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Here's what you missed on Glee.

Puck tried to steal an A.T.M.
And got stuck in juvie.

As far as badasses go,
I'm number "wah."

Sam and Quinn
are sort of a couple,
and so are Mike and Tina.

Artie and Brittany went out.
He sort of dumped her.
Now he sort of wants her back.

Kurt's pretty lonely
all by himself,
and so is Coach Beiste.

Sue keeps trying
to get her to quit.
She even baked her cookies.

Are those dog poop cookies?

That's what you missed on Glee.

Ooh!

Dude. How do you stand
that cold tub?

I'm used to cold showers
dating Quinn.

Mm-mmm.

No.

How about a little
somethin'-somethin'?

A little something-something
always leads to something more.

I've been there. Remember?

When we're prom king and queen,
it'll feel just as good
as a little something-something.

Been there, dude.
Actually, still there now, but...

How do we find the only
two girls in high school
that won't put out?

What do you do though?

Well, easy.

I just think about
the opposite of what I'm doing.

Oh, my God!

I've never actually
almost killed
a civil servant before.

Well, you have to find something
to be your own buzz kill.

You know, something
that is totally not hot.

I don't care!
If you're on this football team,
you'll wear a cup.

Hey, ever notice
that when the Beiste
gets all fired up,

her underpants go
right up her butt?

...in your groin
with that helmet?

You think The Nutcracker
is just a musical?

Do you want some 200-pound...
Looks like I found
my mailman.

Yes, you did.

I take it we have
a lot of sweater trains to
look forward to this season.

Are you okay?

Yeah. Fine.

All right, guys.
Let's get down to business.

First, let's welcome back
Noah Puckerman.

Puck, I hope your time in juvie
has taught you a lesson or two
about right and wrong.

Are you kidding me?
I ruled that place.

All I did was crack skulls
and lift weights all day.

Wow. What a catch.
Can't believe
I ever let you go.

And now, drumroll, Finn,

because I have in my hand
our competition
for sectionals next month.

- First, the a cappella choir...

from the all-boys
private school in Westerville,

the Dalton Academy Warblers.

All right.
Yeah!

Okay. Hold up.

Like a million awesome
gay jokes just popped
into my head.

And the other team to beat,
the Hipsters,

a first-year club from the Warren Township
continuing education program.

Now, they are a glee club
composed entirely...

of elderly people getting
their high school G.E.D.'s.

- Is that legal?
- How are we supposed to compete
against adorable old people?

Are you kidding? Brittle bones.

Give one of those old ladies
a good-luck pat on the rear,
it'll shatter her pelvis.

Moving on. Since it seemed...

to get you guys jazzed
about sectionals last year,

I want to make this week...

our second-annual
boys versus girls tournament.

So, split up into two groups,

and figure out what songs
you're gonna sing.

Okay. I have mashup ideas
in my emergency mashup list.

Kurt, gonna say it again.
Boys' team.

Okay. How about you put
your suggestions...

I say we do
a whole AC/DC medley.

The lead guitarist
drops his pants
at every concert.

I know it's not my place to ask,
but can you push me down
the back staircase?

My injury should be the same,
but it's more lightly populated,

so the humiliation
won't be as bad.

Relax. I'm here to take care of you.
You're my boy now.

I don't understand.

I got out of juvie early
because I agreed to do
community service.

But I ain't picking up trash
along the freeway.
That's ghetto.

So I told my probie officer that
I knew a cripple that needed some help,
and she went for it.

- I'm your community service?
- There's no way
I'm going back to juvie.

There's no chicks and no kosher
meal options up in that place.

Cool. So we're, like, friends.

Slow down, Professor X.
I never said anything
about liking you.

Now shut up right quick.
We're gonna steal some food
from the cafeteria.

This chair's a great place
for hiding stuff.

What is your problem?

You talking back to me?

You want a piece
of the Fury?
The Fury?

That's what I named my fist.
Ooh. With that
level of creativity,

you could easily
become assistant manager
at a rendering plant.

I don't know what that is,
but if I find out it's bad,

the Fury's gonna find you.

Is there anything
that I could do?

No. This is my hill
to climb alone.

Can I be honest?

I think it's getting to you.

Usually this stuff rolls
right off your back.

But lately you've been belligerent,
angry, pushing people away.

Can I be honest with you?

You, like everyone else
at this school, are too quick
to let homophobia slide.

And your lesson plans
are boring and repetitive.

Boys versus girls?
That doesn't challenge any of us.

You mean because
I didn't let you join
the girls like you wanted.

To answer your question,
yes, I'm unhappy.

And yes, being the only
out gay kid at this school
gets me down.

But most of all,

I'm not challenged
in the least here.

I'm not tossing the baby out
with the bathwater here.

I've totally done that.

We're just making an adjustment.

Boys, you are now doing songs...

traditionally sung
by girl groups.

And, girls,
try some classic rock.
The Who, The Stones.

The more opposite your choice,
the more points you get.

Don't worry, gentlemen.
I have this one under control.

Now, obviously for
this medley to work,

I'm gonna have to sing lead,

and, of course, when you're
singing Diana Ross,

Bob Mackie-esque marabou
feather boas are a must.

Isn't this lesson
about opposites?

I mean, you in a sequin gown
and a feather boa
is exactly what you'd expect.

Who said anything about a gown?

Dude, why don't you
make yourself useful...

and go put some rat poison...

in them old folks' Jell-O
or visit the Garglers.

- The Warblers.
- Whatever.
See what they're up to.

You can wear
all the feathers you want.
You'll blend right in.

Fine.

Is this hot enough
for you?

Say my name, Sam.

I said say my name.

Beiste.

You...

Are you okay?
Yeah.

I could do this for hours.

I know what I heard.

There we were making out,
and he said it: Beiste.

I think he was picturing
making out with her.

That is the most
horrific image
I can imagine.

Coach, I need help.
I've done everything I can
to rehabilitate my image.

I'm getting straight A's,
dating the cutest guy
at school...

Who would rather be
dry-humping She-Hulk.

Oh, dear God.
Why did I say that?
Now that's what I'm picturing.

You know what kind of disgusting
images I'm gonna have to look at
to get this out of my head?

I'm gonna have to go straight
to the wound care center.

I'm gonna have to
stare at some wounds.

Coach, I really
don't know what to do.

Wait.

This may be the opportunity
I've been waiting for.

A way to get Beiste
out of the school...

and your Macaulay Culkin
stunt double
back in your arms.

What do I have to do?

We need to go public
with your pain,

get people
talking about this,

make Beiste into the next
Mary Kay Letourneau.

And you need to give him
a piece of your mind...

loud and in public.

Show him who's the boss.

Oh, man. Now I'm picturing
the two of them making out during
an episode of Who's the Boss?

Shouldn't we be
studying geometry?
Aren't you failing?

One thing I learned in juvie:

Cash is king.

Lets people know
we're not doing it for free.

You think people are gonna
pay us to sing? I don't think
busking is allowed in school.

Watch and learn,
young Jedi in a wheelchair.

This is so badass.

I've never broken
the rules like this.

One love

One heart

Let's get together
and feel all right

Hear the children cryin'

One love

Hear the children cryin'

One heart

Sayin' give thanks
and praise to the Lord

And I will feel all right

Sayin' let's get together
and feel all right

Whoa, whoa, whoa
whoa, whoa

Let them all pass
all their dirty remarks

There is one question
I'd really love to ask

One heart

Is there a place
for the hopeless sinner

Who has hurt all mankind
just to save his own

Believe me

One love

- What about the one heart
- One heart

- What about love
- Let's get together

And feel all right

- As it was in the beginning
- One love

So shall it be
in the end
One heart

All right
Give thanks and praise
to the Lord

Oh

And I will feel all right

Yeah

Let's get together
and feel all right

Whoo!

All right!

Whoo!

Holy crap.
There's, like, 300 bucks in here.

Yeah. You really can't put
a dollar amount on the value
of talent plus fear.

I can. It's about 300 bucks.
What are we gonna do with it?

Buy a buttload
of clove cigarettes,
then I don't know.

You want her?

You don't need any cash
for that. She's free.

She was my first.

Now I... I think
I want her back.

- So go get her.
- It's not that simple.

- I was kind of mean to her
when I blew her off.
- This is perfect.

The thing about chicks
is you only have to be
a fraction as nice to them...

as you are mean to them
to get them to like you again.

- So what do we do?
- Here's a little community
service comin' at ya.

You and I are gonna
take this dough...

and go on a double date
with Santana and Brittany
to the Sticks.

Yeah.

Best community servicer
ever, right?

The senior commons.
Right.

Excuse me.

Um, hi.
Can I ask you a question?
I'm new here.

My name's Blaine.

Kurt.

- So, what exactly is going on?
- The Warblers.

Every now and then they throw
an impromptu performance
in the senior commons.

It tends to shut
the school down for a while.

So, wait. The glee club here
is kind of cool?

The Warblers are like rock stars.

Come on. I know a shortcut.

Ooh, I stick out
like a sore thumb.

Well, next time don't forget
your jacket, new kid.
You'll fit right in.

Now, if you'll excuse me.

Before you met me
I was all right

But things were kind of heavy
You brought me to life

Now every February

You'll be my valentine

Valentine

Let's go all the way tonight

No regrets

Just love

We can dance until we die

You and I
will be young forever

You make me feel
like I'm living
a teenage dream

The way you turn me on

I can't sleep

Let's run away
and don't ever look back

Don't ever look back

Let's go all the way tonight

No regrets

Just love

We can dance until we die

You and I
will be young forever

You make me feel
like I'm living
a teenage dream

The way you turn me on

I can't sleep

Let's run away
and don't ever look back

Don't ever look back

I'm-a get your heart racing
in my skintight jeans

Be your teenage dream tonight

Ooh, ahh

Yeah

You make me feel
like I'm living
a teenage dream

The way you turn me on

I can't sleep

Let's run away
and don't ever look back

Don't ever look back

- No
- My heart stops

When you look at me

Just one touch

Now, baby, I believe

This is real

So take a chance
Whoa, whoa
Don't ever look back

Don't ever look back

I'm-a get your heart racing
in my skintight jeans

Be your teenage dream tonight

Let you put your hands on me
in my skintight jeans

Be your teenage dream tonight

Wait. That's hilarious.

Picturing Beiste
helps cool you off?

- That's what Sam said.
- Really?

Well, then let's get a room.

I love making out
under the stars.
Mmm.

With those abs,
you could be
my very own Situation.

Slow down.

Can't get caught in here.

We should probably cool off.

But I'm so turned on right now.

This'll cool you down
a little bit.

Beiste.

What did you just say?
Nothing.

I gotta go.
I'll see you in Glee Club.

"Beiste"?

Just be honest with me.

I won't get mad at you
if you tell me the truth.
I'll be relieved.

Really? Because it looks like
you're gonna be mad,
no matter what I say.

You said another woman's name
while you were kissing me.

Look. I get it.
She's in a position of power over you,
which can be exciting,

and you clearly like women
who give you a hard time.

I'm not cheating on you
with my football coach.

Look. Can we talk
about this in private?

Why? Am I embarrassing you?
It's not what you think.

What I think is that
I'm not putting out for you,

so you're getting it
wherever you can, including
the locker room with the Beiste.

What's this?

This is a lovers' quarrel,
and it's your fault.

Watch your tone with me, missy.
You crap on my leg,
I'll cut it off.

I'll leave you two.

Everything okay?

I...

Stay away from my woman.

What the hell's
goin' on around here?

What's going on, Sam?

How many of the guys
have done this?

All the guys whose
girlfriends won't put out.

- It's the girls too.
- This is really bad, guys.

What if Coach Beiste
were to find out about it?

- Think about how hurt she'd be.
- It's not personal.

Of course it's personal. Look.
Coach Beiste is like us...
like Glee Club.

She's an outsider at this school.
No one appreciates her or her talent,

because they've decided
that she's too different.

And for you guys to abuse that,
even in private,

is the opposite of everything
we're trying to achieve in here.

But we're just thinking about it.
It's not like we're actually
making fun of her to her face.

I need you to stop.

And spread the word
to all the other Glee guys...
and girls.

This ends here and now.

And Coach Beiste
can never know about this.

Okay.

Sorry.

Latte?
Thank you.

This is Wes and David.

It's very civilized for you
to invite me for coffee before you
beat me up for spying.

We are not going to
beat you up.

You were such a terrible spy,
we thought it was
sort of endearing.

Which made me think that
spying on us wasn't really
the reason you came.

Can I ask you guys a question?

Are you guys all gay?

Uh, uh, no.

I mean, I am,
but these two have girlfriends.

This is not a gay school.
We just have a zero-tolerance
harassment policy.

Everybody gets treated the same,
no matter what they are.
It's pretty simple.

Would you guys excuse us?

Yeah. Take it easy, Kurt.

I take it you're
having trouble at school.

I'm the only person
out of the closet at my school.

And I-I-I... I tried to
stay strong about it,

but there's this Neanderthal
who's made it his mission
to make my life a living hell.

And nobody seems to notice.

I know how you feel.

I got taunted at my old school,
and it really...
It pissed me off.

I even complained about it
to the faculty, and they were
sympathetic and all,

but you could just tell
that nobody really cared.

It was like,

"Hey, if you're gay,
your life's just
gonna be miserable.

Sorry. Nothing
we can do about it."

So I left. I came here.
Simple as that.

So you have two options.
I mean, I'd love to tell you
to just come enroll here,

but tuition at Dalton's
sort of steep, and I know that's
not an option for everybody,

or you can refuse
to be the victim.

Prejudice is just
ignorance, Kurt.

And you have a chance
right now to teach him.

How?

Confront him.

Call him out.

I ran, Kurt.

I didn't stand up.

I let bullies chase me away,
and it is something that
I really, really regret.

The boys beat us the last time
we competed against them.

We've gotta bring the noise
hard this time.

To be fair, they didn't
officially beat us.

We got busted
for vitamin "D" possession
before the vote.

Wait. Something's
definitely wrong.

Why isn't Rachel talking?

Yeah, she should totally be
bossing us around right now.

The idea of the assignment
was to do the opposite
of what we normally do.

I'm just trying to stick
to the lesson plan,
which is proving nearly impossible...

since you're gluing
those sequins on backwards.

- Spies!
- Lighten up.

We're here to talk
to Santana and Brittany.

Remember.
Don't trust your instincts.

Hmm. So, how does it feel
to be a free man?

All I can say is that I don't
want a long-term relationship
with either of you.

Especially Brittany,
since I'm not in love with her.

Do you guys want to
go out to dinner tonight?

Not really.

- Oh.
- Tell you what.

You two show up at Breadsticks
tomorrow night around 7:00,

and if we don't find
hotter chicks to date tonight,
we might show up.

You are totally cool.
Awesome.

I can't believe it.
You're a genius.

Hey, Will.

Can I talk to you for a second?

Yeah.
What's going on
with your Glee Club kids?

They've been
mouthing off to me.

One of them even said
to stay away from their girl.

I don't get it. You know,
I'm the coach here, Will,

and if the students here
don't respect me,

I can't do my job.

Well, Coach,

I... I don't know
what to tell you.

Will, please.
Be straight with me.

You're the only person
at this school I trust.

Please.

Why don't you have a seat.

Uh...

This is really awful.

And I don't want you
to take it personally.

I mean, they're just kids.
You know how they can be.

Just- Just tell me.

I guess...

it's become
sort of a... a thing...

that, when the kids
are making out, and,

you know, they...
they sort of want to...

cool off a little,

they think of you...

in compromising positions.

Like what?

Like...

in lingerie.

Coach,
don't take it personally.

I do take it personally, Will.

I take it very, very personally.

No, Shannon.
Shannon, wait. I...

So there I was, at juvie,
in the breakfast line
in the mess hall,

when I noticed me
and the guy behind me
going for the same waffle.

This guy's 6'11 ",
300 easy.

He's got his teeth
filed into canines,
tats everywhere.

It gets better.
So I turn around,

I flex my left pec,
and I flex my right pec,
and I say to the guy,

"Leggo my Eggo."

And you know what he does?
He lets go of my Eggo.

That's right.

You should be
our nation's president.

Maybe.

I've been squeezing your leg
for like the last hour and a half.

Are you not attracted to me?

Sorry.
I was really distracted
by our waitress.

She's totally into me.

I can take that when you're ready.

Thank you.

All right, guys.
Let's move.

This meal has been comped.

What?

Dude, I don't pay for food.
It's my thing, yo.

So we're going to
dine and dash.

Let's go.

Do you need any change?

Keep it. Thanks.

What the hell was that about?

Sorry. I couldn't do it.

She gave us free refills,
and I figure she's got kids.
I'm not gonna do that to her.

Whatever, dude.
You wussed out.

So have fun taking the short bus home,
'cause I'll be escorting
these lovely ladies...

back to Chez Puckerman
for a little sookie-sookie.

- Wait. Seriously?
- Damn straight.

I'm giving you
all my trade secrets here.

If you don't want my help,
then fine.
You're on your own.

Start me up

Whoa, whoa, whoa

Start me up

- Oh, Tommy used to work
on the docks
-

Union's been on strike
He's down on his luck

It's tough

Oh, so tough

Oh, we gotta hold on
ready or not

You live for the fight
when that's all
that you've got

Start me up

We're halfway there

Oh, oh

Livin' on a prayer

- If you start me up

Kick on the starter
Give it all you got

You got, you got

You got
I can't compete

With the riders
in the other heat

Yeah, yeah

- You gotta hold on
- I'll make a grown man cry

- I'll make a grown man
- Give it a shot

Start me up

We're halfway there

Oh, oh

Livin' on a prayer

- Oh, we gotta hold on
ready or not
- Ready or not

You live for the fight
when that's all
that you've got

Oh

- We're halfway there
- We're halfway there

- Oh, oh
Livin' on a prayer
- Oh, livin' on a prayer

Take my hand
and we'll make it, I swear

Oh, oh

We're livin' on a prayer

Livin' on a prayer

You gotta start me up

Whoo!

Ladies, very, very impressive.

- What was it that made you, uh,
guys choose those songs?
- Well...

Coach said to give you this.

I guess 'cause
last year was so bad.

Take a good look, William,
because Sue Sylvester's got
two things to show you.

To my left,
I have one confetti cannon.

To my right, you'll find
another confetti cannon.

You know what that means?
No, Sue.

We got Beiste fired.

And my full budget is restored.

Wait. What?

Well, actually, she quit,
but I'll take the "W."

And it was your kids
who made it happen, Will.

It finally occurred to them
to stop singing
all that nonsense...

about how awesome it is
to be alive or ugly,

or whatever the point is
you guys are always
trying to make,

and instead, they just got mean.

Congratulations, Will.

Wait.

Coach Beiste quit?

I believe I just said that,
Annie Sullivan.

You want me to sign it
into your palm?

And now,
if you'll excuse me...

And if you wouldn't mind
just cleaning all this up,
that'd be great.

Hey!

I am talking to you!
The girls' locker room's
next door.

What is your problem?

Excuse me?
What are you so scared of?

Besides you sneaking in here
to peek at my junk?

Yeah. Every straight
guy's nightmare:

That all us gays
are secretly out to
molest and convert you.

Well, guess what, ham hock.
You're not my type.
That right?

Yeah. I don't dig on chubby boys
who sweat too much and are gonna
be bald by the time they're 30.

Do not push me, Hummel.
You gonna hit me?

Do it.
Don't push me.

Hit me, 'cause it's not
gonna change who I am.

You can't punch the gay
out of me any more than I can
punch the ignoramus out of you.

Get out of my face!
You are nothing
but a scared little boy...

who can't handle
how extraordinarily
ordinary you are!

Well, I genuinely hope
you guys are happy,

because Coach Beiste has quit.

Wait. What?
That's terrible.
Yeah, that's not what we want.

That's the opposite of what we want.
The football team is actually winning.

Then you'd better put your heads together
and find a way to get her back, fast,

because I am actually
ashamed of you.

You really hurt someone
who is a great addition
to this school.

I'm sorry.
What exactly did we do?

- No, no. It's us. The boys.
- And Tina.

We sort of figured out
that picturing Beiste
while making out...

was even better
than a cold shower.

Uh, I... I mean, I don't ever.

Oh, wow. I'm... I'm sorry.

Can I just say
that this is what happens
when people don't put out.

If everyone just put out,
we would have
a winning football team.

William, I need to see you
and Noah Puckerman
in my office, please.

This is garbage!
I've been doing
my community service.

When you wrote
"hanging with a crip"
on your probation application,

we thought you were
gonna do outreach
with a local gang.

But I've totally
been helping Artie.
I got him a date.

I made him some sweet cash.
Please, Mr. Schue,
you've gotta help me out here.

Ms. Martin,
there's gotta be some way
Puck can make up for this.

He's been a model student
since he got back.

Three whole days' worth.
Impressive.

Look. There are rules.

If Mr. Puckerman doesn't find
a suitable alternative...

for his community service by tomorrow,
his probation will be revoked,

and he'll have to go back
to the Mondale School for the Boys.

Screw that.
I am not going back there.

Mr. Puckerman, calm down.

No, you calm down!
All of you calm down!

I told you.
I'm not going back there.

What are you writing?
Give me that.

Puck!
This isn't helping.

Helping? Since when does
any one of you care
about helping me?

None of you care about me.

I...

Thanks again for coming.
Don't worry about it.
Just let me do the talking.

There he is.
I got your back.

Excuse me.

Hey, lady boys.

This your boyfriend, Kurt?

- Kurt and I would like to
talk to you about something.
- I gotta go to class.

- Kurt told me what you did.
- Oh, yeah? What's that?

You kissed me.

I don't know
what you're talking about.

It seems like you might be
a little confused,
and that's totally normal.

This is a very hard thing
to come to terms with,

and you should just know
that you're not alone.

Do not mess with me!

You have to stop this!

Well, he's not
coming out
any time soon.

What's going on?

Why are you so upset?

Because, up until yesterday,
I had never been kissed.

Or at least, one that counted.

Come on.

I'll buy you lunch.

Didn't make you for a quitter.

Don't, Will.

You have no idea
what it's like.

For what it's worth,
my kids feel awful.

And they like you.

They respect you.

Isn't that just what every girl
wants to hear from a guy?

Nah. Screw this.

I'll find my bliss
somewhere else.

I need a life change.

You know, maybe I'll get a job
as a cooler at a honky-tonk bar.
I don't know.

Maybe an ice road trucker.

Stop.

Just stop.

I get it.

All of us are scarred
by high school.

Next to our parents,
nothing screws
a person up more.

And... And people like us...

We're stupid enough
to come back here
and relive that pain every day.

Right?
Yeah.

I'm not gay, you know.

I know I can be a little
intimidating sometimes,

but deep down inside,
where no one can see,

I'm just a girl.

Am I nuts that I just want to be
reminded of that sometimes?

Well, that's what dating is for.

Last date I went on,
the guy was a freak.
All he wanted to do was wrestle.

Well, let me help you out then.
I'm sure there are
plenty of guys...

No, there aren't.

I'm kind of
a specific type, Will.

Well, you gotta
put yourself out there,
try online dating.

I've never been kissed, Will.

It's the simplest thing.

A kiss.

It's the doorway
to everything else, you know.

Promise, hope.

A... A future with someone.

What's that say about me?

I'm 40, and I haven't even
taken those baby steps yet.

What that says to me...

is that you are a beautiful,

amazing woman,

whose heart is just too big
for most men to stand.

You really think
I'm pretty, Will?

Inside and out.

And now you've been kissed.

Come to the choir room,
tomorrow at 4:00.

The guys want to apologize
to you in person.

Are you tricking me into
a make out session, Schuester?

I didn't see you
in Geometry today.

Jackpot. No, you didn't.

I'm gettin' out of here.

Skippin' town, genius.

My probation officer says
hanging out with you
isn't real community service,

so if I don't spend
the next six weeks picking up
garbage on the highway,

they're gonna send me
back to juvie.

So? What's wrong
with picking up trash?

Are you serious?
That's ghetto, dude.

I'm not a garbageman.
You know how
humiliating that is?

I'm not doing it,
and I'm not going
back to juvie.

Why? I thought
you loved it there.

Yeah?

I lied. It was frickin'
terrifying, dude.

On the first day,
three gangbangers jumped me,

and before the security guards
could pull 'em off,
they'd already tore out my nipple ring.

I thought I was a badass.

There are some
hard dudes in there.

Guys with no families,
guys who look at you...

like you're some kind of dog
they can't wait to
kick the crap out of.

And they kept
taking my waffles.

So, you'll be
my community service.

What?

I owe you.
You got me a date with Brittany.

You made me feel cool,
which is not the easiest
thing to do.

I really like
hanging out with you, so...

let me tutor you in geometry
while you pick up garbage
by the highway.

Geometry's easy, yo.

There's no excuse
for a guy as smart as you
not to get at least a "B."

I was kind of a jerk
to you at Breadsticks.

- Whatever.
Just pay me back for the pasta.

Running out without paying
was a stupid idea.

If I got caught, I'd be screwed.

You need to start hanging around
someone who's a good influence
on you, Puck.

Give me six weeks.
If you don't ace
your geometry midterm,

I swear I'll buy you
all the waffles you can eat.

That's dope, dude.
You got a deal.

I don't get it.
It's boys against the girls,

but what's the winner get?

We were hoping
for your forgiveness.

Yeah. We just wanted to apologize
for hurting your feelings.

Coach Beiste,
we think you're awesome.

And even though you're all
hard and tough on the outside,

it doesn't mean you're not
the opposite on the inside.

- Like a chocolate turtle.
- Totally. You're nougatty.

We totally get that now.

You're like a mashup.

- Why don't you guys
just get to the song.
- Totally.

This mashup
is dedicated to you, Coach...

hard and badass on one hand
and soft and girlie
on the other.

Before you break my heart
Think it over

I wear tight clothing
high-heeled shoes

It doesn't mean
that I'm a prostitute
No, no

I like rap music
wear hip-hop clothes

That doesn't mean
that I'm out selling dope

No, no, no

Before you can read me
you've got to learn
how to see me

I said
Stop in the name of love

Before you break my heart

Think it over
Free your mind

And the rest will follow

Be color-blind
Don't be so shallow

I've known of your
your secluded nights

I've even seen her
maybe once or twice

But is her sweet expression

Worth more than
my love and affection

Before you can read me
you've got to learn
how to see me

I said
Stop in the name of love

- Before you break my heart
- Before you break my heart
No, stop

- Think it over
- Free your mind
and the rest will follow

- Oh, oh
- Be color-blind
Don't be so shallow

Don't break my...
Don't break my heart

Stop in the name of love

Free your mind

- Stop
- Free your mind

Before you can read me
you've got to learn
how to see me

I said

Stop in the name of love

- Before you break my heart
- Before you break my heart

- Free your mind
- Stop

In the name of love

Stop, stop
Before you break my heart

Think it over

Free your mind
and the rest will

Stop

It was really good.
I liked it.

Thank you.

Get over here. Come on.

All right.

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