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Subtitles by: cognito08
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Oh God, you win.
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Ah, so I guess we're done, huh?
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Uh-huh
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Here, gimme your glass.
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Seriously Brenden three dates?
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Is really, really generous!
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Oh wait, this is uh...
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... this is 'internet dude'
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Yeah, you're gonna spill that.
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I'm not, trust me
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OK so...
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Oh wow, three fucking boring sex dates
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- Boring's not the right word
- It's really incredible, fuck that dude!
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He's maybe just a little passive
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passive...
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But wait, I....
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... kind of always assumed that you were
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kind of passive...
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Oh!
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Not boring like this dude
but just kind of...
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... you know?
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What?
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Well come on!
I mean you generally like to...
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... bottom. You know?
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And just by your play-by-play,
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totally stuff that you've told me,
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I just thought
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that you like to be ...
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- You know I like to get fucked Jesse
- Yes
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but I don't always wanna be the bottom
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- Then don't bottom
- And you know what?
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Sometimes I wanna mix it up
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- So mix it up!
- And you almost never get fucked!
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And we're not talking about me!
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Come on!
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I'm sorry
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It's just, it's the...
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It's just that you have the, you know,
'hungry butthole'
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blazoned across your forehead
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So I just...
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Like right here?
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All over?
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Yes
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You have 'asshole'
tattooed across your face!
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Just like it, yes.
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I mean maybe what you need is just a
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a good fucking screaming
face down, ass up
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b-b-bang!
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- Right?
-Maybe.
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Maybe?
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Yeah.
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-Yeah
- I mean, right?
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Maybe
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Maybe?
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Anyway.
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Uh-huh
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How are things with ... erm... ?
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[Brenden clicks his fingers]
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I don't know. Nothing.
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No?
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- No?
- No.
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I'm surprised that we haven't
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That we haven't what?
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Are you kidding me?
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Erm.. no...
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I'm not, I actually think that it's odd
that we never did.
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I slept with like most of my friends
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Oh my God, you're serious
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Yes, and you have too!
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You slept with Andy,
you slept with Jamar
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We both slept with er...
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- er.. cunt-face who...
- No, no, no
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And I think that it would be
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Fun.
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- Fun?
- Yes, like, it would be nice
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- Oh, nice!
- I mean not like 'nice' but
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good and sexy.
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Yes I think that it would be fun.
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Errr
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Excuse me for a second
so I can grab my wine
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Will you get off me!
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I think I wanna fuck you
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You think you wanna fuck me?
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- Yeah, I mean, is that OK?
- Yes
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No, stay, stay.
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Brenden, you know I'm stronger than you
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Yes, that has always been true.
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I really, really, really wanna fuck you
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OK
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You sure?
I'm totally fine bottoming if...
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No, I ... I want you to
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OK
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Oh, I like it so much.
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This is so good.
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- Oh, I'm close
- You are?
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-Yeah
- Really?
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- Yeah
- OK
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We didn't go very long!
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I'm gonna fall out
I'm coming out, OK?
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Are you OK?
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Yeah
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[Phone rings]
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I'm totally not gonna get that
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[Phone continues to ring]
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I am actually, sorry.
Hold on one second.
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Hello >
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Hi >
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Yeah, yes >
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Er... >
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Sure, no, I'm fine. >
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I'm just hanging out with Brenden >
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