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So here's what you missed on Glee.

Tina dumped Artie for Mike Chang.

This new kid Sam has a great voice.
Finn heard him sing in the shower.

And we'd like to talk to you
about Glee Club.

Finn thought Kurt was trying
to look at him in the shower,
so he called him a name...

which totally got him
chewed out by Kurt's dad.

Everyone should
start taking baths.

And that's what you missed on Glee.

All right, let's, uh...
let's gather round.

Sorry I'm late, guys.
I was with Principal Figgins.

Bad news, guys.
Puckerman's in juvie.

- It really was just a matter of time.
- What did he do?

He drove his mom's Volvo...

through the front
of a convenience store,
and drove off with the ATM.

- A-And when is he getting out?
- Unknown.

He might be the dumbest person
on this planet,
and that's coming from me.

- Guys! Let's have some sympathy.
- For a guy who put his needs
before the team's?

We need his voice,
and his bad-boy stage presence.

We can't look at this
as a crisis.

- It's an opportunity.
- For what?

Further embarrassment
and humiliation?

For welcoming
our new member, Sam Evans!

- There he is.
- How's it going? Hey, everybody.

I'm Sam. Sam I am.

And I don't like
green eggs and ham.

Oh, wow.
He has no game.

Okay! This is gonna be great.
You're not going to
regret joining, Sam.

Oh, good.
Sam. Sit right here.

All right.
Question for the group.

- What's a duet?
- A blanket.

A duet is when two voices
join to become one.

Great duets
are like a great marriage.

The singers complement each other,
push each other to be better.

Now, some people...
Psst.
He's on "team gay."

No straight boy
dyes his hair to look like
Linda Evangelista circa 1993.

You're crazy, circa 2010.

And that is what duets
are all about.

So, this week I want you
to pair up and sing a duet.

And since you guys
all seemed to love our little
"Defying Gravity" diva-off,

I'm making this a competition.

What's the winner get?

Dinner for two, on me...

- at Breadsticks.
- Breadsticks! Yes!

I have to win.
I know.

- It'll be a religious experience.
- I love this idea.

- You have not had Breadsticks yet.
- Who you gonna sing with, Kurt?

- I love Breadsticks!

Hi. I'm Kurt Hummel.
Hey.

I just wanted to personally
welcome you to the Glee Club.

Thanks.

Just tell me.

Look. Maybe at your old school
you could get away...

with the whole "I just stayed
in the sun all summer" excuse,

but I have three gifts...

my voice, my ability to spot
trends in men's fashion...

and my ability to know
when it comes from a bottle.

I don't dye my hair, dude.
Yes, you do.

But it's just between friends.
That's not natural.

I'm gonna go, 'cause you're
kinda freaking me out.

Wait, wait. Maybe my instincts
were a little off.

Let me make it up to you.

Team up with me
for the duet competition.

Unless you team up with Rachel,
I am your best bet at winning.

Aren't duets supposed to be
between, like, a girl and a guy?

Well, Gene Kelly and Donald
O'Connor would protest.

"Make 'Em Laugh"?
Sorry.

Singin' in the Rain. 1952.

- Nothin'. Okay, maybe you are straight.
- What?

Nothing. Rent it and then look up
the menu for Breadsticks online...

and call me, because
we are gonna win this.

I love your sweet lady kisses.

Mm-hmm. It's a nice break
from all that scissoring.

We should do
a duet together.

We should sing
Melissa Etheridge's
"Come To My Window."

First of all, there's a lot
of talking going on,

and I wants to get my mack on.

Well, I don't know, I just-

Okay, second of all,
I'm not making out
with you...

because I'm in love with you
and want to sing about
making lady babies.

I'm only here because Puck's
been in the slammer 12 hours,
and I'm like a lizard.

I need something
warm beneath me,
or I can't digest my food.

But who are you going
to sing a duet with?

Why would I wanna do a duet with you?
We can't stand each other.

Look, Weezy, I realize I've tried
to punch you a couple times,

and sometimes,
when you're not looking,
I put weird things in your food.

But it's a new year.
And you and I are the best
singers at this school.

I don't get the big deal.
It's just a free trip to Breadsticks.

I'm sorry.
Have you been to Breadsticks?

They are legally forbidden to
stop bringing you breadsticks.

One time,
I brought a wheelbarrow...

and when the manager tried
to stop me from filling it up...

I called the corporate office
and got her fired.

Well, I guess our voices
do sorta go together.

Mm-hmm.
That's right, girl.

So if we do a duet together,

we will be the undisputed
top bitches at this school.

You can't do this to him.
You're overreacting.

If he sings with you,
you're painting a bull's-eye
on his back.

Once again,
your closeted homophobia...

seeps to the surface like
the contents of a cracked cesspool.

Don't give me that.
I know I shouldn't have
used that word in your basement,

but it's not like you were innocent.

I really like you, Kurt.

But the fact of the matter is,
the way you were
all over me last year...

If I did that to a girl,
she'd take out
a restraining order.

You have issues
with me being gay.
I get it.

No, actually, I don't.

I have issues with the fact
that you don't understand
that no means no.

I just want to
sing with him.

Then you don't give a damn
about any of us.

If he sings with you,
I guarantee, within a week...

he'll take so much crap,
he'll have to quit Glee Club.

Your call, dude.

Don't go breakin' my heart

I couldn't if I tried

Oh, honey
if I get restless

Baby, you're not that kind

Don't go
breakin' my heart

You take the weight
off of me

Oh, honey
when you knock on my door

Ooh, I gave you my key

Ooh-hoo

Nobody knows it

- But when I was down
- I was your clown

Ooh-hoo

Nobody knows it

But right from the start

I gave you my heart

Ohh-ohh

I gave you my heart

Don't go breakin' my heart

I won't go breakin' your heart

Don't go breakin' my
Don't go breakin' my

Don't go breakin' my heart
Don't go breakin' my

Don't go breakin' my heart

Ohh, ohh-ohh
Ohh-ohh, ohh

Yeah

We're totally gonna win this thing.

Yeah, I know.

Well, don't be sad.

I mean, Breadsticks
has these vegan meatballs.
They're... They're okay.

I'm not really a nice person.

I'm selfish.

I'm only really generous
if there's something in it for me.

Yeah, but I still like you.

But you,
you're so kind a-and open.

Well, it's made me
want to be a better person.

We have to throw
the competition.
But I love Breadsticks.

No, if we wanna win
at nationals, then Sam
has to win this contest.

He has to feel like he belongs,
and the team has to believe in him.

Wow, Rachel,
I've never seen you like this.
I'm kind of impressed.

Well, like I said, you inspired me.

But technically, you're
doing this because it'll
help us win nationals,

which means there's
something in it for you,

so it doesn't really count
as you doing something nice.

I'm just gonna ignore
what you just said,
repeat what I said before...

We have to find a way for me
to lose the singing competition
so the new kid sticks around.

Right.
Good.

I don't want to do it.
We're duet partners.
You have to sing.

I don't even know
if I can sing.

Everyone knows I'm here
to do one thing... dance.

You sing
and I'll dance around you.
No, no. We're singing together.

We are gonna win
that dinner at Breadsticks,

and then we can finally
have a normal night out.

Normal?
What do you mean?

We went out last night.

For dim sum.
With your mom.

All we ever do
is get dim sum with your mom!

Here we go.

Hi.

So, I just want you to know
I'm really into you.

Okay.

Sorry, I'm...
just a little confused.

You've never even
made eye contact with me.

I know. For a while,
I thought you were a robot.

I'm not saying
that steamed pork knuckles
aren't delicious.

I'm just saying
that at Breadsticks they have
bottomless salad bowls.

They refill your salad
until you leave or pass out.

You can get salad at dim sum.
My mom got salad last night.

There were chicken feet in it.
It was a chicken feet salad.

All I want is a normal salad
that doesn't have
chicken feet in it!

So, let me get this straight.

You want to be my girlfriend...

because you like the idea of...

wheeling me around?

I just really want to get you
in a stroller.

- You're not listening to me.
- You don't care about my needs!

Shh!

We're fighting a lot.

We should go to
Asian couples therapy.

Why does the couples therapy
have to be Asian?

So, I get to tell everybody
that we're dating?

Yes. And I get
a duet partner.

- I don't see the big deal.

He e-mailed me,
like, 60 MP3s of him singing,
and I thought it was Faith Hill.

The kid's good.

Look, this isn't
about how good Kurt is.

Being in Glee Club
is like...

It's like walking down
the double yellow lines
of a highway.

If you get just a little off course,
you're gonna get crushed.

I gotta be honest.
You're kind of confusing
my head right now.

I mean, do you remember
what you said...

when you talked me
into joining Glee Club?

Nationals are in New York City.

Can you imagine what
it's gonna be like coming home
with that first-place trophy?

Most of the kids in this town
have never even seen the ocean.

We'll be gods.

I joined up because
I'm new here and you said
it would make me popular,

and now you're telling me
it's gonna get me killed.

Well, eventually you're
gonna get popular from it,
believe me,

but until then,
you gotta lay low a little bit.

And singing a duet
with another dude
is not laying low.

I didn't realize
you had a problem
with gay dudes.

I don't have a problem
with gay dudes.

Everyone else does,
and we're living in their world.

And in their world,
you singing a duet with Kurt
is a death sentence.

Well, I gave him my word.

In my world, that's that.

Boom!
Welcome to Glee Club,
lady lips.

The blueberry flavor
is the worst,

especially if it gets
down your pants.

I looked like a creature
out of Avatar down there
when I got Slusheed.

I saw Avatar,
like, six times.

Oh.

Anyway, you'll get used to it.

You're the head cheerleader.
Why do you even bother?

I mean,
you don't need Glee Club.

I like to sing.

And the fact is,

those guys were
pretty cool to me last year
when I wasn't on top.

What's the point
of being popular when you
can't do what you want?

Lor menari.

It means
you have pretty eyes.

It's Na'vi.

The Avatar language.
Lor menari.

First course is served.

Heart-healthy vegan carrot soup
with whole grain croutons.

And you'd better eat all of it.

Do you have any idea how hard it is
to find saffron in this town?

Let me eat this at the table.

You could make
a plaster cast of my ass with
the cushions from this couch.

Absolutely not.
I am in charge
of your care from now on.

You had a serious
arrhythmia, Dad.

The doctors say you need to rest
until your stress test.

You're my stress test.

Guess this means
I can't get salt?

Chin up.

What's up?
How's school?

It's fine, I guess.

There's this new kid, Sam,
in Glee Club.

He and I
are singing a duet together.
Is that a problem?

Finn practically
begged me not to.

He said it'd ruin
Sam's reputation.

Well, this kid, Sam...

You know,
does he play for your team?

Undetermined.
Oh.

Maybe Finn has a point.

You're siding with him?
After what he called me
in our basement?

I was talking to Carole,
and you weren't totally
honest with me.

She told me that you
had a crush on Finn, and you
weren't afraid to show it.

Is this true?
So a gay guy can't be friendly...

to a straight guy
without it being predatory?

Most guys don't know
how to deal with
unwanted advances.

So you're saying I shouldn't
sing with this Sam guy...

because it might upset
a couple homophobes?

I thought you said no one
pushes the Hummels around.

No one does.
I'm not saying that.

I'm saying
that maybe it's you...

who's pushing
this kid Sam around...

trying to take advantage of him
because you're interested in him.

Dad, you have no idea what it's like.

I am the only openly gay kid
at school, in this town.

Why can't I walk
hand in hand down the hall
with a person that I like?

Why can't I
slow-dance at my prom?

Come here.

You think I don't want
those things for you? I do.

You know,
until you find somebody...

as open
and as brave as you,

you're just gonna have to
get used to going it alone.

When I was a little girl

I had a rag doll

Only doll I've ever owned

Now I love you just the way
I loved that rag doll

But only now my love
has grown

And it gets stronger

In every way

And it gets higher

- Day by day

Do I love you
My, oh, my

River deep, mountain high

Yeah, yeah, yeah

If I lost you, would I cry

Oh, how I love you, baby

Baby, baby, baby

I love you, baby
like a flower loves the spring

And I love you, baby
like a robin loves to sing

And I love you, baby
like a schoolboy loves his bag

And I love you, baby
river deep, mountain high

Oh, baby

Ooh-ooh-ooh

Ooh-ooh-ooh, yeah

Yeah-eah

Do I love you

My, oh, my, yeah

River deep, mountain high
Yeah, yeah, yeah

If I lost you, would I cry

Oh, how I love you, baby
Baby, baby, baby

Again, again, again!

Ladies, nice work.

What an incredible song.

And just so you know,
I've already bought
custom bibs...

for me
and Mercedes here.

You know why?
'Cause we's be goin'...

To Breadsticks.

Oh-ho-ho!
You hear that, guys?

You have your work
cut out for you.

Don't worry. I'm not gonna go
all Shawshank on you.

This is kind of weird.
Guys usually don't talk
to each other in here.

Well, this can't wait.
I'm setting you free.

You can do your duet
with someone else in Glee.

Someone that the world
deems more appropriate.

Did I do something
to offend you?
No, no.

It's not you, it's me.

You've been honorable, actually,
and I wish you the best.

But I've realized that
I need to sing with someone...

that matches my passion
and talent level.

Who's that?

You know,
they make special shampoo
for color-treated hair.

I don't dye my hair.
Uh-huh.

- This is a disaster.
- Stop pacing. It's stressing me out.

Just being the "it couple"...
it's so much harder
than I thought.

I am so stumped
at how to lose this thing.

Wait. I got it.

We saw Grease and it was good.
We saw Grease 2 and I fell asleep.

But you said the difference
was that the songs...

Were bad.

Yeah.

If we want to lose,

we have to do a song
that's bad.

Not just a bad song.
An offensive song.

Yes!

Artie, can we talk?
Yeah.

I want us
to be duet partners.
Really?

We sing really well together.

I just thought if we won
we could share a nice,
free dinner together as friends.

We haven't really talked.

Well, Tina, as rich as I find it
that you've come crawling back,

I'll have you know
that not only do I
have a duet partner...

but that our working relationship
has blossomed into romance.

If you'll excuse me.
Okay, guys.

So who is up first today?

- Mr. Schue, if I may.
- You may.

As many of you know,
I had a duet partner.

But due to sensitivities
I'd rather not get into
at the moment,

I have dissolved
the partnership.

Okay. So who are you
gonna sing a duet with?

Only the most talented member
of the Glee Club... myself.

When you're different,
when you're special,

sometimes you have to
get used to being alone.

I've asked a few members
of the Glee Club as well
as some Cheerios to help me out.

How can you do a duet
by yourself?

That's like vocal masturbation.

That's so funny.

I will be doing a number...

from the seminal classic movie
Victor Victoria.

It's a show about embracing both
the male and the female sides.

Watch and learn, Santana.

Hit it.

'Bout 20 years ago

Way down in New Orleans

A group of fellas
found a new kind of music

And they decided to call it

Jazz

No other sound has

What this music has

Before they knew it

It was whizzin'
'round the world

The world was ready

For a blue kind of music

And now they play it

From Steamboat Springs

To La Paz

Oh, baby, won't you play me
le jazz hot, maybe

And don't ever let it end

I tell ya, friend
it's really something to hear

I can't sit still when
there's that rhythm near me

When you play me
le jazz hot, baby

You're holding
my soul together

Don't know whether
it's morning or night

Only know
it sounded right

So come on in and play me
le jazz hot, baby

'Cause I love my jazz hot

Le

Jazz

Hot

Le jazz hot

Yeah! Yeah, Kurt!

I love astronomy.

Something about all that space
makes my problems
seem kind of small.

That one's Venus.
Planet of love.

It's actually Mars,
planet of war.

Which one are we on?

Earth.

So why don't you come back to it
and talk to me about duets?

Tell me why I should be
singing with you.

Okay.

Well, I want to start off
with the choreography.

Singing will be easy,
so I'll start playing.

Now get behind me.
Get behind me.

Good. Now grab my hips.

And start swaying.

And now here's a cool part.
Give me your hand.

Do you know how to play?
No.

All right, it's easy.

Just put that finger there.
Just like that.

Now do it fast back and forth.

There you go.

No. No, I can't do this.
This year is about me.

And don't say that
I'm selfish, because you have
no idea how much I've given.

I wasn't-
I've been down
this path before.

I know this feeling.
L-Like, I need you.

Duets don't work for me,
and I don't need you.

What I need is to find a way
to keep Santana off my heels.

What I need is to find a way
to torture Rachel.
Look, I'm sorry...

And I need to start learning
to ignore people.

I'm sorry. I shouldn't...
I shouldn't have tried that.

I'm sorry.

I made a mistake.

And, um,

I don't want to sing with you.

I don't think I can do this.

It's the perfect song
for this very situation.

- Whenever you're ready, guys.
Yeah, hurry up.

I needs to get myself
to Breadsticks.

Don't count on it.

I'm mad at you,
but you're still so hot.

Trust me.
You're gonna be great.

See, I really couldn't sing
I could never really sing

What I couldn't do is
Sing

I have trouble with the
Note

It goes all around my
Throat

It's a terrifying
Thing

See, I really couldn't hear
which note was lower or was

Higher

Which is why I disappear
if someone says
let's start a

Choir

Hey, when I begin to
Squeak

It's a cross between a
Shriek

And a quiver or a
Moan

It's a little like a
Croak

Or the record player
Broke

What it doesn't have is
Tone

Oh, I know you're thinking
What a crazy

Ding-a-ling

But I really couldn't
Sing

I could never really
Sing

What I couldn't do is
Sing

But what I lack in pitch
I sure make up in

Power

And all my friends
say I am perfect
for the shower

- Still, I'm terrific at a
- Dance

Cause I'm messing up my
Pants

I'm a birdie on the
Wing

But if I begin to
Chirp

They say who's the little
Twerp

Going pong instead of
Ping

And when Christmas comes
and all my friends go

Caroling

- It is so dishearten
- Ing

It is so disquiet
Ing

It is so discourage
Ing

Darling
please stop answer

Ing

See, I really couldn't
Sing

I could never really
Sing

What I couldn't do is

Do re mi fa so la ti do
Do re mi fa so la ti do

La
La

- La
- La

Sing, sing
sing, sing, sing, sing

Sing, sing, sing, sing

Sing
- Sing

Wow!

Now, that is a duet!

Thank you, Tina,
for introducing us to
the amazing voice of Mike Chang!

- Yeah!
- That was good.

You tried to kiss her?
Major Glee party foul, dude.

Look, I know I shouldn't have.
She was just sending me these vibes.

And those eyes.

Hey, Quinn, can we talk?

What do you want
to talk about?
About Sam.

I heard that you backed out
of doing a duet with him.

Maybe it's for the best
she backed out.

If that Puckerman kid
ever gets out ofjail,
he's gonna beat my ass.

- I'm sure you still
have feelings for her too.
- No way. I'm with Rachel now.

She's a lot shorter
than Quinn and she talks a lot,
but I'm in love with her.

Look, this isn't
about dating, dude.

It's about you
singing with Quinn to raise
your musical rep in the group.

Look, I understand
that your reputation
is important to you,

but wouldn't you want
to do whatever it takes
to be on top...

of the proverbial pyramid
in every aspect of your life?

Singing with Sam
won't change that.

But winning
the competition will.

And partnering with Sam
is really your only shot at it.

- What's your angle?
- Angle?

What's your angle?
Me winning means you losing.

You'll do whatever it takes to
make sure that doesn't happen.
So what is in it for you?

Look, I agree. Okay?

You're probably not
gonna beat Finn and I,
but I just thought that,

as the team captain,
it would be good
for the team...

to have
some healthy competition
for second place.

I'm not saying you're gonna win,
but I'm just saying that...

even coming in second
would go a long way
with the rest of the team.

Hey.

I was totally out of line with you.
I promise it won't happen again.

Though you might have
to wear sunglasses
whenever we're together.

Good. Because we're gonna
have to spend a lot of time
together practicing...

if we're gonna win
that dinner at Breadsticks.

Oh-ohh-ohh, yeah

Just like that.

Ohh-oh, yeah

Tina used to make runs
look so easy,

but I guess
they aren't for everybody.
Wait.

Ohh-oh-oh, yeah

Nailed it.

I'm sorry. I can't do this.

I just can't. I'm sorry.

Um, w-why can't you do this?

I thought I was over somebody,
but I still think I have feelings for them.

The Clintons?

Tina.

I'm sorry.

Wait, don't leave.

You want to get over
Tina, right?

Let me help you.

What are you doing?

I mean, you're
on the football team
now anyways.

So we're gonna get around
to this at some point.

Hold up.

Am I about to lose my virginity?

For our duet,
we're gonna do it.

Come give me

Your sweetness

Now there's you
there is no weakness

Lying safe within your arms

I'm born again

Woman, don't you know

With you I'm born again

I was half, not whole

In step with none

Reaching through this world

In need of one

This isn't happening.

Come show me
your kindness

In your arms
I know I'll find this

Woman, don't you know
with you

I'm born again

Lying safe with you

I'm born

Again

- Okay. Do I even need to say it?
- That was really rude.

- It was, like, really rude.
- I seriously wanted to punch
both of you.

I have to agree.

It's a great duet,
but what you guys did with it
was... really inappropriate.

Your costume choice
was a little insensitive.

Frankly... I'm disappointed.

- What?
- Are you serious? I'm...

- Shocked. We... We're shocked.
- Shocked.

I-I really hope
that this doesn't cost us
the competition.

Yeah.
Okay. Let's sit down.
Come.

Well, getting back on track,
who's next?

All right.

Okay, I just want to say
I'm really excited...

and that I couldn't have asked
for a better partner.

Do you hear me

I'm talking to you

Across the water

Across the deep blue ocean

Under the open sky

Oh, my, baby, I'm trying

Boy, I hear you
in my dreams

I feel your whisper
across the sea

I keep you with me
in my heart

You make it easier
when life gets hard

Lucky I'm in love
with my best friend

Lucky to have been
where I have been

Lucky to be
coming home again

They don't know
They don't know

How long it takes
How long it takes

Waiting for love like this

Every time
Every time

We say good-bye
We say good-bye

I wish we had one more kiss

I'll wait for you
I promise you

I will

I'm lucky I'm in love
with my best friend

Lucky to have been
where I have been

Lucky to be coming home
some day

That's so frickin' charming.

Y-You're breaking up with me?

All you wanted was
a free dinner at Breadsticks.

But I really wanted
to go with you.

I was gonna order us
one really, really long
piece of spaghetti,

like in Lady and the Tramp.

I've been practicing
nudging the meatball
across the table with my nose.

You used me for my voice.

That's the only reason
you had sex with me.
I have it on good authority.

She's using you for your voice.
That's the only reason
she had sex with you.

- Wait. How did you know that?
- Hi.

- Excuse me. Do you know Brittany?
- Cheerios Brittany?

Yeah. We had sex.
Mmm.

Look, I don't mean
to be a bitch...

Well, yeah, actually, I do.

But the only thing
that you can give Brittany...

that she can't get
from someone else
is super choice parking.

I know that sex...

doesn't mean anything to you.

But did you ever think
how much it means to me?

After my accident,
we didn't know if I'd ever
be able even to do that.

And when I found out
that I could, it seemed like
some kind of miracle,

and you just walked
all over that.

You're not my partner
anymore.

I told Mr. Schue I'm pulling out
of the duet competition.

Artie, I didn't know.
I'm... I'm so sorry.

Okay, since Artie and Brittany
have dropped out of the race,

I guess it's time
to take it to a vote.

Well, even though it looks
like just about everyone
voted for themselves...

even those who didn't compete...
we do have a winner.

And the winner is...

by two votes,

- Sam and Quinn.
- What? What?

- Screw that! I want my sticks!
- Let it go. Let it go.

- Unbelievable.
- It was mine!

- I don't know how this happened.
- Son.

Unbelievable.

- This is so not a date.
- We did it, babe.

- Hey, I had something
I wanted to talk to you about.

Please,
not another pregnancy.

I think that you and I
are a little bit more
similar than you think.

That's a terrible thing to say.

I know you're lonely.

I can't even imagine
how hard it must be to have
feelings in high school...

that you can't act on
for fear of being humiliated,
ridiculed or worse.

We're gonna win nationals
this year. And you know
how we're gonna do that?

Because we have you.

That's true.

That's 12 people
who love you...

just for being exactly
the way that you are.

Look, I know you're lonely,
but you're not alone.

So, I was wondering
if you would maybe want to
sing a duet with me.

You'll be happy with
my song selection. It's sort of
everything both you and I love.

But the duet competition
is over.

I know. I thought this one
could be for me and you.

I hear they don't even
make these fresh.

They fly them in frozen
from some factory
in the Dominican Republic.

I once caught
some pretty sweet waves
down in the Dominican.

Hey, hey, hey.

- Uh...
- Come on. It's my Matthew
McConaughey impression.

Come on.

Does that work on the girls
where you're from?

The impressions,
the bad jokes,

the Na'vi?

I don't know.
I went to an all-boys
boarding school.

Makes sense.

It must be hard.

I think if I went through
what you went through last year,

I would've transferred
to a school on the moon
out of embarrassment.

That didn't come out right.
You're really brave
to come back like you have.

I don't judge you or anything.

I know what it's like
to have a... secret
that you're ashamed of.

Oh, holy crap. So...

So you are gay?

What? No. Not at all.

When I found out
I was moving here,
I wanted to seem cool.

Figured if I looked
like Swayze in PointBreak...

people might think
I was a surfer or something.

I didn't think it through
very clearly. So...

I put lemon juice in my hair.

I would've gotten away with it
if it hadn't been for Kurt
and his sixth sense.

I think it looks cute.

Really?

What are you doing?

We're not using that.
You're paying.
Why?

Because a gentleman
always pays on the first date.

Forget your troubles

Happy days

Come on, get happy

Are here again

You better chase
The skies

- All your cares away
- Above are clear again

Shout "Hallelujah"
So let's sing a song

Come on, get happy
Of cheer again

Get ready
for the Judgment Day
Happy days are here again

The sun is shining

Come on, get happy
Shout it now

The Lord is waiting
There's no one

- To take your hand
- Who can doubt it now

Shout "Hallelujah"

So let's tell the world

And just get happy

About it now

- We're going
- Happy days

- To the promised land
- Are here again

We're heading
cross the river

Soon your cares
will all be gone

There'll be no more
from now on

From now on

Forget your troubles
Happy days

And just get happy
Are here again

You better chase
The skies

All your blues away
Above are clear again

Shout "Hallelujah"
So let's sing a song

And just get happy

Of cheer again

- Happy times
- Happy times

Happy nights
Happy nights

Happy days

Are

Here

Again

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