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- The
committee is scrutinizing

reclusive aviation
tycoon Howard Hughes

over a transfer of a $100,000
in cash made to Richard Nixon

via the President's close
friend, Bebe Rebozo.

Hughes, who maintains
an army of operatives

throughout the world,
has denied the charges.

The Watergate scandal
continues to grip the nation,

while the 18-and-a-half
minute gap in the Nixon tapes

tops headlines again this week.

Since last month's revelation
that 18-and-a-half minutes

of a taped conversation
between President Nixon

and his former Chief of
Staff HR Bob Haldeman,

theories continue to
emerge as to the content

of those lost minutes,
and who erased the tape.

The conversation between
Nixon and Haldeman took place

on June 20th, 1972, just days
after the bungled burglary

of the Democratic National
Committee headquarters

at the Watergate Hotel.

Chief of Staff Al Haig,
who replaced Bob Haldeman

just months ago,

explained the gap by claiming

Presidential Secretary
Rosemary Woods

mistakenly deleted the tape.

Ms. Woods recent
demonstration to the media,

stretching for the play
button with her hand

and record button with her foot,

has been met with wide
levels of ridicule.

Special Prosecutor Leon
Jaworski empaneled a Grand Jury.

- Oh hi hon,
is it just you today?

- I'm with him.

- Oh, I'd love to see the
man waiting, good for you.

All right let's see, we
got some specials here.

We got the linguini with
the marinara clam sauce,

spicy, but not too spicy.

Choice of side salad, Italian,
thousand island, French,

or your vegetable medley.

Today there's broccoli,
carrots and Lima beans.

Comes with a dinner
roll or garlic toast.

Then there's pie, apple,
peach, strawberry or cherry.

4 95, and the Wonder
Bread is on the house.

- Hi.
- Hello.

- Want anything to drink?

- What's he drinking?
- Tea.

- I'll have that.

- You took the ferry
up from Oxford Landing?

- Just like you said.
- Good.

I know it's a little
outta the way.

I was just coming
back from Rehoboth,

and a little outta
the way isn't bad

under these circumstances.

- You look different
than I pictured.

- What did you picture?

- Older, gray hair, doughy.

- The tragic anonymity
of print reporting.

Everyone thinks I look
like Walter Cronkite.

Meanwhile, I'm half the
age and twice as handsome.

- There you
go hon, ready to order?

- What was the special again?

- I'm gonna look at that-

- Linguini with
marinara, clam sauce,

spicy, but not too spicy.

It comes with a side
salad, choice of Italian,

thousand island or
French dressing,

or veggie medley, broccoli,
carrots and Lima beans.

Comes with a dinner roll
or garlic toast and pie,

apple, peach,
strawberry or cherry,

Wonder Bread on the house, 4 95.

- What she said.

- I'll have the special,
side salad, French,

garlic and peach.

- Wow, I think
I'll take a steak.

- I'll get
you what she's having.

- Judge and jury.

So you're a transcriber?

- Yes, that's right.

- What do you transcribe?

- OMB meetings, mostly.

- Schedules, budgets?
- The classics.

- Mm-hmm, you're a GS-4?

- GS-2, nobody.

- Well not for long.

- Hey.
- Hi, Cheryl.

- These tapes are all the
news is talking about.

- Not these tapes.

- Got the only
boring tapes in Washington.

- Yeah.

Jeffries knows
you wanna move up,

he's just testing you.

- Well, at this point I
have passed or I've failed.

- Rosemary worked on
the House committee

for how long before she
moved to the Oval Office?

- I know.

- Uh-huh,
besides, this isn't where

you're gonna make
your real money.

- Are you making real money?

- I'm exploring my options.

Seeing what's on the
other side of things.

- Well, Jeffries can't
ignore me forever.

- Yes, he can.

At least use your
vacation days this year.

Get away, meet somebody.

- Okay, it is too early
for this conversation.

- Morning Cheryl, I see a
nice little tape recorder

over there waiting for you.

And Lashley, how about
doing a little work today?

There it is, once a
day for three years.

- Four years.

- And
a lifetime over.

- Ms. Lashley,
Miss, Mrs Lashley?

- Connie.
- Connie.

- Connie Lashley.

- Good, I just need to
know what to call you.

- Connie.
- Connie.

Connie, so that was
the tape, right?

- No, no not that one.

It wasn't until
later in the day.

- Jesus, you're
still here? Go home.

- Got one left.

- Geez, you
modern women aren't kidding.

- November
2nd, 1973, tape 465.

The sandwiches are on the
credenza, please help yourself.

Today's agenda, wheat subsidies

and the processed
bread industry.

Assistant Director Paul O'Neil

is sitting in for
Director Roy L. Ash.

- Eric.
- Eric.

- O'Neill's home sick,
kill the tape, let's eat.

- We could to
use the player in here, Al.

- Yes, sir.

- I don't
understand, Bob.

How could those idiots have
gotten caught at the Watergate?

- We're still
trying to figure that out.

I can't believe those
Cubans and that funny guy

with the vague name,
what was, Gordon Liddy?

- Yes his name, and the name-
- Mr. President.

This is the conversation
I was talking about.

- We can't turn
this over to them.

- Haldeman.
- When you-

- One thing is-
- Haig.

The subpoenaed tapes

were where then recorded
three days after the burglary.

- Nixon.
- How long did you say it is?

- Haig.
- Just under 20 minutes.

- Nixon.

- Loose
ends, there are too many

goddam loose ends
to sleep at night.

- Thank God
we're erasing this, Al.

This tape would've killed us.

- Do you have the tape here?

- Yeah.

Um.

- Sons of bitches.

Goddam Watergate, I'm
sick of hearing about it.

- Let me see it.

It's a paper bag.

- It's inside of the paper bag.

- Take it out.
- Oh my God.

- That's it?

- It's a tape in a box in a
bag in a purse, that is it.

- Okay.

So the tape is a
tape within a tape.

- Okay, this is a road.

Here's the White House.

Across the street
from the White House

is the old Executive
Office Building,

and then down here, that's
the Washington Monument.

Inside of the OEOB is a
conference room, one of many.

This particular
conference room though,

has an accessible tape player.

Nixon and Haig listened
to that original tape,

the one that was subpoenaed,
on that tape player.

What they didn't
realize was that

this specific conference room,

which is normally
reserved for OMB meetings,

also has a sound-activated
recording system.

There was a tape already
queued up and waiting

from a meeting
earlier in that day.

Nixon and Haig,
listening to their tape,

all of their conversation,
everything that the room heard

ended up at the end of a
rather brief OMB meeting,

and in my box of
tape to transcribe.

- Yeah, this tape was
never subpoenaed, why?

- Nobody knows it exists.

The original tape, the
one that they blamed

on Rosemary Woods, was erased.

- Jesus, okay.

I think the best course of
action is that I take the tape

and we go our separate ways.

- You're gonna take the tape?
- Yes.

- Okay, and what are
you gonna do with it?

- I'm gonna listen to it.

- And then what?
- Depends on what I hear.

- No I, I don't wanna
just hand it over.

- Why not?

- Because I
haven't heard it yet.

- You know, I, what,

Don't you have a tape
player at your house?

You could've listened-

- No, I don't have
a tape player.

I listen to tapes all
day, every day at work.

- Well, you could've
waited until Monday.

You could-

- Everything is logged.

I have to turn the
tape in Monday morning.

- Have you told anyone
that we're meeting, anyone?

Your parents, Cheryl,
your dog, anyone?

- Yeah, my parents
aren't around.

I had to borrow Cheryl's car,

but I told her it
was to get away.

She thinks I took her
advice and went on vacation.

Nobody knows about the tape.

- You could have called the
Special Prosecutor's office,

or the Judiciary Committee
like you're supposed to.

- And get paraded and dissected
like John Dean and his wife,

no thank you, not interested.

- So a Watergate reporter
from the "Times", why?

- Because I read the
"Times", I read your byline.

- "Times" DC bureau.
- Paul Marrow.

- What's it about?
- The gap, I've got it.

- Still, you
could've talked to someone-

- Should I have
called the "Post"?

- No, God no.

I've been chasing their
scoops for a year now.

- Well there.

- I appreciate you
calling me, I do.

I need you to understand,
I'm looking out for you.

I get it, I get it.

If anyone knew
about this meeting,

it would probably
damage your career.

- Career yeah,
I'm a steno machine.

- You're so
much more than that.

- You two look like

you're planning the
end of the world.

All right, two specials,
salad with French.

Garlic bread,
pasta's on its way.

- Okay.

- You're probably
recording me right now.

- No, what?

This? This is a flower,
you told me to wear it.

I'm a reporter, not a spy.

See? fresh cut, all yours.

- You, you'll keep my
name out of this, right?

- I thought you'd hit
the ceiling of your career.

- Well, I still need a job.

- That's the way it works, yes.

No one will know your
name, not even my editor.

- Okay, good.

- I think I have
a reel-to-reel player

in the trunk of my car.

- You have a player in your car,

why didn't you
mention that? What?

- Because in a perfect world,

I would have the tape and
be listening to it alone.

But it's your tape?
- It's my tape.

- Yes, it's your tape.

And maybe I'm not
making this clear,

but I'm looking out for you.

- Okay, and maybe you're
not listening to me,

but I don't need you
looking out for me.

I give you this tape,

You splash it all over
the cover of the "Times".

It gets traced back
to me in a heartbeat.

You win the Pulitzer and I
get indicted.

No, no, we're not doing that.

We're gonna listen
to the tape together.

You're gonna take
your little notes,

and I return the tape at
work on Monday morning.

That's the deal.
- Okay, okay.

I think there's a motel nearby.

I saw it on the way up
here, the Silver Sands.

We can check in there.

We'll say that we're
a married couple,

so we don't draw attention.

Or dating, no married,
married's better, one last name.

- What?
- What?

- What is the Silver Sands?

- It's a motel.

I saw it on the way up here.

- Why can't we just
listen to it in your car?

- I need an outlet and we
want someplace private.

- Okay fine, why can't we
just be there together,

and then separately?

- Have you seen
the size of this town?

It's gonna draw-

- Nobody knows what
we look like, so-

- Look, we have to play
the long game here.

No one can ever know we're here.

Not tomorrow, not
30 years from now.

So we go there, we
listen to it, we leave.

- Do you expect me
to check into a motel

with a man that I just met?

- Do you have a
better idea? Because I don't.

- You seem really nervous.

- I'm not nervous, I'm not.

I'm excited.

I've been waiting for this
opportunity for a long time.

If I'm nervous about anything,

it's that you're lying to me.

We can take your car.

I don't want you to
feel uncomfortable.

- Yeah, well it's a little
late for that, I'd say.

- Oh, I'm sorry.

Maybe you have something better
to do, like transcribing.

- It's Saturday.

You got a little
something right there.

- What are our names?

- Connie, Paul.

- No our married names,
for when we check in.

- Oh, um-
- Archie and Diane Spiano.

- That is incredibly specific.

- I like it.

- I don't, I don't
actually, I don't like it.

- I'm sorry, well do you
have a better suggestion?

- Ruth.
- Ruth.

- Ruth, I'm gonna be Ruth.

- All right, I like
Archie, like the comic.

It says no vacancy.

- That can't be true.

- Oh folks, I'm sorry.

I'm just watching
the Bullets game

and it's a real nail-biter.

Had to watch with one
eye closed.

I'm kidding, it's
not even half-time,

But Unseld just got
off the injury list,

so I wanna see how he's doing.

He's doing pretty
good, I gotta tell you.

So what can I do for you?

- You have
any space available?

- Oh yeah, oh yeah.

More, more than I can afford.

- The sign.
- Oh no, no.

That's just left
over from the summer.

- We'd like
a room please.

- One of the
cottages, if possible.

- It's off season, anything
is possible, young lady.

May I have your name please?

- Archie and Ruth Spiano.

- Ruth, huh?

My mother's name is
Ruth, God rest her soul.

Spiano?
- Yes.

- Spelled just as it sounds?
- Just like it sounds.

- That's great, that'll be $22.

And may I ask how many nights
you'll be staying with us?

- Oh, just one.

- That's fine, my
name's Jack, by the way.

- Hey man.
- Ah Jesus Christ.

- Why is the ice
machine still broken?

- I told you it's not broken,

it just takes a
while to get going.

What the hell do you
need so much ice for?

- Oh why don't you
come over and find out.

- Actually I was in line first.

- Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

I went into their rooms, okay?

And they had like a dozen
clocks and miles of wire.

No, I'm gonna take a pass.

- You're uninvited.

- Yeah okay, you're
gonna break my heart.

- How can you eat
this poison, man?

- Can we just get the key?

- It destroys the mind.
- Just shut up.

- Corrupts the soul, brother.

- Is that
your swinger out front?

- Will you please just shut it?

- No, it's just a Dodge.

- Hey, shut up right now.

Hey, hey buddy, you want
me to call the police?

I'll call the police.

Get outta here, will you please?

Get outta here, it's a little
late for the hippy state.

- It's about love, man.

We just want to
join the revolution.

- I'm sorry.
- It's fine.

- I'm more sorry for
me, if you must know.

Here you go, you'll be in,

you'll be in cottage 33, okay?

It's just down the road down
that, it's down that way.

You'll see it, it's on the left.

It's not the biggest cottage,
but I gotta tell you,

It's got my favorite view.

Great, thank you Jack.

- Yeah, and if you
need anything I'm here.

I'm all alone, just mean
and "The Late, Late Show".

- I think we, I
think we'll be fine.

- Okay, great.

- Yeah, they're showing
"House of Wax" tonight.

- Isn't that in 3-D?

- Look at you Archie, huh?

Very good, very smart.

- You know where you're going?

It's this way.
- This way.

- Honey.
- 26, 27.

- 29.
- Hello?

- Hello,.

We are staying just
here in the big house.

- Oh, sorry.

I'm Lena.
- Samuel.

- Ruth.
- Archie.

Have a good day.

- Not to overstep, but
would the two of you

like to join us for dinner?

- Well, we usually have
the place to ourselves

this time of year, but,
ha, gets rather lonesome,

just the two of us
in our bossa nova.

- Oh, it's groovy stuff, ooh.
- Very groovy.

- Thank you, we've
been traveling all day,

so we're exhausted.

- Are you
brother and sister?

Just married.

- Ah, this is your honeymoon.
- It is.

- Where are your wedding wings?

I know your generation
is full of little rebels,

but I do hope rings are
still exchanged on the altar.

- They're getting engraved,

engraved with each
other's initials.

Kitschy but-
- Kitsch nothing.

That's romance, we knew it once.

- Mm, well if you
change your minds,

we're just a stone's throw away.

And please, do
change your minds.

- It's this way.

- Oh, there we go.

Well this is cute.

- Yeah.

Hang on, don't say anything yet.

- What
are you doing?

- What's it look like?

- You put a dress
on the television

and a miniskirt on the radio.

- It's due diligence.

- Well, I feel much safer now.

- Good.
- Wow, it's a nice new player.

- Nothing in
the bathroom, okay.

- Okay, are you ready?

- Absolutely.

Where are the voices?

- The volume's all the way up.

Does this work?

- It did, did you
bring the wrong tape?

- I brought the right tape.
- Are you sure?

- Yes, of course
it's the right tape.

- Did you break it?
- No, I didn't break it.

It was already broken.

Did it get banged
up in Rehoboth?

- No, it didn't get
banged up in Rehoboth.

Can you fix it?
- No, I can't fix it.

- Jesus Christ.

- The play head
is completely snapped off.

- Well, there has to be

another tape player
around here someplace.

- Dammit, what are you doing?

- Diane, who is Diane?

- Not, it's nothing.

- You tried to name me Diane.
- It's a name.

It came into my head.

- Okay Paul, I'm sorry that
I looked in your wallet,

but who is Diane?

- She's my fiance, was my
fiance, didn't work out.

- I'm sorry.

- She works at the "Times",
she's the receptionist.

- She must have answered
the phone when I called.

- Yeah, she gave
me your message.

- Well, it must be hard

having her around all the time.

- Ha, you see?

That's odd?
- What?

- This guy.

- I don't like that.
- No.

It's a good idea.

- So I'm guessing
that you didn't

find a tape player in here?

- Oh, observant.

- Oh you know, we
should just call Jack.

- No don't, don't plug that in.

- Maybe he has another
player that we could borrow.

- It's ringing.

- Just hang up,
he's not gonna answer.

- We'll try back later.

- He's busy watching
movies he can't even see.

- The phone stays plugged in.

- No.
- Yes.

- Connie.
- Archie.

- You're unbelievable.
- You're unbelievable.

- Grab the tape, let's
go ask the long hairs.

They might have a tape player.

I have more faith
in them than Jack.

- Oh, so you trust
the sex fiends?

- I don't know if
they're sex fiends,

it could be a cult.

- And that's better?

♪ Deadly butterfly ♪

♪ She's a deadly butterfly ♪

- Have you ever
wondered why Wonder Bread

is not in fact that wonderful?

They tell us to wonder at
the wonder of Wonder Bread

when we know the
difference, don't we?

- There's no wonder.

- When we served in Vietnam,

we were fed Wonder Bread day
and night, night and day.

And we knew from the beginning

that it was
tarnishing our bodies.

And so brothers and
sisters, we stand together

to fight against "The
Brady Bunch", Skippy,

fake peanut butter and
jelly, napalm on Wonder Bread

sandwich of the military
aggro industrial complex

that suffocates our minds
with sitcom synapses,

and obliterates our bodies
with vitamin-enriched venom.

Who owns Wonder Bread?
- ITT.

- And who is ITT in bed with?
- Nixon?

- ITT, who arms
and aims the bombs

we drop in Southeast Asia, ITT
who was up to their eyeballs

in the coups d'etats
of Brazil and Chile.

Every loaf of Wonder Bread
supports the ITT Nixon tyranny.

- You can't spell
vitamin without Vietnam.

- We are the yeast
of the proletariat,

and the time to rise is now.

We burned our draft cards.
- We burned our bras.

- Now let us burn
the toast of freedom.

- Oh, look who it is.
- I told you they swing.

- No, we just-

- We're actually just, we're
looking for a tape player.

Do you guys have a
reel-to-reel tape player?

- Reel-to-reel,
what year is that?

- The revolution
will not be on reel-to-reel.

- Eight tracks
baby, that's where it's at.

- You've come
to join the revolution.

- Oh.
- I dig the vibe,

but loosen up brother.

- It's, no it's,
I'm good, thank you.

- You narcs?
- You look pretty straight.

- Oh.
- No, we're cool.

- We're just, we're here to
see if you have a tape player.

- Oh, well you're welcome
to look in the cottage.

We're working on a
little science project.

Who knows what else is in there?

- Well, let's see.
- Dig, I'll join you.

- Okay.
- Gotta check on something,

But see that's the difference
between our species

and other species, other species

just eat bread for consumption.

- Yeah.

- To have things to
fulfill the body.

But our species uses bread
as a form of capitalism,

which we're trying to eradicate,
If you catch my drift.

Because we are federalists-

- Daffodil.
- Yeah?

- And heuristically
conscious creatures

born between here-

- Do you think
she's Wonder Bread?

- No Daisy, I think
she's whole wheat.

- Pumpernickel.
- Rye.

- Sister, why are
you so buttoned up?

- And with a square
so buttoned down?

You let the man
put you in a box.

- I bet you live in a box.
- You work in a box.

- You drive in a box.

- Are you a woman, sister?

- Or are you a plastic-wrapped,
pre-sliced loaf of bread?

- Sourdough.

- Sourdough.
- I'm sourdough.

- That's perfect.

- Are you on your
honeymoon, baby?

- Yes, yes I am.

- I knew it, you've
got that aura.

- That fresh-baked glow.

- Barry says we've
got auras too.

- You definitely have something.

There is something that is
going on, that is for sure.

Oh did you find one?
- No luck.

Let's, let's go.

- Hey, you're welcome
to drop in with this.

I dosed up some
electric Kool-Aid.

Liquid courage for
the revolution.

- Please.
- I'm good.

- Would you like
to join the revolution?

- I think we're okay.
- Come hang out.

- Do you wanna hear more
about the revolution?

- Bye.

- I like her.

- Join the revolution
while I was inside?

- Maybe.

- You don't
seem like the type.

- What is
that supposed to mean?

- It means, how many times
did you vote for Nixon?

- All right.
- Twice?

- It wasn't a
straightforward decision,

just so you know.

'68 was easy, '72 not as much.

- Okay.

- What do you think
is on that tape?

I mean, after everything that
he's already turned over,

what's on this one?

- Hmm, something like,
"Al, you hired these idiots,

and then they drag
me into this?"

- What if it does have
something to do with the ITT?

- You get brainwashed
by the hippies?

- "Rosemary, hand me
some Wonder Bread."

Or maybe it was
about the Plumbers.

- Liddy, hmm.

Ah, it could be ITT,
could be anything.

You cold? Want my jacket?

- No thanks, my aura is
keeping me very toasty.

- Oh good,
'cause I'm freezing.

- That puts
the germophobic recluse

Howard Hughes in a precarious
position, if his connection

to Nixon and Watergate
are revealed further.

- Jack?
- Archie, good timing.

I got a message for you.

- You got a message?
- Uh-huh.

- Who is it from?

- Oh, they didn't say.

You know, they just said,

"Give a message to the
couple that just checked in."

Have you been watching
the news lately?

This guy Howard Hughes,
oh my God, what a nut.

You know, one indictment and
that'll ruin your reputation.

- Right.
- But he's a loon.

I don't know what
he's gonna do next.

- Look, can-
- He's just crazy.

- Was it a man or a woman
who gave this message?

- It was a man.

- And what did they say exactly?

- Exactly?
- Yes, exactly.

- "Hello, Silver Sands Motel,
this is Jack speaking."

"Yeah, I'd like you
to relay a message

to the couple that
just checked in."

"May I ask who's
calling, please?"

"Just tell them, don't
leave, they're there.

They'll understand."

"Is they'll understand, is
that just part of the message?"

"No," "So it's just, don't
leave, they're there.

And the second
part, they're there,

is that they are there
or is it there there

as a sign of comfort?"

Okay, and then he hung up.

- This didn't
strike you as odd, Jack?

- I mean, well, you should see
the weird things that go on,

especially during
the off season.

You saw those hippies,
I mean, you met them.

They're just crazy.

- Well there's, there's
a man out there,

fishing on the water,
is that normal?

- He's not gonna catch much.

- Well she asked you,
is that normal though?

- What's normal, really?

I mean, to be honest, I don't
know and it doesn't bother me.

Like that note, I
didn't understand that,

but I didn't bat
an eye, not one.

- Enough with the note.

Do you have a reel-to-reel
player around?

- No, no I used to have one.

My mom, she loved her tapes,

so I buried the tapes
and the player with her.

Me, I love television,
but I don't think

they're gonna fit a
television in my casket.

- Okay-
- Archie let's just-

- Yet, is there a place in town

where we could maybe
buy a tape player?

- Nah, the city shuts down
when snow is expected.

I think though the ferry's just,

yeah, the last one I
think has left already.

- So, no.
- Oh you know what there is?

There's the gas station.

They, they, they sell
snacks and batteries, film,

sundries, and the
thing of the like,

but I don't think they
sell reel-to-reel players.

And Leon, he's the gas man,
geez, he's a piece of work.

He may even have a
reel-to-reel player.

You never, he probably,
he might have it.

- I don't need to hear
about Leon, Jack, all right?

I just need a
goddam tape player.

- Archie, it's not
his fault, okay?

- I don't understand,
it's a question.

- Archie.
This is a simple question.

Jesus Christ.

- I'm sorry.

- I'm not for everyone.

- Hey, hey.
- They know we're here.

I told you, I don't know how,
but they know we're here.

- Hey, hey, who is they?

- It could be anyone.

It could be the
FBI, the CIA, KGB.

It could be a "Post"
reporter, for all I know.

- We need to do-

- We need to listen to the
tape, that's what we need to do.

We need to listen to the tape,

and see what we're
dealing with, Connie.

- Ruth,
Paul, Archie, shit.

- We're being
followed, who gives a shit

about our goddam names?

You heard him, we have
to listen to the tape

or you have to give it to me,

and we have to go
our separate ways.

But it seems like you're
the one making all the-

- Archie, you need to relax.
- I need to relax?

- You need to relax.
- Oh that's.

- Just stop shouting.

- It doesn't feel like
you even wanna be doing this.

- What? Look.

Watching Ike or JFK
when I was a kid

was the closest thing I
had to a father figure.

God, what I'm trying
to say is that

I've wanted to work for the
President my whole life.

- The Presidency.
- Yes, sure.

- Not this President.
- What I'm saying is,

that there are a lot of good
people in this administration.

A lot of them.
- There's a greater good-

- Who could lose their-
- Element to this.

- I know that there is.

- I think that's
why you called me.

- I understand that.

- But it doesn't feel
like you're committed.

- Committed?
- Yes.

- Committed.
- Yeah.

- My husband, God.

- Your husband.

- He asked
me to marry him

the morning before
he shipped out.

It was romantic, I was
in love, we were young.

Remember
Nixon's promise in '68,

his secret plan to get
the troops out of Vietnam?

Yeah, well three months
after Jimmy was deployed,

he was gone, that was that.

So yes, there is a
lot to think about,

but I am committed, okay Archie?

Bossa nova.

- Groovy.

- Mm dear, what a
pleasant suprise.

- Who is it dear?
- Oh, the newlywed couple.

- Oh, here
to save us, are they?

- Are they?

- Well, we had a
question about the music.

- Oh, mm-mm, not unless you
agree to have dinner with us.

- It's just a quick
question, it won't take long.

- Please, I'm so bored, I
need a distraction, please.

- I don't-
- We'd love dinner.

- I love you.

Okay, come in.

Come on, it's cold out.

Darling, they are
here to save us.

- Thank God, welcome
to the palace.

- Drinks?
- Drinks.

- Were you expecting
someone else to come?

- You.

- You didn't know that we
were gonna come to dinner.

- Well, we hoped.

- Hope is not a
strong enough word.

- Come, put your purse
down, get comfortable.

- You like bossa nova, Archie?

- Hmm? Yeah, oh, mm.

- We play this tape, you know,
over and over and over again.

It reminds us of
our time in Brazil.

I can almost smell it.

- Mm, paprika,
ginger, fresh cumin.

- Yes, and the sweet
savory smell of sweat,

and diesel exhaust, urine.

- Harder to
put in a little tin box,

but just as memorable.

- Fabulous travel is a gift.

I can't imagine what he catches.

- No.
- What are we drinking?

- Oh, Pinot?
- Pinot.

- Pinot will go best
with the Chateaubriand.

We're having steak, yes?

Do you like steak?
- We're having steak?

- Yes.

- You wanted steak.
- I hope you like it rare.

I like it rare.

Oh, I always make such a mess.

- You had
a, a lot prepared.

- You love pickle?

If you didn't come, we
would have leftovers.

- Um, so do you and Samuel

have any children?

- Oh children, no.

We have too much fun, we
enjoy ourselves traveling.

No need to wait for
empty nest, retirement.

Our lives, our time.

Samuel works in
McCormick in Baltimore,

and they send him all
over the world, I go too.

Middle East, Latin America,

wherever the spice
trade leads us.

- Not bad, huh?

- No, not bad.

- Can I ask you a
question, Archie?

- Sure.
- How old are you?

- 31.

- Goddam it.
- Goddam what?

- We've been married longer
than you've been alive.

- [Paul[ Oh, well I'm an old 31.

- I'm sure at the wedding
you had a lot of people

telling you how
quickly it all goes.

Like they were the ones
breaking that news to you.

Enjoy these beginning moments.

Soon you'll be chasing those,

but you never catch them again.

- How did you meet?
You and Archie?

- At a diner.
- A diner.

- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, that's so romantic.

Was that over the
pickles and the coleslaw?

- Actually.
- I love diners.

I love diner food.

- You are quite a professional
in the kitchen, you know?

- You keep flattering me.

Would you mind checking
the Chateaubriand?

There's a spice I'd like to-

- I've actually never cooked
a Chateaubriand before.

- Oh, it's so easy.

It's all right, I got it.

- So where
did you grow up?

What happened?

- Merde.

Paris, by way of all
Europe, that is my accent.

- Peaceful.

- Could
be more peaceful.

- Soak it up.

It'll soon be over.

- Men, come in.

I wouldn't want to
interrupt your hard work

helping to get everything ready.

- Bottoms up.

- I love men.

Incorrigible species
though, don't you think?

- What happened to your hand?
- Battle wounds.

- You gonna be able
to manage with one hand?

- Of course.
- The food'll get cold.

- Oh, what happened to you,
did you lose your fire?

- Never, never never.
- Okay.

- Here, here, dance on your
wedding day, dance, dance.

Don't leave us dancing
alone, bossa nova, yes.

You know son, there's a secret
to a long and happy marriage.

- Have your fights, but
fight til you agree.

- Oh.

- If you agree 100% of the time,

you might make it out alive.

- And if you disagree?

- Oh, then you
agree to disagree.

- What if we disagree
100% of the time?

- Well, as long as
you agree on that,

you're on fire.
- Fire.

- Come.
- Thank you.

- Oh, you're on fire.

Spin me, spin me, ooh.

Strong muscle, wow, you spin.

Dip, come on, dip me,
oh, that was beautiful.

Hi.
- hi.

- I see, there he
goes, we're set.

Oh, where are you going?

- Oh, all right, come on now.

That was delicious, all
right, come everybody.

We worked, since you
worked up an appetite,

wasn't that fabulous?

- Fantastic.

My wife's a regular Julia Child.

- Oh, I don't know about
that, but hey, we are you.

We have the fresh
baked baguette.

None of this pre-sliced
polystyrene stuff

that you serve in America.

You tear it apart, darling.

It's like an animal.

- Bon appetit.
= Bon appetit.

- Right? Fantastic.

- Mm, impressive.
- Looks so good.

- Oh well, what can I say?

- It's good to
be back here, isn't it?

- Oh yes.

- We have a history
in this place.

- Here?
- Yes, in this cabin.

We got engaged here.

I mean, it was
almost by accident.

- What happened was, I
was gonna take her out

in a charter boat into the bay.

- We love it out there.

- So imagine this, a proposal,
on the water at sunrise.

Calm, peaceful.

Oh, had romantic
potential, right?

- And then there was a monsoon.

- A monsoon?
- It's chaos, right?

- In Chesapeake.
- The lightning, honey.

- It was so loud, it was
just like the heavens.

They just burst open.

- Woke us up, I mean honestly.

So I go over to the window
and I see our charter boat,

the one I'd hired to pick us up.

Motor off into the rain.

I mean just left
us high and dry.

- Well or wet, you know,
as the case may be.

- And Archie, and Archie knows.

Well I'll ask, look.

Archie, when you were
about to propose to Ruth,

didn't it feel like
there wasn't anything

that could stop you?

- Absolutely.
- Right, right?

But didn't mean you
weren't nervous, right?

Right Archie?
- Oh I was still nervous.

- Oh my God, he was
acting so strange.

I thought he was gonna
break up with me.

- No, it's torture proposing.

A man's burden, darling.

No honey really it, it is.

Wouldn't you say
Archie, a man's burden?

- A burden I'm
happy to shoulder.

- Oh yeah, you see there?

He's a professional honey.
- Beginner's luck.

So I watch the boat take
off and I'm thinking,

the end of the world has
finally arrived, you know?

I mean, it's like
biblical almost, the rain.

It's just pouring,
and I, I see Lena,

she comes stumbling out
of the bedroom here,

and I just panic,
and I'm panicking.

And I'm thinking I'm like, oh,

my whole plan is like gone to
hell in a hand basket, right?

And I must have passed out,
because when I come to,

I'm , she's
standing over me, hugging me,

crying and raving about
this ring on her finger.

So it's like, oh man.

- The big galoot, he doesn't
even remember, and I said yes.

- It, it it's an aggressive
situation, darling.

It is, wouldn't you say Archie,
an aggressive situation?

- It is an aggressive situation.

- Ah, Archie.
- Oh, you see there?

- Something is
definitely aggressive.

- You say one true thing
and you get a, "Ah, Archie."

It's fascism.
- Fascism?

- Yes.
- You fought fascism darling.

- And I continue
the good fight to this day.

- Were you overseas?

- He was stationed in Paris.
- Oh.

- I saw her in a bar.

Well I mean, it was
a speakeasy really,

on Boulevard Raspail.

- There were many
men in uniform,

but there was only one
who really wore it.

- She was drinking absinthe,
fending off advances

from ravenous
18-year-olds like a champ.

I suppose after four
years of resisting Nazis,

that a couple Iowa farm boys
weren't much of a challenge.

But you could see everybody
just falling for her.

Like, like I did I
mean, and I fell.

Love at first sight.

I wanted to stay in France, but.

- It was not the Europe
that I grew up in.

- Next thing I know
I'm proposing to
her right over here.

Right here.

- What did you do in the war?

- We won.

- You know, I'm gonna
go and get us another pinot.

So what is it you do?

- Oh, I work in transcription.

- What do you transcribe?
- Sports.

Sports broadcast.
- Oh, you got him going.

- Uh-huh.
- What team?

- The Orioles.
- Chuck Thompson.

- Yes.
- Oh.

- Yes, Mr. Thompson.

- Best goddam broadcaster
in the business.

What do you think of him?

- Oh,
what can you say

about Mr. Thompson that
has not already been said.

- Oh, you know, Chuck and I
share, well he's your boss,

so I'm not gonna fill your
head with a bunch of stories.

- Go ahead.
- No I, no I shouldn't.

I really shouldn't, well-
- Oh please.

What are you going
to tell her, darling?

- Well I, I could,
I could, I could.

- What? Tell me what?

- Chuck and I were in
the service together.

- Oh wow.

- Oh that's delicious
meat, very highly fat.

- So tender, it's slippery.

- I would fill your head
with a bunch of stories,

but I'm not, I'm not
going to, I'm going to-

- Oh, you have to.
- Not tell.

No, no, no, no.

Well, why don't you, why
don't you tell us a story?

- Honey.
- Tell you.

- A story about
Chuck as your boss.

- Honey.
- Oh.

- Yes, a story about Chuck.
- Salt.

Honey, could you pass the salt?

- Yes.

- Oh, you know who
she reminds me of?

Nixon's secretary,
what's her name, Rose?

- Rosemary Woods?
- Rosemary Woods.

Trying to erase the
Watergate tapes.

- Oh, did you see that paper?

The picture of her?
It's ridiculous.

- Trying to press erase
with one finger while,

while pressing the pedal
button thing with, with her,

with her foot way on
the other side, come on.

- That's impossible.

They're lying to us, that's all.

- Oh, the whole bloody
thing is a disgrace.

I mean, 18-and-a-half
minute gap?

You know Nixon did it.

- You know, or one
of his jackals, you know,

trying to do him a favor.

Look at the bind he's in now.

- I know,
imagine with everything

that's come out already.

- Well, maybe whatever
is on that tape,

we're not meant to hear.

You know that's why,
went to all this trouble,

risking everything.
- Exactly.

- Maybe no one is
supposed to hear it.

- That's what I think.

You know with every day that
passes, I'm more intrigued.

- Me too.
- Honey.

- No-
- We don't-

- Rosemary Woods was just-
- Talk about things we don't-

- Doing her job.
- Know anything about.

- She sticks her neck
out for the President.

- And her arms and her legs.

- And she's the one who
is made a laughing stock.

- Oh yeah, blame the secretary.

- Exactly.
- Gloria Steinem speaks.

- Wow.

- If she did anything
to cover it up,

then that makes
her culpable too.

- Oh, don't do that, don't.
- What?

- She was doing her job.

- Exactly, who
would believe her?

This 18-and-a-half minutes
is just a distraction anyhow.

- Ultimately it's
Nixon's fault, right?

I mean, we all
have dirty laundry,

but we don't all
run for President.

- That's true,
that's a good point.

Oh Ruth, what about you?

If you were going
to run for office,

what would you be hiding?

- I don't
have anything to hide.

I'm an open book.

- I think there's
something delicious in there

that I would like to know.

- Lena, Lena, just leave
the girl alone, okay?

Why don't we change the topic

before the evening turns foul?

- Hmm.

- So Archie, what is it you do?

- I work in print.
- Christ.

- I'm sorry?
- Here comes the foulness.

- It's the goddam papers.

- My wife's
a tad disillusioned

with the state of the-
- Disillusioned?

The press used to play golf
with the White House staff

after the morning briefings.

Can you imagine that today?

Oh, it'd be a blood
bath.

That's the press, but thank
you, thank you Archie.

Archie, the press are always
trying to get us riled up.

Keep us going, keep us enraged.

You know, there's
a special report,

there's an extra edition,
something is happening.

There it is everybody,
something is happening.

What is happening? Nixon.

Somebody is happening that
we have to know about,

and so it's Nixon.

There is no one but Nixon?

I mean forget the,
the sycophants

and the liars surrounding him.

Listen, listen, listen,

closely, then you can
hear them laughing.

They're just smiling gleefully,

while they're smearing
the shit on the faces

of every man, woman, and
child from sea to shining sea.

I mean, let's be honest.

It's just a fraction
of the truth,

you know, a slight of hand.

Are they well
placed bread crumbs

that Nixon throws on the ground

as the press goes after
them like rabid dogs,

while what's really
happening is somewhere else.

Everybody is looking at A,

while B is what's
really happening,

and no one is paying attention.

It's happening in the
buried rooms, the tunnels,

the bowels under
the Supreme Court,

under the Capitol,
under the White House.

And Nixon, ah well, for
all his bluster, hmm.

He will bend to the noise
because he is fragile,

like the vicious swine.

I love this country as if it
was my home, it is my home.

It is my home
because of my Samuel.

I love my Samuel.

It's like, you know, there's
people trying to ruin things,

the baseless corporations
making the laws,

the Howard Hughes types
afraid of the germs.

You could trace it
all back to money.

The pigs, I would love to see
them lying on their deathbed.

Realize that they, they
can't take it with them,

and saying, "Good riddance,
good riddance and au revoir."

- I don't work in the news.

- Oh, but you said-
- I said print.

I work in aviation publishing,
aviation manuals for pilots.

- Oh, I'm so sorry.

I-I-I, I feel very strongly.

- We're all now
acquainted with the strength

of how you feel, darling.

- Well you know I, I think
it's good to feel things.

I think there should be more
people like me in the world.

- You know, let's not
talk about work any longer.

- Yeah, and maybe no politics.

- Oh, absolutely.

♪ You wonder why
caterpillar hangs herself ♪

♪ A kind of killer as she walks
around with silken threads ♪

♪ I wonder if she's
dead or alive ♪

♪ She's a deadly butterfly ♪

♪ Deadly butterfly ♪

♪ She's a deadly butterfly ♪

♪ Deadly butterfly ♪

♪ Wonder what she's
trying to hide ♪

♪ Wonder if she's
dead or alive ♪

♪ She's a butterfly ♪

♪ Deadly butterfly ♪

♪ Cocoon didn't work ♪

- Jack didn't have
any batteries.

- Drag.

- Look what I found.
- Goddam Watergate.

You know what to do.

♪ She's a deadly butterfly ♪

♪ Deadly butterfly ♪

♪ She's a deadly butterfly ♪

♪ Deadly deadly butterfly ♪

♪ She's a deadly butterfly ♪

♪ Deadly deadly butterfly ♪

♪ She's a deadly butterfly ♪

♪ Deadly deadly butterfly ♪

♪ Mm mm mm ♪

- Oh, Samuel, digestive.

Oh, I would love
a digestive because you know,

Samuel has the best
taste in liquor.

- Come, come.
- No more politics, I promise.

I promise Samuel,
no more politics.

- Sit.

- Oh Archie, you miss the music?

- I'm sorry?

- Do you miss
the music, Archie?

- I don't-

- I mean, you've been
staring at the tape recorder.

Archie come, come Archie.

Now you had a question
when you were at the door,

and I was so rude,
I didn't answer you.

I demanded that you
eat dinner with us.

- If you're not gonna
tell her, I will.

He recorded the proposal.

He had mics set up at the
restaurant where we were,

Italian.
- I did.

- All of the waiters
were in on it, right?

It was what, a two-week job?

- I put a microphone
in the soup.

- No, it was in the
bread basket, remember?

- No that, that
doesn't make sense.

Right, it was in the
bread basket, of course.

- Yeah, here we were.
- A bread basket, yes.

- In this restaurant.

I was shocked, as
you can imagine,

because of what you were
saying about his being off

for a couple of weeks before.

Well there I was, and the
mic was in the bread basket,

and the ring was in
the, the linguini

with marinara clam sauce.

- Yeah, it wasn't very easy to-

- Clean?
- No, no.

It was so hard, it took an hour.

So anyways, I find the ring.

I'm sitting there holding the
ring, and Archie stands up

in the middle of this
very crowded restaurant

and blurts out, "Ruth will you,"

and then there's a pause.

And then he just starts
stammering.

- Aw.
- He says,

he says, "Will you, will
you, will you, will you,"

four times, I thought
he was having a stroke.

- I might
be having one now.

- Anyways, so then he takes a
deep breath and he looks at me

in the eyes and he said,
"Ruth, will you marry me?"

And when you hear those
words, it's all pretty simple.

All the build up, all
the waiting, it just,

it comes down to saying yes
and, and it was easy to say.

I wasn't sure if I'd be ready,
and for a while I wasn't,

but he was patient and I
am so thankful that he was.

- Well, it was all a blur to me.

I don't have my wife's memory.

- So we brought the tape,
the proposal tape with us,

because we thought
it would be fun

to listen to it
on our honeymoon.

And I wanted to show him just
how many will yous it took

for him to actually ask me-

- I think there were three-
- To marry him.

- Honey.
- There were four.

- I remember three.
- There were four.

- Brilliant, to three
on the proposal tape,

I'm with Archie, Archie,

to the ring in the
linguini with clam sauce.

Is that correct?
- Yes.

- Are you drinking? Drink.

- It's just a healthy
dose of nostalgia.

- Nostalgia? Your relationship
is too young for nostalgia.

We, on the other hand,
are ripe for reminiscing.

- Well are, are you trying
to say that we're old?

To the agreeable among
us, so at any age.

- At any age.

- Oh, we are doing this?

Mm.
- Mm, mm.

- Oh, you just have to let it

roll down your throat, you know?

- It's making me warm.
- It's hot.

I love when you are warm.

- Oh darling.
- Oh.

- Oh my God, oh.

Oh no, that's, maybe
we should leave.

- Oh Samuel,
oh Samuel, oh Sammy.

Oh Samuel, oh darling.

Oh, oh Samuel.

Oh, oh come now, don't let me be

the only woman
who's being kissed.

- That would be unfair.
- That would be so unfair.

- We're not exactly an
openly affectionate couple.

- No.
- No fears of open.

We are among friends.

- Oh come, come, come,
swallow that pill.

- Oh.

- It's, it's just,
it's just like,

it's just like
it's your wedding.

- Well, um.

- It's just a kiss at the altar.

- Oh that's, Archie-
- One more.

- Yeah more, you have
to close your eyes.

Oh that's lovely,
oh, it's beautiful.

- Now we're even.
- Yeah.

- Now let's take up
just where we left off.

I mean, with your
memory, I'm sure you can

bring us right back there.

- Um, right, our player.

We brought our player from
home, and it was broken,

and we didn't check it
before we left the house.

And so we've just
been looking at yours,

wishing that we
had ours working.

And we were wondering
whether,

we could borrow yours
just for the night,

just for the night,
for nostalgia.

- Of course you can borrow ours.

- Oh great.

- Yes, we've been
listening to that

same goddam tape
for years, right?

- So exhausting.
- That's great.

- That's,
well we'll be on our-

- Samuel, Samuel.

- It's like the
linguini from the restaurant.

- Oh, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.

No, no, careful.

- It's the only
one that we have, and-

- I don't think you
people should listen to it.

- I think
it's best if we-

- It's the
only one that we have.

- I like the tape, oh Archie.

- Will you, will
you, will you, will you.

It looks like about
40 will yous to me.

- Oh, well it's embarrassing,
it's just embarrassing.

It's best if we
listen to it alone.

- Only one-
- Well, it would be-

- Can we do that?

- Maybe we should all
listen to it together,

if it's that good.

- Oh no.
- Oh well, wow.

- I'll get the recorder.
- Oh, thank you.

It was a lovely evening.
- Oh, was it lovely?

- It was so nice,
really enjoyed it, so-

- Careful with the handle.
- Okay.

- Oh!
- I didn't have a grip on it.

I have a grip on it.
- Wine's got him now.

- I got
it, I can carry it.

- And we'll bring this-
- Unexpected.

- We'll bring this back.

- Bye, have fun.
- Good night.

- All right.
- I never drink wine.

- Well, part of the job.

- And fast.

- It really does
sneak up on you.

- Mm-hmm.
- Okay.

- We did it to ourselves though.

- No, no, no, they did it to us.

- All right.

- Did you have to make
my proposal sound so inept?

- Oh, was it smooth when
you proposed to Diane?

- Oh, it was worse.
- Yeah, see?

I know you.
- You know me?

- I do, I think I do.

- Okay.
- You think the tape's okay?

- Let's find out.
- Looks good.

You're good at that.

- Yeah, nimble fingers,
lots of practice.

Oh, your notebook.

- Right.

- All right, ready?

- November
2nd, 1973, tape 465.

Sandwiches are on the
credenza, please help yourself.

- It's after the meeting, right?

- Kill the tape, let's eat.

- We can use
the player in here, Al.

- We can use the
player in here, Al.

- I don't
understand, Bob.

How could those
idiots have gotten-

- See?

Told you I brought
the right tape.

- Those Cubans
had that funny guy,

with the big-
- Holy shit.

- In there, the one with the-
- Howard Hunt?

- Yes, Hunt's name
in their damn address book.

The Hunts are an
important contact with-

- Mr. President,
this is the conversation

I was talking about.
- Yeah I can hear, Al.

- When you and Haldeman-
- Was that Al-

- Haig.
- When he spoke-

- We can't turn this over.

- The squeaky
clean Chief of Staff.

- Not so squeaky.

- Recorded two days
after the burglary, and-

- How long
did you say it is?

- It's just
under 20 minutes.

- Loose ends,
there are too many

goddam loose ends
to sleep at night.

- Well hold on now, back
to the Plumbers penthouse.

Hunt, that idiot.
- You wanna sit down?

- Sloppy work.
- No.

- I thought
he was a company man.

- He's working
for Colson now.

- I want coffee,
that's what I want.

- Should I-
- No, no.

I can get it.

- That goddam,
what are we calling him?

- Special counsel.
- Special counsel.

What does that even
mean, if he's not-

- Want me to stop it?
- No, I can hear it.

- It's not gonna
take Hansel with Greta

to follow these bread
crumbs to the white house.

- Gretel.
- What did I say?

- Sounded like Greta.
- Oh, I don't think so.

- He definitely said Greta.

- What are
we doing about Hunt?

- Oh, he did
a great job for us

on the Ellsberg break-in,
he even wore a red wig.

- I don't know
anything about that.

- Ellsberg, the
Pentagon Paper snitch.

- Bob, I-

- Hunt broke into his
psychiatrist's office
to get the file.

- Bob, I don't
anything about that.

- No, of course
not sir, my mistake.

- I won't stand for
anyone looking into Colson.

- Right now it's just
some flatfoots at DC Metro.

- And by
tomorrow it'll be the FBI.

Colson will fold light
testicles in a nutcracker.

I don't trust a girl.

- I assure you, with the-

- Sorry.
- Don't apologize.

- Force of habit.
- It's okay.

- Ever
since Hoover died,

they're pissed off that we
didn't promote from the ranks.

Who's that one, Mark
something, satin, velvet.

- Felt.
- Felt like a weasel,

when I shook his hand.

- We're months
away from the election

and those jackasses
at CREEP have been-

- CREEP,
who in the hell

thought it would be
a good idea to call

the Committee to Re-Elect
the President CREEP?

Was that Colson as well?

- Might have
been Mitchell.

- Mitchell,
he's up to his eyeballs

in this Watergate
mess too, I suppose.

- Yes, probably.

- And all we
need now is his wife, uh-

- Martha.
- Martha.

Yeah Martha, blabbing her mouth
off to Helen Thomas at UPI.

- Oh my God.

- Martha's
a bit of a leaker.

- She's a
goddam fire hydrant.

- Now don't,
don't worry we,

we handled her
already handled her.

- Handled her.

- It took five FBI agents

and a shrink with a sedative,

but they got her subdued
in a California hotel.

She should keep her
mouth shut for a while.

- Bob, all I
need to know is she's got-

- That's insane.
- A drinking problem.

- They're just idiots.

- Yes sir a,
a drinking problem.

- Now Al, I can't
imagine this will sound good

to women voters
in middle America,

kidnapping my own
campaign chairman's wife.

- You know,
at least Mitchell's

not your Attorney
General anymore.

- We need to
make that part go away, Al.

- Yes sir.

- Did the
Plumbers at least find out

what they were supposed
to with the DNC?

- This time
or the first time?

- First time?
This was the second time

they broke into the Watergate?

- They broke in twice?
- I thought you knew.

- I don't
know anything Bob,

I keep telling you that.

- The bugs they planted
last month didn't work.

They had to go back
and, and fix them.

- Holy hell, were
they wearing red wigs this time?

- Like Hunt?

- 'Cause they sound
like the goddam clown squad.

Shit.

Hang on.

Who is it?
- Hey man, it's Barry.

- Barry?
- Barry.

Hey.
- What is it?

- Just wondering if you had
any batteries we could borrow.

- Sorry,
we don't have any.

- That's a drag.

Do you know where we
could get any, or-

- No, I-
- Gas station.

Ask for Leon, snacks,
batteries, film,

sundries and the like.

- Leon.
- Mm-hmm.

- Thank you, comrades.
- All right, peace.

- The revolution commences.
- Groovy, go get 'em.

- Let's go to Leon.

- Hound squad.
- Right.

- Okay.

- So Hunt and Liddy
hired McCord and the Cubans.

They swore they were-

- Oh it's hot, maybe-

- And this
was one of Lin's plans?

I mean, he just isn't that
well screwed on, is he?

Isn't he the asshole who
wanted to photograph,

who was it now?
- DNC delegates.

- Yeah, on a boat
during this year's convention.

- In Miami, yes.

- Yeah, some of
them with hookers down there.

- On a houseboat, he
was going to lower them there.

Part of Operation Gemstone,
that plan was called Ruby.

- Ruby, what
were the other gemstones?

- Let's see here.

You know when ITT gave us that-

- Yeah-
- What'd he say, ITT-

- I'm sorry.
- Oh, oh that's hot.

- Are you okay?
- That's hot.

- One second, I'll
get a hand towel.

- It had
been in San Diego,

diamond was the plan to kidnap
radicals and troublemakers

and Shanghai them to Mexico
until the convention was over.

- Ah.
- Okay.

- Oh, it's sticking.
- I know, I know.

It's gonna be easier
to take care of,

if you take off your shirt.

- And the
other plan, crystal,

was electronic
surveillance and wiretaps,

and sapphire was sabotage
of other campaigns.

- These
are the best names

you guys could come up with?

- Don't, no.

- It beats the
plan we had last year,

Operation Sand Wedge.

- Operation
Sandwich, is that another

ITT Wonder Bread operation?

- Oh no sir, sand
wedge, like a sand iron,

it's a golf club to get
us out of a sand trap.

- I know what
a sand wedge is, Bob.

Still sounds like sandwich,
who thought of that?

- Dean's man,
Caulfield, the Irish ex-cop.

- Well no wonder
he thought of a sand wedge.

- He's the one we
asked to wire tap Don.

- Dry here.

- Wiretapping
my own brother

doesn't sound good, Al.
- No sir, no.

- I mean, Christ.

If the Judiciary Committee heard
about all these operations,

they'd impeach me
in a heartbeat.

They can't get this tape, Al.

Not Congress, not
the grand jury,

and sure as hell not that
damn special prosecutor,

this new guy.
- Or Jaworski.

- Look, I thought
we fired those prosecutors

that was the Saturday
Night Massacre.

They crop up like
goddam venereal disease

on a Miami houseboat.
- Oh yes sir, they are.

- First the aptly
named Archibald cocksucker.

Now what's his name,
Jew-orski, no wonder.

- Oh he's not Jewish,
his father was Polish.

- Oh, so
they send the Polack.

- His mother was Austrian.

- Well so
was Hitler the Kraut.

Now the Justice Department
works for me Al, don't they?

You know, none of those
traitors can hear this.

None of them.
- What do you suggest?

- We'll have Rose
tell the press she erased it by-

- Just a second, how
would she have, you know-

- She'll
come up with something.

- Been able to-

- And
I'll believe her Al,

she's got thick fingers.

She'll say she, she
pushed the wrong buttons,

- And she'll
do what we say?

- She's a
glorified secretary, Al.

She's loyal like a
puppy, like Checkers.

- Okay, well let's
start with this section.

- Now
which button do I-

- We'll, we'll rewind
first a little before,

before we do anything.

And now we'll just
hit play and record-

- Like this Al?

I push the right
two buttons, right?

- Mm-hmm.

- Ah, thank God
we're erasing this, Al.

This tape would've killed us.

- Sir, we can't talk
when you hit play and record.

- Thank God
we're erasing this, Al.

This tape would've killed us.

Oh, well, well
that's no good Al.

- It's okay, sir.

Now let's just listen
to the whole thing.

Then we'll go back and
record all over it.

You know, quietly though.

- Sterling and I
thought it'd be better

to go with a boss
lawyer like Liddy,

to keep to the up and up.
- Hang on.

- Well that's
just working out,

just peachy Bob.
- I-

- Barry?
- No, it's Jack.

- Jack, Jack Jesus.

Look Jack, kinda in the
middle of something here.

- Oh geez, I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to bother
you, I can come back.

- No, it's all right.

- It's just I heard voices,

and I thought it was
probably the television.

What is, is that the news?

Are, are you listening to Nixon?

Is that what you're, anyway,
I came about the note.

- What about the note?

- The, the note, you
know about the couple?

Okay the, the note for the
couple I got to thinking,

"Whoa, it could be
the other couple."

Maybe you're not the couple.

You know, it was the couple
with the loud bossa nova music.

- What do you mean?

- Here, I'm sorry
about the handwriting.

I have a slight
tremble in my hand.

I've had it since I was a kid,

it was, it's mercury poisoning.

I used to suck on
this thermometer,

and one time I'm sucking
on it, and I bit it.

- Telling me that this note

might be for the
people down the road?

- See, I don't know.

But I wanna check it
out, because I saw
how cranky you got.

So I thought, well
I would ask them,

'cause I wanna put
your mind at ease,

because I like to have peace
here at the Silver Sands, okay?

So I'm gonna say
goodnight now, okay?

Okay bye-bye, I'm gonna go
talk to, okay, goodnight.

- Where were we?

- I need the tape Connie.

If this thing's
gonna get published,

my editors need to
hear it, all of it.

- What happened?

- You were right.

The tape's real,
but now we gotta go.

- Yeah, but I have
most of it memorized.

I can turn the tape
in Monday morning-

- No no no no no.
- And then I can go in and-

- They will never
believe a GS-2, okay?

You have to give it to
me, my editors need proof.

If they have proof, then
we can keep you safe.

I wanna protect
you Connie, I do.

- You wanna protect me?

- But things are
gonna move very fast

once this thing gets published.

It's okay, because everything
will change by then.

- Because things are gonna be-
- Because Nixon will be gone.

- Jack-
- Jack not now!

- It's not a good time!

- We've got
to send a message Al,

a strong message to
everyone who's after us.

Don't screw with the President.

- Are we interrupting?

Bonjour, le President!
- We can talk about this.

- There's nothing to
talk about, you two.

- You just can't,
we'll give you the tape.

- Can we have the tape Connie?

Can we have the tape Paul?
- We have money.

- Oh God.

- I can get you a ton
of money, whatever you want.

- Paul, the "Times"
could never match

what Nixon and his
friends are paying.

- Are you even married?

- We would never lie
about something like that.

- Jack, Jack has seen us.
- Has Jack seen you?

- Oh.
- The hippies.

- Perfect patsies.

- If you were just
gonna kill us, why,

why did you feed us dinner?

- Sacre bleu, we
are not savages.

- Just let Connie go, we can
talk about this, just us.

Let her go.

- I suggested we call
the pros in the first place.

They don't mind the wet work-
- It's Al!

- And they tie up loose ends.
- Well then, let's call them.

- I agree.
- After you, darling.

- That
idiot brother-in-law

cost the damn
election of Kennedy,

for taking that money.

That's why it's called
a bribe for God's sake.

Ever since then,
he's been up my ass

about those nuclear tests,
but now I'm paranoid

about pulling off
those precious casinos.

He's a nut job, is what he is.

- But the money
he could make you,

has to be like Bebe Rebozo-

- Are those
the cash flows I used

to fix up my place
at Key Biscayne?

- Yes, for the putting
green and the fireplace.

- Well
it's not a bribe

if I used it for something else.

- I, I think
it still is, sir.

- Well not
a very effective one.

Hell, there's not even a
sand trap in that green.

Damn Howard Hughes, damn
him and his sandwiches.

- Yes, there was
no telling how much

the DNC knew about
this Hughes money.

- Since those
nitwits got caught,

now we don't even know
what the DNC knows, huh?

- I'm sure Hughes
isn't gonna want

these payments coming to light.

- God, what a mess.

- We can't let
either his people

ever get his hands on this.

He's got access all over town.

- Hang on, Bob.
- What a goddamn mess.

- This pervert's
sandwiches is making me hungry.

Rose.
- Yes, Mr. President?

- Get them to bring up

some cottage cheese
sandwiches for me, okay?

- Your
usual, yes sir.

I'll have them
bring it right up.

- Don't leap
into the path.

And don't forget
about Project Azoria,

our deal with Hughes on
the Soviet submarine.

- Yeah,
that Russkie sub

that sank off the
coast of Hawaii in '68.

Project Azorian?

- It's an
anagram for Arizona.

- Arizona?
- Who do you work for?

- Sir?
- Who do you work for?

- I guess he
thought it was ironic.

And he said, you know what
would make a great distraction?

- Don't we have the sub?

- You're not supposed
to know about that, Al.

- They have some of these
in Mont Matteo, don't they?

- I suppose they're popular.
- Paul!

- So where are we, the
agency contract with Hughes?

- Christ, how much
did we pay him for that?

- $ 250 Million.

- For a couple
of mini subs and a hoist.

- A sea mining
ship sir, and a barge.

He said he was going to mine

manganese nodules
on the ocean floor.

Manganese nodules.

- That was
the cover story.

- Does Hughes
ever get the nuclear codes

or any of the silver missiles?

- No sir, not yet.
- Thank God.

- At least that's
what he's told us.

- You mean we don't know?
- Not exactly.

- Well good
goddam grief, Bob.

That doped up recluse.
- Baby, are you all right?

- For all
we know he's sitting-

- Playing
footsie with the President.

- It's conceivable.

- So if he thinks we screwed
him over with Watergate,

he could-
- Sell us out to the Russians?

Blackmail us with his
own nuclear stockpile?

- Now I'm the one
with my manganese nodules

in a Nutcracker, Bob.
- Skull says hello.

- I'm getting tired
of these charges all the time.

When the White House
is at the beck and call

of Rich Lewis-
- Lena!

- Of the FBI
or Russian stooges,

then where will it end, huh?

The line is going be hard no.

Who is really running
this country? Me, I am.

Those sons of bitches
are gonna learn.

No doubt about that.

- I have changed things
around here, haven't I?

- No question about it.
- You quit screaming!

- We can't
let this Watergate thing

get out of our grip, Bob.

I've got a legacy
to think about.

One person can
make a difference.

30 years from now, I'll
wanna be remembered, Bob.

Well I think we've
heard enough of this.

Go ahead and erase it, maybe
this whole mess can disappear.

I want you to end it.

- Like it
never happens, sir.

- And make
sure, for God sake,

that you push the right button.

- Is that Al?
- Haig.

- The squeaky
clean Chief of Staff.

- Not so squeaky.

No, I want coffee,
that's what I want.

- Are you sure?
- No, no, I got it, good.

- Connie.

- Nixon will be gone.
- Nixon will be gone.

- Jack, it's not-
- Jack, not now.

- A good time.

- Get the player in your hands.

Wait until you play it,
then take care of you.

That was the job.
- I don't know.

- They switched the buttons,

they switched the buttons.

They erased the...

- San
Clemente, California.

We're joined now by
one of the "Times"

premier political correspondents

to discuss recent
Watergate developments.

Paul Marrow is
live via telephone

from his office at the
"Times" Washington bureau.

How are you this morning, Paul?

- Hello Steve, it's
easy to stay busy these days.

Things change minute to minute.

- I followed your
byline for 30 years now.

- 30 some odd
years, that's right.

I started on the police
beat in the '40s,

and moved to the
Washington bureau

during the Johnson
administration.

- It's safe
to say that you

and the fellows at
the "Washington Post"

are leading all
of us through it.

- I might not get the
recognition of a Cronkite

or a Dan Rather,
but that's the job.

- A recent
article of yours

concerning the 18-and-a-half
minute gap in Nixon's tapes

has been the water cooler
conversation of the week.

- Things
aren't adding up.

By now, most folks
doubt Rosemary Woods'

infamous explanation
that she herself

was responsible for the erasure.

- You
seemingly have access

to the darkest corners
of this scandal.

Any working theories?

- Personally, I'm
looking forward to the hearings

on Howard Hughes's connection.

The Senate Watergate
committee is investigating

$100,000 of Hughes's money
given to President Nixon's

close friend, Bebe Rebozo.

- Do you think that
Hughes' money has a connection

to the 18-and-a-half minute gap?

- It could,

- Hughes or his people
ever get his hands on this tape.

- Don't forget
about Project Azorian

and our deal Hughes on
the Soviet submarine.

- He's got
assets all over town.

- What a goddam mess.
- Who do you work for?

- Just let Connie
go, I'll tell you.

- Who do you work for?
- Hughes, Hughes!

Howard Hughes, please.
- Paul!

- If the
Hughes/Nixon connection

is what the taped outlined,

the field of potential
suspects gets larger.

Nixon, Hughes, one of
the operatives'll fold,

the section of the
tape that proves

Hughes' stronghold
over the administration

will drop the floor
out of the White House,

and threaten Hughes' control.

- Well, how do you
keep track of all the players?

- It's my job,
I feel a responsibility

to take the, as you say,
darkest corners of this scandal,

and flip the light on.

- What do
the American people

stand to get from this?

- I believe...

- Thank God we're
erasing this, Al.

This tape would've killed us.

♪ They love her from
the gleaming streets ♪

♪ To to the favelas ♪

♪ She's Brasilia
Brasilia Bella ♪

♪ She doesn't need an umbrella ♪

♪ Rain drops keep her dry ♪

♪ Even the wind will sigh ♪

♪ Will sigh ♪

♪ A Brasilia Bella ♪

♪ Eats pancakes with Nutella ♪

♪ She's the girl
you wanna meet ♪

♪ A secret agent Cinderella ♪

♪ Ah Brasilia Brasilia Bella ♪

♪ And when she sings a
cappella she'll mystify ♪

♪ Spy a caterpillar
now be a butterfly ♪

♪ Ah ♪

♪ Ah ah ♪

♪ A modern girl for
a modern world ♪

♪ From Rio to Oaxaca ♪

♪ Panama and Paris
she won't embarrass ♪

♪ 'Cause she is yes she is ♪

♪ Brasilia Bella ♪

♪ Yes she is ♪

♪ Brasilia Bella ♪

♪ Yes she is ♪

- Thanks again to
Paul Marrow for joining us.

Now, a special bulletin.

A Wonder Bread factory
in suburban Maryland

was bombed overnight.

Representatives from ITT,

the technology conglomerate
that owns Wonder Bread,

confirmed that the
factory was empty

and there were no fatalities.

A previously unknown group

calling itself the
Wonderground Revolution

has claimed responsibility
for the attack.

- Oh, did you see that
new movie, "The Hot Rock"?

It's pretty funny.

- The heist picture?

- Yeah, they
lift the glass box

and the guys all get in the box,

and it drops down with
them inside it.

- I know
what that feels like.

- Yeah, Robert
Redford is a thief

who's trained as a plumber.

- Oh, you don't say?

It's kinda like this
Watergate thing here.

- Yeah, they,

they screw everything up.

- Say now, that
Redford's the kind of fellow

who should play me in a movie.

The raw face, small
feet, but strong jaw.

I know that Pat's
a big fan of his.

- Yes sir I
will, I'll try to get

a print of it for you this week.