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Please shoot me
if you ever see
me in a veil.
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Sorry. I'll have died
of shock long before
I can shoot you.
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To staying single and sexy.
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Single and sexy.
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Where is Jason tonight?
Why didn't he come out?
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I don't know. He's
probably out with his
new little plaything.
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Really? He is
seeing someone?
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When did that happen?
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Is it serious?
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Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God, what?
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You totally like him now
because he's not all
over you any more.
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What? That's ridiculous!
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I know! It is
totally ridiculous!
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Well, he just looked
so cute the last
time we saw him!
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Did he do something
different with his hair
or something?
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Don't do that!
Do what?
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Jason is a nice guy.
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Yeah, I know.
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You don't do nice guys.
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Well, maybe I'm ready.
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No, no!
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You always think you are
ready to ditch the
asshole for the nice guy
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but it never works out!
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God, you get bored
like clockwork after
the second date.
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Jason is truly one
of the good ones.
And don't fuck him up!
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I'm not gonna fuck him up!
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And who are you
to talk? You treat
Jason like shit.
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It's different.
He's like a little brother
that only I get to beat up
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and no one else can.
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What's up, fatherfuckers?
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Sienna!
Sienna!
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Yay!
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So that's sienna?
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Totally not what I pictured.
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What are you doing here?
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I'm here, because this is
the last place I left
you losers,
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and obviously you're lost without me.
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Why didn't you call
us and tell us you
were coming into the city?
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The huz wanted to
visit his dad
and the step monsters
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so I decided to surprise you sluts.
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And clearly not a minute too soon.
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Girls, when I got
married I bequeathed
you two douches
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the depravity handbook!
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My legacy.
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So why are the two of you
sitting here alone verbally
jacking yourselves off,
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while that twat
is surrounded by
fuckable men?
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- Bachelorette party!
- Oh...
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You cum buckets clearly need a reboot.
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Hmm... let's go.
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I like her!
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Yeah! Woo-hoo!
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Oh my God! You girls
are the coolest!
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You have to come to my wedding!
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Aww...
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A wedding cake made entirely of cupcakes.
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So original!
How could we miss it?
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Okay girls! Bottoms up!
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Yay!
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Fuck, I'm drunk!
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Oh, honey!
What?
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You're looking a little green.
Girls you better take her
to the bathroom.
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Oh wait, here, I'll take this.
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I wouldn't want you to get puke on it.
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Thanks.
Aww...
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Okay, if there is anything
I have learned about
living in the 'burbs,
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is that men can't
resist the challenge
of a taken woman.
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Ah...
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Let's get you girls laid!
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What the fuck?
Where are you going?
Sienna, sienna!
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Sienna seriously!
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Now, who wants to buy
my girl some shots
before her big day?
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Cheers.
Cheers.
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So when is the big day?
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Tomorrow night.
Next week.
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Don't mind her.
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She's had way to much
to drink. It's next
Saturday, actually.
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Means you've got a week
to get in there, buddy.
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Sorry, he doesn't get out much.
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Come on, why don't you
let me buy you
a drink at the bar.
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Yeah. Sure.
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So how about you two?
Any plans on tying
the noose?
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I mean, tying the knot.
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I'm single and sexy.
This one,
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not only has the ball
and chain. But she has
moved out to the 'burbs.
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Shoot me now.
Right.
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- What?
- You'll thank me later.
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Oh my God, Marco!
That's horrible!
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Really.
I got him back though.
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Yeah?
Waited about a year.
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We were out drinking
the night before a big
meeting in New York,
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and got him totally wasted.
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And I went home with him,
I helped him pack,
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I put him on the plane,
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then when he arrived,
all he had in his suitcase,
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one wrinkled tie, a thong,
and in his toiletry case,
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a box of tampons.
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Oh, my God!
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That's awful!
Oh, my God,
I'm being such an asshole.
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That's mean.
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God, you're beautiful!
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I wish you weren't
getting married next week.
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Well, um...
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One week is a long time.
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Last call.
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Marriage is the last legal form of slavery.
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Not that I'm opposed
to being anyone's slave,
but, um...
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I generally reserve that for the bedroom.
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Well you know what
they say. 50% of all
marriages are failures
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and the other half end in divorce.
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Did you hear that, sucker?
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Yeah, did you?
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- No more drinks.
- I said last call.
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Shoot! We just
missed last call.
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What do you say
to going back to
my place and...
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Having another drink.
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I'd say yes, please.
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Great!
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I'll be right back.
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I'll be right here.
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Thank fuck at least one
of my proteges still
knows how to close.
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What? You're cock
blocking me!
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Honey, rule number 103,
it's not cock blocking
if he's not trying to score.
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Hey sienna, I know
I haven't seen you
in ages
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and I'm dying to catch
up, but do you mind if
I take off right now?
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Rule number 89,
you never have to
apologize for sex.
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Go!
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Honestly, how did you
two ever survive
without me?
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Are you just
making this up
as you go along?
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Watch and learn, bitch.
Watch and learn.
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Oh!
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So...
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I guess congratulations are in order.
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Who is the lucky guy?
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Actually it's...
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A prop.
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Yeah, something like that.
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So, you never told me.
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Told you what?
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About you...
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Um...
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Do you want to go get a drink somewhere?
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I'll tell you when it's
not just a prelude
to something else.
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Have fun.
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Damn!
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Wish you weren't engaged
because I would like to
take you right here.
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Right now.
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Well, my fiance gave me a
get out of jail free card
for the night.
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Yeah?
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And it's about to expire.
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Well, we can't let that happen now.
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Can we?
Nope.
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That was the best
single serving night
of my life.
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Hmm...
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I don't want to leave you.
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Well...
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Maybe I could get a
get out of jail free weekend?
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We can just stay here all day.
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I could live with that.
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I mean,
I can't go out,
I can't have friends.
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I don't understand.
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No, that's not what I...
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You said you loved
how independent I was and...
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Now you want to
keep me in there like
some fucking prisoner.
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I got to go.
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Okay, bye.
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00:11:45,921 --> 00:11:46,954
Was that Nathaniel?
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Yeah. Man is completely
miserable without me.
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Is everything okay?
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It would be. If we
could pull off a miracle
and get you laid.
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So...
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Who is your latest mark?
Mark?
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Yeah, you know.
With whom you're
plotting your next fuck.
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00:12:08,644 --> 00:12:09,644
Oh...
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00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:13,314
Well, there is this guy, Richard, but...
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We just can't ever seem to connect.
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Or more like his
peen can't seem to
connect with my vag
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for long enough to
consummate our relationship.
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I like a challenge.
Who else?
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Jason.
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But Lizzie says he's seeing...
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00:12:30,766 --> 00:12:31,966
Jason what?
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Jason lutz.
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00:12:34,169 --> 00:12:35,503
Well, Jason lutz it is.
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Where is he today?
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I don't know.
You don't know?
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Well, he's not online.
189
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So? You call his friends,
you hack into his email
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by any means necessary, sweetheart.
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But that's illegal.
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Rule number 44, it's not
stalking if they tell you
where they are going to be.
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And he's not telling.
Okay,
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first of all, don't quote me the rules.
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I wrote the fucking book.
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Secondly, that rule, so 2009.
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When David had that
restraning order
against me.
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00:13:04,049 --> 00:13:06,384
Jason may not be
broadcasting his whereabouts
on his status updates,
199
00:13:06,469 --> 00:13:07,869
but trust me, he's online.
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00:13:08,838 --> 00:13:11,038
You got his email address?
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00:13:11,090 --> 00:13:12,974
It's in my contacts.
202
00:13:13,041 --> 00:13:16,511
Men are so predictable.
It's so easy to hack
into their mail.
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00:13:17,096 --> 00:13:19,113
Okay. Bears.
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00:13:21,767 --> 00:13:22,817
Bulls.
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00:13:25,654 --> 00:13:26,721
Jordan.
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00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:30,191
Let's just try password.
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00:13:30,242 --> 00:13:32,694
Sienna this is, like,
a really bad idea, okay?
Can you just please stop?
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Bingo!
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00:13:34,780 --> 00:13:36,230
What does it say?
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00:13:36,282 --> 00:13:39,334
Okay, he's meeting
some girl named Lulu
in wicker park.
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Lulu, really?
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00:13:41,620 --> 00:13:43,588
Sounds like an anorexic chihuahua.
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Come down to it, I'm sure you can take her.
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Where are you going?
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Get dressed, bitch.
Game on!
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00:13:51,430 --> 00:13:53,681
Oh, Kaylie, how are you?
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00:13:53,749 --> 00:13:55,967
I'm great, but poor
Jordan is sicky-poo.
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Just went and got him some tea
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and later, I'm going
to give him an enema
in my naughty nurse's outfit.
220
00:14:00,856 --> 00:14:02,307
Why? What's wrong
with him?
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Sore throat.
Well...
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00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:05,927
Got to go.
Byezees.
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00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:10,949
Oh, I couldn't stand
living next to
that clueless Barbie.
224
00:14:11,033 --> 00:14:12,483
She's actually really nice.
225
00:14:12,568 --> 00:14:14,202
Ha, yeah!
Nice and retarded.
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00:14:14,269 --> 00:14:15,937
Come on. Let's bounce.
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00:14:30,786 --> 00:14:31,920
Okay.
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He's not here yet.
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He's right there.
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Where?
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In the plaid sweater.
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No!
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What do you mean no?
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He's so not your type!
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00:14:48,904 --> 00:14:50,438
I don't have a type!
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00:14:50,489 --> 00:14:52,690
Sam, in all the years
I've know you,
you only dated dickwads,
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douche bags and unavailable men!
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00:14:57,079 --> 00:14:58,913
That one looks
like he'd be
available for anything.
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Even a teeth cleaning.
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00:15:07,456 --> 00:15:09,507
I can change my type.
241
00:15:09,592 --> 00:15:10,959
What? Did he reject
you or something?
242
00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:12,927
What? No!
243
00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:15,276
Actually, he's been
dying to get with me.
It's just that...
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00:15:15,297 --> 00:15:18,299
Yeah, I can see that.
245
00:15:18,350 --> 00:15:21,836
It's just that I keep
rejecting him, so now
he's dating this new girl.
246
00:15:23,138 --> 00:15:25,440
All right,
are you sure this
pussy is who you want?
247
00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:30,528
Because I'm breaking
my own rule about
taking down civilians.
248
00:15:30,613 --> 00:15:32,697
Just remember, you asked for it.
249
00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:37,035
Shit! They're
on the move.
250
00:15:37,119 --> 00:15:39,704
Okay, okay.
Let's do the front
and follow.
251
00:15:43,742 --> 00:15:44,993
Just, come on!
252
00:16:06,565 --> 00:16:09,267
Ugh! Even his movie choice
is pussy-rific!
253
00:16:10,218 --> 00:16:12,070
Come on! Let's go!
254
00:16:12,154 --> 00:16:13,404
Can we at least get popcorn?
255
00:16:23,082 --> 00:16:24,666
Is that a sunburst?
256
00:16:26,001 --> 00:16:28,002
No... no!
Come on. Let me see!
257
00:16:29,421 --> 00:16:31,289
Oh, my God!
258
00:16:31,373 --> 00:16:33,925
I know...
259
00:16:35,711 --> 00:16:37,912
Result of a drunken weekend in la.
260
00:16:40,632 --> 00:16:42,967
Bachelor party, Miami.
261
00:16:43,052 --> 00:16:44,686
No, shut up!
262
00:16:44,753 --> 00:16:47,421
This must mean something.
263
00:16:47,473 --> 00:16:50,191
Yeah. We both do stupid
things when we're wasted.
264
00:16:51,643 --> 00:16:53,528
We were wasted last night,
265
00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:58,566
but that was
one of the smartest
things I've ever done.
266
00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:11,079
Marco?
267
00:17:12,881 --> 00:17:13,948
Lizzie.
268
00:17:17,553 --> 00:17:19,837
I have to be honest about something.
269
00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:28,312
I'm starving.
270
00:17:35,104 --> 00:17:37,905
Look, he's putting his arm around her.
271
00:17:37,973 --> 00:17:39,941
Ooh... call
the decency police.
272
00:17:41,660 --> 00:17:43,978
I can't believe
we're sitting through
2 hours of this puke fest
273
00:17:44,029 --> 00:17:46,497
and you're not even making a move!
274
00:17:46,582 --> 00:17:49,650
First of all, you've
been asleep almost
this entire movie.
275
00:17:49,701 --> 00:17:51,419
Second of all, I can't make a move!
276
00:17:51,486 --> 00:17:53,871
We're in a theater.
And they are together.
277
00:17:53,956 --> 00:17:57,425
Rule number 59,
you can make
a move anywhere.
278
00:17:57,492 --> 00:17:59,460
I once make a move
on a guy outside
of a hospital room,
279
00:17:59,511 --> 00:18:01,546
right before his wife
was about to give birth.
280
00:18:01,630 --> 00:18:03,297
We fucked in a closet.
281
00:18:03,348 --> 00:18:05,828
He was back in time
to see his baby's head
crown his wife's vag.
282
00:18:07,469 --> 00:18:09,336
Thank fuck that's over!
283
00:18:20,866 --> 00:18:24,318
Just because you
can fuck a guy, doesn't
mean that you should.
284
00:18:24,369 --> 00:18:26,821
Um, yeah.
That's exactly
what it means.
285
00:18:30,209 --> 00:18:31,729
Come on Sam, it's now or never, bitch.
286
00:18:32,995 --> 00:18:35,496
Maybe we should just
let they be for tonight.
287
00:18:35,547 --> 00:18:37,582
Okay, you like this guy?
288
00:18:37,666 --> 00:18:39,333
Yeah.
289
00:18:39,384 --> 00:18:42,025
And the only thing that's
standing in your way
is that skinny bitch?
290
00:18:43,138 --> 00:18:46,808
Rule number 99,
all is fair in love and war.
291
00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:48,676
Wait a minute, you didn't even write that.
292
00:18:48,727 --> 00:18:52,880
Please. You think
Betty Crocker came up with
all those fucking recipes?
293
00:18:52,931 --> 00:18:54,816
I really loved it, yeah.
294
00:18:54,883 --> 00:18:57,318
Do you mind just holding my
stuff 'cause I'm just
going to run to the bathroom.
295
00:18:57,385 --> 00:18:58,853
Awesome! Thanks!
296
00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:08,329
Hey.
Hey.
297
00:19:08,396 --> 00:19:10,581
Sam! What a coincidence.
298
00:19:10,666 --> 00:19:13,751
I know! I didn't
know you liked
foreign films.
299
00:19:13,836 --> 00:19:15,703
Oh, I love this director.
300
00:19:15,754 --> 00:19:19,123
That long tracking
shot of the little girl
was so beautiful.
301
00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:23,044
What? Oh yeah,
totally. I...
302
00:19:24,213 --> 00:19:27,915
I love that girl!
She was just amazing.
303
00:19:27,966 --> 00:19:31,185
I didn't understand why
she wasn't in the last
half of the movie.
304
00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:32,253
Well, she was dead.
305
00:19:33,639 --> 00:19:35,606
Oh, my God!
I'm so stupid! I...
306
00:19:38,977 --> 00:19:41,729
I guess I...
Thought my phone
was on vibrator.
307
00:19:43,282 --> 00:19:46,701
I mean vibrate.
And then I...
308
00:19:46,768 --> 00:19:50,604
I couldn't find my
glasses to read
the subtitles and I just...
309
00:19:50,656 --> 00:19:51,873
Oh, honey, there
is something
on your sweater.
310
00:19:51,940 --> 00:19:53,040
What are you talking about?
311
00:19:53,108 --> 00:19:54,709
Here, let me help you wash it off.
312
00:19:54,776 --> 00:19:56,878
So, um...
313
00:19:56,945 --> 00:20:00,915
How would you feel about
grabbing a drink? I mean...
314
00:20:00,966 --> 00:20:04,035
After all that popcorn, I'm so thirsty.
315
00:20:04,102 --> 00:20:06,337
I think I'll probably
be pooing kernels
for days,
316
00:20:06,421 --> 00:20:08,506
oh, God! Forget that
I said that.
317
00:20:09,925 --> 00:20:12,626
Actually, Sam, I'm on a date.
318
00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:14,262
You are?
319
00:20:15,814 --> 00:20:17,515
I'm sorry.
I had no idea.
320
00:20:17,599 --> 00:20:19,483
Jason! We have
to go, now!
321
00:20:20,602 --> 00:20:21,602
Bye.
322
00:20:27,276 --> 00:20:28,142
Where is he?
323
00:20:29,477 --> 00:20:30,611
He left!
324
00:20:32,030 --> 00:20:33,197
What did you do?
325
00:20:33,282 --> 00:20:35,149
I was creating a distraction.
326
00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:36,617
You didn't close?
327
00:20:36,668 --> 00:20:38,536
I was close, but then I...
328
00:20:40,172 --> 00:20:42,572
I got nervous and
then I started talking
about pooing popcorn.
329
00:20:43,926 --> 00:20:46,877
It's like I've taught you nothing.
330
00:20:46,962 --> 00:20:49,522
You're lucky I pissed
her off tonight, so
he won't be getting any.
331
00:20:51,216 --> 00:20:52,300
Or not.
332
00:20:53,835 --> 00:20:55,603
Come on, lets go!
Uh-uh.
333
00:20:55,670 --> 00:20:58,940
You should stay and
get a preview of what
sex with him will be like.
334
00:20:59,007 --> 00:21:02,026
Turns out to be
a dud. You can stop
pinning after him.
335
00:22:14,349 --> 00:22:15,216
Oh!
336
00:22:25,143 --> 00:22:26,060
Oh! Oh!
337
00:23:01,629 --> 00:23:03,230
You're leaving?
338
00:23:03,298 --> 00:23:05,232
Yeah, I gotta head back home.
339
00:23:06,685 --> 00:23:09,153
I hate to go, but...
340
00:23:09,237 --> 00:23:12,306
If I stay any longer,
I think I might seriously
start falling fr you.
341
00:23:14,359 --> 00:23:17,679
Since you're getting married
next week I don't think that
would be the smartest move.
342
00:23:18,864 --> 00:23:19,764
Actually, I'm not.
343
00:23:21,199 --> 00:23:22,649
You're not what?
344
00:23:22,751 --> 00:23:23,584
Getting married.
345
00:23:26,288 --> 00:23:29,656
I just wore the veil
to see what would
happen and...
346
00:23:29,708 --> 00:23:33,094
I am totally and completely
347
00:23:34,212 --> 00:23:35,346
single.
348
00:23:36,965 --> 00:23:38,048
Well...
349
00:23:40,018 --> 00:23:41,118
I'm not.
350
00:23:53,598 --> 00:23:54,681
Is that really...
351
00:24:03,024 --> 00:24:05,359
Oh, my God!
Just say hi already.
352
00:24:06,161 --> 00:24:08,496
It's okay. I'm good.
353
00:24:08,547 --> 00:24:11,332
I didn't just leave, I said I was outie.
354
00:24:11,383 --> 00:24:13,700
Of course I'm
coming home.
Yes, tonight.
355
00:24:16,888 --> 00:24:20,341
The huz just got home
and he's jonesing
for a piece of my puss.
356
00:24:20,392 --> 00:24:21,875
Sorry, girls.
Better take this
one to go.
357
00:24:21,927 --> 00:24:24,378
No, no.
You just got here!
358
00:24:24,879 --> 00:24:25,930
Duty calls.
359
00:24:28,567 --> 00:24:30,568
Stay depraved, my bitches.
360
00:24:30,652 --> 00:24:32,236
Bye sienna.
Bye sienna.
361
00:24:42,697 --> 00:24:47,117
I get the sense that
life in the 'burbs
is really driving her nuts.
362
00:24:47,202 --> 00:24:51,422
What are you talking about?
She is the same crazy bitch
she has always been.
363
00:24:53,842 --> 00:24:55,709
What happened with you two?
364
00:24:56,845 --> 00:24:58,179
Let's just say that...
365
00:25:01,266 --> 00:25:04,969
I don't think that all
of sienna's rules
are meant to be followed.
366
00:25:07,422 --> 00:25:08,755
Don't let what happened
with you and Jason ruin...
367
00:25:08,807 --> 00:25:10,808
This isn't about fucking Jason.
368
00:25:12,227 --> 00:25:15,362
Didn't you notice what
was going on with her?
369
00:25:15,430 --> 00:25:18,098
Her marriage is fucked up!
370
00:25:18,149 --> 00:25:20,284
And she is lying
about it. To us!
371
00:25:22,904 --> 00:25:25,439
I didn't notice anything
about that in the handbook.
372
00:25:32,931 --> 00:25:35,382
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- Nice dress though.
373
00:25:38,336 --> 00:25:39,953
You didn't get laid.
374
00:25:42,224 --> 00:25:44,425
It happens to the
best of us. Relax!
375
00:25:46,478 --> 00:25:48,062
Let's go. Come on.
376
00:26:08,316 --> 00:26:09,199
Hey.
377
00:26:09,984 --> 00:26:11,118
Hi.
378
00:26:11,169 --> 00:26:12,086
Remember me?
379
00:26:13,371 --> 00:26:14,922
Not at all.
380
00:26:14,989 --> 00:26:16,707
I'm a friend of Jason's.
381
00:26:16,791 --> 00:26:18,359
We met the other night at the movies.
382
00:26:18,843 --> 00:26:19,993
Oh, right.
383
00:26:21,179 --> 00:26:22,179
Okay.
384
00:26:23,348 --> 00:26:26,833
You know, Jason is a really nice guy.
385
00:26:26,885 --> 00:26:31,672
Like, one of the sweetest,
kindest, most considerate
guys I know.
386
00:26:32,173 --> 00:26:33,023
Really?
387
00:26:33,808 --> 00:26:34,841
Yeah.
388
00:26:35,610 --> 00:26:37,528
Totally the marrying kind.
389
00:26:39,030 --> 00:26:41,348
If I were you, I wouldn't let him go.
390
00:26:46,204 --> 00:26:49,740
Okay, well, have a great night.
391
00:27:09,311 --> 00:27:10,711
Fuck that!
392
00:27:28,730 --> 00:27:29,697
Lulu?
393
00:27:38,757 --> 00:27:40,624
You'll always have Paris.
394
00:27:52,369 --> 00:28:18,491
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