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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:41,458 --> 00:00:44,251 -Exiting time knot now, sir. -We're alive. 2 00:00:44,335 --> 00:00:46,211 We made it, Commander. We made it. 3 00:00:46,296 --> 00:00:49,757 By Grabthar's hammer, we live to tell the tale. 4 00:00:49,841 --> 00:00:51,884 Systems register functional. 5 00:00:51,968 --> 00:00:54,762 All systems are working, Commander. 6 00:00:54,846 --> 00:00:57,264 l don't like it. lt was too easy. 7 00:00:58,558 --> 00:01:02,186 Wait! Oh, no. They're everywhere! 8 00:01:02,270 --> 00:01:03,896 There are time knots opening everywhere! 9 00:01:03,980 --> 00:01:06,356 -A trap! -We're surrounded, Commander. 10 00:01:11,321 --> 00:01:14,490 lt's a core meltdown, sir. lt can't be stopped. 11 00:01:14,574 --> 00:01:17,367 Surrender may be our only option. 12 00:01:17,452 --> 00:01:21,455 No! Never give up! Never surrender! 13 00:01:22,123 --> 00:01:23,749 Your orders, sir? 14 00:01:25,752 --> 00:01:27,377 Sir? Your orders? 15 00:01:30,548 --> 00:01:33,008 Activate the Omega 1 3. 16 00:01:36,221 --> 00:01:37,513 Well? 17 00:01:40,809 --> 00:01:43,018 Well, there you are. Yeah! 18 00:01:46,314 --> 00:01:49,942 Yeah! Yeah, that's what l'm talking about! 19 00:01:51,194 --> 00:01:54,113 You are the first people to see 20 00:01:54,197 --> 00:01:58,867 the lost Galaxy Quest episode 92 two-parter 21 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:01,578 since it was originally aired in 1982! 22 00:02:02,372 --> 00:02:03,997 Yeah! All right. 23 00:02:05,291 --> 00:02:08,585 Now, the moment you've all been waiting for. 24 00:02:08,670 --> 00:02:15,551 The intrepid crew ofthe NSEA Protector! Yeah! 25 00:02:15,844 --> 00:02:19,555 Red scarf, black shoes. Wait. 26 00:02:21,516 --> 00:02:24,893 White scarf, black buttons, white shoes... 27 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:29,982 Man, where the hell is he? An hour and a half late? 28 00:02:30,066 --> 00:02:33,235 -An hour and a half. -l mean, this is unreal. 29 00:02:33,319 --> 00:02:35,612 They're gonna start eating each other out there. 30 00:02:35,697 --> 00:02:39,241 Did you hear? He booked another appearance without us. 31 00:02:39,325 --> 00:02:40,325 You're kidding! 32 00:02:49,210 --> 00:02:51,587 -How did l come to this? -Not again. 33 00:02:51,671 --> 00:02:54,173 -l played Richard the Third. -Five curtain calls. 34 00:02:54,257 --> 00:02:56,550 There were five curtain calls. l was an actor once, 35 00:02:56,634 --> 00:02:58,343 damn it, now look at me. Look at me! 36 00:02:58,428 --> 00:03:02,723 l can't go out there, and l won't say that stupid line one more time! 37 00:03:04,100 --> 00:03:07,436 -l can't, l won't. -Well, Alex, at least you had a part. 38 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:09,855 Okay? You had a character people loved. 39 00:03:09,939 --> 00:03:13,901 l mean, my TV Guide interview was six paragraphs about my boobs 40 00:03:13,985 --> 00:03:15,736 and how they fit into my suit. 41 00:03:15,820 --> 00:03:19,239 No one even bothered to ask me what l do on the show. 42 00:03:20,283 --> 00:03:24,119 You had the... Wait. Wait, l'll think of it. 43 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:26,455 l repeated the computer, Fred. 44 00:03:27,624 --> 00:03:29,625 Your commander is on deck! 45 00:03:31,085 --> 00:03:33,795 Wow, that smog is thick today, huh? 46 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:36,715 Am l too late for Alexander's panic attack? 47 00:03:37,842 --> 00:03:42,763 Apparently not. You know, you should get that looked at. Yeah. 48 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:45,557 Let's take a Iook at a few more cIips. 49 00:03:45,642 --> 00:03:48,101 Okay. What did l do? 50 00:03:50,438 --> 00:03:51,521 What? 51 00:03:51,731 --> 00:03:53,232 -We want the crew! -For those four seasons, 52 00:03:53,316 --> 00:03:56,610 we developed the same affection for the crew 53 00:03:56,694 --> 00:03:58,195 as the crew had for each other. 54 00:03:58,279 --> 00:04:03,867 l mean, these weren'tjust adventurers exploring space. These were friends. 55 00:04:03,952 --> 00:04:06,787 -Unbelievable. -You are so full of it, man! 56 00:04:06,871 --> 00:04:09,206 lt's not a big deal. These guys put a little set in their basement. 57 00:04:09,290 --> 00:04:11,083 l'm there about an hour. 58 00:04:11,167 --> 00:04:14,336 lt's nothing, Gwen. They wanted the Commander. 59 00:04:14,420 --> 00:04:17,256 -There he goes. -Alexander, wait! Grab him! Grab him! 60 00:04:17,340 --> 00:04:19,466 -We want the crew! -We want the crew! 61 00:04:19,550 --> 00:04:23,929 Okay! Yeah! Here we go! 62 00:04:24,013 --> 00:04:26,431 -Come on, old friend, old friend. -Friend? 63 00:04:26,516 --> 00:04:30,102 You stole all my best lines, you cut me out of episode two entirely! 64 00:04:30,186 --> 00:04:35,107 Tawny Madison, my personal favorite, Gwen DeMarco! 65 00:04:36,526 --> 00:04:37,776 Yeah! 66 00:04:37,860 --> 00:04:39,611 lt's getting hotter, Commander. 67 00:04:39,696 --> 00:04:41,321 Yeah, that's what l'm talking about! 68 00:04:41,406 --> 00:04:47,369 Let's hear a warm welcome for crack gunner Laredo, Tommy Webber! 69 00:04:49,038 --> 00:04:51,290 -You will go out there! -l won't. 70 00:04:51,374 --> 00:04:54,126 -And nothing you say will make me. -The show must go on. 71 00:04:54,210 --> 00:04:55,711 Freddie Kwan! 72 00:04:58,923 --> 00:05:00,215 Damn you. 73 00:05:01,384 --> 00:05:05,637 Damn you. l won't say that stupid line one more time. 74 00:05:05,722 --> 00:05:09,558 Tev'Meck, Alexander Dane! 75 00:05:09,642 --> 00:05:12,227 Yeah! All right! 76 00:05:14,564 --> 00:05:18,817 By Grabthar's hammer, you shall be avenged! 77 00:05:18,901 --> 00:05:21,153 Yeah! All right! 78 00:05:22,405 --> 00:05:24,072 That guy can act. 79 00:05:24,490 --> 00:05:28,368 And finally, my fellow Questerians, 80 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:33,248 the brave commander ofthe NSEA Protector, 81 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:35,334 Peter, Peter, Peter, Peter... 82 00:05:35,418 --> 00:05:37,544 Quincy, Quincy, Quincy, Quincy... 83 00:05:37,628 --> 00:05:39,296 Taggart, Taggart, Taggart, Taggart... 84 00:05:39,380 --> 00:05:42,007 Jason Nesmith! 85 00:05:42,091 --> 00:05:44,926 Yeah! All right! 86 00:05:48,806 --> 00:05:50,891 We love you, Commander! 87 00:05:53,269 --> 00:05:54,644 -Never give up. -Never give up. 88 00:05:54,729 --> 00:05:56,396 -Never surrender! -Never surrender! 89 00:05:56,481 --> 00:05:58,190 -Damn the resonance cannons, -Damn the resonance cannons, 90 00:05:58,274 --> 00:06:00,859 -full speed ahead! -full speed ahead! 91 00:06:03,154 --> 00:06:06,531 The Commander and his crew will be signing autographs 92 00:06:06,616 --> 00:06:09,951 on imperial decks C and B near the Coke machines. 93 00:06:11,537 --> 00:06:13,914 Quest forever, man! 94 00:06:14,457 --> 00:06:17,000 Excuse me, pardon me, crew member coming through. 95 00:06:17,085 --> 00:06:19,503 -Fans, right? Hey, Gwen. -Hey, man. 96 00:06:19,587 --> 00:06:22,964 l want to thank you for that nice intro you gave us today. 97 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:27,469 Guy. Probably don't remember me, do you? lt's the sunglasses, right? 98 00:06:27,553 --> 00:06:30,097 l was on the show in '82, episode 81 . 99 00:06:30,181 --> 00:06:33,725 Got killed by a lava monster before the first commercial. 100 00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:38,730 Listen, maybe l could sit in and sign a couple of autographs? 101 00:06:38,815 --> 00:06:42,776 By Grabthar's hammer, by the sons of Warvan, l shall avenge you! 102 00:06:48,533 --> 00:06:50,158 By Grabthar's... 103 00:06:51,661 --> 00:06:52,786 Next. 104 00:06:53,496 --> 00:06:56,623 Had l moved an inch to the left, the beast would have killed me. 105 00:06:56,707 --> 00:06:58,417 On the other hand, my crew was in danger. 106 00:06:58,501 --> 00:06:59,751 How did you know what to do? 107 00:06:59,836 --> 00:07:03,338 Come on! Without my crew, l'm not a commander, huh? 108 00:07:04,298 --> 00:07:08,677 l think we all remember what happened to that beast on Enok Vll, right? 109 00:07:09,637 --> 00:07:12,931 You've got to admit, they really do love him. 110 00:07:13,724 --> 00:07:16,518 Yeah, almost as much as he loves himself. 111 00:07:18,688 --> 00:07:21,273 Excuse me, Commander. Hey! 112 00:07:21,357 --> 00:07:23,358 l was wondering if you could help settle the dispute 113 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:26,027 that my crew and l seem to be having. 114 00:07:26,112 --> 00:07:28,947 lf you remember, in "Quasar Dilemma"... 115 00:07:29,031 --> 00:07:31,366 Excuse me for a minute, fellas. 116 00:07:33,828 --> 00:07:35,912 Hadn't even gotten to the relevant conundrum. 117 00:07:35,997 --> 00:07:39,040 ln episode 1 5, "Mist of Delos V," 118 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:43,462 l got the feeling that you and the Commander kind of had a thing. 119 00:07:43,546 --> 00:07:44,963 Did you? 120 00:07:45,047 --> 00:07:47,966 No. The Commander and l never had a thing. 121 00:07:48,050 --> 00:07:49,926 Well, that's her story. 122 00:07:54,765 --> 00:07:56,099 Excuse me. 123 00:07:58,019 --> 00:07:59,144 Gwen. 124 00:08:01,105 --> 00:08:05,317 Gwen! 125 00:08:07,153 --> 00:08:08,653 -Commander. -Excuse me. 126 00:08:08,738 --> 00:08:11,323 l must speak to you. lt is a matter of supreme importance. 127 00:08:11,407 --> 00:08:13,617 We are Thermians from the Klatu Nebula 128 00:08:13,701 --> 00:08:15,785 and we need your help. 129 00:08:18,247 --> 00:08:19,998 ls this about that gig tomorrow? 130 00:08:20,082 --> 00:08:21,750 Just hammer out the details with my agent, 131 00:08:21,834 --> 00:08:23,627 and make sure there's a limo at my house. 132 00:08:23,711 --> 00:08:27,714 Last time l did one of these gigs, they shoved me in the back of a Toyota. 133 00:08:27,798 --> 00:08:29,799 Remember, mum's the word. 134 00:08:30,635 --> 00:08:32,552 Certainly, but... 135 00:08:32,637 --> 00:08:35,555 -Mum. -Mum. 136 00:08:37,266 --> 00:08:39,100 Here, and beautiful! 137 00:08:42,772 --> 00:08:45,690 Crewman Madison, the mist of this strange planet 138 00:08:45,775 --> 00:08:49,027 is filling my head with such thoughts. 139 00:08:49,111 --> 00:08:51,613 lt was cute when l didn't know you. 140 00:09:19,809 --> 00:09:23,895 What a freak show, man. This is hilarious. 141 00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:28,066 Bunch of losers! Begging for autographs at 1 5 bucks a pop. 142 00:09:28,150 --> 00:09:31,695 These guys haven't had a real acting job for 20 years. This is all they've got. 143 00:09:31,779 --> 00:09:33,405 And did you check out Nesmith? 144 00:09:33,489 --> 00:09:35,532 -He actually gets off on those retards... -Oh, yeah. 145 00:09:35,616 --> 00:09:37,367 ...thinking he's a space commander! 146 00:09:37,451 --> 00:09:40,370 -And his friends... -l know, they can't stand him! 147 00:09:40,454 --> 00:09:41,580 Did you hear them ragging on him in there? 148 00:09:41,664 --> 00:09:44,124 Dude, he has no idea he's a laughingstock, 149 00:09:44,208 --> 00:09:45,500 even to his buddies. 150 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:47,669 -He's pathetic! -Come on, come on. 151 00:09:47,753 --> 00:09:50,255 The Galaxy Quest dancers are almost on. 152 00:09:50,339 --> 00:09:52,549 Full speed ahead, Lieutenant. 153 00:10:05,479 --> 00:10:06,813 Hey, Commander, 154 00:10:06,897 --> 00:10:09,899 so as l was saying in "The Quasar Dilemma," 155 00:10:09,984 --> 00:10:11,985 remember, you used the auxiliary deck B for... 156 00:10:12,069 --> 00:10:14,362 Can you get this? Deck B for gamma override. 157 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:17,324 The thing is that online blueprints clearly indicate that 158 00:10:17,408 --> 00:10:20,035 deck B is independent of the guidance matrix. 159 00:10:20,119 --> 00:10:23,705 So we were wondering, just where the error lies in that? 160 00:10:23,789 --> 00:10:27,709 lt's just a television show. That's all, okay? 161 00:10:27,793 --> 00:10:31,212 Right, but... 'Cause we were wondering if the quantum flux, nowjust listen... 162 00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:34,799 There is no quantum flux. There's no auxiliary. 163 00:10:34,884 --> 00:10:38,219 There's no goddamn ship! 164 00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:39,679 You got it? 165 00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:52,901 l mean it. l mean it, Alex. 166 00:10:52,985 --> 00:10:56,154 l've never seen him lose it like that. Not to a fan. 167 00:10:56,238 --> 00:10:58,281 l mean, it was just weird. 168 00:10:58,824 --> 00:11:02,619 Gwen, l have said it for years. 169 00:11:02,703 --> 00:11:04,579 He's mentally unstable. 170 00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:09,167 l... l'm worried. lt just was not like him. 171 00:11:29,063 --> 00:11:32,232 As long as there is injustice, 172 00:11:32,316 --> 00:11:35,193 whenever a Targathian baby cries out, 173 00:11:35,277 --> 00:11:37,028 wherever a distress signal sounds, 174 00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:38,279 -among the stars... -Among the stars... 175 00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:39,489 ...we'll be there. 176 00:11:39,573 --> 00:11:42,909 -This fine ship and this fine crew. -This fine ship and this fine crew. 177 00:11:42,993 --> 00:11:44,411 -Never give up. -Never give up. 178 00:11:44,495 --> 00:11:47,330 -Never surrender. -Never surrender. 179 00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:46,097 Can l help you? 180 00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:48,767 Sir, l understand this is a terrible breach in protocol... 181 00:12:48,851 --> 00:12:52,061 -You shouldn't come to my house, man. -Please, l beg you to hear our plea. 182 00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:54,647 We are Thermians from the Klatu Nebula. 183 00:12:54,732 --> 00:12:57,609 Our people are being systematically hunted and slaughtered 184 00:12:57,693 --> 00:12:59,778 by Roth'h'ar Sarris of Fatu-Krey. 185 00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:01,362 We are to meet in negotiation. 186 00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:05,158 However, our efforts in this regard have been disastrous. 187 00:13:05,242 --> 00:13:09,537 Please, Commander. You are our last hope. 188 00:13:12,249 --> 00:13:15,627 -We have secured our limousine. -What? 189 00:13:18,839 --> 00:13:21,674 lt's the thing for the thing that's... 190 00:13:25,054 --> 00:13:27,472 Maybe l should get some pants on. 191 00:13:29,016 --> 00:13:30,391 Come on in. 192 00:13:35,105 --> 00:13:39,359 Commander, l must say that standing here in your presence 193 00:13:39,443 --> 00:13:43,905 is the greatest honor we could ever have hoped to achieve in our lifetime. 194 00:13:43,989 --> 00:13:46,533 That's... l really appreciate that. 195 00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:50,703 Would you guys look for another shoe that looks like this, please? 196 00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:02,632 Sir, l am Lahnk, senior requisition officer. 197 00:14:02,716 --> 00:14:05,927 Before we travel to the ship, please let me know if you have any requirements. 198 00:14:06,011 --> 00:14:08,221 Weapons, documents, personnel. 199 00:14:08,305 --> 00:14:10,932 A Coca-Cola, do you have one of those? 200 00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,935 Sir, l am Teb. 201 00:14:15,062 --> 00:14:17,647 l would like to explain the history between our people 202 00:14:17,731 --> 00:14:19,691 and the Sarris dominion in greater detail. 203 00:14:19,775 --> 00:14:20,900 Hey, how you doing? 204 00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:24,529 ln the five million years following the Great Nebula Burst, 205 00:14:24,613 --> 00:14:26,030 our people were one... 206 00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:27,740 What's your name? 207 00:14:28,617 --> 00:14:32,036 -Doesn't she talk? -Her translator is broken. 208 00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:38,001 Okey-dokey. 209 00:14:38,085 --> 00:14:42,130 You know, guys, l had a late night with a Kreemorian fangor beast, 210 00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:46,384 so l'm gonna just shut my eyes for a bit. 211 00:14:46,468 --> 00:14:50,722 Go on. You know? l'm listening to everything you say, okay? 212 00:14:50,806 --> 00:14:54,058 ln the five million years following the Great Nebula Burst, 213 00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:55,602 our people were one people. 214 00:14:55,686 --> 00:15:00,982 But then came the Zactor Migration, and then the Melosian Shift 215 00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:05,278 and a dark period of discontent spread through the land. 216 00:15:05,362 --> 00:15:09,741 Fighting among Treeb sects and Largoths. The foolishness! 217 00:15:09,825 --> 00:15:13,453 And it was in this time of dissension that Sarris... 218 00:15:20,294 --> 00:15:23,922 Commander. Commander? 219 00:15:24,006 --> 00:15:25,590 l'm sorry to wake you, sir, 220 00:15:25,674 --> 00:15:28,968 but your presence is requested on the command deck. 221 00:15:33,557 --> 00:15:35,433 Sir, Sarris has moved the deadline. 222 00:15:35,517 --> 00:15:38,603 We are approaching his ship at the Ni-Delta now. 223 00:15:38,687 --> 00:15:40,980 He wants an answer to his proposal. l understand... 224 00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:43,483 l got most of it in the car. Sarris is the bad guy, right? 225 00:15:43,567 --> 00:15:45,652 Oh, yes, sir. He's a very bad man indeed. 226 00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:47,362 He has tortured our scientists, 227 00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:49,739 put us to work in the gallium arsenide mines, 228 00:15:49,823 --> 00:15:51,866 captured our females for his own demented purposes... 229 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,242 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. l got the picture. 230 00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:55,662 Do you have pages orjust want me to wing this? 231 00:15:55,746 --> 00:15:57,288 l am not sure l understand you. 232 00:15:57,373 --> 00:15:59,791 Commander, welcome to the Protector Two. 233 00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:02,251 -Good to see you. -Would you like to don your uniform? 234 00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:03,670 No, you know what? l'd like to skip that. 235 00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:06,839 l got this gig in Van Nuys in about a quarter of an hour. ls that all right? 236 00:16:06,924 --> 00:16:10,718 -As you wish. -Sir, it's Sarris. He's here. 237 00:16:17,851 --> 00:16:20,103 General, l have just received word 238 00:16:20,187 --> 00:16:22,021 the Thermians have appointed a new commander 239 00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:24,232 to handle the negotiations. 240 00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:26,192 What? 241 00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:35,201 This is great. You know, usually it's just cardboard walls in a garage. 242 00:16:35,285 --> 00:16:38,287 Sir, we apologize for operating in low-power mode, 243 00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:41,457 but we are experiencing a reflective flux field 244 00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:44,168 this close to the galactic axis. 245 00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:47,296 You know, what l could use is a cup holder and a couple ofAdvil. 246 00:16:47,381 --> 00:16:50,675 We're approaching in five ticks, sir. Command to slow? 247 00:16:50,759 --> 00:16:53,219 Set it on screensaver two. 248 00:16:54,763 --> 00:16:58,349 l guess, we, you know, got to... 249 00:16:58,434 --> 00:17:01,686 l'm sorry to break up the mood here. 250 00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:04,272 Slow it down to mark two, Lieutenant. 251 00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:07,567 l see fear. That is expected. 252 00:17:10,612 --> 00:17:13,239 -They bring a new commander. -lt's good. 253 00:17:13,323 --> 00:17:15,616 -Here are my demands. -Scary. l mean, you know, it looks... 254 00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:18,327 -And if I do not hear what I like, -...real. 255 00:17:18,412 --> 00:17:24,083 then there will be blood and pain as you cannot imagine! 256 00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:27,003 -First... -Backwash. 257 00:17:27,087 --> 00:17:30,590 ...l require the Omega 13. 258 00:17:30,674 --> 00:17:33,926 Second, l will require a technician... 259 00:17:34,011 --> 00:17:38,723 Okey-dokey! Okey-dokey! Let's fire blue particle cannons full, 260 00:17:38,807 --> 00:17:40,308 red particle cannons full, 261 00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:44,687 gannet magnets, fire them left and right and let them run all chutes. 262 00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:47,899 And while you're at it, why don't you toss that at them, killer? 263 00:17:47,983 --> 00:17:50,568 That should take care of old lobster head, shouldn't it? 264 00:17:50,652 --> 00:17:51,778 Yeah. 265 00:17:59,953 --> 00:18:01,746 Commander, where are you going? 266 00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:03,998 -Home. -You mean Earth? 267 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,625 Yeah, Earth. l need to get back to Earth, kids. 268 00:18:05,709 --> 00:18:08,836 But the negotiations, you fired on him. 269 00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:11,339 Yeah. Yeah. Long live... What was your planet called? 270 00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:13,883 -Thermia. -Long live Thermia. This way? 271 00:18:13,967 --> 00:18:15,384 What if Sarris survives? 272 00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:18,387 -l doubt it. We gave him both barrels. -He has a very powerful ship. 273 00:18:18,472 --> 00:18:20,264 lf you got any more problems with the guy, 274 00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:22,642 just, you know, give me a call. 275 00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:28,606 -An interstellar vox. -A what? Hey. 276 00:18:28,690 --> 00:18:30,983 How can we thank you, Commander? 277 00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:34,362 You have saved our people. 278 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,866 Yeah. Okay. 279 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:41,786 You know, you kids have been great. You really have. 280 00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:43,579 This thing is real-looking. 281 00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:45,206 Yoo-hoo. Hello? 282 00:18:47,876 --> 00:18:50,753 Hey! Where's my limo? 283 00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:10,541 Take it from us, we've been all over the universe. 284 00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:15,296 But we've never seen space-age values like we've seen here at... 285 00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:18,049 Tech Value Electronics Superstore! 286 00:20:26,141 --> 00:20:28,226 By Grabthar's hammer, 287 00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:33,147 what a savings. 288 00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:39,445 All right! Yeah, let's hear it for the NSEA Protector. 289 00:20:39,529 --> 00:20:40,696 Vacuum laser... 290 00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:42,531 What, no, no, no, no. You've got it all wrong. 291 00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:44,367 Yes, if he's down in the Omega 1 3... 292 00:20:44,451 --> 00:20:48,287 -Brandon, are you okay? -Commander! My apologies. 293 00:20:48,372 --> 00:20:51,165 You know, evidently we had a little miscommunication 294 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:55,002 regarding the voyage. You didn't show up. 295 00:20:57,631 --> 00:21:00,800 -He... -He did it again. 296 00:21:04,846 --> 00:21:06,305 Do you know what time it is? 297 00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:08,599 Why do you even bother to show up at all? 298 00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:12,103 No, no, no, no. Guys, l was there. 299 00:21:12,187 --> 00:21:13,813 l was up there. 300 00:21:13,897 --> 00:21:16,691 Remember yesterday at the convention, those people dressed like aliens? 301 00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:19,443 They were aliens. They were Termites or Dalmatians. 302 00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:21,821 l can't really remember 'cause l was kind of hung-over. 303 00:21:21,905 --> 00:21:25,449 But what they built was extraordinary. lt was a huge spaceship. 304 00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:29,203 l got to fight this guy named Sarris and l kicked his ass! 305 00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:35,668 l know what you're thinking. But l can prove it. They gave me this. 306 00:21:37,838 --> 00:21:41,882 No, no, no, no, no. But can you talk to people in space on those? 307 00:21:42,384 --> 00:21:44,302 Protector, this is the Commander. Over. 308 00:21:44,386 --> 00:21:47,263 -Oh, for God's sake. -That's it. lt's time to go! 309 00:21:47,347 --> 00:21:48,973 This isn't mine. 310 00:21:49,808 --> 00:21:51,267 That kid. Where's that kid? 311 00:21:51,351 --> 00:21:55,104 Begging your pardon, Commander, we come with news. Sarris lives. 312 00:21:55,188 --> 00:21:56,314 -He was able upon your departure... -Listen. 313 00:21:56,398 --> 00:21:57,648 -...to make an escape. -Tell them. 314 00:21:57,733 --> 00:21:59,191 -However, he has contacted us... -Sarris. 315 00:21:59,276 --> 00:22:00,693 ...and wishes to negotiate a surrender. 316 00:22:00,777 --> 00:22:04,488 We humbly implore you to come and negotiate the terms. 317 00:22:05,657 --> 00:22:08,159 They want me back? You want me back? 318 00:22:08,243 --> 00:22:09,493 ls this amazing? They want me back, 319 00:22:09,578 --> 00:22:11,287 and l want you guys to go with me, please. 320 00:22:11,371 --> 00:22:14,165 Don't even think about it. Let's go. Yes! 321 00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:18,085 You're going? Alexander, this is not... l'm not kidding here! 322 00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:22,173 This isn't some kind of prank! l'm not kidding. Guys, guys, listen. 323 00:22:22,257 --> 00:22:25,509 Come on. Gwen, Gwen, Gwen, Gwen. Stop, come here. 324 00:22:25,594 --> 00:22:27,720 You know me. l'm a lot of things, but am l crazy? 325 00:22:27,804 --> 00:22:29,930 You know, it's one thing to treat us this way. 326 00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:32,808 lt's another thing to do it to your fans. 327 00:22:33,602 --> 00:22:36,103 She's not a fan! This is a Termite! 328 00:22:38,565 --> 00:22:39,815 You should've just let me hit him. 329 00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:44,278 Boy, l didn't know you could get that loaded. 330 00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:47,406 l think we should've just taken the gig. 331 00:22:47,491 --> 00:22:49,825 l mean, who knows the next time he'll ask us. 332 00:22:49,910 --> 00:22:54,038 Fred, he was drunk. Do you really think he was talking about a job? 333 00:23:00,629 --> 00:23:01,712 But you live with your mother. 334 00:23:01,797 --> 00:23:05,633 -Did Jason come through here? -Yeah, he's in there. Hey, guys. 335 00:23:07,302 --> 00:23:08,928 We are coming, too. 336 00:23:09,012 --> 00:23:13,557 -All of you wish to go to the ship? -Yes, we wish to go to the ship. 337 00:23:13,642 --> 00:23:16,560 You see, we work together, or not at all. 338 00:23:16,645 --> 00:23:19,730 Wonderful. The Commander had me continue transmission 339 00:23:19,815 --> 00:23:21,857 in case you changed your mind. 340 00:23:21,942 --> 00:23:26,529 -Protector, requesting four interstellar... -Me, too. 341 00:23:26,613 --> 00:23:29,031 Five pods for immediate departure. 342 00:23:32,452 --> 00:23:35,413 Guys. Guys? 343 00:23:35,497 --> 00:23:38,958 l look forward to meeting you all in person when you arrive at the ship. 344 00:23:39,042 --> 00:23:40,668 End transmission. 345 00:23:43,338 --> 00:23:44,672 Oh, my God. 346 00:23:46,842 --> 00:23:48,801 Anybody got any change? 347 00:24:57,120 --> 00:24:59,205 Our most sincere apologies. 348 00:24:59,289 --> 00:25:02,374 We forgot about our appearance generators. 349 00:25:02,459 --> 00:25:05,169 You guys came! Who wants the grand tour? 350 00:25:12,969 --> 00:25:14,428 Anybody else? 351 00:25:17,641 --> 00:25:19,767 That was a hell of a thing. 352 00:25:23,939 --> 00:25:26,357 -What's wrong with them? -l don't know. Come on. 353 00:25:27,234 --> 00:25:29,193 That's right, guys, just keep shaking it off, it gets better. 354 00:25:29,277 --> 00:25:32,321 -Hey, try some gum. lt helps. -Where are we? 355 00:25:32,405 --> 00:25:34,532 The 23rd quadrant of the Gamma sector. 356 00:25:34,616 --> 00:25:36,909 There's a map in the core room. l'll show you, come on. 357 00:25:36,993 --> 00:25:40,913 -Welcome, my friends! -This is Mathesar, he's their leader. 358 00:25:40,997 --> 00:25:45,376 l am Mathesar. On behalf of all my people l wish to thank you 359 00:25:45,460 --> 00:25:49,547 -from the deepest place in our hearts. -Mathesar, this is my crew. 360 00:25:52,759 --> 00:25:54,385 Dr. Lazarus. 361 00:25:54,469 --> 00:25:56,512 -Dr. Lazarus. -Dr. Lazarus. 362 00:25:59,015 --> 00:26:01,475 Lieutenant Madison. 363 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:04,270 -Lieutenant Madison. -Lieutenant Madison. 364 00:26:08,525 --> 00:26:11,735 Young Laredo, how you've grown. 365 00:26:11,820 --> 00:26:13,988 -Young Laredo. -Young Laredo. 366 00:26:16,324 --> 00:26:18,367 Tech Sergeant Chen. 367 00:26:18,451 --> 00:26:21,120 -Tech Sergeant Chen. -Tech Sergeant Chen. 368 00:26:25,542 --> 00:26:28,919 Crewman number... Guy. 369 00:26:29,004 --> 00:26:30,963 -Guy. -Guy. 370 00:26:31,047 --> 00:26:33,549 You know us? 371 00:26:36,511 --> 00:26:40,306 l don't believe there is a man, woman or child on my planet who does not. 372 00:26:40,390 --> 00:26:42,308 For years since we first received transmission 373 00:26:42,392 --> 00:26:44,059 of your historical documents, 374 00:26:44,144 --> 00:26:47,354 we have studied every facet of your missions and strategies. 375 00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:48,772 You've been watching the show? 376 00:26:48,857 --> 00:26:52,151 Lieutenant, historical documents. 377 00:26:52,235 --> 00:26:54,945 Historical documents from out here? 378 00:26:55,030 --> 00:26:58,949 Yes. The past 1 00 years, our society had fallen into disarray. 379 00:26:59,034 --> 00:27:02,286 Our goals, our values had become scattered, but since the transmission, 380 00:27:02,370 --> 00:27:06,582 we have modeled every aspect of our society from your example, 381 00:27:06,666 --> 00:27:09,084 and it has saved us. 382 00:27:09,169 --> 00:27:13,547 Your courage and teamwork and friendship through adversity. 383 00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:16,133 ln fact, all you see around you has been taken 384 00:27:16,217 --> 00:27:19,553 from the lessons garnered from the historical documents. 385 00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:22,473 ls this a spaceship? 386 00:27:22,557 --> 00:27:26,185 No, this is a star port for the ship. 387 00:27:27,270 --> 00:27:29,813 Would you guys like to see the ship? 388 00:27:52,212 --> 00:27:53,962 Oh, my God! 389 00:27:59,928 --> 00:28:01,261 lt's real. 390 00:28:10,730 --> 00:28:12,815 The generator room. 391 00:28:12,899 --> 00:28:16,193 The beryllium sphere, of course. 392 00:28:16,277 --> 00:28:20,114 And as we continue, the medical quarters are to the left. 393 00:28:20,198 --> 00:28:23,325 We went to some trouble duplicating your cellular regeneration system... 394 00:28:23,410 --> 00:28:25,244 -Jason, what have you got us into? -What the hell is going on? 395 00:28:25,328 --> 00:28:27,871 -What are we doing here? -Wow, the floors are so clean. 396 00:28:27,956 --> 00:28:30,791 We're just here to negotiate this guy Sarris' surrender. 397 00:28:30,875 --> 00:28:31,959 lt's no big deal. 398 00:28:32,043 --> 00:28:36,046 And the organ fabrication chamber is coming along nicely. 399 00:28:36,131 --> 00:28:41,051 No big deal? Are you crazy? We have to get out of here. 400 00:28:41,136 --> 00:28:44,680 -Come on, guys. -Jason, we're actors, not astronauts. 401 00:28:44,764 --> 00:28:47,558 You guys want to go home? You say the word, we'll go home. 402 00:28:47,642 --> 00:28:49,893 Pay our bills, feed our fish, 403 00:28:49,978 --> 00:28:54,481 fall asleep in front of the TV and miss out on all this. 404 00:28:54,566 --> 00:28:57,025 Come on. Do you guys want to do that? Anybody? 405 00:28:57,110 --> 00:29:00,612 Gwen, come on, think about it. Look at where we are. We're in space. 406 00:29:00,697 --> 00:29:04,575 Alexander, this is the role of a lifetime. You guys want to leave? 407 00:29:04,659 --> 00:29:08,579 We have enjoyed preparing many of your esoteric dishes. 408 00:29:08,663 --> 00:29:13,000 Your Monte Cristo sandwich is a current favorite of the adventurous. 409 00:29:13,084 --> 00:29:14,752 The main barracks. 410 00:29:28,016 --> 00:29:29,224 At ease. 411 00:29:34,022 --> 00:29:36,690 lt's like throwing gasoline on a flame. 412 00:29:40,653 --> 00:29:42,112 What? 413 00:29:42,197 --> 00:29:45,157 l'm just jazzed about being on the show, man. 414 00:29:52,207 --> 00:29:54,833 lf you would all take your positions. 415 00:29:55,794 --> 00:29:57,336 Our what? 416 00:29:57,420 --> 00:29:58,545 Guys. 417 00:30:01,674 --> 00:30:02,883 Oh, my! 418 00:30:08,932 --> 00:30:10,599 Look, this thingy. 419 00:30:12,727 --> 00:30:15,437 l remember l had it all worked out. 420 00:30:16,397 --> 00:30:18,774 This is forward. This is back. 421 00:30:20,693 --> 00:30:22,778 Commander, some of the crew has requested 422 00:30:22,862 --> 00:30:25,447 to be present at this historic event. 423 00:30:26,741 --> 00:30:28,408 Sure. Bring them in. 424 00:30:44,384 --> 00:30:47,553 No pressure, huh? l'm glad l ain't the Commander. 425 00:30:49,055 --> 00:30:50,806 Laredo, take us out. 426 00:30:53,309 --> 00:30:54,643 Excuse me? 427 00:30:56,688 --> 00:30:59,773 They designed those controls after watching you. 428 00:31:00,942 --> 00:31:04,570 -Take her out. -Right, right. 429 00:31:05,697 --> 00:31:07,447 Okay. Right. 430 00:31:09,993 --> 00:31:12,619 Right. Take her out. 431 00:32:15,266 --> 00:32:18,101 Okay, you got to move to the right. Move more to the right. 432 00:32:18,186 --> 00:32:22,439 Would you sit your ass down? Sit! Move! You want to drive this thing? 433 00:33:14,826 --> 00:33:17,035 How are you enjoying your steak, Commander? 434 00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:20,872 l'm really enjoying it. This is like corn-fed lowa beef. 435 00:33:20,957 --> 00:33:24,334 Yes, we programmed the food synthesizer for each of you 436 00:33:24,419 --> 00:33:26,878 based on the regional menu of your birthplace. 437 00:33:26,963 --> 00:33:30,298 l don't care where you did it, it tastes great. 438 00:33:30,383 --> 00:33:33,176 Are you enjoying your Kep-mok blood ticks, Dr. Lazarus? 439 00:33:33,261 --> 00:33:35,512 Just like Mother used to make. 440 00:33:39,934 --> 00:33:42,728 So, tell me, Mathesar, 441 00:33:42,812 --> 00:33:46,106 this Sarris person that we're flying to meet, 442 00:33:46,190 --> 00:33:48,025 what does he want? 443 00:33:48,109 --> 00:33:51,611 He heard about the device, the Omega 1 3. 444 00:33:52,780 --> 00:33:55,073 What is it? What does it do? 445 00:33:55,158 --> 00:33:57,200 We don't know. 446 00:33:57,285 --> 00:33:59,953 We were hoping you could enlighten us. 447 00:34:06,836 --> 00:34:08,628 The Omega 1 3 device. 448 00:34:09,672 --> 00:34:13,884 We found that on an alien planet. We don't know what it does either. 449 00:34:13,968 --> 00:34:17,262 Why don't you just turn it on and see what it does? 450 00:34:18,389 --> 00:34:22,642 lt has at its heart a reactor capable of unthinkable energy. 451 00:34:22,727 --> 00:34:24,519 lf we were mistaken in our construction, 452 00:34:24,604 --> 00:34:28,148 the device would act as a molecular explosive, causing a chain reaction 453 00:34:28,232 --> 00:34:31,401 that would obliterate all matter in the universe. 454 00:34:32,195 --> 00:34:35,739 Has Sarris ever seen any of the historical records? 455 00:34:35,823 --> 00:34:37,824 No, thank God, he has not. 456 00:34:39,577 --> 00:34:42,579 So how does he know about the Omega 1 3 device? 457 00:34:46,876 --> 00:34:51,171 Our former commander was not strong. 458 00:34:52,006 --> 00:34:53,673 Former commander? 459 00:34:55,051 --> 00:34:58,470 l am sorry. You deserve to be shown. 460 00:34:58,554 --> 00:35:02,099 The tape was smuggled off of Sarris' ship. 461 00:35:02,183 --> 00:35:04,893 Originally, one of our own tried to lead. 462 00:35:04,977 --> 00:35:06,561 ls that all? 463 00:35:06,646 --> 00:35:11,983 After three days of this, you still require incentive? 464 00:35:14,862 --> 00:35:16,780 l have told you all l know. 465 00:35:16,864 --> 00:35:19,741 lf you have any mercy within you, please, let me die. 466 00:35:19,826 --> 00:35:24,454 When l grow weary of the noises you make, you shall die. 467 00:35:38,094 --> 00:35:39,928 Hey, guys, come on, hold on a minute. 468 00:35:40,012 --> 00:35:42,097 You just can't leave. Give me some time to think. 469 00:35:42,181 --> 00:35:43,140 -Think. -He wants to think. 470 00:35:43,224 --> 00:35:45,642 No, Jason. That's a wrap. There's nothing to think about! 471 00:35:45,726 --> 00:35:46,810 l'm not even supposed to be here. 472 00:35:46,894 --> 00:35:48,937 l'm just crewman number six. l'm expendable. 473 00:35:49,021 --> 00:35:51,648 l'm the guy in the episode who dies to prove the situation is serious. 474 00:35:51,732 --> 00:35:52,858 l got to get out of here. 475 00:35:52,942 --> 00:35:54,651 Commander! Commander? 476 00:35:54,735 --> 00:35:57,320 We got to prepare the pods for my crew's departure. 477 00:35:57,405 --> 00:35:58,989 But begging your Commander's pardon, sir, 478 00:35:59,073 --> 00:36:00,657 we can't launch pods at the moment. 479 00:36:00,741 --> 00:36:03,285 Sarris will surely detonate any objects leaving the ship. 480 00:36:03,369 --> 00:36:05,203 -Sarris? -Yes, sir. He's here now. 481 00:36:05,288 --> 00:36:08,290 Your presence is required on the command deck. 482 00:36:16,757 --> 00:36:18,175 There's nobody here. 483 00:36:18,259 --> 00:36:21,011 While my people are talented scientists, 484 00:36:21,095 --> 00:36:22,971 our attempt to operate our own technologies 485 00:36:23,055 --> 00:36:26,349 under tactical simulation have been disastrous. 486 00:36:26,434 --> 00:36:28,727 l have raised Sarris on Zeta frequency. 487 00:36:28,811 --> 00:36:32,147 -Mathesar... -We meet again, Commander. 488 00:36:32,231 --> 00:36:35,984 Hello, Sarris. How you doing? 489 00:36:36,068 --> 00:36:38,111 Better than my lieutenant. 490 00:36:39,572 --> 00:36:42,532 He failed to activate the ship's neutron armor 491 00:36:42,617 --> 00:36:46,328 as quickly as l'd hoped on our last encounter. 492 00:36:46,412 --> 00:36:48,371 Yeah, well, you know, l'd like to say 493 00:36:48,456 --> 00:36:50,081 l'm real sorry about what happened before. 494 00:36:50,166 --> 00:36:53,668 The whole thing was just a misunderstanding. 495 00:36:53,753 --> 00:36:58,798 Deliver the device to me, or l will destroy your ship! 496 00:37:00,092 --> 00:37:02,552 You know, we'd like to do that, 497 00:37:02,637 --> 00:37:06,097 but frankly, Sarris, sir, we don't know what it is or even where it is. 498 00:37:06,182 --> 00:37:08,850 You have 10 seconds! 499 00:37:08,935 --> 00:37:11,728 l don't... Ten seconds? l don't... There... 500 00:37:11,812 --> 00:37:15,899 You know, okay. Gosh darn it, l give up. lt's yours. You can have it. 501 00:37:15,983 --> 00:37:19,569 You have to give me a minute to put it in a box for you, okay? 502 00:37:19,654 --> 00:37:20,737 Gwen. 503 00:37:22,323 --> 00:37:24,616 Don't panic. l've dealt with this guy before. 504 00:37:24,700 --> 00:37:26,159 He's as stupid as he is ugly. 505 00:37:26,244 --> 00:37:27,285 -Come here. -Jason. 506 00:37:27,370 --> 00:37:28,578 Not now, Gwen. 507 00:37:28,663 --> 00:37:30,497 -No! -Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit. 508 00:37:30,581 --> 00:37:32,415 We're gonna send everything we can at him, all right? 509 00:37:32,500 --> 00:37:34,459 -Jason. -Not now, Gwen! 510 00:37:34,543 --> 00:37:36,503 Push these red buttons and send everything we have towards him. 511 00:37:36,587 --> 00:37:38,296 -Okay? -Okay. 512 00:37:38,381 --> 00:37:41,925 All right, Gwen, put me back on with him. 513 00:37:42,009 --> 00:37:45,845 Well, l'm trying to tell you, you are back on. 514 00:37:45,930 --> 00:37:50,100 Perhaps l'm not as stupid as l am ugly, Commander! 515 00:37:52,061 --> 00:37:58,108 l gave you the "kill" gesture. 516 00:37:58,192 --> 00:38:01,528 Yeah. No, you gave me the "we're dead" signal. l was agreeing with you. 517 00:38:01,612 --> 00:38:05,615 -Like l know where the hold button is. -Hey, you guys. 518 00:38:05,700 --> 00:38:09,286 There's a red thingy 519 00:38:09,370 --> 00:38:12,330 -moving toward the green thingy. -What? 520 00:38:12,415 --> 00:38:16,501 Red thingy moving toward the green thingy. 521 00:38:16,585 --> 00:38:19,796 l think we're the green thingy. 522 00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:23,133 A little present for you, Commander. 523 00:38:23,217 --> 00:38:24,801 We got to get out of here! Move the ship! Turn it! Move it! Go! 524 00:38:27,013 --> 00:38:28,430 Oh, no! 525 00:38:31,267 --> 00:38:32,684 Oh, my God! 526 00:38:42,778 --> 00:38:43,903 Tommy, Tommy, let's go! 527 00:38:43,988 --> 00:38:45,030 -Get us out of here! -Jason, what do l do? 528 00:38:45,114 --> 00:38:47,073 -Let's go! Go, go, go! -What do l do? 529 00:39:00,087 --> 00:39:02,505 They're turning. They're coming! 530 00:39:07,636 --> 00:39:10,263 Thrust ahead, full! 531 00:39:11,390 --> 00:39:13,850 Fire at will. 532 00:39:17,104 --> 00:39:20,482 -Go faster, Tommy! -l'm going as fast as l can, Jason! 533 00:39:20,566 --> 00:39:22,525 She's still behind us! 534 00:39:22,610 --> 00:39:24,277 Well, press "turbo." 535 00:39:24,362 --> 00:39:25,737 l've always said, "Press the turbo," right? 536 00:39:25,821 --> 00:39:29,741 -lt's right here! Right here! -Well, press it and hold it down! 537 00:39:34,622 --> 00:39:36,956 The enemy is matching velocity. 538 00:39:37,041 --> 00:39:40,668 -Enemy is matching velocity. -We heard it the first time! 539 00:39:40,753 --> 00:39:44,005 Gosh, l'm doing it. l'm repeating the darn computer. 540 00:39:44,090 --> 00:39:46,716 Hi, guys. Listen, 541 00:39:46,801 --> 00:39:52,555 they're telling me the generators won't take it. 542 00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:57,852 The ship is breaking apart and all that. Just FYl. 543 00:39:57,937 --> 00:40:00,563 -We've got to stop! -We stop and we die. 544 00:40:00,648 --> 00:40:03,358 -Tommy, just hold that thing down! -You cannot hold the turbo down! 545 00:40:03,442 --> 00:40:05,819 -lt's for quick boosts! -Like you know! 546 00:40:11,492 --> 00:40:14,702 l remember that sound. That's a bad sound. 547 00:40:14,787 --> 00:40:18,998 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! We might be able to lose them in this cloud here. 548 00:40:19,083 --> 00:40:22,210 -l don't think that's a cloud. -Mathesar, what is it? 549 00:40:22,294 --> 00:40:26,756 This is the Tothian minefield left standing from the great war of 1 21 85. 550 00:40:32,638 --> 00:40:33,888 Oh, God! 551 00:40:45,651 --> 00:40:50,864 Could you possibly try not to hit every single one? 552 00:40:50,948 --> 00:40:55,034 Sorry, man, they're drifting towards us. l think they're magnetic! 553 00:40:59,707 --> 00:41:01,583 Continue forward, sir? 554 00:41:02,918 --> 00:41:04,711 Patience, Lieutenant. 555 00:41:06,589 --> 00:41:07,881 Patience. 556 00:41:17,850 --> 00:41:20,602 -We've got to stop! -We're almost through this. 557 00:41:41,415 --> 00:41:44,167 -You okay? You all right? -Yeah. 558 00:41:44,251 --> 00:41:46,753 Everybody all right? Where's Tommy? 559 00:41:48,255 --> 00:41:50,048 -Tommy! You all right? -Oh, man! 560 00:41:50,132 --> 00:41:53,718 No, my arm is broke. Don't touch it! Don't touch it! 561 00:41:54,261 --> 00:41:57,722 -l'll take him to medical quarters. -Thanks, Mathesar. 562 00:42:04,939 --> 00:42:07,357 Alex, where are you going? 563 00:42:07,441 --> 00:42:09,400 To see if there's a pub! 564 00:42:19,119 --> 00:42:22,622 Forward thruster shaft, 87% damage. 565 00:42:22,706 --> 00:42:25,583 Aft vector guards, 96% damage. 566 00:42:26,377 --> 00:42:31,005 Structural breaches in quadrants 32, 34, 40... 567 00:42:31,090 --> 00:42:36,052 -What about the engines? -Forward thruster shaft, 87% damage. 568 00:42:36,136 --> 00:42:40,098 Computer, what about the engines? Why don't we have power? 569 00:42:40,182 --> 00:42:43,309 The beryllium sphere has fractured under stress. 570 00:42:44,186 --> 00:42:45,728 lt's fractured. 571 00:42:46,814 --> 00:42:48,565 Can it be repaired? 572 00:42:48,649 --> 00:42:50,775 Computer, can it be repaired? 573 00:42:50,859 --> 00:42:53,736 Damage to beryllium sphere irreparable. 574 00:42:53,821 --> 00:42:56,239 New source of beryllium must be secured. 575 00:42:56,323 --> 00:42:57,907 We need another one. 576 00:42:57,992 --> 00:43:00,994 You broke the ship. You broke the bloody ship! 577 00:43:02,454 --> 00:43:11,087 Computer, is there a replacement beryllium sphere on board? 578 00:43:11,171 --> 00:43:15,967 Negative. No reserve beryllium sphere exists on board. 579 00:43:16,051 --> 00:43:19,762 No, we have no extra beryllium sphere on board. 580 00:43:19,847 --> 00:43:22,140 You know, that is really getting annoying! 581 00:43:22,224 --> 00:43:24,976 Look, l have one job on this lousy ship. 582 00:43:25,060 --> 00:43:28,605 lt's stupid, but l'm gonna do it, okay? 583 00:43:28,689 --> 00:43:30,356 Sure, no problem. 584 00:43:37,031 --> 00:43:41,284 A thousand apologies. We have failed you. 585 00:43:41,368 --> 00:43:43,286 How have you failed us? 586 00:43:43,370 --> 00:43:48,082 We have seen you victorious in much more desperate situations. 587 00:43:48,167 --> 00:43:51,669 The fault must lie with us, with the ship. 588 00:43:51,754 --> 00:43:55,256 No, Mathesar, it is not your fault, and it's not the ship's fault. 589 00:43:55,341 --> 00:43:59,093 lt's my fault. We screwed... 590 00:43:59,178 --> 00:44:02,680 We are not the people you think we are. 591 00:44:02,765 --> 00:44:04,515 l don't understand. 592 00:44:10,064 --> 00:44:15,360 Didn't you make any TV shows on your planet? Any theater? Films? 593 00:44:15,444 --> 00:44:18,821 The historical documents of your culture. Yes, in fact, 594 00:44:18,906 --> 00:44:22,158 we have begun to document our history from your example. 595 00:44:22,242 --> 00:44:26,037 No, not historical documents. They're not all historical documents. 596 00:44:26,121 --> 00:44:29,916 l mean, surely you don't think that Gilligan's lsland is a... 597 00:44:31,794 --> 00:44:33,461 Those poor people. 598 00:44:34,922 --> 00:44:36,297 Oh, brother. 599 00:44:38,300 --> 00:44:39,842 We're screwed. 600 00:44:41,387 --> 00:44:44,806 ls there no one on your planet who behaves in a way 601 00:44:44,890 --> 00:44:47,225 that's contrary to reality? 602 00:44:48,769 --> 00:44:51,187 You are speaking of... 603 00:44:51,271 --> 00:44:53,981 -Deception, lies. -Deception, lies. 604 00:44:54,066 --> 00:44:57,026 We have only recently become aware of this concept 605 00:44:57,111 --> 00:44:59,070 in our dealings with Sarris. 606 00:44:59,154 --> 00:45:02,115 Often, Sarris will say one thing and do another. 607 00:45:02,199 --> 00:45:04,867 Promise us mercy, but deliver destruction. 608 00:45:04,952 --> 00:45:08,955 lt is a concept we are beginning to learn at some great cost. 609 00:45:09,039 --> 00:45:11,082 But if you are saying that any of you 610 00:45:11,166 --> 00:45:13,960 could have traits in common with Sarris... 611 00:45:23,387 --> 00:45:28,891 Hey, Commander, listen. We found some beryllium on a nearby planet. 612 00:45:28,976 --> 00:45:35,440 And we might be able to get there if we reconfigure the solar matrix 613 00:45:35,524 --> 00:45:38,735 in parallel for endothermic propulsion. 614 00:45:38,819 --> 00:45:40,486 What do you think? 615 00:45:44,658 --> 00:45:46,743 -We'll do that! -All right! 616 00:45:48,454 --> 00:45:52,665 That's right again. That's... Come on, group hug. Come on. 617 00:46:05,554 --> 00:46:08,973 Dr. Lazarus, l hope l am not breaching protocol, 618 00:46:09,057 --> 00:46:13,227 but l am so very humbled to stand in your presence. 619 00:46:13,312 --> 00:46:15,855 l have studied your missions extensively. 620 00:46:15,939 --> 00:46:19,275 Though l am Thermian, l have lived my life by your philosophy, 621 00:46:19,359 --> 00:46:21,360 by the code of the Mak'tar. 622 00:46:21,445 --> 00:46:24,697 Good, that's very nice. 623 00:46:24,782 --> 00:46:26,616 By Grabthar's hammer, Dr. Lazarus... 624 00:46:26,700 --> 00:46:29,619 -Don't do that. l'm not kidding. -l'm sorry, sir, l was only... 625 00:46:29,703 --> 00:46:31,037 Just don't. 626 00:46:33,373 --> 00:46:34,665 Yes, sir. 627 00:46:44,551 --> 00:46:46,886 Never give up. Never surrender. 628 00:46:54,186 --> 00:46:57,355 Dr. Lazarus? Here is your surface mapper. 629 00:46:57,439 --> 00:46:59,982 l have programmed it to the coordinates of a beryllium sphere 630 00:47:00,067 --> 00:47:02,693 of sufficient density. 631 00:47:02,778 --> 00:47:05,112 Good luck on your mission, sir. 632 00:47:06,740 --> 00:47:07,865 Thanks. 633 00:47:16,875 --> 00:47:18,876 You're doing good, Tommy. 634 00:47:24,550 --> 00:47:27,385 l changed my mind. l want to go back. 635 00:47:27,469 --> 00:47:30,555 After the fuss you made about getting left behind? 636 00:47:30,639 --> 00:47:33,516 Yeah, but that's when l thought l was the crewman that stays on the ship 637 00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:35,852 and something is up there then it kills me. 638 00:47:35,936 --> 00:47:38,104 But now l'm thinking l'm the guy who gets killed by some monster 639 00:47:38,188 --> 00:47:39,981 five minutes after we land on the planet! 640 00:47:40,065 --> 00:47:42,108 You're not gonna die on the planet, Guy. 641 00:47:42,192 --> 00:47:44,861 l'm not? Then what's my last name? 642 00:47:44,945 --> 00:47:48,030 lt's... l don't know. 643 00:47:48,115 --> 00:47:50,867 Nobody knows! Do you know why? 644 00:47:50,951 --> 00:47:53,703 Because my character isn't important enough for a last name. 645 00:47:53,787 --> 00:47:56,372 Because l'm gonna die five minutes in. 646 00:47:56,456 --> 00:47:59,292 Guy, you have a last name. 647 00:47:59,376 --> 00:48:02,587 -Do l? Do l? -Yes! 648 00:48:02,671 --> 00:48:07,008 For all you know, l'm just crewman number six. 649 00:48:07,092 --> 00:48:11,137 Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! 650 00:48:11,221 --> 00:48:12,638 Are we there yet? 651 00:48:12,723 --> 00:48:15,433 -Mommy! -Tommy! 652 00:48:15,517 --> 00:48:18,394 -Look out! -Oh, no! Pull out! 653 00:48:18,478 --> 00:48:20,104 Oh, yeah! 654 00:48:20,188 --> 00:48:23,357 Come on. Oh, boy! Come on. 655 00:48:39,041 --> 00:48:41,959 Hey! Don't open that! lt's an alien planet! 656 00:48:42,044 --> 00:48:44,378 ls there air? You don't know! 657 00:48:51,678 --> 00:48:53,054 Seems okay. 658 00:49:08,362 --> 00:49:09,695 Here we go. 659 00:49:14,785 --> 00:49:16,577 Which way, Alexander? 660 00:49:23,085 --> 00:49:24,377 This way! 661 00:49:26,213 --> 00:49:27,713 Wait. No. 662 00:49:32,803 --> 00:49:34,220 That way. 663 00:49:34,304 --> 00:49:36,472 -You were holding it upside down. -Shut up. 664 00:49:36,556 --> 00:49:37,765 You know, with all that makeup and stuff, 665 00:49:37,849 --> 00:49:39,684 l actually thought you were smart for a second. 666 00:49:39,768 --> 00:49:41,686 You think you could do better, Laredo? 667 00:49:41,770 --> 00:49:44,981 -All right with that Laredo stuff. -We're screwed. We're so screwed. 668 00:49:45,065 --> 00:49:46,857 Come on, come on, come on. lf we want to finish this mission, 669 00:49:46,942 --> 00:49:48,401 we have to use some self-control. 670 00:49:48,485 --> 00:49:51,487 Self-control? That's funny coming from a guy 671 00:49:51,571 --> 00:49:54,865 who slept with every Terrakian slave girl and moon princess on the show. 672 00:49:54,950 --> 00:49:56,742 Did it ever occur to you, had you been more supportive 673 00:49:56,827 --> 00:49:58,911 we might have been able... 674 00:49:59,830 --> 00:50:03,916 Wow. Must be some sort of mining facility. 675 00:50:04,835 --> 00:50:06,585 Where are the miners? 676 00:50:07,421 --> 00:50:10,423 -Something bad happened here. -Will you relax? 677 00:50:14,136 --> 00:50:18,389 There they are. Beryllium spheres. Let's go. 678 00:50:45,792 --> 00:50:48,419 Look at that. Would you look at that? 679 00:50:50,505 --> 00:50:52,798 They look like little children. 680 00:50:54,301 --> 00:50:56,552 Could they be the miners? 681 00:50:56,636 --> 00:50:59,722 Sure, they're like, three years old. 682 00:51:02,642 --> 00:51:04,935 Miners, not minors! 683 00:51:05,020 --> 00:51:07,104 -You lost me. -l don't like this. 684 00:51:07,189 --> 00:51:10,566 -l don't like this at all. -They are so cute. 685 00:51:10,650 --> 00:51:14,528 Sure, they're cute now, but in a second, they're gonna get mean. 686 00:51:14,613 --> 00:51:16,113 They're gonna get ugly somehow, 687 00:51:16,198 --> 00:51:19,200 then there's gonna be a million more of them. 688 00:51:19,284 --> 00:51:22,161 Look. There's a little hurt one. 689 00:51:31,505 --> 00:51:33,756 Hi. Hi there. 690 00:51:36,176 --> 00:51:38,594 Did you guys ever watch the show? 691 00:51:41,723 --> 00:51:45,017 See? They're gonna help the little hurt one. 692 00:51:53,860 --> 00:51:56,362 l'm so sick of being right. 693 00:51:56,446 --> 00:51:58,572 Let's get out of here before one of those things kills Guy. 694 00:51:58,657 --> 00:52:01,659 Wait a minute! We're not going anywhere without a beryllium sphere. 695 00:52:01,743 --> 00:52:03,702 We need a plan. Fred, l need a diversion 696 00:52:03,787 --> 00:52:05,496 to clear the compound of those things. 697 00:52:05,580 --> 00:52:07,873 Then, Alex and Gwen and l will go get a sphere. 698 00:52:07,958 --> 00:52:08,999 Tommy, get up on that ridge. 699 00:52:09,084 --> 00:52:11,127 lf you see them come back give me a signal, all right? 700 00:52:11,211 --> 00:52:12,920 Why does this sound so familiar? 701 00:52:13,004 --> 00:52:15,631 "Assault on Voltareck lll," episode 81 . 702 00:52:15,715 --> 00:52:18,467 -We're doing episode 81 ? -Whatever. The one with the hologram. 703 00:52:18,552 --> 00:52:20,719 -The wall of fire. -Well, how the hell is Fred 704 00:52:20,804 --> 00:52:22,638 supposed to project a hologram? 705 00:52:22,722 --> 00:52:25,474 -Are we doing episode 81 ? -lt's just a rough plan, Guy. 706 00:52:25,559 --> 00:52:27,476 What difference does it make if it's episode 81 or not? 707 00:52:27,561 --> 00:52:30,020 'Cause l died in episode 81 . 708 00:52:30,105 --> 00:52:31,522 -Episode 51 , right? -51 . 51 . 709 00:52:31,606 --> 00:52:34,650 This is ludicrous. Why are you listening to this fellow? 710 00:52:34,734 --> 00:52:38,154 May l remind you he's wearing a costume, not a uniform. 711 00:52:38,238 --> 00:52:42,074 He's no more equipped to lead us than this fellow. No offense. 712 00:52:43,827 --> 00:52:45,494 Look, they're gone. 713 00:52:45,579 --> 00:52:47,955 -Where'd they go? Back inside? -l don't know. 714 00:52:48,039 --> 00:52:50,082 Nobody was watching? 715 00:52:50,167 --> 00:52:51,792 All right, all right. Listen up. Here's the plan. 716 00:52:51,877 --> 00:52:53,961 Gwen, Fred, Alex and l will go down and get a sphere. 717 00:52:54,045 --> 00:52:55,880 Fleegman, you set up a perimeter and Tommy, you're lookout. 718 00:52:55,964 --> 00:52:58,299 You see anything at all, you give us a signal, all right? 719 00:52:58,383 --> 00:52:59,675 What kind of a signal? 720 00:52:59,759 --> 00:53:03,220 -Any kind of signal. -Okay, l'll do my hands like this. 721 00:53:04,472 --> 00:53:07,433 What are you, an infant? Look, we have these. 722 00:53:09,895 --> 00:53:11,896 That. Sorry. 723 00:53:12,439 --> 00:53:13,731 Let's go. 724 00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:23,949 -Does the rolling help actually? -lt helps. 725 00:53:24,034 --> 00:53:26,702 -Where's your gun? -lt helps. 726 00:53:35,879 --> 00:53:37,004 What? 727 00:53:39,549 --> 00:53:41,300 Never give up. Never surrender. 728 00:53:41,384 --> 00:53:43,219 -Oh, shut up. -Oh, shut up. 729 00:53:44,512 --> 00:53:47,223 Jason! They're coming! There's thousands of them, Jason! 730 00:53:47,307 --> 00:53:50,643 Run, Jason! Run! They're coming! They're everywhere! 731 00:53:51,811 --> 00:53:54,396 -They're everywhere! -Jason, they're everywhere! 732 00:53:54,481 --> 00:53:57,233 -They're everywhere! -Come on, let's go! 733 00:53:57,317 --> 00:54:00,402 -They're coming! -Hurry! 734 00:54:02,572 --> 00:54:05,824 -They're everywhere! Come on! -Oh, God! Oh, God! 735 00:54:05,909 --> 00:54:08,077 Don't look back. Do not look back! 736 00:54:08,161 --> 00:54:10,621 -Oh, God. -We're not gonna make it! 737 00:54:12,457 --> 00:54:13,791 Oh, God! 738 00:54:13,875 --> 00:54:17,670 l knew it, l knew it! l knew this was gonna kill me! 739 00:54:17,754 --> 00:54:21,507 Go, go, go! Come on! Push it harder! Let's go, Tommy! 740 00:54:21,591 --> 00:54:23,759 l got it but it's gonna take a few seconds. 741 00:54:23,843 --> 00:54:25,386 l got it, l got it! 742 00:54:25,470 --> 00:54:27,096 -Oh, yeah! -Go ahead. 743 00:54:27,180 --> 00:54:28,597 There's no time. Get in! Get in! 744 00:54:28,682 --> 00:54:30,766 Come on. l've forgotten you've got to be the hero, haven't you? 745 00:54:30,850 --> 00:54:35,437 Heaven forbid anybody else gets the spotlight! Oh, no! Jason Nesmith... 746 00:54:35,522 --> 00:54:38,065 Jason! Jason, come on! Hurry! 747 00:54:38,149 --> 00:54:41,277 -l'm on it! -Tommy, go! Go! l'm in! 748 00:54:41,361 --> 00:54:44,196 No, no, no! Jason, please! 749 00:54:44,281 --> 00:54:48,117 -Tommy, stop the pod! He's not in! -But l can't stop it, it's on autopilot! 750 00:54:48,201 --> 00:54:49,827 -Go! Leave him! -No! 751 00:55:01,047 --> 00:55:02,881 Oh, right! 752 00:55:02,966 --> 00:55:05,884 Of course, it's always about you, isn't it? 753 00:55:41,629 --> 00:55:46,717 -Gorignak! Gorignak! -Gorignak! Gorignak! 754 00:55:48,428 --> 00:55:51,805 Jason? Jason, can you hear me? 755 00:55:51,890 --> 00:55:53,807 Yeah, Gwen, you got me. 756 00:55:53,892 --> 00:55:56,018 -Thank God. Are you okay? -Yeah. 757 00:55:56,102 --> 00:55:59,772 As a matter of fact, l have Gorignak staring me in the face right now. 758 00:55:59,856 --> 00:56:03,108 But you know what? l think l can take him. 759 00:56:05,111 --> 00:56:08,197 Jason, we're gonna use the digital conveyor to get you out of there. 760 00:56:08,281 --> 00:56:10,074 -The digital conveyor? -Yes. 761 00:56:10,158 --> 00:56:12,659 You mean l'm gonna be diced into cubes 762 00:56:12,744 --> 00:56:14,536 and sent up there in a million pieces? 763 00:56:14,621 --> 00:56:17,581 -Right. -Well, you know what? 764 00:56:17,665 --> 00:56:20,459 l think l'll take my chance with Gorignak. 765 00:56:21,544 --> 00:56:25,381 We're getting you out right now. lt's perfectly safe, isn't it, Teb? 766 00:56:25,465 --> 00:56:27,716 lt has never been successfully tested. 767 00:56:27,801 --> 00:56:30,969 -What did he say? -Hold, please. 768 00:56:31,054 --> 00:56:33,430 Theoretically the mechanism is fully operational. 769 00:56:33,515 --> 00:56:37,309 However it was built to accommodate your anatomy, not ours. 770 00:56:37,394 --> 00:56:39,895 But now that Tech Sergeant Chen is here, he can operate it. 771 00:56:39,979 --> 00:56:44,316 lt was designed watching his motions from the historical documents. 772 00:56:44,401 --> 00:56:47,569 l mean, l can't. l can supervise... 773 00:56:47,654 --> 00:56:49,446 Jason, we're gonna test it. 774 00:56:49,531 --> 00:56:52,449 -On what? -How about that pig lizard? 775 00:56:52,534 --> 00:56:54,368 Hey, l'm doing all right with the pig lizard. 776 00:56:54,452 --> 00:56:56,495 Please, Fred? And hurry. 777 00:57:00,208 --> 00:57:03,669 l'm sorry. lt's very exciting to watch the master at the controls. 778 00:57:03,753 --> 00:57:07,089 The operation of the conveyor is much more art than science. 779 00:57:07,173 --> 00:57:08,841 Stand back, Jason. 780 00:57:34,200 --> 00:57:36,577 What? What was that? 781 00:57:36,661 --> 00:57:38,829 -Nothing. -l hear some squealing or something. 782 00:57:38,913 --> 00:57:42,791 -Oh, no. Everything's fine. -But the animal is inside out. 783 00:57:42,876 --> 00:57:45,377 l heard that. lt turned inside out? 784 00:57:49,215 --> 00:57:51,133 And it exploded. 785 00:57:51,217 --> 00:57:55,846 Did l just hear that that animal turned inside out and then it exploded? 786 00:57:55,930 --> 00:57:57,097 Hello? 787 00:57:59,559 --> 00:58:01,059 Hold, please. 788 00:58:01,895 --> 00:58:03,645 Hey, wait a minute, guys, guys. 789 00:58:03,730 --> 00:58:06,690 lf the pig lizard is gone, why are they still yelling "Gorignak"? 790 00:58:06,774 --> 00:58:09,193 Teb, hit the translation circuit. 791 00:58:11,988 --> 00:58:16,074 -Rock, rock, rock, rock! -Rock, rock, rock, rock! 792 00:58:18,995 --> 00:58:22,915 Jason, l don't think the pig lizard was Gorignak. 793 00:58:23,333 --> 00:58:25,709 What the hell you talking about? 794 00:58:35,094 --> 00:58:36,386 Oh, darn. 795 00:58:48,358 --> 00:58:49,775 Digitize me! 796 00:58:50,193 --> 00:58:51,527 -Come on, Fred. -Come on, guys. Digitize me! 797 00:58:51,611 --> 00:58:53,028 -Oh, no, not me. -Come on, they... 798 00:58:53,112 --> 00:58:54,530 They based it on your hand movements. 799 00:58:54,614 --> 00:58:56,073 Am l the only one who saw that thing inside out? 800 00:58:56,157 --> 00:58:58,450 -No, no, no. -l'm not the guy. 801 00:58:58,535 --> 00:59:00,202 l'm not Tech Sergeant Chen, l'm Fred Kwan. 802 00:59:00,286 --> 00:59:02,204 l'm not even... Kwan's not even my real name. 803 00:59:02,288 --> 00:59:04,456 Fred's no good, Jason. You're just gonna have to kill it. 804 00:59:04,541 --> 00:59:08,377 Kill it? Well, l'm open to any suggestions. 805 00:59:08,461 --> 00:59:11,213 Go for the eyes, like in episode 22! 806 00:59:11,297 --> 00:59:12,965 lt doesn't have any eyes, Tommy. 807 00:59:13,049 --> 00:59:15,926 Go for the mouth or the throat, its vulnerable spots! 808 00:59:16,010 --> 00:59:18,845 lt's a rock. lt doesn't have any vulnerable spots! 809 00:59:18,930 --> 00:59:22,224 l know! You construct a weapon. Look around you. 810 00:59:22,308 --> 00:59:24,810 Can you form some sort of rudimentary lathe? 811 00:59:24,894 --> 00:59:27,145 A lathe! Get off the line, Guy! 812 00:59:27,230 --> 00:59:29,147 Alexander, you're my advisor. Advise me! 813 00:59:29,232 --> 00:59:32,192 Well, you're just gonna have to figure out what it wants. 814 00:59:32,277 --> 00:59:34,236 What is its motivation? 815 00:59:35,113 --> 00:59:38,031 lt's a rock monster. lt doesn't have motivation. 816 00:59:38,116 --> 00:59:42,494 See, that's your problem, Jason. You were never serious about the craft. 817 00:59:43,288 --> 00:59:46,456 Fred! Fred, can you hear me? Fred, are you there? 818 00:59:47,584 --> 00:59:50,002 -Kind of. -You can do it, Fred! lt's up to you! 819 00:59:50,086 --> 00:59:53,297 Oh, no, no, no. Jason, l'll just... l'll just mess it up. 820 00:59:53,381 --> 00:59:55,674 You did it for four years on the show! Do it now! 821 00:59:55,758 --> 00:59:58,552 That was the show. l'm not that guy! 822 00:59:58,636 --> 01:00:02,097 Fred, you never forgot a line! You never missed a mark! 823 01:00:02,849 --> 01:00:04,683 That's not me anymore man. 824 01:00:07,562 --> 01:00:10,355 lt is you, Fred. You just stopped trying. 825 01:00:12,275 --> 01:00:15,319 You can do this, Fred! l know in my heart you're gonna save my life. 826 01:00:15,403 --> 01:00:18,488 -l am? -No doubt about it, Fred. 827 01:00:19,407 --> 01:00:20,532 Fred! 828 01:00:21,868 --> 01:00:23,702 Fred, can you hear me? 829 01:00:25,330 --> 01:00:26,413 Fred! 830 01:00:28,041 --> 01:00:30,751 Fred? l don't want to die down here. 831 01:00:31,711 --> 01:00:33,378 Digitize me, Fred! 832 01:00:37,425 --> 01:00:38,675 Oh, wow. 833 01:00:39,636 --> 01:00:41,678 -Tech Sergeant Chen. -Yeah! 834 01:00:49,270 --> 01:00:52,064 l see you managed to get your shirt off. 835 01:00:55,902 --> 01:00:58,695 -l did it. -Welcome back, Fred. 836 01:00:59,697 --> 01:01:02,199 All right, did we get the beryllium sphere installed? 837 01:01:02,283 --> 01:01:06,328 -Yes, we are back to full power. -Great! Engines and pods? 838 01:01:06,412 --> 01:01:08,330 -Fully operational. -Perfect! 839 01:01:08,414 --> 01:01:10,499 Well, crank this sucker up, you could drop us off 840 01:01:10,583 --> 01:01:12,959 and you guys can be back in your home planet before supper. 841 01:01:13,044 --> 01:01:15,379 Oh, no, sir, we have no reason to go back. 842 01:01:15,463 --> 01:01:17,839 Sure you do. Family, friends. Come on! 843 01:01:17,924 --> 01:01:19,925 We are all that is left. 844 01:01:26,474 --> 01:01:30,227 -l didn't know that. -Sir, l have raised the command deck. 845 01:01:34,190 --> 01:01:37,693 Mathesar, meet us up at the command deck. 846 01:01:37,777 --> 01:01:38,944 Mathesar. 847 01:01:40,655 --> 01:01:43,198 Mathesar! Quellek! 848 01:01:44,117 --> 01:01:46,118 Why can't we reach them? 849 01:02:06,848 --> 01:02:10,350 Commander. Thank God you're alive. 850 01:02:11,436 --> 01:02:15,522 Now you will face justice, Sarris. 851 01:02:15,606 --> 01:02:20,861 At every turn, you demonstrate the necessity for your extermination! 852 01:02:20,945 --> 01:02:22,529 Leave him alone. 853 01:02:25,032 --> 01:02:28,034 You wish to save the life of this man? 854 01:02:28,119 --> 01:02:29,619 Yeah. Yes. 855 01:02:32,999 --> 01:02:37,919 Then tell me, what does it do, this Omega 1 3? 856 01:02:38,004 --> 01:02:40,005 l don't know what it does. 857 01:02:43,718 --> 01:02:45,510 l said l don't know! 858 01:02:48,765 --> 01:02:51,433 -ls it a bomb? -l don't know. 859 01:02:51,517 --> 01:02:54,394 -A booby trap? -l don't know! 860 01:02:54,479 --> 01:02:56,521 -Tell me! -l don't know! 861 01:02:57,940 --> 01:02:59,941 Do you think l'm a fool? 862 01:03:00,026 --> 01:03:04,237 That the Commander does not know every bolt, every weld in his ship? 863 01:03:06,407 --> 01:03:08,575 Prepare a tear harness 864 01:03:09,786 --> 01:03:11,328 for the female. 865 01:03:12,497 --> 01:03:15,040 No! Gwen, no! 866 01:03:15,875 --> 01:03:17,834 You brute! Let go of me! 867 01:03:19,003 --> 01:03:21,129 l'm not the Commander. 868 01:03:21,214 --> 01:03:22,964 What did you say? 869 01:03:23,049 --> 01:03:25,383 l said, "l'm not the Commander." 870 01:03:26,135 --> 01:03:29,012 Leave them alone. There's no reason to hurt them. 871 01:03:29,096 --> 01:03:31,598 -They don't know anything. -Explain. 872 01:03:32,809 --> 01:03:36,394 Gwen, show him the historical documents. 873 01:03:38,815 --> 01:03:40,315 Computer, 874 01:03:40,399 --> 01:03:44,444 show the historical documents of the Galaxy Quest missions. 875 01:04:10,680 --> 01:04:12,013 Wonderful. 876 01:04:15,268 --> 01:04:20,272 You have all done far greater damage than l ever could have. 877 01:04:21,607 --> 01:04:22,899 Bravo! 878 01:04:24,235 --> 01:04:25,527 Bravo. 879 01:04:25,987 --> 01:04:28,738 This is a moment l will treasure. 880 01:04:28,823 --> 01:04:33,159 Explain to him who you all really are. 881 01:04:35,788 --> 01:04:37,038 Tell him! 882 01:04:39,792 --> 01:04:41,001 Explain! 883 01:04:45,172 --> 01:04:49,801 Mathesar, there's no such person as Captain Taggart. 884 01:04:50,469 --> 01:04:54,764 My name is Jason Nesmith. l am an actor. 885 01:04:56,893 --> 01:04:58,560 We're all actors. 886 01:04:59,395 --> 01:05:01,646 He doesn't understand. 887 01:05:03,149 --> 01:05:06,526 Explain as you would a child. 888 01:05:10,072 --> 01:05:13,033 We pretended. 889 01:05:18,664 --> 01:05:19,998 We lied. 890 01:05:21,834 --> 01:05:26,338 Yes! You understand that, don't you, Mathesar? 891 01:05:26,797 --> 01:05:29,758 Mathesar, l'm not a commander. l... 892 01:05:30,635 --> 01:05:34,763 There's no National Space Exploration Administration. 893 01:05:34,847 --> 01:05:37,265 We don't have a ship. 894 01:05:37,350 --> 01:05:39,059 But there it is. 895 01:05:43,272 --> 01:05:45,148 That ship is that big. 896 01:05:45,232 --> 01:05:48,276 But inside, l see many rooms. 897 01:05:48,361 --> 01:05:52,072 You've seen plywood sets that look like the inside. 898 01:05:52,156 --> 01:05:56,910 Our beryllium sphere is wire with plaster around it. 899 01:05:57,662 --> 01:05:59,037 And our... 900 01:06:00,456 --> 01:06:02,540 Our digital conveyor is... 901 01:06:04,627 --> 01:06:06,127 ...Christmas tree lights. 902 01:06:06,212 --> 01:06:08,588 lt's a decoration. lt's all fake. 903 01:06:11,425 --> 01:06:12,926 Just like me. 904 01:06:16,347 --> 01:06:18,765 But why? 905 01:06:21,644 --> 01:06:23,728 lt's difficult to explain. 906 01:06:25,231 --> 01:06:27,065 On our planet, we... 907 01:06:29,735 --> 01:06:34,155 We pretend to entertain and... 908 01:06:36,575 --> 01:06:41,079 Mathesar, l am so sorry. God, l am so sorry. 909 01:06:43,582 --> 01:06:45,208 So now you know. 910 01:06:46,085 --> 01:06:51,256 Lieutenant Lathe, hardwire the reactor core to overload. 911 01:06:51,340 --> 01:06:55,301 l would like to blow this troublesome vehicle to dust. 912 01:06:55,386 --> 01:06:57,637 Sarris, what about my people? 913 01:06:57,722 --> 01:07:01,599 Yes, far too simple a death for them, isn't it? 914 01:07:01,684 --> 01:07:05,937 Lathe, open an oxygen seal on level C. 915 01:07:06,022 --> 01:07:09,065 Let the air in a bit for our friends. 916 01:07:10,234 --> 01:07:11,609 Son of a... 917 01:07:17,283 --> 01:07:19,242 Release them 918 01:07:19,326 --> 01:07:20,744 into space. 919 01:07:23,706 --> 01:07:27,417 Core overload. Emergency shutdown overridden. 920 01:07:28,044 --> 01:07:31,004 Core implosion estimated in nine minutes. 921 01:07:32,548 --> 01:07:36,217 Core overload. Emergency shutdown overridden. 922 01:07:36,302 --> 01:07:37,385 Hey! 923 01:07:37,470 --> 01:07:39,721 Core implosion estimated in nine minutes. 924 01:07:39,805 --> 01:07:42,182 Where's the happy ending, Jason? 925 01:07:43,309 --> 01:07:45,727 "Never give up. Never surrender." 926 01:07:51,984 --> 01:07:55,111 Maybe it's about time you just backed off, 927 01:07:55,196 --> 01:07:57,572 you fin-headed monstrosity. 928 01:07:57,656 --> 01:07:58,865 Jason. 929 01:07:59,492 --> 01:08:00,617 You what? 930 01:08:00,701 --> 01:08:04,204 You're starting to act like you did in episode 1 7, 931 01:08:04,955 --> 01:08:06,956 you scene-stealing hack. 932 01:08:09,543 --> 01:08:11,211 Oh, right! 933 01:08:12,671 --> 01:08:17,967 Well, how does it feel, Jason? Was it worth it? You've murdered us all! 934 01:08:18,052 --> 01:08:20,887 -Shut up. -Hundreds to die just because of you! 935 01:08:20,971 --> 01:08:22,847 -l told you to shut up! -Both of you, get in there. 936 01:08:22,932 --> 01:08:24,265 Hundreds to die, 937 01:08:24,350 --> 01:08:27,977 just because you want to play at being commander, you raving lunatic. 938 01:08:28,062 --> 01:08:30,146 Then l'll see you in hell, won't l? 939 01:08:43,661 --> 01:08:45,286 Look out, Jason! 940 01:08:45,871 --> 01:08:47,872 Get his gun! Get the gun! 941 01:08:49,166 --> 01:08:50,542 Take that! 942 01:09:05,558 --> 01:09:08,101 Sorry... The door's a little sticky. Did you see that? 943 01:09:08,185 --> 01:09:11,479 l'll get one of my boys up here with a can of WD-40. 944 01:09:15,067 --> 01:09:18,361 -You used to pull your punches. -Scene-stealing hack? Thank you. 945 01:09:18,445 --> 01:09:19,988 -Raving egomaniac? -Wonder where l got that from? 946 01:09:20,072 --> 01:09:21,489 Hey, guys. 947 01:09:23,242 --> 01:09:24,409 Look. 948 01:09:28,539 --> 01:09:30,331 They're suffocating. 949 01:09:35,588 --> 01:09:39,591 Core overload. Emergency shutdown overridden. 950 01:09:40,176 --> 01:09:43,011 Core implosion estimated in eight minutes. 951 01:09:45,764 --> 01:09:49,017 General, your transport is ready for departure. 952 01:09:54,148 --> 01:09:58,067 Core overload. Emergency shutdown overridden. 953 01:09:58,777 --> 01:10:02,280 Core implosion estimated in seven minutes. 954 01:10:03,991 --> 01:10:07,202 -Computer, shut down the core. -Unable. 955 01:10:07,286 --> 01:10:12,498 Memory checksum invalid. Core systems hardware damaged. 956 01:10:12,583 --> 01:10:14,500 All right, all right, listen up. This is what we gotta do. 957 01:10:14,585 --> 01:10:17,128 Gwen, you and l, we're gonna get to the core and shut it down manually. 958 01:10:17,213 --> 01:10:20,006 Fred, take Guy and Laliari. You find that valve, shut it off, 959 01:10:20,090 --> 01:10:21,424 before those Thermians run out of air. 960 01:10:21,508 --> 01:10:22,759 Alexander, get to the barracks, 961 01:10:22,843 --> 01:10:24,719 see if you can't wedge a door open in case they can't do that. 962 01:10:24,803 --> 01:10:26,512 -Okay. -Wait, Jason. What about me? 963 01:10:26,597 --> 01:10:27,639 What do l do? 964 01:10:27,723 --> 01:10:30,475 You're gonna practice driving. Let's go! 965 01:10:32,061 --> 01:10:33,269 Practice driving. 966 01:10:33,979 --> 01:10:36,064 So we get to shut down a neutron reactor? 967 01:10:36,148 --> 01:10:38,483 -That's right. -Well, l hate to break it to you, Jason, 968 01:10:38,567 --> 01:10:41,486 but l don't know how to shut down a neutron reactor, 969 01:10:41,570 --> 01:10:43,988 and unless you took a Learning Annex course l don't know about, 970 01:10:44,073 --> 01:10:46,824 l'm pretty sure you don't know how to shut down a neutron reactor, either. 971 01:10:46,909 --> 01:10:50,078 No, l don't, but l know someone who does. 972 01:10:54,541 --> 01:10:56,834 Brandon, honey, the garbage. 973 01:10:56,919 --> 01:10:58,920 Mother, l'm quite busy. 974 01:10:59,004 --> 01:11:02,298 Come on, Brandon, don't make me ask you again. 975 01:11:02,383 --> 01:11:05,218 Just 1 0 more minutes, okay, Ma? l promise. 976 01:11:19,692 --> 01:11:21,693 Hello? Anybody there? 977 01:11:23,862 --> 01:11:27,865 Hello? 978 01:11:28,534 --> 01:11:31,869 Got him. Listen to me. This is Jason Nesmith. 979 01:11:32,121 --> 01:11:36,291 l play Commander Peter Quincy Taggart, NSEA Protector. 980 01:11:36,375 --> 01:11:40,378 We accidentally traded voxes the other day when we bumped into each other. 981 01:11:42,756 --> 01:11:46,134 Commander, l see. Okay. 982 01:11:46,218 --> 01:11:48,094 What's your name, son? 983 01:11:49,555 --> 01:11:50,638 Brandon. 984 01:11:50,723 --> 01:11:53,641 Brandon, l remember you. From the convention, right? 985 01:11:53,726 --> 01:11:57,061 You asked all those little technical questions about the ship, 986 01:11:57,146 --> 01:11:59,230 and l was a little short with you. 987 01:11:59,315 --> 01:12:03,818 Yes, yes, l know, Commander, and l actually wanna... 988 01:12:03,902 --> 01:12:06,571 l just wanted to tell you that l thought a lot about what you said... 989 01:12:06,655 --> 01:12:09,324 -lt's okay. Now, listen. -But l want you to know 990 01:12:09,408 --> 01:12:12,118 that l'm not a complete brain case, okay? 991 01:12:13,078 --> 01:12:15,997 l understand completely that it's just a TV show. 992 01:12:16,081 --> 01:12:18,499 -Hold... Wait a minute... -l know there's no beryllium sphere... 993 01:12:18,584 --> 01:12:21,377 -Stop. Stop for a second. Stop. Wait. -...no digital conveyor, no ship. 994 01:12:21,462 --> 01:12:22,795 lt's all real. 995 01:12:22,880 --> 01:12:25,798 Oh, my God, l knew it. l knew it! l knew it! 996 01:12:26,633 --> 01:12:29,844 The crew and l are in a lot of trouble and we need your help. 997 01:12:31,055 --> 01:12:35,016 Core overload. Emergency shutdown overridden. 998 01:12:35,809 --> 01:12:39,187 Core implosion estimated in six minutes. 999 01:12:42,149 --> 01:12:44,484 Sir, it's you. Thank lpthar. 1000 01:12:46,445 --> 01:12:49,322 Quellek? What are you doing up there? 1001 01:12:51,950 --> 01:12:55,370 l avoided capture by using your Mak'tar stealth haze. 1002 01:12:56,121 --> 01:12:57,705 Where is everyone? 1003 01:12:57,790 --> 01:13:00,625 Come with me. l'll explain on the way. 1004 01:13:03,921 --> 01:13:07,465 All right, we're at level C, hallway five. Now what? 1005 01:13:07,549 --> 01:13:11,094 Go to weapons storage, your second left, through the passage. 1006 01:13:11,178 --> 01:13:13,137 Now, that leads to a system of utility corridors 1007 01:13:13,222 --> 01:13:14,347 through the bowels of the ship. 1008 01:13:14,431 --> 01:13:17,141 -Open. -You know what? l'm gonna get Kyle. 1009 01:13:17,226 --> 01:13:19,977 He knows the utility tunnel system better than anybody alive. 1010 01:13:22,231 --> 01:13:23,773 38, 39, 40. 1011 01:13:26,151 --> 01:13:30,738 All right. All we have to do is turn off the valve to the barracks. 1012 01:13:35,828 --> 01:13:36,786 Hi, Brandon. 1013 01:13:36,870 --> 01:13:40,206 No time for pleasantries, Kyle. We have a level 5 emergency. 1014 01:13:40,290 --> 01:13:42,500 You've still got the utility systems walk-through, right? 1015 01:13:42,584 --> 01:13:45,962 Yeah, l've got sectors one through 28. l think Hollister has the upper levels. 1016 01:13:46,046 --> 01:13:48,005 Great, we'll get everybody online. 1017 01:13:56,181 --> 01:14:00,268 -PedaI to the metaI, Commander. -Pedal to the metal, Commander. 1018 01:14:03,063 --> 01:14:06,607 General! l have just received word that the commander of the Protector 1019 01:14:06,692 --> 01:14:09,527 and his command crew have escaped custody. 1020 01:14:10,446 --> 01:14:11,571 What? 1021 01:14:14,616 --> 01:14:15,992 Find them! 1022 01:14:16,076 --> 01:14:19,662 But, sir! My men... The core implosion is not reversible. 1023 01:14:19,746 --> 01:14:22,039 Find them! 1024 01:14:23,876 --> 01:14:25,793 All right, Brandon, l see five ducts in this room. 1025 01:14:25,878 --> 01:14:27,253 Which way do we go? 1026 01:14:27,337 --> 01:14:32,467 Enter the passage second to your left, and just continue straight for 50 meters. 1027 01:14:32,551 --> 01:14:35,011 Ducts? Why is it always ducts? 1028 01:14:35,095 --> 01:14:37,346 There will be a slight drop. 1029 01:14:45,230 --> 01:14:48,483 Thanks for the heads-up, Brandon! You okay? 1030 01:14:54,781 --> 01:14:56,407 They're dying. 1031 01:14:56,492 --> 01:14:58,493 Wait a minute. We gotta go across this thing? 1032 01:14:58,577 --> 01:15:00,495 -Yes. -Don't look down. 1033 01:15:00,579 --> 01:15:03,080 Commander, what l'd give to see what you're seeing. 1034 01:15:03,165 --> 01:15:04,165 What are you talking about? 1035 01:15:04,249 --> 01:15:07,084 You're deep in the underbelly of the Omega 13! 1036 01:15:07,169 --> 01:15:09,003 lt must be spectacular. 1037 01:15:09,087 --> 01:15:14,091 Well, it doesn't look like much to me. Just these few walls 1038 01:15:14,176 --> 01:15:17,845 and this dumb spinning fan that we have in every single... 1039 01:15:32,194 --> 01:15:35,655 Brandon, what does the Omega 1 3 device do? 1040 01:15:36,448 --> 01:15:39,825 Many have believed that it is a matter-collapser. 1041 01:15:39,910 --> 01:15:43,955 A bomb capable of destroying pretty much everything in about 1 3 seconds. 1042 01:15:44,039 --> 01:15:49,502 But myself and others are convinced that what it is is a matter-rearranger, 1043 01:15:49,586 --> 01:15:52,338 effecting a 13-second time jump to the past. 1044 01:15:52,422 --> 01:15:53,381 Why 1 3 seconds? 1045 01:15:53,465 --> 01:15:57,301 That's really not enough time to do anything of any importance. 1046 01:15:57,386 --> 01:16:00,555 -lt'd be time to redeem a single mistake. -What? 1047 01:16:04,142 --> 01:16:05,142 Come on! Go, go, go, go! 1048 01:16:06,144 --> 01:16:10,231 Fleeg, we gotta turn off that valve. Their oxygen's almost gone. 1049 01:16:10,315 --> 01:16:14,652 Listen, l'll go in. l'll create a distraction. l got this. l'm okay, 1050 01:16:14,736 --> 01:16:18,030 l might be able to hold them back long enough for the aliens to escape. 1051 01:16:18,115 --> 01:16:19,282 That's suicide. 1052 01:16:19,366 --> 01:16:22,410 l'm just a glorified extra, Fred. l'm a dead man anyway. 1053 01:16:22,494 --> 01:16:25,246 lf l'm gonna die, l'd rather go out a hero than a coward. 1054 01:16:25,330 --> 01:16:29,500 Guy, Guy, maybe you're the plucky comic relief. 1055 01:16:30,002 --> 01:16:32,086 You ever think about that? 1056 01:16:32,671 --> 01:16:34,255 -Plucky? -Well, besides, 1057 01:16:34,339 --> 01:16:37,133 l just had this really interesting idea. 1058 01:16:38,510 --> 01:16:40,052 Are you stoned? 1059 01:16:41,680 --> 01:16:44,765 Gotta get it open, give them some time. 1060 01:16:44,850 --> 01:16:46,517 Sir, perhaps together, 1061 01:16:46,602 --> 01:16:49,770 the Mak'tar chant of strength, "Larak tarath." 1062 01:16:50,188 --> 01:16:53,024 -Larak tarath, larak tarath. -Larak tarath. 1063 01:16:53,108 --> 01:16:58,195 -Larak tarath, larak tarath, larak tarath! -Larak tarath, larak tarath, larak tarath! 1064 01:17:06,538 --> 01:17:08,497 All right, Brandon, we're across. Now what? 1065 01:17:08,582 --> 01:17:12,835 You want to take a left and then just straight on through the chompers. 1066 01:17:12,919 --> 01:17:14,503 "The chompers"? 1067 01:17:19,968 --> 01:17:21,469 Well, screw that. 1068 01:17:21,553 --> 01:17:23,304 How are we supposed to get through this? 1069 01:17:23,388 --> 01:17:25,348 Hollister, do you have the sequence yet? 1070 01:17:25,432 --> 01:17:30,394 Okay, the sequence is 2242... 1071 01:17:30,479 --> 01:17:32,396 -What is this thing? -...2242... 1072 01:17:32,481 --> 01:17:34,148 l mean, there's no useful purpose for there to be 1073 01:17:34,232 --> 01:17:36,651 a bunch of chompy-crushy things in the middle of a hallway! 1074 01:17:36,735 --> 01:17:39,278 -Gwen! Gwen! -No, l think we shouldn't have to do this. 1075 01:17:39,363 --> 01:17:41,822 lt makes no logical sense! Why is it here? 1076 01:17:41,907 --> 01:17:43,949 -'Cause it's on the television show! -Well, forget it! 1077 01:17:44,034 --> 01:17:47,662 l am not doing it! This episode was badly written! 1078 01:17:47,746 --> 01:17:50,831 Okay, Commander, now, as soon as the first crusher hits you... 1079 01:17:50,916 --> 01:17:51,957 lt just did! 1080 01:17:52,042 --> 01:17:54,251 -Okay, go now. -Go! 1081 01:17:54,878 --> 01:17:55,920 Go! 1082 01:17:56,213 --> 01:17:57,338 Stop! 1083 01:17:57,422 --> 01:17:58,422 Go! 1084 01:18:00,050 --> 01:18:02,093 Come on, come on, come on. 1085 01:18:04,763 --> 01:18:08,599 Go! 1086 01:18:08,809 --> 01:18:09,975 Go! Go! 1087 01:18:10,060 --> 01:18:11,519 No, stop! Stop! 1088 01:18:11,603 --> 01:18:12,812 Go! 1089 01:18:12,896 --> 01:18:14,355 Stop! Wait a minute! No! 1090 01:18:14,439 --> 01:18:17,400 l want you to jump, Commander, jump! 1091 01:18:17,484 --> 01:18:20,111 Whoever wrote this episode should die! 1092 01:18:22,447 --> 01:18:24,573 This should be interesting. 1093 01:18:44,678 --> 01:18:47,596 lt's the simple things in life you treasure. 1094 01:18:50,183 --> 01:18:51,684 That's great. 1095 01:18:53,770 --> 01:18:55,604 Now, we better get... 1096 01:19:00,902 --> 01:19:03,028 Hey, get a room, guys, okay? 1097 01:19:10,829 --> 01:19:15,750 Hey, Fred. 1098 01:19:20,672 --> 01:19:22,339 That's not right. 1099 01:19:51,828 --> 01:19:54,371 Sir, the pressure, it's normalizing. 1100 01:19:56,583 --> 01:19:57,958 Open! 1101 01:20:00,837 --> 01:20:02,671 We are saved. 1102 01:20:02,756 --> 01:20:04,965 He has saved us. 1103 01:20:05,050 --> 01:20:08,469 Commander Taggart has saved us! 1104 01:20:13,850 --> 01:20:15,601 lt's just not fair. 1105 01:20:17,813 --> 01:20:21,315 All right, Quellek, let's get back to the command deck. 1106 01:20:24,986 --> 01:20:26,612 l'm... l'm shot. 1107 01:20:42,754 --> 01:20:44,505 Quellek? Quellek? 1108 01:20:51,346 --> 01:20:53,013 lt's not too bad. 1109 01:20:53,765 --> 01:20:57,017 We'll get you to the medical quarters and you'll be fine. 1110 01:20:57,102 --> 01:21:00,145 lt has been my greatest honor to serve with you. 1111 01:21:00,230 --> 01:21:02,606 l have been blessed, sir. l... 1112 01:21:03,733 --> 01:21:05,568 Don't speak, Quellek. 1113 01:21:10,198 --> 01:21:12,449 You'll forgive my impertinence, sir, 1114 01:21:12,534 --> 01:21:14,952 but even though we had never before met, 1115 01:21:15,036 --> 01:21:17,872 l always considered you as a father to me. 1116 01:21:21,626 --> 01:21:22,960 Quellek, 1117 01:21:25,630 --> 01:21:27,464 by Grabthar's hammer, 1118 01:21:28,592 --> 01:21:31,051 by the sons of Warvan, 1119 01:21:32,470 --> 01:21:36,473 you shall be avenged. 1120 01:22:14,387 --> 01:22:17,348 1 3, 14, 1 5, 1 6, 1 7, 1 8, 1 9! 1121 01:22:17,974 --> 01:22:19,934 All right, Brandon, l'm here. How do l shut this thing down? 1122 01:22:20,018 --> 01:22:21,602 Okay, just push the blue button. 1123 01:22:21,686 --> 01:22:24,438 -The blue button? ls that it? -Yeah, why, what's wrong? 1124 01:22:24,522 --> 01:22:28,233 Nothing, l just thought it'd be more complicated than that. 1125 01:22:29,110 --> 01:22:32,905 Core implosion estimated in 20 seconds. 1126 01:22:42,582 --> 01:22:45,668 Brandon, it's not working. Brandon! 1127 01:22:48,296 --> 01:22:50,506 Mother, l cannot stress enough the severity 1128 01:22:50,590 --> 01:22:54,051 -of the Commander's predicament. -Don't forget the recyclables! 1129 01:22:54,552 --> 01:22:58,347 Core implosion estimated in 10 seconds. 1130 01:22:59,391 --> 01:23:01,600 -9,8... -Gwen, l... 1131 01:23:01,685 --> 01:23:03,519 -... 7,6... -l've always... 1132 01:23:03,603 --> 01:23:06,313 -...5,4... -Jason, Jason. 1133 01:23:06,398 --> 01:23:09,233 ...3,2,1 . 1134 01:23:19,119 --> 01:23:21,620 lt always stops at one on the show. 1135 01:23:22,497 --> 01:23:24,248 What were you saying? 1136 01:23:24,833 --> 01:23:26,208 -Sir! -What? 1137 01:23:26,543 --> 01:23:29,420 The core detonation sequence on the Protector has been aborted. 1138 01:23:29,504 --> 01:23:31,880 lmpossible! lmpossible! 1139 01:23:32,507 --> 01:23:36,427 Lock a complement of implosion missiles onto the Protector. 1140 01:23:36,511 --> 01:23:38,929 Tear her apart! 1141 01:23:48,815 --> 01:23:50,024 He's finished, he's finished. 1142 01:23:50,108 --> 01:23:53,610 Alexander, listen to me. lt's okay, it's okay. 1143 01:23:54,112 --> 01:23:57,823 The Thermians can handle it from here. We gotta go. Come on. 1144 01:23:59,576 --> 01:24:01,326 We need that armor back up! 1145 01:24:01,411 --> 01:24:05,622 -Get me a forward view right now! -Plasma armor engaged. 1146 01:24:07,333 --> 01:24:09,543 All right, Tommy, see if you can't lose them in that minefield. 1147 01:24:09,627 --> 01:24:12,087 -Minefield? -Pedal to the metal, right now! 1148 01:24:12,172 --> 01:24:14,381 -Pedal to the metal! -All right, let's go! 1149 01:24:24,434 --> 01:24:26,769 Good going, Tommy. Great going. 1150 01:24:27,145 --> 01:24:29,271 Thrust ahead, full! 1151 01:24:30,023 --> 01:24:32,399 lnto the field, go! 1152 01:24:38,656 --> 01:24:41,992 Tommy, can you get us closer to these mines? 1153 01:24:42,077 --> 01:24:43,327 Closer? 1154 01:24:47,707 --> 01:24:48,832 l could try. 1155 01:24:54,422 --> 01:24:56,924 General, l've lost them. 1156 01:24:57,592 --> 01:25:01,428 The magnetism of the minefield is disrupting our instruments. 1157 01:25:02,180 --> 01:25:04,681 Wait! l see something. 1158 01:25:05,767 --> 01:25:08,602 Yes. Yes! There they are. 1159 01:25:08,686 --> 01:25:11,188 -Get back on their tail. -l can't, sir. 1160 01:25:11,272 --> 01:25:14,775 -What? Why not? -Because they're coming right at us. 1161 01:25:15,443 --> 01:25:16,944 Fire at will. 1162 01:25:23,034 --> 01:25:26,120 We're getting hammered, Jason! Return fire? 1163 01:25:26,204 --> 01:25:29,123 No! Divert all energy to the armor! 1164 01:25:29,207 --> 01:25:30,707 How adorable! 1165 01:25:31,334 --> 01:25:34,378 The actors are going to play war with me. 1166 01:25:34,462 --> 01:25:37,464 Sarris' ship accelerating toward us at mark two. 1167 01:25:37,549 --> 01:25:39,258 Accelerate to mark four. 1168 01:25:43,596 --> 01:25:46,557 Let me remind you, sonny, 1169 01:25:47,308 --> 01:25:49,560 l am a general. 1170 01:25:50,395 --> 01:25:56,275 lf you are counting on me to blink, then you are making a deadly mistake. 1171 01:25:57,735 --> 01:25:59,987 Well, let me tell you something, Sarris. 1172 01:26:00,071 --> 01:26:03,490 lt doesn't take a great actor to recognize a bad one. 1173 01:26:03,908 --> 01:26:05,659 You're sweating! 1174 01:26:05,743 --> 01:26:07,661 Armor almost gone, Jason! 1175 01:26:07,745 --> 01:26:12,916 You fool! You fail to realize that with your armor gone, 1176 01:26:13,001 --> 01:26:17,129 my ship will tear through yours like tissue paper. 1177 01:26:18,214 --> 01:26:22,301 And what you fail to realize is my ship is dragging mines. 1178 01:26:25,096 --> 01:26:27,639 Oh, no! Turn, turn! 1179 01:26:44,240 --> 01:26:45,532 -Yes! -Yes! 1180 01:26:47,785 --> 01:26:50,913 Yes! Yes! Yes! 1181 01:26:52,957 --> 01:26:54,791 This is fantastic! 1182 01:27:00,506 --> 01:27:01,798 Mathesar! 1183 01:27:03,134 --> 01:27:05,177 Oh, my God, you're alive. 1184 01:27:06,471 --> 01:27:07,512 Come here. 1185 01:27:07,597 --> 01:27:11,099 "The ship was a model as big as this." 1186 01:27:11,809 --> 01:27:14,353 A very clever deception indeed. 1187 01:27:24,656 --> 01:27:26,281 Set a course for home, Commander? 1188 01:27:26,366 --> 01:27:29,034 -Can you do that? -Yeah, it's just point and click. 1189 01:27:29,118 --> 01:27:31,078 But we're going to have to go through the black hole, though. 1190 01:27:31,162 --> 01:27:32,746 Any objections? 1191 01:27:33,665 --> 01:27:35,707 All right, set her up. 1192 01:27:40,338 --> 01:27:42,506 What's the matter, Mathesar? 1193 01:27:43,883 --> 01:27:46,510 We were hoping you could come with us. 1194 01:27:47,262 --> 01:27:50,347 My people have no commander. 1195 01:27:52,100 --> 01:27:56,186 Mathesar, l think your people have a great commander, 1196 01:27:57,272 --> 01:27:58,355 sir. 1197 01:28:06,531 --> 01:28:09,533 All right, Tommy, take us into the black hole. 1198 01:28:25,300 --> 01:28:27,968 -We're out! -We're going home! 1199 01:28:28,052 --> 01:28:30,012 Systems register functional. 1200 01:28:30,096 --> 01:28:32,097 All systems are working, Commander. 1201 01:28:32,181 --> 01:28:34,016 Jason, before the black hole, 1202 01:28:34,100 --> 01:28:36,476 there was an energy surge from Sarris' ship. 1203 01:28:36,561 --> 01:28:39,479 Let's not worry about that right now, Alexander. 1204 01:28:39,564 --> 01:28:42,399 Fred, what are you doing up here? Shouldn't you be downstairs until we... 1205 01:28:42,483 --> 01:28:46,069 Hey, you know, you could put an eye out with that thing. 1206 01:28:49,073 --> 01:28:50,198 Fred? 1207 01:29:06,174 --> 01:29:07,257 No! 1208 01:29:32,700 --> 01:29:33,992 Mathesar! 1209 01:29:35,036 --> 01:29:36,953 Activate the Omega 1 3! 1210 01:30:01,229 --> 01:30:03,980 -We're out! -We're going home! 1211 01:30:05,233 --> 01:30:07,359 Systems register functional. 1212 01:30:07,443 --> 01:30:09,403 All systems are working, Commander. 1213 01:30:09,487 --> 01:30:11,363 Jason, before the black hole, 1214 01:30:11,447 --> 01:30:14,324 there was an energy surge from Sarris' ship. 1215 01:30:16,035 --> 01:30:20,122 Jason, what are you doing? What are you doing? 1216 01:30:21,332 --> 01:30:23,583 Let go of me. Let... lt's not Fred! 1217 01:30:23,668 --> 01:30:25,585 That's Sarris. Listen to me! 1218 01:30:25,670 --> 01:30:28,004 l'm telling you, it's not Fred, that's Sarris! 1219 01:30:28,089 --> 01:30:30,507 He's gonna try to kill all of us! 1220 01:30:39,016 --> 01:30:41,351 Never give up. Never surrender. 1221 01:30:42,854 --> 01:30:46,273 Jason! Jason! l can't slow it down! 1222 01:30:46,357 --> 01:30:49,151 Our ship is too big to enter the atmosphere. 1223 01:30:49,235 --> 01:30:51,695 We need to separate, or we'll die. 1224 01:30:56,325 --> 01:30:59,870 We gotta do it. lt's our only hope, Mathesar. Thank you. 1225 01:31:01,038 --> 01:31:03,206 Crew to the secondary deck. 1226 01:31:05,209 --> 01:31:06,501 Mathesar! 1227 01:31:10,798 --> 01:31:12,591 Goodbye, my friends. 1228 01:31:18,598 --> 01:31:21,725 Fred, get up to command deck. We're separating. 1229 01:31:47,251 --> 01:31:49,586 On, Teb, on! 1230 01:31:57,261 --> 01:31:59,137 This is the third day of the Galaxy Con, 1231 01:31:59,222 --> 01:32:03,934 and Jason Nesmith and his entire crew are no-shows here at the big event, 1232 01:32:04,018 --> 01:32:06,895 much to the disappointment of all these fans. 1233 01:32:06,979 --> 01:32:08,313 Bye. Be back soon! 1234 01:32:08,397 --> 01:32:11,691 Well... Wait. Brandon, where are you going with all those fireworks? 1235 01:32:11,776 --> 01:32:14,778 The Protectorgot super-accelerated coming out of the black hole 1236 01:32:14,862 --> 01:32:17,072 and it's, like, nailed the atmosphere at mark 1 5, 1237 01:32:17,156 --> 01:32:20,200 which, you guys know, is pretty unstable, obviously, 1238 01:32:20,284 --> 01:32:23,453 so we're gonna help Laredo guide it on the vox ultra-frequency carrier 1239 01:32:23,538 --> 01:32:26,748 and use Roman candles for visual confirmation. 1240 01:32:26,832 --> 01:32:29,000 All right, dinner's at 7:00. 1241 01:32:32,129 --> 01:32:33,922 Well, he's outside. 1242 01:34:02,928 --> 01:34:06,097 Lieutenant Laredo, Tommy Webber! 1243 01:34:08,726 --> 01:34:10,060 Hi, Tommy! 1244 01:34:12,146 --> 01:34:15,565 The beautiful Tawny Madison, Gwen DeMarco! 1245 01:34:17,193 --> 01:34:20,445 Yes! 1246 01:34:21,530 --> 01:34:23,239 Wow, what effects! 1247 01:34:24,033 --> 01:34:28,203 Another shipmate! Yes, the more, the merrier! 1248 01:34:29,914 --> 01:34:34,209 The ship's Tech Sergeant Chen, Fred Kwan, and a friend. 1249 01:34:35,211 --> 01:34:39,506 Dr. Lazarus, Alexander Dane! 1250 01:34:39,757 --> 01:34:43,259 Give him a big hand. He's British! Yes, sir! 1251 01:34:44,095 --> 01:34:48,598 Commander Peter Quincy Taggart, Jason Nesmith! 1252 01:34:58,442 --> 01:35:00,110 Great driving, Tommy. 1253 01:35:00,194 --> 01:35:01,945 Yes! Yes! 1254 01:35:09,870 --> 01:35:12,330 Quick, quick! Go, go! Move, move! 1255 01:35:19,505 --> 01:35:23,550 Once again, Commander Peter Quincy Taggart, 1256 01:35:23,634 --> 01:35:25,343 Mr. Jason Nesmith! 1257 01:35:27,972 --> 01:35:33,101 Come on, give it up for the crew, the NSEA Protector! 1258 01:35:34,353 --> 01:35:36,730 True love! Yes! 1259 01:35:38,899 --> 01:35:39,983 Wow! 1260 01:35:41,694 --> 01:35:42,986 Come on! 1261 01:35:46,031 --> 01:35:48,616 They're here for you, folks. Come on! 1262 01:35:49,243 --> 01:35:50,660 What a show! 1263 01:35:52,371 --> 01:35:54,038 What a show! Yes! 1264 01:35:57,042 --> 01:36:00,086 Yes! Give it up! Wow! 1265 01:36:02,590 --> 01:36:05,049 Come on, give it up! Give it all up 1266 01:36:05,134 --> 01:36:09,471 for the crew of your favorite show, Galaxy Quest! Wow! 1267 01:36:12,933 --> 01:36:14,601 Come on, come on! 1268 01:36:24,862 --> 01:36:29,157 Don't forget to buy a Galaxy Quest T-shirt on your way out. Thank you. 1269 01:36:35,080 --> 01:36:40,126 And now, back again after 18 years, the new adventures ofGalaxy Quest. 1270 01:41:56,443 --> 01:41:58,778 Never give up. Never surrender. 94626