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- House seats to sectionals?
- Those things are
hard to come by.

Scalpers are getting,
like, five bucks for 'em.

I, however, as coach
of one of the competing
teams, get two.

I would be honored
if you would be
my plus-one.

I mean, y-you being at
sectionals is... is kind of
a good luck charm for us.

I would love to.

I mean, not that we're gonna
need any talismans. I have
a killer set list planned.

First-
No, let me guess.

Finn and Rachel
are gonna do a ballad,

followed by the kids
with a classic rock number...

where Mercedes will belt out
the last jaw-dropping note.

- Have you been
going through my desk?
- It's what you always do.

Every team
tries to showcase
their strongest players.

Look, just seeing the kids
do the Rocky Horror thing...

really reminded me
of how much talent
you've got in Glee Club.

Quinn has
a beautiful voice,

and Mike Chang
has dance moves
that are to die for.

Look, I'm sure that
you know what you're doing.
I'm not saying that.

Everyone has picked you as
favorites for sectionals. You
won your sectional last year.

It's just,
you guys used
to be the underdogs.

Now you're a real team,
which is wonderful.

You're
a constellation of stars.

I would just hate to think
that you might be ignoring
some of them...

because they don't burn
quite as obviously bright.

- I've said too much.
- No.

You said just enough.

- Mr. Schuester,
I have an announcement.

I've selected
the perfect moving ballad
for Finn and I to sing...

to launch our performance
at sectionals.

Me first. Two things.

First, our competition
at sectionals are your
classic stool choirs.

Great voices,
but they don't move.

Now, if we're gonna
beat them, we need to do
what they can't: Dance.

Which is why I've
decided to feature...

- Brittany and Mike Chang's
sweet moves in our performance.

They're gonna dance
in front of me
while I sing my solo?

You're not getting
a solo for this
competition, Rachel.

Finally.
So what song
do I get to sing?

I was thinking that the winners
of our duets competitions
would take the leads.

Ken and Barbie?
Wait, a-are you
trying to throw this?

You used to be
just sort of unlikable,

but now I pretty much
feel like punching you
every time you open your mouth.

Okay, listen.
I have talked the talk...

about everyone in here
feeling special
for over a year now,

but, frankly,
I haven't walked the walk.

I mean, we have got
a lot of talent here,
and I'm gonna highlight it.

- Do something.
- Look, I'm all for
pumping up the team,

making everyone feel special,
but that's for practice.

You don't take
the star quarterback out
before the big game.

- Yep.
- Easy to say when you're
the star quarterback.

This isn't just about me.
This is about the team.

- You are such a hypocrite.
- Like you even know
what that means.

It means that
your boyfriend is
full of crap, hobbit.

You know what? Ever since the wedding,
you've been up my butt, and I'm sick of it.

- Come on, Rachel.
She's not worth it.
- Oh, really?

'Cause that's not what
you thought last year
in that motel room.

That's right, Yentl.
Your sweetheart,
he's been lying to you.

'Cause he and I totally
got it on last year.

Okay, enough already!

No more conversations
about this, or... or anything.

This is our plan
for sectionals,
and that is that.

Mike, Brittany, come on up.
Let's start choreographing.

And now let's welcome
the newest addition
to The Warblers, Kurt Hummel.

In our oldest tradition
for our newest Warbler,
an actual warbler.

Kurt, meet Pavarotti.

This bird is a member of
an unbroken line of canaries...

who have been at Dalton
since 1891.

It's your job to take
care of him so he can live
to carry on the Warbler legacy.

Protect him.
That bird is your voice.

Hey, I'll bring him
to work with me.

Weekends I volunteer
at a stray cat rescue.

- It's at the bottom
of a coal mine.

That was a joke.
I don't- I don't
work at a coal mine.

Let the council come to order.

Today we discuss
the set list for sectionals.

- Council?
- We don't have a director.

Every year, we elect
three upperclassmen
to lead the group.

- But don't worry.
We all get a say.
- Oh, fantastic.

I have a lot of ideas.
Warblers, if I may?

Now, I can't deny that
The Warblers' vocals
are absolutely dreamy,

but I believe our set for
sectionals this year should have
a little more showbiz panache.

I think we should open
with "Rio" by Duran Duran.

The council is responsible
for song selection.

But we appreciate
your enthusiasm, Kurt.

It'll come in handy one day
when you're sitting behind
this desk.

Now, I propose we do
our entire set at sectionals
in eight-part harmony.

Just tell me if it's true.

I'm sorry. Okay?
I shouldn't have lied to you.

I thought if
I told you the truth,
you'd get so mad at me,

and you're kind of scary.

Don't you see how
it's 10 times worse now?

Why her?

I mean, Quinn I'd understand.
But her?

Do you think
she's prettier than me?

Don't answer that.

My dads went
to couples counseling...

because one of them
put up wallpaper in the den
without asking the other.

They said it was the only thing
that kept them from killing
each other.

We need your help.
That's why I set up
this counseling session.

You're both in Glee.

Why don't you sing about it?

Right?
Aren't there some great songs
about betrayal or something?

I'm pretty sure
there's some Eagles songs.

Right, let's do plan "B."
We'll start with you, Finn.

Why did you lie to Rachel?

I didn't wanna hurt her.

Then why did you
do it with her?

Why are you so caught up
with who it was?

- Is it because she's hot?
- Yeah, sure, she's super hot,
but that's...

As a therapist,
is it productive for me
to slap him right now?

Well, I'm not
a therapist, but no.

- Um, maybe you
should storm out.
- Yeah.

Is there anything else
you wanna talk about?

What are you doing?
We've been looking
for you all day.

I'm paralyzed with fear.

I've been here since
second period. I really,
really have to pee.

What are you afraid of?
You're gonna be featured
at sectionals.

- You should be happy.
- I can't handle the pressure.

I know I'm more talented
than all of you. Britney
Spears taught me that.

It's just,
I can't have whether we win
or lose on my shoulders.

- But- But we all know
you can do it.
- And I know that I can't.

Just like I know the cricket
that reads to me at night
is totally stealing my jewelry.

It's... It's really too bad...

I can't give you my magic comb.

What's a magic comb?

- You've never heard of
a magic comb?
- Mm-mmm.

You comb your hair with it,
and you can't lose.

I mean, I'd give you mine,
but I need it.

Wait.

Since you're going to dance
the lead at sectionals,
you win, I win.

Please, can I have
the magic comb?

- Here.
- Artie, thank you so much.

You really are
the best boyfriend ever.

We're gonna win this thing
because of you.

I didn't steal
that soda machine.
And if I did, I wasn't alone.

I'm gonna pretend
I didn't hear that,

because if I did,
I'd be down to
10 Glee Club members,

which, as you probably
remember from the rule book,

is two less than we need
to compete at sectionals.

I'm not big
on reading rule books.
Well, I'm not big on reading.

Kurt's gone,
and he's not comin' back.

We need a 12th member.

Now, I always go
to Rachel and Finn
in these situations,

but you might be
the most well-known kid
in this entire school.

There's a method
to my madness.

I want you
to use that madness
to recruit a new member.

Glee needs you
to be its ambassador.

More like
its am-bad-ass-ador.

- But what's in it for me?
- You love the Glee Club.

We get a new member
and we win, you get
to keep doing what you love.

You can count on me,
Mr. Schue.

Hey, Kurt, wait up.

I saw that Glee Club
was hard for you today,

seeing your ideas
shot down like that.

It's just a different
energy in there.

Not better or worse,
just something I'll
have to get used to.

We recognize that,

and we have a tradition
at this school of rewarding
a student with a good attitude.

So, we would like to invite you
to audition for a solo.

- For sectionals?
- For sectionals.

Sing something good.

All right,
listen up.

You gonna light
your farts on fire again?
Because I'm a major fan.

I wanna talk to you guys
about Bruce Springsteen.

- Is this goin' somewhere?
- Don't push me, Karofsky.

You forced my boy Kurt
out of here,

and juvie or no,
you're already number one
on my list to go Death Star on.

Anyways,
so Bruce is destined to go
blue-collar his whole life,

but instead, he goes and buys
an old Strat from a pawn shop
and just starts wailing on it,

starts putting all the pain
and the promises and the dreams
into that music,

and the next thing he knows,
he's on the cover of Time
and Newsweek in the same week.

- Those are magazines.
- Not to seem redundant,
but is this going somewhere?

Glee Club, dudes.
It's time to join up.

Sign up for Glee Club?

Why don't you come to my church
on Sunday and get my cousins
to sign up for the Klan?

Glee Club is cool.

Glee Club is
most definitely not cool.

Clearly we need to reinstate
the 10:00 a.m. Slushee.

Mm-mmm.
I say we make
an example of him.

I say you're right.

Get him! Get him!
Not the face!
Not the face!

Where's Puck? I haven't seen him
since yesterday, and I need him
to get me a churro.

My guess is he'd rather quit
Glee Club than lose sectionals,
and I can't blame him.

Our set's
gonna be real light
on the Mercedes.

If The Warblers win sectionals,
it's only because we gave them
Kurt. We should not clap.

If we lose,
we should throw possums.

Rachel,
what are you doing?

I'm not doing anything.

You've silenced my talents.
I'm merely protesting.

My talents are
wasted in this club.

My star shines too bright,
and I think you're
threatened by it.

Take that off!
I'm tired of this,
Rachel.

You have a terrible attitude,
you're a lousy sport,
and it is not okay anymore.

Well, I'm upset.
I'm furious about this.

- About a couple of things,
actually.
- I'm sorry you're disappointed.

But you know,
you could also make
the choice to be happy...

that we're a part
of a glee club bursting
at the seams with talent.

There's an awful lot
of "me" talk going around.

"What's in it for me?"
"What solo am I gonna sing?"

Now, when we go to sectionals,
we're gonna be good sports.

We'll cheer on The Hipsters.
We'll cheer on Kurt
and The Warblers.

And if they win,
we will congratulate them
because that's who we are.

- Dude, where have you been?
- I found him in a Porta-Potty.

I was trying to find Kurt's
replacement for sectionals.

- I was trapped in that
Porta-Potty for 24 hours.

Buddha, Allah, Satan,
help me!

- Are you an angel?
- Screw you.

So I asked her
if she wanted to join.

Here are my conditions:
A carton of Cadbury Eggs...

Good luck finding them.
They're not in season.

And...

I want seven minutes
in heaven with you.

I have to say,
she kinda rocked
my world.

Okay, guys, um...

Well, looks like
we're back in business.

Let's all welcome
our newest member,
Miss Lauren Zizes.

Puck, nice work.

We owe you one.

Did I tell you
he bought me dinner after?

You okay?

Why are you talking to me?
Are you gonna steal
something from me?

Look, after six hours in
that Porta-John, Ozzy himself
would have turned to God.

I prayed. I promised him
that if he got me outta there,
I'd start being nicer to people.

Then I realized there
was no way I could do that,
so I changed it to just Jews.

- It's Finn.
- Boyfriend troubles.
I got that covered.

Considering I'm usually
the cause of them,
I'd say I'm an expert.

Walk with me.

Have you
been working out?

Your arms
seem bigger.

It's the steroids.

- We have a big problem.
- Is the problem your outfit?

Because you look like
a cheerleader zombie corpse.

I have no choice.
Mike Chang likes cheerleaders.

You of all people
should know.

- He's having an affair
with Brittany.
- What? You're crazy.

- You haven't noticed
her ignoring you lately?
- Not really. It's Shark Week.

- They're inseparable.
- They're doing a number
together at sectionals.

- They've been rehearsing.
- Really? Just rehearsing?

Exhibit "A." I kissed him,
and it tasted like Lip Smackers.

You know who
wears Lip Smackers?
Brittany.

She doesn't mind sharing. I love
borrowing her Lip Smackers.
It's like candy for your lips.

Don't be naive, Artie.
She's a cheerleader.
He's a football player.

You and I never had
a chance at either of them.

Hey, Rachel.
I've been looking
for you.

Don't bother spying on me
to get a leg up...

because the only solos that
I'm getting for sectionals
are in my mind.

Actually,
I was hoping
you could help me.

I've been sitting in my car
for an hour waiting for Karofsky
to make a Mickey D's run.

I've been invited
to audition for a solo.

Why should I help you?
You're our competition now.

Because even though
we hate each other,

we've had our moments,
and I could use
your expertise.

And no one knows
how to kill a ballad
quite like you.

You are as
brilliant and talented
as you are irritating.

Considering that this
might be my only chance
to sing for a little while,

I'll give you a couple tips.

So, what did you,
uh, have in mind?

I've settled on
Céline Dion's classic,
"My Heart Will Go On."

- Oh, no. No, no, no.
- No?

Listen, you need something
much more personal than that.
I mean, this is about you.

- Do you ever fantasize
about your own funeral?
- No.

I do. Finn throwing himself
into the grave out of grief...

and all of the heartfelt
speeches and the regrets.

- That's insane.
- Clearly no one in
the Glee Club appreciates me.

Is it so wrong for me
to fantasize about them...

finally realizing
how amazing I am,
but it being too late?

And there's only one song
that expresses those feelings.

- I'm sure that
it's in here somewhere.
- Oh.

-

It won't be easy

You'll think it strange

When I try to explain
how I feel

That I still need your love

After all that I've done

You won't believe me

All you will see

Is the girl you once knew

Although she's dressed up
to the nines

At sixes and sevens with you

I had to let it happen

I had to change

Couldn't stay all my life
down-at-heel

Looking out of the window

Staying out of the sun

So I chose freedom

Running around

Trying everything new

But nothing
impressed me at all

I never expected it to

Don't cry for me, Argentina

The truth is
I never left you

All through my wild days

My mad existence

I kept my promise

Don't keep your distance

Don't cry for me, Argentina

The truth is
I never left you

All through my wild days

My mad existence

I kept my promise

Don't keep your distance

Have I said too much

There's nothing more
I can think of to say to you

But all you have to do

Is look at me to know

That every word is true

So how many times
have you guys auditioned?
Three.

Six.

- Hey, guys. Nick, Jeff,
congrats. You're moving on.

Oh, dude.

Thank you.

Congratulations.
Thank you.

Any sage advice?

Don't try so hard
next time.

I didn't realize that
caring was frowned upon.

I don't know
how it worked
at your old school,

but did you notice
that we all wear
uniforms around here?

It's about being
part of the team.

I guess I'm just
used to having to
scream to get noticed.

You're not gonna make it
as a Warbler if all you care
about is getting noticed.

You're right.
I'm sorry.

I know it's gonna take
some getting used to,

but you'll fit in
soon enough, I promise.

- How's the number
for sectionals coming?
- Hi. Um, yeah, it's good.

Wait. Do you maybe wanna
see a movie tonight?

Uh, I can't.
I have rehearsal with Mike.

Well, how about
a latte tomorrow morning?

Artie, I can't,
and I can't talk
right now either.

I have to go rehearse.
I'm really, really sorry.

Hey.
Is something wrong?

I'm beginning to think
my new directions for the New
Directions was a terrible idea.

- Oh, no.
- We're off to sectionals,
and I've...

I've never seen the kids
so out of sync.

You look great though.

- Ready to go?
- I can't.

Why?

I didn't tell Carl
I was going with you.

Ever since Rocky Horror
he's had some issues with you.

You know, with us
spending time together.

Actually, it was
counseling Finn and Rachel
that made me realize that...

sometimes the withholding
of the truth can make someone
feel as bad as lying.

So I told him
the truth last night,
and we had a big fight.

Then we made up, and...

then he told me
that he loved me,

and then I told him
that I love him back.

Well, we're gonna miss
our good luck charm.

Mr. Schuester,
not that I really care,

but if we don't
leave now, we're gonna
miss the competition.

- Good luck.
- Yeah, thanks.

Then go down to 7-Eleven
and get some. I need Raisinets.

- Carb loading?

Puck got Lauren Zizes
to take your place,

and she won't go on
unless she gets
her damn candy.

She's a warm body.

- Hey, did you, uh,
get your solo?
- Sadly, no.

Oh, wow, if you didn't
get a solo, then they must
be really good. We are doomed.

Sorry, that was selfish.
What I meant to say was,

"Wow, that- That really sucks.
I'm sure you were really good."

I was.
I mean, I think I was.

Being in The Warblers has really
made me question everything
I thought about myself.

Yeah.

What has become of us,
Kurt?

- So, do you miss us?
- I do.

Being a Warbler is great, but...

I don't think they
appreciate my individuality
as much as you guys did,

and I can't help but think
that I let you guys down.

It's your life, Kurt, and
you weren't safe at McKinley
anymore, and we all get it.

How come you were
never this nice to me
when I was your teammate?

Because you were
my only real competition.

- Don't tell.
Yeah, true.

Aw.

So how's Finn? I feel bad.
I haven't spoken to him
since the wedding.

I, uh, haven't really
talked to him much either.

I found out that
he and Santana were
romantically involved,

- and he lied to me about it.
- Wait, you didn't
know about that?

Kurt, they're calling places.

- Hey.
- Thanks again,
Rachel.

Every generation

Blames the one before

And all
of their frustrations

Come beating on your door

I know that
I'm a prisoner to all
my father held so dear

I know that I'm a hostage
to all his hopes and fears

I just wish
I could have told him

In the living years

- Say it, say it,
Say it loud
- Say it loud

Say it clear

Say it, say it, say it
- You can listen

- You can listen
as well as you hear
- As well as you hear

Hey, you got to realize
that it's too late

Say it loud
- Come on, say it, say it

- Say, say
Say it clear

And now, for our second
performance of the program,

from Dalton Academy
in Westerville,
The Warblers.

Hey

Hey

Tonight
Hey

Hey
- Hey

- Hey
- Hey

- Your lipstick stains

On the front lobe
of my left-side brains

I knew I wouldn't forget you

And so I went
and let you blow my mind

Let you blow my mind

- Your sweet moonbeam
- Sweet moonbeam

The smell of you in
every single dream I dream

I knew when we collided

You're the one
I have decided

- Who's one of my kind
- One of my kind

Hey, soul sister

Ain't that Mr. Mister
on the radio, stereo

The way you move
ain't fair, you know

Hey, soul sister

I don't want to miss
a single thing you do

- Tonight
- The way you can cut a rug

Watching you
is the only drug I need

So gangsta
I'm so thug

You're the only one
I'm dreaming of

You see
I can be myself
now finally

- In fact, there's
nothing I can't be
- Nothing I can't be

I want the world to see
you'll be with me

Hey, soul sister

Ain't that Mr. Mister
on the radio, stereo

The way you move
ain't fair, you know

Hey, soul sister

I don't want to miss
a single thing you do

- Miss a thing
Tonight

- Hey
- Hey

- Tonight
- Hey

Hey
- Hey

- Hey
- Hey

Hey
- Hey

- Tonight

These costumes are causing
some unmentionable chafing.

Are you okay?
No. I'm totally
freaking out.

Last time we performed
in front of an audience,
I went into labor.

I think I'm having
post-traumatic
stress disorder.

F.Y.I., I'm totally
available to fill in.

Nowhere to run
from me or your lies.

I hope they judge us
on dancing and adultery, because
you're aces at both of them.

I don't understand
how you found out.

I am so stupid.
I can't believe I did it.

I've never felt more awful
about anything in my life.

What's Artie
all worked up about?
You're such a jerk.

You told Kurt?
I don't remember.
Maybe.

About Finn and Santana?
No. I think I told him.

- Who told you?
- Me. I think Brittany told me.

- Or maybe it was Puck.
- Yeah, it was me.

- Everybody knew
about this but me?
- Pretty much.

Nobody tells you anything
because "A:"
You're a blabbermouth,

and "B:" we all just
pretend to like you.

That's not true.
I kind of like her.

Look, Rachel,
when this all happened,
you were dating another guy,

so you don't have
a right to be pissed
at me about it, okay?

And fine, I shouldn't
have lied about it,

but to be honest,
that isn't what
you care about.

- You care about
the Santana of it all.
- Who are you right now?

Best greenroom ever.
You know what?

You guys are gonna have to
find somebody else to mindlessly
harmonize in the background,

because I'm not
going onstage with him.

Make that two subs.
I'm not going out there
with Brittany.

- Me either.
- Enough!

Listen to yourselves!
I am ashamed of you.

Think back to where
you were this time last year...

In this room, no set list,
no choreography,
no chance in hell of winning,

but you did win,
because you did it together.

Look, I don't care
if you guys hate each other.

All I want is for
you guys to go out there
and sing together.

Get up there and for six
minutes, remind yourselves
that you're not alone.

All right. Showtime!

Just tell me why
you would cheat on me.

I don't know.
Why would I cheat on you?
Is this a Mad Lib or something?

You cheated on me with Mike.
You admitted it
in the greenroom.

- When?
- When I was accusing you
of adultery.

- What does that have to do
with me cheating?
- "Adultery" means cheating.

I thought it meant
being stupid.

Like being a dolt.

I didn't cheat on you.
I did something much worse.

I lost your magic comb.

I don't know what happened.
I had it in my pocket.

Then I went to motocross
practice, and then,
when I left, it was gone.

That's why
I've been avoiding you.
I was so ashamed.

That magic comb was
our only chance of winning,

the only thing keeping me
from totally screwing it up.

- I didn't wanna
let you down, Artie.
- That wasn't a magic comb.

I found it on the floor
and ran into you on the way
to tossing it in the trash.

- And you let me
comb my hair with it?
- You don't need a magic comb.

You're magic, Brittany.
The way you move.

I should have told you
that in the first place,
and I'm sorry.

When I'm
out there dancing today,

it won't be for the team
or for the crowd.

It will be for you.

What are you doing?
I'm a wrestler.

This is how I get
psyched up for competition.

Listen, you don't
have to be nervous.

You saved my life.
I've got your back.

I'm not nervous.
You know why?

- Why?
- Because show choir
is stupid.

And now, for our final
performance of the program,

from McKinley High,
the New Directions!

What?

You look beautiful.

Ooh

Now, I've had
the time of my life

No, I've never felt
like this before

Yes, I swear it's the truth

And I owe it all to you

'Cause I've had
the time of my life

And I owe it all to you

I've been waiting
for so long

And now I finally found
someone to stand by me

We saw the writing
on the wall

As we felt
this magical fantasy

Now with passion in our eyes

There's no way we could
disguise it secretly

So we take each other's hand

'Cause we seem
to understand the urgency

- Oh
- Just remember

You're the one thing

- I can't get enough of
I can't get enough of

So I'll tell you something

- This could be love
This could be love

Because
I've had the time of my life

- No, I never felt
this way before
- Never felt this way

Yes, I swear it's the truth

And I owe it all to you

- Now, I
- I

Had the time of my life

No, I never felt
this way before

Never felt this way
Yes, I swear
it's the truth

And I owe
it all to you

- I've had
the time of my life
- Of my life

No, I never felt
this way before

Never felt this way
- Yes, I swear

Yes, I swear
- It's the truth

- It's the truth
- And I owe it all to you

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Well, sometimes
I go out by myself

- And I look across
the water

And I think of all the things
What you're doin'

And in my head
I paint a picture

'Cause since I've come on home
Well, my body's been a mess

And I miss
your ginger hair and
the way you like to dress

Oh, won't you come on over

Stop makin' a fool out of me

Why don't you
come on over, Valerie

Valerie

Why don't you come on over

- Valerie

- Valerie

Why don't you come on over

Well, sometimes
I go out by myself

And I look across the water

And I think of all the things
What you're doin'

And in my head
I paint a picture

'Cause since I've come on home
Well, my body's been a mess

And I miss
your ginger hair and
the way you like to dress

Won't you come on over

- Stop makin'
a fool out of me

Oh, why don't you
come on over, Valerie

Valerie

Why don't you come on over

Valerie, Valerie

Why don't you come on over

Valerie

Why don't you
come on over, Valerie

And now,
this year's head judge,

Associate Director of the Ohio
Department of Motor Vehicles,
Mr. Pete Sosnowski.

Thank you.

And thank you
to all the groups who
performed here today.

We all had
a serious good time.

You know what else
is a serious good time?

Taking two minutes to save
a life by filling out
an organ donor card,

because it's never
too late to donate.

Drumroll, please.

In third place,

The Hipsters.

Thank you.
Drive carefully.

And now,
the winner of this year's
West-Central Sectionals...

is...

It's a tie.

Congratulations!
You're all going
to the regionals!

Congratulations.
Hey, nice work.
See you at regionals.

We get to go on.

Yeah.

Hey.

Hi.

You okay?

- Is that your trophy?
- Yeah, this is it.

- Wow.
- We won.

- I know. I heard. It's
exciting. Congratulations.
- Thanks.

- I wanted to call you,
but I, uh...
- Emma, it's cool.

- Guess you didn't need your
good luck charm after all.
- You were missed.

I need to tell you
about my weekend.

I think I'd rather
not hear all the details.

- Carl took me to Vegas.
- Why are you telling me?

Is... Is that
an engagement ring?

It's a wedding ring
actually.

I...

l-I'm happy for you.

- Will, I...
- Let's just leave it at that.

- When we first started Glee
Club, I told Mr. Schuester...

that being a part
of something special
makes you special,

and I just-
I think I lost that
somewhere along the way.

But winning that way
at sectionals...
It really reminded me of it.

Are we a part
of something special,
you and me?

Yes.

I love you.

No more lying.

Ever.

There's, um, something
that I... I need to tell you.

Last week, when we...
when we were fighting,

I was so mad at you
and I was... I was so hurt...

that I wanted
to make you feel
as bad as I felt.

Is something wrong?
Did I bite you again?

I did this to Finn
once before.
I can't do it again.

I'm sorry.
I have to go.

I'm so sorry,
a-and it will never,
ever happen again.

I knew you were
a lot of things, Rachel.

I loved you because
and in spite of all of them, but...

- I never thought you were mean.
- I'm saying that I'm sorry.

And doesn't what
you did with Santana
kinda cancel this out?

We weren't together.
I didn't cheat on you.

- How could you do this to me?
- It was a mistake.

Maybe we should go to
another counseling session
with Miss Pillsbury.

Can't have
couple's counseling
if you're not a couple.

- You're breaking up with me?
- What you did was
really bad, Rachel.

You knew how sensitive
I'd be about this after
what happened with Quinn.

You said you'd
never break up with me.

I never thought
you'd make me feel like this.

Got your text. What's wrong?

It's Pavarotti.
I think he's sick.

I'm taking
good care of him,
but h-he won't sing,

and he's losing
his feathers.

Oh, he's just molting.

He's growing a new coat
of feathers, so his body
has to shut down a little.

But don't worry about it.

He's got food, water.

He seems
to like his cage.

Just give it a little while.

He'll be singing again
in no time.

Don't forget.
Warbler practice
tonight at 5:00.

Regionals,
here we come.

You changed your look.

Yeah, this is more me.

Sorry I doubted you,
Mike.

Asian kiss?
Asian kiss.

Congratulations, guys.

- It wasn't pretty,
but we're moving on.

And I, for one, am gonna
be happy to have regionals
and nationals to focus on.

Mr. Schue, we heard the news
about Miss Pillsbury marrying
the finest dentist alive.

It's all right.
We don't need
to talk about it.

Now,

I know we've had our, um...
our dramas this week,

but our family's
back in a happy place,

and I think we should
celebrate the best way
we know how.

Rachel, so how
would you like to solo?

Thanks, but, um,
I don't really feel
like a solo right now.

I-I'd like to defer to
this week's two unsung heroes,

Mercedes and Tina.

Well, don't have
to ask me twice.

Happiness hit her

Like a train on a track

Coming towards her

Stuck still

No turning back

She hid around corners

And she hid under beds

She killed it with kisses

And from it she fled

The dog days are over

The dog days are done

The horses are coming

So you better run

Run fast for your mother

Run fast for your father

Run for your children
For your sisters
and your brothers

Leave all your love
and your loving behind

You can't carry it with you
if you want to survive

The dog days are over

The dog days are done

Can you hear the horses

'Cause here they come

And I never wanted

Anything from you

Except everything you had

And what was left
after that too

Oh

Run fast for your mother
Run fast for your father

Run for your children
For your sisters
and your brothers

Leave all your love
and your loving behind

You can't carry it with you
if you want to survive

The dog days are over

The dog days are done

Can you hear the horses

'Cause here they come

Dog days are over

Dog days are done

Here they come

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