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Here's what you missed.

Kurt's getting harassed
and doesn't know what to do.

- I'm gonna kill you.
- Finn and Kurt got mad
at each other...

because Kurt had a crush on Finn,
then Finn called him a nasty name.

But it also wasn't cool
that Kurt couldn't take a hint.

And they're parents are dating,
so it's a little awkward.

Sam and Quinn
are sort of dating.
Sue sort of dated Rod Remington.

You sunk my battleship, Rod,
and you sunk it hard.

Then she caught him cheating,
so she's back on the market.

That's what you missed on Glee.

Okay.

Oh.

What's going on?
Is this one of those interventions,
'cause...

If it is, it's for both of us.
They bombarded me and forced me
to bring them to you.

- Come on. Tell 'em.
- No, no.

- We said in the car...
- Come on, please. You.

- Please.
- All right.

So, you know how I drive Carole
to work every Tuesday?

Well, today I drove here,

and we snuck into that classroom
where Kurt introduced us...

very romantic of me,
I might add, and I...

He proposed!
He proposed!
Ah!

- You stole the punch line!

- Come on.
- Wow. This just happened?

- Oh, Dad!
- We wanted the two of you
to be the first to know.

Yeah, after the kids
in that homeroom.
Come on. Family hug. Ah?

Okay.
Come on.

I'm so excited
and... and nervous.
Don't be. Don't be.

- Okay.
- Oh, my God.
This is just what I needed.

I will take care
of it from here.

I have a trunk
full of wedding magazines
hidden under my bed.

I'm thinking of
a russet and cognac theme.

Those are colors, Finn.
Fall wedding colors. Autumnal.

Nothing too extravagant, Kurt.
Okay? We're gonna use
whatever savings we have.

We are spending it
on the honeymoon. That's right.
We're going to Waikiki.

We're gonna go to the hotel
where they put up
the guest stars on Lost.

Finn, you...
you haven't said anything.

Uh, I... I guess
I'm just kind of stunned.

Hey. Don't worry.
I'm already looking
for a bigger house...

one where everybody's
gonna get their own rooms,
all right?

Come on, honey.
Be happy for me.

- I am, Mom.
All right. Now listen.

Kurt, Mr. Wedding Planner,
I want you to take care
of one thing.

I don't care about the food
or the booze at this party,

but I want one heck of a band.

I've been eating right,
I have been exercising,

and I want to boogie
with Carole at this wedding.

- Oh!
- And I will boogie.

All right. It's already
taken care of, Dad.

I'm gonna hire
the New Directions as your band.
Right? It won't cost you a cent.

They're cheap.
They're available.

Long story short,

you're having a Glee wedding.

Today is a red-letter day.

The big day has finally arrived
for one Sue Sylvester.

Becky, get in here!
Get these invites
down to the post office stat.

Got it, Coach.

And to think
that this joyous occasion
began in horror.

...which is why I just prefer
to think of the homeless
as outdoorsy.

So, shine on, urban campers.
You smell like adventure.

And that's how Sue "C's" it.

Sue, you're
the bee's knees.

Before we break,
I'd like to make
an announcement.

Rod and I are engaged.

I popped the question
in my building's common-use
hot tub. "Bool-yah."

Not to worry, ladies.
It's an open marriage.

We'll be right back.

How dare you humiliate me like that.
People know you and I dated.

Sue, you can't tame the tiger.

- You've read my tattoos.
Face it, Sue.

You're never gonna find someone,
and you're gonna die alone.

So I decided
to try online dating.

- There was only one match
for Sue Sylvester.

One Sue Sylvester.

Be my
Be my baby

So, thanks, eDesperate.
I'm over the moon.

Or maybe I'm a little high
off this adhesive.

But I want to scream
from the highest mountain...

Sue Sylvester
is marrying herself.

My one and only baby

Hey.

Is that safe...
with your shoulder
messed up and all?

Doesn't feel messed up to me.
Now that I'm healthy, I'm gonna be
gunning to get my job back.

Well, Coach Beiste
isn't gonna replace me
while we're winning.

You can't win every game.
Look. I still want to be friends.

It's just I'm kind of
on the cusp of being one of
the most popular guys in school.

Wow. I, uh... I didn't think
you were the type
that cared about that stuff.

Everyone does.
Being on top means you don't
have to take crap from anybody.

No teasing, no Slushee facials.

Being quarterback
isn't gonna put you on top,

especially since you can't even
get Quinn to be your girlfriend.

I'm working on that too.

So, what do you want to
talk about in private?

These galactic mobiles
aren't the stars of McKinley.

We are.

Or at least
I want us to be.
Okay.

I think I love you.

Oh.

Look. My shoulder's healed.
I'm gonna be the quarterback again soon.

You're already
the head cheerleader.

Oh, my God.
Are you proposing?

We've known each other
for six weeks.

Stand up.
You're freaking me out.
I want to marry you... someday.

Until then,
will you accept
this promise ring?

What are you, six?

If you accept,

this ring will symbolize
my promise to you to be true,

to never pressure you
to do anything more than kiss,

to listen to your problems,
to tell you when you have food
in your teeth, or eye gunk,

to come over to your house
whenever you need something
superheavy moved around.

I promise to make you feel proud
when you point down the hall...

and say
"That dude's my boyfriend."

I promise to do
all of those things...

without ever trying to
sound like Matthew McConaughey.

I really care about you, Quinn,

and I want us to be together.

Is that a no?

It's a maybe.

Hey. Uh, so, I've been
reviewing this itinerary,
and I don't really get it.

Are you sure we should release
300 live doves indoors?

Won't that get kind of messy?

That's why we feed them
glitter, Finn.

Oh. Well, look.

I've been thinking about it.
I really want to do something
special for the wedding,

and I want to take this opportunity
to sort of remind everyone...

that I'm, you know, a leader.

I have the perfect idea.

After you walk your mom
down the aisle
and give her away to my dad...

Incredibly creepy.

And give your speech
to the newlyweds,
which I will write,

although you are free
to suggest overall themes,

you and Carole will have
a lovely mother-and-son dance
in front of everyone.

That's a terrible idea.
Everybody knows
I'm the worst dancer.

Finn, trust me on this.
I have been planning weddings
since I was two.

My Power Rangers
got married and divorced...

in so many combinations,
they were like Fleetwood Mac.

I guess if I could pull it off,
it would make me seem
like a cool stud.

Totally.

Thanks. It's a plan.

I don't want you near me.

Can I have this?

Thanks.

Are you okay?

No.
Let's go to
the principal. Come on.

Did he physically hurt you?

- No.
- You said he shoved you
into the lockers before.

I can't expel a kid for shoving.
He'll just say,

"I didn't mean to
shove that kid. I tripped."

Excuse works like a charm.
I use it all the time.

He didn't shove me this time.
He just terrified me.

Lady, I can't suspend a student
because he scares you.

High school is a dry run
for the rest of your life.

It's rough.
People can be mean.

That's your advice?
That's all you have to say?

William,
I was bullied my entire life.

I grew up with
a "handicapable" sister.

I know very well
how cruel people can be.

Was it difficult? Yes.
Did it make me stronger?

- You bet it did.
- It's the fear that's the worst.

I never know when it's coming.
I can't concentrate.

I don't feel like
I'm part of the school at all.
I feel like I'm in a horror movie...

where this creature follows me
around terrifying me,

and there's nothing
that I can do about it?

I mean, you...
you don't know what's going on
in this kid's head.

You don't know
what he's capable of.

- What does that mean?
- Nothing. Maybe I'm overreacting.

Lady, this kid lays a finger on you,

you come straight to me,
and I will expel him...

faster than a Thai takeout place
can read back your delivery order.

Okay? But until that happens...
and I'm genuinely sorry to say this...

there's nothing legally
I or the school board can do.

Come on, Kurt.
We're gonna be late for rehearsal.

You know, when you call me
"lady"...that's bullying.
And it's really hurtful.

I'm sorry. I thought
that was your name.

As an apology,
I'll allow you to choose
from the following nicknames:

Gelfling, Porcelain
and Tickle-Me-Doughface.

- I guess I'll go with Porcelain.
- Damn.

Totally wanted
Tickle-Me-Doughface.

Ladies, the Kurt/Karofsky
bullying situation
is getting way out of control.

Kurt's miserable.
He's losing weight-
and not in a good way...

and he's barely even
fighting me for solos anymore.

We've all been teased,
but something about what Karofsky's
doing is so much worse.

We're all lucky enough
to have boyfriends
on the football team.

I say we band together
and demand
that they confront Karofsky.

Okay. First off all,
I'm not dating Sam.
And second of all,

I think you personally
just set the feminist movement
back 50 years.

But guys like Karofsky
only respond to muscle.

So we're gonna fight
violence with violence?

No. Look. I'm not saying
that they should hit him.

What I'm saying is that
we need to defend Kurt,
and there's strength in numbers.

I'm confused.
Are you and Artie
officially dating now?

Deal with it.

When you guys fooled around,
did he ever, like,
just lie there?

Why didn't you tell me
that we were having
a Glee girls meeting?

This is a meeting for
Glee girls with boyfriends.

We're gonna make them
stop Karofsky
from bullying Kurt.

- Okay, I'm dating Puckerman.
- You're getting naked
with Puckerman.

Besides, Puck can't
mess with Karofsky.
He's on probation.

- If he gets in a fight with him,
he'll be sent back to juvie.
- Mm-hmm.

Yeah. So now, if you'll excuse us.

You're so on my list, dwarf.

Look. If something bad
happens to Kurt,

and we didn't do
anything to stop it,

we'll never be able
to live with ourselves.

I'm a little confused.

I said not only
am I marrying myself,

I will be officiating
the ceremony.

I'm not, um...
Marcia Dean,

when I hired you
and your crack team
at Marcia Dean Weddings,

I did so because you specialize
in unique weddings.

Well, that mostly means
that some of them
take place outside.

Marcia Dean, you are fired.
You are out of your depth.

And nothing is too good
for Sue Sylvester.

Well, that's one way
to look at it.

Hello.

I'm Doris Sylvester.
I'm this one's mother.

Marcia, I'll bet people say
you look mannish.
But you know something?

I think it's perfectly all right
for a woman to be handsome.

Takes all kinds.

Susie. Come give
your mother a hug.

- Please don't call me that.
- Come on. Come on.

Oh.

Ow!

You poked me
in my sternum.

I always forget that you have
this rib cage that's kind of weird...
and adorable.

Think I'll sit down.

Mom, what are you doing here?

Good news, Suze.

We finally caught the last Nazi.

For two and a half years,
we've been hot on the trail...

of Eva Braun's
great-nephew Chad.

And you know what?
He's been under our noses
this whole time,

working in Phoenix
as a C.P.A.

Ah, I felt bad taking him out.

I mean, it's punishment enough
to live there.

Have you ever been to Phoenix?
It's a hellhole.

Mom, where have you been?

I haven't seen you
or heard from you
in over three years.

What do you mean?
I-I wrote you
all those postcards.

I mean, granted,
they were decoys.

- Have you been to see Jean yet?
- It's the top of my list.

Look. I, uh...

I know it's been
a long time, but...

the work I was doing was important.

And I always wanted to
get back here and...

be a mother
to you girls again.

But, Susie, I have to ask you,
what is it with
this ridiculous wedding?

- Have you given up on love?
- No, Mother.
Quite the opposite.

When you were little,
the other mothers used to tell me
that you'd never find anybody,

but I said, "No, no, no, no.

She's a perfectly okay child.

She'll grow into her looks."

And you know what?

I believe you still might.

Mother, I am going through
with this wedding,

and you are free to accept
the invitation or not.

Are you inviting me?
I'm inviting you now.

Well, I'm accepting.
Don't get so huffy.

But since your father's
no longer with us,
I want to walk you down the aisle.

No. I'm doing that.
Then I know exactly
what I'm going to do.

Do you remember when you were
a little girl, and you used to
ask me to sing to you?

I... I never had the time.
So you'd line up
your little dollies...

and they'd sing to each other.

Appalachian murder ballads.

But it was touching.

Do you know something though?

I'm going to be there
for you this time.

I'm going to sing at your wedding.

But why?
Karofsky plays right guard.

If he gets pissed at me,
I'm gonna get sacked
more times than Jay Cutler,

which means we're gonna lose,
which means Beiste is gonna
make Sam quarterback.

Is being quarterback
more important to you...

than helping out the kid
who's gonna be your stepbrother?

Look. We both know I can
help him more if I stay on top.
Kurt's gonna be fine.

Rachel, I'm sorry.
I want to, but I can't.

I've never been
so disappointed in you before.

But-

- Stop picking on Kurt.
- Do you mind? I'm changing.

We're serious.

- This is a warning.
- Oh, yeah?

- From now on,
you're gonna leave him alone.
- Look.

If he wants to be a homo,
that's up to him,
but don't rub it in my face.

- We're not asking you.
- Yeah. We're done talking about this.

Just back off, all right?
Look. You back off!

Hey!

Artie, you okay?

Ow!

Hey, hey, hey!
What's going on? Get up!

Get up here! Get up!

What the hell's
going on here?

- Dude was a wild animal.
- "Manimal."

I'm so turned on
by you right now.

How bad does it look?
It's pretty hot, actually.

You have no idea
how hard it was not to
jump into that beat-down.

- Where were you, Finn?
- I was still out on the field, okay?

I totally would have given him
a beat-down if I'd been there.

The fact is,
it shouldn't have gone down
without you, Finn.

You should have been
leading the charge.

Lay off Finn, everyone.
It isn't his problem.

It's none of your
problems, actually.

But thank you for what you did.
Especially Sam.

- Serious.
An epitome of a leader.
- What's going on?

What happened to Sam's eye?

He stood up to Karofsky.
All the guys did.

Well, not Finn.

Is everyone okay?
Do we all need to go
talk to Principal Sylvester?

No. I got in a few good licks too,
so we can just call it even.

And maybe this will send
a warning to Karofsky,
telling him to back off Kurt.

You okay, Kurt?

All right, guys.
Let's take our places.
We got a wedding to prepare for.

Well, Mr. Piano Man,
I think I owe you an apology.

Not to worry, Susie-Q.

I arranged for us to spend
an hour in here...

with that, uh...
that cutie pie...
what's his... handsome guy...

What's his name?
Will Schuester?

Phew!
Let's get this over with.

Look.

I know you've always
resented my leaving.

But I don't think you ever
truly appreciated...

the sacrifices I made
to be a famous Nazi hunter.

I don't think you ever thought
about how hard it was on me.

So, this is the song
I'm going to sing
at your wedding.

Yoo-hoo. Here we are.

I know you know it.

It's one of my favorites.

Well, hit it.

Why, oh, why, oh, why, oh

Why did I ever leave Ohio

Why did I wander
to find what lies yonder

When life was so cozy at home

Wondering while I wander

Why did I fly

Why did I roam

Oh, why, oh, why, oh

Did I leave Ohio
Did you leave Ohio

Maybe I'd better go

Home
O-H-l-O

Maybe I'd better go
Maybe you'd better go

Home

Well, Mother,
this song still doesn't explain
why you abandoned your children.

Ohio was stifling,
and we couldn't wait
to get out of the place.

And I told you,
"Sue, we're going to be
hunting Nazis."

And Pop said,
"Sue, this might take a little while."

Well, those Nazis are slippery,
and me hunting them
way down in Lima, Peru.

And we'd get postcards
from Niagara Falls.

While I'm stalking Mengele
in Bolivian malls.

Three times a year
we'd get crackling phone calls.

Happy birthday.
"Hunting Nazis."

Merry Christmas.
"Hunting Nazis."

Homesick.
Abandoned.

Heartsick.
Neglected.

Thank heavens we're free

Why, oh, why, oh, why, oh

Why did I ever leave Ohio

Oh, why, oh, why, oh

Did I leave Ohio
Did you leave Ohio

Maybe I'd better stay

Home

Well, that wasn't as good
as I thought it would be.

We... Whoa. Wait a minute.
I've got a fitting
for your wedding.

I'm wearing white.
I know you won't mind.

It goes with my skin tone.

You... You've got
your father's coloring.

Give us a kiss.

Maybe I'd better stay home

Thank you both for
attending the Kurt Hummel
wedding dance seminar.

Dad, you're gonna
have to pull off
the first dance with Carole.

And if Uncle Andy's
40th birthday party
was any indication,

you're gonna need some work.

What are you talking about?
My moves were great. Okay?
It was the damn sangria.

Okay. We dance to the beat,
not to the words.
Affected my coordination.

I'm here, right?
Yes. Right here. Okay.

All right.
Have you guys chosen...
No... a wedding song?

Ah, yes.
We're thinking "Stairway"
or some Bublé.

Okay. Great.
So it's basically
one, two, three, four. Okay.

Right. Opposite of me.
Okay? Get ready.
Opposite.

One, two, three, four.

- Okay. Good. And back.
- Look at me. I'm dancing, huh?

Look at that.
Yeah. Okay, okay.

Come over here,
and dance with yourself.
Practice.

Come on, Finn.
No chickening out.
I did it. You gotta do it too.

Okay. Uh...

- My feet are moving,
and there's music.
- All right.

- Position.
That's dancing.

Can we shut the door?
I'm not really comfortable
with people watching.

What are you talking about?
You danced in front of
a thousand people at regionals.

Okay.

What the hell was that?

- It's nothing, Dad.
- That was not nothing.

That guy was making fun of you.
What the hell's his name?

- Tell him, Kurt.
- Tell me what?

- Tell him, or I will.
- His name's Dave Karofsky.

He's been harassing me
for a few weeks now.

- Harassing you how?
- Just shoving me
and giving me a hard time.

There's more.
There's something else
you're not telling me.

He threatened to kill me.

What?
You gotta be kidding me.

Burt!

What the hell?
You like picking on people?

- What?
- Why don't you try me.

Burt, stop.
Please, you're sick.
Come on.

What the hell
have you been doing
while this is all going on, huh?

So it seems the situation
has reached a boiling point.

- You're damn right it has.
- Nothing happened.

I'll tell you what really happened.
Mr. Karofsky...

- My name's Paul.
- Paul, your kid
threatened the life of my son.

Porcelain, is that true?

That's not true.
I didn't say anything.

That's what he said.
He said he would kill me
if I told anyone.

If you told anyone what?

Just...
that he was picking on me.

He's making all this stuff up.
- Oh, is that right?

Hold on a sec.
You have been acting
differently lately, David.

You used to get A's and B's.

You're talking back,
you're acting out,
and now we're sitting here.

So let me ask you,

why would Kurt make that up?

Maybe he likes me.

I think we're
wasting our time here.

It's your job
to protect people.

Couldn't agree more.

After hearing
both sides of the story,
you are hereby expelled.

I will not have one student
threatening the life of another.

If you don't think this is fair,
you can appeal
to the school board.

You'll leave campus immediately.

I appreciate your time.

- Thank you.
- Enjoy your wedding.

Never learned how to tie a tie.

Sit down, Frankenteen.

I'm guessing you know
that you're losing it.

I mean, Sam is clearly
the new Glee favorite.

He's gonna become
starting quarterback.

What's your point?
My point is that
you need a coolness injection.

If you were honest
and told people
that we did it last year,

you would go from uncool
to Chilly Willy in a heartbeat.

Maybe, but I can't do that.

Wait.
What?

There's something
I have to tell you.
I didn't have sex with Jesse.

I... I lied...
to make you jealous.

It's cool. Um...

You know, I had a feeling,
considering how much
of a prude you are with me.

Not that I'm complaining.
This is so much better,

because now neither of us
have done it and we can
save it for each other.

Awesome.

If she found out,
she'd break up with me.
And this would be bad because...

Because I'm in love with her,
and I don't want to
hurt her feelings.

Don't you see that that midget
is like an anchor...

dragging you down
to the depths of Loserville?

Stop it, Santana.
That's my girlfriend.
I think you should leave.

All right.

Maybe I'll tell her.

I mean, if you two broke up,
we'd be free to
see each other, right?

Hey. What are you guys doing?

Nothing. I was just leaving.

Aren't you gonna tell me
how pretty I look?

You look amazing.

What?

I...

I just really love you.

I love you too.

It's a beautiful night

We're looking for
something dumb to do

Hey, baby

I think I wanna marry you

Is it the look in your eyes

Or is it this dancing juice

Who cares, baby

I think I wanna marry you

Well, I know this little chapel
on the boulevard
We can go

No one will know

Oh, come on, girl

Who cares if we're trashed
Got a pocket full of cash
we can blow

Shots of Patrón

And it's on, girl

Don't say
no, no, no, no, no

Just say
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

And we'll go, go, go, go, go

If you're ready like I'm ready

'Cause it's a beautiful night

We're looking for
something dumb to do

Hey, baby

I think I wanna marry you

- Is it the look in your eyes
-

- Or is it this dancing juice
-

Who cares, baby

I think I wanna marry you

Just say "I do"

-
- Tell me right now, baby

Tell me right now
baby, baby
Just say "I do"

'Cause it's a beautiful night

We're looking for
something dumb to do

Hey, baby

- I think I wanna marry you
-

Just say "I do"

Is it the look in your eyes

Or is it this dancing juice

Who cares, baby

I think I wanna marry you

Please, be seated.

We usually start
with a prayer,

but a certain
young wedding planner,
who shall remain nameless,

was afraid that
some in attendance
might fall asleep.

So instead,
I'm going to let
Burt and Carole...

tell you in their own words
why they've invited you here today.

I'm not really known
for having a way
with words. Uh...

You know, when you're a kid,
adults will tell you
a lot of things.

But one thing
they neglect to mention
is how... sad life can be.

I lost somebody
I loved very much.

But Kurt... he lost his mom.

And that killed me.

You know, we got by,
but looking back...
I want to apologize to you, Kurt.

What we were living
just... wasn't living.

You know that saying
that when God closes a door,
he opens a window?

Well...
Sometimes, out of nowhere,
he'll do you one better,

and he'll kick a whole wall down.

- He grabbed me
by the shoulders,

and he pointed me towards
this woman right here.

And he said, "There she is.

Go get her."

You're everything, Carole.

Words can't describe you.

You're everything.

And I will love you
till the day I die.

Okay.

I'm lucky.

Most women,
when they get married,
they get one man.

I get two.

One of you saved me
from my wardrobe,

the other one just saved me.

Kurt, you are an amazing person.

I'm not only getting a son,
I'm getting a friend.

Finn, I know you were
resistant at first,

but I am so proud of you.

I've watched you
grow into a man.

But I think I'm most proud
that you've become
a brother to Kurt.

We are four people...

becoming a family.

Okay.

Oh.

- Burt, do you take Carole...
- You bet I do.

And do you, Carole,
take this man...
Oh, yes, I do. Yes, I do.

Whoo!

Yeah!

When marimba rhythms
start to play

Dance with me
Make me sway

Like a lazy ocean
hugs the shore

Hold me close
Sway me more

Other dancers may be
on the floor, dear

But my eyes
will see only you

Only you have
that magic technique

When we sway, I go weak

When marimba rhythms start to play
dance with me

Make me sway

Like a lazy ocean
hugs the shore

- Hold me close
Sway me more

Like a flower
bending in the breeze

Bend with me
Sway with ease

When we dance
you have a way with me

Stay with me
Sway with me

Whoo!

- Whoo! Whoo!

And now I'd like to introduce
one of the best men:

Finn Hudson.

- All right?
- You did good.
It did the trick.

Oh. Thanks.

Hi. Uh, thank you.

Best man.

Right. Uh...

Well, I want to propose
a toast to my mom,

who is so awesome.

Uh, I mean, somehow,
even without one in the house,

you taught me
what it means to be a man.

In Glee Club,
uh, whenever two of us
got together,

we got a nickname.

Rachel and I are Finnchel.

Rachel and Puck
were Puckleberry.

And today,
a new union was formed.

Furt.

You and me, man.

We're brothers
from another mother.

And quite frankly, no one else
has shown me as much as you...

about what it means to be a man.

And over the past
few weeks, uh,

some stuff's gone down,
and I haven't manned up
like I should've.

From now on,

no matter what it costs me,
I got your back.

Okay?

Even if it means
getting a Slushee
in the face every now and then.

You put this entire wedding
together by yourself, Kurt.

So, as a thank-you,
I had the Glee Club put together
a little number in your honor.

You're gonna dance it
with me, dude.

-

Oh, her eyes, her eyes

Make the stars look like
they're not shinin'

Her hair, her hair
falls perfectly
without her tryin'

She's so beautiful

And I tell her every day

Oh, you know
you know, you know

I'd never ask you to change

If perfect's what you're searching for
then just stay the same

So, don't even bother asking
if you look okay

You know I'll say

When I see your face

There's not a thing
that I would change

- 'Cause you're amazing
- You're amazing

Just the way you are

- And when you smile
- When you smile

The whole world
stops and stares for a while

'Cause, girl, you're amazing

You're amazing

Just the way you are

The way you are

Girl, you're amazing

Just the way you are

When I see your face

There's not a thing
that I would change

'Cause you're amazing
You're amazing

Just the way you are

And when you smile

The whole world
stops and stares for a while

'Cause, girl, you're amazing

Just the way you are

Yeah

Well, I hope the real wedding
is more exciting
than the rehearsal.

You know what, Jeannie?

There's nothing like
spending time with my girls.

Then why did you
have to leave us?

I was busy.
I was busy keeping you safe.

Those Nazis... they're...
they're nasty people.

You got the illustrated copy
of Mein Kampf
I sent you, right?

Yes, I did. Thank you.
You're welcome.

Oh, what in the G.D. Hell?

- That's enough.
-

Dearly beloved,
we are gathered today...

to join Sue Sylvester
and Sue Sylvester
in holy matrimony.

- Jeannie, give me the rings.
- This is insane.

Sue, do you take Sue to be
your lawfully wedded spouse?

I do.

And, Sue,

do you take Sue to be
your lawfully wedded spouse?

I do.

By the power vested in me
by a Web site,

I hereby pronounce you
Sue and Sue.

You may kiss yourself.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry,
but this is crazy.

This whole thing is crazy.

I had my heart set
on singing during the ceremony.

I don't want to be singing
as you're walking out.

I want to have
a special moment
with you girls.

We girls have had lots
of special moments, Mother.
You just weren't there.

I resent that.
And I also resent the fact...

that you are keeping me
in the background...

at my own daughter's wedding,

which, I am sorry to say,
I still think is bizarre.

You know when I finally began
to like who I am?

When I stopped
trying to please you.

So Jean and I had to learn
how to become our own family,

and you can't just waltz in here
after all this time
and start calling the shots.

You're a bully, Mother.
It's taken till now to realize it,
but you are a bully.

I am not.

Mother, I cannot remember
a conversation with you...

where I didn't walk away
feeling worse about myself.

Well, you know what, Susan?
I'm disappointed in you.

I'm sorry to say, Mother.
You are no longer
invited to my wedding.

What about my song?
You're welcome to sing
"The Sound of Silence"...

in your hotel room right now.

All right.

And to think
I was going to send you
to Israel for your honeymoon.

They love me there.

You look beautiful.

I feel beautiful.

Hi.
Arnica. Twice a day.

It'll help your bruise.

Thanks.

I've been thinking a lot
about what you did for Kurt.

It made a real impact.

I thought the only impact
that was made was Karofsky's fist
impacting my face.

You saw what Finn did at the wedding.
That was because of you.

We've been talking
this whole time,

and you haven't even noticed
that I'm wearing your ring.

How'd you get that?
I broke into your locker.

I've always been really handy
with a nail file.

Really?
Mmm.

Yes.

This is absolutely unacceptable.

This psycho
threatens my kid's life,

and some school board,
made up of a bunch of people
I've never met,

tells me there's nothing
they can do about it?

Oh, they could do
something about it.
They just decided not to.

No one reported
witnessing him being violent,

and there's no way to prove
that he threatened you
with violence.

The school board president
issued a verbal warning to Karofsky,

and that's where we stand.

I can't go back to being
terrified all the time.

I jump every time a locker slams shut.
I flinch whenever I turn the corner.

I don't feel safe at the school.

Kids who bully,
for the most part,
have been bullied themselves.

And I, for one,
don't flatter myself
that that behavior can change.

Now, this kid Karofsky
isn't gonna all of a sudden
be nice to you,

and I won't stand by
unable to do anything about it.

Effective noon tomorrow,
Figgins is back in charge,

as I have tendered my resignation
as principal in protest.

I can't help you
behind that desk,

but I can be an extra pair of eyes
out in those hallways.

Someone ought to
have your back.

Besides, I miss my office.
This room smells weird.

I can't shake the feeling
that I'm inhaling
a lot of dead skin.

Well, I guess I'll try to enjoy
the rest of the day,
before the terror starts anew.

I'll see you at home.

Hey, Kurt. Wait up a second.
There's something
we want to talk to you about.

Come on, guys.
The wedding was great,

but we have got to get ready
for sectionals next week.

Kurt. Good. Oh.

I wanna talk to you about
this amazing idea I had
for a solo for you at sectionals.

- Can I make an announcement first?
- Yeah.

First, I wanted to
thank everyone for what you did
at my dad's wedding,

especially Finn.

It's nice to know that
I have great friends here,

as well as a true brother,

which is why it's so hard
for me to leave.

What do you mean "leave"?

I'm transferring
to Dalton Academy,
immediately.

My parents are using
the money they saved up
for their honeymoon...

to pay for the tuition.

Kurt, you can't leave.

What the hell, dude?
How about you talk with me
about this first?

I'm sorry, Finn,
but there's nothing to talk about.

Karofsky's coming back tomorrow,
so that means I won't be.

We can protect you.
Seriously.

- We can form a perimeter around you,
like the Secret Service.
- Yeah.

The only thing that can really protect me
is what they have at Dalton:

A zero-tolerance
no bullying policy.

It's enforced.

Um, does this mean that
you're gonna be competing
against us at sectionals?

Kurt.

I'm sorry. I...

I have to go.

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