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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:17,582 --> 00:00:19,323 - This is not a drill. 4 00:00:19,367 --> 00:00:21,282 This is not a fantasy. 5 00:00:21,325 --> 00:00:23,110 This is your innerself. 6 00:00:23,153 --> 00:00:24,981 This is your reality. 7 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:28,637 ♪ Try, to find those voices outside ♪ 8 00:00:28,680 --> 00:00:32,293 ♪ Try to find places to run and hide ♪ 9 00:00:32,336 --> 00:00:36,079 ♪ Look for something but it's never been clear ♪ 10 00:00:36,123 --> 00:00:39,952 ♪ Search for something but it's never been here ♪ 11 00:00:39,996 --> 00:00:41,519 ♪ Look into yourself 12 00:00:41,563 --> 00:00:43,652 ♪ You'll be free 13 00:00:43,695 --> 00:00:45,219 ♪ Look into yourself 14 00:00:45,262 --> 00:00:47,134 ♪ It's who your meant to be 15 00:00:47,177 --> 00:00:48,657 ♪ Listen to yourself 16 00:00:48,700 --> 00:00:51,094 ♪ It's how its meant to be 17 00:00:51,138 --> 00:00:52,443 ♪ Listen to yourself 18 00:00:52,487 --> 00:00:54,489 ♪ Set your innerself free 19 00:00:54,532 --> 00:00:58,275 ♪ Wish for something you can't describe ♪ 20 00:00:58,319 --> 00:01:02,105 ♪ Unimaginable, some other kind of life ♪ 21 00:01:02,149 --> 00:01:05,717 ♪ Seems so dark you can't find a light ♪ 22 00:01:05,761 --> 00:01:09,547 ♪ There's a voice inside, guiding you to right ♪ 23 00:01:09,591 --> 00:01:13,116 ♪ Look into yourself 24 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:16,815 ♪ Listen to yourself 25 00:01:16,859 --> 00:01:18,600 This is not a drill. ♪ Trust your innerself 26 00:01:18,643 --> 00:01:20,341 This is not a fantasy. 27 00:01:20,384 --> 00:01:22,256 This is your innerself. ♪ I'm your innerself 28 00:01:22,299 --> 00:01:24,084 This is your reality. 29 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:11,957 - Ed? 30 00:02:14,743 --> 00:02:15,570 Ed? 31 00:02:22,011 --> 00:02:23,273 Quit wasting your time watching 32 00:02:23,317 --> 00:02:26,233 these stupid chop suey movies and get a job! 33 00:02:26,276 --> 00:02:29,018 You are 27 for God's sake! 34 00:02:30,367 --> 00:02:31,934 Oh my God. 35 00:02:31,977 --> 00:02:35,198 Ed, this room is a mess. 36 00:02:35,242 --> 00:02:36,982 Get rid of these bottles. 37 00:02:38,419 --> 00:02:39,724 I ordered a pizza for you. 38 00:02:39,768 --> 00:02:40,769 Go pick it up. 39 00:02:42,684 --> 00:02:45,034 I'll be at Peter's, so don't wait up. 40 00:02:48,255 --> 00:02:51,475 Well, you know the pizza won't walk here by itself. 41 00:02:51,519 --> 00:02:52,998 Go get the food! 42 00:02:59,266 --> 00:03:00,615 Why can't ... 43 00:03:00,658 --> 00:03:03,618 Why can't he be a good son? 44 00:03:05,533 --> 00:03:09,711 ♪ Why can't he why can't he 45 00:03:09,754 --> 00:03:13,976 ♪ Be self-motivated 46 00:03:14,019 --> 00:03:16,370 ♪ Why can't he 47 00:03:16,413 --> 00:03:21,418 ♪ Why can't he change 48 00:03:22,506 --> 00:03:27,207 ♪ Oh why won't he why won't he 49 00:03:27,250 --> 00:03:31,602 ♪ Lose that dream so over-rated ♪ 50 00:03:31,646 --> 00:03:36,085 ♪ Why won't he stop being so strange ♪ 51 00:03:41,917 --> 00:03:46,313 ♪ I never thought I wouldn't love him ♪ 52 00:03:46,356 --> 00:03:50,491 ♪ But he keeps pressing the envelope ♪ 53 00:03:50,534 --> 00:03:55,191 ♪ I never thought I couldn't hug him ♪ 54 00:03:55,235 --> 00:04:00,240 ♪ But he's on the most downward of slopes ♪ 55 00:04:02,285 --> 00:04:07,116 ♪ Always the smoking 56 00:04:07,159 --> 00:04:12,164 ♪ Always the gaming and drinking ♪ 57 00:04:12,556 --> 00:04:17,561 ♪ The movies those damn martial arts ♪ 58 00:04:19,215 --> 00:04:23,480 ♪ He pretends he's a master 59 00:04:23,524 --> 00:04:28,180 ♪ His life is a complete disaster ♪ 60 00:04:28,224 --> 00:04:33,229 ♪ Worth nothing more than my farts ♪ 61 00:04:36,493 --> 00:04:40,889 ♪ I never thought I wouldn't love him ♪ 62 00:04:40,932 --> 00:04:45,023 ♪ But he keeps making me mope 63 00:04:45,067 --> 00:04:49,593 ♪ I never thought I couldn't hug him ♪ 64 00:04:49,637 --> 00:04:53,815 ♪ But he's really getting my goat ♪ 65 00:05:01,039 --> 00:05:04,391 ♪ But tonight yes tonight 66 00:05:04,434 --> 00:05:08,351 ♪ I'll let my worries go away 67 00:05:08,395 --> 00:05:13,356 ♪ And then tomorrow I'll help my poor son ♪ 68 00:05:16,533 --> 00:05:20,624 ♪ I'll be a good mother above every other ♪ 69 00:05:20,668 --> 00:05:25,673 ♪ but tonight this mother needs some fun ♪ 70 00:05:28,545 --> 00:05:32,549 ♪ I never thought I wouldn't love him ♪ 71 00:05:32,593 --> 00:05:36,379 ♪ But actually it's me who needs some love ♪ 72 00:05:36,423 --> 00:05:40,601 ♪ I never thought I couldn't hug him ♪ 73 00:05:40,644 --> 00:05:45,649 ♪ But now's my time to have some fun ♪ 74 00:05:46,476 --> 00:05:50,480 ♪ I never thought I wouldn't love him ♪ 75 00:05:50,524 --> 00:05:54,397 ♪ But actually it's me who needs some love ♪ 76 00:05:54,441 --> 00:05:58,575 ♪ I never thought I couldn't hug him ♪ 77 00:05:58,619 --> 00:06:03,058 ♪ But now it's my time to rise above ♪ 78 00:06:19,291 --> 00:06:20,118 - Oh yeah! 79 00:06:22,730 --> 00:06:24,035 Not bad, not bad. 80 00:06:25,733 --> 00:06:26,516 Oh! 81 00:06:31,869 --> 00:06:33,828 - I hate it when I get interrupted 82 00:06:33,871 --> 00:06:35,351 in the middle of my training. 83 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:39,050 It only slows down my progress. 84 00:06:39,964 --> 00:06:44,099 But, just gotta keep training and getting better. 85 00:06:44,142 --> 00:06:45,535 Just gotta keep getting better. 86 00:06:47,668 --> 00:06:52,673 ♪ And I know that I gotta get better now ♪ 87 00:06:54,588 --> 00:06:57,939 ♪ I wanna show you all I won't keep ♪ 88 00:06:57,982 --> 00:07:02,291 ♪ Being treated like a chow 89 00:07:02,334 --> 00:07:05,773 ♪ That's right I'm a shining star ♪ 90 00:07:05,816 --> 00:07:10,821 ♪ That's right none of you are on par ♪ 91 00:07:11,300 --> 00:07:14,825 ♪ You can't mess with me no more ♪ 92 00:07:14,869 --> 00:07:18,176 ♪ I can make your asses sore 93 00:07:18,220 --> 00:07:21,745 ♪ With the whoopin' that I'm puttin' ♪ 94 00:07:21,789 --> 00:07:25,836 ♪ On the martial arts floor 95 00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:29,361 ♪ That's right I'm gonna go far ♪ 96 00:07:29,405 --> 00:07:32,887 ♪ That's right I'm here to keep raising that bar ♪ 97 00:07:32,930 --> 00:07:36,499 ♪ You're gonna feel the way I felt ♪ 98 00:07:36,543 --> 00:07:40,024 ♪ Pushed into that locker 99 00:07:40,068 --> 00:07:44,420 ♪ You're gone feel the intimidation ♪ 100 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:47,292 ♪ Of being a loner 101 00:07:47,336 --> 00:07:51,209 ♪ I will no longer get hurt 102 00:07:51,253 --> 00:07:55,475 ♪ I will no longer be bullied 103 00:07:55,518 --> 00:07:59,000 Because I am the master. 104 00:08:00,088 --> 00:08:01,568 - Hey Ed. 105 00:08:01,611 --> 00:08:03,047 Whatcha got there, Ed? 106 00:08:03,091 --> 00:08:04,179 - Hi, Sean. 107 00:08:04,222 --> 00:08:08,836 This is just a pizza for me and my mom. 108 00:08:08,879 --> 00:08:10,446 - You got a pizza? 109 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:13,405 You mean you got us, me and my crew, a pizza for us, man. 110 00:08:13,449 --> 00:08:15,103 - No, no, it's mine! 111 00:08:15,146 --> 00:08:17,801 - Calm down, relax, you don't want any trouble do you? 112 00:08:17,845 --> 00:08:19,020 - Uh, no. 113 00:08:19,063 --> 00:08:21,152 - He's going back into turtle shell. 114 00:08:21,196 --> 00:08:22,763 - Shut up! 115 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:26,244 - You have been very disrespectful. 116 00:08:27,202 --> 00:08:28,551 - No. 117 00:08:28,595 --> 00:08:29,813 - Yes you have. 118 00:08:30,684 --> 00:08:32,555 - He thinks he's a kung fu master. 119 00:09:10,724 --> 00:09:12,073 - What did I do? 120 00:09:14,641 --> 00:09:17,078 When did this pain come along? 121 00:09:17,992 --> 00:09:19,428 No matter where I go, 122 00:09:22,605 --> 00:09:24,781 no matter where I am, 123 00:09:24,825 --> 00:09:27,131 I am always so wrong. 124 00:09:29,873 --> 00:09:32,223 Just always so wrong. 125 00:09:36,271 --> 00:09:40,623 ♪ Living life without an answer ♪ 126 00:09:40,667 --> 00:09:44,192 ♪ It's so hard to just follow my dreams ♪ 127 00:09:44,235 --> 00:09:49,327 ♪ 'Cause I'm living life with no chance for ♪ 128 00:09:49,371 --> 00:09:54,376 ♪ Any way to sew up these seams ♪ 129 00:09:55,812 --> 00:09:59,816 ♪ What did he do 130 00:09:59,860 --> 00:10:04,299 ♪ When did that little shit come along ♪ 131 00:10:04,342 --> 00:10:07,868 ♪ No matter where I go 132 00:10:07,911 --> 00:10:10,958 ♪ No matter where I am 133 00:10:11,001 --> 00:10:14,918 ♪ He is in my head like a song 134 00:10:22,186 --> 00:10:26,321 ♪ Living life without answers 135 00:10:26,364 --> 00:10:30,934 ♪ It's so hard to follow my dreams ♪ 136 00:10:30,978 --> 00:10:35,069 ♪ Living life with no chance for ♪ 137 00:10:35,112 --> 00:10:40,117 ♪ Me to say whatever the hell I mean ♪ 138 00:10:42,424 --> 00:10:46,254 ♪ Without him around 139 00:10:46,297 --> 00:10:50,519 ♪ My day would be way more peaceful ♪ 140 00:10:50,562 --> 00:10:54,784 ♪ Without him around 141 00:10:54,828 --> 00:10:58,353 ♪ My day would be perfect 142 00:11:10,452 --> 00:11:15,457 ♪ Look at the spoils of victory ♪ 143 00:11:18,852 --> 00:11:23,421 ♪ So neat and so 144 00:11:23,465 --> 00:11:28,252 ♪ Messy 145 00:11:28,296 --> 00:11:32,735 ♪ This happened so quickly 146 00:11:32,779 --> 00:11:36,913 ♪ Without a doubt 147 00:11:36,957 --> 00:11:40,700 ♪ We are not that different 148 00:11:55,236 --> 00:12:00,241 ♪ You know soon I'll be able to stand up high ♪ 149 00:12:03,113 --> 00:12:08,118 ♪ I'll stand high as the Empire State ♪ 150 00:12:11,774 --> 00:12:16,736 ♪ Because no one can mess with the master ♪ 151 00:12:21,175 --> 00:12:26,180 ♪ Living life with an answer 152 00:12:26,658 --> 00:12:29,792 ♪ Now I can still follow my dreams ♪ 153 00:12:29,836 --> 00:12:34,057 ♪ Living life with a chance for ♪ 154 00:12:34,101 --> 00:12:39,106 ♪ To make them all bow down to their knees ♪ 155 00:12:41,151 --> 00:12:45,242 ♪ Soon he'll be out of my life 156 00:12:45,286 --> 00:12:49,681 ♪ I'll be away from all the strife ♪ 157 00:12:49,725 --> 00:12:54,730 ♪ I'm moving away yeah I'm not I'm not here to stay nah ♪ 158 00:12:57,080 --> 00:13:00,867 ♪ I'm not staying here no 159 00:13:00,910 --> 00:13:05,915 ♪ I'm not freaking staying nah 160 00:13:07,308 --> 00:13:12,313 ♪ Once he is gone then I'll have one ♪ 161 00:13:16,012 --> 00:13:21,017 ♪ And life will go on 162 00:13:24,716 --> 00:13:29,330 ♪ My life now has a chance for 163 00:13:29,373 --> 00:13:33,334 ♪ Every one will answer to me 164 00:13:33,377 --> 00:13:37,860 ♪ My life now has the chance for ♪ 165 00:13:37,904 --> 00:13:41,951 ♪ Me to squash everyone's dreams ♪ 166 00:14:10,719 --> 00:14:12,982 - Hoo, ha, hiyah! 167 00:14:13,026 --> 00:14:14,288 Hoo, ha, hiyah! 168 00:14:15,332 --> 00:14:18,858 We are students of kung fu. 169 00:14:19,815 --> 00:14:24,167 We'll make masters out of you. 170 00:14:24,211 --> 00:14:26,169 Hoo, ha, hiyah. 171 00:14:26,213 --> 00:14:27,867 Hoo, ha, hiyah. 172 00:14:28,780 --> 00:14:33,002 We know all the secret moves. 173 00:14:33,046 --> 00:14:36,049 Sign up today and go improve. 174 00:14:37,833 --> 00:14:38,921 Hoo, ha, hiyah. 175 00:14:40,009 --> 00:14:44,448 We are students of kung fu. 176 00:14:44,492 --> 00:14:48,148 We'll make masters out of you. 177 00:14:49,062 --> 00:14:50,454 Hoo, ha, hiyah. 178 00:14:51,325 --> 00:14:52,543 Hoo, ha, hiya. 179 00:14:52,587 --> 00:14:55,416 - Welcome to the Birch Knows Kung Fu dojo. 180 00:14:57,853 --> 00:14:58,680 Hello? 181 00:14:59,681 --> 00:15:02,989 - Sorry, I'm just looking. 182 00:15:03,032 --> 00:15:04,468 - No problem. 183 00:15:04,512 --> 00:15:05,905 Aren't they great? 184 00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:07,471 - Spectacular. 185 00:15:08,733 --> 00:15:10,431 - Yeah, aren't they? 186 00:15:10,474 --> 00:15:11,693 So, what can I do for you? 187 00:15:11,736 --> 00:15:12,563 What-- - Shh. 188 00:15:15,131 --> 00:15:17,699 Just let me enjoy this a little bit longer. 189 00:15:17,742 --> 00:15:19,309 - Hoo, ha, hiyah! 190 00:15:19,353 --> 00:15:23,357 We know all secret moves. 191 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:24,706 - Sorry, you were saying? 192 00:15:26,099 --> 00:15:27,404 - No problem. 193 00:15:27,448 --> 00:15:29,015 Are you here for the free lesson? 194 00:15:29,058 --> 00:15:30,146 - Mm-hm. 195 00:15:33,758 --> 00:15:34,759 - Sensei Birch? 196 00:15:36,979 --> 00:15:38,285 Sensei Birch, this ... 197 00:15:39,721 --> 00:15:42,898 gentleman is inquiring about the free lesson. 198 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:48,512 - Yes, hello, welcome to Sensei Birch Knows Kung Fu dojo. 199 00:15:48,556 --> 00:15:50,514 So you're here for a free lesson? 200 00:15:50,558 --> 00:15:52,125 - Yes. 201 00:15:52,168 --> 00:15:54,649 I'm interested in learning some kung fu here, Sensei Bitch. 202 00:15:55,867 --> 00:15:59,436 - Haha, that's Birch, Sensei Birch. 203 00:16:00,742 --> 00:16:03,832 - I mean Sensei Birch. 204 00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:06,095 Yes, I want to learn after school. 205 00:16:07,749 --> 00:16:11,361 - All are welcome who want to train here and learn our art. 206 00:16:11,405 --> 00:16:14,712 So, tell us, why do you want to learn? 207 00:16:14,756 --> 00:16:16,105 - What should I say to her? 208 00:16:16,149 --> 00:16:20,892 Um, how about, I can be stronger with confidence? 209 00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:22,633 No. 210 00:16:22,677 --> 00:16:26,028 How about to learn the way of the Bushido and be humble? 211 00:16:27,725 --> 00:16:29,684 No, that's not worldly enough. 212 00:16:29,727 --> 00:16:34,384 Oh, how about to learn the Asian culture and history? 213 00:16:34,428 --> 00:16:36,256 No, that's too lame. 214 00:16:36,299 --> 00:16:37,518 Come on, think. 215 00:16:37,561 --> 00:16:41,043 Maybe to have self-respect and discipline. 216 00:16:41,087 --> 00:16:42,088 No. 217 00:16:42,131 --> 00:16:42,958 Oh, I know! 218 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,481 - And to avenge my mother. 219 00:16:44,525 --> 00:16:45,874 She was murdered while she was protecting me 220 00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:47,006 from the Triads! 221 00:16:51,184 --> 00:16:52,750 - I'm sorry. 222 00:16:54,404 --> 00:16:56,972 I don't think this is the school for you. 223 00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:59,714 We don't teach revenge here. 224 00:16:59,757 --> 00:17:02,325 I think you need to go to a different dojo. 225 00:17:02,369 --> 00:17:03,326 You have the wrong school. 226 00:17:03,370 --> 00:17:04,153 - No! 227 00:17:04,197 --> 00:17:05,285 I want you! 228 00:17:05,328 --> 00:17:08,288 I mean, I need you, to teach me more. 229 00:17:09,332 --> 00:17:11,378 I mean, I already know some kung fu already. 230 00:17:11,421 --> 00:17:14,076 I just need you to give me that extra oomph 231 00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:15,382 so I can get to the next level. 232 00:17:15,425 --> 00:17:16,470 - I'm sorry, sir. 233 00:17:16,513 --> 00:17:18,037 This is not the school for you. 234 00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:19,951 If you could please go-- - No, I won't go! 235 00:17:19,995 --> 00:17:22,389 - Why does he keep interrupting me? 236 00:17:22,432 --> 00:17:27,046 - Please, Sensei Bitch, I mean Birch, please enlighten me. 237 00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:28,873 I need to learn more. 238 00:17:31,224 --> 00:17:35,184 Unless you think I'm better than everyone here, 239 00:17:36,272 --> 00:17:39,710 or may be you've got nothing more to teach me. 240 00:17:43,323 --> 00:17:46,587 - You know, you sure talk a lot. 241 00:17:46,630 --> 00:17:48,458 And you interrupt a lot! 242 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,420 I'll tell you what, here's the deal. 243 00:17:53,463 --> 00:17:56,292 If you can beat one of my students, 244 00:17:56,336 --> 00:17:58,338 or shall I say interrupt them, 245 00:17:59,426 --> 00:18:01,210 then you can train here. 246 00:18:02,864 --> 00:18:03,647 - Easy. 247 00:18:03,691 --> 00:18:04,518 Bring it on. 248 00:18:08,043 --> 00:18:08,870 - Students. 249 00:18:10,437 --> 00:18:11,394 Gather round. 250 00:18:11,438 --> 00:18:13,179 Melody, come here. 251 00:18:16,007 --> 00:18:18,575 I want you to take it easy on him, okay? 252 00:18:18,619 --> 00:18:19,446 Okay. 253 00:18:21,317 --> 00:18:22,797 - What the? 254 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:24,233 You want me to seriously, you want me to fight her? 255 00:18:24,277 --> 00:18:25,191 She's a girl! 256 00:18:25,234 --> 00:18:26,453 - You said you were good. 257 00:18:26,496 --> 00:18:30,021 - But she's a girl! - So show me if you can. 258 00:18:31,414 --> 00:18:33,590 Deal, or no deal. 259 00:18:35,549 --> 00:18:36,463 - Fine. 260 00:18:38,029 --> 00:18:39,901 - Please go easy on me. 261 00:19:07,363 --> 00:19:08,364 - You may leave now. 262 00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:25,425 - I'm absolutely certain that I can create 263 00:19:25,468 --> 00:19:27,557 some amazing artwork for your school. 264 00:19:27,601 --> 00:19:29,037 - Thank you, Stella. 265 00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:31,213 Your art would look great on the walls of the dojo. 266 00:19:32,736 --> 00:19:35,174 Hmm, very inspiring. 267 00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:36,566 - Thank you. 268 00:19:36,610 --> 00:19:38,177 - Thank you again. 269 00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:40,570 Just give me a call when the piece is ready to be picked up. 270 00:19:40,614 --> 00:19:41,571 - Absolutely. 271 00:19:41,615 --> 00:19:42,616 Thanks. - Thanks. 272 00:19:42,659 --> 00:19:44,183 - Have a good day. - You too. 273 00:19:47,403 --> 00:19:49,275 Where the hell did you come from? 274 00:19:51,015 --> 00:19:53,453 - I got you now! 275 00:19:53,496 --> 00:19:55,933 Last time was a cheap shot, making me fight a little girl. 276 00:19:55,977 --> 00:19:58,545 But this time I'm ready. 277 00:19:58,588 --> 00:20:00,199 Where is that Sensei Bitch? 278 00:20:01,069 --> 00:20:01,896 - Laura. 279 00:20:03,289 --> 00:20:05,682 I think you can handle this situation. 280 00:20:12,298 --> 00:20:13,124 - All right. 281 00:20:22,917 --> 00:20:24,005 I'll be back. 282 00:20:53,817 --> 00:20:58,735 - So we're thinking about doing a two-for-one kind of deal. 283 00:21:06,830 --> 00:21:08,789 - Okay, I'm ready this time. 284 00:21:08,832 --> 00:21:10,269 Where's that Sensei Bitch? 285 00:21:11,618 --> 00:21:14,534 - Do you mind waiting until we're done eating? 286 00:21:21,236 --> 00:21:22,368 Do you want to join us? 287 00:21:23,543 --> 00:21:25,284 Here, have a seat. 288 00:21:44,607 --> 00:21:46,261 It's good, right? 289 00:21:50,700 --> 00:21:52,572 Glad you're enjoying the food. 290 00:21:52,615 --> 00:21:53,790 We always come here. 291 00:21:57,359 --> 00:21:58,273 So, Ed ... 292 00:22:01,058 --> 00:22:03,060 Why do you really want to learn kung fu? 293 00:22:09,545 --> 00:22:13,157 - When I was growing up, I was so different. 294 00:22:13,201 --> 00:22:15,508 I was always slower than everybody else. 295 00:22:15,551 --> 00:22:18,772 I didn't know anyone, and I didn't fit in, 296 00:22:18,815 --> 00:22:21,296 so I found comfort watching martial art movies. 297 00:22:26,562 --> 00:22:29,652 When we moved here, I was looking forward to school. 298 00:22:29,696 --> 00:22:31,959 I was looking forward to meeting new friends. 299 00:22:40,402 --> 00:22:42,186 Who knew that it wouldn't work out? 300 00:22:43,057 --> 00:22:44,406 People just ignored me. 301 00:22:50,020 --> 00:22:52,283 So I started to watch more kung fu movies 302 00:22:52,327 --> 00:22:55,591 and learned from their moves, trying to learn something. 303 00:22:59,813 --> 00:23:03,077 While at school, I just kept getting harassed and bullied. 304 00:23:04,470 --> 00:23:06,559 Even during our school road trips, 305 00:23:06,602 --> 00:23:08,038 kids would keep making fun of me 306 00:23:08,082 --> 00:23:10,824 for how slow I was and not knowing how things worked. 307 00:23:12,521 --> 00:23:15,306 I was a nobody that got blamed and pushed around a lot. 308 00:23:23,663 --> 00:23:25,882 I got so tired of it that I continued 309 00:23:25,926 --> 00:23:29,103 learning kung fu from home, watching from the TV, 310 00:23:30,191 --> 00:23:33,020 hoping to have more confidence so that people would like me 311 00:23:33,063 --> 00:23:35,065 and go bother someone else for a change. 312 00:23:35,109 --> 00:23:37,241 And maybe, just maybe, 313 00:23:37,285 --> 00:23:39,592 I could make one single friend, or more. 314 00:23:41,507 --> 00:23:42,421 But that failed. 315 00:24:05,792 --> 00:24:08,229 After high school, we all got an internship 316 00:24:08,272 --> 00:24:10,666 at a local photography studio. 317 00:24:10,710 --> 00:24:14,061 I was so happy, but only for a split second. 318 00:24:19,632 --> 00:24:21,677 - Edward Ralph Turtle, come here! 319 00:24:22,548 --> 00:24:25,464 I need four copies of this right away! 320 00:24:25,507 --> 00:24:26,290 Stat! 321 00:24:26,334 --> 00:24:27,161 Come on! 322 00:24:29,163 --> 00:24:29,990 Come on, time is money! 323 00:24:30,033 --> 00:24:30,904 Let's go! 324 00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:34,647 My colleagues and even my boss started to make fun of me, 325 00:24:34,690 --> 00:24:37,171 because I was so slow and because I was so different. 326 00:24:37,214 --> 00:24:38,477 - Put that book away! 327 00:24:39,434 --> 00:24:40,217 Come on! 328 00:24:40,261 --> 00:24:41,088 Unbelievable! 329 00:24:42,524 --> 00:24:43,438 Figure it out! 330 00:24:46,572 --> 00:24:48,965 - So I wanted to learn kung fu even more, 331 00:24:49,009 --> 00:24:51,402 to become a real master and beat everyone 332 00:24:51,446 --> 00:24:53,753 that makes fun of me, or at least anyone 333 00:24:53,796 --> 00:24:56,625 that tries to make fun of me in the future. 334 00:24:56,669 --> 00:24:57,670 I won't take it! 335 00:24:59,106 --> 00:25:03,284 - That's no way to learn any martial art because ... 336 00:25:03,327 --> 00:25:06,461 ♪ Once I was afraid I was petrified ♪ 337 00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:09,899 ♪ Thought I was alone no one by my side ♪ 338 00:25:09,943 --> 00:25:13,250 ♪ Then I learned kung fu completely on my own ♪ 339 00:25:13,294 --> 00:25:16,602 ♪ Wasn't until I met Miss Birch I found I wasn't alone ♪ 340 00:25:16,645 --> 00:25:19,909 ♪ I'm her guiding light when she's in the dark ♪ 341 00:25:19,953 --> 00:25:23,260 ♪ Never been an opponent that we could not shark ♪ 342 00:25:23,304 --> 00:25:26,307 ♪ If you think I'm a nobody I'll show you who I am ♪ 343 00:25:26,350 --> 00:25:29,658 ♪ I'm a somebody with two guns baby ♪ 344 00:25:29,702 --> 00:25:33,532 ♪ And those guns are my hands 345 00:25:38,972 --> 00:25:42,802 All right, all right, enough talking, more eating. 346 00:25:43,629 --> 00:25:45,544 Ed, have some more chickens feet. 347 00:25:51,419 --> 00:25:53,639 And some tea to wash that down. 348 00:26:07,478 --> 00:26:09,045 Yup. 349 00:26:09,089 --> 00:26:09,916 Great. 350 00:26:10,873 --> 00:26:11,700 All right. 351 00:26:12,962 --> 00:26:14,703 So let's eat up. 352 00:26:14,747 --> 00:26:15,574 So ... 353 00:27:04,535 --> 00:27:05,667 - I sense trouble. 354 00:27:05,711 --> 00:27:07,408 - Let's not get involved. 355 00:27:07,451 --> 00:27:08,670 We have class starting in 10 minutes 356 00:27:08,714 --> 00:27:10,585 and we need to get back to the school. 357 00:27:11,978 --> 00:27:14,937 - Okay, today is my lucky day. 358 00:27:14,981 --> 00:27:15,982 Where is she? 359 00:27:16,025 --> 00:27:17,200 - Not today, Ed. 360 00:27:17,244 --> 00:27:20,116 We need to get back to-- - Ha ta ta ta ta! 361 00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:22,728 I've been practicing all day yesterday. 362 00:27:22,771 --> 00:27:25,600 Sensei Bitch is going down. 363 00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:26,470 Where is she? 364 00:27:27,646 --> 00:27:28,995 - Ed. 365 00:27:29,038 --> 00:27:30,518 What are you doing? 366 00:27:30,561 --> 00:27:33,042 - I'm here to prove that I can beat 'em all. 367 00:27:38,265 --> 00:27:40,441 - I want to see that, yeah. 368 00:27:40,484 --> 00:27:43,531 - After I'm done beating all of them, you're next! 369 00:27:44,401 --> 00:27:45,576 - You do remember what happened 370 00:27:45,620 --> 00:27:47,187 like a couple weeks back, yeah? 371 00:27:48,754 --> 00:27:50,320 - I don't even need to beat you. 372 00:27:50,364 --> 00:27:54,281 In fact, Sensei Dave over here, 373 00:27:54,324 --> 00:27:56,152 well, he can even beat you too. 374 00:27:56,196 --> 00:27:57,763 He can mop the floor with you. 375 00:27:59,199 --> 00:28:00,504 - Sensei Dave, huh? 376 00:28:02,942 --> 00:28:06,423 Who in the hell does he think he is? 377 00:28:06,467 --> 00:28:07,642 Master of the universe? 378 00:28:09,209 --> 00:28:13,169 - Eye of fire, eye of wind, take me to the place of zen. 379 00:28:13,213 --> 00:28:17,739 Eye of earth, eye of water, let me show them how to win. 380 00:28:17,783 --> 00:28:22,135 Eye of fire, eye of wind, take me to the place of zen. 381 00:28:22,178 --> 00:28:25,704 Eye of earth, eye of wind, let me show them how to win. 382 00:28:25,747 --> 00:28:27,706 ♪ Those eyes those eyes 383 00:28:27,749 --> 00:28:29,751 ♪ I've seen those eyes before 384 00:28:29,795 --> 00:28:33,537 ♪ They're fired with a spirit for sure ♪ 385 00:28:33,581 --> 00:28:35,714 ♪ Those yes those eyes 386 00:28:35,757 --> 00:28:37,933 ♪ I've seen those eyes before 387 00:28:37,977 --> 00:28:42,982 ♪ A zen master spirit wants more ♪ 388 00:28:44,374 --> 00:28:47,769 ♪ Take a listen to his chants 389 00:28:47,813 --> 00:28:52,382 ♪ They're calm, serene and peaceful. ♪ 390 00:28:52,426 --> 00:28:56,909 ♪ They're seductive of course I need to resist ♪ 391 00:28:56,952 --> 00:29:00,869 ♪ I need not to fearful 392 00:29:00,913 --> 00:29:05,091 - Eye of fire, eye of wind, take me to the place of zen. 393 00:29:07,963 --> 00:29:10,052 ♪ Those eyes those eyes 394 00:29:10,096 --> 00:29:11,924 ♪ I've met those eyes before 395 00:29:11,967 --> 00:29:15,666 ♪ They feel like they can cut a hundred souls ♪ 396 00:29:15,710 --> 00:29:17,799 ♪ Those eyes those eyes 397 00:29:17,843 --> 00:29:19,975 ♪ I fight those eyes wants more ♪ 398 00:29:20,019 --> 00:29:24,197 ♪ Before I have embraced my inner peace ♪ 399 00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:25,807 ♪ He will not reach me 400 00:29:25,851 --> 00:29:27,678 ♪ I'm tough like egg rolls 401 00:29:27,722 --> 00:29:32,118 ♪ I counter his calling without doubt ♪ 402 00:29:32,161 --> 00:29:35,774 ♪ I have an idea no fighting anymore ♪ 403 00:29:35,817 --> 00:29:39,908 ♪ I will not pay his tolls 404 00:29:39,952 --> 00:29:43,825 - Eye of water, eye of wind, take me to the place of zen. 405 00:29:43,869 --> 00:29:44,783 Eye of fire, eye of wind, let me show them how to win. 406 00:29:47,786 --> 00:29:49,831 ♪ Those eyes those eyes 407 00:29:49,875 --> 00:29:51,572 ♪ I won't see them anymore 408 00:29:51,615 --> 00:29:55,576 ♪ I can feel him struggling yes I do ♪ 409 00:29:55,619 --> 00:29:57,708 ♪ Those eyes those eyes 410 00:29:57,752 --> 00:29:59,580 ♪ Getting weaker by the word 411 00:29:59,623 --> 00:30:03,802 ♪ It's time for me to beat him up ♪ 412 00:30:11,897 --> 00:30:12,680 - Dave. 413 00:30:12,723 --> 00:30:13,942 Dave! 414 00:30:13,986 --> 00:30:14,813 What? 415 00:31:51,997 --> 00:31:54,129 ♪ I'm tired I'm tired 416 00:31:54,173 --> 00:31:56,436 ♪ I'm tired of Ed getting the the gold ♪ 417 00:31:56,479 --> 00:32:00,005 ♪ Damn I don't deserve this 418 00:32:00,048 --> 00:32:04,052 ♪ Each time each time I see him hanging around ♪ 419 00:32:04,096 --> 00:32:09,101 ♪ He acts like he knows kung fu ♪ 420 00:32:10,711 --> 00:32:13,975 ♪ He doesn't know a black belt from blue ♪ 421 00:32:14,019 --> 00:32:18,197 ♪ And he calls himself an expert ♪ 422 00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:22,462 ♪ Me, I train hard each and every day ♪ 423 00:32:22,505 --> 00:32:25,944 ♪ I am the black belt master 424 00:32:33,864 --> 00:32:36,258 ♪ Look here look here 425 00:32:36,302 --> 00:32:38,391 ♪ Aren't my skills great 426 00:32:38,434 --> 00:32:42,003 ♪ I just want to beat Ed up 427 00:32:42,047 --> 00:32:43,831 ♪ I'm here I'm here 428 00:32:43,874 --> 00:32:46,225 ♪ Please throw me the bone 429 00:32:46,268 --> 00:32:49,141 ♪ I just wanna beat Ed up. 430 00:32:50,098 --> 00:32:52,100 - Sean, you are awesome. 431 00:32:55,103 --> 00:32:57,671 I never understood why you had to be so vicious 432 00:32:57,714 --> 00:32:59,238 when you were already so good. 433 00:32:59,281 --> 00:33:02,893 I mean, I think it's because you wanted me to get better, 434 00:33:02,937 --> 00:33:05,374 but I thought you were training me, 435 00:33:05,418 --> 00:33:06,593 you wanted to make me stronger, 436 00:33:06,636 --> 00:33:08,116 and that's why I followed you. 437 00:33:09,509 --> 00:33:11,076 - Did you really look up to me? 438 00:33:14,905 --> 00:33:16,211 I'm sorry I was a jerk, man. 439 00:33:16,255 --> 00:33:17,299 I'm sorry. 440 00:33:17,343 --> 00:33:20,955 I'm sorry for being mean to you, man. 441 00:33:20,999 --> 00:33:22,870 - You know what? 442 00:33:22,913 --> 00:33:23,740 No sweat. 443 00:33:24,915 --> 00:33:25,742 Come here. 444 00:35:21,249 --> 00:35:22,598 - This is incredible, man. 445 00:35:23,686 --> 00:35:24,513 This just came out. 446 00:35:24,557 --> 00:35:26,385 How do you have a copy? 447 00:35:26,428 --> 00:35:29,170 - I actually met the main actor online 448 00:35:29,214 --> 00:35:30,867 and he gave me this copy when I told him 449 00:35:30,911 --> 00:35:33,957 I'm gonna be a great kung fu master. 450 00:35:34,001 --> 00:35:34,784 - That's awesome, dude. 451 00:35:34,828 --> 00:35:35,655 That's great. 452 00:35:37,700 --> 00:35:39,659 - Ed, are you in there? 453 00:35:39,702 --> 00:35:41,182 - Oh, hi, mom! 454 00:35:41,226 --> 00:35:43,184 - Oh, I see you have a friend over. 455 00:35:43,228 --> 00:35:44,794 - Miss Peterson. 456 00:35:44,838 --> 00:35:48,189 - At least now you aren't all alone doing god knows what. 457 00:35:49,451 --> 00:35:51,192 Anyway, Ed, meet Peter. 458 00:35:51,236 --> 00:35:53,325 Peter, this is my son Ed. 459 00:35:53,368 --> 00:35:54,848 I don't think you guys ever met before, 460 00:35:54,891 --> 00:35:56,719 since we're always ... 461 00:35:56,763 --> 00:35:57,590 busy. 462 00:35:58,547 --> 00:35:59,461 - Nice firm grip. 463 00:35:59,505 --> 00:36:00,680 You must work out. 464 00:36:02,943 --> 00:36:03,726 - Him? 465 00:36:03,770 --> 00:36:05,337 Work out? 466 00:36:05,380 --> 00:36:08,557 All he does is sit in front of the TV doing dirty things. 467 00:36:08,601 --> 00:36:09,428 - Mom! 468 00:36:13,475 --> 00:36:16,870 ♪ Day and night he does nothing ♪ 469 00:36:16,913 --> 00:36:20,482 ♪ Pretending to know how to fight ♪ 470 00:36:20,526 --> 00:36:24,094 ♪ Though he's never endured anything ♪ 471 00:36:24,138 --> 00:36:27,707 ♪ He can't even sleep through the night. ♪ 472 00:36:27,750 --> 00:36:31,406 ♪ Maybe it's just an illusion 473 00:36:31,450 --> 00:36:34,888 ♪ From that god awful instructor he sees ♪ 474 00:36:34,931 --> 00:36:38,544 ♪ Maybe it's just a delusion 475 00:36:38,587 --> 00:36:42,112 ♪ There is no time for me 476 00:36:42,156 --> 00:36:45,768 ♪ Tonight I'm going to a party yeah ♪ 477 00:36:45,812 --> 00:36:49,294 ♪ I have no time to waste. 478 00:36:49,337 --> 00:36:52,862 ♪ Tonight I'm going to cut loose woo ♪ 479 00:36:52,906 --> 00:36:56,475 ♪ So come on let's make haste 480 00:36:56,518 --> 00:36:59,956 ♪ Soon will be out anniversary 481 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:03,569 ♪ Made to be celebrated 482 00:37:03,612 --> 00:37:07,225 ♪ Tonight we're gonna have fun 483 00:37:07,268 --> 00:37:10,576 ♪ This night will never be evaded ♪ 484 00:37:10,619 --> 00:37:13,448 - Wait, you guys have only gone out for like a week. 485 00:37:13,492 --> 00:37:15,668 What the hell anniversary is this? 486 00:37:18,932 --> 00:37:24,111 - Okay, Ed, we are, um, heading out for our, uh, dinner. 487 00:37:24,154 --> 00:37:27,245 Here's some cash for you to go get some Chinese ... 488 00:37:27,288 --> 00:37:30,552 chop suey. 489 00:37:34,077 --> 00:37:36,819 - Okay, we are off. 490 00:37:36,863 --> 00:37:37,777 - Nice meeting you. 491 00:37:41,084 --> 00:37:41,911 - Don't wait up. 492 00:37:57,405 --> 00:37:58,276 - Hey, Ed. 493 00:37:59,277 --> 00:38:00,452 - Hey, Sean. 494 00:38:00,495 --> 00:38:02,280 - Where you going? 495 00:38:02,323 --> 00:38:03,803 - I'm just heading to the dojo. 496 00:38:03,846 --> 00:38:04,630 - Dojo? 497 00:38:04,673 --> 00:38:06,109 To kick my ass again? 498 00:38:06,153 --> 00:38:07,415 - No, I'm not kicking your ass. 499 00:38:07,459 --> 00:38:08,416 You're not a mule. 500 00:38:09,461 --> 00:38:10,897 - What? 501 00:38:10,940 --> 00:38:13,029 Can I come with you? 502 00:38:13,073 --> 00:38:14,901 - You want to learn some kung fu? 503 00:38:14,944 --> 00:38:16,119 - Sure. 504 00:38:16,163 --> 00:38:17,077 - Yeah. 505 00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:17,904 Yeah, that'd be cool. 506 00:38:17,947 --> 00:38:18,731 - Come on. 507 00:38:18,774 --> 00:38:19,862 - Cool. 508 00:38:19,906 --> 00:38:21,081 Hey, I'll see you guys later, okay? 509 00:38:30,525 --> 00:38:33,876 - Sensei Bitch. 510 00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:35,008 Sensei Birch. 511 00:38:39,186 --> 00:38:40,883 - Just call me Sensei. 512 00:38:51,329 --> 00:38:52,721 - Master. 513 00:38:52,765 --> 00:38:54,332 I want to learn kung fu. 514 00:38:54,375 --> 00:38:56,334 How much would it be for-- - Uh-uh. 515 00:38:56,377 --> 00:38:58,248 Money is not the answer to everything. 516 00:38:59,598 --> 00:39:00,816 What do you want to learn? 517 00:39:00,860 --> 00:39:02,296 - I want to be like him. 518 00:39:03,341 --> 00:39:05,125 I want any better than him actually. 519 00:39:05,995 --> 00:39:06,822 - Okay. 520 00:39:07,910 --> 00:39:12,959 Then you can start with this. 521 00:39:13,002 --> 00:39:13,786 Cleaning. 522 00:39:15,091 --> 00:39:16,484 Wipe on. 523 00:39:16,528 --> 00:39:17,355 Wipe off. 524 00:39:18,312 --> 00:39:19,748 Wipe on. 525 00:39:19,792 --> 00:39:20,619 Wipe off. 526 00:39:28,496 --> 00:39:29,584 - Breathe in. 527 00:39:30,455 --> 00:39:31,891 Breathe out. 528 00:39:31,934 --> 00:39:34,807 Eyes up front. 529 00:39:34,850 --> 00:39:38,158 Back stiff straight. 530 00:39:38,201 --> 00:39:41,291 Do not stand with that gait. 531 00:39:41,335 --> 00:39:43,772 Do as I do. 532 00:39:43,816 --> 00:39:45,470 Do as I say. 533 00:39:52,433 --> 00:39:53,565 Are you crazy? 534 00:39:54,566 --> 00:39:56,524 Put that phone away! 535 00:39:56,568 --> 00:39:58,613 And I don't want to excuses, 536 00:39:58,657 --> 00:40:00,615 especially not from the clueless. 537 00:40:03,096 --> 00:40:05,054 Can I even make a hero of you? 538 00:40:07,056 --> 00:40:08,406 It's gonna be a challenge. 539 00:40:09,276 --> 00:40:10,582 We must conclude-- - Stop! 540 00:40:12,018 --> 00:40:13,106 This story's about me! 541 00:40:13,149 --> 00:40:14,629 I'm here to learn, Sensei Bitch. 542 00:40:17,066 --> 00:40:18,677 Birch. 543 00:40:18,720 --> 00:40:19,808 I'm here to learn, Sensei Birch. 544 00:40:19,852 --> 00:40:20,679 - Yeah? 545 00:43:30,564 --> 00:43:31,696 - Woo hoo hoo! 546 00:43:32,697 --> 00:43:33,480 What? 547 00:43:33,523 --> 00:43:34,916 I'm the master! 548 00:43:37,702 --> 00:43:39,181 Bitch, give me somebody else to beat up. 549 00:43:39,225 --> 00:43:40,008 Let's go. 550 00:43:40,052 --> 00:43:40,835 - Ed! 551 00:43:40,879 --> 00:43:41,706 What are you doing? 552 00:43:43,055 --> 00:43:44,273 - He'll be all right. 553 00:43:44,317 --> 00:43:46,406 He just needs some rest. 554 00:43:46,449 --> 00:43:49,496 You two, take him to the back. 555 00:43:49,539 --> 00:43:50,410 Ah! 556 00:43:50,453 --> 00:43:51,672 Ah, come on, he's not done yet. 557 00:43:51,716 --> 00:43:52,891 Come on, mutton chops, one more round. 558 00:43:52,934 --> 00:43:54,457 Let's go, let's go. 559 00:43:54,501 --> 00:43:55,633 All right, okay, fine. 560 00:43:55,676 --> 00:43:56,459 I beat you. 561 00:43:56,503 --> 00:43:57,286 You remember that. 562 00:43:57,330 --> 00:43:58,157 Who's next? 563 00:43:58,200 --> 00:43:59,375 You, ah, you're too skinny. 564 00:43:59,419 --> 00:44:00,768 You, ah, you're too short. 565 00:44:00,812 --> 00:44:03,249 You, nah, GPAs too low. 566 00:44:03,292 --> 00:44:04,250 You got gloves on. 567 00:44:06,034 --> 00:44:06,818 Let's go. 568 00:44:06,861 --> 00:44:08,254 Come on. 569 00:44:08,297 --> 00:44:09,429 - Ed, you better stop. 570 00:44:09,472 --> 00:44:10,343 - What? 571 00:44:10,386 --> 00:44:12,475 Stop me from beating your ass? 572 00:44:12,519 --> 00:44:13,607 Don't waste my time. 573 00:44:13,651 --> 00:44:15,217 Go back to the corner and clean, okay? 574 00:44:15,261 --> 00:44:16,262 - Ed, stop. 575 00:44:17,872 --> 00:44:19,831 - Sounds like you want to make me. 576 00:44:46,771 --> 00:44:49,425 ♪ When your mind is clear 577 00:44:49,469 --> 00:44:52,385 ♪ Your heart can be pure 578 00:44:52,428 --> 00:44:54,866 ♪ When you are free 579 00:44:54,909 --> 00:44:57,999 ♪ There's nothing you can't endure ♪ 580 00:44:58,043 --> 00:45:00,785 ♪ It's time to be open 581 00:45:00,828 --> 00:45:02,482 ♪ Discover the possibilities 582 00:45:02,525 --> 00:45:03,788 - Why are you helping him? 583 00:45:05,703 --> 00:45:06,791 All right. 584 00:45:06,834 --> 00:45:08,662 I don't need no sympathy. 585 00:45:08,706 --> 00:45:11,317 I'll beat him by myself, show him who's boss. 586 00:45:12,492 --> 00:45:15,190 ♪ Then you can truly focus 587 00:45:15,234 --> 00:45:17,889 ♪ Just don't let your fears 588 00:45:17,932 --> 00:45:20,630 ♪ Overcome and slow us 589 00:45:20,674 --> 00:45:23,503 ♪ Remember your friends 590 00:45:23,546 --> 00:45:26,462 ♪ Are here to support you 591 00:45:26,506 --> 00:45:29,248 ♪ Even in the darkness 592 00:45:29,291 --> 00:45:32,555 ♪ You'll feel them too 593 00:45:35,210 --> 00:45:39,127 ♪ And the stars will guide you 594 00:45:44,219 --> 00:45:45,743 - Why? 595 00:45:45,786 --> 00:45:47,962 You bring no honor to this school. 596 00:45:48,006 --> 00:45:49,485 You learn nothing. 597 00:45:49,529 --> 00:45:50,791 Leave. 598 00:45:50,835 --> 00:45:52,097 Don't come back 599 00:46:07,765 --> 00:46:11,377 ♪ I don't need him and I never have ♪ 600 00:46:11,420 --> 00:46:14,728 ♪ Sure it's all about him 601 00:46:14,772 --> 00:46:18,427 ♪ Now he's the teacher's favorite ♪ 602 00:46:18,471 --> 00:46:21,735 ♪ He's the enlightened one 603 00:46:21,779 --> 00:46:25,565 ♪ And I'm just a little kid 604 00:46:25,608 --> 00:46:28,916 ♪ No one cares about me 605 00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:32,746 ♪ And how I've improved with time ♪ 606 00:46:32,790 --> 00:46:35,836 ♪ Now I'll beat them all 607 00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:39,187 ♪ Using my mind 608 00:46:39,231 --> 00:46:43,191 ♪ I don't need him I don't need them ♪ 609 00:46:43,235 --> 00:46:46,064 ♪ I know enough already 610 00:46:46,107 --> 00:46:50,329 ♪ I can't beat anyone and I'll win you'll see ♪ 611 00:46:50,372 --> 00:46:54,899 ♪ I can do it alone 612 00:46:54,942 --> 00:46:59,251 ♪ I don't need him I don't need them ♪ 613 00:46:59,294 --> 00:47:02,210 ♪ I want them all to worship me ♪ 614 00:47:02,254 --> 00:47:06,562 ♪ I want them to cower in fear 615 00:47:06,606 --> 00:47:11,480 ♪ And respect me 616 00:47:11,524 --> 00:47:15,441 ♪ But then I don't want them near ♪ 617 00:47:15,484 --> 00:47:18,661 ♪ They can stay away 618 00:47:18,705 --> 00:47:22,187 ♪ But then again how will I see ♪ 619 00:47:22,230 --> 00:47:25,581 ♪ Them after I display 620 00:47:25,625 --> 00:47:30,717 ♪ I'm a martial arts genius 621 00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:34,808 ♪ I don't need him I don't need them ♪ 622 00:47:34,852 --> 00:47:37,724 ♪ They'll come crawling back to me ♪ 623 00:47:37,767 --> 00:47:40,118 ♪ And I'll turn them away 624 00:47:40,161 --> 00:47:42,990 ♪ And all will bow to me 625 00:47:43,034 --> 00:47:48,039 ♪ I will be your master 626 00:47:48,300 --> 00:47:51,390 ♪ And someday I won't need any of them ♪ 627 00:47:51,433 --> 00:47:52,826 - Son of a bitch! 628 00:47:53,871 --> 00:47:55,133 I'm so sorry. 629 00:47:55,176 --> 00:47:56,351 Dude, I didn't-- 630 00:47:57,309 --> 00:47:58,745 You know what? 631 00:47:58,788 --> 00:48:00,355 No. 632 00:48:00,399 --> 00:48:03,402 You should have moved out of the way when you saw me coming! 633 00:48:03,445 --> 00:48:04,316 - Ed? 634 00:48:04,359 --> 00:48:05,186 Is that you? 635 00:48:07,754 --> 00:48:09,364 - Junior? 636 00:48:09,408 --> 00:48:10,191 Dude! 637 00:48:10,235 --> 00:48:11,018 What are you doing here? 638 00:48:11,062 --> 00:48:12,237 It's been forever. 639 00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:13,803 - I'm just back home visiting my dad 640 00:48:13,847 --> 00:48:15,196 and helping out around the house. 641 00:48:15,240 --> 00:48:16,632 What is up with you? 642 00:48:16,676 --> 00:48:18,721 Something seemed like it was wrong. 643 00:48:18,765 --> 00:48:19,897 Is everything all right? 644 00:48:21,289 --> 00:48:23,204 - Nothing, just, don't worry about it. 645 00:48:24,771 --> 00:48:26,555 - Uh-huh, look, why don't you tell me about it, 646 00:48:26,599 --> 00:48:28,383 'cause talking, it can help. 647 00:48:28,427 --> 00:48:31,560 It can help you sort, straighten stuff. 648 00:48:31,604 --> 00:48:32,561 - They betrayed me! 649 00:48:32,605 --> 00:48:33,432 Okay? 650 00:48:34,302 --> 00:48:35,782 A whole lot of shit happened. 651 00:48:42,397 --> 00:48:43,181 They beat me up! 652 00:48:43,224 --> 00:48:44,486 I beat them up! 653 00:48:44,530 --> 00:48:45,966 I slapped a girl like three freakin' times, 654 00:48:46,010 --> 00:48:47,533 and she was like 20 years old, I don't know. 655 00:48:47,576 --> 00:48:49,274 Anyways! 656 00:48:49,317 --> 00:48:50,710 So that's it! 657 00:48:50,753 --> 00:48:52,233 Okay? 658 00:48:52,277 --> 00:48:53,060 I don't know! 659 00:48:53,104 --> 00:48:54,322 It was ... 660 00:48:54,366 --> 00:48:55,933 I thought they were my friends. 661 00:48:57,935 --> 00:48:59,240 - They aren't real friends. 662 00:48:59,284 --> 00:49:00,894 Look, they were just using you. 663 00:49:02,330 --> 00:49:03,723 I have to go run some errands for my dad, 664 00:49:03,766 --> 00:49:06,378 but what if we meet up tomorrow and hang out then? 665 00:49:07,509 --> 00:49:08,336 How's that sound? 666 00:49:09,294 --> 00:49:10,077 - Okay. 667 00:49:10,121 --> 00:49:11,252 - Yeah? - All right? 668 00:49:11,296 --> 00:49:12,253 - Yeah, let's do it. - All right, cool. 669 00:49:12,297 --> 00:49:12,775 - It's set. - All right, cool. 670 00:49:12,819 --> 00:49:13,646 It's, uh ... 671 00:49:15,256 --> 00:49:16,649 I'll just see you tomorrow. 672 00:49:23,830 --> 00:49:25,440 ♪ And so it begins 673 00:49:25,484 --> 00:49:30,489 ♪ And so his reign ends 674 00:49:31,229 --> 00:49:34,580 ♪ He'll never suspect a thing 675 00:49:34,623 --> 00:49:39,628 ♪ I'll have him begging then I'll sting ♪ 676 00:49:40,238 --> 00:49:45,243 ♪ I'll butter him up make him think I'm a friend ♪ 677 00:49:47,245 --> 00:49:52,250 ♪ Then I'll bring it crashing right down on his head ♪ 678 00:49:54,078 --> 00:49:56,210 ♪ And so it begins 679 00:49:56,254 --> 00:50:01,259 ♪ And so his reign ends 680 00:50:01,781 --> 00:50:06,786 ♪ Is there better bait than a Judas kiss ♪ 681 00:50:09,963 --> 00:50:12,444 ♪ No of course not ignorance is bliss ♪ 682 00:50:12,487 --> 00:50:17,405 ♪ And he won't see it coming but come it will ♪ 683 00:50:17,449 --> 00:50:19,451 ♪ And so it begins 684 00:50:19,494 --> 00:50:24,499 ♪ And so his reign ends 685 00:50:25,109 --> 00:50:28,112 ♪ The others won't trust him 686 00:50:28,155 --> 00:50:33,160 ♪ I'll make sure of it 687 00:50:34,118 --> 00:50:39,123 ♪ He is out of his element he is a house rat ♪ 688 00:50:41,255 --> 00:50:44,171 ♪ Wouldn't you know it his time is up ♪ 689 00:50:44,215 --> 00:50:46,086 ♪ Into the history books he goes ♪ 690 00:50:46,130 --> 00:50:49,176 ♪ Along with all of his friends ♪ 691 00:51:24,168 --> 00:51:25,038 - Ed? 692 00:51:29,912 --> 00:51:31,523 - Hey, man, that is awesome. 693 00:51:31,566 --> 00:51:32,393 You know kung fu? 694 00:51:34,700 --> 00:51:36,963 - Dear, it's not kung fu. 695 00:51:37,006 --> 00:51:38,443 It's chop sueying. 696 00:51:42,577 --> 00:51:45,058 - Good form, good stance. 697 00:51:45,102 --> 00:51:46,625 It looks like you're learning well. 698 00:51:46,668 --> 00:51:47,713 - Do you know king fu? 699 00:51:47,756 --> 00:51:49,584 - Well, I dabbled when I was younger. 700 00:51:49,628 --> 00:51:50,542 Just a first degree. 701 00:51:50,585 --> 00:51:52,457 - Well, let's fight then, huh? 702 00:51:52,500 --> 00:51:53,284 - No, no, no. 703 00:51:53,327 --> 00:51:55,764 I'm way too old for that. 704 00:51:55,808 --> 00:51:57,636 - Well, then I win then. 705 00:51:57,679 --> 00:51:59,594 - Ed, I want you to meet Peter's son. 706 00:51:59,638 --> 00:52:01,161 He's back home from school. 707 00:52:03,163 --> 00:52:04,382 - You! 708 00:52:04,425 --> 00:52:05,905 - Hey, Ed, long time no see. 709 00:52:07,254 --> 00:52:08,951 - I guess they know each other. 710 00:52:08,995 --> 00:52:10,518 - Yeah. 711 00:52:10,562 --> 00:52:12,607 - Let's you and I head back down and let the kids hang. 712 00:52:12,651 --> 00:52:14,653 - Actually, dad, we're gonna head out, 713 00:52:14,696 --> 00:52:17,482 so you can have the house. 714 00:52:17,525 --> 00:52:18,352 Ed, follow me. 715 00:52:21,616 --> 00:52:22,835 - Look at 'em. 716 00:52:22,878 --> 00:52:24,228 It's great to see them bonding. 717 00:52:24,271 --> 00:52:27,753 Yeah, perhaps they'll become brothers some day. 718 00:52:27,796 --> 00:52:28,623 - Daddy like. 719 00:52:52,169 --> 00:52:53,300 - I guess it begins. 720 00:52:54,258 --> 00:52:55,215 End of a friendship. 721 00:52:58,436 --> 00:53:02,962 ♪ And in return betrayal 722 00:53:03,005 --> 00:53:06,226 ♪ We used to have it all 723 00:53:06,270 --> 00:53:10,622 ♪ We could have taken the world ♪ 724 00:53:10,665 --> 00:53:14,452 ♪ But now we're conquering each other ♪ 725 00:53:14,495 --> 00:53:18,456 ♪ We couldn't even conquer a squirrel ♪ 726 00:53:18,499 --> 00:53:21,328 ♪ Was there ever a time for compromise ♪ 727 00:53:21,372 --> 00:53:24,462 ♪ We definitely missed that chance ♪ 728 00:53:24,505 --> 00:53:28,509 ♪ Were there a time for the good guys ♪ 729 00:53:28,553 --> 00:53:32,426 ♪ We couldn't make it a match 730 00:53:32,470 --> 00:53:36,604 ♪ You could say that I once cared for him ♪ 731 00:53:36,648 --> 00:53:40,304 ♪ But clearly not anymore 732 00:53:40,347 --> 00:53:44,873 ♪ You could say that we were close but no ♪ 733 00:53:44,917 --> 00:53:48,834 ♪ And now we're both just poor 734 00:54:02,500 --> 00:54:06,460 ♪ And on this eve of their demise ♪ 735 00:54:06,504 --> 00:54:10,203 ♪ I find that I am charged 736 00:54:10,247 --> 00:54:14,381 ♪ There's nothing better than a friendship ♪ 737 00:54:14,425 --> 00:54:18,864 ♪ That is frustrated 738 00:54:18,907 --> 00:54:22,476 ♪ Will they ever recover 739 00:54:22,520 --> 00:54:26,437 ♪ I'll ensure that they will not ♪ 740 00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:30,397 ♪ It's time this ended yes 741 00:54:30,441 --> 00:54:34,227 ♪ It's time to fill the moat 742 00:54:34,271 --> 00:54:38,405 ♪ I'll have them spinning in circles ♪ 743 00:54:38,449 --> 00:54:42,366 ♪ Around each other they go 744 00:54:42,409 --> 00:54:46,761 ♪ They'll never think it was me ♪ 745 00:54:46,805 --> 00:54:50,896 ♪ Watch them both fall and squirm ♪ 746 00:54:50,939 --> 00:54:53,290 ♪ To the ground 747 00:54:53,333 --> 00:54:58,295 ♪ I'll have them wishing they'd never come around ♪ 748 00:55:00,427 --> 00:55:01,428 - Isn't that Sean? 749 00:55:01,472 --> 00:55:02,299 - No. 750 00:55:04,170 --> 00:55:04,953 Yeah. 751 00:55:04,997 --> 00:55:05,954 Yeah, that was him. 752 00:55:07,260 --> 00:55:08,261 - How's he been? 753 00:55:08,305 --> 00:55:09,480 - He's fine! 754 00:55:09,523 --> 00:55:12,265 - Okay, that is a sour subject. 755 00:55:12,309 --> 00:55:13,440 Avoid that. 756 00:55:13,484 --> 00:55:14,702 Hey, look, we're friends. 757 00:55:14,746 --> 00:55:16,530 Let's just go back to what we were doing. 758 00:55:17,401 --> 00:55:18,271 - All right. - All right? 759 00:55:18,315 --> 00:55:19,577 - Your form's okay. - Okay. 760 00:55:19,620 --> 00:55:21,796 - You gotta bend your knees a little bit more. 761 00:55:21,840 --> 00:55:22,667 Yeah. 762 00:55:22,710 --> 00:55:24,451 And then widen your stance. 763 00:55:24,495 --> 00:55:25,452 No. - No? 764 00:55:25,496 --> 00:55:26,323 - No. 765 00:55:26,366 --> 00:55:27,193 Do it again. 766 00:55:28,063 --> 00:55:29,674 Do as I do. 767 00:55:29,717 --> 00:55:30,544 Do as I say. 768 00:55:30,588 --> 00:55:32,764 - Hoo, ha, hiyah! 769 00:55:32,807 --> 00:55:34,069 Hoo, ha, hiyah! 770 00:55:35,636 --> 00:55:38,160 We are students of kung fu. 771 00:55:41,120 --> 00:55:44,645 We'll make masters out of you. 772 00:55:45,472 --> 00:55:46,734 Hoo, ha, hiyah! 773 00:55:47,605 --> 00:55:48,867 Hoo, ha, hiyah! 774 00:55:51,130 --> 00:55:52,740 - What's wrong, Sean? 775 00:55:52,784 --> 00:55:54,481 Why the long face? 776 00:55:54,525 --> 00:55:56,918 - Master, I just saw Ed a couple minutes ago, 777 00:55:56,962 --> 00:56:01,358 and he was with somebody, and Ed was teaching him kung fu. 778 00:56:02,315 --> 00:56:04,273 - Don't worry about him. 779 00:56:04,317 --> 00:56:07,276 He'll find the right path soon. 780 00:56:07,320 --> 00:56:09,235 - Master, how do you know that? 781 00:56:11,411 --> 00:56:12,934 - Hoo, ha, hiyah! 782 00:56:13,761 --> 00:56:15,589 Hoo, ha, hiyah! 783 00:56:15,633 --> 00:56:19,898 We know all the secret moves. 784 00:56:19,941 --> 00:56:24,293 Sign up today and you'll improve. 785 00:56:24,337 --> 00:56:26,252 Hoo, ha, hiyah! 786 00:56:26,295 --> 00:56:28,689 Hoo, ha, hiyah! 787 00:56:28,733 --> 00:56:32,998 We are students of kung fu. 788 00:56:33,041 --> 00:56:34,391 Hoo, ha, hiyah! 789 00:56:35,566 --> 00:56:36,784 Hoo, ha, hiyah! 790 00:56:37,872 --> 00:56:40,135 We are students of kung fu. 791 00:56:42,311 --> 00:56:46,490 We'll make masters out of you. 792 00:56:46,533 --> 00:56:48,927 Hoo, ha, hiyah! 793 00:56:48,970 --> 00:56:50,319 Hoo, ha, hiyah! 794 00:56:51,669 --> 00:56:54,541 - This is supposed to be the best school in the city? 795 00:56:54,585 --> 00:56:56,456 Yeah, it seems pathetic enough. 796 00:56:57,370 --> 00:56:58,676 - Sir. 797 00:56:58,719 --> 00:57:00,199 Are you here to learn? 798 00:57:00,242 --> 00:57:01,330 - Who's in charge? 799 00:57:03,942 --> 00:57:05,509 - I am. 800 00:57:05,552 --> 00:57:07,989 - You're the person with the highest rank? 801 00:57:13,691 --> 00:57:14,953 - Yes. 802 00:57:14,996 --> 00:57:17,129 - Well then I'm here to challenge you to a duel. 803 00:57:19,871 --> 00:57:21,481 - Sir. 804 00:57:21,525 --> 00:57:24,005 This is a school of learning, of harmony. 805 00:57:24,049 --> 00:57:25,616 - Harmony my arse! 806 00:57:25,659 --> 00:57:27,661 Ed said this school is better than mine. 807 00:57:28,619 --> 00:57:30,011 - Are you a friend of Ed's? 808 00:57:30,055 --> 00:57:31,404 - Friend? 809 00:57:31,448 --> 00:57:32,753 No, I'm his father. 810 00:57:32,797 --> 00:57:34,668 And I heard what the school treated him. 811 00:57:34,712 --> 00:57:37,149 And I'm here to make sure I teach you all a lesson. 812 00:57:37,192 --> 00:57:39,238 - Sir, we did nothing wrong. 813 00:57:39,281 --> 00:57:41,414 We simply asked Ed to leave. 814 00:57:41,458 --> 00:57:44,635 This is not a school of vengeance or of bullying. 815 00:57:44,678 --> 00:57:48,029 - Regardless, I'm not leaving 816 00:57:48,073 --> 00:57:50,249 until I teach you all a lesson. 817 00:57:53,513 --> 00:57:56,516 - I guess there's only one way to settle things with you. 818 00:57:58,953 --> 00:57:59,780 Come. 819 00:58:26,024 --> 00:58:27,460 - That's all you got? 820 00:58:27,504 --> 00:58:28,330 Come on! 821 00:58:42,736 --> 00:58:43,650 Get off me! 822 00:59:02,582 --> 00:59:04,279 Guess you've learned your lesson. 823 00:59:05,933 --> 00:59:07,674 You need to be training in my dojo. 824 00:59:08,501 --> 00:59:10,372 This school can't teach you anything. 825 00:59:11,460 --> 00:59:16,204 In fact, I'll give each of you 50% off for first year. 826 00:59:17,118 --> 00:59:18,555 Just have to follow me now. 827 00:59:55,069 --> 00:59:56,636 - Why didn't you help her out? 828 00:59:56,680 --> 00:59:59,334 - There's a time for everything. 829 00:59:59,378 --> 01:00:00,901 This will sort itself out. 830 01:00:09,997 --> 01:00:11,085 - Hey, be careful with me! 831 01:00:11,129 --> 01:00:12,043 I don't know how to fight. 832 01:00:12,086 --> 01:00:12,913 - Sorry. 833 01:00:12,957 --> 01:00:13,958 Now that you know how the-- 834 01:00:14,872 --> 01:00:15,655 - Sean! 835 01:00:15,699 --> 01:00:16,525 What are you doing? 836 01:00:16,569 --> 01:00:17,396 - You can ask him. 837 01:00:19,180 --> 01:00:21,226 ♪ He sent Peter to school 838 01:00:21,269 --> 01:00:22,575 ♪ The dojo solo 839 01:00:22,619 --> 01:00:24,011 ♪ To challenge Sensei Birch 840 01:00:24,055 --> 01:00:25,360 ♪ For real oh no 841 01:00:25,404 --> 01:00:27,101 ♪ He claimed it was necessary 842 01:00:27,145 --> 01:00:28,320 ♪ Only a fool 843 01:00:28,363 --> 01:00:29,800 ♪ To teach Sensei a lesson 844 01:00:29,843 --> 01:00:31,105 ♪ But that ain't cool 845 01:00:31,149 --> 01:00:32,672 ♪ And the Sensei said nah 846 01:00:32,716 --> 01:00:34,282 ♪ He's back against the wall 847 01:00:34,326 --> 01:00:35,632 ♪ Gave no way out 848 01:00:35,675 --> 01:00:37,068 ♪ What's that all about 849 01:00:37,111 --> 01:00:39,200 ♪ And uh why'd you do that 850 01:00:39,244 --> 01:00:40,462 ♪ He was good 851 01:00:40,506 --> 01:00:42,203 ♪ He kicked Sensei and he flew back ♪ 852 01:00:42,247 --> 01:00:43,596 ♪ Like whoa 853 01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:44,553 ♪ The school is done 854 01:00:44,597 --> 01:00:45,859 ♪ Why you stressin' 855 01:00:45,903 --> 01:00:47,644 ♪ Many students left with him 856 01:00:47,687 --> 01:00:49,254 ♪ 'Cause he was impressive 857 01:00:49,297 --> 01:00:50,777 ♪ I don't know what you're talking about ♪ 858 01:00:50,821 --> 01:00:51,909 ♪ Yes you do 859 01:00:51,952 --> 01:00:52,823 ♪ Maybe not 860 01:00:52,866 --> 01:00:54,041 ♪ I never ever told Peter 861 01:00:54,085 --> 01:00:55,652 ♪ To come up here and blow the spot ♪ 862 01:00:55,695 --> 01:00:56,609 ♪ Then why he's here 863 01:00:56,653 --> 01:00:58,219 ♪ He already answered that 864 01:00:58,263 --> 01:01:00,700 ♪ Then I guess it was good that that bitch got slapped ♪ 865 01:01:00,744 --> 01:01:02,093 ♪ Not Sensei Birch 866 01:01:02,136 --> 01:01:04,008 ♪ You gotta leave or apologize 867 01:01:04,051 --> 01:01:05,400 ♪ That's cool 'cause your school ♪ 868 01:01:05,444 --> 01:01:06,924 ♪ Is about to get downsized 869 01:01:06,967 --> 01:01:07,751 ♪ Gone 870 01:01:07,794 --> 01:01:08,882 ♪ Why'd you say that 871 01:01:08,926 --> 01:01:09,927 ♪ Now it's on 872 01:01:09,970 --> 01:01:11,363 ♪ Y'all never taught me shit 873 01:01:11,406 --> 01:01:12,669 ♪ We did but you quit 874 01:01:12,712 --> 01:01:14,148 ♪ That school ain't all that 875 01:01:14,192 --> 01:01:15,759 ♪ I am cool where I'm at 876 01:01:15,802 --> 01:01:17,151 ♪ You still got a long way 877 01:01:17,195 --> 01:01:18,849 ♪ Don't talk to him the wrong way ♪ 878 01:01:18,892 --> 01:01:20,241 ♪ Peter had skills 879 01:01:20,285 --> 01:01:21,634 ♪ For real I'm staying right here ♪ 880 01:01:21,678 --> 01:01:23,331 ♪ Dad was the man in here 881 01:01:23,375 --> 01:01:24,985 ♪ He'll crush you like a can of beer ♪ 882 01:01:25,029 --> 01:01:27,553 ♪ And you should say sorry right now real quick ♪ 883 01:01:27,596 --> 01:01:28,859 ♪ To Sensei Birch 884 01:01:28,902 --> 01:01:30,643 ♪ You mean Sensei Bitch 885 01:01:30,687 --> 01:01:31,644 ♪ What 886 01:01:33,951 --> 01:01:34,734 - I got him, man. 887 01:01:34,778 --> 01:01:35,648 I got him. 888 01:02:04,851 --> 01:02:06,287 - How could you, Ed? 889 01:02:06,331 --> 01:02:07,724 Out of all the people, man! 890 01:02:08,637 --> 01:02:10,770 - I told you, I didn't do anything! 891 01:02:10,814 --> 01:02:12,598 - Dude, stop lying, man! 892 01:02:14,469 --> 01:02:15,775 - I don't lie! 893 01:02:15,819 --> 01:02:16,689 Why would I? 894 01:02:18,038 --> 01:02:19,039 - Come on, Ed. 895 01:02:19,083 --> 01:02:19,953 Let's get outta here. 896 01:02:19,997 --> 01:02:22,216 Quit wasting time on this loser. 897 01:02:22,260 --> 01:02:24,044 Yeah, and we can hit up my dad's school. 898 01:02:24,088 --> 01:02:26,003 Maybe he can give me some pointers or two. 899 01:02:51,855 --> 01:02:53,334 - Mary, this is a great dinner. 900 01:02:53,378 --> 01:02:54,466 - Oh, yes. 901 01:02:54,509 --> 01:02:56,468 Our little family all together at once. 902 01:03:00,820 --> 01:03:03,083 Ed, why are you playing with your food? 903 01:03:03,954 --> 01:03:04,781 Ed? 904 01:03:05,825 --> 01:03:07,392 Edward! 905 01:03:07,435 --> 01:03:08,915 - What? 906 01:03:08,959 --> 01:03:10,308 - What's wrong? 907 01:03:10,351 --> 01:03:11,178 - Nothing. 908 01:03:13,877 --> 01:03:17,358 - So, Ed, how do you like my school? 909 01:03:18,664 --> 01:03:19,970 - It's an awesome school. 910 01:03:20,013 --> 01:03:22,276 Seeing all of the students learning over there. 911 01:03:22,320 --> 01:03:23,800 And I can't thank you enough 912 01:03:23,843 --> 01:03:26,150 for letting me teach them some of my moves. 913 01:03:26,193 --> 01:03:26,977 - Oh? 914 01:03:27,020 --> 01:03:27,978 He's teaching there now? 915 01:03:28,021 --> 01:03:29,588 - Mm-hm. 916 01:03:29,631 --> 01:03:33,418 - Well, not officially, but seeing that he is a black belt, 917 01:03:33,461 --> 01:03:35,159 I figured I'd let him teach a bit. 918 01:03:35,202 --> 01:03:35,986 - I loved it. 919 01:03:36,029 --> 01:03:37,291 Thanks. 920 01:03:37,335 --> 01:03:39,380 I'm gonna teach them to become great students. 921 01:03:39,424 --> 01:03:42,079 - Look, they were all paying attention, learning new moves. 922 01:03:42,122 --> 01:03:43,602 Ed was teaching. 923 01:03:44,472 --> 01:03:47,649 - They even tried my moves during the sparring sessions. 924 01:03:47,693 --> 01:03:51,175 And of course none of them dared to spar with me. 925 01:03:51,218 --> 01:03:53,917 - No, that's because they all know they can't win. 926 01:03:55,440 --> 01:03:56,354 - That's right. 927 01:03:56,397 --> 01:03:58,051 They know you're a great warrior, 928 01:03:58,095 --> 01:04:00,358 and they know you know great kung fu. 929 01:04:00,401 --> 01:04:03,578 And that Sensei Birch, I don't know what she's teaching, 930 01:04:03,622 --> 01:04:05,015 'cause obviously none of those students 931 01:04:05,058 --> 01:04:06,103 are learning a thing. 932 01:04:07,539 --> 01:04:09,715 - Personally, I thought she learned all her kung fu 933 01:04:09,758 --> 01:04:11,586 from like a cereal box. 934 01:04:16,026 --> 01:04:18,985 - What's that Dave guy about? 935 01:04:19,029 --> 01:04:22,206 Isn't he supposed to be Sensei Birch's teacher or something? 936 01:04:22,249 --> 01:04:23,163 - Mm-hm. 937 01:04:23,207 --> 01:04:24,643 Yeah. 938 01:04:24,686 --> 01:04:27,211 - You know, I don't think he knows any martial arts, 939 01:04:27,254 --> 01:04:29,430 and that's why he never fights. 940 01:04:29,474 --> 01:04:30,997 - No, he does. 941 01:04:31,041 --> 01:04:32,085 - How do you know? 942 01:04:32,129 --> 01:04:35,915 - I've seen it, when he helped me. 943 01:04:35,959 --> 01:04:37,395 - But does he teach there? 944 01:04:37,438 --> 01:04:40,833 - No, no, he just walks around mopping the floor. 945 01:04:43,096 --> 01:04:45,925 I don't know, maybe he's just got OCD, 946 01:04:45,969 --> 01:04:47,666 or maybe he's got nothing better-- 947 01:04:47,709 --> 01:04:48,797 You know what? 948 01:04:48,841 --> 01:04:51,583 I bet you he's bored, he's just bored. 949 01:04:51,626 --> 01:04:53,193 He's literally always cleaning. 950 01:04:54,238 --> 01:04:58,372 - He probably needs to get laid more often. 951 01:04:58,416 --> 01:05:00,679 But since he cleans all the time, 952 01:05:00,722 --> 01:05:03,334 maybe he could come clean the house. 953 01:05:03,377 --> 01:05:05,553 - That's probably the only skill he knows. 954 01:05:06,728 --> 01:05:09,209 - You know, I wonder if I should challenge him. 955 01:05:09,253 --> 01:05:11,559 You know, show him who's boss. 956 01:05:11,603 --> 01:05:12,386 - You know what? 957 01:05:12,430 --> 01:05:13,213 You should, you should. 958 01:05:13,257 --> 01:05:14,519 You know why? 959 01:05:14,562 --> 01:05:16,129 'Cause dad wouldn't even want to challenge you. 960 01:05:16,173 --> 01:05:16,956 - That's right. 961 01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:17,957 - No, you're great. 962 01:05:18,001 --> 01:05:20,090 And again, I'm getting too old 963 01:05:20,133 --> 01:05:21,874 to be fighting all this. 964 01:05:22,701 --> 01:05:26,139 But you know, I don't think you can beat Dave. 965 01:05:27,184 --> 01:05:28,576 - How do you know? 966 01:05:28,620 --> 01:05:30,578 - Well, I'm just guessing. 967 01:05:30,622 --> 01:05:32,406 He's never challenged you. 968 01:05:32,450 --> 01:05:34,669 - Or, alternatively, 969 01:05:34,713 --> 01:05:37,759 maybe he just doesn't think you're worth it. 970 01:05:37,803 --> 01:05:39,239 - Not worth it? 971 01:05:39,283 --> 01:05:40,632 I beat all his students! 972 01:05:40,675 --> 01:05:42,155 I'm teaching at Peter's school! 973 01:05:42,199 --> 01:05:43,461 How am I not worth it? 974 01:05:43,504 --> 01:05:45,332 - He just thinks you're a little fly on the wall 975 01:05:45,376 --> 01:05:46,943 that he can swat away. 976 01:05:49,032 --> 01:05:51,469 - Ed, be respectful at the table. 977 01:05:51,512 --> 01:05:53,427 We have guests. 978 01:05:53,471 --> 01:05:54,428 - Seriously, though. 979 01:05:54,472 --> 01:05:55,908 Can you beat him though? 980 01:05:55,952 --> 01:05:57,388 I don't-- - I can. 981 01:05:57,431 --> 01:05:58,955 He's too weak. 982 01:05:58,998 --> 01:06:01,261 He doesn't practice much, so he's no match for me. 983 01:06:01,305 --> 01:06:02,480 - Ed, calm down! 984 01:06:02,523 --> 01:06:05,526 - I will force him to see that I'm great. 985 01:06:07,615 --> 01:06:08,921 ♪ I will 986 01:06:08,965 --> 01:06:13,926 ♪ I started training when I was in the crib ♪ 987 01:06:14,971 --> 01:06:16,189 ♪ He won't 988 01:06:16,233 --> 01:06:19,062 ♪ It's always the same 989 01:06:19,105 --> 01:06:24,110 ♪ Nothing but fib fib fib fib 990 01:06:26,199 --> 01:06:27,548 ♪ I'm strong 991 01:06:27,592 --> 01:06:32,510 ♪ And now that I am older I found my purpose ♪ 992 01:06:37,384 --> 01:06:38,385 ♪ He's wrong 993 01:06:38,429 --> 01:06:40,822 ♪ He thinks he's unique 994 01:06:40,866 --> 01:06:44,696 ♪ But really he is just furious ♪ 995 01:06:44,739 --> 01:06:45,958 ♪ I'm right 996 01:06:46,002 --> 01:06:48,439 ♪ I know that I got something different ♪ 997 01:06:48,482 --> 01:06:52,008 ♪ Something no one else has 998 01:06:52,051 --> 01:06:53,226 ♪ He's right 999 01:06:53,270 --> 01:06:55,924 ♪ It's called delusions of grandeur ♪ 1000 01:06:55,968 --> 01:06:59,754 ♪ Friends flock to him en masse ♪ 1001 01:06:59,798 --> 01:07:00,581 - That's right. 1002 01:07:00,625 --> 01:07:01,626 Tell him off. 1003 01:07:03,062 --> 01:07:04,194 ♪ I've become 1004 01:07:04,237 --> 01:07:06,674 ♪ I've got the skills I need to make it ♪ 1005 01:07:06,718 --> 01:07:07,675 ♪ He's done 1006 01:07:07,719 --> 01:07:10,852 ♪ Make it to who the dumpster 1007 01:07:10,896 --> 01:07:13,986 ♪ Those are the only skills he has ♪ 1008 01:07:14,030 --> 01:07:15,205 ♪ I will 1009 01:07:15,248 --> 01:07:17,946 ♪ And it's there for the reaching ♪ 1010 01:07:17,990 --> 01:07:21,341 ♪ I'm gonna take it 1011 01:07:21,385 --> 01:07:25,476 ♪ He definitely won't with that bitch he's seeing ♪ 1012 01:07:25,519 --> 01:07:28,044 ♪ Just 'cause 1013 01:07:29,393 --> 01:07:30,611 Birch. 1014 01:07:30,655 --> 01:07:32,570 It's Birch. 1015 01:07:32,613 --> 01:07:33,701 ♪ I have 1016 01:07:33,745 --> 01:07:36,139 ♪ I followed all his orders 1017 01:07:36,182 --> 01:07:39,838 ♪ I did everything he asked for ♪ 1018 01:07:39,881 --> 01:07:43,668 ♪ And he did so with such ease 1019 01:07:43,711 --> 01:07:44,799 ♪ He hasn't 1020 01:07:44,843 --> 01:07:47,585 ♪ I just don't believe it 1021 01:07:47,628 --> 01:07:51,241 ♪ He's just passing proverbial gas ♪ 1022 01:07:51,284 --> 01:07:54,505 Could you pass me the literal salt please? 1023 01:07:54,548 --> 01:07:56,202 ♪ I'm strong 1024 01:07:56,246 --> 01:07:58,552 ♪ No I'm stronger than ever 1025 01:07:58,596 --> 01:08:02,078 ♪ He's stronger and more clever ♪ 1026 01:08:02,121 --> 01:08:03,209 ♪ He's wrong 1027 01:08:03,253 --> 01:08:05,777 ♪ I'm not buying any of this 1028 01:08:05,820 --> 01:08:09,694 ♪ Why do I put up with him 1029 01:08:09,737 --> 01:08:10,912 Sing it, mama. 1030 01:08:10,956 --> 01:08:12,131 Strength? 1031 01:08:12,175 --> 01:08:13,654 He doesn't know the meaning of the word. 1032 01:08:13,698 --> 01:08:15,439 ♪ Yes I do 1033 01:08:15,482 --> 01:08:20,487 ♪ It means withstanding great force and pressure ♪ 1034 01:08:20,748 --> 01:08:24,187 ♪ He's certainly puts up with both of you ♪ 1035 01:08:24,230 --> 01:08:25,449 ♪ Force and pressure 1036 01:08:25,492 --> 01:08:27,886 ♪ You couldn't stand up to a housefly ♪ 1037 01:08:27,929 --> 01:08:31,324 ♪ Yes yes that is for sure 1038 01:08:34,849 --> 01:08:36,024 - I won! 1039 01:08:36,068 --> 01:08:38,114 I won every battle with gusto and poise. 1040 01:08:40,290 --> 01:08:42,988 ♪ He made something of himself 1041 01:08:43,031 --> 01:08:46,383 ♪ Coming up from all this noise ♪ 1042 01:08:46,426 --> 01:08:47,732 ♪ He lost 1043 01:08:47,775 --> 01:08:52,432 ♪ Which one of you is gonna clean these boys ♪ 1044 01:08:52,476 --> 01:08:53,868 Not me. 1045 01:08:53,912 --> 01:08:54,956 ♪ I'm great 1046 01:08:55,000 --> 01:08:57,872 ♪ Now they're turning against me ♪ 1047 01:08:57,916 --> 01:09:01,006 ♪ Telling me to surrender my will ♪ 1048 01:09:01,049 --> 01:09:02,181 ♪ He's late 1049 01:09:02,225 --> 01:09:04,966 ♪ And what about the garbage that is ♪ 1050 01:09:05,010 --> 01:09:08,796 ♪ Yet to be taken out still 1051 01:09:08,840 --> 01:09:12,757 ♪ They're jealous of his newfound courage ♪ 1052 01:09:12,800 --> 01:09:14,106 - That's it! 1053 01:09:14,150 --> 01:09:14,976 I've had it! 1054 01:09:15,020 --> 01:09:16,195 This is over! 1055 01:09:16,239 --> 01:09:17,588 The next time I come into this room, 1056 01:09:17,631 --> 01:09:19,155 the dishes better be done, and the garbage 1057 01:09:19,198 --> 01:09:21,374 better be out, or heads are gonna roll. 1058 01:09:21,418 --> 01:09:23,550 Do I make myself clear? 1059 01:09:23,594 --> 01:09:26,205 - Yes, mom. 1060 01:09:26,249 --> 01:09:29,730 - That's what I'm talkin' 'bout. 1061 01:09:46,051 --> 01:09:49,794 - Sifu? 1062 01:09:49,837 --> 01:09:50,664 Sifu. 1063 01:09:53,189 --> 01:09:55,321 I am worried about Ed. 1064 01:09:55,365 --> 01:09:56,192 - Oh. 1065 01:09:57,932 --> 01:09:59,064 - It's not like him. 1066 01:09:59,107 --> 01:10:00,587 I mean, he's neurotic and everything, 1067 01:10:00,631 --> 01:10:03,329 but he would not, like, 1068 01:10:03,373 --> 01:10:05,201 hurt people who wants to help him. 1069 01:10:05,244 --> 01:10:07,290 - His eagerness the show that he's better. 1070 01:10:07,333 --> 01:10:09,727 His need want to fit in. 1071 01:10:09,770 --> 01:10:10,989 That's the real issue. 1072 01:10:11,990 --> 01:10:13,296 - What? 1073 01:10:13,339 --> 01:10:15,036 - He's always been a loner, right? 1074 01:10:16,429 --> 01:10:17,778 No friends growing up? 1075 01:10:19,127 --> 01:10:21,695 And you always harassed him, bullied him. 1076 01:10:24,002 --> 01:10:25,743 Then he created a barrier. 1077 01:10:25,786 --> 01:10:26,613 - Barrier. 1078 01:10:27,658 --> 01:10:29,181 - Remember when you were a child, 1079 01:10:29,225 --> 01:10:33,620 wondering about the world with curiosity, a little fear, 1080 01:10:33,664 --> 01:10:37,102 asking random questions, exploring new possibilities? 1081 01:10:38,321 --> 01:10:41,628 And then you got older, and people started to say, 1082 01:10:41,672 --> 01:10:44,196 "No, you can't do that. 1083 01:10:44,240 --> 01:10:46,938 "You should focus on this instead." 1084 01:10:46,981 --> 01:10:48,287 And then they start to label you 1085 01:10:48,331 --> 01:10:52,509 as introvert, extrovert, stubborn or weak. 1086 01:10:52,552 --> 01:10:53,901 And maybe they even bully you 1087 01:10:53,945 --> 01:10:56,295 because you can't live up to a certain standard. 1088 01:10:57,340 --> 01:11:01,735 All of these bump ups make you want to create a barrier. 1089 01:11:01,779 --> 01:11:06,218 We all have these barriers that protect our authentic self. 1090 01:11:06,262 --> 01:11:07,828 Think of it this way. 1091 01:11:07,872 --> 01:11:10,440 It's like wrapping multiple blankets around yourself 1092 01:11:10,483 --> 01:11:12,616 when you're a child to protect yourself 1093 01:11:12,659 --> 01:11:15,314 from the monsters under the bed. 1094 01:11:15,358 --> 01:11:17,621 But those monsters now are people. 1095 01:11:19,187 --> 01:11:21,494 At the core, you're still the same child, 1096 01:11:21,538 --> 01:11:25,542 but you behave differently because you have all these layers 1097 01:11:25,585 --> 01:11:28,327 you carry around with you to protect yourself. 1098 01:11:28,371 --> 01:11:31,678 So, now you're more a product of, 1099 01:11:31,722 --> 01:11:34,202 you know, a reflection of your circumstances 1100 01:11:34,246 --> 01:11:36,509 than your true authentic self. 1101 01:11:36,553 --> 01:11:38,294 - Then what should we do? 1102 01:11:38,337 --> 01:11:40,600 I mean, we can't let him fall down the rabbit hole. 1103 01:11:40,644 --> 01:11:42,733 - No, we won't let that happen. 1104 01:11:42,776 --> 01:11:45,866 But I have a feeling everything's gonna work out soon. 1105 01:11:45,910 --> 01:11:46,693 - How do you know? 1106 01:11:46,737 --> 01:11:47,564 You psychic? 1107 01:12:00,925 --> 01:12:02,796 I like the new drone. 1108 01:12:02,840 --> 01:12:04,102 - Yeah? 1109 01:12:04,145 --> 01:12:07,061 This one is for speed and racing, but this one 1110 01:12:08,280 --> 01:12:11,022 is more suitable and stable to be a filmmaker. 1111 01:12:12,284 --> 01:12:14,460 - Yeah, he's try to be a filmmaker to make millions. 1112 01:12:14,504 --> 01:12:16,244 - Nothing wrong with dreaming big. 1113 01:12:17,376 --> 01:12:18,290 - What else can this thing do? 1114 01:12:18,334 --> 01:12:19,204 - You can race it. 1115 01:12:19,247 --> 01:12:20,553 There's like really cool things 1116 01:12:20,597 --> 01:12:23,295 where they like race through at night. 1117 01:12:23,339 --> 01:12:24,165 Be careful. 1118 01:12:26,603 --> 01:12:28,169 - Wasting time, I see. 1119 01:12:31,042 --> 01:12:33,784 So, is Dave at the dojo? 1120 01:12:34,698 --> 01:12:36,221 - Ed, what is this? 1121 01:12:36,264 --> 01:12:37,744 - I'm going to challenge him. 1122 01:12:37,788 --> 01:12:40,138 - You know, show him who's the boss. 1123 01:12:40,181 --> 01:12:40,965 - He's your teacher, man. 1124 01:12:41,008 --> 01:12:41,792 - He's not my teacher! 1125 01:12:41,835 --> 01:12:42,836 He didn't teach me shit! 1126 01:12:43,837 --> 01:12:45,404 But once I beat him, 1127 01:12:45,448 --> 01:12:48,146 everyone will know that I'm the greatest. 1128 01:12:48,189 --> 01:12:50,583 - Dude, you don't have to prove anything to anyone, man. 1129 01:12:50,627 --> 01:12:52,411 - He sure does! 1130 01:12:52,455 --> 01:12:54,544 Dave's been holding him back. 1131 01:12:54,587 --> 01:12:55,762 Ed, ignore them. 1132 01:12:55,806 --> 01:12:57,198 Let's get back to the dojo. 1133 01:12:58,809 --> 01:13:00,288 - You'll have to fight me then. 1134 01:13:02,160 --> 01:13:03,248 - Don't be silly. 1135 01:13:03,291 --> 01:13:04,684 You're no match for me. 1136 01:13:04,728 --> 01:13:08,384 - Hey Ed, why don't you use him for warmup? 1137 01:13:08,427 --> 01:13:09,994 Maybe teach him a lesson or two. 1138 01:13:12,300 --> 01:13:14,738 - Yeah, like how he always bullied you. 1139 01:13:14,781 --> 01:13:16,435 Show him how it's done now. 1140 01:13:18,219 --> 01:13:19,743 - Ed, I'm sorry for what I've done. 1141 01:13:19,786 --> 01:13:21,005 It was messed up. 1142 01:13:21,048 --> 01:13:22,223 But this doesn't make it right. 1143 01:13:22,267 --> 01:13:23,660 - Save it! 1144 01:13:23,703 --> 01:13:24,835 Your whole life, you always thought you were on top 1145 01:13:24,878 --> 01:13:26,880 while you looked down at the rest of us. 1146 01:13:28,055 --> 01:13:30,449 - You think your still better than me? 1147 01:13:31,494 --> 01:13:32,408 - No, I just ... 1148 01:13:35,846 --> 01:13:37,500 - All right, I guess I'm just gonna have 1149 01:13:37,543 --> 01:13:39,415 to teach you a lesson. 1150 01:13:39,458 --> 01:13:40,328 - Get him! 1151 01:13:49,294 --> 01:13:50,338 Think I can't beat you? 1152 01:13:50,382 --> 01:13:51,862 That's ridiculous! 1153 01:14:06,398 --> 01:14:07,181 Woo! 1154 01:14:07,225 --> 01:14:08,052 I'm the best! 1155 01:14:10,141 --> 01:14:11,142 - Yes, you are. 1156 01:14:12,230 --> 01:14:13,840 - Dude, that was amazing. 1157 01:14:13,884 --> 01:14:16,016 I cannot believe you could do that! 1158 01:14:19,237 --> 01:14:20,064 - Call Sifu. 1159 01:14:21,413 --> 01:14:23,067 - Yeah, go warn him. 1160 01:14:23,110 --> 01:14:24,285 Go ahead. 1161 01:14:24,329 --> 01:14:25,809 - Hey, it's me. 1162 01:14:25,852 --> 01:14:27,593 You gotta head over to the dojo quick. 1163 01:14:27,637 --> 01:14:29,203 Ed's on his way to challenge Dave. 1164 01:14:29,247 --> 01:14:30,596 You gotta warn Sensei Birch. 1165 01:14:31,510 --> 01:14:32,555 Hurry. 1166 01:14:32,598 --> 01:14:34,774 - Yeah, let 'em know that Master Ed's 1167 01:14:34,818 --> 01:14:36,472 coming to beat them up! 1168 01:14:37,821 --> 01:14:39,083 - Let's go. 1169 01:14:39,126 --> 01:14:39,953 - Let's do it! 1170 01:14:50,224 --> 01:14:52,096 - Just like I thought. 1171 01:14:52,139 --> 01:14:54,881 And still pathetic. 1172 01:14:56,274 --> 01:14:57,101 - Sir. 1173 01:14:58,494 --> 01:15:00,670 You won, okay? 1174 01:15:00,713 --> 01:15:03,586 There's no reason to return to humiliate us. 1175 01:15:04,674 --> 01:15:05,979 - But it's so much fun. 1176 01:15:07,111 --> 01:15:08,678 However, this time ... 1177 01:15:10,114 --> 01:15:11,115 it's not me. 1178 01:15:11,942 --> 01:15:12,769 Ed. 1179 01:15:16,903 --> 01:15:18,514 - Ed? 1180 01:15:18,557 --> 01:15:19,950 - Sensei Birch. 1181 01:15:19,993 --> 01:15:20,733 Nice to see you. 1182 01:15:20,777 --> 01:15:22,213 Hope all is well. 1183 01:15:24,476 --> 01:15:25,782 Anyways, where's Dave? 1184 01:15:25,825 --> 01:15:27,000 - He's here. 1185 01:15:27,044 --> 01:15:29,133 Is there something I can help you with? 1186 01:15:29,176 --> 01:15:30,003 - No. 1187 01:15:31,483 --> 01:15:32,745 I'm here to challenge him. 1188 01:15:34,921 --> 01:15:38,229 - You know this is not right. 1189 01:15:38,272 --> 01:15:40,187 Be respectful! 1190 01:15:40,231 --> 01:15:42,233 - Ed, he's avoiding you, 1191 01:15:42,276 --> 01:15:44,583 because he knows he's better than you. 1192 01:15:45,628 --> 01:15:47,455 - Junior, you're right. 1193 01:15:47,499 --> 01:15:49,849 He thinks he's wasting time fighting you. 1194 01:15:49,893 --> 01:15:50,981 - No! 1195 01:15:51,024 --> 01:15:52,548 I want to fight him right now! 1196 01:15:53,636 --> 01:15:54,593 You hear me? 1197 01:15:54,637 --> 01:15:55,725 I want to fight him right now, 1198 01:15:55,768 --> 01:15:57,465 or I'm tearing this place apart! 1199 01:15:59,511 --> 01:16:01,121 - No need to fight over me. 1200 01:16:03,297 --> 01:16:05,865 - Ah, you're Dave. 1201 01:16:05,909 --> 01:16:07,475 Yeah, you can defeat him no problem. 1202 01:16:07,519 --> 01:16:09,347 You got this. 1203 01:16:09,390 --> 01:16:10,783 - Ed, how you been? 1204 01:16:10,827 --> 01:16:12,002 - Sifu. 1205 01:16:12,045 --> 01:16:12,829 Oh, okay. 1206 01:16:12,872 --> 01:16:15,440 I'm just here to, uh ... 1207 01:16:15,483 --> 01:16:16,702 - No need to rush. 1208 01:16:16,746 --> 01:16:18,356 Take a deep breath. 1209 01:16:18,399 --> 01:16:19,749 Breathe. 1210 01:16:19,792 --> 01:16:20,619 I'm here. 1211 01:16:22,708 --> 01:16:25,929 - Ed, this is your time. 1212 01:16:25,972 --> 01:16:28,061 Show him who's the real boss. 1213 01:16:34,241 --> 01:16:37,680 ♪ He is your master 1214 01:16:37,723 --> 01:16:41,161 ♪ He is your weakest link. 1215 01:16:41,205 --> 01:16:44,556 ♪ He's nice to you 1216 01:16:44,600 --> 01:16:48,386 ♪ He thinks you're an ignorant fink ♪ 1217 01:16:48,429 --> 01:16:51,737 ♪ He taught kung fu 1218 01:16:51,781 --> 01:16:55,523 ♪ And what do you remember 1219 01:16:55,567 --> 01:16:58,962 ♪ He took care of you 1220 01:16:59,005 --> 01:17:04,010 ♪ So that he can break and exploit you ♪ 1221 01:17:04,445 --> 01:17:07,753 ♪ I'm good Ed I'm bad Ed 1222 01:17:07,797 --> 01:17:11,365 ♪ I'm here to deliver the news 1223 01:17:11,409 --> 01:17:16,414 ♪ You'll need my advice for what's coming very soon ♪ 1224 01:17:18,329 --> 01:17:22,202 ♪ I'm good Ed I'm bad Ed 1225 01:17:22,246 --> 01:17:25,684 ♪ Don't listen to this buffoon 1226 01:17:25,728 --> 01:17:30,689 ♪ Find your path choose your destiny and beat up this goon ♪ 1227 01:17:34,040 --> 01:17:35,825 - How is this exploitation? 1228 01:17:36,956 --> 01:17:40,481 ♪ Open your eyes and pay attention ♪ 1229 01:17:40,525 --> 01:17:42,788 Yeah, but my body is fitter than ever. 1230 01:17:43,746 --> 01:17:48,228 ♪ He wants to make your body mealy ♪ 1231 01:17:48,272 --> 01:17:50,274 I can't believe that I am listening 1232 01:17:50,317 --> 01:17:52,624 to your stupid thesis 1233 01:17:53,756 --> 01:17:56,454 ♪ Well don't fall for it 1234 01:17:56,497 --> 01:17:58,369 ♪ It's an illusion 1235 01:17:58,412 --> 01:18:03,287 ♪ He's here to tear you to pieces ♪ 1236 01:18:03,330 --> 01:18:06,812 ♪ I'm good Ed I'm bad Ed 1237 01:18:06,856 --> 01:18:10,468 ♪ I'm here to deliver the news 1238 01:18:10,511 --> 01:18:15,516 ♪ You'll need my advice for what's coming very soon ♪ 1239 01:18:18,128 --> 01:18:19,303 ♪ Listen to me 1240 01:18:19,346 --> 01:18:21,218 ♪ Nah listen to me 1241 01:18:21,261 --> 01:18:24,874 ♪ I'm here to tell you the plan ♪ 1242 01:18:24,917 --> 01:18:28,399 ♪ Find your path choose your destiny ♪ 1243 01:18:28,442 --> 01:18:32,185 ♪ Just don't kick the can 1244 01:18:32,229 --> 01:18:35,841 ♪ He wants you to have discipline ♪ 1245 01:18:35,885 --> 01:18:39,366 ♪ So that you're panic stricken ♪ 1246 01:18:39,410 --> 01:18:42,761 ♪ So you can have confidence 1247 01:18:42,805 --> 01:18:46,678 ♪ He's trying to keep you inside a fence ♪ 1248 01:18:46,722 --> 01:18:50,029 ♪ So you can be a better man 1249 01:18:50,073 --> 01:18:51,335 ♪ So I can 1250 01:18:51,378 --> 01:18:53,424 ♪ I mean you can 1251 01:18:53,467 --> 01:18:57,167 ♪ Do you know what it means to be a man ♪ 1252 01:18:57,210 --> 01:19:00,170 ♪ It means you're big and strong ♪ 1253 01:19:00,213 --> 01:19:04,261 ♪ No it means you're respectful courageous and thoughtful ♪ 1254 01:19:04,304 --> 01:19:06,393 ♪ He's doing it so you can't have freedom ♪ 1255 01:19:06,437 --> 01:19:08,004 ♪ Oh my head hurts 1256 01:19:08,047 --> 01:19:11,529 ♪ So you can be humble 1257 01:19:11,572 --> 01:19:15,489 ♪ A weaker man than you've been ♪ 1258 01:19:15,533 --> 01:19:17,753 ♪ Humble is not weak 1259 01:19:17,796 --> 01:19:22,758 ♪ Oh yes it is it's weak weak weak ♪ 1260 01:19:23,976 --> 01:19:27,371 ♪ I'm good Ed I'm bad Ed 1261 01:19:27,414 --> 01:19:30,983 ♪ I'm here to deliver the news 1262 01:19:31,027 --> 01:19:36,032 ♪ You will need my advice for what's coming very soon ♪ 1263 01:19:38,121 --> 01:19:41,733 ♪ I'm good Ed I'm bad Ed 1264 01:19:41,777 --> 01:19:45,519 ♪ Listen to me I'm your boon 1265 01:19:45,563 --> 01:19:49,001 ♪ Find your path choose your destiny ♪ 1266 01:19:49,045 --> 01:19:53,049 ♪ And don't listen to this goon ♪ 1267 01:19:54,702 --> 01:19:56,008 - Ed? 1268 01:19:56,052 --> 01:19:56,835 Ed! 1269 01:19:56,879 --> 01:19:57,967 Get yourself together! 1270 01:19:58,010 --> 01:19:59,490 - No! 1271 01:19:59,533 --> 01:20:00,447 I won't fight him. 1272 01:20:01,448 --> 01:20:03,015 Dave's never hurt me before. 1273 01:20:04,756 --> 01:20:07,498 - But he won't fight you, so he thinks he's better! 1274 01:20:07,541 --> 01:20:08,847 - No! 1275 01:20:08,891 --> 01:20:11,241 It's not because he thinks he's better. 1276 01:20:11,284 --> 01:20:13,460 It's because he knows he doesn't have to. 1277 01:20:14,505 --> 01:20:15,898 Sean! 1278 01:20:15,941 --> 01:20:17,682 I'm so sorry for what I did. 1279 01:20:17,725 --> 01:20:19,379 Are you okay? 1280 01:20:19,423 --> 01:20:21,164 - Sifu, did you guys fight already? 1281 01:20:22,948 --> 01:20:25,864 - Seafood here, seafood there. 1282 01:20:25,908 --> 01:20:26,734 Who's cooking? 1283 01:20:27,605 --> 01:20:28,998 This is ridiculous! 1284 01:20:29,041 --> 01:20:31,739 I came to see a fight, not a makeup love story. 1285 01:20:31,783 --> 01:20:33,045 - No! 1286 01:20:33,089 --> 01:20:34,264 We don't need to fight! 1287 01:20:35,178 --> 01:20:37,093 I understand now. 1288 01:20:37,136 --> 01:20:38,921 It only makes things worse, Junior! 1289 01:20:38,964 --> 01:20:40,705 - Understand what? 1290 01:20:40,748 --> 01:20:42,272 That he's better than you? 1291 01:20:42,315 --> 01:20:43,360 That you never-- 1292 01:20:43,403 --> 01:20:44,230 That you-- 1293 01:20:45,449 --> 01:20:47,103 That you always had someone around you, 1294 01:20:47,146 --> 01:20:48,669 so you were never alone? 1295 01:20:48,713 --> 01:20:50,976 That you took Sean away from me? 1296 01:20:51,020 --> 01:20:52,064 - What? 1297 01:20:52,108 --> 01:20:53,022 - Drama! 1298 01:20:54,545 --> 01:20:56,068 - We were good friends. 1299 01:20:56,112 --> 01:20:59,767 When you moved to town, you were so weird, 1300 01:20:59,811 --> 01:21:01,465 and everyone hated you. 1301 01:21:01,508 --> 01:21:05,643 And Sean hated you so much that he quit talking to me. 1302 01:21:05,686 --> 01:21:08,472 'Cause all he wanted to do was hurt you. 1303 01:22:21,545 --> 01:22:22,328 - Stat! 1304 01:22:22,372 --> 01:22:23,199 Come on! 1305 01:22:25,157 --> 01:22:26,245 Come on, time is money! 1306 01:22:26,289 --> 01:22:27,116 Let's go! 1307 01:22:32,164 --> 01:22:33,731 You're impossible! 1308 01:22:33,774 --> 01:22:34,862 Put that away! 1309 01:22:34,906 --> 01:22:36,168 We don't have time for that! 1310 01:22:36,212 --> 01:22:37,126 Figure it out! 1311 01:22:46,222 --> 01:22:49,703 You have gotten slower, if that's even possible. 1312 01:23:02,194 --> 01:23:04,109 - Yeah, we were like brothers, 1313 01:23:04,153 --> 01:23:06,764 and then you came in and destroyed everything. 1314 01:23:08,026 --> 01:23:11,769 So I got depressed, and so my dad sent me to a "hospital". 1315 01:23:13,031 --> 01:23:14,293 I stayed there ever since. 1316 01:23:16,904 --> 01:23:19,037 We were so close. 1317 01:23:19,081 --> 01:23:22,127 We could have beat Dave and that Sensei Bitch. 1318 01:23:23,172 --> 01:23:26,262 And my dad would have married Ed's mom, 1319 01:23:26,305 --> 01:23:28,220 and then he and I would legally be brothers, 1320 01:23:28,264 --> 01:23:30,092 so I'd finally have a friend. 1321 01:23:31,571 --> 01:23:32,877 You. 1322 01:23:32,920 --> 01:23:35,271 And you will finally be alone, 1323 01:23:35,314 --> 01:23:37,708 so you'll know how it feels Sean. 1324 01:23:37,751 --> 01:23:39,275 'Cause that's the plan. 1325 01:23:39,318 --> 01:23:43,018 You will finally understand what it is like to be alone. 1326 01:23:44,541 --> 01:23:46,891 - Junior, you're weird. 1327 01:23:46,934 --> 01:23:50,590 All this happened years ago, years ago, man. 1328 01:23:50,634 --> 01:23:53,202 Let it go, get some help, and chill. 1329 01:23:55,508 --> 01:23:57,467 - He's got a lot of anger. 1330 01:23:59,208 --> 01:24:00,861 I think he needs a hug. 1331 01:24:01,819 --> 01:24:02,820 - You know what? 1332 01:24:02,863 --> 01:24:05,344 Enough of this sentimental crap! 1333 01:24:06,476 --> 01:24:07,520 This is boring. 1334 01:24:08,391 --> 01:24:10,306 I came here to see a show, people. 1335 01:24:11,655 --> 01:24:14,788 Hey, I got an idea. 1336 01:24:14,832 --> 01:24:16,051 I say we beat 'em all up. 1337 01:24:17,139 --> 01:24:19,141 - That sounds like a good idea, dad. 1338 01:24:19,184 --> 01:24:21,317 - Yeah, but we're gonna have to leave Ed out of this. 1339 01:24:21,360 --> 01:24:24,102 I wouldn't know what to tell his mommy. 1340 01:24:24,146 --> 01:24:24,972 - Okay. 1341 01:24:27,714 --> 01:24:28,759 - Let me. 1342 01:24:28,802 --> 01:24:29,716 I think it's time. 1343 01:24:31,588 --> 01:24:32,415 Welcome home, Ed. 1344 01:24:33,807 --> 01:24:38,160 - Man, I am so sick of this sentimental garbage. 1345 01:24:39,030 --> 01:24:39,857 Hey, Junior. 1346 01:24:41,119 --> 01:24:44,427 Watch your pops beat him like a volleyball. 1347 01:24:46,516 --> 01:24:47,908 - You got this, dad! 1348 01:24:54,480 --> 01:24:56,134 Not bad for a janitor. 1349 01:24:57,266 --> 01:25:01,226 But then again, I'm just getting warmed up. 1350 01:25:07,537 --> 01:25:08,320 - See that? 1351 01:25:08,364 --> 01:25:09,191 - Shh! 1352 01:25:13,586 --> 01:25:14,500 - Dad, you okay? 1353 01:25:14,544 --> 01:25:15,371 - Shut up! 1354 01:25:15,414 --> 01:25:16,241 - Okay. 1355 01:25:17,808 --> 01:25:19,418 - It's just like dancing. 1356 01:25:19,462 --> 01:25:20,289 - It is. 1357 01:25:47,403 --> 01:25:48,230 - Dad? 1358 01:25:49,187 --> 01:25:51,233 Dad, I think that um-- 1359 01:25:51,276 --> 01:25:52,103 - What? 1360 01:25:52,147 --> 01:25:53,887 That I'm not good enough? 1361 01:25:53,931 --> 01:25:55,846 You're still a pathetic idiot! 1362 01:25:56,847 --> 01:25:58,849 Don't you see I got him bouncing around? 1363 01:25:58,892 --> 01:26:01,025 Like a bouncing ball! 1364 01:26:04,463 --> 01:26:06,335 - I think it's time for him to leave. 1365 01:26:11,078 --> 01:26:13,951 - Not while I still have the upper hand. 1366 01:26:14,821 --> 01:26:15,648 - Sensei! 1367 01:26:19,304 --> 01:26:21,219 - I can't move! 1368 01:26:21,263 --> 01:26:23,090 I can't move! 1369 01:26:23,134 --> 01:26:24,440 What kind of magic is this? 1370 01:26:26,181 --> 01:26:27,443 Why can't I move? 1371 01:26:28,357 --> 01:26:30,141 - Pressure points, my friend. 1372 01:26:30,185 --> 01:26:31,142 No magic. 1373 01:26:32,143 --> 01:26:33,188 Pressure points. 1374 01:26:54,078 --> 01:26:56,080 It's time for you to leave. 1375 01:26:57,908 --> 01:26:58,735 - Dad! 1376 01:27:04,436 --> 01:27:06,786 - That was so cool! 1377 01:27:06,830 --> 01:27:09,267 - Sifu, wow! 1378 01:27:09,311 --> 01:27:11,226 - Wait, can you teach us? 1379 01:27:11,269 --> 01:27:12,052 - How'd you do it? 1380 01:27:12,096 --> 01:27:13,010 How'd you do that? 1381 01:27:13,053 --> 01:27:13,967 - I wanna learn that. - Now. 1382 01:27:14,011 --> 01:27:14,925 - Can we do that? - Please. 1383 01:27:14,968 --> 01:27:16,448 - Please. - Today? 1384 01:27:16,492 --> 01:27:18,363 - Where'd you learn that from? 1385 01:27:18,407 --> 01:27:20,452 - Ancient Chinese secret. 1386 01:27:22,324 --> 01:27:23,150 - What! 1387 01:27:51,875 --> 01:27:53,920 - Hey Sean, you get out much? 1388 01:27:53,964 --> 01:27:57,576 - Ed, you gotta be the moves man. 1389 01:27:57,620 --> 01:27:58,447 Be the moves. 1390 01:28:00,362 --> 01:28:01,928 - All right, let's do this. 1391 01:28:01,972 --> 01:28:04,017 - Oh, what are you guys watching? 1392 01:28:04,061 --> 01:28:05,410 - A movie. 1393 01:28:06,324 --> 01:28:08,500 Oh, thanks mom. 1394 01:28:08,544 --> 01:28:09,371 - OMG. 1395 01:28:10,502 --> 01:28:11,416 He's polite! 1396 01:28:12,548 --> 01:28:14,376 I don't know what you did, but I like it. 1397 01:28:19,642 --> 01:28:20,860 - We're watching a movie. 1398 01:28:22,079 --> 01:28:22,906 - My bad. 1399 01:28:41,577 --> 01:28:44,710 ♪ I'm good Ed I'm bad Ed 1400 01:28:44,754 --> 01:28:48,540 ♪ I'm here to deliver the news 1401 01:28:48,584 --> 01:28:53,589 ♪ You will need my advice for what's coming very soon ♪ 1402 01:28:55,547 --> 01:28:59,072 ♪ I'm good Ed I'm bad Ed 1403 01:28:59,116 --> 01:29:02,989 ♪ Don't listen to this buffoon 1404 01:29:03,033 --> 01:29:08,038 ♪ Pick your path choose your destiny and beat up this goon ♪ 1405 01:29:40,549 --> 01:29:43,943 ♪ I'm good Ed I'm Bad Ed 1406 01:29:43,987 --> 01:29:47,469 ♪ I'm here to deliver the news 1407 01:29:47,512 --> 01:29:52,517 ♪ You will need my advice for what's coming very soon ♪ 1408 01:29:55,085 --> 01:29:56,216 ♪ Listen to me 1409 01:29:56,260 --> 01:29:58,305 ♪ Nah listen to me 1410 01:29:58,349 --> 01:30:01,787 ♪ I'm here to tell you the plan ♪ 1411 01:30:01,831 --> 01:30:05,356 ♪ Find your path choose your destiny ♪ 1412 01:30:05,400 --> 01:30:08,881 ♪ Just don't kick the can 1413 01:30:11,623 --> 01:30:14,757 - Then I would start with ... 1414 01:30:14,800 --> 01:30:15,888 this. 1415 01:30:18,021 --> 01:30:18,804 - That's good. 1416 01:30:18,848 --> 01:30:19,631 Back to one. 1417 01:30:19,675 --> 01:30:20,502 Cut that. 1418 01:30:21,546 --> 01:30:23,418 - Scene 37 H, take one. 1419 01:30:26,682 --> 01:30:27,465 - You walked too far. 1420 01:30:27,509 --> 01:30:28,423 - I did. 1421 01:30:31,077 --> 01:30:33,428 - I'm here to challenge you to a duel. 1422 01:30:35,038 --> 01:30:37,780 I said, I'm here to challenge you to a du-- 1423 01:30:42,175 --> 01:30:44,613 - Are you here to learn? 1424 01:30:44,656 --> 01:30:45,875 - I don't know my lines. 1425 01:30:48,225 --> 01:30:49,052 Damn! 1426 01:30:50,183 --> 01:30:52,577 - Master, I just saw Sean a couple-- 1427 01:31:03,675 --> 01:31:06,112 - Everyone will know that I'm the greatest. 1428 01:31:06,939 --> 01:31:09,246 - You don't have to prove anything to anyone. 1429 01:31:11,857 --> 01:31:13,293 - Cut. 1430 01:31:14,120 --> 01:31:16,514 - Going to to a dojo so you can kick my ass again? 1431 01:31:16,558 --> 01:31:17,733 - Ed, ignore them. 1432 01:31:17,776 --> 01:31:19,691 Let's get to the dojo to . 1433 01:31:20,605 --> 01:31:21,476 God! 1434 01:31:24,043 --> 01:31:25,131 - I can't beat you? 1435 01:31:25,175 --> 01:31:27,046 That's ridiculous! 1436 01:31:27,090 --> 01:31:28,352 - What the just happened? 1437 01:31:28,395 --> 01:31:29,266 I slipped on ice cream. 1438 01:31:31,268 --> 01:31:32,835 - Down. 1439 01:31:32,878 --> 01:31:34,445 And push. 1440 01:31:34,489 --> 01:31:35,533 - You know it's supposed to be the other way, right? 1441 01:31:42,845 --> 01:31:43,672 - Block. 1442 01:31:49,678 --> 01:31:51,114 No, you're great. 1443 01:31:53,638 --> 01:31:55,553 Don't know my frickin' line, but you are great. 1444 01:31:57,773 --> 01:31:59,209 - He's too weak. 1445 01:31:59,252 --> 01:32:01,559 He doesn't practice much, and he's no match for me. 1446 01:32:01,603 --> 01:32:03,256 - Ed, calm down. 1447 01:32:12,614 --> 01:32:13,484 - I got him! 1448 01:32:22,624 --> 01:32:23,494 - Stay down! 1449 01:32:33,156 --> 01:32:34,549 - Cut. 1450 01:32:34,592 --> 01:32:35,462 That looked good. 1451 01:32:38,640 --> 01:32:39,466 Go ahead. 1452 01:32:49,651 --> 01:32:52,131 - Hoo, ha, hiyah. 1453 01:32:52,175 --> 01:32:53,437 Hoo, ha, hiyah. 92966