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Oh God, you win.

Ah, so I guess we're done, huh?

Uh-huh

Here, gimme your glass.

Seriously Brenden three dates?

Is really, really generous!

Oh wait, this is uh...

... this is 'internet dude'

Yeah, you're gonna spill that.

I'm not, trust me

OK so...

Oh wow, three fucking boring sex dates

- Boring's not the right word - It's really incredible, fuck that dude!

He's maybe just a little passive

passive...

But wait, I....

... kind of always assumed that you were

kind of passive...

Oh!

Not boring like this dude but just kind of...

... you know?

What?

Well come on! I mean you generally like to...

... bottom. You know?

And just by your play-by-play,

totally stuff that you've told me,

I just thought

that you like to be ...

- You know I like to get fucked Jesse - Yes

but I don't always wanna be the bottom

- Then don't bottom - And you know what?

Sometimes I wanna mix it up

- So mix it up! - And you almost never get fucked!

And we're not talking about me!

Come on!

I'm sorry

It's just, it's the...

It's just that you have the, you know, 'hungry butthole'

blazoned across your forehead

So I just...

Like right here?

All over?

Yes

You have 'asshole' tattooed across your face!

Just like it, yes.

I mean maybe what you need is just a

a good fucking screaming face down, ass up

b-b-bang!

- Right? -Maybe.

Maybe?

Yeah.

-Yeah - I mean, right?

Maybe

Maybe?

Anyway.

Uh-huh

How are things with ... erm... ?

[Brenden clicks his fingers]

I don't know. Nothing.

No?

- No? - No.

I'm surprised that we haven't

That we haven't what?

Are you kidding me?

Erm.. no...

I'm not, I actually think that it's odd that we never did.

I slept with like most of my friends

Oh my God, you're serious

Yes, and you have too!

You slept with Andy, you slept with Jamar

We both slept with er...

- er.. cunt-face who... - No, no, no

And I think that it would be

Fun.

- Fun? - Yes, like, it would be nice

- Oh, nice! - I mean not like 'nice' but

good and sexy.

Yes I think that it would be fun.

Errr

Excuse me for a second so I can grab my wine

Will you get off me!

I think I wanna fuck you

You think you wanna fuck me?

- Yeah, I mean, is that OK? - Yes

No, stay, stay.

Brenden, you know I'm stronger than you

Yes, that has always been true.

I really, really, really wanna fuck you

OK

You sure? I'm totally fine bottoming if...

No, I ... I want you to

OK

Oh, I like it so much.

This is so good.

- Oh, I'm close - You are?

-Yeah - Really?

- Yeah - OK

We didn't go very long!

I'm gonna fall out I'm coming out, OK?

Are you OK?

Yeah

[Phone rings]

I'm totally not gonna get that

[Phone continues to ring]

I am actually, sorry. Hold on one second.

Hello >

Hi >

Yeah, yes >

Er... >

Sure, no, I'm fine. >

I'm just hanging out with Brenden >

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