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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,507 --> 00:00:08,925 Michael Rennie was ill 2 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:12,095 The Day the Earth Stood Still 3 00:00:12,179 --> 00:00:14,472 But he told us 4 00:00:14,556 --> 00:00:17,225 Where we stand 5 00:00:17,309 --> 00:00:19,602 And Flash Gordon was there 6 00:00:19,687 --> 00:00:22,980 In silver underwear 7 00:00:23,065 --> 00:00:28,027 Claude Rains was The Invisible Man 8 00:00:28,112 --> 00:00:30,780 Then something went wrong 9 00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:33,449 For Fay Wray and King Kong 10 00:00:33,534 --> 00:00:38,621 They got caught in a celluloid jam 11 00:00:38,706 --> 00:00:41,374 Then at a deadly pace 12 00:00:41,458 --> 00:00:44,669 It Came from Outer Space 13 00:00:44,753 --> 00:00:48,965 And this is how the message ran 14 00:00:50,843 --> 00:00:55,221 Science fiction 15 00:00:56,849 --> 00:01:00,476 Double feature 16 00:01:00,561 --> 00:01:04,355 Oh, oh, oh, oh 17 00:01:05,441 --> 00:01:08,234 To the late night 18 00:01:08,318 --> 00:01:10,486 Double feature 19 00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:15,491 Picture show 20 00:01:23,459 --> 00:01:25,877 In the velvet darkness 21 00:01:25,961 --> 00:01:28,171 Of the blackest night 22 00:01:28,255 --> 00:01:31,591 Burning bright 23 00:01:31,675 --> 00:01:37,597 There's a guiding star 24 00:01:37,681 --> 00:01:40,767 No matter what 25 00:01:40,851 --> 00:01:43,686 Or who 26 00:01:43,771 --> 00:01:49,358 Who you are 27 00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:52,945 There's a light 28 00:01:53,030 --> 00:01:57,074 Over at the Frankenstein place 29 00:01:57,159 --> 00:02:03,623 There's a light 30 00:02:03,707 --> 00:02:08,085 Burning in the fireplace 31 00:02:08,170 --> 00:02:10,797 There's a light 32 00:02:10,881 --> 00:02:12,632 Light 33 00:02:12,716 --> 00:02:16,219 In the darkness 34 00:02:16,303 --> 00:02:19,472 Of everybo... 35 00:02:19,556 --> 00:02:22,391 Ho, ho, ho, ho! Schuester! You messing with my woman? 36 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:24,352 - I... - I thought we had a deal. 37 00:02:25,854 --> 00:02:28,439 This is the face of a guy who stepped in it. 38 00:02:28,524 --> 00:02:30,149 How did it get to this? 39 00:02:30,234 --> 00:02:33,236 How did a production of Rocky Horror turn into... 40 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:35,196 My horror? 41 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:36,948 It all started a week ago. 42 00:02:37,074 --> 00:02:39,116 Hey, Em. Hi. 43 00:02:39,201 --> 00:02:42,370 What's with your crusts? You... You always cut them off. 44 00:02:43,914 --> 00:02:45,957 I must have forgotten this morning. 45 00:02:46,083 --> 00:02:48,626 You forgot? 46 00:02:48,710 --> 00:02:50,419 Carl and I had the most amazing weekend. 47 00:02:50,504 --> 00:02:53,422 We hit the revival theater downtown for the midnight show... 48 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:55,299 of Rocky Horror. 49 00:02:55,425 --> 00:02:57,635 You're kidding. No. 50 00:02:57,719 --> 00:02:59,595 Isn't that where everyone dresses up and yells stuff? 51 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:01,180 Yes. Yeah. I mean... 52 00:03:01,265 --> 00:03:04,308 Well, we don't dress up... at least, not yet. 53 00:03:05,394 --> 00:03:06,978 Isn't that theater a total dive? 54 00:03:07,104 --> 00:03:08,521 It's disgusting. It's horrible. I know. 55 00:03:08,605 --> 00:03:10,898 There isn't a surface that isn't covered in spilled soda, 56 00:03:10,983 --> 00:03:12,775 so you'd think it'd be a nightmare for me, right? 57 00:03:12,860 --> 00:03:16,153 But I don't know. I'm having so much fun that I don't even notice. 58 00:03:16,238 --> 00:03:17,738 Huh. 59 00:03:22,661 --> 00:03:24,579 Mmm. And get this. 60 00:03:24,663 --> 00:03:26,873 You know how I've always been very anti-Halloween... 61 00:03:26,957 --> 00:03:28,416 'cause it totally freaks me out to think... 62 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:30,501 about eating candy that someone else has touched, right? 63 00:03:30,586 --> 00:03:34,338 Well, Carl and I are gonna dress up as characters from the show, 64 00:03:34,423 --> 00:03:36,340 and we're actually gonna go trick-or-treating. 65 00:03:36,425 --> 00:03:39,051 The sandwich, the dirty theater... 66 00:03:39,136 --> 00:03:40,887 He's actually making her better. 67 00:03:40,971 --> 00:03:43,055 I'm gonna go as Janet, because I always choose the ginger and... 68 00:03:43,181 --> 00:03:44,724 He's winning. Puffy skirts and... 69 00:03:44,808 --> 00:03:47,435 Why the hell didn't I think of taking her to that damn show? 70 00:03:47,519 --> 00:03:50,897 Oh, it's so weird that you brought up how much you love that show, 71 00:03:50,981 --> 00:03:54,942 because just last weekend I decided to have the Glee Club... 72 00:03:55,027 --> 00:03:57,612 perform Rocky Horror for the school musical this year. 73 00:03:57,738 --> 00:03:59,947 Uh, wow, Will. Yeah. 74 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:02,158 Cool, right? Very, very cool. 75 00:04:02,284 --> 00:04:03,951 That's so... I mean, who knew... 76 00:04:04,036 --> 00:04:06,037 that Rocky Horror was so important to both of us? 77 00:04:06,121 --> 00:04:08,080 Yeah. Yeah, I guess so. 78 00:04:10,459 --> 00:04:13,210 Isn't there some pretty risqué material in there though? 79 00:04:13,295 --> 00:04:17,089 Oh. Yeah, I'll probably have to make some edits here and there, 80 00:04:17,174 --> 00:04:19,133 but it's worth it to expose the kids... 81 00:04:19,217 --> 00:04:21,594 to one of my favorite musicals of all time. 82 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:23,220 Huh. I love that show. 83 00:04:23,305 --> 00:04:25,014 Wow. Yeah. Mmm. 84 00:04:25,098 --> 00:04:27,600 Well, I'm thinking you're gonna have to edit the whole thing out... 85 00:04:27,684 --> 00:04:30,311 if you're gonna get Sue and Figgins to sign off on it. 86 00:04:30,395 --> 00:04:32,813 But, um, that's really exciting. 87 00:04:32,898 --> 00:04:34,190 Right. 88 00:04:34,316 --> 00:04:36,067 Go, Rocky Horror. Oh. 89 00:04:36,193 --> 00:04:38,444 Um, yeah. Yeah. 90 00:04:45,535 --> 00:04:47,828 So what are you gonna be for Halloween this year? 91 00:04:47,913 --> 00:04:50,247 I'm going as a peanut allergy. 92 00:04:50,332 --> 00:04:52,291 Great news, guys. 93 00:04:52,376 --> 00:04:54,001 I've had a little inspiration. 94 00:04:54,086 --> 00:04:56,796 This week's musical lesson isn't really a lesson. 95 00:04:56,880 --> 00:04:59,465 - It's a musical. - Please be Evita. Please be Evita. 96 00:04:59,549 --> 00:05:01,092 Rocky Horror. 97 00:05:01,218 --> 00:05:03,511 Nice! I've never seen it. 98 00:05:03,595 --> 00:05:05,471 - Mr. Schue? - Yeah? 99 00:05:05,555 --> 00:05:08,307 While I admire your choice of the groundbreaking '70s musical, 100 00:05:08,392 --> 00:05:11,352 aren't you worried that the adult themes might be a point of controversy? 101 00:05:11,436 --> 00:05:13,980 Seriously. A school in Texas couldn't even do Rent. 102 00:05:14,064 --> 00:05:16,107 Caused an outrage and they had to cancel the show. 103 00:05:16,191 --> 00:05:18,818 Isn't that the whole point of the arts... pushing boundaries, 104 00:05:18,902 --> 00:05:21,904 doing things people say you can't do, for the sake of self-expression? 105 00:05:21,989 --> 00:05:23,531 I got it all figured out. 106 00:05:23,615 --> 00:05:25,658 I cut out some of the more risqué sections, 107 00:05:25,742 --> 00:05:28,703 and I'm sending home permission slips to all your parents, 108 00:05:28,787 --> 00:05:30,538 to make sure that they're okay with it. 109 00:05:30,622 --> 00:05:34,166 And we are going to charge admission, and use the proceeds... 110 00:05:34,251 --> 00:05:36,877 to help pay for transportation to nationals in New York. 111 00:05:36,962 --> 00:05:38,796 Ooh, yeah. 112 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:40,756 Okay. Let's talk about casting. 113 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:43,342 - Oh. Finn and I will play Brad and Janet. - Oh. 114 00:05:43,427 --> 00:05:46,762 - And I'll be playing the guy in the wheelchair, right? - That's what I was thinking. 115 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:49,640 And I thought Kurt could play the role of Frank-N-Furter. 116 00:05:49,725 --> 00:05:52,101 No. There is no way I'm playing a transvestite... 117 00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:55,271 in high heels and fishnets, and wearing lipstick. 118 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:57,148 Why? 'Cause that look was last season? 119 00:05:57,274 --> 00:05:59,608 I'll do it. Really? 120 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:01,527 It's like the male lead. 121 00:06:01,611 --> 00:06:03,904 I know, but I'm feeling a little more confident... 122 00:06:03,989 --> 00:06:06,073 about my singing voice, after our duets project. 123 00:06:06,158 --> 00:06:08,451 Great. I have no problem with that. 124 00:06:08,535 --> 00:06:10,077 We're a little short on female roles, 125 00:06:10,162 --> 00:06:12,872 so we're gonna have to double up on Columbias and Magentas. 126 00:06:12,956 --> 00:06:15,916 It's standard practice on Broadway. It'll preserve your voices. 127 00:06:16,001 --> 00:06:18,044 I'd like to preserve you in a jar... 128 00:06:18,128 --> 00:06:19,712 - In my basement. 129 00:06:19,796 --> 00:06:23,049 Sam. I'd like you to play the role of the creature. 130 00:06:23,133 --> 00:06:24,633 From the Black Lagoon? 131 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:27,970 Rocky. He's like the Frankenstein character, but blond. 132 00:06:28,055 --> 00:06:30,181 You'll kill the part. He's cute, just like you. 133 00:06:30,265 --> 00:06:32,141 Better start working on those abs. 134 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:34,727 Are you kidding me? You could cut glass with these babies. 135 00:06:34,811 --> 00:06:36,645 I have no problem showing off my body. 136 00:06:37,814 --> 00:06:39,899 Okay. Looks like we got ourselves a show. 137 00:06:42,152 --> 00:06:44,737 So then, after the Time Warp, Riff Raff, A.K.A. Kurt, 138 00:06:44,821 --> 00:06:46,947 takes us to Frank-N-Furter's lab. 139 00:06:48,325 --> 00:06:50,159 I have no idea what's going on in this script, 140 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:53,329 - and it's not in a cool Inception kind of way. - Just try, okay? 141 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:55,247 So then they take off our wet clothes, 142 00:06:55,332 --> 00:06:58,417 and we do the rest of the scene in our underwear. 143 00:06:58,502 --> 00:07:00,753 - Wait. I'm in my tighty-whiteys? - Yeah. 144 00:07:00,837 --> 00:07:03,839 But... I can't be on stage... 145 00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:05,716 in front of the whole school in my tighty-whiteys. 146 00:07:05,801 --> 00:07:09,804 They're gonna be able to see my whole... business. 147 00:07:09,888 --> 00:07:12,098 Come on. It'll just be like going to the pool. 148 00:07:12,182 --> 00:07:14,058 I wear a swim shirt at the pool. 149 00:07:14,142 --> 00:07:16,352 I tell everybody it's because I burn easily, but, look... 150 00:07:17,979 --> 00:07:20,314 I know I'm a big athlete, and it's not manly or anything, 151 00:07:23,151 --> 00:07:25,194 but I'm kinda insecure about how I look. 152 00:07:28,323 --> 00:07:30,157 Come on. You just- 153 00:07:30,242 --> 00:07:31,909 You know, you have a different body type. 154 00:07:31,993 --> 00:07:33,744 I don't look like Brittany or Santana, 155 00:07:33,829 --> 00:07:35,371 but you still think I'm hot, right? 156 00:07:36,081 --> 00:07:37,581 Mmm, yeah. Of course. 157 00:07:37,666 --> 00:07:40,793 So then you're just gonna have to trust me... 158 00:07:40,877 --> 00:07:43,504 that you're the hottest guy in school. 159 00:07:44,548 --> 00:07:46,048 Okay? Okay. 160 00:07:46,133 --> 00:07:47,591 Come here. 161 00:07:48,176 --> 00:07:49,969 All right. So... 162 00:07:50,053 --> 00:07:53,139 Then, after that, Frank-N-Furter's gonna come down in an elevator. 163 00:07:53,223 --> 00:07:55,683 When he comes down, we are scared. 164 00:07:55,767 --> 00:07:57,268 I might faint. 165 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:02,815 ...making it the zoo's first Unitarian chimp wedding... 166 00:08:02,899 --> 00:08:04,817 in over six years. 167 00:08:04,901 --> 00:08:08,529 - And we certainly wish the couple well. - Oh, yeah. 168 00:08:08,613 --> 00:08:11,657 And now, let's mosey on over to Sue's Corner. 169 00:08:11,783 --> 00:08:13,367 Take it away, Sue. 170 00:08:13,451 --> 00:08:15,035 Thanks, Rod. 171 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:17,037 You know, Halloween is fast approaching... 172 00:08:17,122 --> 00:08:20,541 The day when parents encourage little boys to dress like little girls... 173 00:08:20,625 --> 00:08:22,793 and little girls to dress like whores, 174 00:08:22,919 --> 00:08:27,089 and go door to door browbeating hardworking Americans into giving them free food. 175 00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:28,883 Well, you know what, western Ohio? 176 00:08:28,967 --> 00:08:31,677 We've lost the true meaning of Halloween... 177 00:08:31,761 --> 00:08:33,304 Fear. 178 00:08:33,388 --> 00:08:35,306 Halloween is that magical day of the year... 179 00:08:35,390 --> 00:08:37,725 when a child is told their grandmother's a demon... 180 00:08:37,809 --> 00:08:39,476 who's been feeding them rat casserole... 181 00:08:39,561 --> 00:08:41,896 with a crunchy garnish of their own scabs. 182 00:08:41,980 --> 00:08:43,731 Children must know fear. 183 00:08:43,815 --> 00:08:45,482 Without it, they won't know how to behave. 184 00:08:45,567 --> 00:08:48,611 They'll try frenching grizzly bears, or consider living in Florida. 185 00:08:48,695 --> 00:08:51,530 So, moms, skip trick-or-treating this year, 186 00:08:51,615 --> 00:08:53,324 and instead, sit your little toddler down... 187 00:08:53,408 --> 00:08:55,618 and explain that Daddy's a hungry zombie, 188 00:08:55,702 --> 00:08:57,745 and before he went out to sharpen his pitchfork, 189 00:08:57,829 --> 00:09:01,123 he whispered to Mommy that you look delicious. 190 00:09:02,334 --> 00:09:05,169 And that's how Sue... sees it. 191 00:09:05,253 --> 00:09:09,089 Sue, you're the cat's pajamas. 192 00:09:09,174 --> 00:09:10,966 And we'll be right back. 193 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:12,551 Ridiculous. 194 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:23,646 Hello, Sue. I'm Barry Jeffries. This is Tim Stanwick. 195 00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:26,690 We're the new local station managers down at WOHN. 196 00:09:26,775 --> 00:09:29,568 - Do you mind if we sit? - We loved Sue's Corner last night. 197 00:09:29,653 --> 00:09:32,655 Oh, yeah. You know, we come from the world of cable news, 198 00:09:32,739 --> 00:09:34,615 and we have... ideas. 199 00:09:34,699 --> 00:09:37,326 You see, good news is about information, 200 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:39,995 but great news is about fear. 201 00:09:40,121 --> 00:09:41,830 For example. Tim? Mmm? 202 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:45,459 - Did you hear about that swarm of Africanized killer bees? - No. 203 00:09:45,543 --> 00:09:48,003 Wouldn't it be awful to see an entire town... 204 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:49,797 - overrun by killer bees? - I'm sorry. 205 00:09:49,881 --> 00:09:51,799 Did you just say, Tim, an entire town... 206 00:09:51,883 --> 00:09:54,009 overrun by killer bees? 207 00:09:54,135 --> 00:09:56,220 Well, I just- There's your quote. 208 00:09:56,304 --> 00:10:00,224 And you can replace killer bees with whatever you want. Terrorists. 209 00:10:00,350 --> 00:10:02,851 Mexicans. Mexican terrorists. 210 00:10:02,978 --> 00:10:06,188 Ants. Mexican terrorist ants. 211 00:10:16,533 --> 00:10:18,367 So what can I do for you? 212 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:21,954 Someone at this school is seeking the stage rights... 213 00:10:22,038 --> 00:10:25,833 to Rocky Horror as this year's musical. 214 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:29,044 I take it you know the show. 215 00:10:30,922 --> 00:10:33,549 When I was younger, I took my sister to the show. 216 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,592 The audience was so enraged... 217 00:10:35,677 --> 00:10:38,470 having a disabled person in their midst- 218 00:10:38,555 --> 00:10:40,180 You know what they did? 219 00:10:40,265 --> 00:10:41,974 They threw toast at us. 220 00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:44,476 Um... Uh... 221 00:10:44,602 --> 00:10:46,312 Whoa. You want me to shut it down? 222 00:10:46,396 --> 00:10:48,605 No. No. 223 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,525 We want you to do an exposé... 224 00:10:51,609 --> 00:10:53,986 proving that the secular-progressive agenda... 225 00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:57,865 has finally arrived here, in the Lima, Ohio School District. 226 00:10:57,949 --> 00:10:59,450 Sue, 227 00:10:59,534 --> 00:11:01,952 it's got local Emmy written all over it. 228 00:11:02,537 --> 00:11:04,288 We have a deal? 229 00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:13,672 All right, places, Finn and Rachel. 230 00:11:13,757 --> 00:11:15,424 I wanna start with "Dammit Janet." 231 00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:17,426 Oh, I cannot wait till Finn takes his top off, 232 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:20,846 - so we can all see the hotness underneath. - What are you talking about? 233 00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:23,599 You can't have sloppy joes every day for lunch and get away with it. 234 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,976 Um, that's incredibly rude. 235 00:11:26,061 --> 00:11:27,895 Is it? Guys whisper behind our backs... 236 00:11:27,979 --> 00:11:29,855 about how we girls look every day. 237 00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:32,274 - They objectify us all the time. - She sort of has a point. 238 00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:35,361 Yeah. Earlier today Artie asked if he could make a gigantic omelet... 239 00:11:35,445 --> 00:11:38,781 when I'm done with the ostrich eggs I'm smuggling in my bra. 240 00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:43,369 I'm super looking forward to seeing Sam in his gold bikini. 241 00:11:43,453 --> 00:11:44,953 It's gonna be "ab-ulous." 242 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,789 - Can we get on with rehearsal, please? - Yeah. 243 00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:48,832 I agree. Yes. Let's stay focused, guys. 244 00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:51,877 All right, Riff Raff and Columbia and Magenta... Team one. 245 00:11:51,961 --> 00:11:53,462 Take your places. 246 00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:55,172 Let's rock and roll. 247 00:11:55,298 --> 00:11:56,882 Whoo! 248 00:11:57,008 --> 00:11:58,967 Hey, Janet. Yes, Brad? 249 00:12:00,011 --> 00:12:02,346 I've got something to say. 250 00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:04,056 Uh-huh? 251 00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:06,683 I really love the... 252 00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:09,395 skillful way... 253 00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:12,356 you beat the other girls... 254 00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:14,316 to the bride's bouquet. 255 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:16,318 Oh! Oh, Brad. 256 00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:22,032 - The river was deep but I swam it - Janet 257 00:12:22,117 --> 00:12:25,077 - The future is ours so let's plan it - Janet 258 00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:28,247 - So please don't tell me to can it - Janet 259 00:12:28,331 --> 00:12:31,125 I've one thing to say and that's dammit, Janet 260 00:12:31,209 --> 00:12:32,835 I love you 261 00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:38,173 - The road was long but I ran it - Janet 262 00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:41,093 - There's a fire in my heart and you fan it - Janet 263 00:12:41,177 --> 00:12:43,929 - If there's one fool for you then I am it - Janet 264 00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:47,266 I've one thing to say and that's dammit, Janet 265 00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:49,017 I love you 266 00:12:51,229 --> 00:12:55,983 Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker 267 00:12:57,360 --> 00:13:02,739 There's three ways that love can grow 268 00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:08,704 That's good, bad or mediocre 269 00:13:09,372 --> 00:13:11,623 Oh, J-A-N-E-T 270 00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:13,375 I love you so 271 00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:18,589 - Oh, it's nicer than Betty Monroe had - Oh, Brad 272 00:13:18,673 --> 00:13:21,758 - Now we're engaged and I'm so glad - Oh, Brad 273 00:13:21,843 --> 00:13:24,761 - That you met Mom and you know Dad - Oh, Brad 274 00:13:24,846 --> 00:13:26,805 I've one thing to say and that's, Brad 275 00:13:26,890 --> 00:13:30,893 I'm mad for you too 276 00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:35,022 What made you think you could get away... 277 00:13:35,106 --> 00:13:38,484 with doing this show without my knowledge? 278 00:13:38,568 --> 00:13:42,529 I didn't. I was hoping just to run out the clock until it was too late to stop us. 279 00:13:42,614 --> 00:13:44,740 Who says I wanna stop you? 280 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:47,451 I appreciate how Rocky Horror pushes boundaries. 281 00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:50,245 So you're not gonna fight us? 282 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:51,830 Perhaps not. 283 00:13:51,915 --> 00:13:54,791 I just wanna be involved, Will. The arts matter. 284 00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:59,588 Fine. Join us. 285 00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:01,340 Play the part of the criminologist. 286 00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:02,966 We need someone with authority. Done. 287 00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:06,386 Great. We rehearse tonight. Fantastic. 288 00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:09,014 Give me time to do my rewrites. I'm sorry? 289 00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:12,893 Yeah, it says right here in my contract that I get final script approval, 290 00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:14,770 and I wouldn't fight it, Will. 291 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,522 I'm a notary public. 292 00:14:16,606 --> 00:14:18,273 See you on the boards, buddy. 293 00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:25,781 Seventy-five. 294 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:29,368 Chicken, egg whites, fish... no salmon... 295 00:14:29,452 --> 00:14:32,204 oatmeal, brown rice... but not after 6:00 p.m. 296 00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:35,332 No butter or oil, and no soda. 297 00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:37,334 That's all you eat? 298 00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:41,797 - Ain't no carpool lane to sexy. - Damn straight. 299 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:44,758 I don't know, man. I never used to think about this stuff. 300 00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:47,219 I mean, we're guys. When did this start to matter? 301 00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:49,221 I personally blame the Internet. 302 00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:51,139 Once Internet porn was invented, girls could watch... 303 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:53,892 without having to make that embarrassing trip to the video store. 304 00:14:53,977 --> 00:14:56,436 Internet porn altered the female brain chemistry, 305 00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:58,480 making them more like men, 306 00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:00,440 and thus, more concerned with our bodies. 307 00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:02,568 But doesn't it get exhausting thinking about what you eat... 308 00:15:02,652 --> 00:15:05,362 Working out like a madman? Nah. 309 00:15:05,446 --> 00:15:09,575 If I miss a workout or eat a hot dog, I hate myself for a few days, 310 00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:13,078 but the fact is, if I wanna be cool, 311 00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:15,330 if I wanna get Quinn for good, I gotta look the part. 312 00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:19,376 If you get up on that stage and look like the Pillsbury Doughboy, 313 00:15:19,502 --> 00:15:21,420 no way you're staying popular. 314 00:15:21,504 --> 00:15:23,171 Come on. Let's do some squats. 315 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:32,055 I think maybe that's why Sue's been such a bully all along. 316 00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:34,349 She really just wants to be included. 317 00:15:39,355 --> 00:15:40,856 Listen. 318 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:44,109 I really don't wanna overstep my boundaries here, 319 00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:45,986 but I really need your help. 320 00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:47,779 I need to find all these costumes, 321 00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:49,531 and nobody knows Rocky Horror like you. 322 00:15:51,576 --> 00:15:54,995 I don't know. Would you mind coming on board as my costume designer? 323 00:15:55,538 --> 00:15:57,581 Are you serious? 324 00:15:57,665 --> 00:15:59,750 You're not kidding? I would love to. 325 00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:01,501 I'd love to! 326 00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:04,546 It's gonna be a lot of work, and we're gonna be spending a lot of time together. 327 00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:06,423 Yes! It's a dream come true. 328 00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:08,675 I mean the costume designing is a dream come true. 329 00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:11,678 Not the spending a lot of- Not that spending a lot of time wouldn't be, but... 330 00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:13,597 Because of Carl. I've got the Carl. 331 00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:15,098 Yeah. Carl. I know. 332 00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:17,225 Mr. Schue? 333 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:20,062 My parents read the script, and they're pulling me out of Rocky Horror. 334 00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:22,147 What? 335 00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:24,149 I really wanna do it, but they're just not cool... 336 00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:25,567 with me dressing up like a tranny. 337 00:16:26,778 --> 00:16:29,071 I hate to let you down, but I'm out. 338 00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:39,456 Becky, that is the best Halloween costume I've ever seen. 339 00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:41,208 Thanks, Coach. 340 00:16:41,292 --> 00:16:43,460 There's only one thing missing. 341 00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:45,170 Go scream at some fatties. 342 00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:47,422 Oh, and, Becky, next year when you trick-or-treat as me, 343 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:50,759 you'll need to be clutching a bright, glittering local Emmy. 344 00:16:56,057 --> 00:16:58,600 Uh, Sue, I've got some bad news. 345 00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:02,020 We lost our Frank-N-Furter, and I can't find a replacement. 346 00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:03,647 Musical's canceled. 347 00:17:09,404 --> 00:17:11,029 Yeah, that's cute. That's good. 348 00:17:11,114 --> 00:17:13,115 Look at this. See? I'm gonna have to squeeze into this. 349 00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:15,784 They were out of the latex panties, so I got the see-through. 350 00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:17,452 See? 351 00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:21,373 Take your sick, perverted sex games out of this school! 352 00:17:21,499 --> 00:17:24,251 No, no, no, Sue. This is not what it looks like. I should have known. 353 00:17:24,335 --> 00:17:26,628 People who dress like librarians... All sex addicts. 354 00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:28,213 I'm sorry. And you are? 355 00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:30,716 Oh. Okay. Carl, meet Sue. 356 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,509 Sue, this is my boyfriend, Carl. 357 00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:35,303 Sue. How do you do? 358 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:39,391 Okay. I was just showing Emma my Halloween costume. 359 00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:41,893 - We're both sort of, uh, Rocky Horror fans. - Sort of? 360 00:17:41,978 --> 00:17:43,895 - Well, yeah. - Please. 361 00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:47,107 - Carl knows the lyrics to every single song. - Every song. 362 00:17:47,191 --> 00:17:49,067 - He has an amazing voice too. - Well, for a dentist. 363 00:17:49,152 --> 00:17:50,861 For a dentist- 364 00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:53,488 Oh. 365 00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:56,032 You okay? Oh! 366 00:17:56,117 --> 00:17:58,577 Yeah, Carl, it's just, my heart is, uh... 367 00:17:58,661 --> 00:18:00,412 It's breaking just a little bit. 368 00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:03,206 I'm not sure if you know this about me, but I am a huge proponent... 369 00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:06,877 of the arts in schools, and, well, even at this very school... 370 00:18:06,961 --> 00:18:08,420 Gosh, we're failing. 371 00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:11,131 And, you know, when the kids don't have arts, they turn to drugs, 372 00:18:11,215 --> 00:18:14,885 and with drugs comes tooth loss and... 373 00:18:14,969 --> 00:18:18,013 Are you ready for a chilling statistic? 374 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:21,475 Seventy percent of all teeth in this school are wooden. 375 00:18:21,559 --> 00:18:23,351 Seventy percent? 376 00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:25,395 Is there anything I could do to help? 377 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,775 - I don't understand. 378 00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:33,028 You guys have a hole to fill, and I'm just trying to help fill it. 379 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,863 Wanky. Santana. 380 00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:38,033 Well, you know, 381 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,951 I can't just give you a role. 382 00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:41,661 You'd have to try out. 383 00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:44,539 Fair enough, but I'll need a lady to sing to. Ems? 384 00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:46,124 Okay. 385 00:18:47,168 --> 00:18:48,752 "Hot Patootie." B-flat. 386 00:18:55,051 --> 00:18:57,886 What ever happened to Saturday night 387 00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:00,555 When you're dressed up sharp and you felt all right 388 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,225 It don't seem the same since cosmic light 389 00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:06,812 Came into my life I thought I was divine 390 00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:09,189 I used to go for a ride with a chick who'd go 391 00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:12,275 And listen to the music on the radio 392 00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:15,195 A saxophone was blowin' on a rock-and-roll show 393 00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:19,741 You'd climb in the back seat Really had a good time 394 00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:22,869 Hot patootie Bless my soul 395 00:19:22,954 --> 00:19:25,872 I really love that rock and roll 396 00:19:25,957 --> 00:19:28,834 Hot patootie Bless my soul 397 00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:31,253 I really love that rock and roll 398 00:19:39,804 --> 00:19:42,764 Come on. My head used to swim from the perfume I'd smelled 399 00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:46,059 My hands kinda fumbled with her white plastic belt 400 00:19:46,143 --> 00:19:48,353 I'd taste her baby pink lipstick and that's when I'd melt 401 00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:51,606 She whispered in my ear Tonight she really was mine 402 00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:54,067 Get back in front Put some hair oil on 403 00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:57,362 Buddy Holly was singing his very last song 404 00:19:57,446 --> 00:20:00,156 With your arms around your girl You try to sing along 405 00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:01,825 You felt pretty good Whoo! 406 00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:04,744 You really had a good time 407 00:20:04,829 --> 00:20:07,873 Hot patootie Bless my soul 408 00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:10,709 I really love that rock and roll 409 00:20:10,793 --> 00:20:13,503 Hot patootie Bless my soul 410 00:20:13,588 --> 00:20:16,256 I really love that rock and roll 411 00:20:22,305 --> 00:20:25,265 Hot patootie Bless my soul 412 00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:27,934 I really love that rock and roll 413 00:20:28,019 --> 00:20:30,937 Hot patootie Bless my soul 414 00:20:31,022 --> 00:20:34,399 I really love that rock and roll 415 00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:37,027 Hot patootie Bless my soul 416 00:20:37,111 --> 00:20:39,946 I really love that rock and roll 417 00:20:40,031 --> 00:20:42,616 Hot patootie Bless my soul 418 00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:49,915 I really love that rock and roll 419 00:20:49,999 --> 00:20:51,499 Yeah! 420 00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:57,297 No, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. 421 00:20:57,381 --> 00:20:59,174 - This will not do. - Excuse me? 422 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:02,510 For this musical to continue, we need a Frank-N-Furter, not an Eddie. 423 00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,387 Eddie was eliminated in my rewrites. 424 00:21:04,472 --> 00:21:06,306 Sue's right. 425 00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:09,309 You wanna play in our sandbox, sing a Frank-N-Furter number. 426 00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:11,353 Well, I'm sorry, bro, but I think it's fine... 427 00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:14,022 to wear the Frankie bustier in the privacy of your own home. 428 00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:15,982 I'm freaky like that. 429 00:21:16,067 --> 00:21:17,943 But don't you think it's inappropriate in a high school musical? 430 00:21:18,027 --> 00:21:20,612 At least if I play Eddie I won't have to grind up against the students. 431 00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:22,822 You know, Eddie's an important role. 432 00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:24,783 If I did it I'd be showing my support for the arts. 433 00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:28,411 You telling me how to direct my show? 434 00:21:28,496 --> 00:21:30,413 - Will... Will. - Mr. Schue? 435 00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:35,210 I'd like to play Frank-N-Furter. 436 00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:37,545 I was rereading the script yesterday, 437 00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:40,590 and it said, "Don't dream it, be it." 438 00:21:40,675 --> 00:21:42,759 And it's my dream to play a lead role, 439 00:21:42,843 --> 00:21:44,511 so I figure, why not me? 440 00:21:44,595 --> 00:21:46,972 I'd be all kinda crazy sexy in that outfit. 441 00:21:47,056 --> 00:21:50,266 And I can reinterpret the number a little bit- Make it more modern. 442 00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:54,562 I'd really like the chance, Mr. Schue. 443 00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:57,732 Well, there you go, Will. You killed two birds with one stone here today. 444 00:21:57,817 --> 00:22:01,861 Congratulations. Look... You got yourself a Frank-N-Furter and an Eddie. 445 00:22:01,946 --> 00:22:04,906 - This is outstanding. 446 00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:14,249 Are you ready for our first dress rehearsal? Mm-hmm. 447 00:22:14,917 --> 00:22:17,085 Okay, guys... Places. 448 00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:23,633 Uh, Mr. Schue? 449 00:22:23,718 --> 00:22:26,845 Uh, I know I'm supposed to be in my underwear for this scene, 450 00:22:26,929 --> 00:22:28,972 and I'm totally down with that. 451 00:22:29,056 --> 00:22:32,434 I thought maybe I would save it for the opening, if that's okay. 452 00:22:33,644 --> 00:22:35,270 Um, also, Miss Pillsbury, 453 00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:39,149 is there a way I could wear, like, some gold board shorts, or something? 454 00:22:39,233 --> 00:22:43,236 These are really short, and I'm afraid I'm gonna show off some "nut-age." 455 00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:44,696 Well... We'll take a note. 456 00:22:44,780 --> 00:22:47,365 We can't stop, guys. It's a dress rehearsal. 457 00:22:47,450 --> 00:22:49,534 Come on. Keep goin'. 458 00:22:49,618 --> 00:22:51,202 And... action. 459 00:22:51,287 --> 00:22:53,371 Oh, Brad, let's get out of here. 460 00:22:53,456 --> 00:22:56,416 I'm cold, I'm wet and I'm just plain scared. 461 00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:58,376 I'm here. There's nothing to worry about. 462 00:23:02,757 --> 00:23:04,841 How do you do, I 463 00:23:04,925 --> 00:23:07,135 See you've met my 464 00:23:07,219 --> 00:23:09,095 Faithful handyman 465 00:23:10,514 --> 00:23:13,391 He's just a little broke down 466 00:23:13,476 --> 00:23:15,810 'Cause when you knocked 467 00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:18,813 He thought you were the candyman 468 00:23:20,357 --> 00:23:22,400 Don't get strung out 469 00:23:22,485 --> 00:23:24,778 By the way I look 470 00:23:24,862 --> 00:23:27,864 Don't judge a book by its cover 471 00:23:29,283 --> 00:23:31,117 I'm not much of a girl 472 00:23:31,202 --> 00:23:32,702 By the light of day 473 00:23:32,787 --> 00:23:37,123 But by night I'm one hell of a lover 474 00:23:37,208 --> 00:23:41,586 I'm just a sweet transvestite 475 00:23:41,670 --> 00:23:45,048 From sensational 476 00:23:45,132 --> 00:23:49,636 Transylvania 477 00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:52,555 Why don't you stay for the night 478 00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:53,640 Night. 479 00:23:53,724 --> 00:23:55,892 Or maybe a bite Bite. 480 00:23:55,976 --> 00:23:59,604 I could show you my favorite obsession 481 00:23:59,688 --> 00:24:02,148 I've been makin' a man 482 00:24:02,233 --> 00:24:04,150 With blond hair and a tan 483 00:24:04,235 --> 00:24:07,779 And he's good for relieving my tension 484 00:24:07,863 --> 00:24:11,324 I'm just a sweet transvestite 485 00:24:11,408 --> 00:24:12,784 Sweet transvestite 486 00:24:12,868 --> 00:24:19,040 From sensational Transylvania 487 00:24:19,125 --> 00:24:21,167 Hey, hey 488 00:24:21,252 --> 00:24:24,462 I'm just a sweet transvestite 489 00:24:24,547 --> 00:24:26,506 Sweet transvestite 490 00:24:26,590 --> 00:24:29,175 From sensational 491 00:24:29,260 --> 00:24:35,181 Transylvania 492 00:24:36,350 --> 00:24:38,852 So come up to the lab 493 00:24:40,104 --> 00:24:42,063 And see what's on the slab 494 00:24:43,649 --> 00:24:46,067 I see you shiver with antici... 495 00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:50,780 - Pation - Pation! 496 00:24:50,865 --> 00:24:53,491 But maybe the rain 497 00:24:53,576 --> 00:24:56,452 Isn't really to blame 498 00:24:56,537 --> 00:24:59,914 So I'll remove the cause 499 00:25:02,168 --> 00:25:08,673 But not the symptom 500 00:25:08,757 --> 00:25:11,426 Whoo! 501 00:25:14,972 --> 00:25:16,723 Now, that's an entrance. 502 00:25:16,807 --> 00:25:19,559 Mr. Director... I take that wall out right? 503 00:25:19,643 --> 00:25:21,519 You're two acts early, Carl. 504 00:25:21,604 --> 00:25:23,730 You're supposed to bust through the dinner party scene. 505 00:25:23,814 --> 00:25:27,775 Oh. Well, actually, I was sort of feeling my entrance in this scene. 506 00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:30,695 Such good, good, interesting impulses. 507 00:25:30,779 --> 00:25:34,490 - Oh! - Bravo, Carl. Bravo. 508 00:25:36,994 --> 00:25:38,703 Will? 509 00:25:38,787 --> 00:25:40,622 Hey, I got your note you wanted to see me. 510 00:25:40,706 --> 00:25:43,625 We have a problem with the show. It's Carl. 511 00:25:44,168 --> 00:25:45,668 Really? 512 00:25:45,753 --> 00:25:47,253 I thought he was perfect. 513 00:25:47,338 --> 00:25:49,714 I agree, but, uh... 514 00:25:49,798 --> 00:25:51,549 What he said during his audition... 515 00:25:51,634 --> 00:25:53,801 It's haunted me. 516 00:25:53,886 --> 00:25:57,597 He's right. Some of these parts are just too adult for kids to play. 517 00:25:58,641 --> 00:26:00,934 Oh. Yeah, I have to agree, Will. 518 00:26:01,018 --> 00:26:02,352 Especially Sam. 519 00:26:02,436 --> 00:26:04,604 Sam. Right. He seems so uncomfortable. 520 00:26:04,730 --> 00:26:07,106 Oh, yeah. So I spoke with him. 521 00:26:07,191 --> 00:26:08,691 Is there something wrong with my body? 522 00:26:08,776 --> 00:26:11,152 Your body's fine, Sam, but, frankly, 523 00:26:11,237 --> 00:26:13,821 I think the role's a little too risqué for a student. 524 00:26:16,075 --> 00:26:19,202 I did feel kind of... embarrassed. 525 00:26:20,746 --> 00:26:22,455 Who's gonna play Rocky? 526 00:26:23,791 --> 00:26:27,001 I guess I have to. I'm... I'm sorry? 527 00:26:27,086 --> 00:26:29,587 I figured if Carl can play Eddie, 528 00:26:29,672 --> 00:26:32,548 - then I can play Rocky. 529 00:26:32,633 --> 00:26:36,344 Thing is, I'm not as familiar with the libretto as you are, 530 00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:38,680 and I can really use your help rehearsing. 531 00:26:41,809 --> 00:26:43,935 Are you sure that's a good idea? 532 00:26:44,019 --> 00:26:45,853 I mean, you'll be a great Rocky. 533 00:26:45,938 --> 00:26:48,439 You'll look really, really great... healthy. 534 00:26:48,565 --> 00:26:52,068 But, I mean, you're a teacher. Which is why I should do it. 535 00:26:52,194 --> 00:26:55,780 It would give the show a little more credibility, you know? Oh. 536 00:26:55,864 --> 00:26:58,324 So... think you could help me out? 537 00:26:58,409 --> 00:27:01,577 I mean, I have to have "Touch-A, Touch Me" down by rehearsal tomorrow. 538 00:27:04,748 --> 00:27:06,249 Yeah, okay. Okay? 539 00:27:07,584 --> 00:27:09,711 Um... 540 00:27:09,795 --> 00:27:12,380 I guess if you wanna start over there, 541 00:27:12,506 --> 00:27:15,425 and I will start here. Right. Good, good, good. Good. 542 00:27:15,509 --> 00:27:20,013 So let's just imagine that we're all alone in Frank-N-Furter's laboratory. 543 00:27:20,097 --> 00:27:21,222 - Alone. - Okay. 544 00:27:24,685 --> 00:27:27,520 I was feelin' done in 545 00:27:28,897 --> 00:27:31,065 Couldn't win 546 00:27:32,192 --> 00:27:37,572 I'd only ever kissed before 547 00:27:37,698 --> 00:27:39,365 You mean she? Uh-huh. 548 00:27:39,450 --> 00:27:42,744 I felt there's no use getting 549 00:27:42,828 --> 00:27:45,997 Into heavy sweating 550 00:27:46,081 --> 00:27:49,917 It only leads to trouble 551 00:27:50,002 --> 00:27:53,212 And bad fretting 552 00:27:53,297 --> 00:27:56,549 Now all I want to know 553 00:27:56,633 --> 00:27:59,052 Is how to go 554 00:27:59,136 --> 00:28:02,722 I've tasted blood and I want more 555 00:28:02,806 --> 00:28:04,891 More, more, more 556 00:28:04,975 --> 00:28:08,061 I'll put up no resistance 557 00:28:08,145 --> 00:28:10,855 I want to stay the distance 558 00:28:10,939 --> 00:28:14,400 I've got an itch to scratch 559 00:28:14,485 --> 00:28:16,986 I need assistance 560 00:28:17,071 --> 00:28:19,447 Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a Touch me 561 00:28:19,531 --> 00:28:22,367 I wanna be dirty 562 00:28:22,451 --> 00:28:25,036 Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me 563 00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:27,497 Creature of the night 564 00:28:32,503 --> 00:28:35,463 Then if anything shows 565 00:28:35,547 --> 00:28:38,508 While you pose 566 00:28:38,592 --> 00:28:42,095 I'll oil you up and drop you down 567 00:28:42,179 --> 00:28:44,013 Down, down, down 568 00:28:44,098 --> 00:28:47,517 And that's just one small fraction 569 00:28:47,601 --> 00:28:50,728 - Of the main attraction - Oh 570 00:28:50,813 --> 00:28:53,439 - I want a friendly man - Oh! 571 00:28:53,524 --> 00:28:55,733 And I need action 572 00:28:55,818 --> 00:28:58,569 Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a Touch me 573 00:28:58,654 --> 00:29:01,656 I wanna be dirty 574 00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:04,534 Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me 575 00:29:04,618 --> 00:29:06,911 Creature of the night 576 00:29:06,995 --> 00:29:09,747 Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a Touch me 577 00:29:09,832 --> 00:29:12,458 I wanna be dirty 578 00:29:12,543 --> 00:29:15,420 Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me 579 00:29:15,504 --> 00:29:17,380 Creature of the night 580 00:29:17,464 --> 00:29:20,466 Oh, touch-a, touch-a, touch-a Touch me 581 00:29:20,551 --> 00:29:23,636 Oh! I wanna be dirty 582 00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:26,347 Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me 583 00:29:26,432 --> 00:29:29,392 Creature of the night 584 00:29:29,476 --> 00:29:37,442 Creature of the night. 585 00:29:37,526 --> 00:29:40,236 Creature of the night? 586 00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:43,114 Creature of the night. 587 00:29:43,198 --> 00:29:45,533 Creature of the night 588 00:29:45,617 --> 00:29:48,494 Creature of the night. 589 00:29:48,579 --> 00:29:50,455 Creature of the night 590 00:29:54,877 --> 00:29:56,252 Um... Uh... 591 00:29:56,378 --> 00:29:58,671 Hi. Uh... Hi. Yeah. 592 00:30:10,267 --> 00:30:11,893 Whoa! 593 00:30:12,019 --> 00:30:14,645 I would have had it. Yeah, sure. 594 00:30:14,730 --> 00:30:17,773 - Where you been? You're late. - Sorry. I spaced. 595 00:30:17,858 --> 00:30:19,609 I'm not playing Rocky anymore. 596 00:30:20,527 --> 00:30:22,028 You're kidding. Who is? 597 00:30:22,905 --> 00:30:25,990 Mr. Schue. I totally blew this. 598 00:30:26,074 --> 00:30:28,451 I shouldn't have made all those demands about my costume. 599 00:30:28,535 --> 00:30:32,538 I just feel fat, like I had rolls hanging over those gold shorts. 600 00:30:32,623 --> 00:30:35,249 But you're in perfect shape, dude. 601 00:30:35,334 --> 00:30:37,835 Wait. Since I said I'm uncomfortable in the tighty-whiteys, 602 00:30:37,961 --> 00:30:39,837 does that mean I'm gonna get replaced? No. 603 00:30:39,922 --> 00:30:42,089 Don't worry about that. The Brad part isn't about looking hot. 604 00:30:42,174 --> 00:30:44,634 It's about being confident in who you are and how you look, 605 00:30:44,718 --> 00:30:46,552 no matter how "douche-y" you are. 606 00:30:46,637 --> 00:30:48,846 That guy's totally cool with being uncool. 607 00:30:48,931 --> 00:30:51,015 Yeah, I'm definitely not there. 608 00:30:51,099 --> 00:30:53,309 Uh, I actually started showering with my shirt on. 609 00:30:53,393 --> 00:30:57,355 Stop knocking yourself out. Just be you, and the sexy will flow through. 610 00:30:57,439 --> 00:30:59,732 Yeah. 611 00:30:59,816 --> 00:31:01,317 Yeah, you're right. 612 00:31:03,445 --> 00:31:05,488 I don't need to hide behind my muscles like you do. 613 00:31:05,572 --> 00:31:06,989 Awesome. 614 00:31:07,074 --> 00:31:08,533 I think. 615 00:31:08,617 --> 00:31:10,284 Are you insulting me? 616 00:31:10,369 --> 00:31:12,411 Where you going? 617 00:31:12,496 --> 00:31:15,289 To show everyone how hot and sexy I am. 618 00:31:19,962 --> 00:31:21,462 Oh, wow. 619 00:31:22,548 --> 00:31:24,465 Damn those Cool Ranch Doritos. 620 00:31:25,133 --> 00:31:27,927 Eddie? I've seen him. 621 00:31:28,011 --> 00:31:29,345 Eddie? 622 00:31:29,429 --> 00:31:32,557 What do you know of Eddie, Dr. Scott? 623 00:31:32,641 --> 00:31:34,934 I happen to know a great deal about a lot of things. 624 00:31:35,018 --> 00:31:39,230 You see, Eddie happens to be my... nephew. 625 00:31:39,314 --> 00:31:41,357 - This play is terrible. 626 00:31:41,441 --> 00:31:43,276 - Finn's line. Dr. Scott! 627 00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:45,069 - Janet! - Dr. Scott. 628 00:31:45,153 --> 00:31:47,697 - Finn's line. Janet. - I'm so bored I just fell into a microsleep. 629 00:31:47,781 --> 00:31:49,407 - Brad! - Rocky. 630 00:31:49,491 --> 00:31:52,243 - Janet. - Dr. Scott. 631 00:31:52,327 --> 00:31:53,953 - Still being Finn. Janet! - Brad! 632 00:31:54,037 --> 00:31:55,746 - None of this is plausible. - Rocky. 633 00:31:55,831 --> 00:31:57,915 - Janet. - Dr. Scott. 634 00:31:58,000 --> 00:31:59,625 - Finn's line. Janet! - Brad! 635 00:31:59,710 --> 00:32:01,252 - Rocky. 636 00:32:01,336 --> 00:32:03,212 This play has incredible pacing problems. 637 00:32:03,297 --> 00:32:06,716 Mr. Schue, it is pointless to rehearse this scene without Finn. 638 00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:09,176 We don't have a choice. He's late, and he's not answering his phone. 639 00:32:09,261 --> 00:32:11,304 We gotta get this timing down, guys. 640 00:32:11,388 --> 00:32:15,391 And would you please stop interjecting your opinions, Sue? 641 00:32:15,475 --> 00:32:18,144 Opinions? These are my rewrites. 642 00:32:18,228 --> 00:32:20,938 William! I'd like to see you in my office, please. 643 00:32:24,067 --> 00:32:25,776 Suspended? For what? 644 00:32:27,195 --> 00:32:29,280 I sort of walked down the hall in my Rocky Horror costume. 645 00:32:41,793 --> 00:32:43,210 Oh, my... 646 00:32:47,299 --> 00:32:49,759 Whoa! Nice panties, Baby Huey. 647 00:32:49,843 --> 00:32:52,803 Hey, my grandpa Murray called. He wants his boxers back. 648 00:32:55,891 --> 00:32:58,225 Why would you do that? 649 00:32:58,310 --> 00:33:00,269 I was trying to get comfortable in my costume. 650 00:33:00,354 --> 00:33:02,021 You don't understand how hard it is... 651 00:33:02,105 --> 00:33:04,690 for us guys to be exposed like that. 652 00:33:04,775 --> 00:33:06,942 I just thought maybe it would help me feel hot enough... 653 00:33:07,027 --> 00:33:08,819 to get up on stage and sing in my underwear. 654 00:33:08,904 --> 00:33:11,280 I'm recommending one month suspension, 655 00:33:11,365 --> 00:33:15,159 and summer school to make up for any lost class time. 656 00:33:15,243 --> 00:33:17,286 You know, can we have a moment alone, please? 657 00:33:21,291 --> 00:33:22,750 You can't do this to him. 658 00:33:22,834 --> 00:33:25,169 He was just coming to rehearsal in his costume. That's not a crime. 659 00:33:25,253 --> 00:33:28,673 Nine children have already signed up for after-school therapy. 660 00:33:28,757 --> 00:33:30,549 I had to bring in a grief counselor. 661 00:33:30,634 --> 00:33:32,802 Last year, when the Cheerios won the national championship, 662 00:33:32,886 --> 00:33:36,389 Santana pantsed Brittany, and she was wearing a lot less than her underwear. 663 00:33:36,473 --> 00:33:38,307 Neither of them were suspended. 664 00:33:38,392 --> 00:33:40,267 That was in the middle of a celebration. 665 00:33:40,352 --> 00:33:42,978 But there's still a precedent. Huh? 666 00:33:43,063 --> 00:33:45,523 - Fine. A warning. - Thank you. 667 00:33:45,607 --> 00:33:47,316 - William. 668 00:33:47,401 --> 00:33:51,195 To be honest, your motivations for doing this production are murky to me, 669 00:33:51,279 --> 00:33:54,156 considering all that you are risking if something goes too far. 670 00:33:54,241 --> 00:33:56,158 What are you saying? 671 00:33:56,243 --> 00:33:57,910 I'm saying you're welcome to continue with this, 672 00:33:57,994 --> 00:34:01,080 but if you get any heat about it, I won't be able to protect you. 673 00:34:01,164 --> 00:34:04,709 You're putting you and your Glee Club on the line, 674 00:34:04,793 --> 00:34:08,295 and I want you to be sure that whatever you're doing it for is worth it. 675 00:34:12,551 --> 00:34:15,511 - There's a... - Ho! Schuester... 676 00:34:15,595 --> 00:34:17,388 You messing with my woman? 677 00:34:17,472 --> 00:34:18,931 I thought we had a deal. 678 00:34:20,183 --> 00:34:21,684 I... 679 00:34:21,768 --> 00:34:23,644 - I don't know what you're talking about. - Yes, you do. 680 00:34:23,729 --> 00:34:26,689 'Cause Em and I have a full-disclosure policy... Total honesty. 681 00:34:26,773 --> 00:34:29,608 Something that allows us to have a little thing I like to call "intimacy"... 682 00:34:29,693 --> 00:34:31,610 Something you clearly know nothing about. 683 00:34:31,695 --> 00:34:33,446 Look, we were just rehearsing. 684 00:34:33,530 --> 00:34:34,989 Stop it, bro. 685 00:34:35,073 --> 00:34:37,032 Man-to-man, you gave me your word. 686 00:34:37,117 --> 00:34:39,410 - So what? You quitting the show? - No. No, no, no. 687 00:34:39,494 --> 00:34:41,370 Unlike you, I believe in the power of the arts. 688 00:34:41,455 --> 00:34:44,039 I don't use 'em to pick up other guys' chicks. 689 00:34:55,469 --> 00:34:56,969 Trick or treat? 690 00:34:58,138 --> 00:35:00,264 Oh, geez. 691 00:35:00,348 --> 00:35:02,141 Becky, I forgot the Take Back the Night Club... 692 00:35:02,225 --> 00:35:03,934 was going door-to-door this evening. 693 00:35:04,019 --> 00:35:05,978 I want my chocolate bar. 694 00:35:06,062 --> 00:35:07,605 I... I'm sorry. 695 00:35:07,689 --> 00:35:10,691 I've been working so hard on Rocky Horror I forgot to buy candy. 696 00:35:10,776 --> 00:35:13,861 Rocky Horror is an abomination. 697 00:35:15,655 --> 00:35:17,114 What did you just say? 698 00:35:17,199 --> 00:35:20,326 That's what Coach Sue says in her tape. 699 00:35:20,410 --> 00:35:22,912 It's in her office. I'll show you. 700 00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:29,126 So I went undercover to expose what your tax dollars are funding... 701 00:35:29,211 --> 00:35:32,421 in our public schools in the name of the arts. 702 00:35:32,506 --> 00:35:34,381 Now, I'm all about personal freedom. 703 00:35:34,466 --> 00:35:36,467 I've publicly voiced my support for that lady... 704 00:35:36,551 --> 00:35:38,344 who wants to marry her own sores, 705 00:35:38,428 --> 00:35:40,763 but just because you're free to say whatever you want... 706 00:35:40,847 --> 00:35:42,556 doesn't always mean you should. 707 00:35:42,641 --> 00:35:45,184 Artists are free to push boundaries to make art, 708 00:35:45,268 --> 00:35:47,603 but when pushing boundaries is their only aim, 709 00:35:47,687 --> 00:35:49,438 the result is usually bad art. 710 00:35:49,523 --> 00:35:51,148 There's a time and a place for everything, 711 00:35:51,233 --> 00:35:53,692 and squeamishness about what we want our children exposed to... 712 00:35:53,777 --> 00:35:55,569 is not the same as bigotry. 713 00:35:55,654 --> 00:35:58,697 Freedom-loving adults are free to have an open, lively debate... 714 00:35:58,782 --> 00:36:00,991 about what we want our society to be, 715 00:36:01,076 --> 00:36:04,578 but let's not make our children fight the culture war for us. 716 00:36:04,663 --> 00:36:06,497 They deserve a little better than that. 717 00:36:06,581 --> 00:36:09,458 And that's how Sue... sees it. 718 00:36:09,543 --> 00:36:13,754 Get me some chocolate or I will cut you. 719 00:36:19,761 --> 00:36:21,679 Sue, you set me up. 720 00:36:21,763 --> 00:36:24,515 Hey, there, William. Root through anyone's personal belongings lately? 721 00:36:24,641 --> 00:36:26,559 When were you planning on airing that? Opening night. 722 00:36:26,643 --> 00:36:28,310 That's why I pretaped it. 723 00:36:28,395 --> 00:36:30,354 Oh, I know you're furious, Will, 724 00:36:30,438 --> 00:36:34,358 but do you honestly believe anything I said was unreasonable? 725 00:36:34,442 --> 00:36:35,776 Well... 726 00:36:37,821 --> 00:36:40,573 No. There are limits, Will. 727 00:36:40,657 --> 00:36:43,993 There is a line, and for reasons I suspect have nothing to do with your kids, 728 00:36:44,077 --> 00:36:45,536 you crossed it. 729 00:36:45,620 --> 00:36:48,581 You can't yell "fire" in a crowded theater, 730 00:36:48,665 --> 00:36:50,916 and you can't expose kids to material like this... 731 00:36:51,042 --> 00:36:53,335 not on the taxpayers' dime. Oh, please, Sue. 732 00:36:53,420 --> 00:36:55,880 They have the Internet. They are exposed. 733 00:36:55,964 --> 00:36:58,007 Don't lead them to it. Don't make it okay. 734 00:36:58,091 --> 00:37:01,594 They're kids, and now more than ever, high school's a dangerous place, 735 00:37:01,678 --> 00:37:03,762 and it's our job to guide 'em through it safely. 736 00:37:03,847 --> 00:37:05,931 And we still get to torture them along the way. 737 00:37:06,016 --> 00:37:07,683 It's a fabulous system. 738 00:37:11,938 --> 00:37:13,647 You're right. 739 00:37:13,732 --> 00:37:16,191 I... I'm pulling the show. 740 00:37:16,276 --> 00:37:17,735 Wait. What? 741 00:37:17,819 --> 00:37:19,403 Yeah, I'm canceling the show. 742 00:37:19,487 --> 00:37:21,322 You were right. I was totally wrong. 743 00:37:21,406 --> 00:37:23,657 Shouldn't you wait until opening night? The kids worked so hard. 744 00:37:23,742 --> 00:37:26,493 - I'm sorry, Sue. - Hey, do it for the kids, Will. 745 00:37:26,578 --> 00:37:29,538 I need that local Emmy, Will! 746 00:37:33,335 --> 00:37:35,920 Are you sure you want to cancel the whole thing? 747 00:37:36,004 --> 00:37:39,006 I never should have tried to put it on in the first place. 748 00:37:39,090 --> 00:37:42,051 The reality is, 749 00:37:43,261 --> 00:37:45,220 I only did all this to get close to you. 750 00:37:48,350 --> 00:37:51,393 I guess love can make you do some crazy things. 751 00:37:51,478 --> 00:37:53,062 You know? 752 00:37:56,191 --> 00:37:58,067 I'm sorry, Emma. 753 00:37:58,151 --> 00:38:01,612 I promise to never abuse our feelings for each other again. 754 00:38:01,696 --> 00:38:04,281 I mean, let's face it. 755 00:38:04,366 --> 00:38:06,367 Carl is actually making you better. 756 00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:10,412 And if I really love you, 757 00:38:12,248 --> 00:38:15,125 I need to back off and accept the fact that, 758 00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:18,671 at least for now, 759 00:38:19,631 --> 00:38:21,715 being with him... 760 00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:23,634 is the best thing for you. 761 00:38:27,889 --> 00:38:30,516 So what are you gonna tell the kids? 762 00:38:35,855 --> 00:38:38,816 I want to apologize for putting you guys through all this... 763 00:38:38,900 --> 00:38:42,194 - Particularly Finn and Sam. - It's cool, Mr. Schue. 764 00:38:42,278 --> 00:38:45,197 I'm sure the teasing will die down by the time my 10th reunion rolls around. 765 00:38:45,281 --> 00:38:48,242 And I got asked to be June in the Men of McKinley High calendar. 766 00:38:48,326 --> 00:38:50,828 I'm happy for you. 767 00:38:50,912 --> 00:38:52,329 But we still can't do the musical. 768 00:38:52,414 --> 00:38:53,914 Look, I was wrong. 769 00:38:53,999 --> 00:38:56,500 Rocky Horror isn't about pushing boundaries... 770 00:38:56,584 --> 00:39:00,295 or making an audience accept a certain rebellious point of view. 771 00:39:00,380 --> 00:39:02,631 Those were my reasons for doing it, 772 00:39:02,716 --> 00:39:05,426 and they aren't worth risking what we have here. 773 00:39:06,720 --> 00:39:08,762 And when I was younger, 774 00:39:08,847 --> 00:39:11,181 and they started midnight shows of Rocky Horror, 775 00:39:11,266 --> 00:39:13,350 it wasn't for envelope pushers. 776 00:39:13,435 --> 00:39:15,394 It was for outcasts... 777 00:39:15,478 --> 00:39:17,980 People on the fringes who had no place left to go, 778 00:39:18,064 --> 00:39:19,773 but were searching for someplace... 779 00:39:19,858 --> 00:39:22,609 anyplace... where they felt like they belonged. 780 00:39:23,194 --> 00:39:24,695 Sound familiar? 781 00:39:26,781 --> 00:39:30,200 The truth is, with that perspective... 782 00:39:30,285 --> 00:39:32,786 Rocky Horror is the perfect show for this club. 783 00:39:32,871 --> 00:39:35,539 - Then why aren't we putting it on? 784 00:39:35,623 --> 00:39:37,458 We're still gonna perform Rocky Horror. 785 00:39:38,543 --> 00:39:40,335 We're just not doing it for an audience. 786 00:39:40,420 --> 00:39:42,546 We're doing it for ourselves. 787 00:39:45,675 --> 00:39:48,093 It's astounding 788 00:39:48,178 --> 00:39:50,804 Time is fleeting 789 00:39:51,723 --> 00:39:53,557 Madness 790 00:39:53,641 --> 00:39:56,101 Takes its toll 791 00:39:56,186 --> 00:39:58,604 But listen closely 792 00:39:58,688 --> 00:40:01,190 Not for very much longer 793 00:40:02,192 --> 00:40:06,487 I've got to keep control 794 00:40:07,363 --> 00:40:09,573 I remember 795 00:40:09,657 --> 00:40:12,326 Doing the Time Warp 796 00:40:13,369 --> 00:40:17,414 Drinking those moments when 797 00:40:17,499 --> 00:40:20,084 The blackness would hit me 798 00:40:20,168 --> 00:40:23,962 And the void would be calling 799 00:40:24,047 --> 00:40:28,008 Let's do the Time Warp again 800 00:40:29,511 --> 00:40:34,139 Let's do the Time Warp again 801 00:40:34,224 --> 00:40:36,225 It's just a jump to the left 802 00:40:37,268 --> 00:40:39,978 And then a step to the right 803 00:40:40,063 --> 00:40:42,898 Put your hands on your hips 804 00:40:42,982 --> 00:40:45,234 And bring your knees in tight 805 00:40:45,318 --> 00:40:47,778 But it's a pelvic thrust 806 00:40:47,862 --> 00:40:51,740 That really drives you insane 807 00:40:51,825 --> 00:41:02,042 Let's do the Time Warp again 808 00:41:02,127 --> 00:41:04,837 It's so dreamy 809 00:41:04,921 --> 00:41:07,714 Oh, fantasy, free me 810 00:41:07,799 --> 00:41:09,925 So you can't see me 811 00:41:10,009 --> 00:41:12,970 No, not at all 812 00:41:13,054 --> 00:41:15,764 In another dimension 813 00:41:15,849 --> 00:41:18,559 With voyeuristic intentions 814 00:41:18,643 --> 00:41:20,769 Well secluded 815 00:41:20,854 --> 00:41:24,148 Oh, I'll see it all 816 00:41:24,232 --> 00:41:26,608 With a bit of a mind flip 817 00:41:26,693 --> 00:41:29,361 You're into the time slip 818 00:41:30,405 --> 00:41:32,156 And nothing 819 00:41:32,240 --> 00:41:34,950 Can ever be the same 820 00:41:35,034 --> 00:41:37,578 It's this subtle sensation Ow! 821 00:41:37,662 --> 00:41:41,373 Like you're under sedation 822 00:41:41,457 --> 00:41:51,675 Let's do the Time Warp again 823 00:41:51,759 --> 00:41:54,553 Well, I was walking down the street Just having a think 824 00:41:54,637 --> 00:41:57,890 When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink 825 00:41:57,974 --> 00:42:00,475 He shook-a me up He took me by surprise 826 00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:02,895 He had a pickup truck and the devil's eyes 827 00:42:02,979 --> 00:42:05,981 He stared at me and I felt a change 828 00:42:06,065 --> 00:42:08,775 Time meant nothing Never would again 829 00:42:08,860 --> 00:42:18,869 Let's do the Time Warp again 830 00:42:18,953 --> 00:42:20,287 It's just a jump to the left 831 00:42:21,998 --> 00:42:24,625 And then a skip to the right 832 00:42:24,709 --> 00:42:27,211 Put your hands on your hips 833 00:42:27,295 --> 00:42:29,755 And bring your knees in tight 834 00:42:29,839 --> 00:42:32,591 But it's a pelvic thrust 835 00:42:32,675 --> 00:42:35,677 That really drives you insane 836 00:42:36,763 --> 00:42:40,849 Let's do the Time Warp again 837 00:42:42,435 --> 00:42:48,023 Let's do the Time Warp again 838 00:42:55,323 --> 00:42:57,366 Whoo! 839 00:43:34,487 --> 00:43:35,487 English - US - PSDH 63997

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