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Come on, get together...

And listen to the legend of the Space Viking.

aka "God of Lightning".

aka "Thor Son of Odin(Odinson)".

Raised in the Way of the Warrior...

Thor was taught to help bring balance.

Fighting a good fight, for those who can't fight too.

He's growing.

And he grew.

And he grew.

He is sensitive, likes to smile.

And His loving nature does not discriminate.

He once liked the adventurous Pasanita.

Another time, he loves a wolf woman...

on the female wolf.

But Thor's one true love was an Earth woman named Jane Fonda.

But wait no...

Jane Foster.

But unfortunately...

In the battle of love, Thor lost.

In fact, he lost a lot of people during that time.

Her mother.

His father.

And that boy.

And that boy...

Whoever it is.

And Black Heimdal.

And his brother.

And his brother again.

And again.

Poor Thor had to watch his planet explode.

And then he said, "What have I done?"

it seemed like everything and everyone he loved, he lost.

So he hid his heart behind his big, fleshy body...

So it can never be broken again.

But just because he's done loving, doesn't mean he's done fighting.

He teamed up with the Guardians of the Galaxy...

and embark on some of Thor's classic adventures.

He got fit...

Putting on a difficult page...

Turning pain into gain...

And never miss a leg day.

He went from daddy bod to god bod

But under this god's body...

There is still a sad body, just trying to get out.

Because of all the bodies Thor has worn over the years...

Couldn't hide the pain he felt inside.

So, he gave up looking for anything.

Accept that he is only good for one thing.

Waiting in quiet contemplation for someone to say...

Thor...

We need your help to win this battle.

Thor...

We need your help to win this battle.

Let's go.

All right, I'm a game.

Come on, Storm Breaker.

Whoa, Thor! Are you okay?

People are dying.

See you down there.

Come on, quickly!

Give it away!

you will destroy it.

- I'm Groot! - Oh, there's sap on it.

Hi everyone!

Well, well... Look who it is!

- How are we, guys? - Terrifying!

We will all die!

You said the planet would be a relaxing vacation.

I told you, it will be like a relaxing vacation.

Well, take a look at our sparkling skystone early fight.

What could be more relaxing than that?

A real vacation!

The day will change!

- God of thunder! - King Yakan.

You finally joined our fight.

Well, as they say, better late than never.

That's very good.

As you know, we used to live in peace.

- But then, our god was killed. - Killed?

And now, our holy shrine is unguarded...

And the Habooska mob took over.

...The holy shrine was desecrated.

Not long.

King Yakan...

Tell them what happened here today.

Know when Thor...

Ragtag, motley crew, desperate people...

Find time to fight and carve their name in history.

The odds may be against us...

- But I'll tell you this for free. - Here he is.

It ends here, and now!

Please don't let him enter the temple.

Good, everyone.

We can collectively take credit for that, because we work as a team.

We use our hearts and minds to defeat the enemy...

With minimal loss or damage.

What a classic Thor adventure.

Uraaa!

Good book?

Yes.

I'm the one who wrote.

Anata... Anata Dr. Jane Foster?

Yes me.

- Hi! - Hi!

How about the Einstein-Rosen bridge?

Hard.

- Yes. - Really hard.

you need a 3D model.

Have you seen the Event Horizon?

Not.

- Interstellar? - Not.

The film explains everything very clearly.

Okay.

The Einstein-Rosen Bridge folds space...

So unique A and unique B will coexist in space, like that.

You just ruined your own book.

Yes, but now you understand wormholes.

- You watched those movies. - Okay.

Ah, hot Cheetos. Gotta get it.

So how about... How's the club?

This will be awesome.

Are you...

Tell anyone but me?

When people find out they start acting strange.

They just...

different.

And I'm not afraid now.

However, it is not contagious.

Jane, this is stage four.

From likes, how many stages?

- Four. - that we know about.

Oh, you have...

Somewhere else you have to be now, that's more important than chemotherapy.

Not...

You're trying to get back to the lab, aren't you?

- I have some ideas that I'm trying. - Okay, no. Time has run out.

I know you think your lab work is something you should be doing.

If you don't, you disappoint all civilizations, but...

you don't get what the universe is really trying to tell us...

So let me translate.

Slow. Down.

Use your energy to fight this.

I'll fight it my way, okay?

Um, FYI...

"My way" doesn't have to be the same in the lab.

Maybe it's time to play the Space Viking card.

- It's not a card. - That is.

- No cards. - There's a card.

Tall, blonde and beautiful.

This is a handsome card.

Jane, are you sure?

I'll figure this out...

By myself.

The result just comes back the same.

I'm afraid chemo has very little effect.

I'm sorry, Jane.

If there's anything I can do or if you just want to talk, give me a call.

Smells like a king...

Because you are worthy.

Old Spices.

Look at this place. It's beautiful, oh.

You're at home, babe.

- We're here to take you home. - Yes.

To Planet Asgard.

Asgard is not a planet, my children.

These are people. It's you.

And now it's time for babeh to pass on to the spirit realm.

I will take my place

in the great banquet hall of Valhalla, the resting place of the gods.

Oh, one more thing.

you both have a sister.

So now I turn into godly stardust and say goodbye.

Oh look.

Do you see?

Babe?

I've disappeared.

- Not! - Babe!

But wait, bro!

An ominous portal has appeared behind us.

Changed!

I'm Hela, the Fat Goddess of Death.

Now, I return to Asgard, to stake my determination as the rightful heir to the throne.

and no one will stop me!

Join me or die.

- We will never join you, witch. - Mjolnir.

Impossible!

I broke your hammer!

Time to die!

- Bifrost! - Bifrost!

You can almost feel the power

of these majestic and immovable stones.

Okay, let's go back to the village...

where we can drink real Asgardian honey.

Come on.

god of disaster...

We thank you.

We fear that we will be at war forever without the protection of our gods.

But now, peace will reign.

In return for your service, accept this gift.

This is a tradition, the protector of our world is awarded a great, great ...

- Giant goat? - Oh, look at that. They are very beautiful.

Cor, look at that. It was a small miracle.

King Yakan, thank you very much.

Heard um... about the temple.

- I don't want to talk about the temple. - I know, but if we talk about it.

- It's important... All right, I'll stop. - This makes me sad and angry.

Don't forget the goat.

We should keep them holy.

No punches.

Oh, they're beautiful.

Yes, they are beautiful.

- They also scream a lot. - It'll be fine.

We need to find the damn thing. Mostly, so that we can download distress signals.

I will retrace your steps. Where did you put the remote?

One of the goats may have eaten it.

Do not be stupid. Don't be ridiculous.

All right, he can do that shit.

I love them.

We need more pavers, on a double.

I put it down.

Me, too!

No, it doesn't work. It is free of charge.

Well maybe, you need to find a centrifuge.

- Korg, are you okay? - Yes, brother. Everything is good.

Well. Everyone, take it easy.

The goat will be fine.

If not, sacrifice it.

kings. Meat eaters.

- They have great conversation starters. - And you told me to come in the middle.

- Ichu Musu. - Yes, something like that.

No, that's not it.

No, that's not it.

Not that, but you have a good one.

- Hi, friends! - Kraglin!

You've been here all this time?

Yes, you said to stay on the ship.

This is Glenda. We're married.

I'm Groot.

What do I say about jumping into a new relationship?

- That I shouldn't be like that. - Yes!

You can't get married on every planet we land on.

I'm Groot.

Finally!

All right, here it is. "Emergency call".

Please help us! God of Butcher, you must help us!

Butcher God?

- It's just a dragon. - It's a warning!

All these gods were killed.

Our greatest champion...

Now wasted.

Scary.

Who could do something like this?

- Where are you? - Wait, wait, wait.

What was that? Go, go, come back.

Play that one.

Thor, where are you?

- Sif. - We need you here.

Well, my friend is in danger. We have to go at once.

Start the ship, my friend.

Oh. Maybe we should separate.

So many people to save, I mean.

Look at all this trouble... call.

Thor, are you going to be all right?

I admire your commitment to one another. This is a beautiful thing.

Unfortunately, that is something I will never have.

Friend, if you can

You may.

After thousands of years of living, you don't seem to know who you really are.

I've been lost before.

Then I found meaning, I found love.

And yes, I was taken from being a god, it hurts.

But that annoying feeling is better than feeling empty.

My hope for you is that one day, you will find something...

To make you feel this sucks.

i have loved.

Not successful.

They die brutally or they dump you with a handwritten letter.

I don't know which is worse, which is why I keep my distance from everyone.

I'm too attached, damn it! I knew this would happen.

You have to go!

I'll find out, Sif.

You answer another call.

Galaxy needs its guards.

- Cool. We just thought. - Look, I know this hurts.

But it's better this way. You have to believe me.

To ease the pain, why don't you uh...

Take the ship here, as a farewell farewell gift.

Oh, you gave me my ship?

Yes, he's yours.

Let you make as many memories with him as I have.

She's a temperamental old girl.

Serve well, in tight pickles.

- Starting the ship? - Thank you.

Goodbye, old friend.

Human handshake.

Shake the guard.

Into the snake you can't believe.

- Really, that dragon is uh... - Complete the classic game Guardian high one.

- Let's go. - Take care of my crew.

It will be difficult for them.

- Come on, quickly! - Not him.

Remember what I said.

Have you ever felt lost?

Just look into the eyes of the people you love.

They will tell you who you really are.

Alright goodbye.

Again, but we have fond memories.

We Asgardians say, "May you travel at the speed of Odin's raven".

See you in Valhalla where we will drink mead.

They go.

Alone again, me and you.

Storm breaker!

Be careful with your crazy axe.

So what are we going to do, brother?

Let's go get Sif.

Who or what is it?

Falligar, God of the Phaligarians.

One of the best gods you will ever meet.

Shift! It's me, Thor.

Odin's son.

You lost an arm.

Let me take you home.

Not!

Leave me here.

I want to die as a soldier.

On the battlefield, in battle.

And then I can claim my place in Valhalla.

Oh, I hate to tell you.

But for a soldier to enter Valhalla,

You must die in battle.

- You're safe. - Oh, shit!

Perhaps, your arm is in Valhalla.

What happened to this?

I have hunted many men.

I followed him here!

- It's a trap. - Who is this madman?

God Butcher, here he comes.

He seeks the extinction of the gods.

Asgard next.

- Look, it's Thor! Thor! - Take Sif to the hospital.

Hi! Who's pissing you off now?

It's not my fault.

I've never even seen these things, whoever they are.

Welcome back.

It!

Who's the new guy?

That guy... You'll like that guy.

Flour.

Flour!

It's me, Thor.

Have you seen my hammer?

Mjölnir, here it is son.

Flour?

Flour.

You are back.

Flour!

'Excuse me. Hello.

That's my hammer, idiot.

and that's how I look.

Hi!

Enough bullshit, wench.

Take off that mask and show yourself.

granted.

Hi.

Jane?!

Let me tell you the legend of Thor and Jane.

He is the God of Lightning.

And she, a science woman.

And even though they were from different worlds...

Somehow, that makes sense.

And together, they embark on a journey of love.

Thor teaches Jane, the way of the warrior.

And Jane taught Thor, the ways of the people.

And as time goes by, their love grows deeper and deeper.

Amazing. Isn't he, Mjölnir?

I want you to promise me you will always protect him.

I love you too, buddy.

A deep love, has a way of being magical.

Thor sets the path to the future and all that is possible.

But the more he contemplated life with Jane, the more he feared losing it.

And though Jane didn't want to admit it,

he is also afraid of losing.

So, they built a wall between them.

Thor is busy, saving humanity.

Heimdal!

Jane is busy, doing the same.

Really busy.

And finally, the space between them grows and expands

Until it becomes too wide to bear.

Some things have to be given.

I have to stay up all night, then read this data.

While I just stayed up all night eating and cleaning all this up.

There are two plates!

And then one night, it didn't give.

Jane wrote notes.

And Thor read the note.

And their legend suddenly became a myth.

Or so they thought.

Are you okay?

Yes.

It's a little hot, isn't it?

It's just a feeling.

A little claustrophobic with the helmet.

How?!

Can we talk about this later?

Yes, of course.

I'm glad to see you!

What?

Hi! What is Necrosword?

That is cool. I've only read about it in stories.

Then, you know this is going to hurt.

Pain.

What is pain, but a construction created by the weak.

Oh okay! It's so sharp!

Ready?

Don't touch my stuff.

You better run, you coward.

Children! They brought the kids!

- Mother! - Mother!

- Father! - Mama!

Mother!

Shadow monster, disgusting.

Flew around the world twice, nothing.

Cowards must run away. We will find them.

- Enough of the reunion, huh? - Ah, you tell me.

Like what? Three, four years?

Eight years and seven months and six days.

I didn't forget.

The last time I saw you or didn't see you, because you left.

Kind of an oversimplification to say I'm leaving.

Ah, no, you go. you do it.

You wrote me a beautiful handwritten letter.

I had to know, I was there.

- You weren't there, actually. - I.

And the notes...

And if you weren't there to see me go, then maybe you were.

Fair points.

- Not so important, like... - No.

- Tracking, right? - Yes.

We should both go and both go.

Now, you're gone again.

Miek, we need detailed explanations from all the witnesses.

Darryl, get all the names of the missing children.

- Your Majesty, my daughter is not here. - Don't worry.

And he will be found.

Guys, they're bleeding! Take them to the hospital, now!

- Darryl! - Madison.

Should we start working on the performance of this whole disaster?

People need entertainment.

Especially now, in times of crisis.

Who did this?

I don't hear "no".

Me neither.

Asgard, at night.

We opened some sleeping children.

So that's his ex-girlfriend, right?

- An old ex-girlfriend, - Jane Foster.

- Jane Foster. - The one that got away.

The one that managed to escape.

- That means pass. - Yes.

Yes.

It must be hard for you to see your ex-girlfriend

and your ex-hammer hangs out here.

What are you doing, brother?

Come on.

Come to dad.

Come on, Mjolnir.

Hey, here it is!

Hi!

- I just called you. - ...Start troop.

With what?

- Half of our soldiers are dead. - Half of our soldiers are always dead.

- Everyone, please. Back home. - Where are the kids?

And now, I promise you will have news.

- I don't know. - Can't go far.

I think the worst has happened.

He will find them.

You know what?

Asgard!

Guys, we can't fight.

Times like these, we need to unite and unite.

Look what happened here.

We are afraid.

Hmm?

Afraid.

Afraid.

Worried.

If we want to find children, we must first look within ourselves

I'm sorry, Miek.

It's really hard to give a lively speech in an eh-eh-eh voice.

What are you doing?

- He took minutes. - Well, precious minutes. We did not have.

Want the kids back?

I'll be back in a bit.

Write it down, Miek.

Stormbreaker, what are you doing?

Is it about Mjölnir?

Everyone out!

Didn't find them.

Your robe is on fire.

It's okay, it will grow back.

I charge you for this.

Okay.

What do we know about this person?

He travels through the shadows.

And he created monsters with them.

Really, a scary monster.

Also use Necrosword.

How do I know that?

Because he almost shot me in the face with it.

What is Necrosword?

This is an ancient weapon that has passed through the hands, since the beginning of time.

It has the ability to kill gods.

It slowly damages and kills whoever uses it, which means...

- Oh, so it infected him. - It infected him. Yes that's a must.

So basically, we're up against a cursed shadow, a zombie kidnapper.

Extraordinary! When do we go?

Thor?

- Can you see me? - Uh, kid floating on the left.

astrid

Heimdallson.

Astrid, are you all right?

I no longer use the name, Astrid.

I am now known as Axl.

He's the singer of a popular band I heard on Earth.

GNR.

astrid...

Your father gave you a very loud Viking name and I intend to honor his wishes.

- Axl. - Astrid.

- I said, Axl. - Astrid.

- Axl! - He's Axl! Now, listen to him.

Okay. "Axl"...

- Where are you? - I am not sure.

I don't know how to use my magic power yet.

Your father told me and I'm here to teach you.

I want you to focus and extend your hand.

OK good.

Now, focus. Close your eyes.

Thor!

Hi! How are you, kids?

How are you? Look where we are.

We are in a cage made of nails.

Yes that's correct. Not good.

- You're going to do something? - Yes. Yes, right.

Just not now. I'm a ghost of vision, see.

- See. - What will happen to us?

You can say, this is a very, very bad situation.

You know, the good news is, you're Asgardian.

So if you die, you will end up in Valhalla.

Oh my God, go away.

Okay, kids.

All right, kids. Don't cry. You will survive, okay?

Look, I have a plan, okay?

I put together a very, very good team.

We have um, uh...

Uncle Korg.

The Valkyrie King.

Um, yeah...

My ex-girlfriend, Jane, which is another story that won't bore you, okay?

But this is the best team, and we'll get you home before you know it.

Yes.

I know where you are.

I'll get you out of here.

I'm scared.

We all are.

Watch them. Be careful. Okay be careful.

See you later, okay? I'll get you out of here.

They were in the Shadow Realm.

How do you know?

The atmosphere there had an incomparable darkness.

As if the color refused to step. This is clear.

Well if that's the color we need.

Come on, bring the rainbow.

Bring a rainbow? Is that a slogan or something?

He had only been Thor for a minute.

I mean, saving lives, he's pretty good at it. But the rest is fragile.

- How many catchphrases? - Lots.

Yes, jump gun.

Wait, he moves through the shadows and he goes to the shadow realm.

It seemed that was where he would be the strongest.

You're right. We can't just launch there.

Could be a trap. Can harm children.

We need reinforcements. We have to increase the troops.

You think what I think you think?

- I'm thinking about it. - What do we think?

- If you want, take a look... - The City of Almighty.

What is Almighty City?

This is the home of the most powerful gods in the universe.

We could put together the greatest team ever.

We can recruit Ra, Hercules, Tūmatauenga...

Quetzalcoatl, maybe.

And Zeus, the eldest and wisest of all.

- Did you say, Zeus? - Yes, Zeus.

Like Zeus. Zeus Zeus.

I'm not sure if he has a second name.

My God will be there, Ninny from Nonny.

...But if they do, we'll ask them to join our team.

Yes!

storm breaker.

Relax, relax.

No, no, no, buddy.

We didn't travel with Bifrost janky Stormbreaker.

Look what just happened.

We can't go in with your little flying portal horse, can we?

- We won't get along. - What are you talking about?

Warsong is amazing.

Stormbreaker is awesome too.

Stormbreaker just needs a channel.

Anything that can handle space travel.

I like it when he speaks properly.

It has the power to get us there.

Just need something to focus that energy

So not so... unexpected.

You know, uh.

If we have a ship, we can take advantage of it and use Stormbreaker as a resource.

Ooh, like a machine.

- Like a machine. - You need a ship?

I have a ship.

Throw all those chairs.

Here he is. No, tie the goats forward.

We're leaving in 15 minutes.

It's important, everyone.

That's important.

Your bets move quickly, don't they.

You are some part of the job.

- Oh, hey! - Hi.

- Chasing old friends. - Yes.

I meant to apologize.

Kinda acted a little weird before.

I just haven't really been myself lately. You know, now...

Trying to figure out who I am and uh, just feeling a little lost

And then suddenly, I saw you dressed like me.

And it's been a bit...

For me too much.

So how uh...

you guys gathered?

How did this happen?

I swear, I heard Mjölnir calling out to me.

What's that?

So I came to investigate and...

- Pieces started to glow and swirl... - Crazy.

Thor.

Well, you know what. This looks good on you. It works, so...

Just checking.

See you again.

What?

We're just talking.

Mother, don't leave me.

Do not be afraid.

Even when I'm gone, baby.

You will not be alone.

And whatever happens...

Never stop fighting.

- Hi. - Are you okay?

Big!

The sink would say otherwise.

You think I really have to come?

I'm not getting better.

You're a Thor. Of course, you must come.

Besides that, what else are you going to do?

You are a Viking now.

Meaning you pretty much have to die in battle.

It must be very painful.

Otherwise, you will not enter Valhalla.

My plan.

How about you king and so on?

I love being king.

I love my people.

But it's all meetings and crow letters.

And a meeting that could be a crow's letter.

I miss fighting.

I miss my siblings.

That's why you have to come.

Because I need Thor.

- Okay, we have to go. - Hmm, packed.

Are you packed?

Yes.

A hand grenade?

No, these are portable speakers.

Let's go.

If you don't mind hiding the sink.

I got you.

Asgardians...

Hope we're okay.

Because we will travel at the speed of Odin's crow.

We will be back with the kids.

Many children.

Then we have to party, with the kids.

We don't do that anymore.

Those were dark times.

Shameful time.

Okay, we have to go.

So... Still rollerblading?

No, no. You?

Oh yes, every weekend.

Once you knife, you never fade.

- Right, Korg? - Twin skates for life.

Hey, can I run something with you?

Yes.

So I was thinking, when we get to the bad guy...

What if I had, like, a cool catchphrase, like...

"Eat this hammer, bro!"

Or like?

"Check my hammer, boom!"

Like how?

You know, I'm working on it.

No, they... They're all very good. Mine is uh...

"It ends here and now."

Oh, that's great.

It took me a long time to perfect it.

You will get there. You just need to practice.

This is my first bad guy.

You never forget your first.

Yes.

So you have a boyfriend?

Oh, no, no.

Too busy. Do not have time. You know, just...

With work and everything.

Cold.

Let me check this place out.

So cool.

- Who's cool? - Hah?

The buildings are cool.

What happened there?

- What? - Am I, uh...

Feel the feeling?

What feeling? With Jane?

- Yes. - No, don't be silly with feelings.

The last time we had feelings was a long time ago. Long, long gone.

Not even... He said you had feelings.

Friends, relax. We are on the same team.

I know exactly which team we're in, okay.

Jane's team.

The thing about Thor is that he always bounces back.

Like when Hela stole the hammer, she went and made an ax

which forces the heart of a dying star.

And with the same axe, he used to chop off Thano's head.

Oh, ho, ho, ho. Now, come on.

What a neat story.

Oh, with all the talk about beheading...

I want to go.

What's this?

Oh...

Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho...

Oh.

This is Harpy.

Hello, Harpies.

How are you?

Do you know what Harpy likes?

After his head was beheaded.

What? You liked it, a second ago.

Well. Alright alright.

The harpies are gone.

Come on. sh, sh, sh, sh, sh.

You.

I know a little girl, just like you.

And he is brave. And he's smart...

And funny.

And, he likes to draw.

Let me ask a question...

About gods.

They were meant to protect you, weren't they?

Well, where are they?

- Thor is on his way. - Yes!

Yes...

I'm counting on that.

That's why you're here.

It's just an invitation, so we have to keep a low profile and mingle.

Luckily, disguise is my specialty.

Philosopher.

They are all paintings.

What's that?

The real disguise.

They are the robes of the gods of emotion.

Each color signifies a different emotion.

- Where are the gods of emotion? - Hmm, don't ask.

Welcome to the Golden Temple, children.

This is where the most powerful creator gods in the universe gather.

That's the god of magic.

God of dreams.

God of carpentry.

Oh, look at that one.

Oh yes. It was Bao, the god of dumplings.

- Hey, Bao. - Bag!

Look there, friends!

God Kronan, Ninny of Nonny.

Hey, Ninny Nonny.

Zeus!

Hi!

Hello Zeus!

Welcome.

Out of respect for me.

Men, myths, legends.

Oh, I don't know if you know this, but I base a lot of what I do on this guy.

He has lightning and thunder. Huge source of inspiration.

That's very good.

You have to lead with it when you ask him for the army.

Um, how do we get up there?

We have to like, fly?

Well, we can't interrupt him halfway through his entrance.

He is famous to all of us.

Lightning.

- Lightning. - Yes!

Zeus!

Calm!

Calm!

Now, then...

I hereby open...

this holy council of the gods.

Where we have many, many serious problems...

To talk about.

Like...

Where will we have the party this year?

Is this person real?

Honestly, I'm not mad about it.

- I'm sure he's covered it, okay? - Shhh!

- And now we're going to announce... - Sorry.

The winner of the most human souls was sacrificed in the name of the gods.

Yes alright. Maybe he's not that great.

Oh, no, not good.

No, I don't think it gets any better than this.

And at least, the god army can help

But that lightning, I think it might be very big.

Judge!

Jane, you go to the right. Thor, you go left.

We rush him, take the bolt, ding dong.

- All right, let's get it. - No, no, no, no, no.

No ding donging or bum-rushing.

Especially not, Zeus' ass.

When the time is right, I will talk to him.

The time is now.

- Time is not now. - Who's talking?

Who's talking?!

- These people! - Korg, shut up.

You guys have something to say to the group?

Sorry.

I hit the head in 60 seconds, so speak quickly.

Literally, heads will roll.

Who are you two?

Hello!

Uh, let me be the first to say it's an honor and a privilege...

- in here. - No, I can't hear you.

Why don't you go on stage?

Stage, down there?

Okay. You see an area that is very similar to the stage?

Gotcha.

Oops, sorry.

Good luck, bro!

Mighty Zeus! Hey, wow!

God of the universe.

I came here to ask for help, to gather an army.

There is a maniac, his name is God Butcher, who is trying to kill us all.

Destruction is everywhere.

The entire planet, nature, has been left completely unprotected.

There is nothing but chaos in its path.

But I know where he is.

With your help...

We can destroy him before he kills someone else.

That person.

He killed several low-level gods.

Uh, boo-hoo.

If that's all, pretty boy...

You return to your seat and you are silent.

Um, yes, I'm sorry. Did you not hear what I just said?

He, he committed mass murder.

I tell you, one time.

Now, you shut up bastard.

You will be quiet.

Because you are hardly invited to sex parties.

Zeus! We have to do something.

You can't come to the party!

You have to listen to us.

Sit down!

Your Excellency. Whenever you're ready, just say so.

We go on my signal.

What's the signal?

- It will go. - Hmm...

Let's see who you are.

Take off your disguise.

And movies!

Flicking too hard, damn it!

Should we help him?

Eventually.

Grape?

Seems a shame...

And what about the others?

- We took off their disguises too. - Oh, no, no. We have this.

- Disguised. - Mine is dead.

Asgardians...

I think you have seen the last of him when Odin died.

You... are Thor.

God of thunder.

No thunder?

Just thunder?

Good shot, dad!

Zeus, it's bigger than this.

He took the Asgardian children.

Who do you think we are?

God police?

Each god watches over his own people.

No more, no less.

Asgard problem...

is Asgard's problem.

How the mighty has fallen.

My hero, Zeus...

Afraid.

Some items...

One. Yes, I'm afraid.

Gorr has a Necrosword.

That means he's going to kill us.

Not good.

Two, I know you're trying to do the right thing.

I see.

But everything you do, causes panic.

Panic is not good.

We're safe here.

you, my friend.

You are safe here.

So calm down here, okay?

Have some wine. Have some wine.

Whatever happened here...

In the City of the Almighty.

Three, don't talk back to Zeus.

If you do that, I put your clothes back on.

Now, I put your clothes back on.

Flick, flick, flick. It was the Golden Temple of the Gods.

This is not a rough and naked Twister.

If you're not going to help us, then at the very least, let us use your weapons.

We need your lightning.

My lightning is called Thunderbolt.

So I thought, to use someone's secret weapon like this...

That you should, at least, get the name right when you ask.

Can I borrow a Thunderbolt?

Lightning!

Not.

Don't worry.

The Butcher...

He will not attain Immortality.

Eternity?

What did he mean, "attain Immortality"?

Good grief!

Eternity.

It is a very powerful being at the center of the universe.

He will grant the wish of the first person to achieve it.

Like a wishing well?

What do you think a man named God Butcher wants?

If he seeks the altar of Immortality, that means he can eliminate us all at once.

- Zeus, we have to act now. - He won't make it.

He doesn't have the key.

Is this the goal of the gods?

To hide in a golden palace, like a coward?

Maybe we have lost our way.

You know what? We will stop it ourselves.

I'm afraid, I can't allow that.

This is a secret place,

known only to the gods.

You know where we are...

God Butcher can use you...

To find us.

It is not good.

So now...

You have to stay.

Security!

Hi!

Can we carry out my plan now?

Yes, rush the ass.

Of course!

Oy, you didn't say "go".

Come on, guys.

Thor, catch!

Korg!

Val, duck!

Korg!

Thor.

Oh no.

Not!

Thor!

I perish.

Zeus!

You're next, Odinson!

It was a Viking voice.

Not.

Korgi!

Thor, I'm down here.

Big! Where are you? So I can dress for a beautiful party.

- I am here. - Korgi!

I almost died.

Yes! You are alive!

As it turned out, the only living part of the Qur'an was his mouth.

Korgi, listen. I want you to call the goat.

I will do the best.

- Oh my God, I need you alive. - I do not mind.

Ready to go sightseeing?

Now, you got me six.

Eight o'clock, Val.

7:48!

You can do it. Just give...

Not that.

Not that.

Not.

Come on, Cor. Pinch those lips.

I do it!

And then the goat boat came in, saved us, and we flew out the window.

over.

Another classic Thor adventure.

Can't believe you killed Zeus.

Well, you know what they say...

Never meet your hero.

What matters is, we are on our way to you, right now.

How are you guys? Are you okay?

We're okay. A little bit afraid.

Well, listen up. I know what it's like to be afraid.

And I'll tell you, when I was your age...

I didn't think I would be as brave as you.

Is it right?

In fact, you might just be the bravest Asgardian I've ever met.

All of you.

So I want you to stay brave, okay?

And take care of each other. You are a team now.

Team of children in a cage.

Can you do that?

Yes. I think we can do that.

I know you can.

Well?

- Thor? - Yes?

I'm happy, I met my hero.

Wow. Thank you friend.

How are the kids?

As you can imagine, they were a little scared because they were kids.

But I told him that everything would be planned.

And so you lied to them.

You still have plans?

- Yes, there is a plan. - No plan.

- There's a plan. - No, no plans.

We failed to raise the god army.

- Korg is dead. - He's not dead.

- I'm not dead. - Well, he's the head.

And you, you are completely humiliated.

No, I'm completely naked, which I'm fine with.

- Jane? - I'm fine with that.

- Cor? - I like it.

We will not go to the Shadow Realm weaker than before. We...

- We're going to die. - No one will die.

- We... - Okay.

Everything is alright. We did well there.

- We killed Zeus. - You killed Zeus.

To you, it may or may not be a catastrophe for the entire universe.

And sure,

The entire god kingdom will probably hunt us down for the rest of our days.

But look, you stole this beautiful weapon.

All right, these are the soldiers here.

It's slender, it's slender, it's strong, it's beautiful.

Well, for you, I like it.

For you, Valkyrie.

I mean, that's not what I like.

But I have, my guns out there.

Can I borrow it for a moment?

Ah! Here it is, old friend.

That's a nice entrance, back there.

This and that.

are we good?

Yes?

I mean, I don't find it weird having my ax weapon, but come on.

Mjölnir, in the past.

It's you and me now, buddy.

You know what?

I think it's time for your first beer.

What did you say?

Delicious.

Sorry we've been fighting lately.

Hi.

Oh, hey.

It's quite... the view, huh?

Yes, it's beautiful.

Like I said, I'm very, very impressed with what you did there.

You and Mjolnir.

Yes.

- In space, there are dolphins. - What?

This...

You should see some space dolphins.

Beautiful.

- Lord. - They are very beautiful, very rare,

They are very loyal creatures.

They were created to live...

In packs of 6.

Oh, brother. Man, you look so sexy

I want to get into your rock

When we get together, we will do it

I'll make some babies

It's a song my dad sang to my other dad when they were dating.

When two Kronans wanted to make a baby, they gathered inside the mountain.

They descended into a small lava pool.

They held hands over the hot lava.

And then after a month,

They let go of their hands...

and they ended up creating a beautiful new Kronan baby boy.

Oh, that's interesting. And hot.

Have you ever had someone special?

Oh, I've...

lots of special people.

But I do not know.

I don't know if I want it again.

Is it because you lost your girlfriend in battle and never forgive yourself?

And now, you're just trying to find the answer at the bottom of the bottle.

And a few meaningless occurrences, which only serve to numb the pain.

Instead of giving you true happiness or satisfaction.

Yes, something like that.

They're beautiful.

Beautiful thing.

Jane.

- What? - I want to feel bad about you.

What?

For me, I want...

I...

I want to feel bad about something.

I thought it was you.

- Not too attached. - Not as attached.

Well, uh...

My friend, she told me it's better to feel a bitch

for losing love than never experiencing love,

and feel nothing, and feel empty and I think he's right.

That's how I felt for a long time.

I push people away, keep them away

for fear of losing it.

But I don't want to do that anymore.

No, no, no.

Closing your heart will seal the pain.

That's what I do.

Yes, I close my heart and I meditate.

- You meditate? - No, it's very boring.

It makes me even angrier.

But I'm tired of giving myself away as the idea of destiny

and trying to figure out what the universe wants from me.

I want to live in the moment.

I want to live like there's no tomorrow.

Throw carefully into the wind.

I want... I want to be with you, Jane.

What did you say?

I have cancer.

Sorry, what?

IM dying.

- Wait, what happened? - Lord!

--I... --No, no, no, no.

Jane, Jane, Jane, Jane.

- Wait, Jane. - What did I say?

I do not mean it.

Just kidding.

I...

don't have cancer. I want to destroy something.

Jane, I'm sorry.

No regret.

When did you find out?

One...

About six months ago. I...

I just feel tired.

And then, they told me I had stage four.

Manage my fears.

And then, I heard Mjölnir call out to me and...

I thought, maybe...

If science doesn't help, then maybe...

Viking space magic.

And that's why you came to New Asgard.

Yes, I think the hammer...

Know what's good for me and...

Probably not.

Jane, neither of us knows how long we've got.

You don't know what will happen tomorrow.

And Mjölnir, Mjölnir chose you.

He chose you because you are worthy.

And that's something.

When I first met you, I wasn't worthy...

I can't take my hammer.

You told me, there is no greater purpose than helping those in need.

You make me worthy.

So whatever you want to do, we can do it together.

Look, what do you want to do?

I will take the children back to their families.

I want to complete that mission.

Speak like a real Thor.

How do you feel now?

Very scary.

How do you feel?

Unlucky.

How annoying?

Really annoying.

I wonder what those two are talking about, out there.

Yes, they are not talking.

Oh!

Do you think the two will hold hands over the hot lava pool?

to make baby Thor?

Not possible, unfortunately.

Oh that's too bad.

I think Thor is going to be a great dad.

Hi! Here.

This is where color goes.

They're not here.

Where are they?

What is this place?

Bifrost is the key.

It's a trap!

Can you tell me why you threw Stormbreaker out the window?

He needed it to open the gates of Immortality.

We really need to stop meeting like this.

Call the axe.

I'll call the ax when you call the dentist.

Call the axe.

Tell me where the kids are or I'll kill...

Call the axe.

How ungodly you are.

You don't know anything

become a god.

You go to the gods for help

and they do nothing.

We are similar, in that sense.

He's not like you.

What was that?

I said, he's not like you.

Correctly. I'm not a hypocrite.

I really make peace.

You killed an innocent god.

Plain?

Are you a Valkyrie?

Hah?

Haha, how exciting.

Geez. They are to you too.

Your brotherhood was led to slaughter.

Do you pray to the gods...

When the woman you love lies dying on the battlefield?

Do you ask for their help...

As your family was slaughtered?

Nice chat.

This one...

you are interesting.

You are different.

Yes.

Oh...

You're dying.

I am sorry.

We are on the same road.

Just like a sword that gives me strength.

The hammer empowers you.

But it doesn't change your fate.

The gods will use you...

But they will not help you.

There isn't any...

eternal reward...

for us.

He will leave soon.

And you know who wouldn't help him?

I give you one guess.

I know your pain.

Love is pain.

I once had a daughter.

I put my trust in a higher power, hoping it would save him.

And he...

dead.

Now I understand...

My daughter is the lucky one.

He doesn't have to grow up in the world...

From suffering and pain

run by evil gods.

Choose love.

Call the axe.

Call the axe.

- Are you okay? - Yes.

Hmm, I want to kill that person.

Me too, but we have to take him alive.

He's our only link to find the kids.

Oh! Thank you, Mr Goat.

Val!

We have to get him out of here.

hey, i got you.

Goat here. Let's go.

Stormbreaker, take us home.

Look, there's another, more aggressive form of treatment we can try,

but something was affecting his body's ability to fight cancer.

I'm sorry, Thor.

Oh, it's you.

What's going on out there?

Oh, fools make refrigerators without doors. Can you believe it?

Don't worry, I opened it and gave you all kinds of stuff.

How's Val?

Oh, he's in a lot of pain, uh, but he's stable.

OK good.

Now, I just have to get this...

- Get out of... - Woah! No, no, no.

It should stay there.

It's all magic potions and elixirs that do their job, so...

Will only be out for a while.

Raise the kids. Uh, kill the bad guys.

And then, I'll be right back.

You go without me?

Uh, yes.

What's going on like... doing it all together?

He will use the kids to distract you.

You need me.

I need you, Jane.

I need you alive.

It would be great fun if you were on the battlefield.

Fighting Gorr side by side,

but the hammer kills you.

Every time you use it, it drains all your mortal power,

make your body unable to fight cancer.

What happened to living like there's no tomorrow?

That was before I knew you might not have it.

Why not have one more adventure?

Jane, if there's a chance to live. You have to take it.

Spoken like a true Thor who doesn't have cancer.

I know, I look like a cool astrophysicist from New Mexico.

Just living a dream.

But, look at me.

I want to keep fighting.

I am the Mighty Thor.

And you want me not to do that?

What's the use of more time than this?

Because I love you.

I always love you.

And this is an opportunity, for us.

If you pick up that damn hammer again, then the opportunity is lost.

It's your choice, Jane.

But I will regret it, every day.

If I don't ask you to stay here, so we can try to figure this out together.

You better come back to me.

I'll be back, as soon as I can.

Good luck.

I will break all his legs.

Remember that, the gate to Eternity is at the literal center...

- from the universe. - The universe.

- You have to pass the comet. - Yes.

Yes yes. I know. We've finished this.

I won't get lost.

So how do you feel about old puncture wounds?

- I think I lost my kidney - Lost? At all?

I wish I could join you, but...

I'll probably die and that won't help bring the kids back.

So you have to do it yourself.

All you have to do, is destroy the sword.

That's the source of his strength.

You won't last long without it.

Hey, don't die.

Not.

Eternity.

Finally.

Hi, kids.

I knew you would come.

Go, kids.

Everything is alright?

All right, get together. Gather.

Nice to meet you, personally.

'Excuse me.

All right, listen! Here's the plan.

We snuck into Stormbreaker,

Be careful not to hit any of the big shadow monsters.

They're behind me, right?

Does anyone here have battle experience?

Well, there's no time to study like there is now.

But, we are not strong like you.

We're just kids.

Hey, don't forget. You Asgardians.

I don't.

- I'm just a Lightfusion. - And I'm a Ligathian kid.

Okay. Okay.

But today, you are Asgardian.

Now, collect your weapons.

What?

Go and find whatever you can take.

And brought it back here.

Hurry up.

They're getting closer, hurry up.

Today, is a day that will go down in history.

Today is a day they will speak of for generations to come.

Today, we are Space Vikings!

Coming... arms!

Who should hold this weapon

and believe that going home is a sincere heart.

And because of that, it deserves and will have...

For a limited time only.

Thor's power!

General Axl...

Lead your army to the axe.

We will do our job...

For Asgard.

Jane.

Destroy the sword and he dies.

The gate is almost open. You have to stop Stormbreaker.

No problem. I have him.

Storm breaker, stop this!

Control yourself. Look what you're doing.

I'll get you out of there.

Come on!

Let go my friend!

You have lost, Lady Thor.

First,

His name is Mighty Thor.

Second...

If you can't say Mighty Thor,

I will accept Dr. Jane Foster!

Third,

eat my hammer!

Storm breaker!

I know you can do it.

Axl! Take them home.

Jane?

I'm fine.

You have to stop it.

Gosh, stop!

What kind of father would I be, if I quit.

I know your pain, but this is not the way.

It's not death or revenge that you seek.

What am I looking for?

You are looking for love.

Love?

Why should I look for love?

Because that's all we want.

How dare you turn your back on me.

You win, Gor.

Why did I spend my last moments with you, when I could be with him?

I choose love.

You can too. You can bring it back.

Make your wish.

IM dying.

He will have no one.

He will be alone.

He will not be alone.

My love.

I miss you so much.

I miss you, too.

- I am sorry. - No problem.

As soon as I picked up the hammer...

It's like... I got an extra life.

It is just...

Unseen.

Not too bad for humans.

Not too bad for a god.

I think I found the catchphrase.

- Is it right? What's that? - Come closer.

Perfect.

- This is the best. - Thank you.

Keep your heart open.

I love you.

I love you too.

Protect him.

Protect my love.

Let me tell you the legend of the Space Viking.

alias

"Mighty Thor".

alias

"Dr Jane Foster".

His sacrifice saved the universe and taught us all what it means to be worthy.

He helps the children of the gods.

The lasers illuminate their way back home,

to their sleepy little fishing village turned into a tourist destination.

Mama!

Look at you!

- Are you okay? - I'm fine. I'm fine.

- Are you sure? - I'm fine.

Children are safe to be children again.

Expand your stance.

Especially after their king, made them all go to the martial class.

- See all the developing Space Vikings. - And the most important part

War cry!

Even the son of Heimdall

Axl Heimdallson

who can now perform his father's strange eye magic,

be quite a soldier.

Asgard's future is secure.

Talking about the future,

I'm forging one of my own.

Now, my body has grown back.

With a guy I met named Dwayne.

What about Thor, you ask?

He started a new journey.

Because he had found something to live for.

Something to love.

A little someone who turned him from a sad goat

become a goat father.

Breakfast is served, bon appetit.

Hello!

Here he is!

Hi! Breakfast!

Excuse me.

What's that?

They... They panflaps from Earth.

I don't think I like panflaps.

- You love them. - No, I do not.

- Yes, you do. - Never been like that in my life.

Let's eat. We have to go. We'll be late.

- Now, where are your boots? - I'm wearing it.

You don't wear that.

- Yes, right. - No, not you.

- Yes, right. - No, not you.

Go to hell, devil!

This is new. Now, ruined.

Thank you very much.

You know what, you wear what you want.

Don't come complaining to me when your feet hurt.

Alright, you got no sympathy here from me.

Well. I will wear boots.

Thank you

Now, remember what my mother told me.

Listen to adults.

And if you see someone scared or attacked,

- Take care of them. Okay? - Okay.

Basically, have fun.

--Gotcha.--Gotcha.

Now, where is Mjölnir? Where do I put it?

There, sleeping on the bed.

It's on the bed.

Oh wow!

It doesn't come off.

What are you doing?

Eh, he looked boring before.

Ah!

It should be.

I like it.

Very creative.

Okay...

Now, see the aliens down there? The striped one?

They look good.

Yes, they are good.

That's why we have to take care of them.

Understand.

Protect the good.

I love you, dear.

Love you, Uncle Thor.

They will always be there for us.

space viking, and his girl born from eternity

with the power of god

Two warriors, fight well, for those who can't fight

they travel far, and have been given many names

but to those who knew them, they were simply known as

Love and Lightning

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Used to be a god, meant something.

People will whisper your name...

Before sharing their deepest hopes and dreams.

They beg for mercy on you ...

Without ever knowing, if you really listen.

Now...

You know, they look at the sky.

They didn't ask us for lightning.

They didn't ask us for rain.

They just want to see one of those so-called superheroes.

When do we become a joke?

They will be afraid of us again...

When Thor Odinson fell from the sky.

Do you understand me, Hercules?

I understand dad

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Heimdal?

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Uh, Yes

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