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- Please state your
name for the record.
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-Stan Marsh.
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- And, uh, Mr. Marsh,
you were involved
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in the streaming
wars, is that correct?
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We made stuff for
streaming services, yes.
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And how do you know the
defendant in this case?
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She's the mother of
my f... acquaintance.
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When you made your deals
for streaming services,
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you sort of leveraged them
against each other, didn't you?
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That is correct.
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And now the streaming
bubble has burst
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and your own father is in
hiding, isn't that correct?
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My dad is missing,
that is correct.
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What exactly was your
job in making these
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little Popsicle stick boats
for streaming services?
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Um, my job was to
eat the Popsicles.
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And the people who paid you
didn't care what you made?
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Well, if you look at it, only
about a fourth of what's on
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most streaming services
is really worth a shit,
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so... Oh, sorry.
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Do you know what an
exclusive deal is?
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Yes, I know what an
exclusive deal is.
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So, if you make an exclusive
deal with a streaming service,
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you can't make an exclusive deal
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with another streaming
service, can you?
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It's not our fault that the
streaming wars happened!
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So, then why not just
give back the money?
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- We can't!
- Why not?!
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'Cause the money is all
in Cartman's fucking tits!
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-♪ ♪
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- Ms. Cartman, you and
your son live in a hot dog,
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is that correct?
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Yes, Eric, you know
that's correct.
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And your son wanted you
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to get fake tits so
that the rich guy
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across the street would
let you live with him
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but you refused, is that right?
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That's right.
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So when I said, "If you
don't get fake tits I will,"
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you just told me to go ahead.
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Yes, because I'm sick of
you doing extreme things
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to get your way.
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So you refused even though tons
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of women get fake
breasts all the time.
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Your Honor, I'd like to
introduce Exhibit D...
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Tons of women with fake tits.
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Tom, I'm standing outside the
courthouse where the judge
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has just thrown out the
Cartman v. Cartmancase.
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The judge said, quote, "You're
all a bunch of shitheads.
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Get out of my courtroom."
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Just proof once again, Tom,
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that streaming services
have made everything suck.
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♪ In the beginning ♪
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♪ You really loved me, oh ♪
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♪ I was too blind ♪
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♪ I could not see, now ♪
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♪ But now that you left me ♪
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♪ Oh, how I cried,
I keep crying ♪
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♪ You don't miss your water ♪
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♪ Till your well runs dry ♪
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'Kay, Mom, well, I hope
you learned your lesson.
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So, maybe now, will
you get fake tits
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so I can get these
stupid things out?
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No, Eric! No!
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♪ I never thought, no ♪
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Can I get a Frosty?
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♪ I never thought
you'd ever leave me ♪
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♪ But now that you've left me ♪
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♪ Good Lord, good
Lord, how I cried ♪
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♪ You don't miss your water ♪
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♪ You don't miss your water ♪
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♪ Till your well runs dry ♪
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♪ Ooh, you don't
miss your water ♪
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♪ You don't miss your water ♪
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♪ Till your well runs dry ♪
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♪ I miss my water, I keep
missing my water... ♪
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- Oh, shit, it's Karen!
- What?
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Come on. Go, kids, go.
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What... what happened?
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- Wow, it's the real thing.
- We gotta go!
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There! You see?
Karen is right there!
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Okay, okay, everyone
back... Just stay back!
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All right, Karen. We
don't want any trouble.
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Huh?
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It doesn't have to be like this,
Karen. Let us get you some help.
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Can-can someone please
tell me what's going on?
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Is there, like, a manager
I can speak to somew...
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Karen's clear!
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Move in!
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♪ ♪
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Just relax.
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I need to know what
you remember, Karen.
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I started a streaming service...
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to compete with the weed
farm across the street.
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And some guy died.
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That's right.
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Do you know where the owner
of Credigree Weed is now?
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No.
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The steaming wars
got out of hand.
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Your rival here somehow got
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ManBearPig to work for him
and murder the competition.
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You... went down to the Colorado
State Water Commission's office.
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You asked to speak
with the manager.
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And then you went
full nuclear Karen.
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Full nuclear Karen?
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You went ballistic on everybody.
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Okay...
- Call the cops, goddamn it, if you don't like me over here.
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- Fucking call 'em!
- - Okay. Karen.
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Motherfucker!
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- Go back to Mexico.
- - Listen. I said...
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I said "excuse me."
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Go. Go back wherever
you're from!
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- You traveled all over
the state and demanded to
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- see everyone's managers.
- He's the one... he's the one that went off.
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Oh, God...
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- I don't have a right to be here?!
- Outside the State office
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in Denver, you caused
a 20-car pileup.
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- Huh?! Call a manager now!
- Five people were severely injured.
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And then you
attacked the airport.
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I want the manager of
the fucking airport here!
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Who's tellin' me to...
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I want the manager
of the airport here!
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And then the same thing
happened in Madrid.
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Who is the manager of
this fucking shithole?!
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In Bangladesh...
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And in the mountains of Tibet.
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And I'm sorry, Karen, but...
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I'm afraid all of
this has become
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the most watched
videos on YouTube.
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No.
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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Tolkien...
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What are you doing here?
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I'm looking for
something, all right?
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- Looking for what?
- Anything.
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I don't know! People are saying
that my dad caused all this.
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That he's hiding because
he knows he's guilty.
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I know that's not true.
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What does that have to
do with the rich guy
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who lived here moving away?
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The guy who lived here didn't
move away. He was killed.
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What?
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I know that my dad
wouldn't just run and hide!
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What if he needs me right now?
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Tolkien, I wanted the guy
who lived here to be my dad.
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Who would have killed him?
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♪ ♪
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Okay, I'm done.
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All right, then put
your plate in the sink
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and march right on upstairs!
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Maybe the next time you decide
to pit streaming services
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against each other and cause
a drought, you'll think twice.
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I want no playing, no reading
and no thinking about fun stuff.
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You are being grounded.
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It's not my fault streaming
services paid people more
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than was sustainable
in any business model.
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-Butters.
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Shh! Butters, stop.
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Eric! You can't be in
here, I'm grounded.
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We've been set up, Butters.
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- What?
- The whole streaming wars!
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The whole thing was a lie!
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Eric, is that a real gun?
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Fuck yes, it's a real gun.
Butters, listen to me.
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Someone bought up all the water
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and murdered anyone
who got in their way.
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- No...
- Yes, Butters.
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Someone worked with the
Colorado water commissioner
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and cheated the
system. The same person
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who is now using climate
change to make a profit!
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Who?
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It didn't make sense to me.
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Why my mom was
being so stubborn.
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Why she wouldn't
do what I asked.
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But then I saw Tolkien
across the street
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and I figured it out...
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Tolkien is fucking my mom.
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Tolkien?!
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I wanted my mom to get fake tits
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so she could marry the
rich guy across the street.
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Now that guy is dead and
my mom is acting strange.
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The only explanation is
that she's fucking Tolkien
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and they don't want me to know!
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But, Eric, Tolkien was making
the boats with us, he...
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Butters, Butters.
My eyes are up here.
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Stop staring at my tits.
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Oh, sorry.
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There's a bad guy out
there getting away
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with murder, Butters.
And we have to catch him.
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♪ ♪
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Good people of Denver,
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we are living through
a horrible time.
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This drought, i-it
affect everybody.
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It affect me. My waterpark.
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But I have a plan to not
only reopen my waterpark,
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but also help all of Colorado
with their water supply problem.
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So, if you don't mind, I'd
like to show you my deck.
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- Oh, Christ.
- No.
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This is the business
proposal deck
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for the Pipi streaming service!
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- Oh...
- Oh, that's okay.
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In just a few days I
will reopen my waterpark
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which will now run on 100% pee!
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And then we can collect
half of the pee every day
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and send it out to
the people of Denver
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and all over Colorado
for their daily use.
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I'm sorry, Mr. Pipi,
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but I really don't think we'll
be able to get people to invest
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in your streaming service.
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No, no, no, it's okay!
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Because I got the
biggest celebrities
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who made a commercifor crypto
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to make the commercifor me!
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We are living in
a severe drought.
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There simply isn't
a choice anymore,
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we have to find alternate
sources for water.
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Hi. I'm Matt Damon.
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You've heard me talk
about the wonders of
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cryptocurrency, and
now there's a company
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who can give us that new source.
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Pipi water.
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Pee can be used for
almost anything.
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We can water our lawns with it.
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We can also use urine
for our shower water.
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Fortune favors the brave.
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And a brave person knows
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that pasta cooked in pee
water tastes just fine.
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Okay, hold on.
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Fortune favors the brave.
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Did you know frozen pee can make
for a delicious summer treat?
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Okay.
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Fortune favors the brave.
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And pee water actually
pairs really well
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with an Impossible Burger.
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Fortune...
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Fortune favors the brave.
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Fortune favors the br...
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Go pee!
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With Pipi+.
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MATT DAMON for water.
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- Hi. I'm Matt Damon.
- Dad?
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You've heard me talk about
the wonders of cryptocurrency,
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and now there's a company who
can give us that new source.
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Pipi water.
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- You okay?
- Pee can be used for almost anything.
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- What have I become, Stan?
- We can water our lawns with it.
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- How did I just sit by and let the world sink to this?
- We can also use urine
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for our shower water.
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I used to be a scientist.
Do you remember that?
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I was the one who warned
the town about a volcano.
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I warned them about
the day after tomorrow.
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And then... it all
become about weed.
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When did that happen, Stan?
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I guess we all just
got greedy, Dad.
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I wanted to be a
scientist because
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scientists solve problems.
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Do you even know what kind
of geologist I was, Stan?
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No.
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I was a "fluvial
geomorphologist."
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Someone who studies the
changes in streams and rivers.
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And when the town
needed me most...
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I was just out bitching
because all I cared about
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was getting high and rich.
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I can't even
remember the old me.
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♪ ♪
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♪ There was a boy
I used to know ♪
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♪ With dreams as big as
the fire in his heart ♪
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♪ He grew to be a man
of such good will ♪
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♪ Always so patient ♪
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♪ Always so smart ♪
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♪ He had so much but
he threw it away ♪
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♪ Somewhere along
he got off track ♪
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♪ But today he's making
the change for good ♪
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♪ And now that man
is coming back ♪
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♪ Oh, we missed you, Randy ♪
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♪ Where have you been? ♪
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♪ It seems such a long time ♪
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♪ Since we've seen
our old friend ♪
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♪ Everyone needs you, Randy ♪
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♪ Where did you go? ♪
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♪ It's like you just
became a one-note ♪
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♪ Overwrought part of the show ♪
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♪ Here I am trying
to make it right ♪
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♪ Gonna take my life back
with my baby tonight ♪
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♪ Oh, we missed you, Randy,
we missed you, Randy ♪
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♪ Where have you been? ♪
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♪ I've been acting like a fool ♪
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♪ It seems such a long time ♪
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♪ Since we've seen
you, old friend ♪
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♪ We've all been waiting
for this day to come ♪
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♪ We're all so happy about
the things you've done ♪
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♪ 'Cause you're
going back to Randy ♪
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♪ I'm going back to Randy ♪
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♪ We missed you, Randy ♪
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♪ I missed me, Randy ♪
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♪ It's so good to
have you back now ♪
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- ♪ Our dear friend ♪
- ♪ We missed you, Randy ♪
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♪ Our dear friend, Randy ♪
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- ♪ I'm Randy ♪
- ♪ Randy ♪
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- ♪ Randy, Randy ♪
- ♪ I'm Randy. ♪
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- All right, I've
got eyes on him.
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Looks like he's in
the basement bathroom.
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- I didn't even know Tolkien
had a basement bathroom.
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- Yeah, neither did
I. Sneaky bastard.
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00:16:17,295 --> 00:16:19,021
Seems like he's
looking for something.
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Oh, nope, he's
turning back around.
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He's pulling down his pants.
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Oh, I think he's
gonna take a shit.
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Mark down: "- 35,
started taking shit."
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What the fuck are you doing?
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-Oh, shit. Go, go, go.
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-♪ ♪
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Hello?! Where are...
Eric, I can see you!
318
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CARTMAN There's no
way he can see us.
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Just stay still.
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00:16:48,533 --> 00:16:51,260
I see you behind
the fucking tree!
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00:16:52,433 --> 00:16:54,642
Don't come another step
closer or I shoot Butters.
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00:16:54,746 --> 00:16:55,816
What?!
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00:16:55,919 --> 00:16:57,542
Let's go. Move. Move!
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00:16:58,370 --> 00:17:00,959
Do you wanna tell me
what's going on, Tolkien?
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00:17:01,063 --> 00:17:03,272
- I have no idea!
- Sure!
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00:17:03,375 --> 00:17:05,043
We're all supposed to believe
that streaming services
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were all our fault.
328
00:17:06,447 --> 00:17:07,873
I remember that day
at school, Tolkien.
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00:17:07,897 --> 00:17:09,897
You were the one who said
I should build the boats.
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Because I felt bad for you!
331
00:17:11,625 --> 00:17:13,040
You felt bad for me?
332
00:17:13,144 --> 00:17:15,018
Or maybe is it that you wanted
the drought to... Butters,
333
00:17:15,042 --> 00:17:16,699
will you please stop
staring at my tits.
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00:17:16,802 --> 00:17:18,528
I'm sorry.
335
00:17:18,632 --> 00:17:20,323
We've been doing
research, Tolkien.
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00:17:20,427 --> 00:17:22,049
Somebody manipulated the system.
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00:17:22,153 --> 00:17:23,947
All the water
rights, water laws,
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there's a big
chain of corruption
339
00:17:25,466 --> 00:17:26,719
and the whole thing
stinks like your wiener
340
00:17:26,743 --> 00:17:28,435
after fucking my mom.
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00:17:28,538 --> 00:17:31,541
Eric, I swear, I have no clue
what you're talking about.
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00:17:31,645 --> 00:17:32,680
Then read it.
343
00:17:35,027 --> 00:17:37,237
Read about how none of the
streaming services had any
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chance of lasting but paid out
thousands of dollars anyway.
345
00:17:39,101 --> 00:17:41,448
Read about how the water
commissioner of Colorado
346
00:17:41,551 --> 00:17:43,174
knew about it the entire time!
347
00:17:43,277 --> 00:17:45,383
Eric, where did you get this?
348
00:17:45,486 --> 00:17:47,143
Tolkien, my eyes are up here,
349
00:17:47,247 --> 00:17:48,869
please stop staring
at my titties.
350
00:17:48,972 --> 00:17:50,664
I am staring you
dead in the eye.
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00:17:50,767 --> 00:17:52,390
Where did you get this?
352
00:17:52,493 --> 00:17:53,632
♪ ♪
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00:17:53,736 --> 00:17:55,600
Hi. I'm Gwyneth Paltrow.
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00:17:55,703 --> 00:17:58,741
I got women everywhere excited
about investing in crypto.
355
00:17:58,844 --> 00:18:02,262
And now there's something
even better to invest in.
356
00:18:04,264 --> 00:18:08,095
Uh... uh... um...
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00:18:09,476 --> 00:18:11,650
Fortune favors the brave.
Fortune favors the brave.
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00:18:16,724 --> 00:18:17,932
Go pee!
359
00:18:18,036 --> 00:18:20,142
With Pipi+.
360
00:18:23,386 --> 00:18:25,216
My fellow Coloradoans,
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00:18:25,319 --> 00:18:27,218
today we will try to put an end
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00:18:27,321 --> 00:18:29,496
to the drought that
has crippled our state.
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00:18:29,599 --> 00:18:33,293
It's my pleasure to announce
that the city of Denver
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00:18:33,396 --> 00:18:37,228
will be investing heavily in
the Pipi streaming service.
365
00:18:37,331 --> 00:18:40,748
And we encourage
you all to "Go pee."
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00:18:42,785 --> 00:18:45,995
Oh, thank you!
Thank you, Denver!
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00:18:46,098 --> 00:18:50,931
It is a my honor to give you
all of the pee that I can.
368
00:18:51,034 --> 00:18:55,177
And so, as of today,
we are all going
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00:18:55,280 --> 00:18:57,662
- to live in...
- RANDY Wait!
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00:18:58,628 --> 00:19:00,872
Hold on!
371
00:19:00,975 --> 00:19:03,495
- Who is that?
- Excuse me!
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00:19:03,599 --> 00:19:06,395
Please, I have to
get to the front!
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00:19:06,498 --> 00:19:08,535
I'm sorry. I'm sorry,
everyone, please.
374
00:19:08,638 --> 00:19:10,053
-Please, I have an announcement.
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00:19:10,157 --> 00:19:13,885
Everyone, my name
is Dr. Randy Marsh
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00:19:13,988 --> 00:19:15,749
and I am...
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00:19:15,852 --> 00:19:18,165
-a scientist!
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00:19:18,993 --> 00:19:22,204
The damage that has been
done to our fresh water
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00:19:22,307 --> 00:19:25,897
due to the streaming wars
is irreversible, yes.
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00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,417
But I believe I have a plan.
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00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:30,315
And if you don't mind,
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00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:33,663
I'd like to show my deck to
each and every one of you.
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00:19:34,768 --> 00:19:36,770
Whip it out, bro!
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00:19:38,116 --> 00:19:39,324
The answer...
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00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:42,776
is an ocean water
desalinization plant.
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00:19:42,879 --> 00:19:45,572
When all of you hear about
droughts in our country,
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00:19:45,675 --> 00:19:49,023
don't you ever think, "Wait,
the Earth is 75% water.
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00:19:49,127 --> 00:19:52,061
What the fuck? How can we not
have enough water, right?"
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00:19:53,407 --> 00:19:55,029
The only thing
stopping us from not
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00:19:55,133 --> 00:19:58,826
being able to use seawater
for our daily use is the salt.
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00:19:58,930 --> 00:20:01,208
I have a plan to pipe the water
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00:20:01,312 --> 00:20:03,175
from the oceans up to
the Continental Divide.
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00:20:03,279 --> 00:20:05,626
From there, we separate
the salt from the water,
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00:20:05,730 --> 00:20:10,079
giving our entire country
enough clean water forever.
395
00:20:10,182 --> 00:20:15,084
And we ship the salt off to
Arby's and KFC where it belongs.
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00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:22,298
Dr. Marsh, you have all
the funding you need.
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00:20:22,402 --> 00:20:24,990
Randy Marsh has the better deck!
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00:20:31,928 --> 00:20:33,136
♪ ♪
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00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:34,655
♪ She's only 17... ♪
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00:20:34,759 --> 00:20:37,969
Ever since I can remember,
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00:20:38,072 --> 00:20:40,247
I've wanted two things.
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00:20:40,351 --> 00:20:43,595
My own waterpark and
to only have to pay
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00:20:43,699 --> 00:20:48,428
for one streaming service.
And what I didn't know...
404
00:20:48,531 --> 00:20:51,085
was that my own employees
405
00:20:51,189 --> 00:20:53,674
would try to fuck me!
406
00:20:53,778 --> 00:20:56,677
And fucking ruin my life!
407
00:20:56,781 --> 00:21:00,371
Who is this guy talking about
a desalinization plant?!
408
00:21:00,474 --> 00:21:02,649
How did we miss him?!
409
00:21:02,752 --> 00:21:05,755
He's just some scientist,
h-he came out of nowhere.
410
00:21:05,859 --> 00:21:10,139
I asked you to take care of
anybody who might get in my way!
411
00:21:10,242 --> 00:21:12,175
I just wanna be a lifeguard.
412
00:21:12,279 --> 00:21:14,074
"I just wanna be a lifeguard."
413
00:21:14,177 --> 00:21:16,525
You just wanna fuck Pipi!
414
00:21:16,628 --> 00:21:19,390
You're all a bunch of
stinky poopy babies!
415
00:21:19,493 --> 00:21:23,014
All of you! You
little pussy bitches!
416
00:21:24,498 --> 00:21:26,155
Oh, you don't like that, huh?
417
00:21:26,258 --> 00:21:28,260
I told you, I told
you kill anyone
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00:21:28,364 --> 00:21:29,924
in the mountains who
could be a problem!
419
00:21:29,952 --> 00:21:33,576
You a little ManBear-bitch,
that's what you are!
420
00:21:35,164 --> 00:21:37,166
You wanna fuck with Pipi, huh?
421
00:21:37,269 --> 00:21:39,030
Don't forget what I have on you.
422
00:21:39,133 --> 00:21:40,825
Sit down, ManBearBitchy!
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00:21:43,379 --> 00:21:46,382
I want that
desalinization plant gone
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00:21:46,486 --> 00:21:49,523
and I want the scientist dead!
425
00:21:49,627 --> 00:21:52,354
There can only be one
streaming service.
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00:21:52,457 --> 00:21:55,598
And it's going to be Pipi+!
427
00:22:01,224 --> 00:22:04,400
♪ ♪
428
00:22:04,504 --> 00:22:06,989
It was-15 on Thursday night.
429
00:22:07,092 --> 00:22:09,509
The people were all excited
about the possibility
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00:22:09,612 --> 00:22:11,614
of a new desalinization plant.
431
00:22:11,718 --> 00:22:14,859
But I had a lingering
uneasiness in my gut.
432
00:22:14,962 --> 00:22:17,793
And then, just like that,
in walked the nicest pair
433
00:22:17,896 --> 00:22:21,383
of knockers I'd ever
seen in my life.
434
00:22:25,525 --> 00:22:27,009
Detective, we need
to talk to you.
435
00:22:27,112 --> 00:22:28,942
Aw, fuck, not you again.
436
00:22:29,045 --> 00:22:31,220
Get out of here kid, I'm not
going to arrest your mom.
437
00:22:31,323 --> 00:22:33,716
You might think differently when
you hear what we have to say.
438
00:22:33,740 --> 00:22:35,742
- Go ahead, Tolkien.
- Sir,
439
00:22:35,845 --> 00:22:37,675
we think the person who
killed Robert Cussler
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00:22:37,778 --> 00:22:40,781
actually had a bigger plan:
to make the drought happen.
441
00:22:41,748 --> 00:22:43,750
Your father killed
Robert Cussler.
442
00:22:43,853 --> 00:22:46,097
And what makes you think
he had a bigger plan?
443
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:49,445
Wait a minute. Did he tell
you his business plan?
444
00:22:49,549 --> 00:22:51,585
Did he show you his deck?!
445
00:22:51,689 --> 00:22:52,793
No.
446
00:22:52,897 --> 00:22:54,968
My uncle Larry showed
me his dick once.
447
00:22:55,071 --> 00:22:57,557
My dad isn't capable
of killing anyone.
448
00:22:57,660 --> 00:22:59,144
Well, I'm sure that's true.
449
00:22:59,248 --> 00:23:03,045
And that's why your father
had ManBearPig do it for him.
450
00:23:03,148 --> 00:23:05,979
You see, your dad used
ManBearPig to get rid
451
00:23:06,082 --> 00:23:08,775
of the competition in
the streaming wars.
452
00:23:08,878 --> 00:23:10,121
Butters, please.
453
00:23:10,224 --> 00:23:12,468
And ManBearPig will
just go right on doing
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00:23:12,572 --> 00:23:15,540
whatever Tolkien's father
says because he's afraid.
455
00:23:15,644 --> 00:23:18,716
ManBearPig is afraid? Of what?
456
00:23:19,889 --> 00:23:24,135
Afraid for the safety...
of its wife and child.
457
00:23:24,963 --> 00:23:29,174
Not many people know about
PigBearGirl and Chuck Chuck,
458
00:23:29,278 --> 00:23:31,832
but your father must have
threatened ManBearPig
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00:23:31,936 --> 00:23:33,972
that he would tell
people they exist.
460
00:23:34,076 --> 00:23:37,838
And if everyone knew that
climate change had a child,
461
00:23:37,942 --> 00:23:39,564
they'd go after it.
462
00:23:39,668 --> 00:23:42,222
Okay, whatever, but
you have no proof
463
00:23:42,325 --> 00:23:43,879
that it was my dad
who did anything.
464
00:23:43,982 --> 00:23:45,639
Don't I?
465
00:23:46,744 --> 00:23:49,125
I happen to know for a
fact that while the rest
466
00:23:49,229 --> 00:23:50,851
of the state is suffering,
467
00:23:50,955 --> 00:23:52,612
your dad has been
out living it up.
468
00:23:52,715 --> 00:23:54,441
Surveillance camera
caught him enjoying
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00:23:54,545 --> 00:23:56,478
his time at a waterpark.
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00:24:00,136 --> 00:24:01,931
The waterpark.
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00:24:03,105 --> 00:24:04,382
♪ ♪
472
00:24:04,486 --> 00:24:06,418
Hello, I'm Larry David.
473
00:24:06,522 --> 00:24:08,420
When I made my Superbowl
commercial for crypto,
474
00:24:08,524 --> 00:24:10,561
I didn't even really
know what it was!
475
00:24:10,664 --> 00:24:12,563
But thanks to the money
I made, I now can enjoy
476
00:24:12,666 --> 00:24:15,324
my favorite beverage every day!
477
00:24:22,849 --> 00:24:24,195
Go pee!
478
00:24:24,298 --> 00:24:26,059
With Pipi+.
479
00:24:46,528 --> 00:24:48,460
Hello?
480
00:24:49,289 --> 00:24:51,429
Where the fuck am I?
481
00:24:59,299 --> 00:25:01,094
Hello?!
482
00:25:09,274 --> 00:25:13,002
- Well, I don't know, but it
needs to be a-fixed, okay?
483
00:25:13,106 --> 00:25:15,591
Maybe we have some
kind of intruder, huh,
484
00:25:15,695 --> 00:25:17,938
that's doing the
sabotage, you know!
485
00:25:18,042 --> 00:25:19,457
We looked everywhere, sir.
486
00:25:19,561 --> 00:25:21,010
We didn't find anything.
487
00:25:21,114 --> 00:25:23,288
- Well, look harder,
you stupid fuck!
488
00:25:23,392 --> 00:25:25,670
Something going on down here!
489
00:25:39,581 --> 00:25:42,860
Who are you? Did
you bandage me up?
490
00:25:44,516 --> 00:25:45,966
Chuck Chuck!
491
00:25:47,727 --> 00:25:48,842
Come on! Something's happened
492
00:25:48,866 --> 00:25:50,592
to the outtake valves again!
493
00:26:01,637 --> 00:26:03,535
Okay, that's great, guys.
494
00:26:03,639 --> 00:26:05,779
Keep the pipe on
the downward slope.
495
00:26:05,883 --> 00:26:08,506
- How's it all going?
- Oh, thanks, honey.
496
00:26:08,610 --> 00:26:10,163
It's good. Fast.
497
00:26:10,266 --> 00:26:12,026
I think we can have this
thing up and running
498
00:26:12,061 --> 00:26:14,512
- for tests in a week.
- That's amazing.
499
00:26:14,616 --> 00:26:16,928
You're not so bad
yourself, babe.
500
00:26:18,654 --> 00:26:20,276
Oh, and hey, Sharon?
501
00:26:21,277 --> 00:26:23,625
Sorry about the
whole "weed thing."
502
00:26:23,728 --> 00:26:25,937
It's okay, Randy.
503
00:26:28,871 --> 00:26:30,751
All right, Nelson, I've
updated the engineering.
504
00:26:30,839 --> 00:26:32,564
I've accounted for the elevation
505
00:26:32,668 --> 00:26:34,808
but I still can't
figure out the pipeline.
506
00:26:34,912 --> 00:26:37,259
The problem is actually
getting enough pressure
507
00:26:37,362 --> 00:26:39,813
to get the saltwater
up here to the plant.
508
00:26:39,917 --> 00:26:41,884
It almost seems impossible.
509
00:26:41,988 --> 00:26:43,368
I don't know how
you get saltwater
510
00:26:43,472 --> 00:26:45,612
up here without a
tremendous amount of energy.
511
00:26:45,716 --> 00:26:47,234
Yeah, well, let's
just keep working.
512
00:26:47,338 --> 00:26:48,684
There has to be an answer.
513
00:26:48,788 --> 00:26:50,962
Science always has an answer.
514
00:26:51,066 --> 00:26:53,551
Randy, it's good
to have you back
515
00:26:53,655 --> 00:26:55,415
at the U.S. Geological Survey.
516
00:26:55,518 --> 00:26:56,899
Thanks, Nelson.
517
00:26:58,142 --> 00:26:59,142
Oh, and hey, Nelson?
518
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:02,456
Sorry about the
whole "weed thing."
519
00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:04,562
That's okay, Randy.
520
00:27:09,671 --> 00:27:11,500
♪ ♪
521
00:27:11,603 --> 00:27:13,675
Hi, my name is Naomi Osaka.
522
00:27:13,778 --> 00:27:16,470
And I enjoy crypto
just like I enjoy
523
00:27:16,574 --> 00:27:19,301
fresh piss on my organic greens.
524
00:27:23,374 --> 00:27:24,962
Fortune favors the brave.
525
00:27:25,065 --> 00:27:27,689
- Fortune favors the brave.
- Fortune favors the brave.
526
00:27:27,792 --> 00:27:29,863
Fortune favors the brave.
527
00:27:34,523 --> 00:27:35,524
Go pee!
528
00:27:35,627 --> 00:27:37,043
With Pipi+.
529
00:27:37,837 --> 00:27:41,737
♪ She's a summertime girl ♪
530
00:27:43,670 --> 00:27:45,810
ANNOUNCER Welcome
to Pipi's Waterpark!
531
00:27:45,914 --> 00:27:49,296
Where the thrills and
fun are all 100% urine.
532
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:52,196
We hope you have a magical
day and if you need to
533
00:27:52,299 --> 00:27:56,027
use the restroom, just let it
go in one of our many pools.
534
00:27:56,131 --> 00:27:58,064
Your pee will be
collected and harvested
535
00:27:58,167 --> 00:28:01,481
for Denver's water
supply. Go pee, Colorado.
536
00:28:01,584 --> 00:28:02,793
♪ She'll take you... ♪
537
00:28:02,896 --> 00:28:05,519
Boy, oh boy, what a
great day for a swim!
538
00:28:05,623 --> 00:28:08,660
Can't wait to hit
that fresh pool!
539
00:28:08,764 --> 00:28:11,629
Blackhawk, this is
Browneye. I am in position.
540
00:28:12,595 --> 00:28:14,977
Copy, Butters. Do you see
the slide we're looking for?
541
00:28:16,116 --> 00:28:18,394
That's a negative,
Blackhawk. Got nothin' here.
542
00:28:18,498 --> 00:28:20,603
What about over by the
funnel cakes, Eric?
543
00:28:21,812 --> 00:28:23,012
♪ She's a summertime girl... ♪
544
00:28:23,089 --> 00:28:24,711
I don't see the
slide that matches
545
00:28:24,815 --> 00:28:26,195
the one in the picture, Tolkien.
546
00:28:26,299 --> 00:28:28,542
I'm afraid this could
be a dead end, guys.
547
00:28:28,646 --> 00:28:30,613
- Wait. Oh, my God.
- What?
548
00:28:30,717 --> 00:28:33,409
There's a guy here who's just
totally staring at my tits.
549
00:28:33,513 --> 00:28:35,964
Hey, do you mind, sir?
My eyes are up here.
550
00:28:36,067 --> 00:28:37,804
Eric, we're trying not to
draw attention to oursel...
551
00:28:37,828 --> 00:28:39,761
Stop looking at my
tits! Yes, you are!
552
00:28:39,864 --> 00:28:41,279
Eric, do you...
553
00:28:41,383 --> 00:28:42,912
These people are all
staring at my fucking tits!
554
00:28:42,936 --> 00:28:44,351
They're such perverts!
555
00:28:44,455 --> 00:28:47,078
Little boy, we're just a
bit shocked to see that.
556
00:28:47,182 --> 00:28:49,632
Yeah, 'cause you're on the itty
bitty titty committee, bitch!
557
00:28:49,736 --> 00:28:52,118
Just focus on the
fucking plan, Eric!
558
00:28:52,946 --> 00:28:54,361
Hey, fellas, I think I got it!
559
00:28:54,465 --> 00:28:57,399
I found the slide where
the photo was taken!
560
00:28:58,193 --> 00:29:01,058
And there's some kind of bunker
entrance right next to it.
561
00:29:09,514 --> 00:29:11,758
♪ ♪
562
00:29:19,593 --> 00:29:21,526
Hello, ma'am. I'm sorry
563
00:29:21,630 --> 00:29:24,909
but I need to speak with
you about your husband.
564
00:29:26,152 --> 00:29:28,292
- Is he dead?
- Not yet.
565
00:29:28,395 --> 00:29:32,227
But he will be as soon as I
can find him. Can I come in?
566
00:29:33,090 --> 00:29:35,402
Your husband is a
very dangerous man.
567
00:29:35,506 --> 00:29:38,854
We now believe that he caused
the whole drought to happen.
568
00:29:38,958 --> 00:29:41,374
- Do you mind?
- Yes.
569
00:29:41,477 --> 00:29:42,893
Great.
570
00:29:42,996 --> 00:29:45,585
Now, obviously, your
husband had some kind
571
00:29:45,688 --> 00:29:47,380
of bigger business plan.
572
00:29:48,174 --> 00:29:50,141
He might have it all
explained somewhere.
573
00:29:50,245 --> 00:29:52,109
Does your husband have a deck?
574
00:29:53,110 --> 00:29:54,939
Of course my husband has a dick.
575
00:29:55,043 --> 00:29:57,390
Well, I'd like to see it,
if that's okay with you.
576
00:29:57,493 --> 00:30:00,220
How am I supposed to show
you when I don't even know
577
00:30:00,324 --> 00:30:02,257
- where he is?
- All right. If you want to
578
00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:04,121
be difficult,
ma'am, that's fine.
579
00:30:04,224 --> 00:30:06,537
But you know where
your husband is
580
00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:08,228
and so does your little boy.
581
00:30:08,332 --> 00:30:10,161
I'm sure that you've
both seen his deck
582
00:30:10,265 --> 00:30:12,198
and I'm sure it's
pretty massive.
583
00:30:12,301 --> 00:30:15,063
Detective, my husband
is a good man.
584
00:30:15,166 --> 00:30:17,168
Well, I'm sure he
was at one point.
585
00:30:17,272 --> 00:30:19,377
But then he started
a streaming service
586
00:30:19,481 --> 00:30:21,724
and became the monster
that he is today.
587
00:30:21,828 --> 00:30:24,382
Okay, well, I think
you should leave now.
588
00:30:24,486 --> 00:30:26,039
All right, fine.
589
00:30:26,143 --> 00:30:29,008
But just so you know, when
I find your husband...
590
00:30:29,111 --> 00:30:32,114
And I will find him...
I'm gonna shoot him.
591
00:30:32,218 --> 00:30:35,186
And then I'll check
out his deck later.
592
00:30:36,739 --> 00:30:39,397
♪ ♪
593
00:30:45,541 --> 00:30:46,784
This must be where all the pee
594
00:30:46,888 --> 00:30:48,717
is collected for Pipi's
streaming service.
595
00:30:48,820 --> 00:30:51,030
Sure is a lot of pee!
596
00:30:51,858 --> 00:30:53,378
This place is massive.
They had to have
597
00:30:53,411 --> 00:30:55,172
been working on this
place for years!
598
00:30:55,275 --> 00:30:56,967
Yeah, looks like someone
has been planning
599
00:30:57,070 --> 00:30:59,003
on fucking my mom
for a long time!
600
00:30:59,107 --> 00:31:02,006
Everyone spread out and
see what you can find.
601
00:31:03,939 --> 00:31:05,561
What exactly are we looking for?
602
00:31:05,665 --> 00:31:08,668
Documents, contracts, condoms,
whatever you can find.
603
00:31:08,771 --> 00:31:10,912
Get a picture of
anything unusual.
604
00:31:11,015 --> 00:31:12,603
People would be very
interested to see
605
00:31:12,706 --> 00:31:14,156
how far along this all is.
606
00:31:14,260 --> 00:31:17,366
Hey, there's some little
brown chocolates on the floor.
607
00:31:22,647 --> 00:31:23,717
Chunk!
608
00:31:26,168 --> 00:31:27,168
Whoa!
609
00:31:32,209 --> 00:31:35,937
It's okay. It's okay.
We're not gonna hurt you.
610
00:31:36,765 --> 00:31:38,870
Chuck Chuck?
611
00:31:40,596 --> 00:31:42,046
The fuck is that?
612
00:31:42,150 --> 00:31:43,461
What are you doing down here?
613
00:31:43,565 --> 00:31:45,015
Are you lost?
614
00:31:45,877 --> 00:31:47,741
Chuck Chuck.
615
00:31:49,329 --> 00:31:51,987
You guys, seriously,
the fuck is that?
616
00:31:52,091 --> 00:31:54,714
It's like a little bear pig...
617
00:31:57,234 --> 00:31:59,408
They don't know you're
down here, do they?
618
00:31:59,512 --> 00:32:01,928
Chuck Chuck.
619
00:32:02,032 --> 00:32:04,482
Hey, stop right there!
620
00:32:17,219 --> 00:32:19,739
Yeah, we did it! We did it!
621
00:32:19,842 --> 00:32:21,258
Tell the boss we caught 'em!
622
00:32:21,361 --> 00:32:23,018
We finally caught
the little buggers
623
00:32:23,122 --> 00:32:25,469
that've been messing with
the equipment down here.
624
00:32:28,023 --> 00:32:29,059
♪ ♪
625
00:32:29,162 --> 00:32:30,681
I'm Reese Witherspoon.
626
00:32:30,784 --> 00:32:32,269
I think crypto is a great idea
627
00:32:32,372 --> 00:32:35,030
but there's one investment
that's even smarter.
628
00:32:35,134 --> 00:32:37,895
That's why when my family is
enjoying festive party games,
629
00:32:37,999 --> 00:32:39,931
we do it in pee.
630
00:32:55,257 --> 00:32:56,569
Go pee!
631
00:32:56,672 --> 00:32:58,502
With Pipi+.
632
00:33:05,992 --> 00:33:07,442
Oh, hey, honey.
633
00:33:07,545 --> 00:33:09,237
- Any luck?
- No.
634
00:33:09,340 --> 00:33:11,894
The plant is almost ready to
go and I still can't figure out
635
00:33:11,998 --> 00:33:13,896
how to get the saltwater to it.
636
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,347
The elevations are
just too extreme.
637
00:33:16,451 --> 00:33:18,073
Hey, what are the kids doing?
638
00:33:18,177 --> 00:33:20,489
Mm, they're just in
their rooms, hanging out.
639
00:33:20,593 --> 00:33:21,939
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
640
00:33:22,043 --> 00:33:23,986
How about we round them
up and go take a nice walk
641
00:33:24,010 --> 00:33:25,460
- or something.
- You sure?
642
00:33:25,563 --> 00:33:28,325
Yeah, I need a break and
they need a dad. Come on.
643
00:33:30,430 --> 00:33:32,260
Oh, hang on a
second, it's Nelson.
644
00:33:32,363 --> 00:33:33,951
Hey, Nelson! How's
it going up there?
645
00:33:34,055 --> 00:33:36,540
Randy! Randy!
646
00:33:36,643 --> 00:33:38,335
The plant!
647
00:33:38,438 --> 00:33:39,715
It's all wrecked!
648
00:33:39,819 --> 00:33:40,899
What are you talking about?
649
00:33:40,992 --> 00:33:43,064
It was climate change, Randy!
650
00:33:43,167 --> 00:33:45,031
It ripped apart the
watershed and took
651
00:33:45,135 --> 00:33:47,275
a huge shit in the
conversion tanks!
652
00:33:47,378 --> 00:33:48,586
No.
653
00:33:48,690 --> 00:33:50,347
It just started
tearing through people.
654
00:33:50,450 --> 00:33:54,420
But, Randy, it seemed like
it was looking for something.
655
00:33:54,523 --> 00:33:57,699
I'm scared it might have
been looking for you.
656
00:34:02,807 --> 00:34:04,568
Randy, what's going on?
657
00:34:05,465 --> 00:34:07,122
What's going on, Dad?
658
00:34:07,226 --> 00:34:09,297
Take the kids to the
basement and lock the door.
659
00:34:10,677 --> 00:34:11,747
Randy, what are we...
660
00:34:11,851 --> 00:34:14,302
Just do it, baby, please!
661
00:34:21,447 --> 00:34:23,725
Randy, I'm not gonna hurt you.
662
00:34:24,553 --> 00:34:26,314
What the fuck are
you doing here?!
663
00:34:26,417 --> 00:34:29,075
I need your help, Randy.
I can't go to the police.
664
00:34:29,179 --> 00:34:31,077
Yeah, no shit, 'cause
you're a murderer!
665
00:34:31,181 --> 00:34:32,941
I didn't kill anyone!
666
00:34:33,044 --> 00:34:34,943
Look, I know we've
had our differences.
667
00:34:35,046 --> 00:34:36,979
But I need you to
trust me right now.
668
00:34:37,083 --> 00:34:39,189
I don't care about
Credigree Weed anymore.
669
00:34:39,292 --> 00:34:40,914
I just want to fix the drought.
670
00:34:41,018 --> 00:34:42,882
You're not going
to fix it because
671
00:34:42,985 --> 00:34:44,746
Pipi controls everything!
672
00:34:44,849 --> 00:34:46,196
Pipi?
673
00:34:46,299 --> 00:34:48,163
He used the water
commissioner to get us
674
00:34:48,267 --> 00:34:50,303
to start our streaming
war against each other.
675
00:34:51,718 --> 00:34:52,788
No.
676
00:34:52,892 --> 00:34:54,445
He used us, Randy.
677
00:34:54,549 --> 00:34:56,699
Pipi tried to have me killed
but some little beaver thing
678
00:34:56,723 --> 00:34:58,104
saved me. Please.
679
00:34:58,208 --> 00:34:59,564
My wife said Tolkien
and his friends
680
00:34:59,588 --> 00:35:01,142
went to look for me
at the waterpark.
681
00:35:01,245 --> 00:35:03,730
Credigree and Tegridy
have to work together.
682
00:35:06,147 --> 00:35:08,218
Tegridy took over my life
683
00:35:08,321 --> 00:35:10,944
and completely
ruined my character.
684
00:35:11,048 --> 00:35:12,532
Don't you get it?
685
00:35:12,636 --> 00:35:16,053
We aren't the ones who are
ever gonna help anything.
686
00:35:17,606 --> 00:35:20,022
We're the ones who
make everything worse.
687
00:35:24,924 --> 00:35:28,790
It's no use, we can't
hack through the bars.
688
00:35:28,893 --> 00:35:32,656
Hey. Hey there.
689
00:35:35,935 --> 00:35:38,075
Chuck Chuck.
690
00:35:38,869 --> 00:35:40,111
Hey.
691
00:35:40,215 --> 00:35:41,941
Are you down here
looking for your dad?
692
00:35:42,044 --> 00:35:43,839
I'm looking for my dad, too.
693
00:35:43,943 --> 00:35:46,014
Oh, God, that's so cheesy.
694
00:35:47,602 --> 00:35:49,742
You don't have to
be afraid of people.
695
00:35:49,845 --> 00:35:50,984
I can tell you why.
696
00:35:58,060 --> 00:35:59,752
Chuck Chuck.
697
00:36:00,580 --> 00:36:02,410
Yes. Good, Tolkien, I
think you're starting
698
00:36:02,513 --> 00:36:04,619
-to reason with it.
699
00:36:07,553 --> 00:36:08,553
So!
700
00:36:08,623 --> 00:36:10,176
You're the little "sabotagis"
701
00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:11,971
that's been messing
with my stuff, huh?
702
00:36:12,074 --> 00:36:15,216
Uh, no, we actually just
got here recently, sir.
703
00:36:15,319 --> 00:36:18,149
- Where is my dad?
- Your dad?
704
00:36:18,253 --> 00:36:19,910
-Oh...
705
00:36:20,013 --> 00:36:23,258
You the boys that make-a
the little boats-a. No?
706
00:36:23,362 --> 00:36:26,157
Oh, you help Pipi so much!
707
00:36:26,261 --> 00:36:29,091
You probably made a
lot of money, huh?
708
00:36:30,127 --> 00:36:31,542
We didn't know
what we were doing.
709
00:36:31,646 --> 00:36:34,511
Yeah, well, who does, huh?
710
00:36:34,614 --> 00:36:37,065
That's doing
business in America.
711
00:36:37,168 --> 00:36:38,687
You just get in,
712
00:36:38,791 --> 00:36:41,897
fuck everything up, pay
people money you don't have,
713
00:36:42,001 --> 00:36:45,280
and try to get a big
market evaluation, yes?
714
00:36:45,384 --> 00:36:46,661
So you sped up climate change
715
00:36:46,764 --> 00:36:48,559
and then you fucked
my mom, is that it?
716
00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:50,285
Scusi?
717
00:36:50,389 --> 00:36:51,907
No, see, what he did was
718
00:36:52,011 --> 00:36:53,171
he paid people too much money
719
00:36:53,254 --> 00:36:54,694
while actually
devaluing the artists,
720
00:36:54,772 --> 00:36:56,785
creating a streaming business
that was driving content
721
00:36:56,809 --> 00:36:58,604
instead of content
driving the business.
722
00:36:58,707 --> 00:37:01,503
So now he's got a huge company
but all he's delivering is piss.
723
00:37:01,607 --> 00:37:04,265
And now I'm about to have
the only streaming service
724
00:37:04,368 --> 00:37:05,818
in the world.
725
00:37:05,921 --> 00:37:09,580
You see, I have all
the celebrities here.
726
00:37:09,684 --> 00:37:14,482
Everybody to be in one big
final commercitogether!
727
00:37:14,585 --> 00:37:16,622
And when that commercigoes out,
728
00:37:16,725 --> 00:37:19,728
everybody gonna want
to invest in Pipi.
729
00:37:20,557 --> 00:37:23,594
And you boys, well... I'm
afraid you might meet up
730
00:37:23,698 --> 00:37:26,217
with a little accidente, eh?
731
00:37:26,321 --> 00:37:28,565
The pee-pee gonna come down
732
00:37:28,668 --> 00:37:31,844
and it gonna wash you
boys away down a drain-ee.
733
00:37:31,947 --> 00:37:35,572
Come on! We gotta
make-a the commerci!
734
00:37:37,021 --> 00:37:39,265
♪ ♪
735
00:37:46,548 --> 00:37:50,276
I'm sorry, guys. I got played.
736
00:37:50,380 --> 00:37:52,071
We all got played, Dad.
737
00:37:52,174 --> 00:37:53,728
The whole state.
738
00:37:53,831 --> 00:37:57,352
I really thought I could
make a difference this time.
739
00:37:57,456 --> 00:38:00,562
Well, you can't, Randy.
740
00:38:01,701 --> 00:38:04,117
But there is someone who can.
741
00:38:04,946 --> 00:38:07,328
Somebody who can go
down to that waterpark
742
00:38:07,431 --> 00:38:09,537
and demand to be heard.
743
00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:12,747
We need Karen back, Dad.
744
00:38:12,850 --> 00:38:14,058
What?
745
00:38:14,162 --> 00:38:16,026
No. No!
746
00:38:16,129 --> 00:38:17,545
You have to, Dad.
747
00:38:17,648 --> 00:38:19,385
Karen is the only one
that can get past security
748
00:38:19,409 --> 00:38:21,100
and insist to see
the management.
749
00:38:21,203 --> 00:38:23,827
Karen is gone. Okay?
750
00:38:24,966 --> 00:38:26,899
I'm never going back.
751
00:38:27,002 --> 00:38:28,590
Then Pipi does win.
752
00:38:28,694 --> 00:38:30,775
And we all go without fresh
water for the rest of our lives.
753
00:38:30,799 --> 00:38:33,595
Come on, Karen, please.
My friends are down there.
754
00:38:33,699 --> 00:38:35,908
It doesn't work like that.
755
00:38:36,011 --> 00:38:39,221
I didn't just become
Karen overnight.
756
00:38:39,325 --> 00:38:40,913
First I smoked weed.
757
00:38:41,016 --> 00:38:42,466
Then I smoked too much weed.
758
00:38:42,570 --> 00:38:44,537
Then I started a weed farm
and then I got entitled
759
00:38:44,641 --> 00:38:46,850
and did everything I
could to protect it!
760
00:38:51,337 --> 00:38:54,236
But the weed is all gone now.
761
00:38:55,997 --> 00:38:57,412
Not all of it.
762
00:39:14,981 --> 00:39:18,157
The Thanksgiving Day
Special? You saved this?
763
00:39:18,260 --> 00:39:20,539
I-I made this, like,
three years ago.
764
00:39:20,642 --> 00:39:24,508
Yeah. I think it's the
best special you ever made.
765
00:39:25,854 --> 00:39:27,856
♪ ♪
766
00:39:31,722 --> 00:39:36,693
If I smoke this... I
won't remember any of you.
767
00:39:39,212 --> 00:39:42,837
It will be like none of the
past few days ever happened.
768
00:39:43,872 --> 00:39:45,840
We have to have water, Karen.
769
00:39:48,774 --> 00:39:51,362
♪ ♪
770
00:40:19,356 --> 00:40:20,495
What the hell is he doing?
771
00:40:20,599 --> 00:40:22,014
He looks ridiculous.
772
00:40:22,117 --> 00:40:24,395
Just-just let him do it, kids.
773
00:40:29,228 --> 00:40:31,472
♪ ♪
774
00:40:35,717 --> 00:40:38,237
♪ We missed you, Karen ♪
775
00:40:38,340 --> 00:40:40,929
♪ Where have you been? ♪
776
00:40:41,033 --> 00:40:44,588
Someone's been fucking
with my Tegridy!
777
00:40:44,692 --> 00:40:47,764
- Yeah!
- Yeah, Dad!
778
00:40:51,008 --> 00:40:52,251
Thank you!
779
00:40:52,354 --> 00:40:54,564
Thank you, everyone, for coming
780
00:40:54,667 --> 00:40:57,808
to be a part of filming
my new commerci.
781
00:40:57,912 --> 00:41:02,503
This is gonna be the best
commerciwe ever make-a!
782
00:41:04,021 --> 00:41:07,542
Okay, now everyone look
like you're having fun!
783
00:41:07,646 --> 00:41:12,685
Background action! And
action, Matt Damon-a!
784
00:41:13,548 --> 00:41:15,308
Hi. I'm Matt Damon.
785
00:41:15,412 --> 00:41:19,347
Me and all my Hollywood friends
have a little secret to share.
786
00:41:19,450 --> 00:41:21,832
We love being in pee.
787
00:41:21,936 --> 00:41:23,282
Are you in?
788
00:41:23,385 --> 00:41:24,625
Okay, that's good, that's good.
789
00:41:24,663 --> 00:41:27,597
Now you all play in
the pee a little bit.
790
00:41:28,425 --> 00:41:30,461
You laughing, you having fun.
791
00:41:30,565 --> 00:41:32,498
You splash-a the
pee on each other.
792
00:41:36,502 --> 00:41:37,883
Good, good. You love the pee.
793
00:41:37,986 --> 00:41:40,126
Now maybe, Matt
Damon, you splash pee
794
00:41:40,230 --> 00:41:41,507
on Reesie Witherspoon.
795
00:41:41,611 --> 00:41:43,716
And then, Reesie, the
pee... The pee make you
796
00:41:43,820 --> 00:41:46,754
so happy that-that you cry.
797
00:41:46,857 --> 00:41:48,238
I cry?
798
00:41:48,341 --> 00:41:50,827
Yes, Reesie, you so happy
in the pee, it make you cry.
799
00:41:50,930 --> 00:41:55,072
And when you cry...
you cry the pee.
800
00:41:55,176 --> 00:41:57,903
I can't cry pee.
801
00:41:58,006 --> 00:41:59,490
Oh, come on, Reesie.
802
00:41:59,594 --> 00:42:01,354
You slut yourself
out for crypto,
803
00:42:01,458 --> 00:42:03,356
now just be a slut for Pipi.
804
00:42:03,460 --> 00:42:06,705
Go on, cry, Reesie. You're
all a bunch of sellouts.
805
00:42:06,808 --> 00:42:09,121
Cry for the commerci.
Come on, cry.
806
00:42:16,197 --> 00:42:19,372
I'm sorry, folks, the
waterpark is closed
807
00:42:19,476 --> 00:42:21,029
for a commercial shoot.
808
00:42:21,133 --> 00:42:23,493
We'll let you know as soon as
we get things back open again.
809
00:42:24,999 --> 00:42:27,208
♪ ♪
810
00:42:37,252 --> 00:42:39,254
It's Karen!
811
00:42:39,358 --> 00:42:42,879
I want in your
waterpark right now!
812
00:42:42,982 --> 00:42:45,985
The park's closed, they're
filming a commercial.
813
00:42:46,089 --> 00:42:48,125
I wanna speak to your...
814
00:42:48,229 --> 00:42:49,471
manager!
815
00:42:54,615 --> 00:42:56,237
Good. Good.
816
00:42:56,340 --> 00:42:59,654
And now, Larry David, you come
up with the pee in your mouth.
817
00:43:01,449 --> 00:43:05,177
And then you just, you just
spit the pee on Gwyneth Paltrow.
818
00:43:16,015 --> 00:43:18,984
There you are!
What's going on?
819
00:43:19,087 --> 00:43:21,503
You wanna tell me what
the fuck is going on?!
820
00:43:21,607 --> 00:43:23,609
Scusi, who let you in?
821
00:43:23,713 --> 00:43:26,785
I let myself in because
it's a free country
822
00:43:26,888 --> 00:43:29,028
and I'll stand where
I fucking want!
823
00:43:29,132 --> 00:43:30,443
Get him out of here!
824
00:43:30,547 --> 00:43:31,962
Don't you fucking touch me!
825
00:43:32,066 --> 00:43:34,102
Don't any of you
fucking touch me!
826
00:43:34,206 --> 00:43:37,002
Okay, we obviously have a bit
of a Karen here, let's, uh...
827
00:43:37,105 --> 00:43:39,211
You can call me Karen
all you fucking want!
828
00:43:39,314 --> 00:43:40,764
Motherfucker!
829
00:43:40,868 --> 00:43:42,431
Why don't you tell everyone
what you've been doing?!
830
00:43:42,455 --> 00:43:45,700
I want to speak to
someone in charge! No!
831
00:43:45,804 --> 00:43:47,737
No, 'cause clearly
you're not in charge!
832
00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:50,232
- What's going on up there?
- You don't even know what the fuck you're doing!
833
00:43:50,256 --> 00:43:51,361
Do you?!
834
00:43:52,155 --> 00:43:55,158
-Hello? Who's there?
835
00:43:55,952 --> 00:43:59,265
Who's there? Goddamn it,
I-I'm the fuckin' lifeguard.
836
00:44:09,241 --> 00:44:10,552
Whoa.
837
00:44:10,656 --> 00:44:13,245
No, you-you all
need to get a life!
838
00:44:13,348 --> 00:44:15,109
I'm not wasted, you're wasted!
839
00:44:15,212 --> 00:44:18,940
Okay, fine, if you don't leave,
I'm gonna call the police.
840
00:44:19,044 --> 00:44:20,148
Fuckin' do it!
841
00:44:20,252 --> 00:44:21,632
Fucking call the police!
842
00:44:21,736 --> 00:44:23,600
Bring 'em right here!
Why don't you go back
843
00:44:23,704 --> 00:44:25,153
to your own fucking country?!
844
00:44:25,257 --> 00:44:27,155
- Oh, hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Oh, whoa.
845
00:44:27,259 --> 00:44:29,986
Tom, it looks like after
several days of nothing,
846
00:44:30,089 --> 00:44:33,023
a new Karen video has finally
appeared on the Internet.
847
00:44:33,127 --> 00:44:35,681
A livestream caught
Karen spewing the usual
848
00:44:35,785 --> 00:44:37,234
entitled hateful bullshit,
849
00:44:37,338 --> 00:44:39,547
and more and more
viewers are tuning in!
850
00:44:39,650 --> 00:44:42,723
You probably don't even have
a fucking green card, do you?!
851
00:44:42,826 --> 00:44:45,001
Okay. Please leave, okay?
852
00:44:45,104 --> 00:44:47,658
No! You leave! I'm an American!
853
00:44:47,762 --> 00:44:49,315
I pay taxes!
854
00:44:49,419 --> 00:44:52,767
- Okay, please-please leave.
- No! You're a piece of shit
855
00:44:52,871 --> 00:44:55,287
who started the
streaming wars on purpose
856
00:44:55,390 --> 00:44:57,220
to-to cause the drought!
857
00:44:58,773 --> 00:45:00,637
Okay-okay, that's it.
858
00:45:00,741 --> 00:45:03,019
Everybody, we're sorry
for the disturbance.
859
00:45:03,122 --> 00:45:05,400
Yeah, and then you pay
celebrities to get people
860
00:45:05,504 --> 00:45:06,954
to invest in your dumb shit
861
00:45:07,057 --> 00:45:09,266
'cause you know
it's fucking dumb!
862
00:45:11,717 --> 00:45:15,479
Somebody get this
Karen out of my face-y!
863
00:45:21,865 --> 00:45:25,213
Oh, you fucked now, Karen.
864
00:45:25,317 --> 00:45:28,182
Oh, look out! ManBearPig!
865
00:45:30,771 --> 00:45:33,566
Dad? Dad!
866
00:45:33,670 --> 00:45:35,741
Dad, you're okay!
867
00:45:35,845 --> 00:45:38,813
Tolkien? Tolkien!
868
00:45:40,642 --> 00:45:41,954
♪ ♪
869
00:45:44,474 --> 00:45:46,890
♪ ♪
870
00:45:49,237 --> 00:45:50,652
Where did you come from?!
871
00:45:50,756 --> 00:45:52,758
We were busted out
by our new friend.
872
00:45:52,862 --> 00:45:54,725
It's okay, you can come out.
873
00:46:00,283 --> 00:46:01,802
Chuck Chuck.
874
00:46:01,905 --> 00:46:03,873
What the fuck is that thing?
875
00:46:03,976 --> 00:46:06,703
I think I can explain it all.
876
00:46:07,738 --> 00:46:10,224
You see, for Pipi's
plan to work,
877
00:46:10,327 --> 00:46:12,536
he needed to control
climate change.
878
00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:16,782
And the only way to control
anything, is by fucking its mom.
879
00:46:16,886 --> 00:46:18,991
But what Pipi didn't count on,
880
00:46:19,095 --> 00:46:21,752
was that a child
will stop at nothing
881
00:46:21,856 --> 00:46:24,341
to find out who is
fucking their mom.
882
00:46:26,412 --> 00:46:28,104
Chuck Chuck.
883
00:46:35,490 --> 00:46:38,217
See? I-I keep them safe, uh-huh.
884
00:46:40,012 --> 00:46:42,773
Whoa, whoa. Hold on a
minute, ManBearBitchie.
885
00:46:42,877 --> 00:46:44,499
We have a great team, no?
886
00:46:46,225 --> 00:46:49,677
You no wanna hurt Pipi. Look
at everything we've done!
887
00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:07,695
I give you half of
the company, huh?!
888
00:47:07,798 --> 00:47:09,421
What do you say,
ManBearBitchie?!
889
00:47:09,524 --> 00:47:13,597
We can own the only streaming
service in the world together!
890
00:47:24,919 --> 00:47:28,336
- It's over. We did it!
- We did it, Dad!
891
00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:31,029
Randy. Thank you so much.
892
00:47:33,963 --> 00:47:36,862
Randy? What are you staring at?
893
00:47:36,966 --> 00:47:39,071
Oh, here we go again.
894
00:47:39,175 --> 00:47:41,349
No, wait.
895
00:47:42,385 --> 00:47:43,834
Mr... Mr. Marsh?
896
00:47:43,938 --> 00:47:45,319
My eyes are up... Dude!
897
00:47:45,422 --> 00:47:49,910
How to get saltwater to
the desalinization plant.
898
00:47:50,738 --> 00:47:52,809
Saltwater... saline.
899
00:47:52,913 --> 00:47:55,053
Saline in the plant.
900
00:47:55,156 --> 00:47:58,297
Saline implant! Holy fuck!
901
00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:06,167
Today we try for
a new beginning.
902
00:48:06,271 --> 00:48:10,137
You know, in police work, we
don't always get it right.
903
00:48:10,240 --> 00:48:13,347
I wanted a deck in my hands
so bad that I didn't care
904
00:48:13,450 --> 00:48:14,831
whose deck it was.
905
00:48:14,935 --> 00:48:16,591
But I'm happy to be
standing here now
906
00:48:16,695 --> 00:48:18,973
with our new test subject.
907
00:48:19,077 --> 00:48:21,872
Thank you. I just want
to say to my mom...
908
00:48:21,976 --> 00:48:24,220
Mom, I'm sorry.
909
00:48:24,323 --> 00:48:27,257
I'm sorry that I can't always
be the son that you need.
910
00:48:27,361 --> 00:48:29,570
Because right now you need
a son that can stay firm
911
00:48:29,673 --> 00:48:30,951
and teach you a lesson.
912
00:48:31,054 --> 00:48:34,506
But unfortunately,
duty calls. I'm ready.
913
00:48:42,445 --> 00:48:44,171
Okay, hit it.
914
00:48:49,659 --> 00:48:51,937
♪ ♪
915
00:48:52,041 --> 00:48:54,353
Okay, it works.
Bring in the rest!
916
00:48:58,495 --> 00:49:01,050
♪ ♪
917
00:49:28,215 --> 00:49:30,217
We got Matt Damon
to tell every woman
918
00:49:30,320 --> 00:49:31,839
with fake tits to be brave!
919
00:49:31,942 --> 00:49:33,841
Look at all of them.
920
00:49:41,987 --> 00:49:44,265
It's working!
921
00:49:48,062 --> 00:49:50,961
Hey, everybody! Look!
922
00:49:57,278 --> 00:50:00,937
ManBearPig is leaving with
PigBearGirl and Chuck Chuck.
923
00:50:03,767 --> 00:50:05,424
Chuck Chuck!
924
00:50:12,431 --> 00:50:13,501
Hey, wait.
925
00:50:13,605 --> 00:50:15,020
If that little thing
926
00:50:15,124 --> 00:50:16,918
is gonna be climate
change someday,
927
00:50:17,022 --> 00:50:19,093
shouldn't we, like... kill it?
928
00:50:20,508 --> 00:50:21,613
I think what we should do
929
00:50:21,716 --> 00:50:22,855
is try to reach out to it,
930
00:50:22,959 --> 00:50:24,319
see what it needs
and see if it can
931
00:50:24,374 --> 00:50:25,824
be different from its father.
932
00:50:25,927 --> 00:50:28,206
Yeah, but that all
sounds really hard.
933
00:50:28,309 --> 00:50:31,036
We have enough water for
the summer now. Fuck it.
934
00:50:31,140 --> 00:50:33,245
Let's smoke some weed!
935
00:50:36,628 --> 00:50:38,837
♪ ♪
936
00:50:45,395 --> 00:50:47,397
♪ ♪
937
00:51:17,462 --> 00:51:19,429
♪ ♪
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