All language subtitles for Cross Rise of the Villains (1)

Wars have ravished the Earth since its creation.

So many lives lost in vain.

Deaths of knights, Vikings, sailors, and soldiers.

To keep balance, the gods chose warriors

to protect mankind from the strongest of enemies.

They forged these amulets from celestial alloys

and armed these warriors.

The Cross Amulet, the power to take lives or save them.

The Kronos Amulet.

The god of time.

In the right hands, can be the most valuable amulet.

But in the wrong hands, can be the most treacherous.

The Red Amulet.

The amulet of death.

By far, the most powerful and wicked amulet.

The warrior with the Red Amulet is feared by all others

as death soon follows.

We're in.

Call the other guardians.

Callan, the superhero.

The street-level hero armed

with the explosive, powerful, ancient Cross Amulet,

and his extraordinary team of weapons experts.

Gunnar.

Imprisoned and always plotting the end of humanity

and revenge against his mighty enemies.

Lucia and RPG.

The assassins.

Beautiful but deadly.

The dysfunctional family of War, Riot and Chaos.

The family that kills together stays together.

Our special ops team of Blackfire, Ranger and Nuke.

A meal of deadly precision and a side of comedy.

The retired contractors:

Powerhouse, Claymore, Recon, and Mack.

Never was there a team such as this.

Our detectives, Nitti and Williams.

Hot on the trail of these villains.

They assist our Cross team.

The ruthless villains, Drago...

and Muerte.

All right, guys, let's get to work.

The last comic we defended ended in disaster.

We lost Riley.

Callan took it hard.

Callan is a soldier.

He knows exactly what it means to live this type of life.
And Riley died in battle.

They deal with the loss and move forward. That is the job.

Well, let's kick some ass and save every life that we can.

Is that what it appears to be?

The entire Cross team is dead?

There's 16 tombstones. That means...

Both of the Cross teams... dead.

They will be if we don't change the outcome.

Legend has it that the third issue of the comic
is the most dangerous

with the most difficult opponents.

And listen closely.

What we do tonight can and will determine the final outcome

and life or death of the Cross team.

In the last issue, Muerte had opened a briefcase

and it cast a glowing red light on his face.

He seemed pretty excited about it.

Yeah. He said, "Ladies, we've got our edge."

Exactly. So we know Muerte has something powerful
in his hands.

And some time has passed.

So let's see where we come in.

"The Cross team is in the high desert,
stopping a major gun sale.

However, they didn't expect half of Muerte's army to be there.

Blackfire and War are taking some serious heat
behind a boulder."

-Damn. They're everywhere!
-Yeah. They are.

Apples? Seriously?

Don't worry about my apples, all right?
I told Nuke I love food, okay?

So he made something special.

-Special? Like what?
-These.

How much do truck drivers make?

You driving a rig 80 miles an hour, pulling 70,000 pounds?

Oh, shit! What's wrong with that?

I think you'll survive longer dodging these bullets.

I mean, all comic heroes get benefits.

Benefits? Hey, like what?

I mean, I'm sure Deadpool gets down
on cheesecake and caviar.

Cheesecake and caviar?

-Yeah.
-That's disgusting.

You know he's pulling his mask up
and eating sandwiches and getting down in between takes.

Airmail! It's on the way and it's coming on time.

Dude.

Did your mother drop you repeatedly?

Man, I was my mama's favourite.
She's the one taught me how to throw.

Why am I always getting shot at?

Because you never shut up.
They know exactly where to find you.

-Why are you wearing shorts?
-I came straight from the gym.

You don't work out. Look at your ankles.

Airmail! Delivered on time, every time!

Hey. Launch, launch!

Throw it!

Fore!

Reload! Shots fired!

One for the money.

-Two...
-Your 6 o'clock.

for the show.

Three for your mama.

Because your mama is a ho.

Ranger, cover me and Blackfire!

Careful!

Lucia, focus on contact!

Reload!

Chaos, get your ass down!

Got the son of a bitch on the right! I got him!

Chaos!

Talk to me! You alive?

I'm just relaxing.

-Not like on-a-sandy-beach relaxing.
-Spring break is over, sis.

-Get your ass up and sling some lead!
-I'm going, I'm going!

Reload!

Damn.

Sometimes you have to take care of things
the old-fashioned way,

especially when they're personal.

You tried to kill my little sister.

Just like lab rats.

Walked right into it.

No respect for their enemies.

Let's see what the ladies are doing.

Send us in. We like to play.

Yeah, put us in, coach.

Seize the day, boss.

Not just yet.

My plan is just getting started.

All right, let's get these guns loaded.

Hey, fellas.

Looks like I got a flat tyre. Could you help?

Just a little flat tyre.

We gotta move these-- We gotta--
We gotta move this stuff, guys.

Muerte's gonna kill us. We gotta move this. I'm sorry.

Please?

You're wondering what we're doing with all those guns.

Having one hell of a party.

Hey, boys.

Well, maybe I...

I better-- No, no, no.

No, Muerte's gonna-- Muerte's gonna kill us.

Hey, boss, it's almost time. Think he'll make it?

He'll be here.

He waited a long time, and he's come a long way.

All bad guys.

Right on time.

-I knew you wouldn't miss a party.
-Muerte.

You know, it's ironic, with a name like death...

that you would find what I finally need.

It's good to see you, old friend.

It's been a while.

Yeah.

I see you're keeping the Cross team entertained.

Just like I promised.

I keep them busy till you can get my prize--

Oh, speaking of our prize...

Show her to me.

I have yours.

My baby has been gone for much too long.

The third and final amulet.

The amulet of death...

and immortality.

That cost me a pretty penny.

Yeah, I heard you lost some men trying to acquire it.

Too bad it'll only work for you,
or I would have taken a shot at it.

I bet you tried it on anyway.

I bet you did.

Looks like you're gonna lose some more soldiers today.

Collateral damage.

Well worth the loss.

My guys will keep them busy,

so you can get what I asked for.

Oh, I'll get it.

I got the amulet for you.

Now get me what I need.

You'll have what you desire, Muerte.

That's a promise.

It's heavily guarded.

But I made sure everyone will be dead
by the time you get there.

Well, you're not the type of guy to leave loose ends.

You'll have what you need.

Nice to see you, caveman.

Okay, let's finish this up and go home.
I've got a comfy bed waiting for us.

Who are you?

Charlie's maids?

You're so cute. Does your mommy know
you're out here talking smack?

Yeah, to a bunch of girls that are about to kick your ass.

So you hos about to kick my ass?

Oh, not them. Just me.

Give me some sugar, baby.

Really? One throat punch?

I've got to find a bigger guy.

-Wanna dance, little lady?
-Bring it on.

Dance on that, punk.

Oh, yeah.

I'll fuck you up, motherfucker.

-You okay?
-I'm fine.

Left!

Reload!

Get your head up, you damn turkey.

There you go.

You good?

All clear.

That does it for these cockroaches.
Let's go link up with the rest of the team.

Yeah, I think I heard Blackfire coming from over there.

-Where?
-Over there.

Right. Let's go this direction.

Yeah, I can hear him now.
"Blackfire did this. Blackfire did that."

The only thing Blackfire has ever done is play
with his little balls

and drive people insane in the membrane.

I tell you about that time I caught him with a blowup doll?

-I'd love to hear that.
-It was disgusting.

I swear, one day you're gonna get me killed.
You're gonna get my ass shot off in the woods!

Don't point your gun at me, okay?

If the bad guys don't shoot you, I'm gonna shoot you.
Get off me!

I swear, we're worse than a married couple.

Like my fort?

-You did this?
-Yeah.

It looks like shit.

-Oh, man, I only got one grenade. Damn.
-Well, use it. I'll cover you.

-Oh, here we go.
-Bye, Felicia!

Now, that's how you take out vermin. That's how you do.

Nice shot, Ranger.

It's locked.

Imagine that.

Now, that's some serious power.

You ain't seen nothing yet.

-That's not good.
-At least we know what we're dealing with.

The Red Amulet of death.

Callan's Cross can handle it.

Not so fast.

The legend states
that the Red Amulet can kill anyone at any time.

It is the most powerful amulet.

Then how do they stop it?

And how do we help?

Us alone? We can't.

"Drago and his guards walk along the room
towards a solid steel door."

That's three feet thick. Can you handle that, boss?

That's all right.

Hey, Ranger. Can you grab Blackfire on your way out?

He's over there in those bushes.
Yeah, he ate one of his apples.

-All right, man. See you back at headquarters.
-Copy that.

Yeah?

They had crates full of Uzis, pistols, grenades,
all sorts of stuff.

Much more than usual.

We kicked their asses pretty good, though.

We had the same outcome.

Headed back to base now.

We're going back to Cross headquarters.
We'll meet up in a bit.

Roger that.

Well, my team took out a bunch of Muerte's guys.

So, what's the deal?

Usual stolen weapons, but they had heavy artillery too.

Nothing we can't handle.

No problem.

Let's head back.

Enjoy your temporary victory.

The end is near.

-They actually believe they're winning?
-Yeah.

Do you have my prize?

Yeah, I've got it. We're on our way.

Excellent.

I'll see you soon.

Our time has come.

Soon, this city will bow at our feet.

-That kind of power feels good.
-Very good. We look forward to seeing it in action.

I'll call the commissioner...

and tell him that he has to pay.

And when I say "pay," I mean, pay in blood!

Kill them all.

Let's do it.

Sexy.

Hot and hard to handle.

I like it.

I can handle them.

My little angels.

And my soldiers!

Oh, soon, they will be bowing at our feet.

Outstanding day, guys!

Get your gear squared away.

Weapons cleaned, mags reloaded.

Ranger.

-Here's your clips.
-Square your gear away, brother.

This does not go there. That's my gear.

Man, that was a lot of guns.

Twenty? Thirty? We got them.

Yeah. Blackfire.

-Stop leaving your balls laying around.
-Don't throw my balls.

Don't throw my balls.

What's going on, brother?

I'm just tired, that's all.

Right. Come on, I know you.

What's going on up there?

I don't know. Something seems off.

Well, you know what I think it is?

I think you need to go on a vacation.

You need to take that girl Sloane
and go off the grid somewhere.

Hit Malibu, Ojai.

-That's a good idea.
-Yeah.

We should all get some sleep. It's been a long week.

Yeah.

Just get some beauty rest
because this face needs its beauty.

All right. Take the night off.

Or we could take a week in, you know, Fiji?

I'm gonna have to settle for one of the other ones.

-Jason.
-Should we meet back here at 0700?

-Roger that.
-Ten-four.

I'm gonna go downstairs.

You gonna go down there and hang out with old Lecter?

-Yeah.
-Watch your fingers and toes.

Blackfire, stop playing with your damn balls
and get them clean.

How about you help me wash them?

How are you, handsome?

Been watching the news lately?

A bit dodgy all over the country.

I think you've got enough superheroes to handle us bad guys.

I wouldn't call you a bad guy.

Maybe an asshole but not a bad guy.

Be that as it may be, you're still gonna get
your asses kicked, permanent fashion.

So Muerte's been keeping us really busy.

He's got big plans and big pockets.

You heard anything?

How can I hear anything? I've been in here for months.
I don't even know what month it is.

Why don't you let me out?

Well, if you stop trying to kill everyone on the planet,
you could go wherever you want.

-I can't do that.
-That's the problem.

You know, I just wanna die and rejoin my family.

Family is one thing that I understand.

Listen, you just let me know if you hear anything, all right?

You know, you're a funny guy.
You should have your own standup.

Maybe you'll leave me a couple of tickets at will call.

You're such a dick.

Now we know that Callan brought Gunnar back
from Antarctica.

And he keeps him close.

Yup.

Keep your friends close,

but keep the destroyer of worlds closer.

Did you guys notice how Muerte is celebrating
like he's already won?

It has everything to do
with what Drago took from that bank vault.

Yeah, what was it?

Whatever it was, it's a game changer.

We need to figure out what part we play in all of this.

The scroll states that without our help, the Cross team dies.

Yes!

Yes.

Flip it. Flip it.

Flip it. Come on. Right there.

On the plate.

All right.

Yeah, your boy Blackfire got his protein
so he can protect L.A.

Like Shaft.

The original Shaft.

Not Sam Jackson.

He was too loud. Come on.

Yes, Mom.

Yes, Mom.

Yeah, Mom, I had to shoot him.

Because it's my job. Mom, he was a bad guy. Yup. Yup.

Very, very bad guy. Yeah, yes, Mom. Mom, very bad guy.

Not as bad as your lawyer, but, yes, a very bad guy, Mom.

I'd shoot him again. Yes.

You really are my best friend, aren't you?

You too, Cleo.

Sweet kitty.

Muse of fire, that would ascend
The brightest heaven of invention!

A kingdom for a stage, princes to act,

And monarchs to behold the swelling scene!

Then should the warlike Harry, like himself,

Assume the port of Mars, and at his heels,

Leashed in like hounds, should famine, sword,
and fire

Crouch for employment.

These cucumbers would be great in my salad.

Snitch, it's Friday night.

First day off.

Brought me down here to your alley, your haunt.

-What do you got?
-I've got something for you.

What the hell is this?

What it is isn't important.

But you'll know what to do when the time comes.

I should shoot you for that catchphrase.

Who gave you this?

Well, let's just say from a fan.

Snitch.

Where's this from?

It's not from around here.

-Hey.
-Hey.

I've been missing you lately.

Yeah, it's been a crazy couple weeks.

I know. A lot of late nights with the guys.

I can't help but feel like something bigger's going on,
you know?

Yeah. Muerte's guys, they've been really busy, huh?

-Why don't the bad guys ever rest? Yeah.
-Right?

Wow, that's not something you see every day.

Nope, that's something you see on a very bad day.

Looks like melted lava.

What the hell could have done that?

Even worse, who the hell did something like that?

Looks like some high-tech weaponry or...

The devil himself.

Yeah, you can't take him out of the equation.

We've been together a long time.

Three years just flew.

It's three years, 23 days and nine hours, actually. Yeah.

-That's insane.
-Girls keep track of these things.

I love you.

I love you too.

I wanna start a family.

-I think it'd be really fun.
-Yeah, it would.

Have little superheroes running around the house.

That'd be amazing.

Before we hang a cape on them, you think we could talk them

into being, like, a doctor or a lawyer or something?

-No?
-No, probably not.

What'd they take?

What didn't they take?

They took everything.

Yup?

Hey, Callan, I got a news flash for you.

What?

Someone robbed one of those secret government buildings
down there at Sunset and Vine.

What'd they take? Money?

Not one cent. Something more valuable
and dangerous than money.

What?

You ready for this, Callan?

Plutonium.

Are you sure?

Hundred percent. I had those guys come down
with those little meters.

Must have been Muerte.

Makes total sense.

That's why he kept us busy yesterday.
He didn't wanna get caught with that.

Yeah. Only Muerte would go for a score like this.

I gotta take this call.

Thank you for the info.

Stay safe, talk soon.

Roger that.

-Yeah?
-Hey, Callan, I've been monitoring all morning,

and there is something going down
at the warehouse on Alameda and 3rd.

Picked up a ton of chatter, and they're not trying to hide it.

Yeah, bet they're not.

All right.

-All right, call the team. Have them meet me there.
-Copy that.

-Is everything okay?
-Yeah.

No, it's normal morning stuff.

Yeah?

Like a hit or something maybe at the warehouse
on Alameda and 3rd.

Weird. It's been quiet there for months.
Me and the girls should go check it out.

No, no, no, it's-- I've been craving one of those burritos.

Juan's Burrito Shack.

You know, there's been a string of car thieves in that area.
Can you check that out?

-Car thieves?
-Yeah.

-Sure. Sure, I'll go check out the car thieves.
-All right.

Do me a favour and be home by six,
call as soon as you can, all right?

Yeah. For date night?

Yeah.

Love it.

Everything's in place.

The Cross team has finally met their match,

and I would love to see the look on Callan's face

when he finds out what's coming.

We should throw a party.

I'll have it catered.

All right, guys, watch out, watch out.
Blackfire has it from here.

I'm just gonna go in there and be like:

And then one, two, three.

It's cool. Blackfire has friends.
We can do this together, as a family.

People don't lock their gate anymore?

Where the fuck you going?!

This is our town, bitch.

You look good.

Well, if it isn't Callan and his merry band of Cross-keteers.

Welcome, my friends. Welcome.

We don't know you. And we'd never be friends with you.

Because why?

Your pants too tight.

Blue Balls, don't be such a dick.

You're my favourite character.

You could join my team.

Bring your balls.

Did you forget to bring backup?

Oh, and did you forget that you're a woman?

Keep your mouth shut.

-Just tell that bitch to shut the--
-Stop, stop. No, no. Stop.

-He's sweet.
-Stop, all right?

That's exactly where I wanted you, man.

-Face-to-face.
-Face-to-face.

Did you think we weren't gonna show up?

On the contrary.

I was counting on it.

Yeah.

You know exactly what this is.

And you know what it can do to your team here.

And what it can do to you.

See, your amulet has no power over mine.

However, mine has a whole lot of power over yours.

Is there any chance you wanna feel it?

Light him up!

Shoot this motherfucker.

Light him up!

Shoot this mother--

What the hell?

Guardians, fire your jewels!

Break through!

It isn't working!

Shoot me!

No! He's dying!

Shoot me while I kill your man.

Die.

Die.

His amulet is too strong.

It's the strongest.

Callan will die right here.

Die.

Die.

Die!

Get him out of here!

Go! Let's go, let's go, let's go!

Go!

Move it! Go!

They barely survived with their lives.

Next time, they might not be so lucky.

The entire Cross team gave him everything they had.

He's way more powerful than we thought.

And Muerte has what looks to be a nuclear bomb.

Guys, we don't lose.

We can't.

-What happened?
-A guy with the Red Amulet happened.

Callan, he built up all his energy and got a good lick in,

-but he still couldn't kill him.
-I gave it everything I got.

It took a full charge just to break the hold.

Well, then we clearly need to destroy the Red Amulet.

My amulet, Sloane's amulet, the Red Amulet, it's all--

It's powered by something that we'll never fully understand.

Understand it or not, it's all about power.

And we just need a power source second to none.

How do we do that?

I need to fuse different power sources together.

I think I know of a power source.

-Good. Where is it?
-My dad's.

You get that one.

I'll send the rest of you for some parts and pieces.

And I will build the most powerful weapon ever forged.

Like Thor's axe.

-That's nothing but a stick to sell children's toys.
-He's my favourite character.

We'll add our energy source
to the most powerful source of energy in the universe.

Sounds easy enough. All right, what I gotta do first?

Go to, like, the local hardware store or local five-and-dime?

My Aunt Rita's garage,
I've found a lot of crazy stuff in there before.

Not exactly.

Okay, so then how exactly do we build it?

Okay, in deep space,
there are suns 200 times the size of our sun.

When they explode, they release more energy

than our sun can make in 20 billion years.

Releasing energy.

Sounds like Riot when he's eaten a bunch of Mexican food.

These explosions create gamma rays.

It's like a trillion nuclear bombs.

Multiplied by a trillion. And then double that.

We're all gonna die. I'm just gonna order some pizzas
and go hang out with some green karate turtles.

So how do we collect these gamma rays?

You'll take Callan's cross to the highest point you can find,

attach my device to it, turn it on and stand back.

Then bring it back here and just build a weapon?

Exactly.

You bring it back here, I'll fuse the gamma rays

to the power in Callan's cross, it'll create a molnabeam.

Molnabeam's a military myth.

It's not a myth.

We just didn't need it till now.

So let me get this straight. Okay.

We're gonna go to some random-ass hill,

collect gamma rays from outer space,

and then we're gonna put all of this energy
into Callan's cross

with one of your fancy gadgets,

and then we're gonna go shoot a molva beam? Molva?

-Molna.
-Mova?

Molna.

-Okay, we're gonna shoot that at Drago's amulet.
-Yeah, you pretty much got it.

-Callan, can I borrow your cross?
-Good job.

So you already have one of these fancy gadgets?

Well, it's a bit of a pet project of mine.

How do you always have the--?

I've been working on it since I was at MIT.

Every scientist wants to make a molnabeam,
we just didn't have anywhere to hold the power.

And now you do?

Callan's cross.

Place it here. Flip that switch.

-That's it?
-That's it.

Whoa, you love giving me stuff. I'm not touching that.

I just touched it just now and I feel already messed up.

Yeah, you don't want him to carry that, trust me.

Is it a wise choice to separate you from your cross?

Oh, yeah, I'll be fine. I'll have my dad's cross.

All right, well, while you guys figure it out,
I'm gonna get a head start,

go to the burger shack
and get me a chocolate shake. All right.

Let's get ready to die.

Hey, guys, I didn't want to--

I didn't wanna mention it when Blackfire was here,

but I got a call this morning from the detective,

and apparently, something was stolen
from a government hideout.

What'd they take?

Plutonium.

I mean, that has to be Muerte.

If he has plutonium, he's clearly building a bomb.

-Can you trace it?
-If there's plutonium around, I can find it.

You let Sloane know?

Oh, no, no, no. She'd-- She'd just wanna join in.

She'd get hurt. She's safe, she's safe.
She's just chasing stolen cars.

Hey, Nuke, quick question.

Could my Cross absorb the blast from a nuclear bomb?

No.

Conrad will have that detonation device ready by morning.

Won't you, my good man?

Absolutely. It'll be ready.

Downtown L.A. will pay... or die.

Guess they better pay up. Or...?

Or we'll level downtown.

How bad?

Well, let's say, there won't be anything left

but Styrofoam cups...

maybe a few cockroaches.

That's it.

I'm calling the commissioner...

and telling him to wire $2 billion into an account.

You tell him, boss.

Or the San Fernando Valley will be ocean-front property.

You'll be able to put a diving board on the Hollywood sign.

Dive into the Santa Monica Bay.

-Yeah.
-Yeah.

I love this stuff.

Excites me.

This will be a day that Callan and his crew will never forget.

That excites me.

Drago will kill Callan...

and we'll hold downtown for ransom.

He's going to kill everyone.

The commissioner is not going to give him $2 billion.

Drago's gonna kill Callan and the Cross team.

-I hate that guy.
-You're supposed to hate him.

That's what a great bad guy does, makes you hate him.

Stay positive.

Nuke is building something that he thinks can defeat Drago.

True. And we should find a way to help.

That's nice.

Well, ladies and gentlemen at home,
we're here at the top of the world,

collecting gamma rays from outer space,
so we can put it in Callan's cross

and Nuke can create this gizmo
that's gonna destroy Drago's amulet.

Then we're gonna take over the world!

We're gonna save the world!

The world--

Who are you talking to?

It was just such a beautiful scenery, I just thought--

There's no one there, dude.

I felt special. Like, I felt like talking. Yeah, you know.

-You got that screwdriver?
-What screwdriver?

The one I handed you in the car.

-Didn't hear you say anything about that.
-You forgot the screwdriver?

You asked about a screwdriver?

The one from the car.

Oh, I was on my social media, I probably didn't hear that.

I'll make it work.

-Hey, what was that?
-It's just a bad guy.

-Just a bad guy?
-Let me know if you see him.

What? I see a bad guy!

Damn, just-- You didn't even look.

Nothing to it.

Just stay calm?

Okay, let's go fishing for gamma rays.

All right, so five-four-three, what's--?

-Did you fart?
-What? Listen, what is it, man? Come on.

-I think it was three-two-one.
-You don't know?

I'll go with three-two-one.

Three-- Wait, wait, wait.
We almost forgot the most important part.

All right, here we go.

Three-two-one.

All right, there we go.
That sounds like we did something right.

-I'm gonna get that away from me a bit and we'll see--
-What's it about to do?

Okay, all right.

Oh, no, I need to go.

I need to go. I'm not dying up here with you.

I need to be dying in some lady.

No, I got to go. I got-- No, no, no, I got to go. You--

I ain't sign up for this.

Nah, nah.

I got to go. You stay here with that.

Yeah. Let us know when you get to the bottom of the hill.

Nuke, you've outdone yourself, buddy.

Yeah.

Yeah, the snitch was right. There they are.

Theft and the Furious.

What a bunch of punks.

It's Riker.

She's in trouble. We gotta go.

Been a rough week.

How do you feel without your amulet?

Honestly?

Lonely.

It helps me, I don't know, have a connection to my dad.

I got something like that.

My watch.

My brother gave it to me before he was killed.

He was a great cop. One day I'll figure out
which of Muerte's guys killed him.

We. All right?

We. We'll do it as a team.

All right? All right?

Yeah. You're right.

Commissioner, the bomb will kill everything
in a 20-mile radius.

You have three hours to deposit $2 billion into an account,

or L.A. will disappear.

Yeah, and everybody in it.

You're losing your touch.

You should have asked for 4 billion.

Call him again.

We're running out of time.

I think to be fair, I need to tell you all that lives will be lost.

We can't save them all.

Who dies?

We don't know.

Where's my sister?

Really?

Cereal?

It's noon, man.

Cereal's great at any time of the day.
Especially at night when you're watching the fake news.

Quality entertainment.

Does that make you a cereal killer?

Listen, gentlemen. Let's get on with it. Where is she?

Did you ladies come here to do our laundry,

or does it take six of you to make me a sandwich?

All right, look, I really hate to break up your little fantasy here.

But if you don't hand over my sister,
we'll hand over an ass-kicking.

-I'd like to see that.
-Yeah, and while we're at it,

we are gonna put an end
to your ridiculous reign of terror on Los Angeles.

Taking money from hardworking people,
what the hell is wrong with you punks?

Punks?

Now we're punks?

Oh, no, you've always been punks.
Now I'm just calling you one.

All right, boys. Are you gonna play nice?

Are you gonna let her sister go?
Or are we gonna have to put you down?

You can put me down, Red.

I would love to.

I think it's about time we shut them up.

Nice breath.

Not sure whether to offer gum or toilet paper.

I'm a patient man.

I've been known to be soft from time to time.

Yeah, I heard.

Rumour around town is you get soft.

Can't seem to stay in the game, huh?

You know they make meds for that, right?

Listen, if you and your pole dancers don't get out of here,

I'm gonna put you down.

Stand down, princess.

Or I'll let you have it.

Tell them to drop their weapons.

She's bluffing.

Am I? Am I bluffing?

No, she's not bluffing.

Put the weapon down, Cecile.

Sorry, I can't do that, boss.

-Your name is Cecile?
-Wait.

So you've been running around town all badass
and your name is Cecile?

Yeah, that is kind of funny, huh?

Let me put you out of your misery.

Riker!

-Hold my bait.
-Come here, twerp.

Hello, ladies.

-Eenie, meenie, minie, mo.
-Who the hell are you?

Catch a tigress...

Let her go!

That itches.

Did you really expect a different result?

No, no! Stop!

Stop!

Tear everybody up in here, man.

Still fighting, even though your deaths are certain.

I like that.

It shows character.

Let me go and I'll show you character.

Allow me to introduce myself.

My name is Drago,

and I am here to rid the world of your filth.

Drago?

Didn't you die in Rocky IV?

What are you doing?!

These were good girls.

They were my girls.

Yeah, and now they're all dead girls, like you.

No!

Please!

Are you confused?

Don't be.

This is nice.

It suits you.

What?

How did you do that?

My amulet is the amulet of death.

Not even yours can withstand its power.

You didn't have to do that. You didn't have to kill them.

I needed to send a clear message.

-What are you doing?
-I'm calling your boyfriend.

Hey, babe.

Hello there, Callan.

Got a little surprise for you.

Where's Sloane?

Oh, she's right here.

-Get off me.
-She's all safe and sound.

Momentarily.

Momentarily.

I swear to God, if you hurt her,
if you lay one finger on her, I will kill you.

You'll do nothing.

You'll do nothing because you're there and we're here.

You see?

That's what's so cool about video chatting.

Villains can torture the good guys from a distance.

-They will pay with their fucking blood.
-Oh, really?

I killed their whole team, and I haven't paid a single nickel.

I haven't paid a penny.

-Stop it! Stop!
-And I'm not gonna pay for this either.

I'm not gonna swipe any fricking credit cards.

I'm not gonna pay for this, Callan!

-You are.
-You know we're gonna find you, right?

We're gonna find you and we're gonna kill you.

I'm sure you'll find us because guess what?

We aren't hiding. We aren't hiding.

Hey, Callan,

there's one more little thing before I go.

No, no, no. Don't, don't. Please. Don't.

-Sloane!
-Don't. Let her go.

Callan.

Callan, I love you. I love you so much.

Sloane. Hey, I love you.

All right? I love you.

Will you marry me?

Yes.

Yes, I will marry you.

-Oh, enough of this shit.
-I love you always.

I know you hate me right now, Callan,
but you're just beginning to know real hate.

And if you're thinking you can rewind time with her amulet,

that's just not gonna be possible because I destroyed it.

There's no going back this time.

I killed her whole team.

They're all gone, Callan.

They're all gone.

I'm gonna kill you.

I almost forgot,

I didn't kill her sister.

-What do you mean, her sister?
-Yeah.

She's still alive.

And if I don't see you and your team down here...

in three hours,

I'm gonna kill her too.

You punks have a nice day.

See you soon.

Drago killed them all.

I don't believe it.

Believe it.

Drago is a force unlike anything we've ever reckoned with.

Callan is trying so hard to keep it together.

We have three hours to save Riker,
stop a nuclear bomb from blowing up downtown

and keep Drago from killing all of us.

Callan finally pulls himself together and gets very serious.

RPG, you and Lucy get the weapons ready.

Riot, you and Ranger and Chaos get those fuses.

I'll get my dad's cross.

Who would have thought that the fuse we need is
gonna be found in a 1993 prehistoric arcade game?

I used to love Mortal Kombat.
I was always that hot Asian, kung fu chick.

Looking for something in particular?

Matter of fact, I am.

I heard there was a party in your mouth. Can I come?

Really? Well, I seem to have found what I'm looking for,

which is a package of assholes.

A nice three-pack.

Me and my friend here, we got a few lessons for you.

"Me and my friend here" are about to die.

Damn, that was fast.

You guys didn't even need my help.

All right, Dad, I got it. Hope this works.

What do you think, buddy? Gonna work?

Yep. Looks good.

-You sound really convinced.
-I am. It's gonna work.

They killed her? Like, just killed her for no reason?

Did it right there in front of us.

We watched her take her last breath.

I don't know what to say.

We had to fight our way through.

It's like they knew each location.

Muerte's got goons and snitches everywhere.

I mean, that asshole has cops, drones, Ubers.

-Hell, he has everybody on the payroll.
-It's what they call home-field advantage.

He's the animal, and we're the ones that have to hide.

-When we come out of hiding this time--
-They'll feel it. They'll never forget it.

That's right.

What you got there, Cal?

Yeah, it was my dad's. It's... Even the odds a little bit.

We take all the help we can get.

This is amazing.

-Looks like clothespins.
-It's not clothespins.

It's really powerful. You can only use it once.

-Onetime only?
-That's it. Gotta make it count.

It's an equalizer. It's supposed to help
in case you have to stop an enemy.

Oh, that was nice.

-Was it supposed to do that?
-I have no idea.

I've never used it before.

Do you think it's gonna work?

When the amulets are put together, they draw the energy

from the people that have worn the amulet before
in the family, so, yeah, it'll work.

Well, now that we have yours
and your father's amulet together,

let's add some juice.

We're running out of time. We have 90 minutes.

So let's charge this thing and get going. Let's do it.

-Look at the light show in there.
-Don't.

You been working out?
You look like you've been working out.

That's always creepy as shit.

Never get used to it.

-Nuke's running a program to find the plutonium.
-He is.

If he can find it in time. We need to help him.

Yeah, but how?

Maybe we text him.

Hey, wait a second.

That might actually work.

We could send a message to the computer,

the program that he's running.

His computer will send a notification to his cell.

Exactly.

Everybody, aim your general jewels at my cell.

Come on.

Work!

It's going to work.

Or we lose the West Coast and the Cross team.

Got it. The bomb is in the vicinity of 7th and Main.

-Out in the street?
-It's right on the edge of the city.

You know the bad guys,
they probably, like, hid it in the trunk of a car.

They always do that silly stuff.

How will we find it?

Well, this will pinpoint it within one foot.

Whoa, pass it to the bozo.

Listen, okay, since we're on the subject of footlongs, okay,

there's this little restaurant, Subway place,

with sandwiches and everything that I just love to go to.

That's fantastic.

You can defuse the bomb then, with War.

I said, I wanted to go to the place
in the area with the subs, not--

When you find it, give me a call.

I'll guide you through the process, we'll defuse it, no problem.

Well, that's easy for you to say, Nuke. Okay?

You don't have no crazy Mexican trying to blow your ass off

-with some plutonium. I'm out of this--
-That's enough.

-Let's go. We've got work to do.
-Oh, man!

You guys be careful.

Are these devices really that easy to disarm?

No.

Guys, be careful.

-Let's roll. Come on.
-I'm still getting my sandwich.

-Be careful, tubby.
-You want my hair.

-Come on. Let's go.
-Tubby.

Hey, so we know about your little bomb.

Really now?

Well, aren't you the Girl Scouts team of America?

Yes, we are.

And we are gonna find you and I'm gonna tear you in half.

That sounds difficult. Let me make it easy for you.

-We're at the old meat-packing plant on Olive.
-On our way.

Oh, I almost forgot to mention,

we have the other bomb here with us.

Yeah, that's right. The other bomb.

You didn't think we'd make just one, did you?

I'm gonna enjoy killing you.

You're starting to sound like me, nice and psychotic.

The bomb will keep your team busy
while I take care of you once and for all,

just like I did your little girlfriend.

I have to go now.

Lots of lives to take.

See you ladies soon.

There's two bombs.

War is gonna get one, and we'll all go get the other one.

But how are we gonna stop two bombs, fight an assault team,

destroy Drago's amulet and, I don't know, stay alive?

-I got a plan.
-I'm glad somebody does.

Yeah, what's your plan?

Go downstairs and release Gunnar.

You're gonna what?

You wanna go again?

Have another round? Maybe you'll beat me this time.

You have a cube, handcuffs, kryptonite?

I got a deal for you.

No deals.

You have nothing that I want.

I wouldn't be so sure.

Thousands of years of life's lessons have enabled me
to be sure on all occasions.

Well, this one's a little different.

I... I'm gonna do it.

I'm gonna kill everyone.

Okay, you have my attention.

There's a guy with a Red Amulet.

It's more powerful than mine.

He wants to kill me and my team,
and he wants to blow up Los Angeles.

Can't blame him.

You guys suck, and this town's gone to shit.

Could I join this team?

See this little thing on here? Join my team?

Yeah, looks like it's made out of clothespins.

It's not fucking clothespins.

It's powerful, all right? It's powerful.
This has been supercharged.

Sounds a bit dodgy. Tell me why I want to join you again?

Because if I can kill the guy with my amulet,

then his amulet will send a pulse
which will effectively kill everyone

for about 20 seconds...

lifting your curse.

Okay, I'm listening.

And once I lift your curse, I can kill you.

All I need is for you to be a shield

from his Red Amulet while I recharge. That's it.

Will it kill you, even for a moment?

Yes, it does.

Great, fuck it. Let's do it. I'm in.

Hey, Cal.

I've been seeing your handiwork on the news, man.

I need the team to come out of retirement.

Big trouble?

Might be a one-way trip.

Bring Powerhouse.

Damn, how bad is it?

Well, I've never really been fond of a return ticket anyway.

Text me the address. We'll be there.

Roger that. Thanks.

Hey, bud. What's up?

The Cross team.

It's Muerte again.

I'm in.

I knew you'd be in.

Oh, and the big fella's coming.

Hey, Mack. It's Recon and the boys.

Hey, guys.

Claymore and I are headed out to help Callan.

It's gonna be a hell of a fight. Bringing the big guy.

You in?

Sounds like my kind of party.

I'll be there.

All right, 30 feet, 30 feet north.

You know, this is the first time looking for a nuclear bomb.

Speaking of which, why do I gotta look for this?

Why can't Blackfire be looking for something else
other than a nuclear bomb?

-Well...
-What?

Because you're special.

My mama told me I was special.
Glad you're starting to figure that out.

I don't think that's what she--

What? What? What?

All right.

This is it.

-This is it?
-This is it.

Ten bucks says the car's unlocked.

Now, why would the car be unlocked?

Because the bad guys already know
that the car is gonna blow up.

So why lock it? They're not gonna drive it again.

-Like a Halloween movie.
-Yeah.

-Everybody leaves their doors unlocked.
-Okay, let's see.

Let's try it. Let's try it.

You owe me my money.

-Man, look, it's like a toy.
-Blackfire!

-What?
-That's not a toy, dude. That's a nuclear bomb.

You're right. That's why I told you not to bring me.
I told you not to bring me.

-All right, well, what are we gonna do?
-We're gonna call Nuke.

You should call Nuke about this nuke.

You didn't just say that.

It felt good at the moment. Call Nuke.

While you do that, I'm gonna do this.

We just walked up, where did you get that sandwich?

It was in my back pocket. You know I stay with the goods.
Do what you gotta do.

Hey, man.

Yeah.

No, no, it's a nuclear bomb.

Yep.

Right, I get-- I'm with you. I gotcha. Right, right.

Sounds a bit tricky, but I'm with you.

Okay.

I'm nervous. I'm just so nervous.

There's all these emotions going on. I need some ice cream.

What'd he say? What's going on? What are we gonna do?

He's on the can, he needs a second.

He's on the can right now?

He's taking a shit and we about to blow up?

You know what, you deal with it.

I gotta take a shit.

All right, guys. Riker's in there. Let's find her.

Aren't you forgetting something?

I'll kill you.

-Thank you.
-You're welcome.

Me and little sis will find the bomb.

And kill bad guys.

Listen, just in case it doesn't go so well today, folks,
just know it's been an honour.

And, Gunnar, it's been fun.

Now go fuck yourself with extreme prejudice.

-Thanks.
-Any time.

-Getting that bad feeling again?
-Yep.

-Bad feeling gone?
-Yep.

All right, let's split up, all right?

Such a dick.

Who is this asshole?

Eleven o'clock!

Reload! Reload!

All right.

Waste the motherfuckers!

-Do you see the green wire?
-I do see a green wire.

-Okay, do not cut it.
-Don't cut the green wire.

-What?
-Don't cut the green wire.

I'm not trying to cut the green wire. What?

-Okay.
-Find the red wire.

-We got three red wires.
-Don't cut any of them.

Is there any wire we should cut?

Cut the black wire.

What?

-Cut the black wire.
-You say Blackfire?

Black wire.

-You sure you didn't say Blackfire?
-Wire.

-It sounded like you said Blackfire.
-Wire. Wire.

Wire. Wire.

-All right.
-Okay.

Take the cutters, put them on the black wire.

He just said Blackfire again!

No. Hey, hey, hey, Nuke, you need me to come and do this?

You don't trust him? You don't trust him?

Wire. Black wire. All right, we got the black wire.

Is there a beeping sound coming from the bomb?

No beeping sound.

-Here's what you do.
-Okay.

-Cut the black wire.
-Cut the black wire.

If the beeping starts...

-If the beeping starts...
-...you'll have to cut the white wire.

-Cut the white wire.
-Exactly five seconds later.

Five seconds later. Okay, cut the black wire.

If nothing happens, we're cool, we live?

-What?
-We hear beeping,

we got five seconds to cut the white wire or we all die.

-Not six, not four. Five.
-Not six.

Not four. Five. One, two, three, four, five.

I don't understand this terminology, okay?

I'm ready.

Okay. On my mark.

On your mark. Hold on, hold tight.

-Here we go.
-Three.

-Three.
-Two.

-Two.
-I'm not ready.

One. Cut.

-Good?
-You all right?

Hold up.

Okay.

-Nuke, we're good, man.
-Copy that.

-We doing selfies?
-Let's take a selfie.

Let's do double selfies.

-Okay. Hey, saving the world.
-War and Blackfire!

That's crazy. Let's get out of here.
Let's see what everybody's doing.

-Let's check on everybody.
-That was kind of easy.

That was easy. I'm gonna tell everybody back at the camp
that I saved the world.

-What the--?
-Shit. One.

-What's going on? Wait, wait.
-Two.

-How many seconds has it been?
-Three. Four.

-Oh, wait.
-Five!

Oh, boy.

Yeah, I just took a shit.

-Do you smell that?
-Yeah. Was that you?

Smells like the sandwich. The sandwich was good.

-Oh, man.
-Oh, man, I feel--

That'll teach you.

Now you gotta get cleaned up. You could use a good shower.

Joke's on you, now you got shitty hands.

-Let's go. We both need a shower.
-That's disgusting.

Oh, but this sandwich...

-Let's go, Powerhouse.
-Give me a second, I'm reloading!

Callan call you?

-Yeah, they said you needed our help.
-I don't need any fucking help.

-Like hell you don't.
-Hey, hey.

Good to see you.

-There you go, Luce.
-Good shot.

Fuck me!

All right, let's go. Good shot.

That's a good boy.

Contact right. Here we go.

Ranger, moving. Cover me!

Cover right!

One for the money, two on the floor.

Give me some bad guys, wanna kill some more.

Here we go.

Should be fun.

Welcome, welcome, welcome, boys.

It's about time you got here.

I've been waiting and waiting...

soaking up this power.

-Welcome to hell.
-Not yet, it ain't.

Where's the bomb?

Where's the bomb?

Yeah.

Well, where's the bomb?

You know where I put the bomb? Oh, you mean, that bomb.

Well, you didn't think that I would forget it, did you?

I mean, I'm a little spacey,
but I wasn't gonna forget the bomb.

I'm gonna take care of the bomb after I take care of you.

Good luck with that.

Say, who's tall, dark and handsome over here?
Is this your "partner"?

Don't worry about who I am.

Yeah, I'm your worst nightmare.

Now, you let go of the pretty girl.

Let me go.

Just let me go!

See, I don't care who you are.

Because I'm gonna take care of you after I kill him.

I don't think so.

That shit don't work on this shit.

What are you?

Now.

This is where we come in,
with the help of Callan's supercharged cross--

And his father's.

--we are the guardians.

Now, give it everything you've got.

Break through!

Look! We're helping.

It's working.

It's working. Come on!

Good job.

Well, I guess that's it.

-I'll see you around.
-No, you won't.

Three seconds.

There's no second bomb.

Of course there's not.

We would have come back, regardless.

Thank you.

Sure.

Shall we go?

Well, they stopped the bomb...

killed Drago and Gunnar.

I say, well played.

But at least we killed Callan's old lady.

And her crew.

I say that's a victory.

-Victory!
-Victory!

-Victory!
-Victory!

Let's go get some tacos.

Hey, an actor opened up a restaurant
at the bottom of La Brea.

-Yeah. Mexican food.
-Yeah.

Great tacos.

Let's go, but first I gotta make a call.

An invitation for someone to join us here in L.A.

Muerte, be ready.

Who is it, boss?

-He's on his way.
-Do we need to prepare?

The whole city needs to prepare.

This is Callan's worst nightmare.

This guy don't play by the rules.

There is-- There is no guarantee
that we come back from a mission.

The only benefit of the job is family.

The only detriment of the job is the loss.

And you'll never get used to the loss.

You train with me, day and night.

I got you.

Head on a swivel, 24/7.

We watch each other's back.

You're never safe.

Screw up, everyone's expendable.

Protect yourself.

At night, anything on your dresser
or your nightstand is a weapon. Use it.

Yeah, that's enough of all that.

If you need anything, anything...

call Blackfire. All right.

Seriously,

Sloane was family.

A soldier.

We loved her, so...

I know you did.

I know you all did.

You cared about her.

Welcome to the family.

And welcome to the team.

All right, what are you waiting for?

Let's get started.

The Cross team saved L.A.,
with a little help from us, of course.

But we lost Sloane's team.

Don't be so sure.

What?

But we saw them all die.

And if you die in the comic, you die in all realms.

Including here.

That's true.

However, Sloane's Purple Amulet...

Lucia, War.

Welcome to the outside world.

How did you--? Wait, what the--?

Snitch gave us this.

I don't understand.

Guys, thank you.

We know you helped us defeat Drago
and probably 100 other villains.

Am I missing something?

Yeah, guys, what?

It's a long story. We'll tell you on the way there.

On the way where?

Who has the yellow stone?

-I do.
-You're coming with us.

O-- Okay.

And you.

And you.

And you. You're coming as well.

I can't possibly leave. I have to guard the comic-book realm.

If you don't come with us right now,
there will be no comic-book realm left to guard.

I'm losing three guardians. I can't leave.

Fine, but be ready.

You others, come with us.

Come on! Now!

Go.

All right, Lucia, I'll follow you.

Be ready, Slayer. We will be back.

Come to the coast, we'll have a good time.

-Callan.
-We need help!

-There's 200 of them and 20 of us.
-Go.

They are surrounding us, they're straight from hell.

-From where?
-Oh, Jesus, they just don't die.

We're at the desert burial ground.
Bring every weapon you have.

Okay.

-That was Callan?
-Yeah.

What'd he say?

He's surrounded by 200.

-Two hundred's easy.
-He says they're straight from hell.

-Well, what does he need?
-Guns.

-How many?
-All of them.

Ladies, we build, not battle.

But they need us.

Got mine.

Brian Austin Green is Callan.

Lori Heuring is Lucia.

Richard Grieco is RPG.

Patrick Durham, War.

Tim Abell, Riot.

Carson Lee Bradshaw, Chaos.

Lou Ferrigno, Powerhouse.

DB Sweeney, Claymore.

Jeremy London, Recon.

Eric Roberts, Mack.

Vinnie Jones, Gunnar.

Juhahn Jones, Blackfire.

Asa Holley, Nuke.

Andre Gordon, Ranger.

Manu Intiraymi, Drago.

And Danny Trejo, Muerte.