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mellow music
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[Lane clears throat]
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I'm gonna go.
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I can't.
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You'll still get paid,
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and I can come back tomorrow,
and I'll pick it up.
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I might donate it. I could--
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What is that smell?
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Is that...
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like, feet?
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Do people get nervous?
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That really might--
I might believe.
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Oh, it's period blood, right?
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It's, like--and there's,
like, iron in it.
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I can--do you guys do turkeys?
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Yeah, we only--we only do it
during Thanksgiving.
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I hate turkey, and that's weird
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'cause that's how
this whole thing started.
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It was Thanksgiving.
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I made the Tofurky,
and my sister made turkey.
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And it was that moment, like,
at the end of the night
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when it was just me by myself.
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My nephew started
throwing up or something.
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And I was alone, and it was
the first time I could kind of,
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like, hear myself think.
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And I realized what it was.
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So I went to the refrigerator,
and I opened up the door,
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and I took off the tinfoil,
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and I just started putting
the turkey meat in my mouth.
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I started eating like an animal
like I was mad and furious.
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It was disgusting, and...
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it was so good.
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I'm vegan.
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I've been vegan since
I was in ninth grade,
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and I'm, like,
obnoxious about it.
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I make people feel bad.
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I go around the country,
and I speak about the ease
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of the vegan lifestyle.
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What's your name?
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Chris.
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Chris. I'm Lane.
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So the thing is, Chris,
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there's this situation.
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And I'm not scared
of having a baby.
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I'm scared of who I am
while I'm growing this baby.
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I don't recognize myself.
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I close my eyes at night,
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and I imagine that
I'm eating dead animals.
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Sometimes they're still alive
while I'm eating them.
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Like, a pig is looking me
in the eyes and crying,
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and I'm chewing on its leg.
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Or a goat, a lamb.
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So the other night
I was in a restaurant,
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and this waiter walked by with
this plate
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of, like, frenched lamb.
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It was like a rack of--
you French the lamb.
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That sounds weird.
But I smelled it, and I saw it.
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And my body
just went towards it.
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I didn't--but I'm--
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and the thing is,
I have these hands
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with fingernails
for tearing apart flesh.
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And I have molars
for smashing up bones.
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And I have a brain
that can invent
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and wield a knife for killing
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and carving up a food that I
so desperately want right now.
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And I hate myself for it.
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Oh, God. Whoa!
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Oh, God.
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[laughs]
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You know, they did this, um,
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study in Ecuador
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where they left the heads
on the pigs for the day,
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and the sales plummeted.
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People can't handle this.
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They need to be able
to disassociate
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from where
their meat comes from.
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How fucked up is that?
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Because if I died
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because somebody wanted
to fulfill
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as intense of a craving
as I have right now,
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I would want them
to at least acknowledge me.
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Say, "Thank you," or "Hi,"
or...
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Like, "Hi.
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Hello. Lamb, thank you.
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You were alive, and now
you're dead because of me.
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And Chris and I
are going to cut you up.
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And we're going to put you
in my refrigerator,
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and we're going to cook you.
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And I'm going to eat you
with my mouth and my teeth.
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And you're going to nourish me
and my 14-week-old fetus.
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And that's not fair.
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And maybe...
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there's some alternate universe
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where you're pregnant,
and I'm lying on that table.
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But for right now,
I want to say thank you.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Oh, God. Thank you. Sorry."
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Chris, tell me about this
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gorgeous, dead, sad animal.
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Well, she wasn't sad.
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It was a girl?
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-[Chris] Yeah.
-It was a girl lamb.
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She grew up on Stuart's Farm
about 30 minutes from here.
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She was born
near the apple orchard.
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Always on a pasture.
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Lived with brothers, sisters.
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She was a happy lamb.
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Never had a bad day
except maybe one.
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And that would be the day
that I killed her
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with the captive bolt gun.
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Arguably,
it was a much better death
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than if she would have died
of natural causes.
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But we don't know that.
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I appreciate you said,
"Arguably."
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lively percussive music
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I love her.
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I want her.
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You paid for her.
Are we going to do this?
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Yeah. Let's do this.
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[groans]
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[vocalist singing in language]
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Wow.
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My youngest was like,
"I can eat half a plate."
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He suddenly respected me.
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But I think it actually made me
a total weirdo.
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Spiteful since I was alone.
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[vocalist singing in language]
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I was gonna name her. I forgot.
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I know that's probably
not a good idea, but--
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Well, you can name her now.
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Ugh.
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Names are so hard.
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Chris.
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[laughs]
Yeah. Maybe.
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-Kidding, I'm kidding.
-No, maybe I will.
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Kidding.
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No, fuck it. You know what?
She knows I respect her.
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Do you know if it's a boy
or a girl?
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Yeah, it's a boy.
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I don't know
anything else about him.
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Oh, except for one thing.
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I know he's gonna be
a vegetarian
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as long as I'm in charge
of what he eats.
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-I feel sad for him.
-[Lane laughs]
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Yeah, me too.
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mellow music
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[singer vocalizing]
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