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Michael Rennie was ill
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The Day the Earth Stood Still
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But he told us
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Where we stand
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And Flash Gordon was there
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In silver underwear
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Claude Rains was The Invisible Man
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Then something went wrong
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For Fay Wray and King Kong
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They got caught in a celluloid jam
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Then at a deadly pace
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It Came from Outer Space
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And this is how the message ran
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Science fiction
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Double feature
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Oh, oh, oh, oh
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To the late night
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Double feature
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Picture show
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In the velvet darkness
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Of the blackest night
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Burning bright
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There's a guiding star
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No matter what
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Or who
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Who you are
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There's a light
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Over at the Frankenstein place
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There's a light
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Burning in the fireplace
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There's a light
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Light
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In the darkness
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Of everybo...
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Ho, ho, ho, ho! Schuester!
You messing with my woman?
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- I...
- I thought we had a deal.
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This is the face of a guy who stepped in it.
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How did it get to this?
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How did a production
of Rocky Horror turn into...
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My horror?
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It all started a week ago.
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Hey, Em.
Hi.
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What's with your crusts?
You... You always cut them off.
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I must have forgotten
this morning.
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You forgot?
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Carl and I had
the most amazing weekend.
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We hit the revival theater downtown
for the midnight show...
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of Rocky Horror.
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You're kidding.
No.
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Isn't that where everyone dresses up
and yells stuff?
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Yes. Yeah. I mean...
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Well, we don't dress up...
at least, not yet.
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Isn't that theater a total dive?
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It's disgusting. It's horrible.
I know.
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There isn't a surface
that isn't covered in spilled soda,
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so you'd think it'd be
a nightmare for me, right?
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But I don't know.
I'm having so much fun
that I don't even notice.
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Huh.
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Mmm. And get this.
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You know how I've always been
very anti-Halloween...
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'cause it totally
freaks me out to think...
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about eating candy that someone else
has touched, right?
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Well, Carl and I are gonna dress up
as characters from the show,
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and we're actually
gonna go trick-or-treating.
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The sandwich, the dirty theater...
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He's actually making her better.
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I'm gonna go as Janet, because
I always choose the ginger and...
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He's winning.
Puffy skirts and...
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Why the hell didn't I think
of taking her to that damn show?
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Oh, it's so weird that you brought up
how much you love that show,
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because just last weekend
I decided to have the Glee Club...
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perform Rocky Horror
for the school musical this year.
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Uh, wow, Will.
Yeah.
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Cool, right?
Very, very cool.
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That's so...
I mean, who knew...
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that Rocky Horror
was so important to both of us?
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Yeah. Yeah, I guess so.
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Isn't there some pretty risqué material
in there though?
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Oh. Yeah, I'll probably
have to make some edits here and there,
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but it's worth it to expose the kids...
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to one of my favorite musicals
of all time.
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Huh.
I love that show.
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Wow. Yeah. Mmm.
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Well, I'm thinking you're gonna
have to edit the whole thing out...
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if you're gonna get
Sue and Figgins to sign off on it.
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But, um, that's really exciting.
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Right.
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Go, Rocky Horror.
Oh.
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Um, yeah.
Yeah.
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So what are you gonna be
for Halloween this year?
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I'm going as a peanut allergy.
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Great news, guys.
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I've had a little inspiration.
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This week's musical lesson
isn't really a lesson.
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- It's a musical.
- Please be Evita. Please be Evita.
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Rocky Horror.
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Nice!
I've never seen it.
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- Mr. Schue?
- Yeah?
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While I admire your choice
of the groundbreaking '70s musical,
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aren't you worried that the adult themes
might be a point of controversy?
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Seriously. A school in Texas
couldn't even do Rent.
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Caused an outrage
and they had to cancel the show.
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Isn't that the whole point of the arts...
pushing boundaries,
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doing things people say you can't do,
for the sake of self-expression?
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I got it all figured out.
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I cut out some
of the more risqué sections,
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and I'm sending home permission slips
to all your parents,
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to make sure
that they're okay with it.
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And we are going to charge admission,
and use the proceeds...
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to help pay for transportation
to nationals in New York.
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Ooh, yeah.
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Okay. Let's talk about casting.
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- Oh. Finn and I
will play Brad and Janet.
- Oh.
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- And I'll be playing the guy
in the wheelchair, right?
- That's what I was thinking.
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And I thought Kurt
could play the role of Frank-N-Furter.
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No. There is no way
I'm playing a transvestite...
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in high heels and fishnets,
and wearing lipstick.
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Why? 'Cause that look was last season?
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I'll do it.
Really?
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It's like the male lead.
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I know, but I'm feeling
a little more confident...
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about my singing voice,
after our duets project.
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Great. I have no problem with that.
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We're a little short on female roles,
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so we're gonna have to double up
on Columbias and Magentas.
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It's standard practice on Broadway.
It'll preserve your voices.
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I'd like to preserve you in a jar...
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- In my basement.
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Sam. I'd like you to play
the role of the creature.
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From the Black Lagoon?
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Rocky. He's like
the Frankenstein character, but blond.
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You'll kill the part.
He's cute, just like you.
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Better start working
on those abs.
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Are you kidding me?
You could cut glass
with these babies.
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I have no problem
showing off my body.
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Okay. Looks like we got ourselves a show.
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So then, after the Time Warp,
Riff Raff, A.K.A. Kurt,
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takes us to Frank-N-Furter's lab.
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I have no idea what's going on in this script,
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- and it's not in a cool Inception kind of way.
- Just try, okay?
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So then they take off our wet clothes,
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and we do the rest of the scene
in our underwear.
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- Wait. I'm in my tighty-whiteys?
- Yeah.
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But... I can't be on stage...
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in front of the whole school
in my tighty-whiteys.
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They're gonna be able to see
my whole... business.
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Come on. It'll just be like going to the pool.
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I wear a swim shirt at the pool.
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I tell everybody
it's because I burn easily, but, look...
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I know I'm a big athlete,
and it's not manly or anything,
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but I'm kinda insecure about how I look.
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Come on. You just-
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You know, you have
a different body type.
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I don't look
like Brittany or Santana,
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but you still think I'm hot, right?
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Mmm, yeah. Of course.
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So then you're just
gonna have to trust me...
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that you're the hottest guy in school.
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Okay?
Okay.
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Come here.
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All right. So...
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Then, after that, Frank-N-Furter's
gonna come down in an elevator.
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When he comes down,
we are scared.
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I might faint.
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...making it the zoo's first
Unitarian chimp wedding...
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in over six years.
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- And we certainly wish the couple well.
- Oh, yeah.
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And now, let's mosey on over
to Sue's Corner.
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Take it away, Sue.
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Thanks, Rod.
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You know, Halloween is fast approaching...
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The day when parents encourage
little boys to dress like little girls...
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and little girls to dress like whores,
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and go door to door browbeating
hardworking Americans
into giving them free food.
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Well, you know what, western Ohio?
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We've lost the true meaning of Halloween...
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Fear.
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Halloween is that magical
day of the year...
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when a child is told
their grandmother's a demon...
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who's been feeding them
rat casserole...
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with a crunchy garnish
of their own scabs.
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Children must know fear.
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Without it, they won't know how to behave.
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They'll try frenching grizzly bears,
or consider living in Florida.
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So, moms, skip trick-or-treating this year,
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and instead, sit your little toddler down...
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and explain that Daddy's
a hungry zombie,
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and before he went out
to sharpen his pitchfork,
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he whispered to Mommy
that you look delicious.
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And that's how Sue... sees it.
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Sue, you're
the cat's pajamas.
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And we'll be right back.
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Ridiculous.
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Hello, Sue. I'm Barry Jeffries.
This is Tim Stanwick.
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We're the new
local station managers
down at WOHN.
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- Do you mind if we sit?
- We loved Sue's Corner
last night.
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Oh, yeah. You know,
we come from the world
of cable news,
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and we have... ideas.
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You see, good news
is about information,
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but great news is about fear.
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For example. Tim?
Mmm?
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- Did you hear about that swarm
of Africanized killer bees?
- No.
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Wouldn't it be awful
to see an entire town...
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- overrun by killer bees?
- I'm sorry.
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Did you just say, Tim,
an entire town...
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overrun by killer bees?
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Well, I just-
There's your quote.
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And you can replace killer bees
with whatever you want.
Terrorists.
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Mexicans.
Mexican terrorists.
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Ants.
Mexican terrorist ants.
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So what can I do for you?
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Someone at this school
is seeking the stage rights...
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to Rocky Horror as this year's musical.
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I take it you know the show.
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When I was younger,
I took my sister to the show.
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The audience was so enraged...
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having a disabled person in their midst-
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You know what they did?
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They threw toast at us.
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Um... Uh...
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Whoa.
You want me to shut it down?
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No. No.
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We want you to do an exposé...
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proving that
the secular-progressive agenda...
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has finally arrived here,
in the Lima, Ohio School District.
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Sue,
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it's got local Emmy
written all over it.
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We have a deal?
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All right, places, Finn and Rachel.
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I wanna start
with "Dammit Janet."
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Oh, I cannot wait
till Finn takes his top off,
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- so we can all see
the hotness underneath.
- What are you talking about?
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You can't have sloppy joes
every day for lunch
and get away with it.
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Um, that's incredibly rude.
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Is it? Guys whisper
behind our backs...
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about how we girls look
every day.
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- They objectify us all the time.
- She sort of has a point.
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Yeah. Earlier today Artie asked
if he could make a gigantic omelet...
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when I'm done with the ostrich eggs
I'm smuggling in my bra.
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I'm super looking forward
to seeing Sam in his gold bikini.
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It's gonna be "ab-ulous."
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- Can we get on
with rehearsal, please?
- Yeah.
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I agree. Yes. Let's stay focused, guys.
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All right, Riff Raff
and Columbia and Magenta...
Team one.
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Take your places.
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Let's rock and roll.
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00:11:55,298 --> 00:11:56,882
Whoo!
248
00:11:57,008 --> 00:11:58,967
Hey, Janet.
Yes, Brad?
249
00:12:00,011 --> 00:12:02,346
I've got something to say.
250
00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:04,056
Uh-huh?
251
00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:06,683
I really love the...
252
00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:09,395
skillful way...
253
00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:12,356
you beat the other girls...
254
00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:14,316
to the bride's bouquet.
255
00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:16,318
Oh! Oh, Brad.
256
00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:22,032
- The river was deep
but I swam it
- Janet
257
00:12:22,117 --> 00:12:25,077
- The future is ours
so let's plan it
- Janet
258
00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:28,247
- So please don't tell me
to can it
- Janet
259
00:12:28,331 --> 00:12:31,125
I've one thing to say
and that's dammit, Janet
260
00:12:31,209 --> 00:12:32,835
I love you
261
00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:38,173
- The road was long
but I ran it
- Janet
262
00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:41,093
- There's a fire in my heart
and you fan it
- Janet
263
00:12:41,177 --> 00:12:43,929
- If there's one fool for you
then I am it
- Janet
264
00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:47,266
I've one thing to say
and that's dammit, Janet
265
00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:49,017
I love you
266
00:12:51,229 --> 00:12:55,983
Here's a ring to prove
that I'm no joker
267
00:12:57,360 --> 00:13:02,739
There's three ways
that love can grow
268
00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:08,704
That's good, bad or mediocre
269
00:13:09,372 --> 00:13:11,623
Oh, J-A-N-E-T
270
00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:13,375
I love you so
271
00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:18,589
- Oh, it's nicer
than Betty Monroe had
- Oh, Brad
272
00:13:18,673 --> 00:13:21,758
- Now we're engaged
and I'm so glad
- Oh, Brad
273
00:13:21,843 --> 00:13:24,761
- That you met Mom
and you know Dad
- Oh, Brad
274
00:13:24,846 --> 00:13:26,805
I've one thing to say
and that's, Brad
275
00:13:26,890 --> 00:13:30,893
I'm mad for you too
276
00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:35,022
What made you think
you could get away...
277
00:13:35,106 --> 00:13:38,484
with doing this show
without my knowledge?
278
00:13:38,568 --> 00:13:42,529
I didn't. I was hoping just
to run out the clock until
it was too late to stop us.
279
00:13:42,614 --> 00:13:44,740
Who says I wanna stop you?
280
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:47,451
I appreciate how Rocky Horror
pushes boundaries.
281
00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:50,245
So you're not gonna fight us?
282
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:51,830
Perhaps not.
283
00:13:51,915 --> 00:13:54,791
I just wanna be involved, Will.
The arts matter.
284
00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:59,588
Fine. Join us.
285
00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:01,340
Play the part of the criminologist.
286
00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:02,966
We need someone
with authority.
Done.
287
00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:06,386
Great. We rehearse tonight.
Fantastic.
288
00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:09,014
Give me time
to do my rewrites.
I'm sorry?
289
00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:12,893
Yeah, it says right here in my contract
that I get final script approval,
290
00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:14,770
and I wouldn't fight it, Will.
291
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,522
I'm a notary public.
292
00:14:16,606 --> 00:14:18,273
See you on the boards, buddy.
293
00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:25,781
Seventy-five.
294
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:29,368
Chicken, egg whites, fish...
no salmon...
295
00:14:29,452 --> 00:14:32,204
oatmeal, brown rice...
but not after 6:00 p.m.
296
00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:35,332
No butter or oil,
and no soda.
297
00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:37,334
That's all you eat?
298
00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:41,797
- Ain't no carpool lane to sexy.
- Damn straight.
299
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:44,758
I don't know, man.
I never used to think about this stuff.
300
00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:47,219
I mean, we're guys.
When did this start to matter?
301
00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:49,221
I personally
blame the Internet.
302
00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:51,139
Once Internet porn
was invented, girls could watch...
303
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:53,892
without having to make
that embarrassing trip
to the video store.
304
00:14:53,977 --> 00:14:56,436
Internet porn altered
the female brain chemistry,
305
00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:58,480
making them more like men,
306
00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:00,440
and thus, more concerned
with our bodies.
307
00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:02,568
But doesn't it get exhausting
thinking about what you eat...
308
00:15:02,652 --> 00:15:05,362
Working out like a madman?
Nah.
309
00:15:05,446 --> 00:15:09,575
If I miss a workout or eat a hot dog,
I hate myself for a few days,
310
00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:13,078
but the fact is, if I wanna be cool,
311
00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:15,330
if I wanna get Quinn for good,
I gotta look the part.
312
00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:19,376
If you get up on that stage
and look like the Pillsbury Doughboy,
313
00:15:19,502 --> 00:15:21,420
no way you're staying popular.
314
00:15:21,504 --> 00:15:23,171
Come on.
Let's do some squats.
315
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:32,055
I think maybe that's why
Sue's been such a bully all along.
316
00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:34,349
She really just wants
to be included.
317
00:15:39,355 --> 00:15:40,856
Listen.
318
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:44,109
I really don't wanna
overstep my boundaries here,
319
00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:45,986
but I really need your help.
320
00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:47,779
I need to find all these costumes,
321
00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:49,531
and nobody knows Rocky Horror
like you.
322
00:15:51,576 --> 00:15:54,995
I don't know.
Would you mind coming on board
as my costume designer?
323
00:15:55,538 --> 00:15:57,581
Are you serious?
324
00:15:57,665 --> 00:15:59,750
You're not kidding?
I would love to.
325
00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:01,501
I'd love to!
326
00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:04,546
It's gonna be a lot of work,
and we're gonna be spending
a lot of time together.
327
00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:06,423
Yes! It's a dream come true.
328
00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:08,675
I mean the costume designing
is a dream come true.
329
00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:11,678
Not the spending a lot of-
Not that spending a lot of time
wouldn't be, but...
330
00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:13,597
Because of Carl. I've got the Carl.
331
00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:15,098
Yeah. Carl. I know.
332
00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:17,225
Mr. Schue?
333
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:20,062
My parents read the script,
and they're pulling me
out of Rocky Horror.
334
00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:22,147
What?
335
00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:24,149
I really wanna do it,
but they're just not cool...
336
00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:25,567
with me dressing up
like a tranny.
337
00:16:26,778 --> 00:16:29,071
I hate to let you down,
but I'm out.
338
00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:39,456
Becky, that is the best
Halloween costume I've ever seen.
339
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:41,208
Thanks, Coach.
340
00:16:41,292 --> 00:16:43,460
There's only one thing
missing.
341
00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:45,170
Go scream at some fatties.
342
00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:47,422
Oh, and, Becky, next year
when you trick-or-treat as me,
343
00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:50,759
you'll need to be clutching
a bright, glittering local Emmy.
344
00:16:56,057 --> 00:16:58,600
Uh, Sue, I've got some bad news.
345
00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:02,020
We lost our Frank-N-Furter,
and I can't find a replacement.
346
00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:03,647
Musical's canceled.
347
00:17:09,404 --> 00:17:11,029
Yeah, that's cute. That's good.
348
00:17:11,114 --> 00:17:13,115
Look at this. See?
I'm gonna have to squeeze into this.
349
00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:15,784
They were out of the latex panties,
so I got the see-through.
350
00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:17,452
See?
351
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:21,373
Take your sick, perverted sex games
out of this school!
352
00:17:21,499 --> 00:17:24,251
No, no, no, Sue.
This is not what it looks like.
I should have known.
353
00:17:24,335 --> 00:17:26,628
People who dress like librarians...
All sex addicts.
354
00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:28,213
I'm sorry. And you are?
355
00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:30,716
Oh. Okay. Carl, meet Sue.
356
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,509
Sue, this is my boyfriend, Carl.
357
00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:35,303
Sue. How do you do?
358
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:39,391
Okay. I was just showing Emma
my Halloween costume.
359
00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:41,893
- We're both sort of, uh,
Rocky Horror fans.
- Sort of?
360
00:17:41,978 --> 00:17:43,895
- Well, yeah.
- Please.
361
00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:47,107
- Carl knows the lyrics
to every single song.
- Every song.
362
00:17:47,191 --> 00:17:49,067
- He has an amazing voice too.
- Well, for a dentist.
363
00:17:49,152 --> 00:17:50,861
For a dentist-
364
00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:53,488
Oh.
365
00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:56,032
You okay?
Oh!
366
00:17:56,117 --> 00:17:58,577
Yeah, Carl, it's just,
my heart is, uh...
367
00:17:58,661 --> 00:18:00,412
It's breaking just a little bit.
368
00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:03,206
I'm not sure
if you know this about me,
but I am a huge proponent...
369
00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:06,877
of the arts in schools,
and, well, even at
this very school...
370
00:18:06,961 --> 00:18:08,420
Gosh, we're failing.
371
00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:11,131
And, you know, when the kids
don't have arts,
they turn to drugs,
372
00:18:11,215 --> 00:18:14,885
and with drugs
comes tooth loss and...
373
00:18:14,969 --> 00:18:18,013
Are you ready
for a chilling statistic?
374
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:21,475
Seventy percent
of all teeth in this school
are wooden.
375
00:18:21,559 --> 00:18:23,351
Seventy percent?
376
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:25,395
Is there anything I could do to help?
377
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,775
- I don't understand.
378
00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:33,028
You guys have a hole to fill,
and I'm just trying to help fill it.
379
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,863
Wanky.
Santana.
380
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:38,033
Well, you know,
381
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,951
I can't just give you a role.
382
00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:41,661
You'd have to try out.
383
00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:44,539
Fair enough, but I'll need
a lady to sing to. Ems?
384
00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:46,124
Okay.
385
00:18:47,168 --> 00:18:48,752
"Hot Patootie." B-flat.
386
00:18:55,051 --> 00:18:57,886
What ever happened
to Saturday night
387
00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:00,555
When you're dressed up sharp
and you felt all right
388
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,225
It don't seem the same
since cosmic light
389
00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:06,812
Came into my life
I thought I was divine
390
00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:09,189
I used to go for a ride
with a chick who'd go
391
00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:12,275
And listen to the music
on the radio
392
00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:15,195
A saxophone was blowin'
on a rock-and-roll show
393
00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:19,741
You'd climb in the back seat
Really had a good time
394
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:22,869
Hot patootie
Bless my soul
395
00:19:22,954 --> 00:19:25,872
I really love that rock and roll
396
00:19:25,957 --> 00:19:28,834
Hot patootie
Bless my soul
397
00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:31,253
I really love
that rock and roll
398
00:19:39,804 --> 00:19:42,764
Come on.
My head used to swim
from the perfume I'd smelled
399
00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:46,059
My hands kinda fumbled
with her white plastic belt
400
00:19:46,143 --> 00:19:48,353
I'd taste her baby pink lipstick
and that's when I'd melt
401
00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:51,606
She whispered in my ear
Tonight she really was mine
402
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:54,067
Get back in front
Put some hair oil on
403
00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:57,362
Buddy Holly was singing
his very last song
404
00:19:57,446 --> 00:20:00,156
With your arms around your girl
You try to sing along
405
00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:01,825
You felt pretty good
Whoo!
406
00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:04,744
You really had a good time
407
00:20:04,829 --> 00:20:07,873
Hot patootie
Bless my soul
408
00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:10,709
I really love
that rock and roll
409
00:20:10,793 --> 00:20:13,503
Hot patootie
Bless my soul
410
00:20:13,588 --> 00:20:16,256
I really love
that rock and roll
411
00:20:22,305 --> 00:20:25,265
Hot patootie
Bless my soul
412
00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:27,934
I really love
that rock and roll
413
00:20:28,019 --> 00:20:30,937
Hot patootie
Bless my soul
414
00:20:31,022 --> 00:20:34,399
I really love
that rock and roll
415
00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:37,027
Hot patootie
Bless my soul
416
00:20:37,111 --> 00:20:39,946
I really love
that rock and roll
417
00:20:40,031 --> 00:20:42,616
Hot patootie
Bless my soul
418
00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:49,915
I really love
that rock and roll
419
00:20:49,999 --> 00:20:51,499
Yeah!
420
00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:57,297
No, no, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait.
421
00:20:57,381 --> 00:20:59,174
- This will not do.
- Excuse me?
422
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:02,510
For this musical to continue,
we need a Frank-N-Furter,
not an Eddie.
423
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,387
Eddie was eliminated
in my rewrites.
424
00:21:04,472 --> 00:21:06,306
Sue's right.
425
00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:09,309
You wanna play in our sandbox,
sing a Frank-N-Furter number.
426
00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:11,353
Well, I'm sorry, bro,
but I think it's fine...
427
00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:14,022
to wear the Frankie bustier
in the privacy of your own home.
428
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:15,982
I'm freaky like that.
429
00:21:16,067 --> 00:21:17,943
But don't you think
it's inappropriate
in a high school musical?
430
00:21:18,027 --> 00:21:20,612
At least if I play Eddie
I won't have to grind up
against the students.
431
00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:22,822
You know, Eddie's an important role.
432
00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:24,783
If I did it I'd be showing
my support for the arts.
433
00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:28,411
You telling me
how to direct my show?
434
00:21:28,496 --> 00:21:30,413
- Will... Will.
- Mr. Schue?
435
00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:35,210
I'd like to play Frank-N-Furter.
436
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:37,545
I was rereading the script yesterday,
437
00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:40,590
and it said, "Don't dream it, be it."
438
00:21:40,675 --> 00:21:42,759
And it's my dream to play a lead role,
439
00:21:42,843 --> 00:21:44,511
so I figure, why not me?
440
00:21:44,595 --> 00:21:46,972
I'd be all kinda crazy sexy
in that outfit.
441
00:21:47,056 --> 00:21:50,266
And I can reinterpret
the number a little bit-
Make it more modern.
442
00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:54,562
I'd really like the chance, Mr. Schue.
443
00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:57,732
Well, there you go, Will.
You killed two birds
with one stone here today.
444
00:21:57,817 --> 00:22:01,861
Congratulations.
Look... You got yourself
a Frank-N-Furter and an Eddie.
445
00:22:01,946 --> 00:22:04,906
- This is outstanding.
446
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:14,249
Are you ready
for our first dress rehearsal?
Mm-hmm.
447
00:22:14,917 --> 00:22:17,085
Okay, guys... Places.
448
00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:23,633
Uh, Mr. Schue?
449
00:22:23,718 --> 00:22:26,845
Uh, I know I'm supposed
to be in my underwear
for this scene,
450
00:22:26,929 --> 00:22:28,972
and I'm totally down with that.
451
00:22:29,056 --> 00:22:32,434
I thought maybe I would
save it for the opening, if that's okay.
452
00:22:33,644 --> 00:22:35,270
Um, also, Miss Pillsbury,
453
00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:39,149
is there a way I could wear,
like, some gold board shorts,
or something?
454
00:22:39,233 --> 00:22:43,236
These are really short,
and I'm afraid I'm gonna
show off some "nut-age."
455
00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:44,696
Well...
We'll take a note.
456
00:22:44,780 --> 00:22:47,365
We can't stop, guys.
It's a dress rehearsal.
457
00:22:47,450 --> 00:22:49,534
Come on. Keep goin'.
458
00:22:49,618 --> 00:22:51,202
And... action.
459
00:22:51,287 --> 00:22:53,371
Oh, Brad,
let's get out of here.
460
00:22:53,456 --> 00:22:56,416
I'm cold, I'm wet
and I'm just plain scared.
461
00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:58,376
I'm here.
There's nothing to worry about.
462
00:23:02,757 --> 00:23:04,841
How do you do, I
463
00:23:04,925 --> 00:23:07,135
See you've met my
464
00:23:07,219 --> 00:23:09,095
Faithful handyman
465
00:23:10,514 --> 00:23:13,391
He's just a little broke down
466
00:23:13,476 --> 00:23:15,810
'Cause when you knocked
467
00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:18,813
He thought you were the candyman
468
00:23:20,357 --> 00:23:22,400
Don't get strung out
469
00:23:22,485 --> 00:23:24,778
By the way I look
470
00:23:24,862 --> 00:23:27,864
Don't judge a book by its cover
471
00:23:29,283 --> 00:23:31,117
I'm not much of a girl
472
00:23:31,202 --> 00:23:32,702
By the light of day
473
00:23:32,787 --> 00:23:37,123
But by night
I'm one hell of a lover
474
00:23:37,208 --> 00:23:41,586
I'm just a sweet transvestite
475
00:23:41,670 --> 00:23:45,048
From sensational
476
00:23:45,132 --> 00:23:49,636
Transylvania
477
00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:52,555
Why don't you
stay for the night
478
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:53,640
Night.
479
00:23:53,724 --> 00:23:55,892
Or maybe a bite
Bite.
480
00:23:55,976 --> 00:23:59,604
I could show you
my favorite obsession
481
00:23:59,688 --> 00:24:02,148
I've been makin' a man
482
00:24:02,233 --> 00:24:04,150
With blond hair and a tan
483
00:24:04,235 --> 00:24:07,779
And he's good for
relieving my tension
484
00:24:07,863 --> 00:24:11,324
I'm just a sweet transvestite
485
00:24:11,408 --> 00:24:12,784
Sweet transvestite
486
00:24:12,868 --> 00:24:19,040
From sensational Transylvania
487
00:24:19,125 --> 00:24:21,167
Hey, hey
488
00:24:21,252 --> 00:24:24,462
I'm just a sweet transvestite
489
00:24:24,547 --> 00:24:26,506
Sweet transvestite
490
00:24:26,590 --> 00:24:29,175
From sensational
491
00:24:29,260 --> 00:24:35,181
Transylvania
492
00:24:36,350 --> 00:24:38,852
So come up to the lab
493
00:24:40,104 --> 00:24:42,063
And see what's on the slab
494
00:24:43,649 --> 00:24:46,067
I see you shiver with antici...
495
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:50,780
- Pation
- Pation!
496
00:24:50,865 --> 00:24:53,491
But maybe the rain
497
00:24:53,576 --> 00:24:56,452
Isn't really to blame
498
00:24:56,537 --> 00:24:59,914
So I'll remove the cause
499
00:25:02,168 --> 00:25:08,673
But not the symptom
500
00:25:08,757 --> 00:25:11,426
Whoo!
501
00:25:14,972 --> 00:25:16,723
Now, that's an entrance.
502
00:25:16,807 --> 00:25:19,559
Mr. Director... I take that wall out right?
503
00:25:19,643 --> 00:25:21,519
You're two acts early, Carl.
504
00:25:21,604 --> 00:25:23,730
You're supposed to bust
through the dinner party scene.
505
00:25:23,814 --> 00:25:27,775
Oh. Well, actually,
I was sort of feeling
my entrance in this scene.
506
00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:30,695
Such good, good,
interesting impulses.
507
00:25:30,779 --> 00:25:34,490
- Oh!
- Bravo, Carl. Bravo.
508
00:25:36,994 --> 00:25:38,703
Will?
509
00:25:38,787 --> 00:25:40,622
Hey, I got your note
you wanted to see me.
510
00:25:40,706 --> 00:25:43,625
We have a problem with the show.
It's Carl.
511
00:25:44,168 --> 00:25:45,668
Really?
512
00:25:45,753 --> 00:25:47,253
I thought he was perfect.
513
00:25:47,338 --> 00:25:49,714
I agree, but, uh...
514
00:25:49,798 --> 00:25:51,549
What he said
during his audition...
515
00:25:51,634 --> 00:25:53,801
It's haunted me.
516
00:25:53,886 --> 00:25:57,597
He's right. Some of these parts
are just too adult for kids to play.
517
00:25:58,641 --> 00:26:00,934
Oh. Yeah, I have to agree,
Will.
518
00:26:01,018 --> 00:26:02,352
Especially Sam.
519
00:26:02,436 --> 00:26:04,604
Sam. Right.
He seems so uncomfortable.
520
00:26:04,730 --> 00:26:07,106
Oh, yeah.
So I spoke with him.
521
00:26:07,191 --> 00:26:08,691
Is there something wrong
with my body?
522
00:26:08,776 --> 00:26:11,152
Your body's fine, Sam,
but, frankly,
523
00:26:11,237 --> 00:26:13,821
I think the role's
a little too risqué for a student.
524
00:26:16,075 --> 00:26:19,202
I did feel kind of... embarrassed.
525
00:26:20,746 --> 00:26:22,455
Who's gonna play Rocky?
526
00:26:23,791 --> 00:26:27,001
I guess I have to.
I'm... I'm sorry?
527
00:26:27,086 --> 00:26:29,587
I figured if Carl can play Eddie,
528
00:26:29,672 --> 00:26:32,548
- then I can play Rocky.
529
00:26:32,633 --> 00:26:36,344
Thing is, I'm not as familiar
with the libretto as you are,
530
00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:38,680
and I can really use your help
rehearsing.
531
00:26:41,809 --> 00:26:43,935
Are you sure
that's a good idea?
532
00:26:44,019 --> 00:26:45,853
I mean,
you'll be a great Rocky.
533
00:26:45,938 --> 00:26:48,439
You'll look really,
really great... healthy.
534
00:26:48,565 --> 00:26:52,068
But, I mean,
you're a teacher.
Which is why I should do it.
535
00:26:52,194 --> 00:26:55,780
It would give the show a little
more credibility, you know?
Oh.
536
00:26:55,864 --> 00:26:58,324
So... think you could
help me out?
537
00:26:58,409 --> 00:27:01,577
I mean, I have to have
"Touch-A, Touch Me" down
by rehearsal tomorrow.
538
00:27:04,748 --> 00:27:06,249
Yeah, okay.
Okay?
539
00:27:07,584 --> 00:27:09,711
Um...
540
00:27:09,795 --> 00:27:12,380
I guess if you
wanna start over there,
541
00:27:12,506 --> 00:27:15,425
and I will start here.
Right.
Good, good, good. Good.
542
00:27:15,509 --> 00:27:20,013
So let's just imagine that we're all alone
in Frank-N-Furter's laboratory.
543
00:27:20,097 --> 00:27:21,222
- Alone.
- Okay.
544
00:27:24,685 --> 00:27:27,520
I was feelin' done in
545
00:27:28,897 --> 00:27:31,065
Couldn't win
546
00:27:32,192 --> 00:27:37,572
I'd only ever kissed before
547
00:27:37,698 --> 00:27:39,365
You mean she?
Uh-huh.
548
00:27:39,450 --> 00:27:42,744
I felt there's no use getting
549
00:27:42,828 --> 00:27:45,997
Into heavy sweating
550
00:27:46,081 --> 00:27:49,917
It only leads to trouble
551
00:27:50,002 --> 00:27:53,212
And bad fretting
552
00:27:53,297 --> 00:27:56,549
Now all I want to know
553
00:27:56,633 --> 00:27:59,052
Is how to go
554
00:27:59,136 --> 00:28:02,722
I've tasted blood
and I want more
555
00:28:02,806 --> 00:28:04,891
More, more, more
556
00:28:04,975 --> 00:28:08,061
I'll put up no resistance
557
00:28:08,145 --> 00:28:10,855
I want to stay the distance
558
00:28:10,939 --> 00:28:14,400
I've got an itch to scratch
559
00:28:14,485 --> 00:28:16,986
I need assistance
560
00:28:17,071 --> 00:28:19,447
Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a
Touch me
561
00:28:19,531 --> 00:28:22,367
I wanna be dirty
562
00:28:22,451 --> 00:28:25,036
Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me
563
00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:27,497
Creature of the night
564
00:28:32,503 --> 00:28:35,463
Then if anything shows
565
00:28:35,547 --> 00:28:38,508
While you pose
566
00:28:38,592 --> 00:28:42,095
I'll oil you up
and drop you down
567
00:28:42,179 --> 00:28:44,013
Down, down, down
568
00:28:44,098 --> 00:28:47,517
And that's just
one small fraction
569
00:28:47,601 --> 00:28:50,728
- Of the main attraction
- Oh
570
00:28:50,813 --> 00:28:53,439
- I want a friendly man
- Oh!
571
00:28:53,524 --> 00:28:55,733
And I need action
572
00:28:55,818 --> 00:28:58,569
Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a
Touch me
573
00:28:58,654 --> 00:29:01,656
I wanna be dirty
574
00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:04,534
Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me
575
00:29:04,618 --> 00:29:06,911
Creature of the night
576
00:29:06,995 --> 00:29:09,747
Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a
Touch me
577
00:29:09,832 --> 00:29:12,458
I wanna be dirty
578
00:29:12,543 --> 00:29:15,420
Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me
579
00:29:15,504 --> 00:29:17,380
Creature of the night
580
00:29:17,464 --> 00:29:20,466
Oh, touch-a, touch-a, touch-a
Touch me
581
00:29:20,551 --> 00:29:23,636
Oh!
I wanna be dirty
582
00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:26,347
Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me
583
00:29:26,432 --> 00:29:29,392
Creature of the night
584
00:29:29,476 --> 00:29:37,442
Creature of the night.
585
00:29:37,526 --> 00:29:40,236
Creature of the night?
586
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:43,114
Creature of the night.
587
00:29:43,198 --> 00:29:45,533
Creature of the night
588
00:29:45,617 --> 00:29:48,494
Creature of the night.
589
00:29:48,579 --> 00:29:50,455
Creature of the night
590
00:29:54,877 --> 00:29:56,252
Um...
Uh...
591
00:29:56,378 --> 00:29:58,671
Hi. Uh...
Hi. Yeah.
592
00:30:10,267 --> 00:30:11,893
Whoa!
593
00:30:12,019 --> 00:30:14,645
I would have had it.
Yeah, sure.
594
00:30:14,730 --> 00:30:17,773
- Where you been? You're late.
- Sorry. I spaced.
595
00:30:17,858 --> 00:30:19,609
I'm not playing Rocky anymore.
596
00:30:20,527 --> 00:30:22,028
You're kidding. Who is?
597
00:30:22,905 --> 00:30:25,990
Mr. Schue. I totally blew this.
598
00:30:26,074 --> 00:30:28,451
I shouldn't have made
all those demands
about my costume.
599
00:30:28,535 --> 00:30:32,538
I just feel fat, like I had rolls
hanging over those gold shorts.
600
00:30:32,623 --> 00:30:35,249
But you're in perfect shape, dude.
601
00:30:35,334 --> 00:30:37,835
Wait. Since I said
I'm uncomfortable in the tighty-whiteys,
602
00:30:37,961 --> 00:30:39,837
does that mean
I'm gonna get replaced?
No.
603
00:30:39,922 --> 00:30:42,089
Don't worry about that.
The Brad part
isn't about looking hot.
604
00:30:42,174 --> 00:30:44,634
It's about being confident
in who you are and how you look,
605
00:30:44,718 --> 00:30:46,552
no matter how "douche-y"
you are.
606
00:30:46,637 --> 00:30:48,846
That guy's totally cool
with being uncool.
607
00:30:48,931 --> 00:30:51,015
Yeah, I'm definitely not there.
608
00:30:51,099 --> 00:30:53,309
Uh, I actually started showering
with my shirt on.
609
00:30:53,393 --> 00:30:57,355
Stop knocking yourself out.
Just be you, and the sexy
will flow through.
610
00:30:57,439 --> 00:30:59,732
Yeah.
611
00:30:59,816 --> 00:31:01,317
Yeah, you're right.
612
00:31:03,445 --> 00:31:05,488
I don't need to hide
behind my muscles like you do.
613
00:31:05,572 --> 00:31:06,989
Awesome.
614
00:31:07,074 --> 00:31:08,533
I think.
615
00:31:08,617 --> 00:31:10,284
Are you insulting me?
616
00:31:10,369 --> 00:31:12,411
Where you going?
617
00:31:12,496 --> 00:31:15,289
To show everyone
how hot and sexy I am.
618
00:31:19,962 --> 00:31:21,462
Oh, wow.
619
00:31:22,548 --> 00:31:24,465
Damn those Cool Ranch Doritos.
620
00:31:25,133 --> 00:31:27,927
Eddie? I've seen him.
621
00:31:28,011 --> 00:31:29,345
Eddie?
622
00:31:29,429 --> 00:31:32,557
What do you know
of Eddie, Dr. Scott?
623
00:31:32,641 --> 00:31:34,934
I happen to know a great deal
about a lot of things.
624
00:31:35,018 --> 00:31:39,230
You see, Eddie happens to be
my... nephew.
625
00:31:39,314 --> 00:31:41,357
- This play is terrible.
626
00:31:41,441 --> 00:31:43,276
- Finn's line. Dr. Scott!
627
00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:45,069
- Janet!
- Dr. Scott.
628
00:31:45,153 --> 00:31:47,697
- Finn's line. Janet.
- I'm so bored I just fell
into a microsleep.
629
00:31:47,781 --> 00:31:49,407
- Brad!
- Rocky.
630
00:31:49,491 --> 00:31:52,243
- Janet.
- Dr. Scott.
631
00:31:52,327 --> 00:31:53,953
- Still being Finn. Janet!
- Brad!
632
00:31:54,037 --> 00:31:55,746
- None of this is plausible.
- Rocky.
633
00:31:55,831 --> 00:31:57,915
- Janet.
- Dr. Scott.
634
00:31:58,000 --> 00:31:59,625
- Finn's line. Janet!
- Brad!
635
00:31:59,710 --> 00:32:01,252
- Rocky.
636
00:32:01,336 --> 00:32:03,212
This play has
incredible pacing problems.
637
00:32:03,297 --> 00:32:06,716
Mr. Schue, it is pointless
to rehearse this scene without Finn.
638
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:09,176
We don't have a choice.
He's late, and he's
not answering his phone.
639
00:32:09,261 --> 00:32:11,304
We gotta get
this timing down, guys.
640
00:32:11,388 --> 00:32:15,391
And would you please stop
interjecting your opinions, Sue?
641
00:32:15,475 --> 00:32:18,144
Opinions? These are my rewrites.
642
00:32:18,228 --> 00:32:20,938
William! I'd like to see you
in my office, please.
643
00:32:24,067 --> 00:32:25,776
Suspended? For what?
644
00:32:27,195 --> 00:32:29,280
I sort of walked down the hall
in my Rocky Horror costume.
645
00:32:41,793 --> 00:32:43,210
Oh, my...
646
00:32:47,299 --> 00:32:49,759
Whoa! Nice panties,
Baby Huey.
647
00:32:49,843 --> 00:32:52,803
Hey, my grandpa Murray called.
He wants his boxers back.
648
00:32:55,891 --> 00:32:58,225
Why would you do that?
649
00:32:58,310 --> 00:33:00,269
I was trying
to get comfortable
in my costume.
650
00:33:00,354 --> 00:33:02,021
You don't understand
how hard it is...
651
00:33:02,105 --> 00:33:04,690
for us guys
to be exposed like that.
652
00:33:04,775 --> 00:33:06,942
I just thought
maybe it would help me
feel hot enough...
653
00:33:07,027 --> 00:33:08,819
to get up on stage
and sing in my underwear.
654
00:33:08,904 --> 00:33:11,280
I'm recommending
one month suspension,
655
00:33:11,365 --> 00:33:15,159
and summer school to make up
for any lost class time.
656
00:33:15,243 --> 00:33:17,286
You know, can we have
a moment alone, please?
657
00:33:21,291 --> 00:33:22,750
You can't do this to him.
658
00:33:22,834 --> 00:33:25,169
He was just coming
to rehearsal in his costume.
That's not a crime.
659
00:33:25,253 --> 00:33:28,673
Nine children have already signed up
for after-school therapy.
660
00:33:28,757 --> 00:33:30,549
I had to bring in
a grief counselor.
661
00:33:30,634 --> 00:33:32,802
Last year, when the Cheerios
won the national championship,
662
00:33:32,886 --> 00:33:36,389
Santana pantsed Brittany,
and she was wearing
a lot less than her underwear.
663
00:33:36,473 --> 00:33:38,307
Neither of them were suspended.
664
00:33:38,392 --> 00:33:40,267
That was in the middle of a celebration.
665
00:33:40,352 --> 00:33:42,978
But there's still a precedent.
Huh?
666
00:33:43,063 --> 00:33:45,523
- Fine. A warning.
- Thank you.
667
00:33:45,607 --> 00:33:47,316
- William.
668
00:33:47,401 --> 00:33:51,195
To be honest, your motivations
for doing this production
are murky to me,
669
00:33:51,279 --> 00:33:54,156
considering all that you are risking
if something goes too far.
670
00:33:54,241 --> 00:33:56,158
What are you saying?
671
00:33:56,243 --> 00:33:57,910
I'm saying you're welcome
to continue with this,
672
00:33:57,994 --> 00:34:01,080
but if you get any heat about it,
I won't be able to protect you.
673
00:34:01,164 --> 00:34:04,709
You're putting you
and your Glee Club on the line,
674
00:34:04,793 --> 00:34:08,295
and I want you to be sure
that whatever you're
doing it for is worth it.
675
00:34:12,551 --> 00:34:15,511
- There's a...
- Ho! Schuester...
676
00:34:15,595 --> 00:34:17,388
You messing with my woman?
677
00:34:17,472 --> 00:34:18,931
I thought we had a deal.
678
00:34:20,183 --> 00:34:21,684
I...
679
00:34:21,768 --> 00:34:23,644
- I don't know
what you're talking about.
- Yes, you do.
680
00:34:23,729 --> 00:34:26,689
'Cause Em and I have
a full-disclosure policy...
Total honesty.
681
00:34:26,773 --> 00:34:29,608
Something that allows us
to have a little thing
I like to call "intimacy"...
682
00:34:29,693 --> 00:34:31,610
Something you clearly know
nothing about.
683
00:34:31,695 --> 00:34:33,446
Look, we were just rehearsing.
684
00:34:33,530 --> 00:34:34,989
Stop it, bro.
685
00:34:35,073 --> 00:34:37,032
Man-to-man,
you gave me your word.
686
00:34:37,117 --> 00:34:39,410
- So what?
You quitting the show?
- No. No, no, no.
687
00:34:39,494 --> 00:34:41,370
Unlike you, I believe
in the power of the arts.
688
00:34:41,455 --> 00:34:44,039
I don't use 'em to pick up
other guys' chicks.
689
00:34:55,469 --> 00:34:56,969
Trick or treat?
690
00:34:58,138 --> 00:35:00,264
Oh, geez.
691
00:35:00,348 --> 00:35:02,141
Becky, I forgot
the Take Back the Night Club...
692
00:35:02,225 --> 00:35:03,934
was going door-to-door
this evening.
693
00:35:04,019 --> 00:35:05,978
I want my chocolate bar.
694
00:35:06,062 --> 00:35:07,605
I... I'm sorry.
695
00:35:07,689 --> 00:35:10,691
I've been working so hard
on Rocky Horror I forgot to buy candy.
696
00:35:10,776 --> 00:35:13,861
Rocky Horror is an abomination.
697
00:35:15,655 --> 00:35:17,114
What did you just say?
698
00:35:17,199 --> 00:35:20,326
That's what Coach Sue says
in her tape.
699
00:35:20,410 --> 00:35:22,912
It's in her office. I'll show you.
700
00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:29,126
So I went undercover to expose
what your tax dollars are funding...
701
00:35:29,211 --> 00:35:32,421
in our public schools
in the name of the arts.
702
00:35:32,506 --> 00:35:34,381
Now, I'm all about
personal freedom.
703
00:35:34,466 --> 00:35:36,467
I've publicly voiced
my support for that lady...
704
00:35:36,551 --> 00:35:38,344
who wants to marry
her own sores,
705
00:35:38,428 --> 00:35:40,763
but just because you're free
to say whatever you want...
706
00:35:40,847 --> 00:35:42,556
doesn't always mean you should.
707
00:35:42,641 --> 00:35:45,184
Artists are free
to push boundaries to make art,
708
00:35:45,268 --> 00:35:47,603
but when pushing boundaries
is their only aim,
709
00:35:47,687 --> 00:35:49,438
the result is usually bad art.
710
00:35:49,523 --> 00:35:51,148
There's a time and a place
for everything,
711
00:35:51,233 --> 00:35:53,692
and squeamishness
about what we want
our children exposed to...
712
00:35:53,777 --> 00:35:55,569
is not the same as bigotry.
713
00:35:55,654 --> 00:35:58,697
Freedom-loving adults are free
to have an open, lively debate...
714
00:35:58,782 --> 00:36:00,991
about what we want
our society to be,
715
00:36:01,076 --> 00:36:04,578
but let's not make our children
fight the culture war for us.
716
00:36:04,663 --> 00:36:06,497
They deserve a little better
than that.
717
00:36:06,581 --> 00:36:09,458
And that's how Sue... sees it.
718
00:36:09,543 --> 00:36:13,754
Get me some chocolate
or I will cut you.
719
00:36:19,761 --> 00:36:21,679
Sue, you set me up.
720
00:36:21,763 --> 00:36:24,515
Hey, there, William.
Root through anyone's
personal belongings lately?
721
00:36:24,641 --> 00:36:26,559
When were you planning
on airing that?
Opening night.
722
00:36:26,643 --> 00:36:28,310
That's why I pretaped it.
723
00:36:28,395 --> 00:36:30,354
Oh, I know
you're furious, Will,
724
00:36:30,438 --> 00:36:34,358
but do you honestly believe
anything I said
was unreasonable?
725
00:36:34,442 --> 00:36:35,776
Well...
726
00:36:37,821 --> 00:36:40,573
No.
There are limits, Will.
727
00:36:40,657 --> 00:36:43,993
There is a line, and for reasons
I suspect have nothing to do
with your kids,
728
00:36:44,077 --> 00:36:45,536
you crossed it.
729
00:36:45,620 --> 00:36:48,581
You can't yell "fire"
in a crowded theater,
730
00:36:48,665 --> 00:36:50,916
and you can't expose kids
to material like this...
731
00:36:51,042 --> 00:36:53,335
not on the taxpayers' dime.
Oh, please, Sue.
732
00:36:53,420 --> 00:36:55,880
They have the Internet.
They are exposed.
733
00:36:55,964 --> 00:36:58,007
Don't lead them to it.
Don't make it okay.
734
00:36:58,091 --> 00:37:01,594
They're kids, and now more than ever,
high school's a dangerous place,
735
00:37:01,678 --> 00:37:03,762
and it's our job
to guide 'em through it safely.
736
00:37:03,847 --> 00:37:05,931
And we still get to torture them
along the way.
737
00:37:06,016 --> 00:37:07,683
It's a fabulous system.
738
00:37:11,938 --> 00:37:13,647
You're right.
739
00:37:13,732 --> 00:37:16,191
I... I'm pulling the show.
740
00:37:16,276 --> 00:37:17,735
Wait. What?
741
00:37:17,819 --> 00:37:19,403
Yeah, I'm canceling
the show.
742
00:37:19,487 --> 00:37:21,322
You were right.
I was totally wrong.
743
00:37:21,406 --> 00:37:23,657
Shouldn't you wait until opening night?
The kids worked so hard.
744
00:37:23,742 --> 00:37:26,493
- I'm sorry, Sue.
- Hey, do it for the kids, Will.
745
00:37:26,578 --> 00:37:29,538
I need that local Emmy, Will!
746
00:37:33,335 --> 00:37:35,920
Are you sure you want
to cancel the whole thing?
747
00:37:36,004 --> 00:37:39,006
I never should have tried
to put it on in the first place.
748
00:37:39,090 --> 00:37:42,051
The reality is,
749
00:37:43,261 --> 00:37:45,220
I only did all this
to get close to you.
750
00:37:48,350 --> 00:37:51,393
I guess love can make you do
some crazy things.
751
00:37:51,478 --> 00:37:53,062
You know?
752
00:37:56,191 --> 00:37:58,067
I'm sorry, Emma.
753
00:37:58,151 --> 00:38:01,612
I promise to never abuse
our feelings for each other again.
754
00:38:01,696 --> 00:38:04,281
I mean, let's face it.
755
00:38:04,366 --> 00:38:06,367
Carl is actually
making you better.
756
00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:10,412
And if I really love you,
757
00:38:12,248 --> 00:38:15,125
I need to back off
and accept the fact that,
758
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:18,671
at least for now,
759
00:38:19,631 --> 00:38:21,715
being with him...
760
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:23,634
is the best thing for you.
761
00:38:27,889 --> 00:38:30,516
So what are you gonna
tell the kids?
762
00:38:35,855 --> 00:38:38,816
I want to apologize
for putting you guys
through all this...
763
00:38:38,900 --> 00:38:42,194
- Particularly Finn and Sam.
- It's cool, Mr. Schue.
764
00:38:42,278 --> 00:38:45,197
I'm sure the teasing
will die down by the time
my 10th reunion rolls around.
765
00:38:45,281 --> 00:38:48,242
And I got asked to be June
in the Men of McKinley High calendar.
766
00:38:48,326 --> 00:38:50,828
I'm happy for you.
767
00:38:50,912 --> 00:38:52,329
But we still
can't do the musical.
768
00:38:52,414 --> 00:38:53,914
Look, I was wrong.
769
00:38:53,999 --> 00:38:56,500
Rocky Horror isn't about
pushing boundaries...
770
00:38:56,584 --> 00:39:00,295
or making an audience
accept a certain rebellious
point of view.
771
00:39:00,380 --> 00:39:02,631
Those were my reasons
for doing it,
772
00:39:02,716 --> 00:39:05,426
and they aren't worth
risking what we have here.
773
00:39:06,720 --> 00:39:08,762
And when I was younger,
774
00:39:08,847 --> 00:39:11,181
and they started midnight shows
of Rocky Horror,
775
00:39:11,266 --> 00:39:13,350
it wasn't for envelope pushers.
776
00:39:13,435 --> 00:39:15,394
It was for outcasts...
777
00:39:15,478 --> 00:39:17,980
People on the fringes
who had no place left to go,
778
00:39:18,064 --> 00:39:19,773
but were searching
for someplace...
779
00:39:19,858 --> 00:39:22,609
anyplace... where they felt
like they belonged.
780
00:39:23,194 --> 00:39:24,695
Sound familiar?
781
00:39:26,781 --> 00:39:30,200
The truth is, with that perspective...
782
00:39:30,285 --> 00:39:32,786
Rocky Horror is the perfect show
for this club.
783
00:39:32,871 --> 00:39:35,539
- Then why aren't we putting it on?
784
00:39:35,623 --> 00:39:37,458
We're still gonna perform
Rocky Horror.
785
00:39:38,543 --> 00:39:40,335
We're just not doing it
for an audience.
786
00:39:40,420 --> 00:39:42,546
We're doing it for ourselves.
787
00:39:45,675 --> 00:39:48,093
It's astounding
788
00:39:48,178 --> 00:39:50,804
Time is fleeting
789
00:39:51,723 --> 00:39:53,557
Madness
790
00:39:53,641 --> 00:39:56,101
Takes its toll
791
00:39:56,186 --> 00:39:58,604
But listen closely
792
00:39:58,688 --> 00:40:01,190
Not for very much longer
793
00:40:02,192 --> 00:40:06,487
I've got to keep control
794
00:40:07,363 --> 00:40:09,573
I remember
795
00:40:09,657 --> 00:40:12,326
Doing the Time Warp
796
00:40:13,369 --> 00:40:17,414
Drinking those moments when
797
00:40:17,499 --> 00:40:20,084
The blackness would hit me
798
00:40:20,168 --> 00:40:23,962
And the void
would be calling
799
00:40:24,047 --> 00:40:28,008
Let's do the Time Warp again
800
00:40:29,511 --> 00:40:34,139
Let's do the Time Warp again
801
00:40:34,224 --> 00:40:36,225
It's just a jump to the left
802
00:40:37,268 --> 00:40:39,978
And then a step to the right
803
00:40:40,063 --> 00:40:42,898
Put your hands on your hips
804
00:40:42,982 --> 00:40:45,234
And bring your knees in tight
805
00:40:45,318 --> 00:40:47,778
But it's a pelvic thrust
806
00:40:47,862 --> 00:40:51,740
That really drives you insane
807
00:40:51,825 --> 00:41:02,042
Let's do the Time Warp again
808
00:41:02,127 --> 00:41:04,837
It's so dreamy
809
00:41:04,921 --> 00:41:07,714
Oh, fantasy, free me
810
00:41:07,799 --> 00:41:09,925
So you can't see me
811
00:41:10,009 --> 00:41:12,970
No, not at all
812
00:41:13,054 --> 00:41:15,764
In another dimension
813
00:41:15,849 --> 00:41:18,559
With voyeuristic intentions
814
00:41:18,643 --> 00:41:20,769
Well secluded
815
00:41:20,854 --> 00:41:24,148
Oh, I'll see it all
816
00:41:24,232 --> 00:41:26,608
With a bit of a mind flip
817
00:41:26,693 --> 00:41:29,361
You're into the time slip
818
00:41:30,405 --> 00:41:32,156
And nothing
819
00:41:32,240 --> 00:41:34,950
Can ever be the same
820
00:41:35,034 --> 00:41:37,578
It's this subtle sensation
Ow!
821
00:41:37,662 --> 00:41:41,373
Like you're under sedation
822
00:41:41,457 --> 00:41:51,675
Let's do the Time Warp again
823
00:41:51,759 --> 00:41:54,553
Well, I was walking down the street
Just having a think
824
00:41:54,637 --> 00:41:57,890
When a snake of a guy
gave me an evil wink
825
00:41:57,974 --> 00:42:00,475
He shook-a me up
He took me by surprise
826
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:02,895
He had a pickup truck
and the devil's eyes
827
00:42:02,979 --> 00:42:05,981
He stared at me
and I felt a change
828
00:42:06,065 --> 00:42:08,775
Time meant nothing
Never would again
829
00:42:08,860 --> 00:42:18,869
Let's do the Time Warp again
830
00:42:18,953 --> 00:42:20,287
It's just a jump to the left
831
00:42:21,998 --> 00:42:24,625
And then a skip to the right
832
00:42:24,709 --> 00:42:27,211
Put your hands on your hips
833
00:42:27,295 --> 00:42:29,755
And bring your knees in tight
834
00:42:29,839 --> 00:42:32,591
But it's a pelvic thrust
835
00:42:32,675 --> 00:42:35,677
That really drives you insane
836
00:42:36,763 --> 00:42:40,849
Let's do the Time Warp again
837
00:42:42,435 --> 00:42:48,023
Let's do the Time Warp again
838
00:42:55,323 --> 00:42:57,366
Whoo!
839
00:43:34,487 --> 00:43:35,487
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