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Fucking Sundays.
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I have that feeling I used
to get when my parents
would watch 60 minutes.
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And just hearing that ticking clock,
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would make my stomach turn.
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Weekend is over.
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Mmm.
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You know that's a sign
of sexual frustration, right?
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Yeah, it is.
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I have a crazy idea.
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Does it involve a stick
of butter and ass play?
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'Cause I'm going to have
to take a pass on that one.
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Appealing as that sounds,
how about we go
back to my place
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and watch a Ryan gosling movie?
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Ice cream is on me.
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Sounds like a sad, pathetic evening.
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Lizzie.
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Let's do it.
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I am woman, hear me roar, bitches.
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I asked the cabbie
where the dirtiest sluts
in town go to get wasted,
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looks like he did me right.
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Yay, the godmother!
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Oh, my God!
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Wow!
Hey!
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What are you doing here?
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That's the greeting
I get? Fuck you.
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Are you spending the night?
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Rule number 6, always be prepared.
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The huz and I got into a fight.
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So I came to the big bad city
to blow off some steam
until he begs me to come home.
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What was the fight about?
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Ugh, he is so in the wrong with this one.
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I go into the bathroom
this afternoon and there's
magazines everywhere.
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Porn?
No!
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Like foreign affairs,
the economist.
Shit like that.
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And they're all opened
to the page where
he last stopped reading.
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Which forces me to visualize
him sitting on the can,
reading his dumb-ass articles,
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while making a jobbie.
It's fucking gross.
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- Ew!
- No.
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Marriage is a fucking
prison girls,
stay single.
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Yup!
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Speaking of which, any prospects?
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Um, we were actually
thinking about ice cream
and a quiet night.
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Fuck that.
How about him, hmm?
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How the two of aren't hitting that shit?
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And Tyler, how
is it possible I still
don't have a libation?
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Drink me.
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What will it be?
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Honey, I take
my drinks like my men,
strong and stiff.
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Hear, hear.
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Ah, another one.
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Pop quiz.
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What's rule number 23?
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Oh!
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Watch and learn.
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This can't end well.
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Do I have your attention now?
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Lady, what the hell are you doing, huh?
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Did you just call me "lady"?
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Did you guys just hear that?
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You like the rougher stuff, huh?
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All right, well two
can play at this.
Okay!
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Lady, you just threatened a peace officer!
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You're hurting me.
I'm booking your
drunk ass.
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Are you serious?
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You want me to cuff you?
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Mmm, sounds dirty.
Is it extra?
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Officer, wait, wait, wait.
She's just had
too much to drink.
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You're damn
right, she has.
Come on, let's go!
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Please, officer, really
hold on a second. Please!
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Please don't do this.
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How would you like
it if I gave you
the single greatest
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sloppy Jackson, you've ever had?
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Oh, now we've got
bribing an officer, too.
Okay, we're done here.
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Sloppy Jackson, are you serious?
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Is that even legal?
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Get me a lawyer bitches, uh!
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And then he dragged her off.
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Do we know where they took her?
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Probably central booking,
but we won't know
much until morning.
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Okay, I'll take a train down then.
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It'll give her a chance to cool down.
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Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.
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Oh, it's not your fault.
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Sienna's been on a tear lately.
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Yeah, I heard about the magazine fight.
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Yeah, it's not really
about a magazine.
I'll talk to you tomorrow.
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Oh, one more thing,
what is a sloppy Jackson?
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Attica!
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Attica!
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Attica!
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So, what're you in for?
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Damn, jail is boring.
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And cold.
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Next time I get arrested,
I'm bringing a sweater.
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Jason, just cover for me.
I'll be right there.
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Please tell me last night
was all just a bad dream.
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Hate to rain on your parade, but...
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Our best friend and mentor is in jail.
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I've been thinking about that.
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I never noticed it when
she was lived here,
but sienna's crazy.
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- Yeah, she's a crazy bitch.
- No!
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Not a crazy bitch,
like a down ass chick.
Crazy like a cult leader.
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Are you saying
we've been drinking
the powdered punch?
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Well, are we any better
off dick-wise, than we were
before sienna?
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Who gets laid more than we do?
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That's not...
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Look, everything she
taught us is designed
to make sure of one thing.
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Yeah, what's that?
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To make sure we stay alone.
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You think the other way is better?
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Keep hoping that,
"this time I finally
met the one."
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Turns out, each time, you were wrong.
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He's just a douche like the rest.
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How many times do you
want to go through that?
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At least that way there's a chance.
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This way too,
sienna found a guy,
she's married.
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Yeah!
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And every choice she makes
sabotages that marriage.
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She's in fucking prison.
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Well, maybe
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we're not the monogamous type.
Maybe we just need the action.
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Maybe we're all just afraid.
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Of course I'm available.
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Okay, great. See you then.
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This is for the aldon website.
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Okay, thanks.
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That sounds promising.
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SHERMAN, our second date.
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Listen, about that advice
I gave you before,
with your birthday buddy.
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Forget it.
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Follow your own rules, not mine.
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I know. Your rules
are for women with
no self-respect.
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Mine, 10 dates before he gets to...
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You know.
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You think he can wait that long?
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If he can't wait, then
he's not worth waiting for.
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But I think he can.
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Sounds like a keeper.
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Where'd you meet him?
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A college friend of mine
works with him at the
public defenders' office.
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He's a criminal lawyer?
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Mmm.
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I'll be right back.
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So how quickly do you
think we can get her out?
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The problem is your friend got
busted on a Sunday night.
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That's pretty bad timing.
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How come?
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Aren't you a lawyer?
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Yeah, but I pretty much
slept through crim law.
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You wouldn't learn this in school.
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But there's a change
in shift in the
weekend to week,
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in court and in the police station.
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It slows everything.
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At best, she's out in 48.
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But that's pretty optimistic.
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Fuck!
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Maybe she needs
this wake-up call.
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Look, I can make some
calls, see if I can
pull a few favors.
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I have some frenemies
at the d.A.'S office.
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Isn't he the best?
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- Sam.
- Oh, Nathaniel, hey.
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Hi.
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This is Kate,
co-worker of mine.
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Hi.
Hi.
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And her terrific
boyfriend, SHERMAN.
How you doin'?
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He's a public defender.
He's helping us out.
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Oh, hey.
Oh, you must be the husband.
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Guilty, ah.
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Is there anyway I could see her?
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I can make some calls.
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Thank you so much.
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Cute, huh?
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Adorable.
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10 dates?
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That's my rule, I'm sticking to it.
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Hey, where's the bathroom?
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Where's that glass wall
we have to talk through?
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Hi, honey.
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Hey, babe.
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I'm a total idiot.
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No, you're not.
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You're only an idiot about 16% of the time.
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So I get a b?
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B+.
Oh.
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Or an a-
if I'm judging
on the curve.
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So...
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How's the food?
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I'm giving it 41/2 plastic forks.
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Oh. And the
accommodations?
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1,000 count Egyptian cotton sheets,
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chocolates on my pillow
after maid service.
Ooh.
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Making friends?
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I'm thinking about becoming a lurd.
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Lurd?
Lesbians until release date.
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Oh.
Do you mind?
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Well, not if she's cute.
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I don't see why not.
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I need to grow up.
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I'm sorry about the magazines.
I know how crazy it makes you.
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Right now it seems
like a good problem to have.
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I forgive you.
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Same here.
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Really?
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Because reading
on a toilet and assaulting
a police officer
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aren't exactly on the same level.
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Baby, you're the one I chose.
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Warts and all.
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I am...
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Gonna try to stop
doing things to make you
regret that decision.
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Time.
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They run a tight ship around here.
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We're gonna get you out of here.
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I love you.
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I love you, too.
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Well, he has the
money for bail.
It's all set.
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Ah, fantastic.
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You're awesome.
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Sienna will be out by tonight.
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You're awesome.
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Can I confess something?
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You assaulted a cop, too?
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00:14:09,514 --> 00:14:13,067
No, I... I just...
I want you to know
that I have this rule.
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I can't sleep with a guy
for at least 10 dates.
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That's, uh...
Okay.
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10 dates.
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But I really like you.
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I like you, too.
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So, you're okay with that?
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Of course I am.
I can respect that.
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Of course I...
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Of course, what?
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I... I could find
a loophole.
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A loophole?
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I'm a lawyer, you know.
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I'm an expert at finding loopholes.
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Okay, like what?
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Well, do you always start with
language, words, they can
have plenty of meaning.
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Like, for example,
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"date." Is there a time
limit on that?
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I don't think so.
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So...
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How about a date marathon?
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This is our second date, so we need 8 more.
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8 dates.
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Okay I'm in.
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Can I go home and change first?
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Okay, so then we finished the game.
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And we ordered food.
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And now we're eating, so...
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So that's 10 dates.
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10 dates.
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So...
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oh.
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00:18:03,132 --> 00:18:04,599
Oh, shit!
Relax.
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I had a good long talk with your husband.
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I'm married, too, and it can
make you crazy sometimes.
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I'm dropping the charges.
259
00:18:16,895 --> 00:18:20,198
Thank you.
Yeah, but no more threatening
peace officers okay?
260
00:18:20,265 --> 00:18:23,401
Is that what you
really call yourself,
a peace officer?
261
00:18:23,452 --> 00:18:24,869
Are you fucking with me?
262
00:18:24,936 --> 00:18:25,936
I'm done with that.
263
00:18:25,988 --> 00:18:27,288
Good answer.
264
00:18:27,372 --> 00:18:28,289
Well, thanks again.
265
00:18:29,074 --> 00:18:30,208
No problem.
266
00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:32,493
You know, I try to forgive
people when I can.
267
00:18:33,295 --> 00:18:34,462
Just one of my rules.
268
00:18:35,497 --> 00:18:37,415
The end of an adventure.
Not quite.
269
00:18:39,418 --> 00:18:40,384
What do you mean?
270
00:18:58,020 --> 00:18:58,903
10 minutes.
271
00:19:10,866 --> 00:19:16,120
Are you trying to have
jailhouse sex with me?
272
00:19:16,188 --> 00:19:19,707
That is the foulest,
most perverted thing
you've ever proposed to me.
273
00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:22,593
I love it.
274
00:19:27,633 --> 00:19:30,468
Oh, one more thing.
275
00:19:30,519 --> 00:19:35,223
What is a sloppy Jackson,
and how do I get one?
276
00:19:35,307 --> 00:19:37,892
Behave yourself and I'll show you.
277
00:20:49,681 --> 00:20:50,715
Oh!
278
00:21:51,493 --> 00:21:52,410
It's open.
279
00:22:01,953 --> 00:22:02,837
It's done.
280
00:22:09,678 --> 00:22:10,845
What's that?
281
00:22:10,912 --> 00:22:11,929
The rules.
282
00:22:24,860 --> 00:22:28,145
The girls guide to depravity, volume one.
283
00:22:28,196 --> 00:22:30,596
I'm having some doubts
about some of them.
I highlighted them.
284
00:22:34,185 --> 00:22:35,319
What do you think?
285
00:22:35,370 --> 00:22:36,237
Scooch over.
286
00:22:43,128 --> 00:22:45,713
66? That's a classic.
287
00:22:45,797 --> 00:22:49,216
A classic that led
to you needing
a round of antibiotics.
288
00:22:49,301 --> 00:22:52,369
It was worth it.
And 48, are
you kidding me?
289
00:22:54,506 --> 00:22:56,986
How do you think I got
to sleep with that
super hot Italian guy?
290
00:22:57,726 --> 00:22:58,926
He stole your identity.
291
00:22:59,010 --> 00:23:01,062
Small price to pay.
292
00:23:02,180 --> 00:23:05,900
Sam, stop freaking out on me, okay?
293
00:23:08,186 --> 00:23:10,187
Sienna went a little
overboard. That's all.
294
00:23:12,190 --> 00:23:13,056
Hey.
295
00:23:14,392 --> 00:23:15,242
Take a deep breath.
296
00:23:22,417 --> 00:23:26,420
Think about all the fun
times and the great
stories that we have.
297
00:23:29,174 --> 00:23:31,342
Would you really want to trade
298
00:23:31,409 --> 00:23:32,576
grabbing life
299
00:23:33,512 --> 00:23:35,713
and guys by the balls
300
00:23:37,265 --> 00:23:40,017
for some night spent alone at home,
301
00:23:40,084 --> 00:23:42,186
waiting for some asshole
to make the first move?
302
00:23:43,922 --> 00:23:45,940
That's the thing, I'm just not sure.
303
00:23:48,143 --> 00:23:50,945
We have had a shock to the system.
304
00:23:53,031 --> 00:23:56,150
But when the dust settles you will see
305
00:23:58,102 --> 00:24:00,404
we are better off with them.
306
00:24:06,912 --> 00:24:09,463
Does it ever bother you that
it always ends up just us?
307
00:24:12,617 --> 00:24:15,553
You gotta say,
it's a pretty great
place to end up.
308
00:24:19,808 --> 00:24:21,008
You're the coolest chick ever.
309
00:24:24,479 --> 00:24:25,429
Ditto.
310
00:24:26,898 --> 00:24:28,898
This isn't going to become
a lesbian moment, is it?
311
00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:37,691
No, no, you're not my type, anyway.
312
00:24:37,776 --> 00:24:39,777
What is your type?
313
00:24:39,828 --> 00:24:41,495
She looks a lot like Ryan gosling.
314
00:24:43,031 --> 00:24:44,281
Funny, that's my type, too.
315
00:24:44,332 --> 00:24:45,983
Oh, no wonder we get along so well.
316
00:24:53,779 --> 00:25:19,834
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