through shadows.
574
00:41:10,670 --> 00:41:12,180
And he creates
monsters with them.
575
00:41:12,210 --> 00:41:13,990
Absolutely, freaky monsters.
576
00:41:14,020 --> 00:41:15,380
He also wields the Necrosword.
577
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:16,100
How do I know that?
578
00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:17,530
Because he almost speared
me in the face with it.
579
00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:18,610
What's a Necrosword?
580
00:41:18,640 --> 00:41:21,910
It's an ancient weapon that's been passed
through hands, since the dawn of time.
581
00:41:21,940 --> 00:41:24,140
It has the ability to slay gods.
582
00:41:24,170 --> 00:41:27,300
But it slowly corrupts and kills
whoever wields it, which means...
583
00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:30,240
- Oh, so it infected him.
- It's infecting him. Yes, it must be.
584
00:41:30,260 --> 00:41:35,210
So basically, we're up against a
cursed, shadow, zombie kidnapper.
585
00:41:35,230 --> 00:41:36,840
Awesome!
When do we leave?
586
00:41:36,860 --> 00:41:38,800
Thor?
587
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:41,020
- Can you see me?
- Uh, floating head alert.
588
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:42,210
It's Astrid,
589
00:41:42,240 --> 00:41:43,260
Heimdall's son.
590
00:41:43,290 --> 00:41:44,980
Astrid, are you okay?
591
00:41:45,010 --> 00:41:47,080
I no longer go by the name, Astrid.
592
00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:49,300
I'm now known as Axl.
593
00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:51,570
He's a singer from a
popular band I heard on Earth.
594
00:41:51,590 --> 00:41:52,380
GNR.
595
00:41:52,410 --> 00:41:53,020
Astrid...
596
00:41:53,020 --> 00:41:56,520
Your father gave you a very tough Viking
name and I intend to honor his wishes.
597
00:41:56,550 --> 00:41:57,770
- Axl.
- Astrid.
598
00:41:57,800 --> 00:41:59,080
- I said, Axl.
- Astrid.
599
00:41:59,110 --> 00:42:01,690
- Axl!
- He's Axl! Now, listen to him.
600
00:42:01,720 --> 00:42:03,550
Alright, fine.
"Axl"...
601
00:42:03,580 --> 00:42:05,600
- Where are you?
- I'm not sure.
602
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:07,340
I don't know how to
use my magic powers yet.
603
00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:08,900
Your father taught me
and I'm going to teach you.
604
00:42:08,930 --> 00:42:11,850
I need you to focus
and hold out your hand.
605
00:42:11,850 --> 00:42:12,840
Okay, good.
606
00:42:12,860 --> 00:42:15,760
Now, focus.
Close your eyes.
607
00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:22,560
Thor!
608
00:42:24,540 --> 00:42:26,060
Hey!
How's it going, kids?
609
00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:27,790
How's it going?
Look where we are.
610
00:42:27,820 --> 00:42:30,450
We're in a cage made of spikes.
611
00:42:30,450 --> 00:42:32,300
Yeah, that's right.
Not good.
612
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:34,310
- Are you gonna do something?
- Yes. Yes, I am.
613
00:42:34,340 --> 00:42:37,130
But just not right now.
I'm a vision ghost, look.
614
00:42:38,540 --> 00:42:40,460
- See.
- What will happen to us?
615
00:42:40,970 --> 00:42:44,100
You can tell,
this is a very, very bad situation.
616
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:46,680
You know, the good news
is, you're Asgardians.
617
00:42:46,700 --> 00:42:48,940
So if you die, you'll end up in Valhalla.
618
00:42:48,940 --> 00:42:50,440
Oh, my God, go away.
619
00:42:50,464 --> 00:42:52,464
Wait, wait, wait...
620
00:42:53,570 --> 00:42:54,490
Okay, well...
621
00:42:54,510 --> 00:42:56,380
Alright, right, don't cry.
don't cry, it's okay.
622
00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:57,890
Listen, I got a plan, okay.
623
00:42:57,920 --> 00:42:59,880
I'm putting together a
really, really good team.
624
00:42:59,880 --> 00:43:01,230
We've got
um, uh...
625
00:43:01,260 --> 00:43:02,590
Uncle Korg.
626
00:43:02,620 --> 00:43:03,780
King Valkyrie.
627
00:43:03,810 --> 00:43:04,590
Um, yeah...
628
00:43:04,590 --> 00:43:08,610
My ex-girlfriend, Jane, which is a whole
'nother story I won't bore you with, okay?
629
00:43:08,630 --> 00:43:12,700
But it is a top notch team, and we're
gonna have you home before you know it.
630
00:43:12,700 --> 00:43:13,570
Yeah.
631
00:43:21,110 --> 00:43:22,210
I know where you are.
632
00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:26,710
I'm gonna get
you out of here.
633
00:43:26,740 --> 00:43:28,140
I'm scared.
634
00:43:28,140 --> 00:43:29,030
We all are.
635
00:43:30,967 --> 00:43:32,087
- Thor.
- Please.
636
00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:38,180
Look out for them.
Take care. Okay, take care.
637
00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:40,520
I'll see you soon, alright?
Axl, get me out of here.
638
00:43:41,860 --> 00:43:43,290
They're in the Shadow Realm.
639
00:43:43,290 --> 00:43:44,540
How do you know?
640
00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:47,110
The atmosphere there has
a darkness like no other.
641
00:43:47,130 --> 00:43:49,700
It's as if color fears to tread.
It's unmistakable.
642
00:43:49,700 --> 00:43:52,100
Well then,
if it's color we need.
643
00:43:52,100 --> 00:43:53,340
Let's bring the rainbow.
644
00:43:55,640 --> 00:43:57,550
Bring the rainbow? Is that a
catchphrase or something?
645
00:43:57,570 --> 00:43:59,270
She's only been a
Thor for a minute.
646
00:43:59,300 --> 00:44:02,170
I mean, saving lives, she's quite good at.
But the rest of it, she needs work.
647
00:44:02,190 --> 00:44:04,010
- How many catchphrases have there been?
- A lot.
648
00:44:05,550 --> 00:44:07,420
Yep, jumped the gun.
649
00:44:07,420 --> 00:44:10,700
Hang on, he moves through shadows
and he's going to the shadow realm.
650
00:44:10,720 --> 00:44:12,460
It seems like that's where he's
going to be the most powerful.
651
00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:14,060
You're right. We can't
just go marching in there.
652
00:44:14,090 --> 00:44:16,150
It could be a trap.
We'd be endangering the children.
653
00:44:16,170 --> 00:44:18,170
We need reinforcements.
We must raise an army.
654
00:44:18,190 --> 00:44:19,480
Are you thinking what I
think you're thinking?
655
00:44:19,500 --> 00:44:21,030
- I'm thinking it.
- What are we thinking?
656
00:44:21,060 --> 00:44:22,580
- Thinking what?
- I'm thinking it too.
657
00:44:22,604 --> 00:44:24,706
(both) Omnipotent City.
658
00:44:25,230 --> 00:44:26,640
What's Omnipotent City?
659
00:44:26,670 --> 00:44:28,950
It's the home of the most
powerful gods in the universe.
660
00:44:28,970 --> 00:44:30,970
We can pull together the greatest team ever.
661
00:44:30,970 --> 00:44:34,580
We can recruit Ra,
Hercules, Tūmatauenga...
662
00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:36,010
Quetzalcóatl, maybe.
663
00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:38,760
And Zeus, the oldest
and wisest of them all.
664
00:44:38,790 --> 00:44:40,500
- Did you say, Zeus?
- Yes, Zeus.
665
00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:42,120
Like the Zeus.
Zeus Zeus.
666
00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:43,750
I'm not sure if
he has a second name.
667
00:44:43,780 --> 00:44:45,900
Do you think my god will be there,
Ninny of the Nonny?
668
00:44:45,910 --> 00:44:47,690
Ah, you never know Korg, but if they are,
we'll ask them to join our team.
669
00:44:47,720 --> 00:44:48,580
Yes!
670
00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:49,480
Stormbreaker.
671
00:44:51,300 --> 00:44:52,300
Calm down, relax.
672
00:44:52,330 --> 00:44:53,010
No, no, no, mate.
673
00:44:53,030 --> 00:44:55,250
We are not traveling in
Stormbreaker's janky Bifrost.
674
00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:56,370
Look what just happened.
675
00:44:56,370 --> 00:44:59,240
We can't exactly go in your tiny
little flying portal horse, can we?
676
00:44:59,270 --> 00:45:00,570
- We won't all fit.
- What are you talking about?
677
00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:01,380
Warsong's awesome.
678
00:45:01,410 --> 00:45:02,740
Stormbreaker's
awesome too.
679
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:04,200
Stormbreaker just
needs a conduit.
680
00:45:04,230 --> 00:45:05,640
Anything that can
handle space travel.
681
00:45:05,670 --> 00:45:07,090
I love it when she talks shop.
682
00:45:07,120 --> 00:45:08,510
If it has the power
to get us there,
683
00:45:08,510 --> 00:45:10,010
It just needs something
to focus that energy
684
00:45:10,010 --> 00:45:12,320
So it's not so...
unpredictable.
685
00:45:12,350 --> 00:45:12,930
You know, uh.
686
00:45:12,950 --> 00:45:15,950
If we had a ship, we could harness it
and use Stormbreaker as a power source.
687
00:45:15,970 --> 00:45:17,160
Ooh, like an engine.
688
00:45:17,190 --> 00:45:19,320
- Like an engine.
- You need a ship?
689
00:45:19,350 --> 00:45:20,620
I've got a ship.
690
00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:26,440
Throw all those seats.
691
00:45:26,460 --> 00:45:28,590
There you go.
Now, tie those goats to the front.
692
00:45:28,620 --> 00:45:30,210
We leave in 15 minutes.
693
00:45:30,240 --> 00:45:32,170
Essentials only,
everyone.
694
00:45:32,190 --> 00:45:33,980
That's essential.
Mmhm.
695
00:45:35,470 --> 00:45:38,440
Well you moved on quick, didn't you.
696
00:45:38,950 --> 00:45:41,350
You are some piece of work.
697
00:45:41,950 --> 00:45:44,310
- Oh, hey!
- Hey.
698
00:45:44,310 --> 00:45:46,720
- Catching up with an old friend.
- Yeah.
699
00:45:46,720 --> 00:45:48,750
I've been meaning to apologize.
700
00:45:48,750 --> 00:45:50,220
Sort of acting a little weird before.
701
00:45:50,240 --> 00:45:53,560
I just haven't really been myself lately.
You know, kinda...
702
00:45:53,580 --> 00:45:56,650
Trying to figure out who I am and
uh, just felt a little bit lost
703
00:45:56,680 --> 00:45:58,760
And then all of a sudden,
I see you dressed as me.
704
00:45:58,760 --> 00:46:00,730
And it was, kinda...
705
00:46:00,730 --> 00:46:02,830
It's a lot for me, too.
706
00:46:02,830 --> 00:46:04,070
So how did uh...
707
00:46:04,100 --> 00:46:05,040
you guys get together?
708
00:46:05,070 --> 00:46:06,280
How did this happen?
709
00:46:06,300 --> 00:46:09,670
I swear, I heard
Mjölnir call to me.
710
00:46:09,690 --> 00:46:11,120
Ah, did it?
711
00:46:11,140 --> 00:46:13,080
And so I came here to investigate and...
712
00:46:13,100 --> 00:46:17,260
- Its pieces started glowing and swirling, and then...
- Crazy.
713
00:46:17,280 --> 00:46:19,050
Thor.
714
00:46:19,050 --> 00:46:22,440
Huh. Well, you know what. It looks
good on you. It works, so...
715
00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:27,320
Just checking.
716
00:46:31,570 --> 00:46:32,780
See you later.
717
00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:40,240
What?
718
00:46:40,240 --> 00:46:41,690
We were just talking.
719
00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:55,920
Mommy, don't leave me.
720
00:46:55,920 --> 00:46:58,960
Don't be afraid.
721
00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:01,390
Even when I'm gone, honey.
722
00:47:02,230 --> 00:47:04,030
You won't be alone.
723
00:47:06,860 --> 00:47:09,000
And whatever happens...
724
00:47:10,600 --> 00:47:12,700
Never stop fighting.
725
00:47:28,810 --> 00:47:30,900
- Hey.
- You alright?
726
00:47:30,920 --> 00:47:32,220
Great!
727
00:47:33,420 --> 00:47:34,950
The sink would say otherwise.
728
00:47:36,690 --> 00:47:38,410
You think I really
should be coming?
729
00:47:38,430 --> 00:47:40,040
I'm not getting any better.
730
00:47:40,060 --> 00:47:42,150
You're a Thor.
Of course, you should come.
731
00:47:42,170 --> 00:47:43,600
Besides, what else
are you gonna do?
732
00:47:43,630 --> 00:47:45,190
You're a Viking now.
733
00:47:45,210 --> 00:47:47,290
Means you pretty much
have to die in battle.
734
00:47:47,310 --> 00:47:49,580
It needs to be
devastatingly painful.
735
00:47:49,610 --> 00:47:51,520
Otherwise, you
don't get into Valhalla.
736
00:47:51,540 --> 00:47:52,310
My plan.
737
00:47:52,810 --> 00:47:55,320
What about you
kinging and stuff?
738
00:47:55,350 --> 00:47:56,910
I love being king.
739
00:47:56,910 --> 00:47:57,880
I love my people.
740
00:47:57,880 --> 00:47:59,520
But it's all meetings
and raven mail.
741
00:47:59,550 --> 00:48:01,300
And meetings that could
have been raven mail.
742
00:48:01,330 --> 00:48:02,690
I miss fighting.
743
00:48:02,710 --> 00:48:03,990
I miss my sisters.
744
00:48:03,990 --> 00:48:05,190
Which is why you need to come.
745
00:48:05,190 --> 00:48:06,240
Because I need one.
746
00:48:07,450 --> 00:48:09,510
- Okay, we should go.
- Hmm. - You packed?
747
00:48:09,590 --> 00:48:11,300
Are you packed?
748
00:48:12,760 --> 00:48:13,400
Yes.
749
00:48:16,370 --> 00:48:17,420
A hand grenade?
750
00:48:17,450 --> 00:48:19,000
No, it's a portable speaker.
751
00:48:26,130 --> 00:48:27,550
Let's go.
752
00:48:27,570 --> 00:48:31,990
If you don't mind keeping
the sink thing under wraps.
753
00:48:32,020 --> 00:48:33,020
I got you.
754
00:48:35,540 --> 00:48:37,720
My fellow Asgardians...
755
00:48:37,720 --> 00:48:38,650
Wish us well.
756
00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:41,770
For we shall travel with
the speed of Odin's ravens.
757
00:48:41,970 --> 00:48:44,730
We will return with children.
758
00:48:46,260 --> 00:48:47,430
Many children.
759
00:48:47,950 --> 00:48:51,540
Then we shall feast,
not on the children.
760
00:48:51,570 --> 00:48:53,300
We do not do that anymore.
761
00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:54,910
Those were dark times.
762
00:48:54,910 --> 00:48:56,660
Shameful times.
763
00:48:56,690 --> 00:48:57,970
Okay, we should go.
764
00:49:44,260 --> 00:49:46,300
So...
You still rollerblading?
765
00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:48,130
No, no.
You?
766
00:49:48,130 --> 00:49:49,500
Oh yeah, every weekend.
767
00:49:49,530 --> 00:49:50,880
Once you blade, you never fade.
768
00:49:50,910 --> 00:49:52,630
- Right, Korg?
- Skate mates for life.
769
00:49:52,650 --> 00:49:53,940
Hey, can I run something by you?
770
00:49:53,960 --> 00:49:54,710
Yeah.
771
00:49:54,730 --> 00:49:56,380
So I was thinking,
when we get to the bad guy...
772
00:49:56,400 --> 00:49:59,210
What about if I had, like,
the cool catchphrase, like...
773
00:49:59,230 --> 00:50:01,310
"Eat this hammer, bang!"
774
00:50:01,340 --> 00:50:02,680
Or like?
775
00:50:02,710 --> 00:50:04,770
"Check out my hammer, boom!"
776
00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:06,340
Like, what about, uh...
777
00:50:06,340 --> 00:50:08,470
No...Ah,
I'm workshopping it, I...
778
00:50:08,500 --> 00:50:11,000
No, they... They're all
really good. Mine is uh...
779
00:50:11,020 --> 00:50:12,650
"This ends here and now."
780
00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:14,250
Oh, that's such a good one.
781
00:50:14,250 --> 00:50:15,590
Took me a long
time to perfect it.
782
00:50:15,610 --> 00:50:17,050
You'll get there.
You just need to practice.
783
00:50:17,050 --> 00:50:18,590
This is my first bad guy.
784
00:50:18,590 --> 00:50:19,890
You never forget your first.
785
00:50:23,570 --> 00:50:24,370
Yeah.
786
00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:27,200
So you got a girlfriend?
787
00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:28,830
Oh, no, no.
788
00:50:28,860 --> 00:50:31,250
Too busy. Don't have time.
You know, just...
789
00:50:31,270 --> 00:50:33,210
With work and everything.
790
00:50:33,240 --> 00:50:34,040
Cool.
791
00:50:34,070 --> 00:50:35,240
Let me check this place out.
792
00:50:40,230 --> 00:50:40,990
So cool.
793
00:50:41,010 --> 00:50:42,290
- Who's so cool?
- Huh?
794
00:50:42,310 --> 00:50:44,260
The buildings are cool.
795
00:50:44,280 --> 00:50:45,390
What's happening there?
796
00:50:45,420 --> 00:50:47,190
- What?
- Am I, uh...
797
00:50:47,220 --> 00:50:48,840
Sensing feelings?
798
00:50:48,870 --> 00:50:50,640
Feelings, what?
With Jane?
799
00:50:50,670 --> 00:50:52,460
- Yeah.
- No, don't be ridiculous, feelings.
800
00:50:52,490 --> 00:50:55,760
The last time we had feelings
were a long time ago. Long, long gone.
801
00:50:55,760 --> 00:50:58,600
Not even...
Maybe you have feelings.
802
00:50:58,630 --> 00:51:00,780
Mate, relax.
We're on the same team.
803
00:51:00,810 --> 00:51:03,190
I know exactly what
team we're on, okay.
804
00:51:03,210 --> 00:51:04,250
Team Jane.
805
00:51:08,340 --> 00:51:10,840
The thing about Thor is that
he always bounces back.
806
00:51:11,340 --> 00:51:13,680
Like when Hela stole his
hammer, he went and built an ax
807
00:51:13,710 --> 00:51:15,900
which is forged from
the heart of a dying star.
808
00:51:18,960 --> 00:51:21,750
And with the same ax which
used to cut off Thanos's head.
809
00:51:23,830 --> 00:51:26,030
Oh, ho, ho, ho.
810
00:51:29,090 --> 00:51:31,370
What a neat story.
811
00:51:33,460 --> 00:51:36,410
Oh, with all this talk
about chopping off heads...
812
00:51:36,430 --> 00:51:37,770
I wanna have a go.
813
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:40,290
What's this?
814
00:51:40,310 --> 00:51:42,040
Oh...
815
00:51:42,040 --> 00:51:43,890
Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho...
816
00:51:43,910 --> 00:51:45,310
Oh.
817
00:51:45,310 --> 00:51:46,640
This is Harpy.
818
00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:48,050
Hello, Harpy.
819
00:51:48,080 --> 00:51:49,810
How are you?
820
00:51:49,810 --> 00:51:52,400
Do you know
what Harpy loves?
821
00:51:52,420 --> 00:51:54,730
Having his head ripped off.
822
00:51:58,600 --> 00:52:00,730
What? You liked it,
a second ago.
823
00:52:01,730 --> 00:52:03,470
Alright.
Alright, alright.
824
00:52:03,490 --> 00:52:04,760
Harpy's gone.
825
00:52:08,240 --> 00:52:10,850
Come on.
Sh, sh, sh, sh, sh.
826
00:52:10,851 --> 00:52:11,946
I'm scared.
827
00:52:12,070 --> 00:52:14,120
Ah, look at you.
828
00:52:15,440 --> 00:52:18,610
I knew a little girl,
just like you.
829
00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:22,440
And she was brave.
And she was smart...
830
00:52:23,630 --> 00:52:25,160
And funny.
831
00:52:25,180 --> 00:52:27,320
And, she liked to draw.
832
00:52:30,100 --> 00:52:32,090
Let me ask you a question...
833
00:52:33,460 --> 00:52:35,110
About gods.
834
00:52:35,130 --> 00:52:37,160
They're meant
to protect you, right?
835
00:52:37,920 --> 00:52:39,130
Well, where are they?
836
00:52:39,130 --> 00:52:42,090
- Thor is on his way.
- Yeah!
837
00:52:42,110 --> 00:52:43,510
Yes...
838
00:52:43,540 --> 00:52:45,480
I'm counting on that.
839
00:52:45,500 --> 00:52:47,640
That's why you're here.
840
00:52:50,870 --> 00:52:53,910
It's invitation only, so we're gonna
have to keep a low profile and blend in.
841
00:52:53,930 --> 00:52:56,780
Luckily, disguises are my speciality.
842
00:52:57,250 --> 00:52:58,250
Greek philosopher.
843
00:52:59,060 --> 00:53:00,480
I stole us these.
844
00:53:00,500 --> 00:53:01,630
What are those?
845
00:53:01,650 --> 00:53:03,360
Actual disguises.
846
00:53:03,390 --> 00:53:05,570
They're the cloaks of
the emotion gods.
847
00:53:05,920 --> 00:53:09,400
Every color signifies
a different emotion.
848
00:53:09,900 --> 00:53:12,850
- Where are the emotion gods?
- Hm, don't ask.
849
00:53:16,474 --> 00:53:18,474
Holy shit.
850
00:53:26,350 --> 00:53:28,640
Welcome to the Golden Temple, kids.
851
00:53:28,670 --> 00:53:31,670
This is where the most powerful
created gods in the universe hang out.
852
00:53:34,550 --> 00:53:36,650
That's the god of magic.
853
00:53:37,350 --> 00:53:38,530
God of dreams.
854
00:53:38,560 --> 00:53:39,530
God of carpentry.
855
00:53:39,550 --> 00:53:41,140
Ah, look at that one.
856
00:53:41,170 --> 00:53:43,280
Ah, yes.
That's Bao, god of dumplings.
857
00:53:43,300 --> 00:53:45,060
- Psst. Hey, Bao.
- Bao!
858
00:53:45,080 --> 00:53:46,410
Look up there, guys!
859
00:53:46,430 --> 00:53:48,780
That's the Kronan god,
Ninny of the Nonny.
860
00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:51,260
Hey, Ninny Nonny.
861
00:54:03,660 --> 00:54:20,180
Zeus!
862
00:54:33,120 --> 00:54:35,260
Hey!
863
00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:37,020
I am Zeus!
864
00:54:37,930 --> 00:54:39,160
Yes, yes.
865
00:54:40,910 --> 00:54:42,680
Oh, there he is.
866
00:54:42,710 --> 00:54:44,810
The man, the myth, the legend.
867
00:54:44,840 --> 00:54:48,370
Oh, I don't know if you know this,
but I base a lot of what I do on this guy.
868
00:54:48,400 --> 00:54:51,840
He's the god of lightning, I'm the god of thunder.
Huge source of inspiration.
869
00:54:51,860 --> 00:54:52,640
That's really good.
870
00:54:52,660 --> 00:54:55,560
You should lead with that
when you ask him for an army.
871
00:54:55,590 --> 00:54:57,050
Um, how do we get up there?
872
00:54:57,080 --> 00:54:58,450
We just, like, fly?
873
00:54:58,480 --> 00:55:00,080
No, we can't interrupt him
in the middle of an entrance.
874
00:55:00,110 --> 00:55:01,810
He's famous
for his entrances.
875
00:55:02,590 --> 00:55:03,900
Thunderbolt.
876
00:55:03,920 --> 00:55:05,530
- Thunderbolt.
- Yes!
877
00:55:07,960 --> 00:55:09,350
Zeus!
878
00:55:28,590 --> 00:55:30,220
Now, then.
879
00:55:30,250 --> 00:55:31,290
Now, then.
880
00:55:33,030 --> 00:55:35,530
Silence!
881
00:55:39,740 --> 00:55:42,140
I hereby open...
882
00:55:42,170 --> 00:55:45,440
this holy council of the god.
883
00:55:46,010 --> 00:55:49,210
Where we have many,
many serious matter...
884
00:55:49,210 --> 00:55:50,930
To be talk about.
885
00:55:50,950 --> 00:55:51,980
Such as...
886
00:55:52,820 --> 00:55:55,130
Where are we going to
hold this year's orgy?
887
00:55:55,860 --> 00:55:57,300
Is this guy for real?
888
00:55:57,320 --> 00:55:58,690
Honestly, I'm not mad at it.
889
00:55:58,690 --> 00:56:00,720
- I'm sure he has a point, okay?
- Shh!
890
00:56:00,750 --> 00:56:02,060
- So now we're going to announce...
- Sorry.
891
00:56:02,080 --> 00:56:08,680
The winner of the most human souls
sacrificed in the name of a god.
892
00:56:08,700 --> 00:56:10,200
Yeah, okay.
Maybe, he's not that great.
893
00:56:10,200 --> 00:56:11,540
Oh, no,
not good.
894
00:56:11,540 --> 00:56:13,490
No, I don't think it's going
to get any better than this.
895
00:56:13,520 --> 00:56:15,070
Look, these gods aren't going to help.
896
00:56:15,070 --> 00:56:16,840
But that thunderbolt,
I think that might be of use.
897
00:56:16,840 --> 00:56:17,820
Judges!
898
00:56:17,850 --> 00:56:19,990
Jane, you go right.
Thor, you go left.
899
00:56:20,020 --> 00:56:22,350
We bum-rush him,
take the bolt, ding dong.
900
00:56:22,350 --> 00:56:24,630
- All right, let's go get it.
- No, no, no, wait, wait, wait.
901
00:56:24,650 --> 00:56:26,420
There's no ding-donging
or bum-rushing.
902
00:56:26,450 --> 00:56:28,110
Especially not, Zeus's bum.
903
00:56:28,140 --> 00:56:29,920
When the time is right,
I'm gonna talk to him.
904
00:56:29,920 --> 00:56:30,800
Time is right now.
905
00:56:30,820 --> 00:56:33,400
- Time is not right now.
- Who is talking?
906
00:56:33,430 --> 00:56:34,660
Who is talking?!
907
00:56:34,660 --> 00:56:36,220
- These guys!
- Korg, shut up.
908
00:56:36,250 --> 00:56:38,960
Do you have something
to say to the group?
909
00:56:38,980 --> 00:56:40,140
Sorry.
910
00:56:40,170 --> 00:56:42,980
I'm bashing heads in
60 seconds, so speak fast.
911
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:45,240
Literally, heads will roll.
912
00:56:45,270 --> 00:56:46,470
Who are you two?
913
00:56:47,180 --> 00:56:48,050
Hello!
914
00:56:48,740 --> 00:56:51,520
Uh, let me be the first to say
it is an honor and a privilege...
915
00:56:51,540 --> 00:56:52,910
- No, I can't hear you.
- to be here.
916
00:56:52,910 --> 00:56:54,730
Why don't you take the stage?
917
00:56:54,760 --> 00:56:56,390
The stage, down there?
918
00:56:56,420 --> 00:57:00,750
Well, yes. You see the area
that looks very much like a stage?
919
00:57:02,340 --> 00:57:03,140
Gotcha.
920
00:57:10,530 --> 00:57:11,740
Coming through.
921
00:57:12,364 --> 00:57:13,536
Oops, sorry.
922
00:57:13,760 --> 00:57:14,890
Good luck, bro!
923
00:57:22,940 --> 00:57:25,900
Mighty Zeus!
Heh, wow!
924
00:57:26,480 --> 00:57:28,420
Gods of the universe.
925
00:57:28,440 --> 00:57:31,480
I come here to ask for your help,
to raise an army.
926
00:57:31,950 --> 00:57:35,370
There's a maniac, called the God
Butcher, who seeks to end us all.
927
00:57:35,390 --> 00:57:36,600
His destruction is everywhere.
928
00:57:36,620 --> 00:57:40,860
Entire planets, realms, have
been left completely unprotected.
929
00:57:40,880 --> 00:57:43,210
He's left nothing but
chaos in his wake.
930
00:57:43,230 --> 00:57:44,730
But I know where he is.
931
00:57:44,760 --> 00:57:46,070
And with your help...
932
00:57:46,100 --> 00:57:49,440
We can crush him before
he kills anyone else.
933
00:57:49,470 --> 00:57:50,820
That guy.
934
00:57:50,850 --> 00:57:53,950
He killed a couple
of low-level god.
935
00:57:53,970 --> 00:57:55,420
Eh, boo-hoo.
936
00:57:55,450 --> 00:57:58,080
If that's all, pretty boy...
937
00:57:58,100 --> 00:57:59,900
You go back to your seat
and you be quiet.
938
00:57:59,920 --> 00:58:03,080
Um, yeah, I'm sorry. Did you not
hear any of what I just said?
939
00:58:03,080 --> 00:58:05,250
He's, he's murdering en masse.
940
00:58:05,280 --> 00:58:07,450
I tell you, one time.
941
00:58:07,480 --> 00:58:08,630
Now, you tart up.
942
00:58:08,650 --> 00:58:09,670
You be quiet.
943
00:58:09,690 --> 00:58:12,720
Because you are this close
to being uninvited to the orgy.
944
00:58:12,750 --> 00:58:15,120
Zeus!
We must do something.
945
00:58:15,140 --> 00:58:17,060
You can not come to the orgy!
946
00:58:17,060 --> 00:58:18,520
You have to listen to us.
947
00:58:18,544 --> 00:58:18,976
Get thee.
948
00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:21,200
Shazam!
949
00:58:22,620 --> 00:58:24,370
Your highness. Whenever
you're ready, you just tell me.
950
00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:25,740
We go on my signal.
951
00:58:25,740 --> 00:58:26,740
What is the signal?
952
00:58:26,760 --> 00:58:28,300
- It'll be go.
- Hmm...
953
00:58:32,550 --> 00:58:34,120
Let's see who you are.
954
00:58:34,150 --> 00:58:35,770
I take off your disguise.
955
00:58:36,090 --> 00:58:37,090
And flick!
956
00:58:44,950 --> 00:58:46,650
You flicked too hard, damn it!
957
00:58:49,030 --> 00:58:50,830
Should we help him?
958
00:58:51,560 --> 00:58:52,700
Eventually.
959
00:58:53,300 --> 00:58:54,160
Grape?
960
00:58:54,670 --> 00:58:55,960
Hmm, looks like a shy courgette.
961
00:58:55,980 --> 00:58:57,750
And what about the others?
962
00:58:57,780 --> 00:59:00,780
- We take off their disguise too.
- Oh, no, don't, don't flick us.
963
00:59:00,781 --> 00:59:01,786
It's cool.
964
00:59:02,410 --> 00:59:04,440
- Disguise gone.
- Disguise off. Cool?
965
00:59:04,460 --> 00:59:06,190
Asgardians...
966
00:59:06,220 --> 00:59:09,120
I thought we'd seen the
last of you when Odin died.
967
00:59:10,080 --> 00:59:12,760
You...
are Thor.
968
00:59:12,790 --> 00:59:14,990
The God of Thunder.
969
00:59:15,020 --> 00:59:16,560
But is not thunder,
970
00:59:16,590 --> 00:59:18,410
Just the sound of lightning?
971
00:59:20,700 --> 00:59:21,800
Good one, dad!
972
00:59:22,140 --> 00:59:23,660
Zeus, this is bigger than this.
973
00:59:23,660 --> 00:59:25,660
He's taken Asgardian children.
974
00:59:25,660 --> 00:59:27,830
Who do you think we are?
975
00:59:27,860 --> 00:59:29,700
The God police?
976
00:59:29,700 --> 00:59:33,080
Every god watches
over their own peoples.
977
00:59:33,110 --> 00:59:35,750
Nothing more,
nothing less.
978
00:59:35,770 --> 00:59:38,440
Asgardian problems...
979
00:59:38,440 --> 00:59:41,190
are Asgardian problems.
980
00:59:41,210 --> 00:59:43,390
How the mighty have fallen.
981
00:59:43,420 --> 00:59:45,990
My hero, Zeus...
982
00:59:46,020 --> 00:59:47,560
Afraid.
983
00:59:59,130 --> 01:00:00,400
Couple of thing...
984
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:04,470
One.
Yes, I am scared.
985
01:00:04,470 --> 01:00:06,950
Gorr has the Necrosword.
986
01:00:06,970 --> 01:00:09,610
Which means, he could kill us.
987
01:00:09,640 --> 01:00:10,480
Not good.
988
01:00:10,480 --> 01:00:13,300
Two, I know you try
to do the right thing.
989
01:00:13,320 --> 01:00:14,350
I understand.
990
01:00:14,370 --> 01:00:17,150
But all you do,
is causing panic.
991
01:00:17,170 --> 01:00:19,160
Panic is not good.
992
01:00:19,180 --> 01:00:20,720
We are safe here.
993
01:00:20,740 --> 01:00:22,090
You, my friend.
994
01:00:22,110 --> 01:00:23,700
You are safe here.
995
01:00:23,720 --> 01:00:25,760
So chill, babycake?
996
01:00:25,760 --> 01:00:28,260
Have some wine. Have some grape.
997
01:00:28,290 --> 01:00:30,140
Anything goes here...
998
01:00:30,160 --> 01:00:32,660
In Omnipotent City.
Hmm?
999
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:35,840
Three, don't talk back to Zeus.
1000
01:00:35,870 --> 01:00:38,270
If we are done,
I put your clothes back on.
1001
01:00:38,970 --> 01:00:40,840
Now, I put your clothes back on.
1002
01:00:40,840 --> 01:00:44,900
Flick, flick. Now,
this is the Golden Temple of the Gods.
1003
01:00:45,140 --> 01:00:47,530
It's not a rude-y, nude-y festival.
1004
01:00:47,550 --> 01:00:50,350
If you're not gonna help us,
then at least let us use your weapon.
1005
01:00:50,880 --> 01:00:52,700
We need your lightning bolt.
1006
01:00:52,730 --> 01:00:55,300
My lightning bolt is
called Thunderbolt.
1007
01:00:55,320 --> 01:00:58,530
So I think, to use somebody's
secret weapon like this...
1008
01:00:58,560 --> 01:01:01,770
That you should, at least, get
the name right when you ask.
1009
01:01:01,790 --> 01:01:03,680
Can I borrow Thunderbolt?
1010
01:01:03,710 --> 01:01:04,860
Thunderbolt!
1011
01:01:32,180 --> 01:01:33,180
No.
1012
01:01:36,830 --> 01:01:39,330
Do not worry.
1013
01:01:39,330 --> 01:01:41,530
The God Butcher...
1014
01:01:41,560 --> 01:01:43,900
He will not reach Eternity.
1015
01:01:43,930 --> 01:01:44,870
Eternity?
1016
01:01:45,270 --> 01:01:47,040
What does he mean,
"reach Eternity"?
1017
01:01:50,150 --> 01:01:51,950
Oh, shit!
1018
01:01:54,590 --> 01:01:56,060
Eternity,
1019
01:01:56,080 --> 01:01:59,750
is a very powerful being at
the center of the universe,
1020
01:01:59,780 --> 01:02:03,300
who will grant the desire of
the first person who reaches it.
1021
01:02:03,320 --> 01:02:04,820
So it's like a wishing well?
1022
01:02:07,260 --> 01:02:10,000
What do you think a guy called
the God Butcher would wish for?
1023
01:02:10,020 --> 01:02:13,270
If he seeks the altar of Eternity,
that means he could wipe us out at once.
1024
01:02:13,290 --> 01:02:16,310
- Zeus, we must act now.
- He's not going to make it.
1025
01:02:17,240 --> 01:02:18,780
He doesn't have the key.
1026
01:02:18,800 --> 01:02:20,680
Is this the
purpose of the gods?
1027
01:02:20,710 --> 01:02:23,520
To hide away in a
golden palace, like cowards?
1028
01:02:23,540 --> 01:02:25,640
Maybe we have lost our way.
1029
01:02:25,640 --> 01:02:27,710
You know what?
We'll stop him ourselves.
1030
01:02:27,730 --> 01:02:29,810
I am afraid,
I cannot allow that.
1031
01:02:30,450 --> 01:02:32,780
This is a secret place,
1032
01:02:32,800 --> 01:02:34,860
known only to the gods.
1033
01:02:34,890 --> 01:02:36,940
You know where we are...
1034
01:02:36,970 --> 01:02:39,400
The God Butcher could use you...
1035
01:02:39,420 --> 01:02:41,370
To find us.
1036
01:02:41,390 --> 01:02:42,610
This is not good.
1037
01:02:43,630 --> 01:02:44,830
So now...
1038
01:02:46,030 --> 01:02:47,750
You must stay.
1039
01:02:48,970 --> 01:02:49,780
Guards!
1040
01:02:52,650 --> 01:02:53,450
Hey!
1041
01:02:53,470 --> 01:02:54,670
Can we do
my plan now?
1042
01:02:54,670 --> 01:02:56,640
Yes,
rush his bum.
1043
01:02:56,670 --> 01:02:57,630
Hell, yeah!
1044
01:03:00,690 --> 01:03:02,820
Oy,
you didn't say "go".
1045
01:03:06,750 --> 01:03:07,790
Coming, guys.
1046
01:03:18,630 --> 01:03:19,730
Thor, catch!
1047
01:03:22,450 --> 01:03:23,350
Korg!
1048
01:03:43,010 --> 01:03:44,110
Val, duck!
1049
01:03:49,630 --> 01:03:50,580
Korg!
1050
01:03:53,030 --> 01:03:53,830
Thor.
1051
01:03:55,260 --> 01:03:56,440
Oh, no.
1052
01:03:56,470 --> 01:03:58,000
No!
Korg!
1053
01:03:58,000 --> 01:03:59,220
Thor!
1054
01:03:59,240 --> 01:04:00,680
I'm perishing.
1055
01:04:06,400 --> 01:04:07,400
Zeus!
1056
01:04:09,420 --> 01:04:11,130
You're next, Odinson!
1057
01:04:19,030 --> 01:04:21,100
That's the sound of lightning.
1058
01:04:28,130 --> 01:04:29,030
No.
1059
01:04:30,340 --> 01:04:32,000
Korgy?
Korgy!
1060
01:04:32,770 --> 01:04:34,710
Thor, I'm down here.
1061
01:04:34,740 --> 01:04:37,650
Wait! Where are you?
I'm gonna get you out, okay..
1062
01:04:37,680 --> 01:04:38,720
- Here I am.
- Korgy!
1063
01:04:38,750 --> 01:04:40,190
I didn't die.
1064
01:04:40,210 --> 01:04:41,880
Yes!
You're alive!
1065
01:04:41,910 --> 01:04:45,220
Turns out, the only part of
a Kronan that's alive is his mouth.
1066
01:04:44,740 --> 01:04:46,850
Korgy, listen.
I need you to call the goats.
1067
01:04:46,850 --> 01:04:48,020
I'll do my best.
1068
01:04:48,040 --> 01:04:50,210
- Guard him with your life.
- I will.
1069
01:04:50,230 --> 01:04:51,230
Ready to go for a ride?
1070
01:04:56,420 --> 01:04:57,620
Now,
you got my six.
1071
01:04:57,680 --> 01:04:59,030
Eight o'clock, Val.
1072
01:04:59,660 --> 01:05:00,660
7:48!
1073
01:05:01,990 --> 01:05:03,350
You can do this, damn it...
1074
01:05:03,930 --> 01:05:04,820
That's not it.
1075
01:05:04,840 --> 01:05:05,850
That's not it.
1076
01:05:05,870 --> 01:05:06,930
Nope.
1077
01:05:06,960 --> 01:05:09,310
Come on, Korg.
Purse those lips.
1078
01:05:23,550 --> 01:05:24,480
I did it!
1079
01:06:02,310 --> 01:06:06,600
And then the goat boat came in,
it rescued us, and we flew out the window.
1080
01:06:06,620 --> 01:06:07,300
The end.
1081
01:06:07,300 --> 01:06:09,500
Another classic Thor adventure.
1082
01:06:09,500 --> 01:06:11,340
I can't believe you killed Zeus.
1083
01:06:11,340 --> 01:06:12,860
Well, you know what they say...
1084
01:06:12,880 --> 01:06:14,270
Never meet your heroes.
1085
01:06:15,940 --> 01:06:18,690
But what's important is, we are on
our way to you, right now.
1086
01:06:18,710 --> 01:06:20,430
How are you guys doing?
Are you okay?
1087
01:06:20,460 --> 01:06:21,900
We're alright.
A little scared.
1088
01:06:21,930 --> 01:06:24,420
Well, listen. I know what
it's like to be scared.
1089
01:06:24,420 --> 01:06:26,270
And I'll tell you,
when I was your age...
1090
01:06:26,290 --> 01:06:28,190
I don't think I would
have been as brave as you.
1091
01:06:28,190 --> 01:06:29,020
Really?
1092
01:06:29,020 --> 01:06:32,100
In fact, you might just be the
bravest Asgardians that I've ever met.
1093
01:06:32,130 --> 01:06:33,330
All of you.
1094
01:06:33,360 --> 01:06:35,420
So I need you to keep
being brave, alright?
1095
01:06:35,440 --> 01:06:37,630
And take care of each other.
You're a team now.
1096
01:06:37,660 --> 01:06:39,250
Team kids in a cage.
1097
01:06:40,970 --> 01:06:42,170
Can you do that?
1098
01:06:42,640 --> 01:06:44,760
Yeah.
I think we can do that.
1099
01:06:45,440 --> 01:06:46,440
I know you can.
1100
01:06:49,830 --> 01:06:51,340
Alright?
1101
01:06:51,360 --> 01:06:52,430
- Thor?
- Yeah?
1102
01:06:52,920 --> 01:06:54,470
I'm glad I met my hero.
1103
01:06:54,490 --> 01:06:55,790
Oh, thanks, buddy. Hmm.
1104
01:07:00,320 --> 01:07:01,520
How are the children?
1105
01:07:01,520 --> 01:07:03,560
As you can imagine, they're a
little bit scared because they're kids.
1106
01:07:03,560 --> 01:07:05,620
But I told him that
everything is going to plan.
1107
01:07:05,620 --> 01:07:06,560
Oh so you lied to them.
1108
01:07:06,580 --> 01:07:07,690
You still have a plan?
1109
01:07:07,690 --> 01:07:08,860
- Yes, there's a plan.
- There's no plan.
1110
01:07:08,890 --> 01:07:11,100
- There is a plan.
- No, there's no plan.
1111
01:07:11,100 --> 01:07:13,400
We failed to raise a god army.
1112
01:07:13,400 --> 01:07:14,770
- Korg is dead.
- He's not dead.
1113
01:07:14,790 --> 01:07:16,530
- I'm not dead.
- Well, he's a head.
1114
01:07:16,550 --> 01:07:18,870
And you, you got properly humilated.
1115
01:07:18,900 --> 01:07:21,310
No, I got properly naked,
which I'm okay with.
1116
01:07:21,330 --> 01:07:23,150
- Jane?
- I was okay with it.
1117
01:07:23,180 --> 01:07:24,350
- Korg?
- I loved it.
1118
01:07:24,370 --> 01:07:28,350
The point is we're going into the Shadow Realm
weaker than we were before. I mean...
1119
01:07:28,350 --> 01:07:29,840
- We're gonna die.
- No one's gonna die.
1120
01:07:29,860 --> 01:07:30,920
- We...
- Okay.
1121
01:07:30,920 --> 01:07:32,750
Everything is fine.
We did great back there.
1122
01:07:33,250 --> 01:07:35,160
- We killed Zeus.
- You killed Zeus.
1123
01:07:35,180 --> 01:07:38,220
I mean, that may or may not
be catastrophic for the whole universe.
1124
01:07:38,220 --> 01:07:39,020
And sure,
1125
01:07:39,040 --> 01:07:41,890
The entire god kingdom is probably gonna
hunt us down for the rest of our days.
1126
01:07:41,890 --> 01:07:44,710
But listen, you stole
this beautiful weapon.
1127
01:07:44,730 --> 01:07:46,600
Alright, this is the army right here.
1128
01:07:46,600 --> 01:07:49,900
It's sleek, it's slender,
it's powerful, it's beautiful.
1129
01:07:51,540 --> 01:07:52,790
Well, for you, I love it.
1130
01:07:52,820 --> 01:07:53,910
For you, Valkyrie.
1131
01:07:53,940 --> 01:07:55,350
I mean, it's not
really what I'm into.
1132
01:07:55,380 --> 01:07:57,510
Because I got my,
my weapon out there.
1133
01:07:57,530 --> 01:07:59,400
Can I borrow that for a second?
1134
01:08:02,370 --> 01:08:05,220
Ah!
There you are, old friend.
1135
01:08:05,220 --> 01:08:07,550
That was quite
an entrance, back there.
1136
01:08:13,210 --> 01:08:14,500
This and that.
1137
01:08:14,530 --> 01:08:16,300
We good?
1138
01:08:16,330 --> 01:08:17,370
Yeah?
1139
01:08:17,400 --> 01:08:20,930
I mean, I know it's a little weird having
my ex-weapon around, but come on.
1140
01:08:20,950 --> 01:08:22,960
Mjölnir, in the past.
1141
01:08:22,990 --> 01:08:24,620
It's you and me now, buddy.
1142
01:08:24,640 --> 01:08:25,440
You know what?
1143
01:08:26,210 --> 01:08:27,690
I think it's time
for your first beer.
1144
01:08:27,710 --> 01:08:28,630
What do you say?
1145
01:08:33,710 --> 01:08:34,510
Delicious.
1146
01:08:35,540 --> 01:08:37,720
I'm sorry we've been fighting lately.
1147
01:08:45,710 --> 01:08:46,580
Hey.
1148
01:08:47,230 --> 01:08:48,430
Oh, hey.
1149
01:08:51,100 --> 01:08:53,500
It's quite the...
view, huh?
1150
01:08:53,500 --> 01:08:54,600
Yeah, beautiful.
1151
01:08:54,600 --> 01:08:57,880
As I was saying, I was very, very
impressed with what you did back there.
1152
01:08:58,900 --> 01:09:00,980
You and Mjölnir.
Y'know.
1153
01:09:03,280 --> 01:09:04,180
Yeah.
1154
01:09:07,010 --> 01:09:08,940
- In space, they have dolphins.
- What?
1155
01:09:08,970 --> 01:09:09,730
There's...
1156
01:09:09,750 --> 01:09:12,140
You should see
some space dolphins.
1157
01:09:12,385 --> 01:09:13,985
- Oh, wow.
- So, yeah.
1158
01:09:14,010 --> 01:09:15,530
Beautiful.
1159
01:09:16,050 --> 01:09:18,310
- Wow.
- They're so beautiful, so rare,
1160
01:09:18,330 --> 01:09:19,850
And they're very loyal creatures.
1161
01:09:19,880 --> 01:09:21,470
And they mate for life...
1162
01:09:21,490 --> 01:09:24,900
In packs of 6.
Just, love.
1163
01:09:24,924 --> 01:09:27,824
♫ And a'hey little Nonny and
a fair Finny Fonny ♫
1164
01:09:27,830 --> 01:09:31,040
♫ Oh, brother.
Man, you look so hot ♫
1165
01:09:31,070 --> 01:09:34,690
♫ I wanna get in your rocks ♫
1166
01:09:34,710 --> 01:09:38,010
♫ When we get together,
we're gonna get it on ♫
1167
01:09:38,010 --> 01:09:41,550
♫ And I'm gonna make some babies ♫
1168
01:09:42,160 --> 01:09:46,260
That is the song that my dad sang to
my other dad when they were courting.
1169
01:09:46,290 --> 01:09:49,400
When two Kronans want to make a baby,
they get together inside a mountain.
1170
01:09:49,420 --> 01:09:51,310
And they go down to
a little lava pool.
1171
01:09:51,330 --> 01:09:52,930
And they hold hands
over the hot lava.
1172
01:09:52,930 --> 01:09:54,490
And then after a month,
1173
01:09:54,490 --> 01:09:55,370
They pull their hands apart...
1174
01:09:55,390 --> 01:09:58,340
and they find they've created a
beautiful new Kronan baby boy.
1175
01:09:58,360 --> 01:10:00,470
Oh, fascinating.
And hot.
1176
01:10:01,050 --> 01:10:02,380
Did you ever have
a special someone?
1177
01:10:02,400 --> 01:10:03,970
Oh, I've had...
1178
01:10:04,000 --> 01:10:05,400
so many special someones.
1179
01:10:05,400 --> 01:10:07,780
But, I don't know.
1180
01:10:08,820 --> 01:10:09,940
I don't know if I want that again.
1181
01:10:09,940 --> 01:10:12,850
Is that because you lost your girlfriend
in battle and never forgave yourself?
1182
01:10:12,880 --> 01:10:15,630
And now, you're just trying to find
the answers in the bottom of a bottle.
1183
01:10:15,660 --> 01:10:18,740
Or some meaningless dalliance,
which only serves to numb the pain.
1184
01:10:18,760 --> 01:10:21,360
Instead of bringing you
real happiness or satisfaction.
1185
01:10:21,380 --> 01:10:23,800
Yeah, something like that.
1186
01:10:26,430 --> 01:10:28,160
They're beautiful.
1187
01:10:28,160 --> 01:10:29,600
Beautiful thing.
1188
01:10:33,660 --> 01:10:34,550
Jane.
1189
01:10:35,180 --> 01:10:37,600
- Thor?
- I want to feel shitty about you.
1190
01:10:37,630 --> 01:10:38,530
What?
1191
01:10:40,450 --> 01:10:41,410
Well, you know, well...
1192
01:10:41,410 --> 01:10:42,820
I...
1193
01:10:42,840 --> 01:10:44,950
I want to feel shitty
about something.
1194
01:10:44,980 --> 01:10:46,640
And I think that's you.
1195
01:10:46,670 --> 01:10:49,460
- Not really getting any better.
- That's not it, dammit.
1196
01:10:49,480 --> 01:10:50,800
I want, uh...
1197
01:10:50,820 --> 01:10:53,340
My friend, he told me that
it was better to feel shitty
1198
01:10:54,390 --> 01:10:56,580
from losing love than it is
to never experience love,
1199
01:10:56,600 --> 01:10:59,920
and to feel nothing at all, and
feel empty and I think he was right.
1200
01:11:00,090 --> 01:11:02,700
Which is how I've been
feeling for a long time.
1201
01:11:02,700 --> 01:11:05,060
I push people away,
kept them at a distance
1202
01:11:05,060 --> 01:11:06,430
because of the fear of that loss.
1203
01:11:06,430 --> 01:11:08,570
But I don't want to do that anymore.
I don't wanna...
1204
01:11:08,570 --> 01:11:10,800
Better to close off your heart
than feel the pain.
1205
01:11:10,800 --> 01:11:11,340
That's what I did.
1206
01:11:11,340 --> 01:11:14,100
Yes, I closed off my
heart and, and I meditated.
1207
01:11:14,120 --> 01:11:16,200
- Do, do you meditate?
- No, it's so boring.
1208
01:11:16,230 --> 01:11:19,040
It actually made
me more angry.
1209
01:11:19,040 --> 01:11:21,310
But I'm tired of giving
myself over to the idea of fate
1210
01:11:21,310 --> 01:11:23,790
and trying to figure out what
the universe wants from me.
1211
01:11:23,820 --> 01:11:24,820
I want to live in the moment.
1212
01:11:24,820 --> 01:11:26,400
I want to live like
there's no tomorrow.
1213
01:11:26,420 --> 01:11:27,470
Throw caution to the wind.
1214
01:11:27,490 --> 01:11:31,060
I want...
I want to be with you, Jane.
1215
01:11:31,060 --> 01:11:32,570
What do you say?
1216
01:11:32,590 --> 01:11:34,280
I have cancer.
1217
01:11:36,960 --> 01:11:38,290
I'm sorry, what?
1218
01:11:38,320 --> 01:11:39,430
I'm sick.
1219
01:11:39,450 --> 01:11:41,010
- Wait, what is happening?
- Bye...
1220
01:11:41,030 --> 01:11:42,720
- Uh...
- No, no, no, no.
1221
01:11:42,740 --> 01:11:43,510
Jane, Jane, Jane, Jane.
1222
01:11:43,530 --> 01:11:44,900
- Wait, Jane.
- What did I say?
1223
01:11:44,900 --> 01:11:45,930
I didn't mean that.
1224
01:11:45,950 --> 01:11:46,970
Just kidding.
1225
01:11:46,970 --> 01:11:48,340
I...
1226
01:11:48,360 --> 01:11:51,300
don't have cancer.
Let's go smash something.
1227
01:11:52,590 --> 01:11:53,850
Jane, I'm so sorry.
1228
01:11:53,850 --> 01:11:57,420
Don't be sorry for me.
1229
01:11:57,420 --> 01:11:59,430
When did you find out?
1230
01:11:59,450 --> 01:12:00,990
Um...
1231
01:12:01,020 --> 01:12:02,790
Like, six months ago.
I...
1232
01:12:02,790 --> 01:12:04,060
I was just feeling tired.
1233
01:12:04,080 --> 01:12:07,150
And then, they told
me I have stage four.
1234
01:12:07,180 --> 01:12:08,670
Get my affairs in order.
1235
01:12:09,460 --> 01:12:11,980
And then, I heard Mjölnir
calling me so...
1236
01:12:12,500 --> 01:12:13,770
I thought, maybe...
1237
01:12:13,790 --> 01:12:15,940
If science isn't working, maybe...
1238
01:12:15,970 --> 01:12:17,720
Viking space magic.
1239
01:12:19,350 --> 01:12:20,870
And that's why you came to New Asgard.
1240
01:12:20,870 --> 01:12:22,900
Yeah, I thought the hammer...
1241
01:12:22,930 --> 01:12:24,930
maybe could cure me, and...
1242
01:12:25,254 --> 01:12:27,254
I think it's getting better...
1243
01:12:28,110 --> 01:12:29,050
Maybe not.
1244
01:12:30,380 --> 01:12:32,820
Jane, none of us know how long we have.
1245
01:12:32,820 --> 01:12:35,020
We don't know what tomorrow holds.
1246
01:12:35,020 --> 01:12:37,620
And Mjölnir,
Mjölnir chose you.
1247
01:12:38,190 --> 01:12:40,260
And it chose you because
you are worthy.
1248
01:12:40,260 --> 01:12:41,840
And that's something.
1249
01:12:41,860 --> 01:12:44,350
When I first met you,
I was unworthy...
1250
01:12:44,370 --> 01:12:46,370
I was unable to
pick up that hammer.
1251
01:12:46,930 --> 01:12:51,230
But you taught me, there was no greater
purpose than to help those in need.
1252
01:12:52,240 --> 01:12:54,490
You made me worthy.
1253
01:12:55,720 --> 01:12:58,390
So whatever you wanna do,
we can do together.
1254
01:13:00,114 --> 01:13:01,114
Okay.
1255
01:13:01,150 --> 01:13:04,440
Now, what do you wanna do?
1256
01:13:04,460 --> 01:13:07,130
I wanna get those
children back to their families.
1257
01:13:07,150 --> 01:13:09,530
I want to finish that mission.
1258
01:13:09,550 --> 01:13:11,070
Spoken like a true Thor.
1259
01:13:12,970 --> 01:13:14,210
How do you feel now?
1260
01:13:15,390 --> 01:13:16,400
So scared.
1261
01:13:17,830 --> 01:13:19,210
How you feeling?
1262
01:13:19,230 --> 01:13:20,430
Shitty.
1263
01:13:20,460 --> 01:13:21,410
How shitty?
1264
01:13:21,440 --> 01:13:22,570
Really shitty.
1265
01:13:22,594 --> 01:13:23,694
Well then.
1266
01:13:33,910 --> 01:13:36,520
I wonder what those two
are talking about, out there.
1267
01:13:36,520 --> 01:13:38,080
Yeah, they're not talking.
1268
01:13:38,080 --> 01:13:40,490
Oh!
1269
01:13:40,490 --> 01:13:43,340
Do you think those two will ever
hold hands over a hot lava pool
1270
01:13:43,370 --> 01:13:45,130
and make a Thor baby?
1271
01:13:46,790 --> 01:13:49,030
It's unlikely, sadly.
1272
01:13:49,060 --> 01:13:50,840
Mm, that's too bad.
1273
01:13:50,860 --> 01:13:52,670
I think Thor would make a great dad.
1274
01:13:55,450 --> 01:13:57,310
Hey!
We're here.
1275
01:14:05,890 --> 01:14:07,690
Where did all the color go?
1276
01:14:40,740 --> 01:14:41,940
They're not here.
1277
01:14:47,590 --> 01:14:48,590
Where are they?
1278
01:15:08,030 --> 01:15:09,530
What the hell is this place?
1279
01:15:37,830 --> 01:15:40,230
Bifrost is the key.
1280
01:15:49,270 --> 01:15:50,530
It's a trap!
1281
01:16:07,870 --> 01:16:10,360
Can you tell me why you just threw
Stormbreaker out the window?
1282
01:16:10,390 --> 01:16:12,590
He needs it to open the gates of Eternity.
1283
01:16:43,830 --> 01:16:45,300
We really have to
stop meeting like this.
1284
01:16:45,300 --> 01:16:46,510
Call the ax.
1285
01:16:46,530 --> 01:16:48,260
I'll call the ax when
you call the dentist.
1286
01:16:48,280 --> 01:16:50,920
Call the ax.
1287
01:16:50,950 --> 01:16:53,400
Tell me where the children
are or I'm gonna kill...
1288
01:17:00,570 --> 01:17:01,890
Call the ax.
1289
01:17:08,830 --> 01:17:11,430
Some god you are.
1290
01:17:11,430 --> 01:17:14,040
You know nothing
1291
01:17:14,070 --> 01:17:15,330
of being a god.
1292
01:17:17,470 --> 01:17:19,740
You went to the gods for help
1293
01:17:19,740 --> 01:17:22,250
and they did nothing.
1294
01:17:22,280 --> 01:17:24,550
We're alike, in that sense.
1295
01:17:25,310 --> 01:17:27,210
He's nothing like you.
1296
01:17:27,210 --> 01:17:28,710
What was that?
1297
01:17:31,520 --> 01:17:33,510
I said, he's nothing like you.
1298
01:17:33,540 --> 01:17:36,890
That's right.
I'm not a hypocrite.
1299
01:17:36,890 --> 01:17:39,970
I'm truly creating peace.
1300
01:17:39,990 --> 01:17:41,500
You're murdering innocent gods.
1301
01:17:41,520 --> 01:17:42,730
Innocent?
1302
01:17:44,030 --> 01:17:45,250
Are you a Valkyrie?
1303
01:17:45,270 --> 01:17:46,530
Yes.
1304
01:17:46,530 --> 01:17:48,930
Haha, how exciting.
1305
01:17:49,840 --> 01:17:53,310
Oh, the gods failed you too.
1306
01:17:53,310 --> 01:17:57,270
Your sisterhood was led to slaughter.
1307
01:17:58,980 --> 01:18:01,170
Did you pray to the gods...
1308
01:18:01,200 --> 01:18:05,680
When the women you loved
laid dying on the battlefield?
1309
01:18:07,040 --> 01:18:09,930
Did you beg them for help...
1310
01:18:09,960 --> 01:18:12,070
As your family was massacred?
1311
01:18:14,860 --> 01:18:16,410
Good chat.
1312
01:18:19,670 --> 01:18:21,210
This one...
1313
01:18:21,230 --> 01:18:23,940
You're interesting.
1314
01:18:23,970 --> 01:18:25,400
You're different.
1315
01:18:26,410 --> 01:18:27,980
Yes.
1316
01:18:30,960 --> 01:18:32,960
Aww...
1317
01:18:36,380 --> 01:18:38,010
You're dying.
1318
01:18:39,310 --> 01:18:40,790
I'm sorry.
1319
01:18:41,740 --> 01:18:43,720
We're on the same path.
1320
01:18:45,730 --> 01:18:49,260
Just as the sword empowered me.
1321
01:18:49,940 --> 01:18:52,920
The hammer empowered you.
1322
01:18:52,950 --> 01:18:55,920
But it did nothing
to change your fate.
1323
01:18:56,740 --> 01:18:59,880
The gods will use you...
1324
01:19:00,600 --> 01:19:03,430
But they will not help you.
1325
01:19:03,810 --> 01:19:05,530
There is no...
1326
01:19:05,560 --> 01:19:08,260
eternal reward...
1327
01:19:08,290 --> 01:19:10,060
for us.
1328
01:19:15,460 --> 01:19:17,560
She'll be gone soon.
1329
01:19:18,660 --> 01:19:20,960
And you know who won't help her?
1330
01:19:20,960 --> 01:19:22,510
I'll give you one guess.
1331
01:19:33,470 --> 01:19:35,250
I know your pain.
1332
01:19:35,270 --> 01:19:37,480
Love is pain.
1333
01:19:41,710 --> 01:19:44,980
I had a daughter once.
1334
01:19:45,010 --> 01:19:49,150
I put my faith in a higher power,
hoping it would save her.
1335
01:19:49,990 --> 01:19:51,490
And she...
1336
01:19:52,570 --> 01:19:54,170
died.
1337
01:19:58,460 --> 01:20:00,500
Now I understand...
1338
01:20:00,500 --> 01:20:03,440
My daughter is the lucky one.
1339
01:20:03,470 --> 01:20:06,900
She does not have to grow up in a world...
1340
01:20:06,930 --> 01:20:10,550
Of suffering and pain
1341
01:20:10,580 --> 01:20:15,610
run by wicked gods.
1342
01:20:16,380 --> 01:20:19,820
Choose love.
1343
01:20:19,840 --> 01:20:24,020
Call the ax.
1344
01:20:32,070 --> 01:20:36,560
Call the ax.
1345
01:21:12,240 --> 01:21:15,170
- You okay?
- Yeah.
1346
01:21:17,150 --> 01:21:18,740
Hmm, I want to kill this guy.
1347
01:21:18,740 --> 01:21:21,420
So do I, but we have
to take him alive.
1348
01:21:21,440 --> 01:21:23,350
He's our only link to
finding those children.
1349
01:22:36,720 --> 01:22:39,060
Oh!
Thank you, Mr. Goat.
1350
01:23:12,270 --> 01:23:13,290
Val!
1351
01:23:24,230 --> 01:23:25,870
We've gotta get her out of here.
1352
01:23:35,970 --> 01:23:37,020
Hey, I got you.
1353
01:23:47,700 --> 01:23:49,460
Hey guys, we're here.
Come on, let's go.
1354
01:23:49,460 --> 01:23:51,630
Stormbreaker, take us home.
1355
01:24:49,570 --> 01:24:52,880
Look, there are other, more aggressive
forms of treatment we can try,
1356
01:24:52,920 --> 01:24:56,930
but something's affecting her
body's ability to fight the cancer.
1357
01:24:56,930 --> 01:24:58,230
I'm sorry, Thor.
1358
01:25:12,710 --> 01:25:14,570
Oh, there you are.
1359
01:25:14,590 --> 01:25:15,600
What's going on out there?
1360
01:25:15,630 --> 01:25:18,790
Oh, some moron made a fridge
without a door. Can you believe it?
1361
01:25:18,820 --> 01:25:22,180
Not to worry, I got it open
and got you all sorts of goodies.
1362
01:25:22,210 --> 01:25:23,070
How's Val?
1363
01:25:23,100 --> 01:25:25,690
Oh, she's in a lot of pain,
uh, but she is stable.
1364
01:25:25,690 --> 01:25:27,030
Okay, good.
1365
01:25:27,060 --> 01:25:28,950
Now, I just gotta get this...
1366
01:25:28,970 --> 01:25:30,510
- out of my...
- Woah! No, no, no.
1367
01:25:30,540 --> 01:25:31,310
That's gotta stay in there.
1368
01:25:31,330 --> 01:25:35,080
That's all the magic potions
and elixirs doing their thing, so...
1369
01:25:35,100 --> 01:25:36,250
Just gonna pop out for a moment.
1370
01:25:36,280 --> 01:25:37,880
Pick up the kids.
Uh, kill a bad guy.
1371
01:25:37,900 --> 01:25:40,340
And then, I'll come straight back.
1372
01:25:40,340 --> 01:25:42,440
You're going without me?
1373
01:25:42,470 --> 01:25:43,710
Uh, yeah.
1374
01:25:43,740 --> 01:25:45,640
What happened to like...
doing everything together?
1375
01:25:46,010 --> 01:25:48,080
He's gonna use those kids
to distract you.
1376
01:25:48,080 --> 01:25:48,850
You need me.
1377
01:25:48,850 --> 01:25:50,110
I do need you, Jane.
1378
01:25:50,130 --> 01:25:51,340
I need you alive.
1379
01:25:51,750 --> 01:25:53,190
It would be great to have
you on the battlefield.
1380
01:25:53,190 --> 01:25:54,650
Fighting Gorr side by side,
1381
01:25:54,680 --> 01:25:56,590
but that hammer is killing you.
1382
01:25:57,790 --> 01:26:00,960
Every time you use it,
it's draining all of your mortal strength,
1383
01:26:00,960 --> 01:26:03,280
leaving your body unable
to fight the cancer.
1384
01:26:04,090 --> 01:26:06,310
What happened to live
like there's no tomorrow?
1385
01:26:06,330 --> 01:26:08,310
That was before I knew
you might not have one.
1386
01:26:08,330 --> 01:26:09,660
Why not have
one more adventure?
1387
01:26:09,680 --> 01:26:11,800
Jane, if there's a chance to live.
You have to take it.
1388
01:26:11,800 --> 01:26:14,890
Spoken like a true Thor
who does not have cancer.
1389
01:26:18,240 --> 01:26:22,500
I know, I seem like some cool
astrophysicist from New Mexico.
1390
01:26:22,530 --> 01:26:23,450
Just living the dream.
1391
01:26:23,450 --> 01:26:25,450
But, look at me.
1392
01:26:25,450 --> 01:26:27,150
I wanna keep fighting.
1393
01:26:27,150 --> 01:26:28,950
I'm the Mighty Thor.
1394
01:26:28,950 --> 01:26:30,220
And you want me not to do that?
1395
01:26:30,220 --> 01:26:32,730
What's the point of
more time, and this?
1396
01:26:33,990 --> 01:26:35,490
Because I love you.
1397
01:26:38,150 --> 01:26:39,860
I've always loved you.
1398
01:26:40,870 --> 01:26:43,740
And this is a chance, for us.
1399
01:26:43,740 --> 01:26:46,990
If you pick up that damn hammer
again, then that chance is gone.
1400
01:26:59,160 --> 01:27:00,480
It's your choice, Jane.
1401
01:27:01,940 --> 01:27:03,640
But I'd regret it
every single day,
1402
01:27:03,660 --> 01:27:06,980
If I didn't ask you to stay here, so we
can try and figure this out together.
1403
01:27:10,160 --> 01:27:12,930
You better come back to me.
1404
01:27:12,930 --> 01:27:15,410
I'm coming back,
as soon as I can.
1405
01:27:17,410 --> 01:27:18,460
Break a leg.
1406
01:27:18,480 --> 01:27:20,020
Oh, I'll break all his legs.
1407
01:27:33,430 --> 01:27:35,960
Remember that, the gate
to Eternity is at the literal center...
1408
01:27:35,990 --> 01:27:36,680
- of the universe...
- Universe.
1409
01:27:36,700 --> 01:27:38,020
- You go past the cluster of comets...
- Yes.
1410
01:27:38,020 --> 01:27:39,360
Yes, yes. I know.
We've been over this.
1411
01:27:39,360 --> 01:27:41,080
I'm not going to get lost.
1412
01:27:41,100 --> 01:27:43,500
So how are you feeling
with the old stab wound?
1413
01:27:43,500 --> 01:27:46,240
- I think I lost my kidney
- Gone? Completely? Ugh.
1414
01:27:46,270 --> 01:27:48,160
I wish I could join you, but...
1415
01:27:48,180 --> 01:27:50,340
I'd probably die and that
won't help get the kids back.
1416
01:27:50,370 --> 01:27:52,230
So you'll have
to go it alone.
1417
01:27:52,250 --> 01:27:54,980
All you have to do,
is destroy that sword.
1418
01:27:55,010 --> 01:27:56,440
It's his source of power.
1419
01:27:56,440 --> 01:27:57,960
He won't survive
long without it.
1420
01:27:59,720 --> 01:28:02,000
Hey, don't die.
1421
01:28:02,020 --> 01:28:03,160
Yeah, I know.
1422
01:28:56,540 --> 01:28:58,240
Eternity.
1423
01:29:00,580 --> 01:29:02,000
Finally.
1424
01:29:44,550 --> 01:29:45,940
Hey, kids.
1425
01:29:48,230 --> 01:29:49,660
I knew he'd come.
1426
01:29:50,385 --> 01:29:51,385
Go.
1427
01:29:51,710 --> 01:29:53,110
Go, kids.
1428
01:30:01,440 --> 01:30:02,700
Everyone okay?
1429
01:30:02,730 --> 01:30:04,670
Alright, gather round.
Gather round.
1430
01:30:04,670 --> 01:30:06,280
Good to see you
in person, buddy.
1431
01:30:06,310 --> 01:30:07,510
Good to see you.
1432
01:30:18,190 --> 01:30:19,730
Alright, listen up!
Here's the plan.
1433
01:30:19,760 --> 01:30:22,030
We're gonna sneak our
way towards Stormbreaker,
1434
01:30:22,050 --> 01:30:26,060
Being very careful not to bump into,
any of those big shadow monsters.
1435
01:30:27,710 --> 01:30:29,090
They're behind me, aren't they?
1436
01:30:34,370 --> 01:30:36,330
Does anyone here
have battle experience?
1437
01:30:37,460 --> 01:30:39,320
Well, no time to
learn like the present.
1438
01:30:39,350 --> 01:30:40,880
But, we're not
strong like you.
1439
01:30:40,910 --> 01:30:41,700
We're just kids.
1440
01:30:41,730 --> 01:30:44,120
Hey, don't forget.
You're Asgardian kids.
1441
01:30:44,140 --> 01:30:44,880
I'm not.
1442
01:30:44,880 --> 01:30:48,160
- I'm just a Lieckning kid.
- And I'm a Mardasian kid.
1443
01:30:48,180 --> 01:30:49,310
Okay.
Okay.
1444
01:30:49,310 --> 01:30:51,750
But today,
you're Asgardians.
1445
01:30:51,750 --> 01:30:53,160
Now, collect your weapons.
1446
01:30:53,180 --> 01:30:54,200
What?
1447
01:30:54,220 --> 01:30:56,300
Go and find anything
you can pick up.
1448
01:30:56,320 --> 01:30:57,650
And bring it back here.
1449
01:30:57,670 --> 01:30:59,030
Hurry, hurry.
1450
01:30:59,854 --> 01:31:01,786
Okay, go, c'mon.
1451
01:31:02,010 --> 01:31:03,760
They're getting closer,
hurry up.
1452
01:31:06,320 --> 01:31:09,790
Today, is a day that
will go down in history.
1453
01:31:10,810 --> 01:31:14,340
Today's a day they will talk
about for generations to come.
1454
01:31:14,370 --> 01:31:17,380
Today, we are Space Vikings!
1455
01:31:17,410 --> 01:31:19,740
Present...
arms!
1456
01:31:24,570 --> 01:31:26,350
Whosoever holds these weapons,
1457
01:31:26,370 --> 01:31:28,880
And believes in getting home,
if they be true of heart,
1458
01:31:28,900 --> 01:31:31,730
Is therefore,
worthy, and shall possess...
1459
01:31:32,930 --> 01:31:34,950
For a limited time only,
1460
01:31:34,970 --> 01:31:38,740
The power of Thor!
1461
01:31:48,010 --> 01:31:49,290
General Axl...
1462
01:31:51,110 --> 01:31:53,480
Lead your army
to that ax.
1463
01:31:53,510 --> 01:31:55,450
We shall do our worst...
1464
01:31:56,350 --> 01:31:57,800
For Asgard.
1465
01:34:12,960 --> 01:34:13,960
Jane.
1466
01:34:31,540 --> 01:34:33,030
We destroy that sword
and he's dead.
1467
01:34:33,060 --> 01:34:35,880
The gateway's almost open.
You gotta stop Stormbreaker.
1468
01:34:35,910 --> 01:34:37,790
It's okay.
I got him.
1469
01:34:45,380 --> 01:34:47,410
Stormbreaker, stop this!
1470
01:34:47,440 --> 01:34:49,220
Get a hold of yourself.
Look what you're doing.
1471
01:34:49,240 --> 01:34:50,650
I'm gonna get you out of there.
1472
01:34:51,600 --> 01:34:52,600
Come on!
1473
01:34:59,240 --> 01:35:02,830
Let go of my friend!
1474
01:35:06,770 --> 01:35:08,480
You've lost, Lady Thor.
1475
01:35:15,750 --> 01:35:16,920
First off,
1476
01:35:16,940 --> 01:35:19,420
the name is Mighty Thor.
1477
01:35:21,340 --> 01:35:22,760
And secondly...
1478
01:35:22,790 --> 01:35:25,660
If you can't say Mighty Thor,
1479
01:35:25,680 --> 01:35:29,750
I'll accept Dr. Jane Foster!
1480
01:35:32,880 --> 01:35:34,360
And thirdly,
1481
01:35:34,390 --> 01:35:37,410
eat my hammer!
1482
01:35:46,470 --> 01:35:48,580
Stormbreaker!
1483
01:35:52,900 --> 01:35:54,490
I knew you could do it.
1484
01:35:55,340 --> 01:35:57,620
Axl!
Get them home.
1485
01:37:46,090 --> 01:37:47,130
Jane?
1486
01:37:47,620 --> 01:37:48,430
I'm okay.
1487
01:37:49,520 --> 01:37:50,820
You have to stop him.
1488
01:38:20,130 --> 01:38:21,410
Gorr, stop!
1489
01:38:26,620 --> 01:38:30,780
What kind of father
would I be, if I stopped.
1490
01:38:35,200 --> 01:38:37,560
I know your pain,
but this isn't the way.
1491
01:38:39,900 --> 01:38:43,100
It's not death
or revenge that you seek.
1492
01:38:45,840 --> 01:38:47,840
What do I seek?
1493
01:39:01,620 --> 01:39:02,880
You seek love.
1494
01:39:06,070 --> 01:39:07,070
Love?
1495
01:39:08,430 --> 01:39:11,130
Why should I seek love?
1496
01:39:11,160 --> 01:39:13,380
Because that's all
any of us want.
1497
01:39:15,480 --> 01:39:22,040
How dare you turn
your back on me.
1498
01:39:22,040 --> 01:39:23,950
You've won, Gorr.
1499
01:39:23,980 --> 01:39:27,380
Why would I spend my last moments
with you, when I can be with her?
1500
01:39:28,820 --> 01:39:30,390
I choose love.
1501
01:39:30,410 --> 01:39:32,620
You can, too.
You can bring her back.
1502
01:39:37,290 --> 01:39:38,740
Make your wish.
1503
01:40:09,910 --> 01:40:11,210
I'm dying.
1504
01:40:12,780 --> 01:40:14,280
She would have no one.
1505
01:40:15,480 --> 01:40:17,280
She would be alone.
1506
01:40:24,660 --> 01:40:26,360
She won't be alone.
1507
01:41:37,380 --> 01:41:38,380
My love.
1508
01:41:48,550 --> 01:41:50,950
I've missed you,
so much.
1509
01:41:53,330 --> 01:41:55,330
I've missed you, too.
1510
01:41:58,500 --> 01:42:01,080
- I'm so sorry.
- It's okay.
1511
01:42:03,040 --> 01:42:05,730
Ever since I picked up that hammer...
1512
01:42:07,420 --> 01:42:11,280
It's like...
I've gotten an extra life.
1513
01:42:12,550 --> 01:42:15,850
It was...
1514
01:42:15,880 --> 01:42:17,230
Magical.
1515
01:42:20,260 --> 01:42:22,390
Not too bad for a human.
1516
01:42:23,950 --> 01:42:25,990
Not too bad for a god.
1517
01:42:27,630 --> 01:42:30,490
I think I figured
out my catchphrase.
1518
01:42:30,520 --> 01:42:32,660
- Oh, yeah? What is it?
- Look...
1519
01:42:38,050 --> 01:42:39,650
It's perfect.
1520
01:42:39,680 --> 01:42:42,420
- It's the best one yet.
- Thanks.
1521
01:42:50,410 --> 01:42:52,700
Keep your heart open.
1522
01:42:58,330 --> 01:43:00,060
I love you.
1523
01:43:01,280 --> 01:43:03,280
I love you too.
1524
01:43:47,670 --> 01:43:49,670
Protect her.
1525
01:43:50,750 --> 01:43:52,150
Protect my love.
1526
01:44:26,020 --> 01:44:29,030
Let me tell you the
legend of the Space Viking.
1527
01:44:29,060 --> 01:44:30,660
A.K.A
1528
01:44:30,690 --> 01:44:32,450
"The Mighty Thor".
1529
01:44:32,470 --> 01:44:33,830
A.K.A
1530
01:44:33,860 --> 01:44:36,100
"Dr. Jane Foster".
1531
01:44:38,090 --> 01:44:43,880
Her sacrifice saved the universe and
taught us all what it means to be worthy.
1532
01:44:44,870 --> 01:44:47,070
She helped the
children of the gods.
1533
01:44:47,090 --> 01:44:49,330
Who laser beamed
their way back home,
1534
01:44:49,360 --> 01:44:53,760
to their dozy, little fishing
village turned tourist destination.
1535
01:44:53,790 --> 01:44:55,880
Mommy!
1536
01:44:55,910 --> 01:44:57,550
Look at you!
1537
01:44:57,580 --> 01:44:58,870
- Are you okay?
- I'm fine. I'm okay.
1538
01:44:58,890 --> 01:45:00,180
- Are you sure?
- I'm okay.
1539
01:45:00,550 --> 01:45:02,980
The kids were safe to be kids again.
1540
01:45:04,780 --> 01:45:05,700
Widen your stance.
1541
01:45:05,730 --> 01:45:09,820
Especially after their king made
them all go to self-defense classes.
1542
01:45:09,850 --> 01:45:12,900
- Look at all those budding Space Vikings.
- And the most important part
1543
01:45:12,930 --> 01:45:15,900
The war cry!
1544
01:45:15,930 --> 01:45:17,510
Even Heimdall's son
1545
01:45:17,530 --> 01:45:18,950
Axl Heimdallson
1546
01:45:18,980 --> 01:45:21,540
who could now do his dad's freaky eye magic,
1547
01:45:21,560 --> 01:45:23,710
was becoming quite the warrior.
1548
01:45:23,730 --> 01:45:26,100
The future of Asgard was secure.
1549
01:45:27,280 --> 01:45:28,530
Speaking of futures,
1550
01:45:28,530 --> 01:45:30,210
I was forging one of my own.
1551
01:45:30,230 --> 01:45:32,660
Now, that my body
has grown back.
1552
01:45:32,680 --> 01:45:35,170
With a dude I met called Dwayne.
1553
01:45:37,300 --> 01:45:38,720
And what about Thor, you ask?
1554
01:45:39,410 --> 01:45:41,610
He embarked on a new journey.
1555
01:45:41,610 --> 01:45:44,110
Because he had found something to live for.
1556
01:45:44,110 --> 01:45:46,100
Something to love for.
1557
01:45:46,130 --> 01:45:49,260
A little someone who turned him from sad god
1558
01:45:49,290 --> 01:45:50,700
into dad god.
1559
01:45:50,720 --> 01:45:52,520
Breakfast is served, bon appetit.
1560
01:45:53,500 --> 01:45:54,500
Hello!
1561
01:45:54,520 --> 01:45:55,590
There you go!
1562
01:45:55,610 --> 01:45:57,890
Hey!
Breakfast!
1563
01:45:57,890 --> 01:45:58,990
Excuse me.
1564
01:45:59,730 --> 01:46:00,800
What is that?
1565
01:46:00,800 --> 01:46:02,620
They're...
They're panflaps from Earth.
1566
01:46:02,640 --> 01:46:04,610
I don't think
I like panflaps.
1567
01:46:04,630 --> 01:46:05,770
- You love them.
- No, I don't.
1568
01:46:05,790 --> 01:46:07,790
- Yes, you do.
- Never had that in my life.
1569
01:46:07,810 --> 01:46:09,840
Come on, eat up.
We have to go. We're gonna be late.
1570
01:46:09,840 --> 01:46:12,600
- Now, where are your boots?
- I'm wearing them.
1571
01:46:12,960 --> 01:46:14,440
You're not wearing those.
1572
01:46:14,440 --> 01:46:16,150
- Yes, I am.
- No, you're not.
1573
01:46:16,170 --> 01:46:18,580
- Yes, I am.
- No, you're not.
1574
01:46:18,600 --> 01:46:20,490
Go to hell, demon!
1575
01:46:22,990 --> 01:46:24,360
It's brand new.
Now, destroyed.
1576
01:46:24,390 --> 01:46:26,090
Thank you very much.
1577
01:46:26,090 --> 01:46:28,020
You know what, you wear what you want.
1578
01:46:28,020 --> 01:46:29,650
Don't come complaining to
me when your feet get sore.
1579
01:46:29,670 --> 01:46:31,770
Alright, you get no
sympathy here from me.
1580
01:46:31,800 --> 01:46:34,460
Ugh, fine.
I'll wear the boots.
1581
01:46:34,460 --> 01:46:35,130
Thank you.
1582
01:46:35,130 --> 01:46:37,330
Now, remember what my mother used to tell me.
1583
01:46:37,350 --> 01:46:38,410
Listen to the grown ups.
1584
01:46:38,430 --> 01:46:40,610
And if you see anyone
scared or being picked on,
1585
01:46:40,630 --> 01:46:42,050
- Look after them. Okay?
- Okay.
1586
01:46:42,070 --> 01:46:43,660
And most of all, have fun.
1587
01:46:43,710 --> 01:46:45,230
- Gotcha.
- Gotcha.
1588
01:46:45,360 --> 01:46:47,430
Now, where is Mjölnir?
Where did I put it?
1589
01:46:47,450 --> 01:46:48,890
Over there,
sleeping in the bed.
1590
01:46:48,920 --> 01:46:50,980
In the bed.
1591
01:46:51,910 --> 01:46:52,710
Oh, wow!
1592
01:46:55,120 --> 01:46:57,670
That is not coming off.
1593
01:46:57,670 --> 01:46:58,990
What did you do?
1594
01:46:59,020 --> 01:47:01,200
Eh, she looked boring before.
1595
01:47:02,180 --> 01:47:03,120
Ah!
1596
01:47:03,150 --> 01:47:03,950
Supposed it did.
1597
01:47:03,980 --> 01:47:04,850
I love it.
1598
01:47:05,270 --> 01:47:06,420
Very creative.
1599
01:47:10,880 --> 01:47:12,220
Okay...
1600
01:47:12,250 --> 01:47:15,060
Now, see the aliens down there?
The stripy ones?
1601
01:47:15,060 --> 01:47:15,870
They look nice.
1602
01:47:15,890 --> 01:47:16,760
Yeah, they are nice.
1603
01:47:16,760 --> 01:47:17,860
That's why we have
to look after them.
1604
01:47:17,880 --> 01:47:18,800
Got it.
1605
01:47:18,820 --> 01:47:20,280
Protect the nice ones.
1606
01:47:21,190 --> 01:47:22,020
I love you, sweetie.
1607
01:47:22,060 --> 01:47:23,320
Love you, Uncle Thor.
1608
01:47:25,820 --> 01:47:27,720
They will always be there for us.
1609
01:47:27,820 --> 01:47:31,120
The Space Viking, and his girl born from
Eternity
1610
01:47:31,120 --> 01:47:33,720
with the powers of a god.
1611
01:47:35,960 --> 01:47:41,320
Two warriors, fighting the good fight, for
those who can't fight good.
1612
01:47:46,960 --> 01:47:50,820
They have traveled far, and have been
given many names.
1613
01:47:50,960 --> 01:47:55,920
But to those who know them best,
they're simply known as
1614
01:47:55,960 --> 01:47:58,120
Love and Thunder.
1615
01:47:58,744 --> 01:48:05,744
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01:48:05,768 --> 01:48:12,768
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1617
01:49:45,150 --> 01:49:49,720
It used to be that being a god, meant something.
1618
01:49:51,030 --> 01:49:53,660
People would whisper your name...
1619
01:49:53,660 --> 01:49:56,930
Before sharing their deepest hopes and dreams.
1620
01:49:58,630 --> 01:50:01,500
They begged you for mercy...
1621
01:50:01,500 --> 01:50:06,670
Without ever knowing, if you're actually listening.
1622
01:50:06,700 --> 01:50:07,520
Now...
1623
01:50:08,440 --> 01:50:11,080
You know, they look to the sky.
1624
01:50:11,080 --> 01:50:13,990
They don't ask us for lightning.
1625
01:50:14,010 --> 01:50:17,090
They don't ask us for rain.
1626
01:50:17,090 --> 01:50:21,380
They just want to see one of their so-called superheroes.
1627
01:50:24,630 --> 01:50:26,890
When did we become the joke?
1628
01:50:30,214 --> 01:50:32,214
No.
1629
01:50:32,238 --> 01:50:34,238
No more.
1630
01:50:35,270 --> 01:50:38,230
They will fear us again...
1631
01:50:38,260 --> 01:50:41,490
When Thor Odinson falls from the sky.
1632
01:50:44,580 --> 01:50:48,030
Do you understand me, Hercules?
1633
01:50:48,060 --> 01:50:52,370
- Do you understand, my son?
- Yes, father.
1634
01:57:32,513 --> 01:57:33,513
Oh!
1635
01:57:33,537 --> 01:57:36,037
Huh? Oh.
1636
01:57:37,161 --> 01:57:39,661
Huh. Ha ha ha.
1637
01:57:40,988 --> 01:57:43,088
Oh, hey!
1638
01:57:44,279 --> 01:57:45,979
Jane Foster.
1639
01:57:46,971 --> 01:57:48,671
Heimdall.
1640
01:57:48,871 --> 01:57:50,551
I see you're dead now.
1641
01:57:50,713 --> 01:57:52,613
Uh. Yeah.
1642
01:57:52,629 --> 01:57:54,962
Thank you for looking after my son.
1643
01:57:55,004 --> 01:57:58,140
You are very welcome here to
the land of the gods.
1644
01:58:02,746 --> 01:58:04,846
Welcome to Valhalla.
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