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Previously on "Resident Alien"...
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Open up. It's me.
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When we went to that
charity thing in New York,
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they said that the
money was for the clinic.
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Okay, you need to calm down.
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Calm down? I can't calm down.
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They're threatening our families.
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
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- Um...
- Sorry.
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- It's okay. I gotta go.
- Right. Got it.
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- [DEVICE BEEPING]
- It's receiving a signal.
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What does it say?
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It's a phone number.
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Pack your bags. We're going to New York.
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Too many people.
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The last island that had
this many humans on it
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was Atlantis, and that
did not turn out well.
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Hey, I would like two
slices of pepperoni.
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Anything else?
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Does an alien live here?
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This is the number you got.
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Something has to be here.
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It says "Goliath."
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I am marking every one
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of Goliath's murals in the city.
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That is where we will find Goliath.
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What can I get you?
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What do you got?
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Someone here must be Goliath.
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Does anyone look alien to you?
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Everything you need to know
about Goliath is on the canvas.
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Goliath believes acid helps
you shed your human chains.
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I would like to shed my human chains.
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[GROWLS]
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[SHRIEKS]
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[YELPS]
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How long have you
known Harry's an alien?
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This is some bullshit.
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_
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[HUMMING]
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[HORSE CHUFFING]
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- [HORSE NICKERS]
- [SPEAKING PORTUGUESE]
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- [HORSE CHUFFS]
- [HOOVES CLOPPING]
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[SPEAKING PORTUGUESE]
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[SHOUTING IN PORTUGUESE]
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[SPEAKING PORTUGUESE]
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[OMINOUS MUSIC]
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[SPEAKING PORTUGUESE]
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[GASPS]
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[CREATURE GROWLS]
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[SPEAKING PORTUGUESE]
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[GRUNTS]
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[BROWN BIRD'S "BILGEWATER"]
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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
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When I first came to Earth,
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I thought I would be
watching the death...
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The colors are exploding everywhere!
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Watching the death
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of all these humans from my ship
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after I dropped my device.
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Things have changed.
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[HISSES]
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What makes you think Harry's an alien?
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Come with me.
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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[R&B MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
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[PANEL BEEPING]
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You're nervous. I understand.
But don't be.
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I know who Harry is, and
I know why you're here.
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How? How do you know that?
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I recognize his energy.
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Goliath grew to love it here,
but it was never natural.
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He lived with a lot of inner turmoil.
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You can see it in his art.
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Wait, you said "lived"?
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What... please tell me
that Goliath is here.
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Goliath is here.
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[INHALES DEEPLY]
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Okay. [EXHALES HEAVILY]
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[GASPS]
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What is this?
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This is Goliath.
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
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I don't understand.
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After Goliath came to Earth,
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we became each other's whole world.
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But his great wish
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was to connect with
one of his people again.
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The signal that brought you
here was a personal invitation.
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Goliath held out for
as long as he could.
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But six months ago, he...
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Well, you can see for yourself.
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Their species fossilize when they die.
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No, this can't be.
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Goliath cannot be dead.
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We came all this way,
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and you don't understand
what's at stake!
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I'm sorry. This is all there is.
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[EXHALES HEAVILY]
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If you came here to speak with Goliath,
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that's not going to happen.
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[PHONE RINGING]
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Oh, God.
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Oh, my God. What happened?
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You are alien.
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Well, I took some LSD on my tongue.
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And now I'm surrounded
by horrible creatures.
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[GASPS]
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I just saw an alien
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take off its head,
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and there was a human inside!
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Do I have a human inside of me?
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How many licks does it take
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to get to the human?
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[WHIMPERS]
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New York City Public Library.
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Okay, I know where you
are. Don't go anywhere.
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I will be right there.
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[WHIMPERS]
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[SCREAMS]
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Feeling better?
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Yes.
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The ice is stabilizing my human form.
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I saw so many humans today.
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Humans are gross.
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But... they have each other.
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- Like those two...
- Harry.
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[SIGHS]
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This is their home.
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I want to meet someone like me
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so maybe...
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I can feel like I am home.
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Yeah, about that.
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I spoke to Violinda at the party.
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She knows Goliath.
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Or did know him.
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He's dead, Harry.
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Goliath was dead as soon as
he became more human than me.
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[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
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Hmm.
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[SOFT MUSIC]
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[SOFT CLATTERING]
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[DOOR CLICKS OPEN]
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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- You're home early.
- Yeah.
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Ah. How are you? How was your mom?
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Well, turns out, by "quality time,"
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she meant 24-7 tech support.
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- Mm.
- So...
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- What have you been up to?
- Nothin'.
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Yeah, doin' nothin'.
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Just alone. Alone vibes.
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You know, vibin' it.
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- Nice.
- Mm-hmm.
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Okay. Let me take this upstairs.
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Nope! Ah, wouldn't hear of it.
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I'll take this up later.
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Okay. Thank you.
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Mm-hmm.
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[QUIRKY MUSIC]
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Oh, would you grab Max's
bag? He went to Sahar's.
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Yeah.
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[SIGHS]
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Huh.
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That's weird.
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Yeah, weird. How did...
how did that happen?
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- Hmm.
- Hmm.
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Oh, wow.
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You put that up.
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Wasn't it in the closet?
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- You hate it.
- No, I don't.
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A lot of people have
that in their homes.
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Okay, I'll take it down.
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No. If you wanna keep it
up, you should keep it up.
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- Do you want me to keep it up?
- I want what you want.
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I want what you want.
You know, if you want.
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Did you move the coffee table?
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Yeah, I'll just take it down.
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Morning.
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Hey, Liv.
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Oh, I was thinking of
starting a donation jar
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for the coffeepots.
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You know, you shouldn't have
to pay for those yourself.
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Thank you.
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I really appreciate that.
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Why... why are you
putting that sign in here?
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Well, I thought you might like it.
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You know, bring just a
real artistic statement
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into the office.
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What do you... What do you think?
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Do I have to say I like it
for you to do the donation jar?
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I... love it.
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Great! It stays up.
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- I'll... I'll get a jar.
- Okay.
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Hey, can I show you
something real quick?
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Yeah, you bet.
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I think I'm going to post this video.
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"Incredible UFO in Patience."
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No, you can't post that.
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You know, people already think Patience
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is a murder town.
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You want them to think
it's an alien town too?
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But if this is real,
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don't I owe it to
the world to share this?
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Yeah, as long as you change the headline
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to "Incredible UFO Near Jessup."
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- Backspace.
- Hey.
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Oh.
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Jab me in the arm.
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Seems like a lawsuit.
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Oh, is it?
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Oh, look at this.
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Am I jabbing myself? Am I jabbing
myself? I can't feel anything.
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You know why? 'Cause I cut myself
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this morning on the
fence and needed stitches,
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and Dr. Smallwood put my
whole damn arm to sleep.
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How am I supposed to work with
a dead tree-trunk arm, huh?
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Oh, let me see. Let's see how.
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Let me just grab a pen.
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Oh, look at that.
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Deputy, looks like
you gonna have to write
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my police reports today.
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I already do that, sir.
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Well, good.
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Then we're prepared.
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Look, I'm sure that
it's a simple mistake.
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I mean, Dr. Smallwood is an institution.
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She literally delivered me as a baby.
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Didn't she literally
deliver your parents too?
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Yeah, I don't think that's relevant.
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Look, you need to fire her ass
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before a bunch of elves
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move into my tree-trunk arm here
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and start making cookies.
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One mistake should not
ruin a woman's life.
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It's more than one mistake!
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I saw her for a sore throat,
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and she diagnosed me with hysteria.
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I think that you're both
blowing this out of proportion.
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You know, I'm getting the results today
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for my yearly checkup,
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and I am sure that she
will be as spry as ever.
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You know, last time I saw
her, she did a cartwheel.
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No, she didn't.
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But I bet she could.
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Seen enough?
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I really don't wanna miss the flight.
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I wanted to see this one
Goliath mural before we left.
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I did not think I would
miss my octopus friend,
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because I thought I was
meeting alien family.
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But now they're both dead.
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I feel very alone.
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I'm sorry you didn't get
to see family on this trip.
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No Goliath...
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no idea how we're gonna save the world.
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- What are we gonna do now?
- I do not know.
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Goliath was our last chance
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to contact my planet
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and my last chance to meet
one of my people on Earth.
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Now I will die without
having a conversation
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in my beautiful language.
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I will be forced to talk to myself.
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[SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE]
265
00:13:36,731 --> 00:13:38,606
I'd tell you to keep it
down, but we're in New York.
266
00:13:38,610 --> 00:13:40,292
Weird is normal here, so...
267
00:13:40,297 --> 00:13:44,870
[SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE]
268
00:13:46,064 --> 00:13:51,156
Do you think Goliath had
an octopus friend too?
269
00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:52,585
Maybe.
270
00:13:52,629 --> 00:13:54,105
I don't know how his
mind worked, though.
271
00:13:54,109 --> 00:13:56,067
Maybe this painting is just random.
272
00:13:56,072 --> 00:13:57,638
It is not random.
273
00:13:57,643 --> 00:14:00,733
Everything my people do has purpose.
274
00:14:00,738 --> 00:14:02,175
Okay, well, it's really confusing,
275
00:14:02,180 --> 00:14:04,433
'cause it feels like he
brought us here for no reason.
276
00:14:04,868 --> 00:14:07,073
Not confusing. Impossible.
277
00:14:08,017 --> 00:14:09,540
Goliath knew of me,
278
00:14:09,545 --> 00:14:11,460
knew that I was stranded.
279
00:14:11,465 --> 00:14:12,945
However human he had become,
280
00:14:12,950 --> 00:14:15,714
he would never have brought
me here without a reason.
281
00:14:16,834 --> 00:14:20,130
Are you sure Goliath did
not leave anything for me?
282
00:14:20,174 --> 00:14:22,698
Violinda didn't mention anything.
283
00:14:22,703 --> 00:14:25,352
Do you think she is hiding something?
284
00:14:25,487 --> 00:14:27,079
I don't know.
285
00:14:27,084 --> 00:14:29,913
I mean, she seemed like
she was genuinely grieving.
286
00:14:29,918 --> 00:14:32,917
She was really sad when
she showed me his body.
287
00:14:33,492 --> 00:14:36,495
You saw Goliath's dead body?
288
00:14:36,712 --> 00:14:37,930
Yeah.
289
00:14:37,935 --> 00:14:39,367
You could've told me that your people
290
00:14:39,371 --> 00:14:40,473
turned to stone when they died
291
00:14:40,477 --> 00:14:42,935
or that they die standing
up, for that matter.
292
00:14:42,940 --> 00:14:44,855
He was standing up?
293
00:14:44,860 --> 00:14:46,775
Goliath was standing?
294
00:14:46,780 --> 00:14:48,608
Yes, his dead body was.
295
00:14:48,766 --> 00:14:50,394
- [YELPING EXCITEDLY]
- What?
296
00:14:50,399 --> 00:14:52,839
I have... we have to go.
297
00:14:53,342 --> 00:14:55,011
Harry!
298
00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:58,561
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
299
00:15:02,391 --> 00:15:05,133
[L7'S "PRETEND WE'RE DEAD"]
300
00:15:05,770 --> 00:15:07,816
♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪
301
00:15:09,939 --> 00:15:12,029
♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪
302
00:15:14,058 --> 00:15:16,191
♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪
303
00:15:18,441 --> 00:15:19,799
♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪
304
00:15:19,803 --> 00:15:22,153
♪ When we pretend that we're dead ♪
305
00:15:22,158 --> 00:15:23,889
♪ Pretend we're dead ♪
306
00:15:23,894 --> 00:15:26,157
♪ When we pretend that we're dead ♪
307
00:15:26,162 --> 00:15:28,023
♪ Pretend we're dead ♪
308
00:15:28,028 --> 00:15:30,335
♪ They can't hear a word we've said ♪
309
00:15:30,340 --> 00:15:32,211
♪ Pretend we're dead ♪
310
00:15:32,216 --> 00:15:38,787
♪ When we pretend that we're dead ♪
311
00:15:38,948 --> 00:15:41,124
♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪
312
00:15:41,129 --> 00:15:43,038
♪ Dead ♪
313
00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:44,958
♪ Pretend we're dead ♪
314
00:15:44,963 --> 00:15:47,042
♪ Dead ♪
315
00:15:47,047 --> 00:15:48,875
♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪
316
00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:51,230
♪ Dead ♪
317
00:15:51,235 --> 00:15:53,280
♪ Pretend we're dead ♪
318
00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:55,852
♪ Dead ♪
319
00:15:55,857 --> 00:15:58,292
♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪
320
00:15:58,894 --> 00:16:00,404
♪ We're dead ♪
321
00:16:00,409 --> 00:16:02,846
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
322
00:16:02,889 --> 00:16:04,558
She murdered her husband,
323
00:16:04,563 --> 00:16:07,691
and now she's profiting from his stuff.
324
00:16:07,696 --> 00:16:09,909
This here is a murder sale.
325
00:16:09,921 --> 00:16:11,372
That's what you called us out here for?
326
00:16:11,376 --> 00:16:12,376
- Uh-huh.
- Look.
327
00:16:12,381 --> 00:16:14,331
Mrs. Hodges is currently awaiting trial
328
00:16:14,336 --> 00:16:16,042
on the crime that she is accused of.
329
00:16:16,047 --> 00:16:18,596
She has every legal
right to have a yard sale,
330
00:16:18,601 --> 00:16:20,483
which is more than I can
say about you and that shirt.
331
00:16:20,487 --> 00:16:21,909
Now, why don't you take your ass home
332
00:16:21,913 --> 00:16:24,394
before a flock of flamingos
come lookin' for they daddy?
333
00:16:32,175 --> 00:16:33,524
Thank you, Sheriff.
334
00:16:33,529 --> 00:16:36,269
I'm just an impartial
administrator of the law.
335
00:16:36,274 --> 00:16:38,842
Well, I'm probably gonna
box all this up anyway.
336
00:16:39,012 --> 00:16:42,581
Apparently, nobody wants to buy
antique spoons from a murderer,
337
00:16:42,586 --> 00:16:44,667
so I'll probably just
take it all to Goodwill.
338
00:16:44,672 --> 00:16:45,891
Hold on a minute.
339
00:16:46,254 --> 00:16:48,039
Look at this. Hey, Deputy.
340
00:16:48,044 --> 00:16:49,269
Look at this.
341
00:16:49,274 --> 00:16:50,847
Who do I look like?
342
00:16:51,106 --> 00:16:52,759
A hipster poet?
343
00:16:52,983 --> 00:16:55,420
No. Dick Tracy, damn it.
344
00:16:55,425 --> 00:16:57,122
Greatest detective in history.
345
00:16:57,127 --> 00:16:59,085
Invented the watch phone.
346
00:16:59,090 --> 00:17:01,179
Never saw a dime of the profits, though.
347
00:17:01,184 --> 00:17:03,143
Because he was a cartoon character?
348
00:17:03,341 --> 00:17:04,516
How much you want for this?
349
00:17:05,843 --> 00:17:08,253
I don't know. 20 bucks?
350
00:17:08,258 --> 00:17:10,521
- Sold.
- It's a good deal.
351
00:17:10,526 --> 00:17:12,776
It was Sam's. He only wore it once.
352
00:17:13,596 --> 00:17:14,869
We were flying to Montana,
353
00:17:14,874 --> 00:17:16,480
and he left his old hat on the plane,
354
00:17:16,485 --> 00:17:18,917
so he got that one at the airport.
355
00:17:18,922 --> 00:17:20,271
[SOMBER MUSIC]
356
00:17:20,276 --> 00:17:21,968
He looked really cute in it.
357
00:17:24,177 --> 00:17:25,445
Listen, Sheriff, I'm sorry.
358
00:17:25,450 --> 00:17:28,279
I've changed my mind. I can't sell it.
359
00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:31,746
Okay. It's no problem.
360
00:17:34,285 --> 00:17:36,156
[CLEARS THROAT]
361
00:17:36,168 --> 00:17:38,953
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
362
00:17:41,988 --> 00:17:44,173
Let's see what else we got around here.
363
00:17:45,094 --> 00:17:46,926
[CHUCKLES] I remember these.
364
00:17:46,931 --> 00:17:48,686
Sam loved these mystery novels.
365
00:17:48,730 --> 00:17:50,340
Always trying to get me to read one.
366
00:17:50,345 --> 00:17:51,911
Told me it would help me solve crimes.
367
00:17:51,916 --> 00:17:53,091
[CHUCKLES]
368
00:17:53,096 --> 00:17:55,403
All right, tell you
what. I'll give you...
369
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:56,797
50 bucks for the whole lot of them.
370
00:17:56,801 --> 00:17:59,761
Oh, no, no. Sheriff, that's too much.
371
00:17:59,919 --> 00:18:01,921
Listen, if Sam wanted you to have them,
372
00:18:01,926 --> 00:18:03,754
then you don't pay.
373
00:18:03,759 --> 00:18:07,198
Just consider it a gift from Sam to you.
374
00:18:08,117 --> 00:18:10,316
Thank you, Mrs. Hodges.
That's very kind.
375
00:18:10,321 --> 00:18:12,367
[SOMBER MUSIC]
376
00:18:12,372 --> 00:18:13,895
Yeah, all right.
377
00:18:13,900 --> 00:18:15,815
- Deputy?
- Mm. Mm-hmm.
378
00:18:18,974 --> 00:18:21,324
She seem like a woman who
killed her husband to you?
379
00:18:22,590 --> 00:18:24,157
No, sir, she doesn't.
380
00:18:24,176 --> 00:18:27,179
No, that's grief right
there. Plain and simple.
381
00:18:27,184 --> 00:18:28,617
I mean, a woman who kills her husband
382
00:18:28,621 --> 00:18:31,446
don't hang on to no old
hat just to remember him by.
383
00:18:50,366 --> 00:18:51,889
And Bloom goes down.
384
00:18:51,894 --> 00:18:54,040
D'arcy, you had a bad fall.
385
00:18:54,277 --> 00:18:55,977
They said I could've lost my leg
386
00:18:55,982 --> 00:18:57,113
or even died.
387
00:18:57,118 --> 00:19:00,077
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
388
00:19:04,299 --> 00:19:07,215
[QUIRKY MUSIC]
389
00:19:14,516 --> 00:19:16,735
[BUTTONS BEEPING]
390
00:19:21,705 --> 00:19:23,837
- Oh, you're going that way?
- [LAUGHS]
391
00:19:23,842 --> 00:19:24,973
That's weird.
392
00:19:24,978 --> 00:19:26,153
Hey.
393
00:19:26,158 --> 00:19:28,072
I didn't know you worked out here.
394
00:19:28,077 --> 00:19:30,601
Yeah, I... I took a recovery day.
395
00:19:32,617 --> 00:19:34,001
For about 15 years.
396
00:19:34,337 --> 00:19:36,102
[LAUGHS] Glad to have you back.
397
00:19:36,107 --> 00:19:37,978
[BUTTONS BEEPING]
398
00:19:40,917 --> 00:19:42,788
Oh, you're at a six?
399
00:19:42,856 --> 00:19:45,032
That's cute. I'm at a seven.
400
00:19:45,177 --> 00:19:47,004
You need glasses.
401
00:19:47,009 --> 00:19:48,610
That's an eight.
402
00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:51,074
[BUTTONS BEEPING]
403
00:19:52,384 --> 00:19:54,517
Sure you can handle that?
404
00:19:54,607 --> 00:19:56,553
Aren't you a little out of practice?
405
00:19:56,558 --> 00:19:58,087
I have an advantage.
406
00:19:58,092 --> 00:20:00,399
Stopped being able to feel
my legs after I did squats.
407
00:20:01,775 --> 00:20:04,865
[BLUES SARACENO'S "EVIL WAYS"]
408
00:20:11,834 --> 00:20:13,570
♪ Oh ♪
409
00:20:13,575 --> 00:20:14,706
♪ Hey ♪
410
00:20:14,711 --> 00:20:16,060
- ♪ My evil ways ♪
- One more.
411
00:20:16,065 --> 00:20:17,176
You got it.
412
00:20:17,181 --> 00:20:19,646
[GRUNTS]
413
00:20:19,651 --> 00:20:21,523
That is gonna hurt tomorrow.
414
00:20:21,528 --> 00:20:22,964
Yeah, but it's a good hurt.
415
00:20:22,969 --> 00:20:25,599
My coach always says
it's gotta hurt to work.
416
00:20:25,755 --> 00:20:27,592
- College?
- Yeah.
417
00:20:27,597 --> 00:20:30,296
I ran the 1,500 and 5,000 at CU.
418
00:20:30,301 --> 00:20:32,912
Got second in the NCAA
finals my senior year.
419
00:20:33,203 --> 00:20:34,787
Legit.
420
00:20:35,065 --> 00:20:36,357
Hoo.
421
00:20:36,884 --> 00:20:38,233
Oh, you okay?
422
00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:40,283
Yeah, yeah. Think I overdid it.
423
00:20:40,515 --> 00:20:42,771
- Just need some water.
- Yeah, I get it.
424
00:20:42,776 --> 00:20:44,865
I almost blew chunks
all over poor Mr. Gibbons
425
00:20:44,870 --> 00:20:46,467
on the elliptical.
426
00:20:46,864 --> 00:20:48,154
All right, I'm done.
427
00:20:48,159 --> 00:20:49,199
Let's head over to The 59.
428
00:20:49,204 --> 00:20:50,988
Got some protein shakes.
429
00:20:50,993 --> 00:20:52,734
- You do?
- Yeah.
430
00:20:52,739 --> 00:20:53,827
Well, beers.
431
00:20:53,832 --> 00:20:55,381
It's got half a gram of protein in it.
432
00:20:55,386 --> 00:20:56,940
I mean, it's better than that
garbage you're drinking anyway.
433
00:20:56,944 --> 00:20:57,988
What is that?
434
00:20:58,135 --> 00:21:00,154
- It's water.
- Ugh.
435
00:21:00,159 --> 00:21:01,226
[WHISPERING] Water.
436
00:21:01,231 --> 00:21:03,625
[BANGING ON DOOR]
437
00:21:05,141 --> 00:21:06,882
I need to see Goliath.
438
00:21:06,887 --> 00:21:08,062
Please stop.
439
00:21:08,067 --> 00:21:09,329
I told you he passed on.
440
00:21:09,334 --> 00:21:11,062
I wish you would respect my privacy.
441
00:21:11,067 --> 00:21:12,677
I tried. But I can't stop him.
442
00:21:12,721 --> 00:21:14,271
Where is Goliath?
443
00:21:14,276 --> 00:21:15,719
You need to leave.
444
00:21:15,724 --> 00:21:17,508
Harry, we have to leave.
445
00:21:17,513 --> 00:21:18,787
She wants us to go.
446
00:21:18,792 --> 00:21:20,045
Asta.
447
00:21:25,599 --> 00:21:26,730
This way.
448
00:21:26,735 --> 00:21:29,389
No. No, you can't be here!
449
00:21:29,394 --> 00:21:32,484
[TENSE MUSIC]
450
00:21:32,489 --> 00:21:33,563
[GASPS]
451
00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:37,397
[GASPS]
452
00:21:42,613 --> 00:21:45,270
No! No!
453
00:21:45,275 --> 00:21:47,233
[GRUNTS]
454
00:21:59,029 --> 00:22:01,482
What the hell is that?
455
00:22:01,716 --> 00:22:03,028
[SIGHS]
456
00:22:03,033 --> 00:22:04,623
It's our baby.
457
00:22:13,939 --> 00:22:15,506
You need to leave.
458
00:22:15,511 --> 00:22:17,432
I'm not letting you take my child.
459
00:22:17,476 --> 00:22:20,935
I could just rip your arms off.
460
00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:22,985
Stop it. What do you
mean, that's your baby?
461
00:22:22,990 --> 00:22:25,862
Goliath used my genetic
tissue to get pregnant.
462
00:22:26,093 --> 00:22:29,357
Goliath contacted me. This is why.
463
00:22:29,362 --> 00:22:32,148
Hello? Anyone here?
464
00:22:32,742 --> 00:22:34,443
I'll take care of it.
465
00:22:35,616 --> 00:22:37,627
Sorry, the door was open.
466
00:22:37,671 --> 00:22:39,629
Are you Violinda Darvell?
467
00:22:39,634 --> 00:22:40,896
Yes.
468
00:22:40,901 --> 00:22:42,555
We're not open quite yet.
469
00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:43,720
You'll have to leave.
470
00:22:43,725 --> 00:22:44,856
I'm a little desperate.
471
00:22:44,861 --> 00:22:46,163
I'm interested in buying some art,
472
00:22:46,167 --> 00:22:47,778
and I was told you
might be able to help.
473
00:22:47,783 --> 00:22:49,350
An artist named Goliath?
474
00:22:49,469 --> 00:22:51,599
Unfortunately, I'm busy right now.
475
00:22:52,130 --> 00:22:54,029
Are you sure you can't
spare a few minutes?
476
00:22:54,271 --> 00:22:56,123
You're a freakin' Picasso!
477
00:22:56,128 --> 00:22:58,115
Did you draw this picture?
478
00:22:58,120 --> 00:23:00,644
Yeah, I draw police
composites of criminals.
479
00:23:00,649 --> 00:23:03,434
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
480
00:23:03,439 --> 00:23:05,537
Oh, shit.
481
00:23:07,952 --> 00:23:09,911
Here you go. On the house.
482
00:23:09,916 --> 00:23:12,179
Oh, thank you. That's very generous.
483
00:23:12,184 --> 00:23:14,186
[CHUCKLES]
484
00:23:14,228 --> 00:23:15,360
Mm.
485
00:23:16,746 --> 00:23:18,618
This tastes like soap.
486
00:23:18,623 --> 00:23:20,321
Oh, yeah. Sorry.
487
00:23:20,326 --> 00:23:22,560
It's a local brewery,
488
00:23:22,565 --> 00:23:24,390
which means it's just a guy
that makes beer in his bathtub.
489
00:23:24,394 --> 00:23:25,491
I'll get you a different kind...
490
00:23:25,495 --> 00:23:27,454
No, no. That's not it.
491
00:23:28,700 --> 00:23:30,365
Oh, no.
492
00:23:30,510 --> 00:23:31,555
What?
493
00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:33,683
The last time that this happened,
494
00:23:33,688 --> 00:23:36,516
I was in my first trimester with Max.
495
00:23:37,674 --> 00:23:40,024
Plus the dizziness at the gym...
496
00:23:40,827 --> 00:23:42,481
You think you're pregnant?
497
00:23:42,486 --> 00:23:43,835
I think so.
498
00:23:44,748 --> 00:23:46,184
I mean, congratulations.
499
00:23:46,352 --> 00:23:47,484
We gotta get some champagne.
500
00:23:47,489 --> 00:23:49,666
I can't drink if I'm pregnant.
501
00:23:50,754 --> 00:23:52,435
I know.
502
00:23:53,747 --> 00:23:56,357
[SIGHS]
503
00:23:56,711 --> 00:23:58,420
What's wrong?
504
00:23:59,056 --> 00:24:03,287
I just don't know how I feel
about having another kid.
505
00:24:03,625 --> 00:24:05,018
Oh, right.
506
00:24:05,023 --> 00:24:07,417
- 'Cause of Max.
- What do you mean?
507
00:24:07,422 --> 00:24:10,087
I didn't... what do you
mean? What do you mean?
508
00:24:10,092 --> 00:24:13,075
Having another kid means my entire life
509
00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:15,822
gets put on hold for the next 18 years.
510
00:24:15,827 --> 00:24:17,350
I have to reset the clock.
511
00:24:19,119 --> 00:24:21,121
Of course, Ben would be thrilled.
512
00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:22,638
[LAUGHS]
513
00:24:23,912 --> 00:24:26,218
I mean, he would.
514
00:24:27,263 --> 00:24:29,569
Are you sure he would?
515
00:24:29,613 --> 00:24:31,982
Why? Did he say something to you?
516
00:24:31,987 --> 00:24:33,510
Why would he say anything to me?
517
00:24:33,748 --> 00:24:35,441
It's not like we sit
around having conversations
518
00:24:35,445 --> 00:24:36,838
about you guys having kids, right?
519
00:24:36,843 --> 00:24:38,412
Yeah.
520
00:24:38,797 --> 00:24:39,929
Maybe he changed his mind.
521
00:24:39,934 --> 00:24:41,849
You know, I change my mind all the time.
522
00:24:42,104 --> 00:24:44,623
Like, earlier, I was sure I
was gonna have only one beer,
523
00:24:44,628 --> 00:24:46,673
and now I'm thinking I might have six.
524
00:24:46,678 --> 00:24:48,157
Trust me.
525
00:24:48,292 --> 00:24:49,815
I know my husband.
526
00:24:49,820 --> 00:24:51,584
He wants more kids.
527
00:24:51,982 --> 00:24:53,285
He'd start a family band if he could.
528
00:24:53,289 --> 00:24:54,638
Yeah, that's... he's...
529
00:24:54,643 --> 00:24:56,717
You know, you know your husband.
530
00:25:00,470 --> 00:25:04,256
Ah, right on time, as always. Punctual.
531
00:25:04,261 --> 00:25:06,132
- You're a great doctor.
- Thank you.
532
00:25:06,137 --> 00:25:09,183
Unfortunately, I have
some bad news for you.
533
00:25:09,305 --> 00:25:10,741
What's that?
534
00:25:10,746 --> 00:25:14,140
Your blood tests indicate
cancer in your colon.
535
00:25:14,404 --> 00:25:16,747
It's very aggressive.
536
00:25:16,783 --> 00:25:19,089
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
537
00:25:19,180 --> 00:25:20,224
Ah.
538
00:25:20,229 --> 00:25:22,013
That's Mrs. Patel's chart.
539
00:25:22,018 --> 00:25:25,779
- Whoops.
- This is Ben Hawthorne's.
540
00:25:26,410 --> 00:25:28,238
Wait.
541
00:25:28,249 --> 00:25:30,991
So I don't have cancer?
542
00:25:31,020 --> 00:25:32,543
No.
543
00:25:32,807 --> 00:25:34,765
Low in vitamin D.
544
00:25:35,861 --> 00:25:37,167
Get some sun.
545
00:25:37,172 --> 00:25:38,951
Have a good day.
546
00:25:39,269 --> 00:25:41,593
Don't tell Mrs. Patel if you see her.
547
00:25:41,598 --> 00:25:42,763
Yikes.
548
00:25:42,768 --> 00:25:44,596
Sorry, hang on.
549
00:25:44,607 --> 00:25:47,827
Dr. Smallwood, you basically
just told me that I was dying.
550
00:25:47,957 --> 00:25:49,785
I had the wrong chart.
551
00:25:49,790 --> 00:25:50,950
- It happens.
- Should it?
552
00:25:50,955 --> 00:25:51,974
No.
553
00:25:51,979 --> 00:25:53,171
Could you give us some privacy?
554
00:25:53,175 --> 00:25:54,263
Also no.
555
00:25:55,154 --> 00:25:56,831
[SIGHS] Okay, well...
556
00:25:56,913 --> 00:26:00,607
Dr. Smallwood, I am
sorry to have to do this.
557
00:26:00,612 --> 00:26:03,745
I mean, you will always be
a pillar of this community.
558
00:26:03,750 --> 00:26:05,834
But I am going to have to...
559
00:26:08,664 --> 00:26:10,927
Ask you if you have ever considered
560
00:26:10,932 --> 00:26:12,281
taking an extended vacation.
561
00:26:12,286 --> 00:26:14,283
You know, maybe buy
a van? See the world?
562
00:26:14,288 --> 00:26:15,725
- He's trying to fire you.
- Mm.
563
00:26:15,730 --> 00:26:17,411
You're not the doctor you used to be,
564
00:26:17,416 --> 00:26:18,853
and if you keep working here,
565
00:26:18,858 --> 00:26:20,521
you might kill someone.
566
00:26:21,381 --> 00:26:23,138
Is this true?
567
00:26:24,179 --> 00:26:26,355
It's not not true.
568
00:26:26,373 --> 00:26:30,033
You're a sweet boy for not
wanting to tell me that.
569
00:26:30,046 --> 00:26:32,222
You're not sweet at all.
570
00:26:32,257 --> 00:26:34,738
It even looked like you enjoyed it.
571
00:26:34,743 --> 00:26:37,484
I didn't not enjoy it.
572
00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:40,657
[SIGHS]
573
00:26:40,662 --> 00:26:43,143
And now we officially have no doctor.
574
00:26:49,709 --> 00:26:51,711
I pulled out our hiring
files when I realized
575
00:26:51,716 --> 00:26:54,177
Smallwood was about to
tell you you were dying.
576
00:26:54,540 --> 00:26:56,716
Seems like you had time
to stop her, but okay.
577
00:26:56,721 --> 00:26:59,006
Dr. Vanderspeigle is
our only real candidate.
578
00:26:59,011 --> 00:27:01,405
Good doctor but not much to look at.
579
00:27:01,410 --> 00:27:03,370
He's a Patience six,
which is a Denver four,
580
00:27:03,375 --> 00:27:04,986
which is a California one.
581
00:27:05,114 --> 00:27:07,334
Not sure if any of that's legal to say.
582
00:27:08,912 --> 00:27:10,564
He has a birthday coming up.
583
00:27:10,944 --> 00:27:12,510
You know, maybe I could convince him.
584
00:27:12,515 --> 00:27:14,125
Sneaky. Buy him a present.
585
00:27:14,130 --> 00:27:15,653
Soften him up.
586
00:27:15,658 --> 00:27:18,792
You've just moved up
to a Patience three.
587
00:27:20,175 --> 00:27:21,437
Thanks.
588
00:27:22,607 --> 00:27:24,914
Goliath pieces are very rare.
589
00:27:24,950 --> 00:27:27,912
You could try the curator
at the Guggenheim.
590
00:27:28,161 --> 00:27:29,875
I certainly can't help you.
591
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:31,443
[WHISPERING] I could just kill her.
592
00:27:31,448 --> 00:27:32,705
[WHISPERING] No. No more killing.
593
00:27:32,709 --> 00:27:34,490
Just a minute. She'll leave.
594
00:27:35,132 --> 00:27:36,307
Hmm.
595
00:27:37,999 --> 00:27:39,415
What about this piece?
596
00:27:39,420 --> 00:27:40,673
This is a Goliath.
597
00:27:40,678 --> 00:27:42,506
It's part of my personal collection.
598
00:27:42,511 --> 00:27:44,600
- It's not for sale.
- Hmm.
599
00:27:45,814 --> 00:27:47,598
Seems like it means a lot to you.
600
00:27:49,701 --> 00:27:51,354
Did you know him?
601
00:27:51,429 --> 00:27:53,910
I don't think that's
any of your business.
602
00:27:54,071 --> 00:27:55,849
You need to leave now.
603
00:27:56,751 --> 00:27:57,793
Don't take this the wrong way,
604
00:27:57,797 --> 00:27:59,099
but I can tell by looking at you,
605
00:27:59,103 --> 00:28:01,211
you can't afford a piece like this.
606
00:28:01,216 --> 00:28:03,435
[CHUCKLES]
607
00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:05,852
You'd be surprised by my resources.
608
00:28:05,857 --> 00:28:08,353
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
609
00:28:09,556 --> 00:28:11,209
What's in the bag?
610
00:28:12,314 --> 00:28:14,751
- [SUPPRESSED GUNSHOT]
- [SHOUTS]
611
00:28:25,637 --> 00:28:27,117
[GRUNTS]
612
00:28:27,498 --> 00:28:28,978
- [SUPPRESSED GUNSHOTS]
- No!
613
00:28:28,983 --> 00:28:30,543
[SUPPRESSED GUNSHOTS, GLASS SHATTERING]
614
00:28:31,724 --> 00:28:33,004
- [SUPPRESSED GUNSHOT]
- [SHOUTS]
615
00:28:35,163 --> 00:28:36,642
[GRUNTS]
616
00:28:36,686 --> 00:28:38,383
[PANTING]
617
00:28:38,388 --> 00:28:40,467
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
618
00:28:40,472 --> 00:28:42,537
I'm sorry. You're right.
619
00:28:42,542 --> 00:28:44,588
Goliath wanted you to have the egg.
620
00:28:44,593 --> 00:28:46,490
It's why you were sent for.
621
00:28:46,904 --> 00:28:50,381
Goliath knew it needed an
alien to guide and protect it.
622
00:28:50,825 --> 00:28:52,827
An alien with emotions,
623
00:28:52,832 --> 00:28:54,660
like you.
624
00:28:55,009 --> 00:28:56,749
Who was he?
625
00:28:56,754 --> 00:28:58,495
He was a man who stepped
out of the jungle
626
00:28:58,500 --> 00:29:00,198
that I fell in love with.
627
00:29:00,318 --> 00:29:03,271
Goliath told me you would
come when the time is right.
628
00:29:03,276 --> 00:29:05,147
I know now why he said
it was very important
629
00:29:05,152 --> 00:29:07,284
for you to have the egg.
630
00:29:07,289 --> 00:29:09,990
Goliath warned me there
would be people coming for it.
631
00:29:11,158 --> 00:29:14,185
Promise you will take care of my baby.
632
00:29:15,397 --> 00:29:16,998
I promise.
633
00:29:17,884 --> 00:29:20,451
Harry, she's gone.
634
00:29:20,730 --> 00:29:22,920
They want the egg. They won't stop.
635
00:29:22,925 --> 00:29:24,779
Go out the back.
636
00:29:25,192 --> 00:29:26,513
Okay.
637
00:29:26,518 --> 00:29:29,478
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
638
00:29:37,399 --> 00:29:38,487
Ooh!
639
00:29:42,215 --> 00:29:43,782
Hey!
640
00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:46,446
- [SUPPRESSED GUNSHOTS]
- [GRUNTS]
641
00:29:46,538 --> 00:29:48,398
Who the hell are these guys?
642
00:30:01,524 --> 00:30:02,969
[SIGHS] Max is just getting
643
00:30:02,974 --> 00:30:04,335
to the point where I
can leave him home alone
644
00:30:04,339 --> 00:30:05,939
without it being a child services issue.
645
00:30:05,949 --> 00:30:07,124
Hmm.
646
00:30:07,129 --> 00:30:09,044
Unless he gets into the matches.
647
00:30:09,165 --> 00:30:10,862
I mean, if I can handle the drunks
648
00:30:10,867 --> 00:30:12,524
that come through this place,
649
00:30:12,529 --> 00:30:13,907
kid can't be that much worse.
650
00:30:13,912 --> 00:30:15,958
You saying you actually
wanna have a kid?
651
00:30:16,077 --> 00:30:17,293
First I'd have to find the right guy
652
00:30:17,297 --> 00:30:18,863
to have his life ruined by me.
653
00:30:18,914 --> 00:30:22,178
- [CHUCKLES]
- Ooh, anyone special in mind?
654
00:30:22,262 --> 00:30:24,394
Do I have a victim in mind?
655
00:30:25,758 --> 00:30:28,022
Dating me is kind of like
walking into a war zone.
656
00:30:28,097 --> 00:30:31,013
Hey, I think you're a catch.
657
00:30:31,018 --> 00:30:32,193
And if you wanted to,
658
00:30:32,198 --> 00:30:33,624
I think you would be a great mom.
659
00:30:33,629 --> 00:30:34,934
Come on.
660
00:30:34,939 --> 00:30:36,941
Imagine if you were pregnant.
661
00:30:37,063 --> 00:30:39,282
We could be pregnancy buddies.
662
00:30:39,961 --> 00:30:41,023
We can get them matching
663
00:30:41,028 --> 00:30:43,203
"This is what a feminist
looks like" onesies.
664
00:30:43,208 --> 00:30:45,764
I mean, you'd have to be
willing to give up the freedom
665
00:30:45,769 --> 00:30:48,554
to do whatever you
want whenever you want.
666
00:30:49,944 --> 00:30:52,750
I mean, you could just
jet off to Paris right now.
667
00:30:52,755 --> 00:30:54,602
But I won't.
668
00:30:55,035 --> 00:30:57,689
I'll just jet home to my
nail polish collection.
669
00:30:57,694 --> 00:30:59,610
I have a lot of nail polish.
670
00:31:00,324 --> 00:31:02,259
At least your baby won't make
you high when you sniff it.
671
00:31:02,263 --> 00:31:03,264
Take it easy.
672
00:31:03,269 --> 00:31:04,618
You know, it's...
673
00:31:04,623 --> 00:31:07,975
It's not like I know for
sure that I'm pregnant.
674
00:31:08,272 --> 00:31:11,319
Well, let's find out.
675
00:31:14,332 --> 00:31:17,248
Here at The 59, we cater to
every stage of a relationship.
676
00:31:17,253 --> 00:31:19,713
Condoms, pregnancy
tests, paternity tests,
677
00:31:19,718 --> 00:31:21,807
plus a divorce lawyer who
starts his weekend bender
678
00:31:21,812 --> 00:31:23,292
on Thursday afternoon.
679
00:31:23,297 --> 00:31:25,386
[METALLIC BANG] Mm.
680
00:31:25,775 --> 00:31:27,245
Thank God these are still in stock.
681
00:31:27,250 --> 00:31:30,033
Judy goes through them like
Tic Tacs that you piss on.
682
00:31:30,195 --> 00:31:31,477
I don't know.
683
00:31:31,482 --> 00:31:33,832
I'm not sure I'm ready
for the answer yet.
684
00:31:35,381 --> 00:31:37,470
Not feelin' as brave as you.
685
00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:38,818
You didn't see me run away
686
00:31:38,823 --> 00:31:40,647
from the leg press at the gym today.
687
00:31:40,652 --> 00:31:43,568
So you skipped one machine.
It was your first day back.
688
00:31:43,612 --> 00:31:45,266
When you're ready, it'll be there.
689
00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:48,424
Keep it on you.
690
00:31:48,617 --> 00:31:50,706
When you're ready, it'll be there.
691
00:31:50,749 --> 00:31:53,665
[MELLOW ROCK MUSIC]
692
00:32:02,623 --> 00:32:07,074
Why do we have to ride on
this train for two days?
693
00:32:07,542 --> 00:32:11,024
What if someone ties
a lady to the tracks?
694
00:32:11,036 --> 00:32:13,158
If they tie her lengthwise,
695
00:32:13,193 --> 00:32:14,803
it could derail us.
696
00:32:14,808 --> 00:32:16,066
It could.
697
00:32:16,071 --> 00:32:18,769
But it won't, because this
isn't a silent movie, Harry.
698
00:32:19,038 --> 00:32:20,997
And we didn't have a choice.
699
00:32:21,002 --> 00:32:24,005
Pretty sure TSA won't let you on a plane
700
00:32:24,010 --> 00:32:25,894
with something like that in a bag.
701
00:32:26,962 --> 00:32:30,480
Do you even know if
and when it will hatch?
702
00:32:30,485 --> 00:32:31,834
No.
703
00:32:31,839 --> 00:32:34,625
On my planet, we mate
with a genetic partner.
704
00:32:35,751 --> 00:32:37,796
The partner who carries the offspring
705
00:32:37,801 --> 00:32:39,150
incubates hundreds of eggs.
706
00:32:39,155 --> 00:32:41,511
This is just one egg.
707
00:32:41,715 --> 00:32:43,892
One of my kind...
708
00:32:43,897 --> 00:32:46,726
mating with a human partner.
709
00:32:47,096 --> 00:32:50,183
I do not know what this will look like.
710
00:32:50,519 --> 00:32:52,850
I do not know when it will come.
711
00:32:52,862 --> 00:32:55,734
It could be hatching in a year.
712
00:32:56,585 --> 00:32:59,675
It could be hatching right now.
713
00:33:00,031 --> 00:33:02,033
Or... now.
714
00:33:02,038 --> 00:33:03,735
Or now.
715
00:33:03,740 --> 00:33:05,002
Fantastic.
716
00:33:06,521 --> 00:33:08,175
What are we supposed to do now?
717
00:33:08,180 --> 00:33:10,394
Goliath wanted me to have this egg.
718
00:33:10,916 --> 00:33:14,311
He knew what would happen
if he became impregnated.
719
00:33:14,518 --> 00:33:18,870
Goliath died so I could have this baby.
720
00:33:19,695 --> 00:33:21,660
I'm gonna go get a tea.
721
00:33:22,363 --> 00:33:23,707
Do you want anything?
722
00:33:23,712 --> 00:33:24,713
No.
723
00:33:24,718 --> 00:33:26,980
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
724
00:33:26,992 --> 00:33:28,929
Ice cream sandwich!
725
00:33:30,545 --> 00:33:32,329
I went to New York to find an alien
726
00:33:32,334 --> 00:33:34,324
even a little like me.
727
00:33:34,701 --> 00:33:36,889
Now when I look at this egg,
728
00:33:36,894 --> 00:33:39,549
I think I have found
something different,
729
00:33:39,554 --> 00:33:42,652
a baby contaminated with human emotion,
730
00:33:42,657 --> 00:33:45,316
part alien and part human.
731
00:33:46,074 --> 00:33:48,563
It is not a little like me.
732
00:33:49,665 --> 00:33:51,537
It is just like me.
733
00:34:09,759 --> 00:34:11,239
What's going on, Mike?
734
00:34:11,423 --> 00:34:14,209
You haven't turned the
page since you came in.
735
00:34:16,417 --> 00:34:17,983
I... [CLEARS THROAT]
736
00:34:17,988 --> 00:34:19,241
I got a bunch of these books
737
00:34:19,246 --> 00:34:22,240
from Abigail Hodges, and...
738
00:34:22,810 --> 00:34:24,942
thought they'd help me
take my mind off some stuff,
739
00:34:24,947 --> 00:34:26,748
but it's not working so well.
740
00:34:28,429 --> 00:34:30,126
Something you wanna talk about?
741
00:34:31,788 --> 00:34:36,445
Share with a fellow
soldier what's on your mind?
742
00:34:38,262 --> 00:34:40,743
Oh, I kind of feel stuck lately.
743
00:34:41,045 --> 00:34:42,873
You know, like I'm in
the middle of something,
744
00:34:42,878 --> 00:34:45,576
but I'm not sure which
way is the right way to go.
745
00:34:45,858 --> 00:34:47,033
Hmm.
746
00:34:47,038 --> 00:34:49,154
Look, between you and me...
747
00:34:50,326 --> 00:34:51,892
I think I made a mistake.
748
00:34:52,830 --> 00:34:55,572
I think I might've put the
wrong person behind bars.
749
00:34:57,158 --> 00:35:00,020
Last time I made a big mistake
like that was back in D.C.,
750
00:35:00,025 --> 00:35:02,490
and my partner, he didn't
go home that day.
751
00:35:02,727 --> 00:35:04,294
Tough break.
752
00:35:04,595 --> 00:35:06,423
Yeah.
753
00:35:06,505 --> 00:35:08,938
If I had my sage, I'd smudge you.
754
00:35:08,943 --> 00:35:10,384
Mm.
755
00:35:10,466 --> 00:35:12,729
Free pie is a close second.
756
00:35:12,734 --> 00:35:14,885
- Psh, I'll take it.
- [CHUCKLES]
757
00:35:22,140 --> 00:35:24,639
I was doing guard duty in Vietnam.
758
00:35:25,964 --> 00:35:28,706
Dreamin' about the burgers
we'd order back home.
759
00:35:29,974 --> 00:35:32,368
- Tellin' dirty jokes.
- [LAUGHS]
760
00:35:33,359 --> 00:35:35,404
Pretendin' we weren't scared shitless.
761
00:35:35,409 --> 00:35:37,514
[SOMBER MUSIC]
762
00:35:37,519 --> 00:35:39,217
It was an ambush.
763
00:35:39,543 --> 00:35:41,873
My buddy hit the floor.
764
00:35:42,196 --> 00:35:44,502
I just stood there like an idiot
765
00:35:44,547 --> 00:35:46,157
till he bled out.
766
00:35:46,955 --> 00:35:48,435
Jesus, Dan.
767
00:35:48,683 --> 00:35:50,772
Medic told me it wasn't my fault.
768
00:35:50,815 --> 00:35:55,646
Called it a... sucking chest wound.
769
00:35:56,198 --> 00:35:58,296
But I couldn't shake the guilt.
770
00:35:58,301 --> 00:36:01,260
And I ran from that mistake for years.
771
00:36:01,304 --> 00:36:04,307
Almost died from it.
772
00:36:04,390 --> 00:36:06,334
I'm sorry.
773
00:36:06,728 --> 00:36:09,339
I mean, how do you even
survive something like that?
774
00:36:09,532 --> 00:36:11,990
It's not about the surviving.
775
00:36:12,432 --> 00:36:16,857
Any soldier who's still
with us is surviving.
776
00:36:18,399 --> 00:36:21,184
A soldier has to prevail.
777
00:36:21,276 --> 00:36:23,757
Learned to honor Joe.
778
00:36:24,668 --> 00:36:26,739
[CHUCKLES] Now he's with me every day.
779
00:36:30,623 --> 00:36:33,103
If you wanna honor your partner,
780
00:36:33,108 --> 00:36:35,340
be the best cop you can be.
781
00:36:35,379 --> 00:36:37,981
Put the right person behind bars.
782
00:36:59,463 --> 00:37:01,629
Deputy. Hey.
783
00:37:01,649 --> 00:37:03,343
I've been waiting out front
for the last ten minutes.
784
00:37:03,347 --> 00:37:04,827
You forget I was picking you up?
785
00:37:04,832 --> 00:37:06,016
Yeah, I'm sorry.
786
00:37:06,021 --> 00:37:07,856
I've been tied up.
787
00:37:07,861 --> 00:37:10,429
Just, like, police stuff.
788
00:37:11,979 --> 00:37:13,937
Pullin' UFOs over for speeding again?
789
00:37:13,942 --> 00:37:15,073
I'm sorry.
790
00:37:15,078 --> 00:37:17,385
I'm just feeling a little stupid.
791
00:37:17,924 --> 00:37:21,864
I posted that UFO video,
and people think it's fake.
792
00:37:22,473 --> 00:37:23,861
Hey, the only thing stupid is believing
793
00:37:23,865 --> 00:37:25,297
what someone on the internet thinks.
794
00:37:25,301 --> 00:37:26,471
Ignore them.
795
00:37:26,476 --> 00:37:28,565
It's not just one person.
796
00:37:28,570 --> 00:37:31,442
It's most of them, and
someone used a filter
797
00:37:31,447 --> 00:37:34,188
to change the UFO into a doughnut.
798
00:37:34,193 --> 00:37:36,278
They don't even know I'm a cop.
799
00:37:36,778 --> 00:37:38,357
That looks pretty realistic.
800
00:37:39,137 --> 00:37:40,617
Now I'm hungry.
801
00:37:40,622 --> 00:37:42,450
Let's stop and get one on the way home.
802
00:37:42,455 --> 00:37:43,978
[CELL PHONE DINGS AND BUZZES]
803
00:37:44,029 --> 00:37:45,552
Sorry.
804
00:37:47,990 --> 00:37:49,528
I need ten more minutes.
805
00:37:50,674 --> 00:37:52,415
- Okay.
- Okay.
806
00:37:57,239 --> 00:37:59,461
I changed my mind. I want tea...
807
00:37:59,466 --> 00:38:01,032
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
808
00:38:01,037 --> 00:38:03,090
You should've cleaned up after yourself.
809
00:38:03,813 --> 00:38:05,815
Now, you're gonna give me that egg,
810
00:38:05,820 --> 00:38:08,208
and you're gonna tell
me where it came from.
811
00:38:11,826 --> 00:38:14,524
[GRUNTING]
812
00:38:34,633 --> 00:38:36,563
Ow.
813
00:38:37,221 --> 00:38:38,744
[GRUNTS]
814
00:38:44,711 --> 00:38:45,947
You.
815
00:39:01,700 --> 00:39:04,264
What the... How did that window break?
816
00:39:04,500 --> 00:39:05,614
I do not know.
817
00:39:05,619 --> 00:39:08,953
It is a very cheap train.
Everything breaks.
818
00:39:09,171 --> 00:39:11,358
Oh, my God.
819
00:39:11,363 --> 00:39:14,623
What... What happened to your face?
820
00:39:18,762 --> 00:39:21,983
I may have killed the bad woman.
821
00:39:21,988 --> 00:39:24,382
It's okay. I threw her out the window.
822
00:39:25,062 --> 00:39:26,455
She's gone.
823
00:39:27,801 --> 00:39:30,539
Did you get my ice cream sandwich?
824
00:39:42,346 --> 00:39:45,175
Sir, we've been through
this room a thousand times.
825
00:39:45,180 --> 00:39:47,182
Do you really think we've
been missing something?
826
00:39:47,225 --> 00:39:48,745
Yeah, well, before,
we were trying to get
827
00:39:48,749 --> 00:39:50,577
in the killer's head.
828
00:39:50,582 --> 00:39:52,889
Maybe it's time we
try to get into Sam's.
829
00:39:59,145 --> 00:40:02,322
Okay, so I'm a small-town doctor, right?
830
00:40:02,327 --> 00:40:03,933
Nice guy. Whole town loves me.
831
00:40:03,938 --> 00:40:05,853
So why would somebody want me dead?
832
00:40:05,934 --> 00:40:07,758
Medical malpractice? I don't think so.
833
00:40:07,763 --> 00:40:09,199
I'm too damn good at what I do.
834
00:40:09,204 --> 00:40:10,258
Did I witness something?
835
00:40:10,263 --> 00:40:13,222
Did I know something that
made somebody wanna kill me?
836
00:40:13,539 --> 00:40:15,251
I was smart.
837
00:40:15,427 --> 00:40:19,214
If I knew something
important and dangerous,
838
00:40:19,296 --> 00:40:21,037
I might've written it down.
839
00:40:21,042 --> 00:40:22,478
Yeah, but where?
840
00:40:24,436 --> 00:40:26,264
[SIGHS]
841
00:40:28,419 --> 00:40:30,031
Wait.
842
00:40:30,786 --> 00:40:32,614
Sam loved these books.
843
00:40:35,450 --> 00:40:36,863
Sir?
844
00:40:36,868 --> 00:40:39,055
The sex-crazed
detective in these books,
845
00:40:39,060 --> 00:40:40,310
when he thought somebody was after him,
846
00:40:40,314 --> 00:40:41,748
he would take his case
notes, and he would put them
847
00:40:41,752 --> 00:40:43,863
in the back of paintings in his office.
848
00:40:45,836 --> 00:40:47,637
Come on.
849
00:40:48,145 --> 00:40:50,715
♪ The four winds blow ♪
850
00:40:51,722 --> 00:40:54,113
Shit.
851
00:40:54,118 --> 00:40:56,686
♪ Of my father's soul ♪
852
00:40:56,691 --> 00:41:00,564
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, here and gone ♪
853
00:41:00,569 --> 00:41:02,048
[SIGHS]
854
00:41:03,284 --> 00:41:05,155
You know what? Maybe
it's just a dumb book.
855
00:41:07,027 --> 00:41:09,389
Even if he hid something here,
856
00:41:09,394 --> 00:41:11,309
it would probably be gone by now.
857
00:41:11,314 --> 00:41:13,272
I mean, we've had three doctors since.
858
00:41:13,277 --> 00:41:15,221
Any one of them could've
changed these paintings.
859
00:41:18,334 --> 00:41:19,736
Not that one.
860
00:41:21,172 --> 00:41:23,229
Not this one.
861
00:41:23,234 --> 00:41:25,106
♪ Here and gone ♪
862
00:41:38,219 --> 00:41:40,221
- Sheriff.
- [LAUGHS]
863
00:41:40,900 --> 00:41:43,946
- _
- Holy shit.
864
00:41:46,083 --> 00:41:47,477
[CHUCKLES]
865
00:41:49,565 --> 00:41:51,805
[ENGINE SHUTS OFF]
866
00:41:52,089 --> 00:41:55,461
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
867
00:41:55,566 --> 00:41:59,396
Patience must be nearer to
my planet than New York.
868
00:41:59,401 --> 00:42:03,710
When I am here, I feel closer to home.
869
00:42:05,055 --> 00:42:06,490
You gonna tell me what's goin' on?
870
00:42:06,495 --> 00:42:09,672
You haven't talked this whole ride.
871
00:42:11,321 --> 00:42:12,801
I don't like it when you're quiet.
872
00:42:12,806 --> 00:42:14,024
Makes me nervous.
873
00:42:16,578 --> 00:42:18,942
[SIGHS] The alien we went to see
874
00:42:18,947 --> 00:42:20,383
was dead.
875
00:42:20,465 --> 00:42:22,467
But it gave birth to an egg,
876
00:42:22,612 --> 00:42:24,570
and now it's in Harry's bag.
877
00:42:25,845 --> 00:42:28,516
I liked it more when you were quiet.
878
00:42:36,133 --> 00:42:37,178
Me too.
879
00:42:37,183 --> 00:42:38,941
Congratulations!
880
00:42:38,946 --> 00:42:41,078
I heard you adopted a baby.
881
00:42:41,269 --> 00:42:44,141
Do not worry. It has not hatched yet.
882
00:42:44,146 --> 00:42:46,996
If it did, you would know.
883
00:42:47,536 --> 00:42:50,017
It would probably spit acid.
884
00:42:50,022 --> 00:42:51,589
- [CAR DOOR SLAMS]
- [SIGHS]
885
00:42:51,594 --> 00:42:55,163
It'll be a relief that we
put that egg somewhere safe.
886
00:42:55,168 --> 00:42:57,971
Finally a use for that
stupid bunker of yours.
887
00:42:57,976 --> 00:43:00,413
I built that stupid
bunker to save your life.
888
00:43:00,418 --> 00:43:02,333
- Uh-huh.
- So that everyone in the world
889
00:43:02,338 --> 00:43:04,470
would die but me and you.
890
00:43:04,475 --> 00:43:06,129
Thanks for including me.
891
00:43:06,288 --> 00:43:07,507
ALL: Surprise!
892
00:43:07,512 --> 00:43:08,775
Ah!
893
00:43:09,363 --> 00:43:12,001
Happy birthday, Dr. Vanderspeigle.
894
00:43:12,006 --> 00:43:13,529
Glad to have you back in Patience.
895
00:43:13,534 --> 00:43:14,949
Speech!
896
00:43:15,524 --> 00:43:17,395
Get out of my house!
897
00:43:17,735 --> 00:43:20,303
[LAUGHTER]
898
00:43:20,308 --> 00:43:21,941
[EGG CRACKS]
899
00:43:22,086 --> 00:43:25,086
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