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I told you never to play that song.

-While my favorite show is on! -Hi!

-Oh, hello, Princess.

There are so many chores to do today.

Oh, don't sweat it, Rick. Just stay positive.

Hi, Hawkodile!

Muah!

Princess, please. I need a clear view to scan for intruders.

The danger is out there.

Aw, don't worry so much, big guy.

Try being carefree like me and you'll feel great!

Hey, Puppycorn.

Oh, hey, Sis.

I was having a good time jumping through this trash pile

till I got stuck in this old boot!

Can't get out!

Well, I think that boot looks great on you.

Just look on the bright side and everything will work out fine.

Uh, okay.

That's the spirit, little bro.

Everybody seems so stressed out today.

Hey, I should see what Dr. Fox is up to.

She's always so cool/calm under pressure.

-Oh, no! Oh, no! What do I do?

Hey, Dr. Fox, what's the problemo?

The problemo is the castle's yellowcake fuel reactor sprang a leak!

And my robots can't clean up the radioactive fuel rods!

-This is a total disaster!

You really gotta relax, Doc.

"Relax?" You think I need to relax right now?

-Uh yeah.

Oh, yeah! The database of probable disasters!

Huh?

There!

So, the yellowcake fuel reactor has sprung a leak.

The first thing you need to do is panic!

-I'm sure it'll all work out just fine.

I wish I had your optimism, Unikitty,

but my science-y brain is just wired to worry.

Everyone seems worried today. I wish there was a way

to get all of my happy thoughts out of my brain and into all of yours.

Then everyone would feel positive and carefree all the time!

I actually invented something for that called the Happy Horn.

It replaces the brainwaves of whoever's wearing it with your brain waves.

But it's still untested.

Untested, huh?

Ugh, what am I doing? I gotta stop this meltdown.

Happy Horn time!

Dr. Fox?

Yeah!

Is this really what it's like being you?

I'm so happy!

So you're not worried about meltdowns anymore?

Who cares about that? It'll be fine!

What's more important is sparkles for no reason!

Yay!

I wish everybody could feel this way all the time forever!

I was just thinking the same thing.

-Me, too! -Me, me, too!

Let's make more Happy Horns and spread the joy to the rest of the gang!

BOTH: Yeah!

I can't let my guard down for a second.

Hey, I see you!

Whoa!

You're gonna get it now.

-Woah, Hawkodile, relax.

Don't stress, Hawk, it's gonna be fine.

We got just the thing to make you feel better.

I've been such a silly-billy.

Enemies are just friends I haven't hugged yet!

Yay! Glad we could help.

Prepare to surrender

your appetites!

Oh?

These are great, dude. What are they made with?

Love! Have as many as you want.

Okay...

Brock, grab the whole tray.

See you soon, buddies.

So much to do. So much to... Oh.

The only thing you need to do is have a great time!

Chores are a snore.

Let's stand on our heads and make art projects instead.

I can't get out of this boot!

This stinks!

We can fix that, little bro!

Uh... Mmm.

Whoa! I feel so great that I can fly!

Whee!

We did it! Everybody's so happy now which makes me so happy.

ALL: Yay!

* Oh, I'm Unikitty And she is me

* We're intertwined So seamlessly

* Five of a kind We live cheerfully

* The Happy Horn Fills us up with glee

* We're not stressed We're satisfied

* We're having a blast And we're smiling fine

* Be positive And you'll be carefree

* Then you'll be happy Just like me

* And me, and me And me, and me

* If you want to be happy Just act like me *

Wow, guys, this has been the best day ever!

ALL: Yeah! This has been the best day ever!

I'm so glad you're all feeling so positive and carefree.

ALL: Yeah! We feel so positive and carefree!

Yay!

-Yay!

Wow. Am I like this all the time?

-Positive. -And carefree!

-Positive. -And carefree!

-Positive. -And carefree!

What the... Yeesh. This place got a little messy.

Wonder where Rick is...

What did I... Whoa!

Do you like my art project, Princess?

I'm creative just like you.

Well, yeah, that's really cool, Rick.

Hawkodile, what are they doing here?

Oh, do you mean my new buddies?

These are really good, bro.

Your buddies are trashing the castle.

I thought you were supposed to be guarding against intruders.

Oh, Princess,

intruders are just guests who don't have invitations.

-All new friends are welcome here.

-But... -Yay!

I'm so happy!

I don't think the Happy Horns are working right.

I should go see Dr. Fox. She'll know what to do.

Dr. Fox, I need to ask you something!

Huh? You want some glow sticks?

ROBOT: I'm melting!

Whoa. This dance party is the bomb!

ALL: Totally, it is!

I'm gonna dance forever!

And ever!

Yay, positive!

Wait, you guys! Maybe the Happy Horns were a bad idea after all.

You're all acting weird.

ALL: What do you mean? We're all acting like you.

Exactly. You're not yourselves.

I think it's time to take these off.

Whoa, party foul.

Guys, please, this has to stop!

Stop ruining our dance party.

Those horns are ruining your brains!

Sis, you're not being very fun!

Then take those horns off!

-Hey, stop yelling! -You stop yelling!

Everyone be cheery!

I have a lot of emotions right now!

Screaming for no reason!

What's wrong with you guys? I thought the Happy Horns are cheering you up.

ALL: Hey, we're just acting like you!

I guess I do have a bit of a temper.

That is why you need to take those horns off!

ALL: Never!

COMPUTER: Warning, reactor meltdown imminent.

Lab will explode in two minutes.

This is a disaster!

Wait. The database of probable disasters.

Boy, do we get cranky.

We sure did. Okay, back to dancing.

Come on, come on, Happy Horns, Happy Horns. There.

So, you tried on the Happy Horns

and it's taken over the mind of a loved one

and you're completely overwhelmed with guilt and shame.

Yeah, yeah. What do we do?

-I'm assuming you're wondering what to do. -Yes.

Okay. Well, I hope you're ready for the answer.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

Got some pen and paper?

Good job. High five!

Whoop, too slow.

Anyway, here we go.

Get them to think like themselves again.

What?

The only way to get the Happy Horns off

is to get the person wearing it to think like themselves again.

-Well, good luck.

-Wait... -I said good luck!

Oh, well, that should be easy.

Okay, guys, be yourselves.

ALL: We are being ourselves.

No, you guys have to remember who you really are.

Dr. Fox, how will you repair the broken reactor?

-With a hug! -Wrong.

It has to be fixed with something special,

the most amazing, wonderful something in the world.

Something filled with discovery and data and equations.

And big, fat books!

-Hmm. -Come on, Dr. Fox.

What would you use to measure the manifold destiny of an anti

Oh. Science!

Science! You'd use science.

Also, none of what you said is real.

Dr. Fox, you're back!

Yes. Thanks, Unikitty. I can finally think again.

Quick, the others!

Richard, I was thinking of making an art project with all this junk.

I love art projects.

But there's so many materials.

I don't know what to start with.

If only they were all neatly organized.

Someone would have to clean them up.

Almost like a chore.

A... A chore?

Oh, my goodness.

Sorry for the outburst. I'm just excited to be back to normal.

-Thank you, Princess. -Yay!

Whoa. Never been down here before.

I hope this place has more snacks.

Hawkodile, look!

-Friends. -No.

Breached perimeter.

These intruders will have to be ejected with force

by someone with strength and honor

and sick triceps.

Oh, yeah!

Sounds like a job for a bodyguard.

I'm gonna remove all the labels from these. Huh?

And I'm gonna remove you from the premises!

Uh, I'll see myself out.

And Puppycorn, remember how you're a dog?

Huh. You're right, Sis. What was I thinking?

Dogs don't wear boots.

Guys, you're back. I'm so happy.

I shouldn't have tried to make you think like me.

I guess you're the only one who can handle

being so insanely positive all the time.

I'm so sorry.

I know when things are tough, it helps to stay positive,

but positivity isn't enough.

You also have to remember to be yourself.

Then there's no disaster you can't face.

Disaster? Oh, my gosh, I forgot.

-The reactor!

Stay positive!