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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,632 --> 00:00:10,384 Nobody's saying our neighborhood's the Garden of Eden. 2 00:00:10,552 --> 00:00:14,013 Hell, some people say God avoids this place altogether. 3 00:00:14,431 --> 00:00:18,767 But it's been a good home to us, to me and my kids, who I'm proud of... 4 00:00:18,977 --> 00:00:23,689 ...because every single one of them reminds me a little bit of me. 5 00:00:24,107 --> 00:00:29,862 Fiona, my rock, huge help, has all the best qualities of her mother... 6 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:32,865 ...except she's not a raging psycho bitch. - Blow. 7 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:36,785 Lip, smart as a whip. Straight A's and the honor roll. 8 00:00:36,953 --> 00:00:39,496 Boy's definitely going somewhere. 9 00:00:42,500 --> 00:00:44,877 You, come back! Stop! 10 00:00:45,086 --> 00:00:50,382 Ian, industrious, conscientious, ambitious, incredible work ethic. 11 00:00:50,550 --> 00:00:54,386 Don't have a clue where he got that from. Wants to be a paratrooper. 12 00:00:54,554 --> 00:00:59,516 Knows how to disembowel an enemy with a roll of dimes and an old gym sock. 13 00:00:59,726 --> 00:01:03,937 Carl... Um, I don't really know that much about Carl. 14 00:01:04,105 --> 00:01:05,397 Oh, loves animals. 15 00:01:05,565 --> 00:01:11,236 Always dragging home some poor stray he found, taking them up to his room. 16 00:01:12,447 --> 00:01:17,409 Ah, Debbie, sent by God, total angel. 17 00:01:17,577 --> 00:01:22,498 Raises money for UNICEF year-round, some of which she actually turns in. 18 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:25,042 Liam, gonna be a star. 19 00:01:25,835 --> 00:01:30,172 I'm no biologist, but he looks a little bit like my first sponsor. 20 00:01:30,340 --> 00:01:31,840 He and the ex were close. 21 00:01:32,008 --> 00:01:34,843 Kev and Veronica, fantastic neighbors. 22 00:01:35,011 --> 00:01:37,346 There's nothing they won't do for each other... 23 00:01:38,556 --> 00:01:39,932 ...or to each other. 24 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:42,601 That didn't hurt half as much as I thought it would. 25 00:01:42,769 --> 00:01:45,020 I never realized how little sex I was having... 26 00:01:45,188 --> 00:01:47,773 ...till V and Kev moved next door. 27 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:52,528 And me, Frank Gallagher, father, teacher, mentor. 28 00:01:52,695 --> 00:01:54,279 Captain of our little ship. 29 00:01:54,447 --> 00:01:58,617 We may not have much, but all of us, to a man... 30 00:01:58,785 --> 00:02:02,121 ...knows the most important thing in this life: 31 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:06,708 We know how to fucking party. Wa-ha! 32 00:02:08,878 --> 00:02:09,962 Go! 33 00:02:16,678 --> 00:02:19,304 Fuck you, pig! 34 00:02:21,099 --> 00:02:23,016 Let's go. 35 00:02:25,562 --> 00:02:28,897 - Let's go, people. - Go home. Let's go. Out. 36 00:02:41,119 --> 00:02:44,788 Seven fifteen, monkeys. Come on. 37 00:02:55,133 --> 00:02:56,842 Seven fifteen. 38 00:02:57,010 --> 00:03:01,096 "Oh, no. I fell down." 39 00:03:04,267 --> 00:03:07,728 - First shower. - You had it yesterday. 40 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:10,647 Fuck! 41 00:03:13,318 --> 00:03:14,359 Shit. 42 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:21,950 - Electric. - Yeah. 43 00:03:23,161 --> 00:03:24,244 Coming through. 44 00:03:29,542 --> 00:03:31,376 Electric. 45 00:03:31,544 --> 00:03:33,420 - Electric. - Electric. 46 00:03:33,588 --> 00:03:36,506 No, you got a Happy Meal on the front of that shirt. 47 00:03:36,674 --> 00:03:38,342 Field trip. Need Dad's signature. 48 00:03:38,509 --> 00:03:40,636 - Okay. - Arms up. 49 00:03:44,307 --> 00:03:47,017 - Deb, that's getting really good. - Who's got the phone? 50 00:03:47,185 --> 00:03:48,852 - I got it. - Any minutes left? 51 00:03:49,020 --> 00:03:50,979 Uh, fourteen. 52 00:03:52,482 --> 00:03:54,399 Hey, I need something for show-and-tell. 53 00:03:54,567 --> 00:03:57,236 - How much are we short? - Eighteen dollars, thirty cents. 54 00:03:57,403 --> 00:04:00,405 I'm tutoring after school. Should be able to kick in 10 more. 55 00:04:00,573 --> 00:04:03,075 Wait, did Carl put in any? 56 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:06,328 You're almost 9, you're gonna have to start pulling your weight. 57 00:04:06,496 --> 00:04:10,874 And get a real job, not just dipping into the collection plate at St. Tim's. 58 00:04:11,042 --> 00:04:13,293 I'm filling in for Candi. I can cover the rest. 59 00:04:13,503 --> 00:04:15,254 - Extra kraut on mine. - Cheese on mine. 60 00:04:15,421 --> 00:04:18,757 - Somebody's gotta take Liam. - Uh, I got a calculus test. 61 00:04:19,300 --> 00:04:20,550 I'm working after school. 62 00:04:23,888 --> 00:04:25,764 Show-and-tell? 63 00:04:26,766 --> 00:04:30,018 Show them the birthmark on his back. It looks like Latvia. 64 00:04:40,238 --> 00:04:42,906 Hey, that's my fucking bike! 65 00:04:59,257 --> 00:05:01,633 - No Candi again? - Bobby's got a bail hearing. 66 00:05:01,801 --> 00:05:04,636 That kid's gonna be the death of her. What is it this time? 67 00:05:04,804 --> 00:05:07,139 Tried tagging a cop car with the cop still in it. 68 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:09,474 - What? - Who's got the jumbo dog? 69 00:05:09,642 --> 00:05:11,268 How'd you know? 70 00:05:11,436 --> 00:05:13,687 X-ray vision. 71 00:05:14,731 --> 00:05:16,898 Hey, would you tap that ass? 72 00:05:17,066 --> 00:05:21,695 Once, if I double bagged it. Project girls don't abort. 73 00:05:41,507 --> 00:05:44,134 Hi. I'm here to help Karen study for her midterm. 74 00:05:45,219 --> 00:05:47,054 Okay. 75 00:05:47,221 --> 00:05:49,181 You'll have to take your shoes off. 76 00:05:50,141 --> 00:05:53,852 - What? - I'll get you a plastic bag. 77 00:06:00,902 --> 00:06:02,611 Here you go. 78 00:06:03,112 --> 00:06:06,406 She's got this thing about people bringing dirt in the house. 79 00:06:06,741 --> 00:06:09,826 - Melissomophobia. - Oh, right. 80 00:06:09,994 --> 00:06:12,996 - I like that with the candle. - Yeah. 81 00:06:13,164 --> 00:06:19,127 Okay, so if you remember it like this, the formula's completely visible. 82 00:06:19,504 --> 00:06:23,799 Okay. Midget naked witch is bending over... 83 00:06:23,966 --> 00:06:28,345 ...and she's crying because she lost one ear and she can't find it. 84 00:06:30,556 --> 00:06:32,140 How do you know all this? 85 00:06:32,308 --> 00:06:34,976 Just something I like to fool around with. 86 00:06:35,144 --> 00:06:36,269 Like a hobby? 87 00:06:37,146 --> 00:06:38,688 No, more like a plan. 88 00:06:39,148 --> 00:06:40,649 - Physics? - Yeah, yeah. 89 00:06:40,817 --> 00:06:43,693 Have you done Newton's first? I've got a great one for that. 90 00:06:43,861 --> 00:06:46,321 Everybody continues... 91 00:06:46,489 --> 00:06:52,828 ...in a state of rest or uniform motion... 92 00:06:52,995 --> 00:06:58,208 ...unless acted upon by an external force. 93 00:07:00,962 --> 00:07:03,422 Uh, hang on. Karen, I'm... 94 00:07:06,175 --> 00:07:08,718 I'm still gonna have to charge you for this. 95 00:07:09,053 --> 00:07:10,512 Charge me? 96 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:13,306 Yeah, this isn't charity. I get paid for tutoring. 97 00:07:14,183 --> 00:07:18,061 I know. Science just turns me on. 98 00:07:20,815 --> 00:07:22,482 Okay. 99 00:07:41,502 --> 00:07:42,961 Jesus. 100 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:52,262 - Lip, you in there? Lip? - Yup. 101 00:07:52,430 --> 00:07:54,681 - Can I borrow your deodorant? - I'm using Ian's. 102 00:07:54,849 --> 00:07:57,684 If I stick this in the wash before I go, keep an eye on it? 103 00:07:57,852 --> 00:07:59,728 - Do it tomorrow. - It stinks in here. 104 00:07:59,896 --> 00:08:01,480 Sorry, there's a shirt I need. 105 00:08:01,647 --> 00:08:04,566 Fiona. We need to go if we're gonna get a ride to the club. 106 00:08:04,734 --> 00:08:07,235 - Five minutes. - Look at me. 107 00:08:07,403 --> 00:08:08,945 This has gotta go back tomorrow. 108 00:08:09,113 --> 00:08:11,615 - I'll put it back on later. I have a tag gun. - What? 109 00:08:11,782 --> 00:08:13,783 From when I worked at T.J. Maxx. Let's go. 110 00:08:13,951 --> 00:08:15,494 Hot dogs downstairs. Nachos too. 111 00:08:15,661 --> 00:08:17,996 - Have fun. - Bye, lovely. 112 00:08:48,694 --> 00:08:50,820 Hey, Veronica. 113 00:08:56,410 --> 00:08:59,120 - Hey. - Hey. 114 00:09:03,876 --> 00:09:05,377 She won't ever get enough 115 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:07,170 Once she gets a little touch 116 00:09:07,338 --> 00:09:10,465 If I had it my way You know that I'd make her say 117 00:09:10,716 --> 00:09:16,930 Ooh 118 00:09:18,641 --> 00:09:21,560 I said no more sailors And no more soldiers 119 00:09:21,727 --> 00:09:25,438 With your name in a heart Tattooed upon their shoulders 120 00:09:25,606 --> 00:09:28,483 Kisses like whiskey It gets me drunk 121 00:09:29,151 --> 00:09:30,277 Hi. 122 00:09:30,444 --> 00:09:32,404 - In the morning With the taste of your tongue 123 00:09:33,030 --> 00:09:35,574 In the back of the car On the way to the bar 124 00:09:35,741 --> 00:09:39,953 My purse! Fuck! My purse. That bastard took my purse. 125 00:09:46,627 --> 00:09:50,005 She won't ever get enough Once she gets a little touch 126 00:09:51,048 --> 00:09:54,217 Shit. Hey! Hey! 127 00:09:54,385 --> 00:09:56,511 Asshole! 128 00:09:58,097 --> 00:10:00,473 Ah! Sorry. 129 00:10:00,641 --> 00:10:02,642 That was fucking incredible. 130 00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:06,688 Truly, honestly, one of the most heroic things I've ever seen. Did you see him? 131 00:10:06,856 --> 00:10:09,816 - Yeah. - Stupid, but, man, heroic. 132 00:10:09,984 --> 00:10:11,985 Steve. My name is Steve. 133 00:10:12,153 --> 00:10:15,697 Uh, I was gonna offer to buy you a drink anyway. 134 00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:17,907 Oh. She'll take a drink. 135 00:10:19,493 --> 00:10:22,370 - Hey, where do you think you're going? - Are you serious? 136 00:10:22,538 --> 00:10:24,914 - Where's his stamp? - Can you believe this joker? 137 00:10:25,082 --> 00:10:27,584 If you were doing your job, he wouldn't have had to. 138 00:10:27,752 --> 00:10:30,462 - No stamp, no re-entry. - Is he for real? 139 00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:33,381 Fat prick. 140 00:10:34,008 --> 00:10:36,092 - Fine. You're all barred. - For what? 141 00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:38,219 - Drugs. - What? 142 00:10:38,387 --> 00:10:40,430 He probably let him get away, he knows him. 143 00:10:40,598 --> 00:10:42,932 - Shut up, skank. - Watch your mouth. 144 00:10:43,100 --> 00:10:47,062 - Or you're gonna do what? - Okay, forget it. Please, forget it. 145 00:10:47,229 --> 00:10:51,441 Okay, come on. Let's get a cab. Thank you. Come on. 146 00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:03,203 Oh, shit! 147 00:11:06,916 --> 00:11:09,125 Hey, watch it! 148 00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:11,252 Hey, fucker! 149 00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:15,507 You motherfucker! 150 00:11:31,774 --> 00:11:33,024 Got a hummer today. 151 00:11:34,985 --> 00:11:36,653 What's the law on sex with pets? 152 00:11:37,947 --> 00:11:39,364 From Karen Jackson. 153 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,117 - No way. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 154 00:11:42,284 --> 00:11:45,286 She got a C in physics, needed a B. 155 00:11:48,165 --> 00:11:51,459 Yeah, you wouldn't have waited this long to tell me. 156 00:11:51,877 --> 00:11:53,002 Oh, five hours. 157 00:11:53,170 --> 00:11:56,840 - Okay, you're full of shit. - Fuck you. 158 00:11:59,677 --> 00:12:01,219 You ever have a knob-job? 159 00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:05,807 - Once or twice. - Ah. Wow. 160 00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:09,686 I didn't hear you rushing to tell me. 161 00:12:09,854 --> 00:12:11,646 Yeah, well... 162 00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:17,360 I mean, I thought we tell each other everything. 163 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,492 Unless... 164 00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:32,208 ...you got sucked off by a guy. 165 00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,297 For instance. 166 00:12:37,506 --> 00:12:40,925 No way, Lake Forest? Lake Forest is not Chicago. 167 00:12:43,053 --> 00:12:44,387 I'm not kidding, Steve. 168 00:12:44,555 --> 00:12:48,141 You are dead if he ever lays eyes on you. And I mean dead. 169 00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:52,353 I nearly peed myself when you hit him. Well, I did a little. 170 00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:55,607 - Hey. - Hi. 171 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,025 How many of you live here? 172 00:12:57,193 --> 00:13:00,111 Not me, I'm one down. But the guy next door died in March... 173 00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:02,614 ...which technically makes us next-door neighbors. 174 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,240 - You're a nurse? - Used to be. 175 00:13:04,408 --> 00:13:05,492 Lying bitch. 176 00:13:05,659 --> 00:13:07,494 She worked housekeeping at Cook County. 177 00:13:07,661 --> 00:13:09,454 - Bedpans and shit sheets. - Fine... 178 00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:12,081 ...but I was offered a place in the nursing school. 179 00:13:12,249 --> 00:13:13,917 Fine, but it never happened. 180 00:13:14,084 --> 00:13:16,878 They fired her for selling medical supplies on eBay. 181 00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:19,047 - Shut up. We don't even know him. - Steve. 182 00:13:19,673 --> 00:13:22,050 - Carl. - Lip. 183 00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:24,552 - Debbie. - How you doing, Debbie? 184 00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:27,430 - Nice watch. - Thanks. Panerai. 185 00:13:27,598 --> 00:13:29,766 What'd that set you back about, six bills? 186 00:13:31,143 --> 00:13:34,354 - Plus Ian. - Hey. 187 00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:38,775 - Hey, Debbie, why do they call him Lip? - His real name's Phillip. 188 00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:42,612 Yo, Veronica. You got my keys? 189 00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:45,698 - What's going on here? - This is Steve. 190 00:13:45,866 --> 00:13:48,326 Decked the bouncer at Purgatory to defend my honor. 191 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:50,829 - My honor. - Yeah? Which bouncer? 192 00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:53,331 Jimmy Clifton. 193 00:13:53,707 --> 00:13:57,502 Jimmy Cl...? Well, Jesus, man, put it there. Respect. 194 00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:59,963 Guy just stands there. Doesn't really do any... 195 00:14:00,130 --> 00:14:04,300 Yeah, you'll be his third conviction. Third or fourth. Fourth, yeah. 196 00:14:04,468 --> 00:14:05,802 After that much practice... 197 00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:08,805 ...you'd think the man would have manslaughter down by now. 198 00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:11,432 No more fuck-ups like leaving his dad breathing. 199 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:13,017 - His dad? - Yeah. 200 00:14:13,185 --> 00:14:17,772 Five years over an '87 Monte Carlo with 200,000 miles on the odometer. 201 00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:19,816 A fucking Monte Carlo. 202 00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:22,902 - Okay, time for bed. Up the wooden hill. - It's not even midnight. 203 00:14:23,070 --> 00:14:24,279 - Oh, man. - Come on, go. 204 00:14:24,446 --> 00:14:25,530 - Already? - Shut up. 205 00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:28,324 Move, move, move. Come on. 206 00:14:28,492 --> 00:14:33,538 Yeah, let me just take one last look at you while you're still alive. Ha-ha! 207 00:14:33,747 --> 00:14:34,998 Here. 208 00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:44,591 - What, that's his? - Yeah. Well, company car. 209 00:14:44,758 --> 00:14:46,843 What kind of company? 210 00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:48,344 Internet startup. 211 00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:53,016 Earning what? 212 00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:54,642 A couple mil a year. 213 00:14:55,269 --> 00:14:56,644 High school dropout. 214 00:14:56,812 --> 00:14:59,439 Got a job as a janitor in this small tech firm... 215 00:14:59,648 --> 00:15:03,484 ...within a year, he owned it. Made his first billion by 20. 216 00:15:03,652 --> 00:15:06,154 Two jets, controlling interest in the Red Wings... 217 00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:11,075 ...10,000 employees kissing his ass. "Yes, boss. No, boss." 218 00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:14,203 Why shouldn't he ride around in style? 219 00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:21,419 Oh, you just made that up. 220 00:15:22,838 --> 00:15:24,881 What...? Why do you do that? 221 00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:27,717 - Your face. - How is that funny? It's not even funny. 222 00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:31,179 How the fuck would I know how much he earns, you twisted dumb prick? 223 00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:35,058 - I'm not a dumb prick. - Kevin, I just met the guy an hour ago. 224 00:15:35,225 --> 00:15:36,476 Take back "dumb prick." 225 00:15:36,685 --> 00:15:39,854 Hi, nice to meet you, I'm Veronica. What's your pre-tax income? 226 00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:43,232 You sure didn't mind watching him take his shirt off now, did you? 227 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:46,319 Not one bit. In fact, if you hadn't walked in... 228 00:15:46,487 --> 00:15:49,697 ...Fiona and I were gonna knock him down and tag-team him. 229 00:15:49,865 --> 00:15:52,617 Now I guess I'm stuck with you. 230 00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:54,661 Hold on. 231 00:15:54,828 --> 00:15:56,537 The Fiona tag team, is that an option? 232 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:01,209 Because, you know, you could throw that... 233 00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:04,420 - Anytime you like it too. - I'll do it, all right. 234 00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:14,389 All quiet up the wooden hill? 235 00:16:15,265 --> 00:16:17,225 As quiet as it ever gets. 236 00:16:17,851 --> 00:16:20,478 Straight answer, if I hadn't busted my skull for you... 237 00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:22,438 ...would you have looked at me twice? 238 00:16:22,606 --> 00:16:24,232 Who's saying that I looked twice? 239 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,734 Oh, you did, then? 240 00:16:31,573 --> 00:16:33,616 - What? - We can't. 241 00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:41,332 Ninety percent of the world's problems... 242 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:44,043 ...are caused by tiny words that come in pairs. 243 00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:48,464 I mean, we're healthy and we're happy, but when people ask, we say: 244 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,800 "Not bad." 245 00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:55,596 You know, the first time that I saw you dancing... 246 00:16:55,764 --> 00:17:01,978 ...about a month back at Crobar, I was desperate to buy you a drink. 247 00:17:02,813 --> 00:17:05,523 You know, normally I'm shy, so I told myself: 248 00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:12,238 "I can't. She won't. We wouldn't." 249 00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:15,950 And then tonight, I see you there again. 250 00:17:16,201 --> 00:17:20,580 All the indications being that I'm getting a second chance... 251 00:17:20,789 --> 00:17:22,832 ...to make a good impression. 252 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:26,627 Tell me to stop and I'll stop. 253 00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:39,849 Slower, slower, slower. 254 00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:41,517 Slower. 255 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:50,026 Slower. Slower. 256 00:18:27,314 --> 00:18:31,442 - Ah! Ow, ow, ow! - Almost. Almost. 257 00:18:35,030 --> 00:18:37,949 - Fiona? - Shit, shit, shit. 258 00:18:39,576 --> 00:18:42,620 - Fiona. - Fuck. 259 00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:45,123 Shit. 260 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,543 Fiona, are you home? 261 00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:57,385 Is Fiona in? 262 00:18:58,262 --> 00:19:00,304 She's upstairs. 263 00:19:01,181 --> 00:19:02,557 Ahem. 264 00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:06,686 I'll go get her. 265 00:19:09,731 --> 00:19:12,692 - Oh! - Yeah, cops looking for you. 266 00:19:12,901 --> 00:19:14,986 Stay here. 267 00:19:20,659 --> 00:19:22,702 Liam. Liam. 268 00:19:22,911 --> 00:19:26,539 You... You think you can't be... 269 00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:31,919 You think little guys can't be fucking faulting you... 270 00:19:32,087 --> 00:19:34,881 I wouldn't put him near a carpet till his pants dry a bit. 271 00:19:35,048 --> 00:19:36,424 - Thanks, Tony. - Nice. 272 00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:38,509 See you, Fiona. 273 00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:42,430 Who the hell is that? 274 00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:46,267 My dad. 275 00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:56,652 You just leave him there all night? 276 00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:59,447 He's never there when I get up. 277 00:20:03,327 --> 00:20:06,787 So who's the little guy? Liam? 278 00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:10,583 Liam's my brother. 279 00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:25,681 Fuck. 280 00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:10,559 Rita. 281 00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:15,648 Anne's school called, she's sick. Everything up to 204 is clean. 282 00:21:15,816 --> 00:21:18,401 - I should be back in a couple hours. - Raul won't care? 283 00:21:18,568 --> 00:21:21,195 He smoked his lunch again. He won't even know. 284 00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:23,698 I'm making tamales tonight. I'll drop off a dozen. 285 00:21:23,865 --> 00:21:24,907 Okay. 286 00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:29,036 - And take all the toilet paper you need. - Okay. 287 00:21:29,621 --> 00:21:34,792 You ready, big man? Let's do it. Come on, here we go. 288 00:21:41,425 --> 00:21:45,970 Kevin, did you miss me, dear? A beer and a bump, and... 289 00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:48,848 Billy, you having one? Have one. 290 00:21:50,642 --> 00:21:52,476 Go away, Frank. 291 00:21:52,644 --> 00:21:56,564 A pen, Mr. Beerkeep. It is disability day. 292 00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:58,816 Disability people haven't caught up with you yet? 293 00:21:58,984 --> 00:22:02,862 I thought they had some guy following you around with a camera. 294 00:22:03,071 --> 00:22:06,073 They can follow me around all they want to... 295 00:22:06,241 --> 00:22:11,078 ...but they have to actually catch me doing something. 296 00:22:14,082 --> 00:22:17,585 - What's with the crowd? - Layoff at the Chrysler plant. 297 00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:20,921 You see? That's the problem with working. 298 00:22:21,089 --> 00:22:25,009 Too much instability. Stress. 299 00:22:29,431 --> 00:22:30,890 What the fuck is this? 300 00:22:31,099 --> 00:22:33,893 What's left, after I settled out last month's bar tab. 301 00:22:34,061 --> 00:22:35,436 Ohh... 302 00:22:36,146 --> 00:22:38,689 Better start a new one, then. Oh! 303 00:22:39,107 --> 00:22:41,942 And a round for all my friends from the UAW. 304 00:22:42,110 --> 00:22:43,194 Yeah. 305 00:22:45,113 --> 00:22:47,198 Wow, really? 306 00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:48,616 Fuck, no. 307 00:23:11,306 --> 00:23:12,932 Hi. 308 00:23:13,975 --> 00:23:16,227 Wondering what your schedule's like on Friday. 309 00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:20,272 Uh, I've got a party. 310 00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:22,775 - Want a chaperone? - You're not eligible. 311 00:23:22,943 --> 00:23:24,360 Right. Chick thing? 312 00:23:26,530 --> 00:23:30,199 - You're not that desperate. - Wanting to see you again's desperate? 313 00:23:30,367 --> 00:23:32,868 No, feeling like you have to, that's desperate. 314 00:23:33,036 --> 00:23:35,204 Come on. You can get laid anywhere. 315 00:23:35,914 --> 00:23:39,708 - Oh, so I'm only here for a fuck? - Never crossed your mind? 316 00:23:40,168 --> 00:23:42,586 Just when you think you've collared your dream girl... 317 00:23:42,754 --> 00:23:46,173 ...her incontinent, alcoholic father appears, wrecks everything... 318 00:23:46,341 --> 00:23:47,550 ...and she's blaming you? 319 00:23:47,717 --> 00:23:51,804 Your dream girl? We had drunken sex on my kitchen floor. 320 00:23:51,972 --> 00:23:55,099 Quit pretending you don't even know me. You weren't that drunk. 321 00:23:56,226 --> 00:23:59,437 - Hey, it's Phillip. - Hey, it's dead man walking. 322 00:23:59,604 --> 00:24:01,355 Jimmy Clifton called today looking for you. 323 00:24:01,523 --> 00:24:03,941 - No school? - Nah, I got some teeth pulled today. 324 00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:05,693 - Wisdom teeth? - Sugar rot. 325 00:24:05,861 --> 00:24:09,029 Ah. Little-known fact: Don't just chew your food on one side. 326 00:24:09,197 --> 00:24:12,366 It can buckle your jaw which will buckle your hips and affect your posture. 327 00:24:12,534 --> 00:24:13,701 - That's a fact? - Skeletal fact. 328 00:24:13,869 --> 00:24:15,244 Lip. 329 00:24:15,412 --> 00:24:16,495 Fuck off. 330 00:24:16,705 --> 00:24:19,874 Hey, talk out of your ass with that much conviction... 331 00:24:20,041 --> 00:24:25,379 ...you end up needing a much bigger toothbrush. That's an anal fact. 332 00:24:30,218 --> 00:24:34,763 Listen, thank you for trying to get my purse back and stuff. 333 00:24:35,265 --> 00:24:37,558 - Stuff? - I'm not looking. 334 00:24:37,976 --> 00:24:40,227 Not right now. 335 00:24:43,064 --> 00:24:47,443 Okay. Is it all right if I leave my number for when you might be? 336 00:24:50,739 --> 00:24:51,739 - Relax, okay? - No. 337 00:24:51,907 --> 00:24:55,159 - No, no, no. You're gonna like it. - What am I even gonna say? 338 00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:57,745 You just gotta keep talking about science. 339 00:24:57,913 --> 00:24:59,663 I don't know anything about science. 340 00:24:59,831 --> 00:25:02,791 Okay, so just read from the table of elements. 341 00:25:02,959 --> 00:25:05,753 Cerium, erbium, praseodymium. 342 00:25:12,385 --> 00:25:14,386 - Mrs. Jackson. - Ohh! 343 00:25:14,554 --> 00:25:19,892 Karen is thrilled with you. She got an A on her physics midterm. 344 00:25:20,060 --> 00:25:23,812 Karen. Honey, your little helper is here. 345 00:25:23,980 --> 00:25:26,190 - This is my brother, Ian. - Um... 346 00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:29,735 I'm out of plastic bags. Why don't you leave your shoes out here... 347 00:25:29,903 --> 00:25:32,112 ...where they can breathe? - Sure. 348 00:25:35,408 --> 00:25:40,538 Erbium, cerium, praseodymium, magnesium... 349 00:25:40,705 --> 00:25:44,750 You kids want some homemade lime chicken chimichangas? 350 00:25:44,918 --> 00:25:47,586 - No, thanks, Sheila. I think we're fine. - No? All right. 351 00:25:48,296 --> 00:25:52,800 Praseodymium, uh, magnesium, sulfur... 352 00:25:52,968 --> 00:25:55,803 All right. I'm off to work. 353 00:25:56,471 --> 00:25:58,180 Oh, hey, fellas. 354 00:25:58,348 --> 00:26:00,015 Where's Karen? 355 00:26:00,183 --> 00:26:01,225 Her room, I think. 356 00:26:01,393 --> 00:26:05,062 Google Earth for a GPS reference on where Isaac Newton was born. 357 00:26:06,439 --> 00:26:09,191 Guess what I made for your lunch. 358 00:26:09,442 --> 00:26:12,903 - Cornish game hen with Asian pear? - No. 359 00:26:13,071 --> 00:26:17,449 - Wild salmon with baby carrots? - No. 360 00:26:17,659 --> 00:26:20,619 Kiss and I'll tell. 361 00:26:21,496 --> 00:26:24,498 I'll find out what I got when I open the damn box, all right? 362 00:26:41,975 --> 00:26:45,853 I'm late, Karen, honey. I guess I'll see you in the morning. 363 00:26:49,608 --> 00:26:51,775 What's she hiding for? 364 00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:56,572 What are you hiding for? 365 00:26:58,867 --> 00:27:00,117 Oh, sweet Jesus. 366 00:27:06,916 --> 00:27:08,876 No! 367 00:27:24,392 --> 00:27:27,144 It's just a study group. 368 00:27:27,312 --> 00:27:29,897 Oh, honey. 369 00:27:30,398 --> 00:27:31,523 He caught Lip. 370 00:27:36,154 --> 00:27:39,490 The further you run, the more I will kill you! 371 00:27:52,253 --> 00:27:54,046 Really? An old lady on the train? 372 00:27:54,214 --> 00:27:56,590 Oh, yeah, the doors were closing on her walker. 373 00:27:56,758 --> 00:27:58,509 Lip barely got his foot in in time to stop... 374 00:27:58,677 --> 00:28:00,177 Ow! Jesus, Fiona. 375 00:28:00,345 --> 00:28:02,680 I can't remember whether that's good or bad. 376 00:28:02,847 --> 00:28:05,641 More likely you jumped the turnstiles and he twisted it... 377 00:28:05,809 --> 00:28:09,228 ...trying to outrun the transit cops. - No. Always elevate extremities. 378 00:28:09,437 --> 00:28:11,480 Move before you give him a fucking embolism. 379 00:28:11,648 --> 00:28:13,649 - You okay, Lip? - Please, don't touch it. 380 00:28:13,817 --> 00:28:16,026 Okay. Wiggle your toes. 381 00:28:17,404 --> 00:28:19,655 Go to my house, top of the freezer. Two ice packs. 382 00:28:19,823 --> 00:28:23,701 Second cupboard above the sink, liquid ibuprofen, freeze spray, Ace bandages. 383 00:28:23,868 --> 00:28:25,077 Should we get it x-rayed? 384 00:28:25,245 --> 00:28:28,580 No, you'll be in the ER forever. For what? "Sub-metatarsal hematoma." 385 00:28:28,748 --> 00:28:31,291 Tell us something we didn't know five hours ago. 386 00:28:31,459 --> 00:28:33,127 - My bedroom, top of the TV. - Yeah? 387 00:28:33,294 --> 00:28:35,462 Pack of smokes and the lighter. Okay. 388 00:28:36,965 --> 00:28:41,593 - Shit. I'm not here. I'm not here. - You don't know us, Fiona. 389 00:28:41,761 --> 00:28:46,014 Oh, what have you done? What have you done? 390 00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:57,609 Can I get it through here or is it better around the back? 391 00:28:58,027 --> 00:28:59,194 Samsung washer. 392 00:29:00,113 --> 00:29:01,905 It's not me. 393 00:29:02,073 --> 00:29:05,451 - Gallagher, number 2119? - Yeah, but that's not ours. 394 00:29:05,618 --> 00:29:08,579 Well, it's paid for. You want me to hook it up or not? 395 00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:26,430 Where you going with those? 396 00:29:28,183 --> 00:29:31,518 - Veronica wants them. - Well, give me one. 397 00:29:58,046 --> 00:30:00,547 Oh, oh Everybody say oh, oh 398 00:30:04,385 --> 00:30:10,432 Got it? Okay. Ice and Advil. And keep your weight off of it. 399 00:30:11,351 --> 00:30:15,062 - I thought you were broke. - That's what I said. 400 00:30:15,438 --> 00:30:16,980 These were in the washer. 401 00:30:19,108 --> 00:30:22,110 - "Steve"? No. - Yeah. Uh-huh. 402 00:30:22,278 --> 00:30:25,113 - Who's Steve? - The other night. 403 00:30:25,281 --> 00:30:28,200 - No. - I know. 404 00:30:32,789 --> 00:30:37,292 Fifteen years. Fifteen years. I've done everything in my control. 405 00:30:37,460 --> 00:30:41,296 What did I say? What did I tell you? Sow and thou shall reap. 406 00:30:41,464 --> 00:30:43,924 She didn't reap this from me, I'll tell you that. 407 00:30:44,092 --> 00:30:47,261 Reap what? What are you reaping now? 408 00:30:47,428 --> 00:30:52,599 Eddie, Eddie, Eddie. Whatever it is, I'll try. I'll really try. 409 00:30:52,767 --> 00:30:57,479 Mom, don't beg him. If he can do this, then the bastard's not worth it! 410 00:30:57,647 --> 00:31:00,315 Hey, you honor thy father. 411 00:31:00,483 --> 00:31:01,775 Get fucked! 412 00:31:01,943 --> 00:31:04,862 Don't try blaming me for this. 413 00:31:05,405 --> 00:31:07,823 You're your own worst enemy, you two. 414 00:31:07,991 --> 00:31:13,370 They say bad things happen in three. They don't. Twos. You two. 415 00:31:14,622 --> 00:31:16,957 Insane. 416 00:31:27,051 --> 00:31:29,136 - Hello? - How much you pay for it? 417 00:31:29,304 --> 00:31:31,471 I'm not telling you that. It's a gift. 418 00:31:31,639 --> 00:31:34,474 So you'd remember the phone number, which obviously worked. 419 00:31:34,642 --> 00:31:36,852 Your washer's in the yard. We don't need it. 420 00:31:37,020 --> 00:31:39,605 So you gotta come pick it up before it starts rusting. 421 00:31:39,772 --> 00:31:40,814 Oh, is it? 422 00:31:42,275 --> 00:31:43,692 No. 423 00:31:43,860 --> 00:31:45,027 Did the guy connect it? 424 00:31:46,821 --> 00:31:48,363 Yes. 425 00:31:48,531 --> 00:31:50,991 - It's working okay? - It's not my favorite color. 426 00:31:51,492 --> 00:31:53,493 Oh, so you've tried it. 427 00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:10,844 Let me smell your breath. 428 00:32:12,347 --> 00:32:13,388 - Pork rinds? - No. 429 00:32:13,973 --> 00:32:15,223 - Those are mine. - See? 430 00:32:15,391 --> 00:32:17,559 And since when do pork rinds come from a pig? 431 00:32:17,727 --> 00:32:20,854 Ian, I sign your check. What's bad for him is really bad for you. 432 00:32:21,022 --> 00:32:22,814 If you start lying for him... 433 00:32:22,982 --> 00:32:25,984 They're just corn chips with fake hair. Fake corn, even. 434 00:32:26,194 --> 00:32:29,154 Get yourself to that mosque so your dad stops blaming me... 435 00:32:29,322 --> 00:32:32,491 ...for the fact that we're going to hell, and talk to your mother. 436 00:32:32,700 --> 00:32:35,410 She won't talk to me. I can't force her to take her meds. 437 00:32:35,578 --> 00:32:38,205 I don't want the cops dragging me out of bed at 4 a. M... 438 00:32:38,373 --> 00:32:41,291 ...because she's yelling that the CIA is stealing her trash. 439 00:32:41,459 --> 00:32:42,918 But that happened, didn't it? 440 00:32:44,337 --> 00:32:46,338 Once, four years ago, yes. 441 00:32:46,506 --> 00:32:50,092 But now she's locked in the basement making a helmet out of tinfoil. 442 00:32:50,259 --> 00:32:53,929 Enough's enough. Boys, let's go. Get in the car. I have to take the boys... 443 00:32:54,097 --> 00:32:57,307 ...to Cub Scouts at the mosque before all the carpets are taken. 444 00:32:57,475 --> 00:32:59,977 She's your mother, get her to take her Thorazine. 445 00:33:00,144 --> 00:33:03,563 No. Boys, no candy. Come on, let's go. We're gonna be late. Go, go, go. 446 00:33:03,731 --> 00:33:04,773 No more. 447 00:33:06,234 --> 00:33:08,485 Come. We're gonna be late. Hurry up. 448 00:33:41,936 --> 00:33:47,024 Just tell me you didn't go and get some girl pregnant. 449 00:33:47,483 --> 00:33:49,443 No worries. 450 00:33:50,778 --> 00:33:52,612 He hates me. 451 00:33:53,364 --> 00:33:56,533 You just look more like Mom than any of the rest of us. 452 00:33:56,701 --> 00:33:57,826 You probably scare him. 453 00:33:58,453 --> 00:34:00,245 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 454 00:34:00,413 --> 00:34:01,663 He ain't seen nothing yet. 455 00:34:03,916 --> 00:34:06,877 - He give you money for the field trip? - I'll pay my own way. 456 00:34:08,337 --> 00:34:10,297 No, you won't. 457 00:34:25,980 --> 00:34:29,107 You must get sick of having to think for everybody. 458 00:34:29,358 --> 00:34:32,861 At least I can. Proves I'm wanted. 459 00:34:34,530 --> 00:34:36,323 Jesus, Fiona. 460 00:34:36,491 --> 00:34:40,827 If all you want is to be needed, then congratulations. 461 00:34:40,995 --> 00:34:44,664 You got yourself a job for life with this joker. 462 00:35:09,398 --> 00:35:12,484 Hey, get up. 463 00:35:14,070 --> 00:35:16,863 Dad, get up. 464 00:35:17,073 --> 00:35:18,990 Get up! 465 00:35:38,511 --> 00:35:40,929 "Good job, Fiona. 466 00:35:41,180 --> 00:35:44,015 I don't know how I could do this without you. 467 00:35:44,183 --> 00:35:46,893 Thanks for all your hard work." 468 00:35:50,189 --> 00:35:52,399 You're welcome, Dad. 469 00:35:54,902 --> 00:35:55,986 My pleasure. 470 00:36:34,275 --> 00:36:36,568 Good night, Daddy. 471 00:36:50,082 --> 00:36:51,208 Hello? 472 00:36:51,375 --> 00:36:53,501 If that wasn't bullshit, what was I wearing? 473 00:36:53,669 --> 00:36:55,754 First time you saw me, if that wasn't a lie. 474 00:36:57,215 --> 00:37:01,509 Black top with gold trim, black shiny jeans... 475 00:37:01,677 --> 00:37:04,387 ...thin shoes, straps. 476 00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:07,474 Sandals. 477 00:37:07,642 --> 00:37:09,893 With your hair pinned high. 478 00:37:11,604 --> 00:37:14,189 Dangly gold earrings that made me smile. 479 00:37:17,985 --> 00:37:20,820 A big watch, too big... 480 00:37:20,988 --> 00:37:23,365 ...so it slid up your arm, but it looked great. 481 00:37:23,824 --> 00:37:29,996 And you were dancing next to a red-haired girl in a green dress. 482 00:37:36,671 --> 00:37:39,756 Yeah, yeah, yeah, Jenna. It was Jenna's birthday. 483 00:37:39,924 --> 00:37:43,760 So you were watching her, who's a lot better looking than me. 484 00:37:44,387 --> 00:37:48,098 - You think so? Really? - How come you're not stalking Jenna? 485 00:37:48,266 --> 00:37:51,101 Because you think like that and Jenna doesn't. 486 00:37:51,269 --> 00:37:52,686 Jenna dances for an audience. 487 00:37:52,853 --> 00:37:55,855 You dance like there's no one else in the room. 488 00:37:57,775 --> 00:37:59,317 Your life's not simple, Fiona... 489 00:37:59,527 --> 00:38:02,445 ...and you can't stop it from showing because you're no fake. 490 00:38:02,613 --> 00:38:05,031 You're not lost. You don't need finding. 491 00:38:05,533 --> 00:38:08,159 This whole city belongs to the Jennas, I'm sick of them. 492 00:38:08,619 --> 00:38:11,705 I swear, Fiona, you're nothing like anyone I've ever met. 493 00:38:11,872 --> 00:38:16,042 You make me want to enjoy my life again. 494 00:38:17,086 --> 00:38:19,045 Are you there? 495 00:38:21,549 --> 00:38:23,550 Fiona? 496 00:39:44,131 --> 00:39:46,216 Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. 497 00:39:46,509 --> 00:39:48,843 What have I ever done to anybody, never mind you... 498 00:39:49,011 --> 00:39:51,304 ...that made me look unreliable? Unreliable? 499 00:39:51,472 --> 00:39:53,807 People like you are used to getting your own way. 500 00:39:53,974 --> 00:39:56,476 And by "people like me" you mean people like what? 501 00:39:59,355 --> 00:40:04,025 Okay, wait. All right. Yes, no. All you gotta do is agree or disagree. 502 00:40:04,735 --> 00:40:06,820 "He thinks the sun shines out of his own ass." 503 00:40:07,488 --> 00:40:09,280 - Agree or disagree? - Agree. 504 00:40:09,990 --> 00:40:11,950 "He's overly generous and that bugs me." 505 00:40:13,869 --> 00:40:15,912 - Agree. - "Because I'm not used to get..." 506 00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:17,122 Actually, very agree. 507 00:40:17,289 --> 00:40:20,500 "Because I'm not used to getting spoiled." 508 00:40:20,668 --> 00:40:25,130 "Okay, so I lose respect for guys like Steve, because people unlike Steve... 509 00:40:25,297 --> 00:40:28,967 ...or people diametrically opposite to Steve have always let me down. 510 00:40:29,593 --> 00:40:32,595 So deciding he's overeducated and has more money than sense... 511 00:40:32,763 --> 00:40:35,682 ...is somehow more socially acceptable than asking myself, for instance: 512 00:40:35,850 --> 00:40:38,768 'Why do the men I always date treat me like shit?"' 513 00:40:40,855 --> 00:40:42,730 - Fuck you. - It's a question. 514 00:40:42,898 --> 00:40:44,649 Fuck you. 515 00:40:44,817 --> 00:40:46,818 Either-or. 516 00:40:49,864 --> 00:40:51,865 - Agree. - "He's had an easy life." 517 00:40:52,032 --> 00:40:53,616 - Definitely. - You prefer a guy... 518 00:40:53,784 --> 00:40:56,035 ...who's been around the block. - What if I do? 519 00:40:56,203 --> 00:40:59,247 Say, D-Block of a maximum-security prison? 520 00:40:59,415 --> 00:41:02,876 - If he knew how to have fun, sure. - Fiona, I can't help my upbringing. 521 00:41:03,043 --> 00:41:05,211 How come it's me having to apologize for mine? 522 00:41:05,379 --> 00:41:06,880 Who's asking you to? 523 00:41:07,465 --> 00:41:09,757 We finished here, guys? 524 00:41:09,925 --> 00:41:11,384 We're working on it. 525 00:41:13,512 --> 00:41:16,598 You wanna wait outside while I pay the bill? 526 00:41:17,641 --> 00:41:18,725 Sure. 527 00:41:23,022 --> 00:41:24,522 - He's on break? - Any second now. 528 00:41:24,732 --> 00:41:26,274 All right. 529 00:41:48,839 --> 00:41:50,965 - Good evening, sir. - Thanks. 530 00:42:09,276 --> 00:42:11,402 I don't buy and sell cars. 531 00:42:11,570 --> 00:42:15,823 I just sell them. But the cars I sell are mainly not mine. 532 00:42:20,788 --> 00:42:22,288 Still looking for fun, Fiona? 533 00:42:29,296 --> 00:42:30,964 Go. 534 00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:03,121 Mom, we have to wear our shoes. There's bits of glass on the floor. 535 00:43:05,165 --> 00:43:08,960 - Maybe Lip could use a drink. - Oh, yes. 536 00:43:09,128 --> 00:43:10,420 - Sorry, Lip. - It's okay. 537 00:43:10,588 --> 00:43:13,673 I'm a bit off today, aren't I, Karen? 538 00:43:13,841 --> 00:43:18,678 So vodka? I could do Sloe Comfortable Screws. 539 00:43:18,846 --> 00:43:23,141 Plenty of tequila. I think I'm out of lime. Definitely Gin Fizz. 540 00:43:23,350 --> 00:43:25,518 - Just a couple of Cokes, Mom. - And some beers? 541 00:43:25,686 --> 00:43:27,353 Beer is great, Sheila. Thanks. 542 00:43:35,279 --> 00:43:37,947 So, what if your dad comes back and sees me here? 543 00:43:38,115 --> 00:43:39,741 He won't. 544 00:43:39,908 --> 00:43:41,367 It's my fault? 545 00:43:41,535 --> 00:43:44,746 He's been looking for an excuse for months. 546 00:43:46,206 --> 00:43:48,291 What impression did you get from my brother? 547 00:43:48,459 --> 00:43:49,792 - Ian? - Yeah. 548 00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:51,210 Seems nice. 549 00:43:51,378 --> 00:43:54,505 Right, but did he pitch a tent? 550 00:43:55,090 --> 00:43:57,300 - Huh? - Did you make him hard? 551 00:43:59,678 --> 00:44:01,888 Ever try to play pool with a rope? 552 00:44:47,935 --> 00:44:50,103 Yo, Kash. 553 00:45:00,489 --> 00:45:02,699 Yo, Kash. 554 00:45:08,497 --> 00:45:11,874 All right, you stack the butter. I'll do the snacks. 555 00:45:15,045 --> 00:45:16,754 Oh, Jesus Christ, Lip. 556 00:45:16,964 --> 00:45:20,091 Yeah, sorry. Sorry, Kash. I just... 557 00:45:20,259 --> 00:45:23,761 - Thanks for the tools. - Anytime, as long as I get them back. 558 00:45:23,971 --> 00:45:25,638 Right. 559 00:45:32,396 --> 00:45:34,605 You must be joking. 560 00:45:36,692 --> 00:45:38,860 What, you're fucking him? 561 00:45:41,655 --> 00:45:43,698 Fuck. 562 00:46:09,308 --> 00:46:13,644 He bought them for you, didn't he? Those shoes. 563 00:46:14,313 --> 00:46:16,689 He's married. 564 00:46:17,191 --> 00:46:19,525 With kids. What else did he buy you, Ian? 565 00:46:20,194 --> 00:46:22,111 Stuff. 566 00:46:22,571 --> 00:46:24,071 Now and again. 567 00:46:25,032 --> 00:46:26,991 And you're happy with that? 568 00:46:27,159 --> 00:46:29,660 What's that make you, huh? 569 00:46:29,828 --> 00:46:32,038 - Fucking kept boy, at best. - Hey. 570 00:46:37,169 --> 00:46:40,713 Listen to me, stupid. You think you know everything, but you know shit. 571 00:46:40,881 --> 00:46:43,508 Ask me what I got him, huh? Ask me. 572 00:46:43,675 --> 00:46:45,760 CDs, dozens of CDs. 573 00:46:47,387 --> 00:46:49,722 Stuff he's never heard of, stuff he might like... 574 00:46:49,890 --> 00:46:52,058 ...because I want him to like the things I do. 575 00:46:52,226 --> 00:46:55,561 And Sox tickets for his birthday. So, what does that make you, Lip? 576 00:46:55,979 --> 00:46:58,397 It makes you wrong, you fucking smart asshole. 577 00:46:59,191 --> 00:47:02,735 Now, go back to Kash and promise him that you're not gonna tell anybody... 578 00:47:02,903 --> 00:47:06,572 ...because he's done nothing to be sorry for. Nothing. 579 00:47:18,418 --> 00:47:20,461 Fake Muslim... 580 00:47:20,963 --> 00:47:24,006 ...cheats on white fundamentalist wife with gutless gay boy. 581 00:47:26,385 --> 00:47:30,137 Says more about White Sox fans than it does for the rest of us. 582 00:47:40,232 --> 00:47:42,900 I think they're all asleep. 583 00:47:45,362 --> 00:47:46,696 Gotcha. 584 00:47:49,324 --> 00:47:53,995 - Who's been eating my porridge? - Hey, Dad. This is Steve. 585 00:47:54,162 --> 00:47:57,707 Oh, no, no, no. We met before, but you weren't exactly... 586 00:48:02,796 --> 00:48:05,047 How much do you weigh? 587 00:48:05,215 --> 00:48:07,133 I don't know. 588 00:48:07,384 --> 00:48:09,635 That would fit me. 589 00:48:09,887 --> 00:48:13,306 You can just ignore him. And you, move. 590 00:48:21,356 --> 00:48:23,900 You know what? I'd better let you get to bed. 591 00:48:24,067 --> 00:48:26,444 Um, but thanks. It was nice. 592 00:48:26,653 --> 00:48:27,987 - Yeah. - Nice, right? 593 00:48:30,490 --> 00:48:32,992 No. No. 594 00:48:38,916 --> 00:48:41,208 Who paid for this? 595 00:48:42,127 --> 00:48:43,544 Hm? 596 00:48:45,505 --> 00:48:47,298 What? 597 00:48:47,466 --> 00:48:48,674 What the hell's he on? 598 00:48:49,176 --> 00:48:52,178 Uh, he thinks he bought ecstasy... 599 00:48:52,346 --> 00:48:56,265 ...but the only dealer he gets credit from is a schizophrenic. 600 00:48:57,559 --> 00:49:01,646 It's not a case of whether or not I agree, it's a fact. If I were a single parent... 601 00:49:01,813 --> 00:49:03,147 Aren't you a single parent? 602 00:49:03,315 --> 00:49:05,983 - "Yeah, but if I had tits..." - Yeah, but if I had tits... 603 00:49:06,193 --> 00:49:10,112 ...they would double the money. If you're a guy, they don't wanna fucking hear it. 604 00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:13,032 No, I get it. It's, "Prove you're looking for work..." 605 00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:15,034 - He's on disability. - Yeah? For what? 606 00:49:15,202 --> 00:49:17,536 A tragedy, really. I gave my life to that company. 607 00:49:17,704 --> 00:49:20,039 - You worked there a week. - What happened? 608 00:49:20,207 --> 00:49:23,292 Slaughterhouse, poultry. Dangerous work. 609 00:49:23,460 --> 00:49:26,170 Doing my job, unsuspecting, when out of nowhere... 610 00:49:26,338 --> 00:49:30,091 ...I am slammed in the ribs by a headless flying chicken. 611 00:49:30,717 --> 00:49:32,885 I was lucky, it almost missed me. 612 00:49:33,053 --> 00:49:35,930 And what do I get for my pain and suffering? 613 00:49:36,098 --> 00:49:41,727 Followed around by a video camera. Where's the trust, Steve? 614 00:49:41,895 --> 00:49:45,815 The sacred bond between employer and employee. 615 00:49:45,983 --> 00:49:47,650 Gone, Steve. It's gone. 616 00:49:47,818 --> 00:49:50,069 How's a guy supposed to work, hurt, with kids? 617 00:49:50,237 --> 00:49:53,197 - Hello. Thank you. Exactly. - Yeah. 618 00:49:53,365 --> 00:49:56,075 Excellent. Excellent. And her mother... 619 00:49:56,243 --> 00:49:58,160 ...God rest her soul. - Dad, stop it. 620 00:49:58,328 --> 00:50:00,496 - She better be dead, that bitch. - Cut it out! 621 00:50:00,664 --> 00:50:06,794 Four-month-old baby, 14-year-old girl just had her appendix out... 622 00:50:06,962 --> 00:50:09,880 ...11-year-old Lip, 10-year-old Ian... 623 00:50:10,048 --> 00:50:14,552 ...a 7-year-old, a 5-year-old, and... Ohh! 624 00:50:14,720 --> 00:50:18,806 And a Dodge Astro van. 625 00:50:18,974 --> 00:50:21,392 - No. - Calypso... Yes, calypso blue. 626 00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:25,604 What's the one thing that we needed? One word. One thing. 627 00:50:25,772 --> 00:50:27,606 - Sterilization? - Continuity. 628 00:50:27,774 --> 00:50:31,902 - Continuity. - Continuity. 629 00:50:33,030 --> 00:50:35,448 I... I... What could I...? 630 00:50:37,617 --> 00:50:39,410 Oh, my God, I love this part. 631 00:50:46,209 --> 00:50:49,170 "You said no strings could..." 632 00:50:49,337 --> 00:50:52,214 I... I... What could I do, Steve? 633 00:50:52,382 --> 00:50:54,216 - I... I... - Disappear for three weeks? 634 00:50:54,384 --> 00:50:57,178 - I had a breakdown. - You went on a bender. 635 00:50:57,345 --> 00:51:00,222 Fuck off. Nervous breakdown. 636 00:51:04,186 --> 00:51:05,770 Dad. Come on, keys. 637 00:51:05,937 --> 00:51:09,899 If this is... Okay. This is... Sorry. 638 00:51:11,568 --> 00:51:13,402 I like him. 639 00:51:13,612 --> 00:51:16,781 - You got any idea what time it is? - Sorry, it's Frank. He's... 640 00:51:16,948 --> 00:51:18,616 Yo. 641 00:51:19,326 --> 00:51:22,703 - Frank, what did I tell you? - Here we go. Neighbors of Satan. 642 00:51:22,871 --> 00:51:25,372 The day you start paying rent like the rest of us... 643 00:51:25,540 --> 00:51:29,710 ...you can play whatever you want, but if you're gonna bump this time of night... 644 00:51:29,878 --> 00:51:32,463 ...you're gonna pump out the stuff that we like. Okay? 645 00:51:34,049 --> 00:51:35,091 - Ladies and gentlemen 646 00:51:35,258 --> 00:51:36,759 Ohh! 647 00:51:47,437 --> 00:51:50,106 - Baby. - What? What? What? 648 00:51:50,273 --> 00:51:52,274 Uh, uh, uh! 649 00:51:54,361 --> 00:51:56,612 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 650 00:51:57,489 --> 00:51:59,406 That's it. 651 00:52:00,492 --> 00:52:02,910 Oh! Oh! 652 00:52:04,371 --> 00:52:05,454 Watch it. 653 00:52:05,997 --> 00:52:09,875 Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! 654 00:52:15,048 --> 00:52:17,675 Your dad made me follow you up. 655 00:52:18,677 --> 00:52:20,261 Gave me a condom. 656 00:52:20,428 --> 00:52:22,179 He must really like you. 657 00:52:22,389 --> 00:52:25,182 He usually just gives my boyfriends a dental dam. 658 00:52:29,896 --> 00:52:32,439 Liam's in here somewhere. 659 00:52:33,942 --> 00:52:35,985 Don't the kids wake up? 660 00:52:36,153 --> 00:52:37,987 Would you? 661 00:53:00,260 --> 00:53:02,469 Hey, Carl, you seen Ian? 662 00:53:02,804 --> 00:53:05,139 Gone when I woke up. 663 00:53:38,965 --> 00:53:42,760 How can that be good for you? Or...? Or that? 664 00:53:42,969 --> 00:53:46,138 - How can that be good for you? - You know what's not funny? 665 00:53:46,598 --> 00:53:49,642 You. Ever. 666 00:53:58,902 --> 00:54:01,362 Anybody before Kash? 667 00:54:03,531 --> 00:54:04,782 One. 668 00:54:04,991 --> 00:54:08,494 - Yeah? Who? - I'm not telling you, all right? 669 00:54:09,412 --> 00:54:12,748 All right, name a single time I've let you down. 670 00:54:17,212 --> 00:54:20,214 - It was a kid at school. - Yeah? 671 00:54:20,382 --> 00:54:22,549 All right, I guess it doesn't really matter... 672 00:54:22,717 --> 00:54:26,011 ...because, I mean, he's long gone now anyways, but... 673 00:54:26,513 --> 00:54:27,930 Roger Spikey. 674 00:54:29,099 --> 00:54:31,141 Roger Spikey? 675 00:54:31,393 --> 00:54:36,063 Fucking donkey-dick Roger Spikey? The original beef-meister? 676 00:54:36,231 --> 00:54:38,440 Did he start that rumor? 677 00:54:39,150 --> 00:54:40,859 Not a rumor. 678 00:54:41,027 --> 00:54:44,446 Well, that was a bit gay. What you just did there with your eyebrows... 679 00:54:44,614 --> 00:54:47,741 ...you wanna watch that. - All right, fuck off, all right? 680 00:54:49,661 --> 00:54:51,912 But seriously, like... 681 00:54:52,539 --> 00:54:54,957 Like, up the ass? 682 00:54:55,417 --> 00:54:59,169 Do you get used to that? Can someone get used to that? I mean... 683 00:54:59,337 --> 00:55:04,591 I mean, the whole point of the digestive system is one-way traffic. 684 00:55:07,095 --> 00:55:09,138 It just is. 685 00:55:14,352 --> 00:55:15,978 What? What? 686 00:55:16,980 --> 00:55:21,817 "Just is." Like we're only given our lungs to fricking smoke, right? 687 00:55:34,998 --> 00:55:37,499 - That's hot. - Don't drop it. Please, don't drop it. 688 00:55:37,667 --> 00:55:40,753 Please, don't drop it! Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 689 00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:44,131 - That sausage is great, huh? - Haven't had eggs in a while. 690 00:55:44,299 --> 00:55:45,883 Somebody wanna get the pancakes? 691 00:55:46,051 --> 00:55:49,845 - What's all this? - Debbie wakes up earlier than I do. 692 00:55:50,013 --> 00:55:53,098 I told her I never eat breakfast but she said it's her favorite. 693 00:55:53,266 --> 00:55:55,225 - Pancakes. - And since it's her birthday... 694 00:55:55,393 --> 00:55:57,478 - No, it's not. - It's not her birthday. 695 00:55:57,645 --> 00:56:01,565 - I never said it was, I said I wished it was. - Right, she said she wished it was. 696 00:56:01,733 --> 00:56:05,402 Sorry, Deb, I totally misheard that. Perforated eardrum on the right. 697 00:56:09,157 --> 00:56:10,949 Fifteen minutes before school, tops. 698 00:56:11,117 --> 00:56:13,786 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Ian, Lip, dishes soon as you're done. 699 00:56:13,953 --> 00:56:15,079 - Debbie, Carl... - Yeah. 700 00:56:15,246 --> 00:56:18,040 You're not... You forgot to take the trash out. 701 00:56:21,252 --> 00:56:23,712 Hey, it's my birthday. 54170

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