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Everybody here, Fluffy, Fluffy Junior, Fluffy Senior, Jeff?

-Meow! Meow. -Hi!

ANNOUNCER: You're watching Uni-TV, UniKingdom's

favorite and only television network.

I'm gonna make you a beautiful paper bird.

-Uh-huh. -I'm gonna draw a rocket ship.

-GIRL: UniKitty!

You guys are live!

Oh, hi. Good morning, UniKingdom.

I'm your news anchor, UniKitty!

And I'm the other one, Puppycorn.

We put together the best news to help you start your day.

And, girl, do we have a bunch of great stories just for you.

Plus weather.

-Sports. -Science stuff.

And a story so nuts

-it will change your life forever.

That's all coming up,

on the UniKingdom News Super Good Morning Time Action Program Information Show Now.

ANNOUNCER: It's the UniKingdom Super News Good Morning

Time Action Program Information Show Now,

with your anchor, UniKitty, Puppycorn,

cooking and chemistry expert Dr. Fox.

Hawkodile, with the weather.

Yeah, sports! Wait, what? I thought I was doing sports. Oh, no...

-ANNOUNCER: And, Richard.

ANNOUNCER: It's UniKingdom news now.

Tatata, tatata, ta, ta, taa!

Welcome, viewers. Let's get to today's stories.

There was a chili thief at yesterday's Big Chili Festival.

Authorities provided this composite sketch

based on a witness's account of the scene.

He was like a blue blur!

Then all the food was gone like a chili tornado!

Pretty sure it was Puppy...

Terrible. The over-excited chili-lover reportedly ate

10 whole buckets of it, then ran away into the bushes.

Talk about a "hot pursuit," eh, Puppycorn?

That's impressive.

Uh, I mean... It said, "All you can eat"!

Princess, you said you just wanted to do some morning announcements,

when did you even build this set?

Don't worry about it, Richard, we're professional news people.

-Our top story of the hour! -Oh...

The most unbelievable thing to ever happen.

Kids are talking about it.

-Police are talking about it.

-Nuns are talking about it.

And when you learn what it is,

it will totally blow your socks clean off!

And we're gonna tell you all about it! But first, this next segment.

News on the street, with your new skilled reporter, me!

Come on, we gotta talk to the people.

What do you think about what's going on here?

Um, everything's okay, I guess. I was thinking of buying a new couch.

No, we need a juicy story. Thank you, though.

What about you, sir?

Uh, well, I haven't seen my twin-brother in 20 years.

No! I said "juicy"! But, good luck.

What's this? Some sort of outdoor food protest?

No, just a picnic. We like burgers.

Well, what if I told you those burgers were poison!

What! They are?

No. But what if they were?

Oh, no! What a terrible scenario!

Doc, don't eat that!

Looks like my work here is done.

We'll keep investigating this burger epidemic on the street.

Back to you, me. Thanks, me.

Great segment, now it's time for...

Puppycorn's sports corner!

* Sports, sports, sports, sports, sports, sports, sports

* Sports, sports, sports, sports, sports, sports *

Sports corner!

PUPPYCORN: Last night, the UniKingdom Flying Foxes

beat the Frowntown Mud Buds, 72 to zero.

Yeah! Teamwork.

That's probably because the Mud Buds got lost on their way

to the arena and never showed up.

Next up, football!

The one you play with your hands.

ANNOUNCER: Yeah, football!

Yeah!

PUPPYCORN: Whoa! That guy's running really fast!

He's got feet like rockets. Whoosh!

Can you imagine if he had, like, a cool sword, too?

Shing! And then a dragon attack.

Yeah! Wait, wait, what's that?

Hey, bird, get out of here!

Hey, bird, bird, bird, bird, bird.

Great sports report, little bro.

Coming up next, it's our ever-vigilant

eye in the sky, our magnificent

master of meteorology,

Hawkodile with the weather!

Ahh! Yeah! Whoo-hoo! Yeah!

Stupid helmet.

Oh, man, I'm such a fool.

Huh? I'm not ready! Cut to someone else!

I guess the weather's later.

Coming up, our top story.

Call your grandma and tell her you're gonna be late to dinner.

We've got a story so crazy,

so pants-explodingly unbelievable,

it will shake you to your very core!

Right after these commercials.

Come on down to Feebee's Flower House.

I got all sorts of rare flowers just for you.

Fire lilies, daffodils,

sunflowers and moon flowers.

I love these flowers so much.

I can't live without 'em.

I just want to rub 'em all over my face.

Yes!

On second thought, no. These flowers are mine.

You can't have 'em! They're not for sale.

Everyone stay out of my sweet flower shop!

I said stay away!

* Feebee's flower shop is right off the 134 *

DR. SKWERT: Tonight, on a new episode of Third-Degree Love Burns...

Which of our charming lady-suitors will Theodore choose, to join him

for a romantic three-day weekend of dancing and merriment

in the Fantasy Yurt?

I can't fight my feelings anymore.

I choose you,

Bim Bom.

Ahh!

Thank you, Theodore. This is the most

-special day of my... -And also Kick-Flip.

-And Diane.

-And Wrecking ball.

I choose everyone.

Aww.

I, uh... I don't know if I'm comfortable with this.

ANNOUNCER: The hottest in reality love drama, tonight at 8:00,

only on UniKingdom TV.

Ah, yeah! We're rocking this news game.

I know. Usually, the set burns down by now.

Ahh! Princess, this has gone on long enough...

Okay, we're back.

What's it like outside?

I don't know, but I know who does.

Up next, it's Hawkodile with the weather!

No, no, no, wait. I still need more time!

Okay, moving on. Let's visit Dr. Fox's science corner

to learn about a hot new cooking trend you can try at home.

Excelsior viewers, UniKitty's correct.

Today, we're learning about the cutting edge of baking.

Quantum gastronomy. Whoo!

All you need is an oven, 10 pounds of dough,

-chocolate chips, plutonic plasma...

-Parental supervision... -I don't think you should be doing this.

...and a Solar Fusion Scrambler.

You'll want to radiate this for 15 to 20 seconds.

-Did you know

the first Solar Fusion Scrambler was invented by

Barbara Solar Fusion, 1,000 years ago?

ANNOUNCER: That's a great science fact!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

UNIKITTY: Uh, Dr. Fox...

Oh, particles, a black donut hole.

-This one's a little too dense.

Well, cooking is about experimentation.

That's all the time we have.

Remember, nothing says breakfast like...

Princess, I think it's time to wrap this up.

I will not go quietly into the mid-morning.

Wow, Dr. Fox, that sure looks scrumptious.

ROBOTS: Ahh!

Hey, Hawkodile, how about some weather?

Um, yes, I am Hawkodile, your man weather.

I mean weatherman!

Here's the forecast for...

Here, it's sun.

Sunny times, here's the castle.

It, it'll remain here throughout the day.

Numbers?

I'm not cut out for this! I'm an action man, not a weatherman.

Huh? Thunderstorms, typhoons, tornadoes.

Whoa! Weather is intense.

Maybe I am cut out for this.

All right, weather, let's tango.

UniKingdom, burning hot.

Frowntown, getting pummeled with rain.

Action Forest, volcanoes everywhere!

Some other place, typhoons made of vicious wolverines!

This weather segment is defeated!

All right!

Great job, big guy.

Yeah, you weathered real good.

Coming up, our top story...

Gather your family, your friends and random strangers off the street.

Because nobody's gonna wanna miss this.

But first...

But first, a report from a far-off friend.

Our foreign correspondent from Frowntown,

Brrrrock!

Okay, Brock, don't mess this up.

You got this.

You know you need unique New York...

Uh, oh! Hey, Puppycorn, uh, thanks for having me.

-I'm excited to share my report...

-I'm excited to share my report on...

Hey, UniKingdom, I got a new story for you.

-You guys eat dumpster trash! -Dude, quit it.

So, anyway, the latest news is, uh, Frowntown locals have reported that, uh...

Um, the... Dude, stop!

-You're ruining my segment, man. -No!

-The news is lame. -You're lame!

-No! No. -This is my big break!

-BROCK: Man, I just bought that.

Uh, sorry, Puppycorn, I gotta go.

But, check out my gaming channel, too,

"Brock-Hawks 93."

Be sure to like, comment, subscribe to all my sweet vids...

-Dude, seriously!

Tantalizing stuff from Frowntown.

I can collapse the fields.

Keep throwing stuff at it!

Yes! This is so much better than talking.

DR. FOX: I made you, and I can unmake you!

This is getting out of control, Princess...

-Don't worry, Richard, we're almost done.

But first, we need to get to our top story of the night.

Breaking news!

It's the moment you've all been waiting for,

this big news scoop that changes everything you know about everything.

A story so mind-blowing, so incredibly credible,

you'll never be the same.

-Tonight, UniKitty News has uncovered the truth.

We're gonna tell you right now, it's a really big deal...