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Here's what you missed.
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Puck's got a thing for Lauren.
She's not down with it.
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- I don't think you're ready
for this jelly.
- Finn kissed Quinn,
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who's supposed to be dating Sam,
and Rachel kissed Finn too,
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but he didn't feel the fireworks.
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- The cheek?
- Can you believe that?
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Sue tried to shoot Brittany
out of a cannon
to win nationals,
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but the only thing she won
was Katie Couric's
Loser of the Year.
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I hate you, Diane Sawyer.
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That's what you missed
on Glee.
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I actually learned something
in my Spanish class today.
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"Regresar."
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Who knows what that means?
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"To come back."
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That's right.
I realized the old
Will Schuester was back.
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Glee Club's going
to regionals, we got all
of Sue's Cheerios money,
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I'm past Terri,
I'm over Emma.
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"Come back."
Now, if we're gonna put it...
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Will.
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It's an emergency.
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Becky Jackson opened
Sue's journal and found this.
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"Good-bye, cruel world"?
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She could be dead by now.
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It's weird the door's open.
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Sue? Sue?
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No? All right.
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Oh.
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Sue.
Oh, my God.
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Oh, Sue. Sue.
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Wake up, Sue. Sue, wake up.
I don't feel a pulse.
She doesn't have a pulse.
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Yeah, I do.
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I just stopped my own heart.
It's my C. I.A. Training.
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These gummy vitamins
didn't work at all.
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I was told you take enough
vitamin "A," and you drift off
into a blissful oblivion.
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Instead my face just got really hot,
and my jaw's sore
from all that chewing.
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I have nothing to live for.
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That's not untrue.
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Emma, we did not come here
to give her a pep talk.
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I'm sorry, Sue,
but you brought this
on yourself.
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I am well aware
of my situation, Will.
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After my humiliating failure
to qualify for nationals,
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there is nothing for me...
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or my Cheerios to do...
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for the rest of the year.
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Why don't you do what other
cheer squads do?
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Namely cheer for the teams
at the school.
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Yeah, like that's gonna happen.
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Emma, let's go.
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Sue, you are nasty,
manipulative and petty.
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Will, you have more grease
in your hair...
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than the guy behind WikiLeaks.
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Oh. I for one am not gonna
play backup at your little
pity party.
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Take it easy, Sue.
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Hey.
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Hi.
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So I wanted to confirm
our date on Friday
at Color Me Mine.
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Wait. You were serious
about that?
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It's painting coasters time.
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So, we good for Friday?
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Yeah, I think so.
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I mean, I don't think
I have anything else to do.
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Cool.
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Things have been weird since Quinn
got mono a couple weeks ago.
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Everyone keeps telling me
that she must have kissed Finn,
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but I believe it
when she told me
what really happened.
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I didn't kiss Finn, Sam.
I saved his life.
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He's not breathing!
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I totally almost
choked on a gum ball once.
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I know she's into me.
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Just get the feeling
that I'm losing her.
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I can't let that happen.
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Quinn's the best thing
that's happened to me
since I got to this school.
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But how?
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Of course. My dad always said
there are two ways
to get a woman to love you:
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Take her hunting
and rock and roll.
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I knew what I had to do.
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I mean, who's more rock and roll
than Justin Bieber?
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No one. That's who.
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The hair was step one.
Step two was booking
a couple of bat mitzvah gigs...
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to test how my new
one-man band would go over.
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Hey. I'm The Justin Bieber
Experience.
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Baby, baby, baby, oh
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Like baby, baby, baby
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- No
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Like baby, baby, baby, oh
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-
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Heads up, Quinn Fabray.
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You're about to be hit
head-on with the full
blond Bieber.
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Hey, Brittany.
We need to talk.
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Why are my leg warmers
on your arms?
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I got cold.
But no, we had a deal,
okay?
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As I explained,
I am in the midst of
a career resurgence, okay?
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I am done with boys,
and I am concentrating
fully on my career now.
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The only way to make a complete
comeback is to dominate
popular discussion.
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Maybe launch a trend or two.
I gave you half
of my allowance...
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so you could take
a signature look of mine
and make it popular.
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And we decided that leg warmers
were more likely to catch on
than reindeer sweaters.
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Yes, precisely.
But it won't work if you insist
on wearing them incorrectly.
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I didn't realize
that there were rules.
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Of course there are rules.
Look. They're leg warmers.
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Well, can I wear them
that way tomorrow?
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I wore a tank top today
because I thought it was summer.
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No one ever taught me
how to read a calendar.
Fine. Fine.
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And when people ask you
who gave you the inspiration
for your new accessory,
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you're gonna say,
"I'm just copying"...
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I'm just copying
Rachel Berry.
Fantastic.
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You know how I feel about hats!
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Just 'cause.
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None of you should be
making eye contact with me.
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Get out! Go!
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Get used to this abuse, Glee kids!
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I got nothing but time.
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Nothing but time.
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I think she's dangerous.
Idle hands are the devil's playthings.
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I mean, Sue's got nothing
to do now,
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which means it's only a matter of time
before she starts coming after the Glee Club.
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Hey, Will, Esmé.
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So sorry for not being sorry for interrupting.
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But would you mind if I borrowed
one of your rafters...
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so I could hang myself?
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I did a test run
back in my office,
and you know what?
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There's asbestos up there,
and that can kill a person.
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Sue, sit.
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Now, I understand you're upset,
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but life is beautiful.
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Are you gonna tell me
there hasn't been one moment
since your epic decline...
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that you haven't
felt yourself feel good
about something?
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Well, yes, Will.
As a matter of fact,
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there was...
there was one moment.
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I was driving to work
this morning in my Le Car,
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and Charlene's
"I've Never Been to Me"
came on the radio.
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And when it got
to the chorus,
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I just opened my mouth
and belted it out with her.
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And I have to say,
it felt really good.
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Sue should join the Glee Club.
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I'm sorry?
I'd rather be dead.
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Yes. She should...
I mean, you can't join,
but she can sit in.
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Yes. Will.
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Look. Sue is in a really bad
place right now.
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And you're always talking about
the healing power of music.
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There are studies
that show it helps
with depression,
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it elevates the mood.
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I have a pamphlet.
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Emma, I don't think
this is a good idea at all.
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I agree with
SpongeHair SquareChin.
It's a stupid idea.
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The football team did it
for a spell, and that really
brought people together, Will.
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And this is a great chance
for you to keep your eye on Sue.
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You know, make sure
the old gal's okay.
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Well, you know what, folks,
at this point, to alleviate
my crippling depression,
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I'd do anything.
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This cannot be happening.
This seems like a terrible idea.
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Guys, it's not
up for discussion. Okay?
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Now, it's no secret
that Coach Sylvester
has taken her licks.
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I mean, just wanky.
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And I believe she could use
a little sympathy from us.
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Sympathy? From us? Uh-uh.
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Yeah, all she's ever done
is make our lives miserable.
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She got exactly
what she deserved.
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You're lucky I left
my blowgun at home, air bags,
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'cause I got a clear shot
at your nonnies.
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Guys. Coach Sylvester
has had her recent setbacks,
but she is a proven champion.
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Now, we could do worse
than to have that kind of
a winning record in our midst.
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Let me break it down for you.
I am no longer a threat
to you people, all right?
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I'm just hoping
that your singing
and dancing around...
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will pull me out of my doldrums
and give me a reason to live.
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Is that too much to ask?
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Guys, it's settled.
Sue's gonna be with us
for the week.
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Now, I received an envelope
in the mail today.
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- We know that we're facing
Kurt and the Warblers at regionals.
- Sweet Porcelain.
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And it looks like this year...
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we face Aural Intensity again.
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They cleaned our clock
last year.
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Seems like the governing board
has assigned a theme
to this year's regionals,
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and part of our score
will be based upon
how well we interpret it.
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This year's theme: Anthem.
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Now, who can tell us
what an anthem is?
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It's the bottom
of an ant's pants.
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So close. So close. No.
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An anthem is an epic song,
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filled with a... a groundswell
of emotion that somehow
seems bigger than itself-
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even bigger than
the person performing it.
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- Mr. Schue.
- Oh, hey, Sam.
I didn't even notice your new haircut.
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- Yeah. I've been working on
a new image...
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to go with my new one-man band,
The Justin Bieber Experience.
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You've got to be kidding me.
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Dude, that haircut
makes your mouth
look even bigger.
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Let her speak.
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Laugh all you want,
but that kid's an epic talent,
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and there's a number
I've been working on that
I've been wanting to show off.
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And I think it qualifies
as an anthem, because...
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it's just hugely emotional
and sums up our generation.
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All right.
Let's hear it, buddy.
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I'm offended.
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He'll be good.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
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You know you love me
I know you care
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Just shout whenever
and I'll be there
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You want my love
You want my heart
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- And we will never, ever
- This is actually
a really good song.
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Be apart
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Are we an item?
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- Whoo!
- Girl, quit playin'
205
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Whoo!
"We're just friends"?
What are you saying?
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Say there's another
and look right in my eyes
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My first love broke my heart
for the first time
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And I was like
baby, baby, baby, oh
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Like baby, baby, baby, no
210
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Like baby, baby, baby, oh
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I thought you'd
always be mine
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Oh, oh, oh
For you, I would have done
whatever
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- Whoo!
- And I just can't believe
we ain't together
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And I want to play it cool,
but I'm losing you
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I'll buy you anything
I'll buy you any ring
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Ooh!
And I'm in pieces
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Baby, fix me
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00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:56,238
And just shake me
till you wake me
from this bad dream
219
00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:59,325
I'm going down,
down, down, down
220
00:10:59,409 --> 00:11:02,828
And I just can't believe
my first love
won't be around
221
00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:06,790
And I'm like
baby, baby, baby, oh
222
00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:10,169
Like baby, baby, baby, no
223
00:11:10,253 --> 00:11:14,340
Like baby, baby, baby, oh
224
00:11:14,424 --> 00:11:17,176
I thought you'd always
be mine
225
00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:19,094
I'm gone
226
00:11:20,055 --> 00:11:30,064
Now I'm all gone
227
00:11:30,148 --> 00:11:31,607
Gone, gone
228
00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:34,777
I'm gone
229
00:11:38,323 --> 00:11:39,823
The Biebster.
230
00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:42,451
I gotta get that girl
on my Cheerios.
231
00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:48,874
We want in.
232
00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:52,419
- In what?
- The Justin Bieber Experience.
We want in the band.
233
00:11:52,504 --> 00:11:54,838
- But it's a one-man band.
- So, expand.
234
00:11:54,923 --> 00:11:57,883
I don't get it. You guys
were totally making fun of me
for singing Bieber.
235
00:11:57,967 --> 00:12:00,094
That's because we underestimated
the power of the Biebs.
236
00:12:00,178 --> 00:12:01,762
He's clearly like a mini-god.
237
00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:04,223
Look how you made
all those chicks melt in Glee Club.
238
00:12:04,307 --> 00:12:07,101
- Now think about the power
of four Biebers.
- We'd be unstoppable.
239
00:12:07,185 --> 00:12:10,437
All of our relationships
are in the standard
post-Valentine's Day lull.
240
00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:13,607
Are you playing Angry Birds?
241
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:16,568
Sorry.
Want me to show you
my abs?
242
00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:18,654
If you want to.
243
00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:23,158
Here's what happens
to the female chemistry.
244
00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:26,203
They get a huge shot of
endorphins on Valentine's Day,
and everything is heightened...
245
00:12:26,287 --> 00:12:28,080
and so romantic.
246
00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:30,874
The problem is, days later,
when they come down
from their See's candy high,
247
00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:33,836
they crash, and everything else
by comparison is humdrum.
248
00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:37,548
We need a sugary-sweet jolt
of the Biebs to get us
some action again.
249
00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:40,717
- Why do you want in, Puckerman?
- I'm at the end
of my Lauren Zizes rope.
250
00:12:40,802 --> 00:12:44,596
- I'll try anything to get
into those enormous pants.
- Uh, what's goin' on?
251
00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:48,892
We're joining
The Justin Bieber Experience,
if Sam's cool with it.
252
00:12:49,018 --> 00:12:51,812
And if not,
we're starting our own band.
Bieber Fever.
253
00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:55,774
Wait, wait. You guys do realize
that Justin Bieber sucks, right?
254
00:12:55,859 --> 00:12:58,026
Quinn seemed to be
pretty into him when I was
singing in Glee Club.
255
00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:00,154
Right. Well, I'm gonna spend
my time working on songs...
256
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,531
that aren't geared
toward 12-year-olds.
Good.
257
00:13:02,657 --> 00:13:06,285
Then you won't have time
to pick up any other guys' girlfriends.
Hey. Back off, man.
258
00:13:06,369 --> 00:13:09,121
I didn't kiss your girlfriend.
She saved my life.
259
00:13:10,540 --> 00:13:14,084
So, what do you say?
Are we in?
260
00:13:14,169 --> 00:13:17,629
Fine. But we need to
figure out something to do
with Puckerman's hair.
261
00:13:24,762 --> 00:13:26,638
Oh, no.
262
00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:30,642
Those are really cute.
Thanks.
263
00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:32,478
No way.
264
00:13:32,562 --> 00:13:34,897
You're a genius.
They have changed my life.
265
00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:37,357
I didn't know my arms
could be so toasty.
266
00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:39,568
You're a hero.
You should win some kind of award.
267
00:13:39,694 --> 00:13:43,906
What are you doing?
I'm so sorry, Rachel.
It just sort of caught on.
268
00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:46,116
I see that. Okay?
That is not
what we agreed upon.
269
00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:48,577
I want my allowance back
right now.
It's already gone.
270
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:53,207
My uncle lost his job,
and his goat was going hungry,
so I spent it on food for the goat.
271
00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:55,375
I mean, sort of.
The goat just ate the money.
272
00:13:55,460 --> 00:14:00,422
Okay. The only way to proceed
is for you to come to school
dressed exactly like me.
273
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,801
What is that look called?
Sexy schoolgirl
librarian chic.
274
00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:08,305
All right. You'd better
get a move on, okay?
Kids "R" Us closes at 6:00 p.m. Sharp.
275
00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:09,890
Go, Brittany.
276
00:14:11,809 --> 00:14:16,188
Dear journal,
my lust for life is renewed.
277
00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:20,150
I have found myself dropped
behind enemy lines,
278
00:14:20,235 --> 00:14:22,694
poised to destroy
the Glee Club from within.
279
00:14:22,779 --> 00:14:25,113
Schuester and his
guidance counselor Ginger...
280
00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:28,575
fell for my pity party
hook, line and sinker.
281
00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:33,205
And now I'm in and ready
to sink them once and for all.
282
00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:38,335
Thus begins my plan.
I will pit these Glee Clubbers
against one another,
283
00:14:38,419 --> 00:14:44,091
rupturing the group internally
until it explodes like a ripe zit.
284
00:14:44,175 --> 00:14:46,093
- You wanted to see me?
285
00:14:46,177 --> 00:14:48,929
Yes. Mercedes, have a seat.
286
00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:55,310
So I've decided I'm going to
sing a song in Glee Club,
and I need your advice.
287
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,771
Now, as you may know,
I have a background in music.
288
00:14:57,855 --> 00:15:00,857
For a brief period,
I was the tambourine player
for Wilson Phillips.
289
00:15:00,942 --> 00:15:05,112
What I need to learn from you
is how to be a diva.
290
00:15:05,196 --> 00:15:07,781
Oh. Well, you've definitely
come to the right girl.
291
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:11,702
I mean, being a diva
is all about attitude,
something I know you're not short on.
292
00:15:11,786 --> 00:15:14,288
It's all about sassy fingers
and shaking that weave,
293
00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:17,624
and generally taking
no nonsense from nobody.
294
00:15:17,709 --> 00:15:19,251
Dig it, sister.
295
00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:22,212
Well, I have to say
I'm flattered and shocked
that you came to me.
296
00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:26,717
Oh, come now, Ra-chelle.
It doesn't humble me too much
to say I simply need your tutelage.
297
00:15:26,801 --> 00:15:29,720
Well, I'll say this.
Being a diva
is all about emotion.
298
00:15:29,804 --> 00:15:33,599
In fact, you feel so much
emotion that it cannot be
physically contained.
299
00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:35,934
Sometimes you have to
close your eyes
and turn your head...
300
00:15:36,019 --> 00:15:37,894
and push, push
your feelings away!
301
00:15:37,979 --> 00:15:39,521
They're that big!
302
00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:44,359
Wow. Well, that Mercedes
is wrong about you.
303
00:15:45,403 --> 00:15:46,612
What?
304
00:15:46,738 --> 00:15:48,947
What did she say?
Oh, I don't remember
the specifics.
305
00:15:49,032 --> 00:15:52,951
Just something about you're not
as talented as you think you are
and all your ideas are horrible.
306
00:15:53,036 --> 00:15:54,995
I don't know.
Something like that.
307
00:15:55,872 --> 00:15:59,207
- She said what?
- Yep. Quote:
308
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:01,376
"Not that talented."
309
00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:05,088
There you are.
I heard what
you said about me.
310
00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:06,715
I heard what you said
about me.
311
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,300
Just when I thought
we were friends.
312
00:16:08,426 --> 00:16:10,761
I guess that will just
never happen, will it?
I guess not.
313
00:16:10,845 --> 00:16:14,389
You know, there's only
one "l" in "diva," Rachel,
and that "l" is me.
314
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,933
Guess we're just
gonna have to settle this
the old-fashioned way.
315
00:16:17,018 --> 00:16:18,810
Diva-off.
Tomorrow, Glee Club.
316
00:16:18,936 --> 00:16:21,521
Why not right now?
'Cause I have to go get
my cross-trainers.
317
00:16:21,606 --> 00:16:24,983
Want to know why?
I'm gonna be doing
some runs.
318
00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:34,534
So, Friday night,
319
00:16:34,619 --> 00:16:37,162
I figured we'd check out
the Sullivan Rink.
320
00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:39,581
They have ice rink
bumper cars.
321
00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:42,709
I told you.
I haven't decided
what I'm doing yet.
322
00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:52,260
Sweet Jesus. Who bought
tickets to Crazy Town?
323
00:17:02,313 --> 00:17:05,315
All right. Looks like
the guys here are ready
to give us their anthem.
324
00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:09,277
Hey, everybody.
We are the new and improved
The Justin Bieber Experience,
325
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:13,824
and we think this song
is an anthem because
everything Bieber does is epic.
326
00:17:13,908 --> 00:17:15,701
- Truth.
- Anyway,
327
00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:17,994
this song,
like all the songs I sing,
328
00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:20,706
is for my girlfriend, Quinn.
329
00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:22,457
Hit it.
330
00:17:24,836 --> 00:17:27,129
Gotta, gotta keep it
Feels so right
331
00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:29,881
Gotta, gotta
Gotta, gotta keep it close
Oh
332
00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:32,050
Feels so right
333
00:17:32,135 --> 00:17:36,471
Oh, oh
For you I'd write a symphony
334
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:40,058
I'd tell the violin
it's time to sink or swim
335
00:17:40,143 --> 00:17:41,935
Watch them play for ya
336
00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:44,104
- For you I'd be
- Whoa, whoa
337
00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:47,399
Running a thousand miles,
just get to where you are
338
00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:49,943
Step to the beat of my heart
339
00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:51,611
I don't need a whole lot
340
00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:54,906
But for you I admit
I'd rather give you
the world
341
00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:56,616
Or we can share mine
342
00:17:56,701 --> 00:18:00,829
I know I won't be
the first one giving you
all this attention
343
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:02,706
Baby, listen
344
00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:07,627
I just need somebody to love
345
00:18:07,712 --> 00:18:10,088
I don't need too much
Just somebody to love
346
00:18:10,173 --> 00:18:13,800
Somebody to love
347
00:18:13,885 --> 00:18:17,095
I don't need nothing else
I promise, girl
I swear
348
00:18:17,180 --> 00:18:19,389
I just need somebody to love
349
00:18:19,474 --> 00:18:26,229
I need somebody
I... I need somebody
350
00:18:26,314 --> 00:18:28,064
Every day
351
00:18:28,149 --> 00:18:30,358
I'll bring the sun around
352
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:33,737
I sweep away the clouds
Smile for me
353
00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:37,032
I would take
every second
every single time
354
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,784
Spend it like my last dime
355
00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:41,411
Step to the beat of my heart
356
00:18:41,496 --> 00:18:43,580
I don't need a whole lot
357
00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:46,875
But for you I admit
I'd rather give you
the world
358
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,585
Or let you share mine
359
00:18:48,669 --> 00:18:52,088
I know I won't be
the first one giving you
all this attention
360
00:18:52,173 --> 00:18:53,924
Baby, listen
361
00:18:54,008 --> 00:18:58,929
- I just need
somebody to love
- No, no, no, no, no
362
00:18:59,013 --> 00:19:02,224
I don't need too much
Just somebody to love
363
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:05,727
- Somebody to love
- Oh, I
364
00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:08,855
I don't need nothing else
I promise, girl
I swear
365
00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:13,109
I just need somebody to love
366
00:19:13,194 --> 00:19:17,697
Somebody to love
Somebody to love
367
00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:21,326
Oh, oh, oh
368
00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:26,498
- I need somebody
- I swear, I just need
somebody to love
369
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,001
Whoo!
370
00:19:30,086 --> 00:19:32,003
Bieber!
371
00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:33,463
Nice.
372
00:19:33,548 --> 00:19:34,798
Need a towel.
373
00:19:34,882 --> 00:19:36,341
Hey!
374
00:19:38,636 --> 00:19:41,513
Uh, I actually
can't do Friday.
375
00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:49,604
Hey, Lauren.
So, uh, what'd you think?
376
00:19:50,648 --> 00:19:51,940
Honestly,
377
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:53,900
although my love
would crush him,
378
00:19:53,985 --> 00:19:55,735
I'm totally turned on
by the Biebster.
379
00:19:55,820 --> 00:20:00,240
That is, until I remember
that he looks like he's 12,
then it's sort of creepy.
380
00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:02,951
So if I were gonna
give you a grade, C-plus.
381
00:20:04,579 --> 00:20:07,330
Listen, Zizes.
I'm dying here.
382
00:20:07,415 --> 00:20:10,041
You got me every which way,
and we both know
I'm not the brightest.
383
00:20:10,126 --> 00:20:12,752
So, please, what do I have to do
to get with you?
384
00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:15,297
I may have
a proposition for you.
385
00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:17,340
I'll keep you posted.
386
00:20:23,639 --> 00:20:26,391
Color Me Mine?
387
00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:28,852
I'll color you
yours any day.
388
00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:44,367
Mmm. Sammy Evans.
You are Biebalicious.
389
00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:46,578
How are things going
with you and Quinn?
Fine.
390
00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:48,622
No, they're not.
391
00:20:48,706 --> 00:20:51,374
You and I should, uh,
talk soon.
392
00:20:58,299 --> 00:21:00,717
Sam's an artist, Finn.
393
00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:03,678
An artist? I guess that's why
he's taking you
to Color Me Mine.
394
00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:07,307
I told you I needed time
to figure out what I was
gonna do with Sam, and I did.
395
00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:10,018
I choose him.
Because of
The Justin Bieber Experience?
396
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:12,604
Look. I thought it was
gonna be stupid too,
397
00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:15,357
but he was so shameless.
398
00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:17,359
He just got up there
and owned it.
399
00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:20,612
It was sexy. I'm sorry, Finn.
400
00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:23,990
But like I said,
Sam's an artist,
401
00:21:24,075 --> 00:21:26,076
and at the end of the day...
402
00:21:27,203 --> 00:21:29,537
It really turns me on.
403
00:21:54,021 --> 00:21:56,272
Do dudes ever get erections
when they wrestle with you?
404
00:21:56,357 --> 00:21:58,650
Shut it, Puckerman.
We're here to talk business.
405
00:21:58,734 --> 00:21:59,943
Sorry.
406
00:22:01,070 --> 00:22:03,321
Okay. I want to do a number
for Glee Club.
407
00:22:03,406 --> 00:22:05,281
It's stage one
of my master plan.
408
00:22:05,366 --> 00:22:07,701
Shibby.
So, what, you want me
to back you up on my ax?
409
00:22:07,785 --> 00:22:10,245
Yeah, but I also need
some advice.
410
00:22:11,706 --> 00:22:14,833
I'm a little bit nervous
about singing
in front of a crowd.
411
00:22:14,959 --> 00:22:17,794
Up until now I've only ever
really sung in the steam shower.
Hot.
412
00:22:17,878 --> 00:22:20,213
But ridiculous.
I mean, you're the most
confident chick I know.
413
00:22:21,382 --> 00:22:23,341
Yeah, I know
I'm hot, melted butter,
414
00:22:23,426 --> 00:22:25,719
but singing is different,
and I want to be great.
415
00:22:25,803 --> 00:22:27,679
Or at least as good as Berry.
416
00:22:27,763 --> 00:22:30,890
I get nervous before I sing too,
but I always overcome.
417
00:22:31,017 --> 00:22:33,643
You want to know
my secret?
Yeah.
418
00:22:33,728 --> 00:22:36,604
Oldest trick in the book.
Just picture the audience
in their underwear.
419
00:22:36,731 --> 00:22:38,606
Even the dudes?
It's not about sex.
420
00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:41,151
It's just about
seeing the audience
as more vulnerable than you.
421
00:22:41,235 --> 00:22:42,902
Trust me.
It works every time.
422
00:22:43,029 --> 00:22:45,697
Can I touch
your knockers now?
Only if you want to lose a hand.
423
00:22:45,781 --> 00:22:48,116
But you're on your way.
424
00:22:53,247 --> 00:22:56,249
Remember,
I want this diva-off
to be a bloodbath.
425
00:22:56,333 --> 00:22:58,668
Oh, trust.
It's about to go down.
426
00:22:58,794 --> 00:23:00,670
You look amazing.
I really do.
427
00:23:00,796 --> 00:23:03,715
This look has to go viral.
Is there any way you can cut class
for the rest of the day,
428
00:23:03,799 --> 00:23:05,383
just so you could walk down
the halls?
429
00:23:05,468 --> 00:23:07,886
Totally. Most teachers think
by cutting class I might
improve my grades.
430
00:23:07,970 --> 00:23:09,554
Great.
431
00:23:09,638 --> 00:23:12,474
Why are you dressed like that?
I thought you weren't
into the Biebster.
432
00:23:12,558 --> 00:23:14,350
Well, I wasn't,
but then somebody told me...
433
00:23:14,435 --> 00:23:17,937
that Justin Bieber's,
like, the king of YouTube,
with over a billion views.
434
00:23:18,022 --> 00:23:20,065
An anthem is supposed to
appeal to the masses, right?
435
00:23:20,149 --> 00:23:24,652
So, before I pick my anthem,
I was working on
my anthem look.
436
00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:31,409
Okay, guys and gals.
And Sue.
437
00:23:31,494 --> 00:23:34,621
It's the moment
we've all been waiting for,
our next diva-off.
438
00:23:34,705 --> 00:23:39,209
So here they are,
sure to give us a fantastic anthem,
Mercedes and Rachel.
439
00:23:39,293 --> 00:23:41,711
Let's give it up!
440
00:23:41,837 --> 00:23:46,091
After much argument,
I finally convinced Mercedes that,
in order to do a proper diva-off,
441
00:23:46,175 --> 00:23:48,259
it has to come from
the Broadway catalog.
442
00:23:48,344 --> 00:23:51,304
Which I think is safe to say
that that gives me
a home field advantage.
443
00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:53,807
Oh, well, you're about to
get beat on your own turf.
Hit it.
444
00:23:57,103 --> 00:23:58,937
Y eah
445
00:23:59,021 --> 00:24:00,563
Yeah, hey
446
00:24:00,648 --> 00:24:01,731
Ooh, ooh, ooh
447
00:24:03,567 --> 00:24:07,070
Every single day
I walk down the street
448
00:24:07,154 --> 00:24:11,241
I hear people say
"Baby, so sweet"
449
00:24:11,325 --> 00:24:14,994
Ever since puberty
everybody stares at me
450
00:24:15,079 --> 00:24:18,623
Boys, girls
I can't help it, baby
451
00:24:18,707 --> 00:24:22,752
So be kind
and don't lose your mind
452
00:24:22,837 --> 00:24:27,507
Just remember
that I'm your baby
453
00:24:27,591 --> 00:24:31,344
Take me for what I am
454
00:24:31,428 --> 00:24:35,431
Who I was meant to be
455
00:24:35,516 --> 00:24:39,894
And if you give a damn
456
00:24:39,979 --> 00:24:41,980
Take me, baby
457
00:24:42,064 --> 00:24:45,358
Or leave me
458
00:24:45,442 --> 00:24:50,071
Take me, baby, or leave me
459
00:24:50,156 --> 00:24:54,325
A tiger in a cage
can never see the sun
460
00:24:54,410 --> 00:24:57,829
This diva needs her stage
Baby, let's have fun
461
00:24:57,913 --> 00:24:59,998
You are the one I choose
462
00:25:00,082 --> 00:25:02,458
Folks would kill
to fill your shoes
463
00:25:02,543 --> 00:25:06,087
You love the limelight too
now, baby
464
00:25:06,172 --> 00:25:09,591
So be mine
and don't waste my time
465
00:25:09,675 --> 00:25:15,054
Cryin', "Oh, honey bear,
are you still
my... my... my baby?"
466
00:25:15,139 --> 00:25:18,892
Take me for what I am
467
00:25:18,976 --> 00:25:22,645
Who I was meant to be
468
00:25:22,730 --> 00:25:27,150
And if you give a damn
469
00:25:27,234 --> 00:25:30,570
Take me, baby,
or leave me
470
00:25:30,654 --> 00:25:35,241
No way
can I be what I'm not
471
00:25:35,326 --> 00:25:39,329
But hey, don't you want
your girl hot?
472
00:25:39,413 --> 00:25:43,708
Don't fight
Don't lose your head
473
00:25:43,792 --> 00:25:49,714
'Cause every night
who's in your bed?
474
00:25:49,798 --> 00:25:53,801
Take me for what I am
475
00:25:53,886 --> 00:25:58,723
Who I was meant to be
476
00:25:58,807 --> 00:26:01,893
And if you give a damn
477
00:26:01,977 --> 00:26:04,771
- Take me, baby
- Oh, take me, baby
478
00:26:04,855 --> 00:26:08,149
- Or leave me
- Or leave me
479
00:26:08,234 --> 00:26:14,906
Take me, baby
480
00:26:14,990 --> 00:26:20,161
Or leave me
481
00:26:20,246 --> 00:26:22,580
Guess I'm leaving
482
00:26:22,665 --> 00:26:24,540
I'm gone
483
00:26:27,962 --> 00:26:31,297
- Oh, my God!
That was so great!
484
00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:33,925
No. Her. What about her?
No. Her.
485
00:26:34,051 --> 00:26:36,469
Awesome.
Hey. Where's the hate?
486
00:26:37,805 --> 00:26:40,640
Not the point
of Glee Club, Sue.
487
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:47,355
- I understand
you wish to see me.
- Yeah, Sue. I did.
488
00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:50,149
I saw how you were
in class today.
489
00:26:50,234 --> 00:26:52,902
What are you doing
tomorrow night?
I want to take you somewhere.
490
00:26:52,987 --> 00:26:57,073
No, no. No way.
I don't care how depressed I am.
I will not date a curly.
491
00:26:57,157 --> 00:26:59,826
Not on a date, Sue.
- Still probably not gonna go.
492
00:26:59,910 --> 00:27:02,078
You're interested in making
your comeback, right?
493
00:27:02,162 --> 00:27:05,373
Well, I think it's important
that you see something.
494
00:27:09,503 --> 00:27:11,629
Hate 'em.
Hate hospitals, William.
495
00:27:11,714 --> 00:27:13,673
That's why I keep voting
for those death panels.
496
00:27:13,757 --> 00:27:16,301
Sue, I know you.
You crack jokes whenever
you get uncomfortable.
497
00:27:16,385 --> 00:27:18,136
Not really joking,
William.
498
00:27:18,220 --> 00:27:20,305
And you have a penchant
for sappy scenarios
set to music,
499
00:27:20,431 --> 00:27:22,348
so I demand to know
where we're going.
500
00:27:22,433 --> 00:27:24,267
We're going to
the pediatric cancer ward.
501
00:27:24,351 --> 00:27:26,227
No, no, no.
Once a month,
I come down here,
502
00:27:26,353 --> 00:27:29,522
and I sing songs with some of
the kids getting long-term care.
Yep, no.
503
00:27:29,606 --> 00:27:31,149
No. Sue.
504
00:27:31,233 --> 00:27:33,943
Uh, William, I know
what you're getting at.
505
00:27:34,028 --> 00:27:37,864
I have been selfish. Yes, I was
ridiculed on the national stage,
but you're right.
506
00:27:37,948 --> 00:27:42,201
It's nothing when you compare it
to what many people have to
deal with and come back from.
507
00:27:42,286 --> 00:27:45,830
I should be grateful.
Well, congratulations.
I've learned my lesson.
508
00:27:45,914 --> 00:27:48,750
Then let's celebrate.
Let's sing with some kids.
509
00:27:48,834 --> 00:27:51,627
Look. You're right.
Sometimes Glee Club
is a little silly.
510
00:27:51,712 --> 00:27:54,839
But we push through the weird
to get to the real stuff.
511
00:27:54,923 --> 00:27:58,885
I mean, music can get
at a part of us
that's hard to open up to.
512
00:27:58,969 --> 00:28:00,803
But, please,
513
00:28:00,888 --> 00:28:02,889
go there with me.
514
00:28:02,973 --> 00:28:05,892
I think it'll be
good for you, Sue.
515
00:28:05,976 --> 00:28:08,686
No outfits.
No jazz hands.
516
00:28:08,771 --> 00:28:11,731
Just... music.
517
00:28:11,815 --> 00:28:16,277
Fine. And, William,
I don't care how adorable
those kids are.
518
00:28:16,362 --> 00:28:19,489
If I hear one song
from that classic rock
outfit Journey,
519
00:28:19,573 --> 00:28:21,616
I will start
pulling catheters.
520
00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:22,742
Come on.
521
00:28:27,664 --> 00:28:28,664
Bailey.
522
00:28:28,749 --> 00:28:31,167
- Hi, guys!
523
00:28:31,251 --> 00:28:33,586
Hi, Will.
- Oh, hey. My man.
524
00:28:33,670 --> 00:28:35,046
Hi.
525
00:28:35,130 --> 00:28:38,383
Oh, my God.
You're Sue Sylvester.
I just saw you on TV.
526
00:28:38,509 --> 00:28:39,592
Oh.
Hey, guys.
527
00:28:39,676 --> 00:28:41,761
This lady was interviewed
by Katie Couric.
528
00:28:41,845 --> 00:28:43,888
Holy sweet baby Jesus.
529
00:28:43,972 --> 00:28:46,224
What do you say, guys?
You ready to make
some music?
530
00:28:46,308 --> 00:28:48,476
- Yeah!
Yeah! Let's do this thing.
531
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:50,436
Brought my special
little guy with me.
532
00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:53,356
Yeah!
Yeah! All right!
533
00:28:56,485 --> 00:28:58,444
All right. And that's
all there is to it.
534
00:28:58,529 --> 00:29:01,823
- So, does everyone
know their parts?
- Yes.
535
00:29:01,907 --> 00:29:03,950
- Sue?
- My kids are gonna
mop the floor with your kids.
536
00:29:04,034 --> 00:29:07,036
Not a chance. All right.
I'm gonna sing the first two,
537
00:29:07,121 --> 00:29:09,789
and, uh, then you guys
come in and join me,
just like we practiced.
538
00:29:09,873 --> 00:29:12,291
- All right?
Okay.
539
00:29:13,627 --> 00:29:16,129
This little light of mine
540
00:29:16,213 --> 00:29:19,090
I'm gonna let it shine
541
00:29:19,174 --> 00:29:22,009
This little light of mine
542
00:29:22,094 --> 00:29:24,554
I'm gonna let it shine
543
00:29:24,638 --> 00:29:27,473
This little light of mine
544
00:29:27,558 --> 00:29:29,600
I'm gonna let it shine
545
00:29:29,685 --> 00:29:34,605
Let it shine
Let it shine
Let it shine
546
00:29:34,690 --> 00:29:35,857
Hide it under a bushel.
547
00:29:35,941 --> 00:29:38,484
Hide it under a bushel
No!
548
00:29:38,569 --> 00:29:40,528
I'm gonna let it shine
549
00:29:40,612 --> 00:29:43,698
Hide it under a bushel
No!
550
00:29:43,782 --> 00:29:45,825
I'm gonna let it shine
551
00:29:45,909 --> 00:29:48,786
Hide it under a bushel
No!
552
00:29:48,871 --> 00:29:50,788
I'm gonna let it shine
553
00:29:50,873 --> 00:29:55,918
Let it shine
Let it shine
Let it shine
554
00:29:57,045 --> 00:29:59,672
This little light of mine
555
00:29:59,756 --> 00:30:02,508
I'm gonna let it shine
556
00:30:02,593 --> 00:30:04,969
This little light of mine
557
00:30:05,053 --> 00:30:07,805
I'm gonna let it shine
558
00:30:07,890 --> 00:30:10,475
This little light of mine
559
00:30:10,559 --> 00:30:13,019
I'm gonna let it shine
560
00:30:13,103 --> 00:30:17,398
Let it shine
Let it shine
Let it shine
561
00:30:20,235 --> 00:30:23,070
Aw.
Give yourselves a hand.
All right.
562
00:30:23,155 --> 00:30:25,072
Good job.
563
00:30:25,157 --> 00:30:26,908
I'll never
forgive you for this.
564
00:30:26,992 --> 00:30:28,534
Deal.
565
00:30:30,746 --> 00:30:33,289
Look, Q. I know that
we've had our differences,
but I can't lie.
566
00:30:33,415 --> 00:30:36,042
That outfit is
amazing on you.
It looks good on everyone.
567
00:30:36,168 --> 00:30:38,878
Penny loafers and tights...
genius.
Outrageous.
568
00:30:39,004 --> 00:30:42,131
I mean, my carousel horse sweater
should make me look like
an institutionalized toddler,
569
00:30:42,216 --> 00:30:44,509
but no, I look
hot and smart.
570
00:30:44,593 --> 00:30:46,302
I feel like Michelle Obama.
571
00:30:46,386 --> 00:30:48,137
Oh, my God.
You guys look amazing.
572
00:30:48,222 --> 00:30:50,306
Seriously.
She's a genius and an icon.
573
00:30:50,390 --> 00:30:51,390
Who is?
574
00:30:52,226 --> 00:30:53,726
Brittany.
Who did you think?
575
00:30:53,810 --> 00:30:55,811
Who knew that taking off
that Cheerios uniform...
576
00:30:55,896 --> 00:30:57,772
would turn her into
a fashion institution.
577
00:30:57,856 --> 00:30:59,941
Is this a joke?
578
00:31:00,025 --> 00:31:02,860
No. That sweater is.
Who wears a reindeer sweater?
579
00:31:02,945 --> 00:31:05,279
Uh, all three of you.
580
00:31:05,364 --> 00:31:07,281
No. This is
a carousel horse.
581
00:31:07,366 --> 00:31:10,660
If you want to know
what to wear,
just look to Brittany.
582
00:31:10,744 --> 00:31:13,162
Look. She took
the look from me, okay?
583
00:31:13,247 --> 00:31:15,873
- I paid her.
- You're a terrible liar,
Rachel.
584
00:31:15,958 --> 00:31:19,085
I can't believe
you would take this away
from poor Brittany.
585
00:31:19,169 --> 00:31:21,128
It's sad.
You're just sad.
586
00:31:25,050 --> 00:31:28,553
Hey! I need to talk to you.
I want my money back.
587
00:31:28,637 --> 00:31:30,555
Well, I used it
to pay a publicist.
588
00:31:30,681 --> 00:31:32,473
What?
Jacob Ben Israel posted
a photo,
589
00:31:32,558 --> 00:31:37,061
and this Web site
called The Sartorialist named me
the Trendiest Girl in America.
590
00:31:37,145 --> 00:31:40,189
Brittany, I'm trying to stage
a comeback here.
591
00:31:40,274 --> 00:31:42,942
Okay, but what exactly
are you coming back from?
592
00:31:43,068 --> 00:31:45,444
I...
Listen, Rachel. I'm gonna give you
some tough love right now.
593
00:31:45,571 --> 00:31:49,115
You're not a trendsetter.
When people look at you,
they don't see what you're wearing.
594
00:31:49,199 --> 00:31:52,785
They see a cat
getting its temperature taken,
and then they hear it screaming.
595
00:31:52,869 --> 00:31:54,787
I'm really sorry,
but I have to go.
596
00:31:54,871 --> 00:31:56,622
I have an interview
with Teen Vogue.
597
00:32:03,005 --> 00:32:05,131
All right.
Let's get right down to it.
598
00:32:05,215 --> 00:32:09,760
Starting us off,
and making her New Directions
solo debut, Miss Lauren Zizes.
599
00:32:09,845 --> 00:32:11,137
Whoo, ooh!
600
00:32:11,221 --> 00:32:13,264
So what are you gonna
sing for us, Lauren?
601
00:32:13,348 --> 00:32:16,309
Here's how I see it.
I know I'm the hottest bitch
in this joint.
602
00:32:16,435 --> 00:32:20,271
If I was a country,
my flag would be a big fist
giving the rest of the world a finger,
603
00:32:20,397 --> 00:32:23,316
and this would be
my national anthem.
Okay.
604
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:25,359
Puckerman, grab your guitar.
605
00:32:25,444 --> 00:32:28,112
Tina, Brittany, ready?
Good.
606
00:32:28,196 --> 00:32:30,156
Awesome. Supercool.
607
00:32:31,825 --> 00:32:34,452
Okay.
608
00:32:34,536 --> 00:32:36,871
- Two, three, four.
-
609
00:32:36,955 --> 00:32:38,706
I know what boys like
610
00:32:38,790 --> 00:32:41,000
I know what guys want
611
00:32:41,084 --> 00:32:43,711
I see them looking
612
00:32:45,047 --> 00:32:46,839
I make them want me
613
00:32:46,923 --> 00:32:49,759
I like to tease them
614
00:32:49,843 --> 00:32:52,386
- I know what boys like
615
00:32:52,471 --> 00:32:54,597
Boys like
616
00:32:57,768 --> 00:33:00,811
Boys like me
617
00:33:00,896 --> 00:33:03,272
I see you're sad now
618
00:33:03,357 --> 00:33:05,441
I will let you
619
00:33:05,525 --> 00:33:07,777
Sorry I teased you
620
00:33:07,861 --> 00:33:10,488
I will let you
621
00:33:10,572 --> 00:33:12,281
This time I mean it
622
00:33:12,366 --> 00:33:14,742
I will let you
623
00:33:14,826 --> 00:33:17,161
Anything you want
624
00:33:17,245 --> 00:33:19,372
You can trust me
625
00:33:19,456 --> 00:33:21,957
I really want to
626
00:33:22,042 --> 00:33:24,335
You can trust me
627
00:33:24,419 --> 00:33:26,712
How would you like it?
628
00:33:26,797 --> 00:33:28,714
You can trust me
629
00:33:30,967 --> 00:33:32,677
Sucker!
630
00:33:33,887 --> 00:33:35,930
I got my cat moves
631
00:33:36,014 --> 00:33:38,349
That so upset them
632
00:33:38,433 --> 00:33:40,810
Zippers and buttons
633
00:33:40,894 --> 00:33:43,354
Fun to frustrate them
634
00:33:43,438 --> 00:33:45,064
They get so angry
635
00:33:45,148 --> 00:33:47,775
Like pouty children
636
00:33:47,859 --> 00:33:50,277
Denied their candy
637
00:33:50,362 --> 00:33:52,446
I laugh right at them
638
00:33:52,531 --> 00:33:55,449
- I know what boys like
- Whoo!
639
00:33:55,534 --> 00:33:56,742
Boys like
640
00:33:56,827 --> 00:33:59,370
Boys like me
641
00:33:59,454 --> 00:34:01,706
Whoo!
642
00:34:01,790 --> 00:34:03,249
Ow!
643
00:34:03,333 --> 00:34:05,584
- How fricking hot is she?
644
00:34:07,796 --> 00:34:09,797
What was that?
645
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:14,802
This morning I woke up
and decided to swallow the sun.
646
00:34:15,846 --> 00:34:17,638
That's my James Earl Jones
impression.
647
00:34:17,723 --> 00:34:19,890
First of all,
that is offensive.
648
00:34:19,975 --> 00:34:21,726
He shot Martin Luther King.
649
00:34:21,810 --> 00:34:24,186
Obi-Wan never told you
what happened to your father.
650
00:34:24,271 --> 00:34:26,313
Okay, you know what?
Let's just cut to the chase.
651
00:34:26,398 --> 00:34:29,275
Despite the fact
that your mouth-to-face ratio
is, like, way off,
652
00:34:29,359 --> 00:34:31,569
you still somehow
manage to be cute.
653
00:34:31,653 --> 00:34:35,281
But make no mistake.
Every time you open
your humongous mouth...
654
00:34:35,365 --> 00:34:39,410
to do an impression,
or moisten an enormous stamp
for a lazy giant,
655
00:34:39,494 --> 00:34:43,956
you take one step closer
to everyone seeing
that you are actually a dork.
656
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:49,378
Which is where I come in.
I hereby offer my services
as a mistress.
657
00:34:49,463 --> 00:34:52,631
I wants on them froggy lips,
and I wants on 'em now.
658
00:34:52,758 --> 00:34:56,218
But I'm dating Quinn.
And this just in:
She cheated on you.
659
00:34:56,303 --> 00:34:59,805
- No, she didn't.
- Look. I know you're as dumb
as a bag of wet hair,
660
00:34:59,890 --> 00:35:01,849
but you know in your heart
she's lying.
661
00:35:01,933 --> 00:35:04,059
That gum ball story was insane.
662
00:35:04,144 --> 00:35:07,438
You're choosing to believe it
so you can still be with her.
663
00:35:07,522 --> 00:35:09,482
But consider my offer.
664
00:35:09,566 --> 00:35:11,692
Not only am I giving you
full visitation rights...
665
00:35:11,777 --> 00:35:14,737
to the set of rambunctious twins
that live on my rib cage,
666
00:35:14,863 --> 00:35:18,699
you get the chance to show
that pastry bag Finn
that he can't mess with Sam Evans.
667
00:35:18,784 --> 00:35:21,827
And not just because you can
unlock your humongous jaw...
668
00:35:21,912 --> 00:35:24,580
and swallow him whole
like a python,
669
00:35:24,664 --> 00:35:27,625
but because you have
some buzz at this school.
670
00:35:27,709 --> 00:35:29,710
Think about it.
671
00:35:38,762 --> 00:35:41,055
Will, you have a problem.
672
00:35:42,015 --> 00:35:43,224
You?
673
00:35:43,308 --> 00:35:45,100
No. Your Glee kids.
674
00:35:45,185 --> 00:35:48,562
They have no comprehension skills.
Your assignment was anthems,
675
00:35:48,647 --> 00:35:52,733
and I'll be damned
as your hairdresser
if any of them sung a single one.
676
00:35:52,818 --> 00:35:56,153
Sue, are you trying to tell me
that you want to perform an anthem?
677
00:35:56,238 --> 00:36:00,658
Well, I'll admit that, uh,
your little field trip
to the house of sad...
678
00:36:00,742 --> 00:36:02,409
inspired me a bit.
679
00:36:02,494 --> 00:36:05,871
But I'm not gonna go it alone.
The whole crew has to
sing it with me.
680
00:36:05,956 --> 00:36:08,833
And here's the catch:
No more Bieber.
681
00:36:08,917 --> 00:36:12,211
No hoodies.
No pocket lesbian Bieber hair.
682
00:36:14,422 --> 00:36:16,131
Well, that can be arranged.
683
00:36:18,051 --> 00:36:20,052
What's your song?
684
00:36:22,556 --> 00:36:24,723
Sing it out
685
00:36:24,808 --> 00:36:29,103
Boy, you've got to see
what tomorrow brings
686
00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:33,065
Sing it out
687
00:36:33,149 --> 00:36:37,862
Girl, you've got to be
what tomorrow needs
688
00:36:39,447 --> 00:36:46,537
For every time
that they want to
count you out
689
00:36:48,206 --> 00:36:50,624
And use your voice
690
00:36:50,750 --> 00:36:53,669
Ooh
Every single time
691
00:36:53,753 --> 00:36:56,922
You open up your mouth
692
00:36:57,007 --> 00:36:59,341
Sing it for the boys
693
00:36:59,426 --> 00:37:01,218
Sing it for the girls
694
00:37:01,303 --> 00:37:05,431
Every time that you lose it,
sing it for the world
695
00:37:05,515 --> 00:37:10,060
Sing it from the heart
Sing it till you're nuts
696
00:37:10,145 --> 00:37:14,273
Sing it out for the ones
that'll hate your guts
697
00:37:14,357 --> 00:37:18,444
Sing it for the deaf
Sing it for the blind
698
00:37:18,528 --> 00:37:23,073
Sing about everyone
that you left behind
699
00:37:23,158 --> 00:37:28,037
Sing it for the world
Sing it for the world
700
00:37:30,874 --> 00:37:34,168
Cleaned up
Corporation progress
701
00:37:34,252 --> 00:37:36,337
Dying in the process
702
00:37:36,421 --> 00:37:40,591
Buy yourself the motivation
Generation nothing
703
00:37:40,675 --> 00:37:44,845
Nothing but a dead scene
Product of a white dream
704
00:37:44,930 --> 00:37:49,391
I am not the singer
that you wanted
but a dancer
705
00:37:49,476 --> 00:37:53,604
I refuse to answer
Talk about the passer
706
00:37:53,688 --> 00:37:57,024
Ruling for the ones
who want to get away
707
00:37:57,901 --> 00:37:59,443
Keep runnin'
708
00:37:59,527 --> 00:38:03,906
Sing it for the boys
Sing it for the girls
709
00:38:03,990 --> 00:38:08,369
Every time that you lose it,
sing it for the world
710
00:38:08,453 --> 00:38:12,498
Sing it from the heart
Sing it till you're nuts
711
00:38:12,582 --> 00:38:16,961
Sing it out for the ones
that'll hate your guts
712
00:38:17,045 --> 00:38:21,256
Sing it for the deaf
Sing it for the blind
713
00:38:21,341 --> 00:38:25,552
Sing about everyone
that you left behind
714
00:38:25,637 --> 00:38:30,557
Sing it for the world
Sing it for the world
715
00:38:30,642 --> 00:38:34,228
We've got to see
what tomorrow brings
716
00:38:34,312 --> 00:38:38,774
Sing it for the world
Sing it for the world
717
00:38:38,858 --> 00:38:42,861
Boy, you've got to be
what tomorrow needs
718
00:38:42,946 --> 00:38:48,075
Sing it for the world
Sing it for the world
719
00:38:49,077 --> 00:38:51,161
Whoo! Yeah!
720
00:38:59,087 --> 00:39:02,047
Hey. Do you think
I could borrow
one of your T-shirts...
721
00:39:02,132 --> 00:39:04,299
to use as a smock tonight
at Color Me Mine?
722
00:39:04,384 --> 00:39:06,218
I kind of have a thing
for wearing my boyfriend's shirts.
723
00:39:06,302 --> 00:39:08,804
We're not going to
Color Me Mine.
724
00:39:08,888 --> 00:39:10,889
And I'm not
your boyfriend.
725
00:39:11,933 --> 00:39:13,892
Wait. Why?
726
00:39:13,977 --> 00:39:16,770
Because you can't look me
in the eye right now...
727
00:39:16,855 --> 00:39:18,897
and tell me that you didn't
make out with Finn.
728
00:39:21,568 --> 00:39:24,278
I want to be with you, Sam.
729
00:39:25,780 --> 00:39:27,990
Forget it, okay?
No harm, no foul.
730
00:39:28,074 --> 00:39:30,242
Oel ngati kameie.
731
00:39:30,326 --> 00:39:32,953
Crap. Santana told me
to stop speaking Na'vi.
732
00:39:33,038 --> 00:39:35,789
Since when is Santana
telling you what to do?
733
00:39:37,250 --> 00:39:39,209
Since we started going out.
734
00:39:39,294 --> 00:39:44,048
I thought you'd
always be mine
735
00:39:45,633 --> 00:39:47,509
I'm gone
736
00:39:47,635 --> 00:39:50,304
When did that happen?
All right.
737
00:39:50,388 --> 00:39:53,849
I hate to say it,
but I think we all owe Sue
a big thank-you.
738
00:39:53,933 --> 00:39:57,394
She may hate us,
but she did give us
a kick-butt song for regionals.
739
00:39:57,479 --> 00:39:59,313
Yeah, she did.
Yeah.
740
00:39:59,397 --> 00:40:00,898
That's right.
That's right.
741
00:40:00,982 --> 00:40:03,901
Mr. Schuester,
I think that our admiration
for Coach Sylvester...
742
00:40:03,985 --> 00:40:05,736
might just be
a little premature.
743
00:40:05,862 --> 00:40:09,114
While I love My Chemical Romance,
and I think we all kicked butt
on that number,
744
00:40:09,199 --> 00:40:11,575
as our team leader
and arbiter of all that is good,
745
00:40:11,659 --> 00:40:14,828
I have to say
that I don't think that that song
is good enough for regionals.
746
00:40:14,913 --> 00:40:17,915
The Warblers have
Kurt and Blaine as their, like,
one-two punch,
747
00:40:17,999 --> 00:40:19,958
and Aural Intensity
kicked our butt last year.
748
00:40:20,043 --> 00:40:23,754
We can't just do
any song to beat
either of those teams.
749
00:40:23,838 --> 00:40:27,216
You mean a number
where you don't get to sing
the entire song.
750
00:40:27,300 --> 00:40:30,219
- Guys, this isn't about me.
- What do you suggest, Rachel?
751
00:40:30,303 --> 00:40:32,554
We need to be bold and epic.
752
00:40:32,639 --> 00:40:35,015
We need to write our own
original music for regionals.
753
00:40:35,100 --> 00:40:37,935
We need an undisputable advantage.
754
00:40:38,019 --> 00:40:40,104
Check out dwarf Diane Warren.
755
00:40:40,188 --> 00:40:45,275
Look. We can't lose regionals
again this year, you guys.
Okay? You have to trust me.
756
00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:47,486
I feel really, really
strongly about this.
757
00:40:47,570 --> 00:40:49,238
Let's put it to a vote.
Okay, Rachel?
758
00:40:49,322 --> 00:40:51,824
All those in favor
of doing an original song?
759
00:40:53,159 --> 00:40:54,201
Chemical Romance?
760
00:41:02,001 --> 00:41:04,795
Hey there, buddy.
Sue.
761
00:41:04,879 --> 00:41:07,548
You know, I have to be honest.
We missed you in here today.
762
00:41:07,674 --> 00:41:10,467
Mmm.
Oddly, you're, uh,
kind of a fun addition.
763
00:41:10,552 --> 00:41:14,596
Oh, Will. Charles Manson
would have been a fun addition
to your pack of losers.
764
00:41:14,681 --> 00:41:16,890
Well, looks like
you're back to
your old self.
765
00:41:16,975 --> 00:41:20,853
Ah, hardly.
I'm on my way to becoming
someone much better.
766
00:41:20,937 --> 00:41:23,397
You've inspired me, Will.
You've made me realize...
767
00:41:23,481 --> 00:41:25,649
I have more to offer the world
than coming up with...
768
00:41:25,733 --> 00:41:28,110
spectacular life-threatening
cheerleading tumbles.
769
00:41:28,194 --> 00:41:29,945
I got the music in me.
770
00:41:30,864 --> 00:41:32,489
Sue, that is great.
771
00:41:32,574 --> 00:41:34,700
I mean, with that attitude
you are welcome
in here anytime.
772
00:41:34,784 --> 00:41:38,120
Oh, I couldn't do that.
It'd be spying on the competition.
773
00:41:38,204 --> 00:41:39,329
What?
774
00:41:39,414 --> 00:41:42,666
No one told you?
I got a part-time gig.
775
00:41:42,750 --> 00:41:45,335
Yeah, I'm the new coach
for Aural Intensity.
776
00:41:45,420 --> 00:41:46,879
That's impossible.
777
00:41:46,963 --> 00:41:49,506
Oh, nothing's impossible, Will,
when you have a positive attitude.
778
00:41:49,591 --> 00:41:52,384
You taught me that.
Isn't it great?
779
00:41:52,468 --> 00:41:54,845
Geez, I got my mojo back,
780
00:41:54,929 --> 00:41:57,890
still get to dedicate my life
to destroying yours.
781
00:41:59,934 --> 00:42:01,935
Life's good.
782
00:42:03,438 --> 00:42:05,564
See you at regionals.
783
00:42:13,615 --> 00:42:16,325
You must be happy.
Why is that?
784
00:42:16,409 --> 00:42:19,703
Quinn's back on the market.
I mean, she'll be easy pickings
after what Sam did to her.
785
00:42:19,787 --> 00:42:22,331
I don't want to
talk about Quinn.
I want to talk about you.
786
00:42:22,415 --> 00:42:25,709
You were right in there today
about that number
not being good enough to win.
787
00:42:25,793 --> 00:42:27,461
We need to write
our own songs.
788
00:42:27,545 --> 00:42:29,588
Why didn't you say that
when I needed you?
789
00:42:29,672 --> 00:42:32,341
It wouldn't have made
a difference. The only way
to prove it to those guys...
790
00:42:32,425 --> 00:42:35,093
is to write a great song
and shove it down their throats.
791
00:42:35,178 --> 00:42:38,764
Well, do you think
that you and I should
do it together?
792
00:42:38,848 --> 00:42:41,099
No, I think you should
do it yourself.
793
00:42:41,184 --> 00:42:43,560
Let's face it.
You're the real trendsetter
in there,
794
00:42:43,645 --> 00:42:46,647
and if someone was gonna
write a song to win regionals,
it would be you.
795
00:42:46,731 --> 00:42:49,024
You really believe in me
that much?
796
00:42:49,108 --> 00:42:50,609
More.
797
00:42:55,865 --> 00:42:57,241
You know,
798
00:42:58,493 --> 00:43:01,411
I really like the Rachel
that I saw in there today.
799
00:43:01,496 --> 00:43:03,956
Reminded me of the old you.
800
00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:06,625
Focused and take no prisoners.
801
00:43:09,504 --> 00:43:11,546
I think she might be
making a comeback.
802
00:43:57,885 --> 00:43:58,885
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