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♪
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- Terry, if you didn't waste so much time
picking out which Tums to bring,
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we'd be at Taco Bell by now.
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You know damn well the Live Mas-er deal
only comes once a year!
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- Different flavor Tums pair
with different Mountain Dews.
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Geez, watch Chef's Table sometime.
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- I just hope we don't miss out
on all the good hot sauce packet quips.
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- I swear if I get
"Here today, gone tamale" again,
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I'll have to lose faith in the dedication
of the T-Bell copywriters.
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- Looks like Glen left his car on the curb
for one too many Mondays.
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- He's gotta learn the street sweepers
rule this domain with an iron broom.
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- Yeah, or maybe
he hasn't moved his car
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because you two shot him
into space!
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You know, 'cause of that whole thing
with the crystal skull vodka bullet?
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- What? What bullet?
I don't remember that.
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- How do you not remember
shooting a guy into space?
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That's kind of a big deal.
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- No, it's not, I shoot stuff
into space all the time.
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You wish you shut stuff into spa--
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- Shut the fuck up or I'll shoot you
into space right now!
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YUMYULACK:
I didn't ask to be on this mission!
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- Both of you stop it!
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We're going to Taco Bell
as a family.
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This is supposed to be the happiest day
of the week, and you are ruining it.
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- Still, do you think Glen is okay
up there in space?
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KORVO:
There's no "up there."
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Earth is in space,
dogs are in space,
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we're in space,
Glen is in space.
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Don't make a whole thing
out of it.
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TERRY: Yeah, and that's the last
I ever want to hear about Glen.
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♪ epic music playing ♪
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♪
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♪ rock music playing ♪
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♪
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[camera shutter clicks]
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[growls]
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♪
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- Hey! Hey! Someone let me out of here!
This is bullshit!
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I've watched enough Law and Order
with my senile, alcoholic mom
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to know I get a phone call.
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Come on, please! I'm a human!
I don't belong here.
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- Well, I'll be damned.
You're a homo sapien, ain't you?
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- Yes! Oh, thank god, I am!
You gotta get me out of here.
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- Woo-boy! We got
a real live human being.
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- I can't believe
you speak English!
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- English? No, my SilverSuit translates
your human tongue.
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- Wait, then why can I understand you?
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And why do you have human stuff,
the hat, the guitar?
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- Shut the frunk up.
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How did you get all the way
into this galaxy?
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- My asshole alien neighbor shot me
into space for literally no reason.
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I don't belong here.
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They look just like these guys.
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LONESUN:
Shlorpians.
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They spread around the galaxy
like toxic mold on a college shower head.
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Listen, kid, I can tell
you ain't no criminal.
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Just a guy caught in the wrong place
at the wrong time.
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- Yes, exactly! Thank you.
Thank you so much!
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- Put your worries aside,
Glen of Earth.
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We'll get you the justice
you deserve.
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Them Shlorpians should never have messed
with... the SilverCops.
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♪ foreboding music plays ♪
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[fire crackling]
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[gasps]
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[dripping]
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HALK: You okay?
- Barely.
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We're on Yumyulack's Seinfeld set,
the very bottom of the Wall.
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- At least there isn't
anywhere else to fall.
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- I know how to get us out of here,
I had the--
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- Shh!
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Seinfeld's walls.
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[wings fluttering]
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Shit, mosquitoes!
They're everywhere!
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- [whispering] Don't make a sound.
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[squeals]
- Fucking larva!
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[mosquitoes screeching]
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- Shit! Mosquitoes always defend
their young! Run!
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[screeching]
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[thudding]
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[squeaks]
- What the fuck?
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[squeaking]
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- Citronella?
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- Cherie, look. There's the bottom
of the Boo Hoo hole.
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It's been capped with a pog.
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Oh my god,
do you remember those?
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- Uh, no.
- It was a game we used to play,
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kinda like the '90s version
of marbles.
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- I must have been too busy
banging hot dudes to notice.
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- Wait, you were banging in the '90s?
How old are you?
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- Look! This tape,
we can get this off easy.
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Finally, a light at the end
of this fucked up tunnel.
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[both scream]
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[screeches]
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[whistling]
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- Did that candle just whistle?
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[whistling]
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[hissing]
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[evil laughter]
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- Welcome to my humble abode.
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- Oh my god,
he's embedded in the candle.
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- I used to be the CEO of AT&T,
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then I was a farmer
with a loyal little mouse.
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And now I am king
of the roaches.
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- You mean the mosquitoes?
Wait, fuck, are there also roaches?
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- I've always had
a connection to animals.
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I control my insect army by blowing
into one of their skulls.
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It simulates their language.
Behold!
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[whistling]
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[hissing]
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I made them kiss!
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- Jesus, he's lost his mind.
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- At this point,
he's more citronella than man.
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- This is a lovely kingdom
you have here.
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We're just going to head out
and leave you to it.
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- No!
[mosquitoes screeching]
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You and your kind ruined my life.
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I had the perfect popsicle stick barn,
and I had Molly.
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Your wall war killed her.
She was an innocent.
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- We all lost people that day.
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- She wasn't people.
She was a mouse!
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You took her from me,
and now I will take the same from you.
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- Our... mice?
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- Your lives!
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[whistling]
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[both grunt]
[mosquitoes snarling]
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[both scream]
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LONESUN: The SilverCops
protect the entire quadrant.
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A unified brotherhood of justice made up
of aliens from different planets.
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How's the arm, Glammerjammer?
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- Oh, you should have seen
the other guy!
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- This is fuckin' tits, bro.
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Ooh, ooh, do you guys have laser guns
and all sorts of cool sci-fi shit?
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Lightsabers? Time traveling, like,
refrigerator bed or something like that?
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- We don't need that.
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The SilverSuit is the most
powerful weapon in the universe.
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The ancient Silverites crafted it
from pure silver that flows
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from the SilverFalls.
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Only those with the purest of hearts
can operate it.
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A truncheon, a gun,
a coffee mug for stakeouts:
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the SilverSuit makes it all.
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- Oh, so you guys are like
Green Lanterns.
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- The what?
- Green Lanterns, the comic book.
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Galactic cops. Magic rings.
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- No, that's stupid. We're
a totally different, way cooler thing.
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Anyway, this here's the room
that holds the silverbattery
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we charge our SilverSuits with
by reciting an ancient haiku.
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- Sick.
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- So, you ready
to be a part of this?
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- A part? Uh, you mean--
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- I'm offering you a job
as a SilverCop.
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- But I'm just a regular dude
trying to get back to his home planet.
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I'm not looking for a job in space.
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- The galaxy calls you, Glen.
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SilverCops have every race represented
in our force, but we're missing one.
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- Italian?
- Human.
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Human beings,
they got a special skill
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that no other alien
in the galaxy got.
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- Yeah, we can beatbox!
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[beatboxing]
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- No. Intuition, instinct.
You can follow your gut.
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Humans are famous for it.
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- Oh yeah, like how I always know
how a woman's tweet can be better
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if I explain it to them.
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- Exactly! Hot damn! That famous intuition
is already in full effect.
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Look, the silver life ain't for everyone,
but the forces of evil never sleep.
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We could really use someone
with your super powers on the force.
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What do you say?
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- I say... this!
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[beatboxing]
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Oh, that meant "yes."
I'll be a SilverCop, yeah.
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♪
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- SilverTeam! I'd like to introduce you
to our newest recruit.
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Glen of Earth.
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- Oh my god, a human?
- A human SilverCop?
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- On SilverWorld?
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- Glen, this is Ventrez,
my second in command.
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- Friends call me Trez.
Females call me... all the time.
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[laughs]
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LONESUN:
Glorgax, my hand-to-hand specialist.
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- More like claw-to-claw.
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- And who could forget Pobo!
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- Jelly time?
- Not right now, little buddy.
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- [sadly] Pobo.
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- Are you fucking kidding me, LoneSun?
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A human can't handle
the weight of silverjustice.
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The salt cartel will eat him alive!
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- Cromus, I've seen his intuition
in action. It's special.
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- Bullshit.
Just because he has instinct
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doesn't mean he's pure enough
for a SilverSuit.
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- I think he is.
- No way.
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- How 'bout we find out, pardner?
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♪
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♪
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- Alright, let's get you suited up.
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- No! I change my mind.
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I just want to get back to earth
and get my neighbors arrested
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for shooting me into space.
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- Let the little puss walk.
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I told you he isn't cut out for this.
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- Now hey,
if I knew where earth was,
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I would have saddled up
a human a long time ago.
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But I don't and I didn't.
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Now if you want a fleeborg's chance
on a hot scorched skittle
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of finding your way home,
you better put on that SilverSuit.
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[groans]
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[chanting]
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[screams]
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- Ah! Fuck!
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♪ angelic music plays ♪
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Oh, I feel so powerful!
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Like I've gotten the approval
of my dad!
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- Think how proud
your dad would be to see this.
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- Oh, he'd be super proud.
My dad loved guns.
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He used to sit up all night,
holding one in his lap,
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staring off into the distance.
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What a guy.
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[clicks, beeping]
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[plops]
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Dammit. Ugh, gimme a second,
it-it-it's my first time.
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- The SilverSuit is an extension
of your own confidence.
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The more the suit detects your purity,
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the more powers it'll unlock.
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- Purity, right, gotta be pure.
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[whirring]
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[grunts]
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[coin clinks]
[Cromus laughs]
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- I told you this little idiot
was out of his league.
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Cut him loose.
He'll never be a Silver.
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- Why are you doing this?
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- You don't have
to live in a candle.
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We can help you get back
to the upper levels.
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Jesse gave us a SodaStream
the other day, it's awesome.
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- SodaStreams are stupid.
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The soda tastes weird,
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and the carbon dioxide
fucks up your teeth.
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Besides, it's the people I hate.
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- What did we ever do to you?
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- I sacrificed everything
for your war, and for what?
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More lies from Tim?
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Murders covered up by you?
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Faking your death?
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- I didn't fake it! I was-- Ahh!
243
00:10:29,421 --> 00:10:32,716
- Save your breath,
it won't stop me from cleansing
244
00:10:32,716 --> 00:10:35,093
the upper levels for good.
245
00:10:35,093 --> 00:10:37,429
I came down here looking
for Molly's remains,
246
00:10:37,429 --> 00:10:42,017
but instead I found the standing water
you all never bothered to clean up.
247
00:10:42,017 --> 00:10:45,604
Did you know a hundred mosquito eggs fit
in a single bottle cap of standing water.
248
00:10:45,604 --> 00:10:48,649
With this, I was able
to build an insect army,
249
00:10:48,649 --> 00:10:51,485
one I will unleash
through the Boo Hoo Hole
250
00:10:51,485 --> 00:10:53,570
to bring balance back to the Wall
251
00:10:53,570 --> 00:10:56,073
by killing at least half of every man
and woman up there.
252
00:10:56,073 --> 00:10:57,157
[screeches]
253
00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:59,076
- So basically
you're ripping off Thanos.
254
00:10:59,076 --> 00:11:02,412
- Nah-uh, because in Endgame,
Thanos is using the infinity stones
255
00:11:02,412 --> 00:11:04,248
to snap everyone into dust.
256
00:11:04,248 --> 00:11:06,375
I have a cool insect army.
257
00:11:06,375 --> 00:11:08,961
- Bullshit. You are totally
ripping off Thanos!
258
00:11:08,961 --> 00:11:11,797
- Fine. I am ripping off Thanos!
259
00:11:11,797 --> 00:11:16,301
I am ripping off Thanos
and balancing the Wall!
260
00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:20,889
♪
261
00:11:22,224 --> 00:11:25,686
- Look, no one gets it on their first day.
You're being too hard on yourself.
262
00:11:25,686 --> 00:11:26,854
-Don't. Okay?
263
00:11:26,854 --> 00:11:28,772
Only losers spend time trying
to get good at stuff
264
00:11:28,772 --> 00:11:30,065
they aren't perfect at immediately.
265
00:11:30,065 --> 00:11:33,026
- Tell me, Glen of Earth.
What do you want?
266
00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:36,113
- To get back home,
to take a shit in a human toilet,
267
00:11:36,113 --> 00:11:37,948
play some lottery scratchers,
watch some porn.
268
00:11:37,948 --> 00:11:40,534
- The SilverSuit isn't a frunking taxi.
269
00:11:40,534 --> 00:11:43,370
By wearing it,
you become justice.
270
00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:45,080
Now, what do you want?
271
00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:46,707
- I don't know, uh--
- Tell me!
272
00:11:46,707 --> 00:11:49,042
- I want my neighbors to pay
for what they did to my car!
273
00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,169
It wasn't just any car,
274
00:11:50,169 --> 00:11:53,046
it was a Johnny Tran limited edition
from The Fast and Furious collection.
275
00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:54,339
I even got the vanity plate!
[yelps]
276
00:11:54,339 --> 00:11:57,885
- I don't care about all that.
Why is the car special to you?
277
00:11:57,885 --> 00:11:59,970
- Because I have
no personality, alright!
278
00:11:59,970 --> 00:12:02,556
To you I seem like a cool,
mysterious alien
279
00:12:02,556 --> 00:12:04,725
but back home,
I don't have any personality,
280
00:12:04,725 --> 00:12:06,476
so I peacock with cars.
281
00:12:06,476 --> 00:12:08,228
If there's any ding or scratch in them,
282
00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,647
it makes it easier for people to see
that I'm a fucking loser.
283
00:12:10,647 --> 00:12:12,024
- That's pure.
284
00:12:12,024 --> 00:12:15,194
Clear your mind
and focus only on that.
285
00:12:15,194 --> 00:12:17,070
- Focus on being a loser
with a car fetish?
286
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:19,948
- Yes. With a little help from this.
287
00:12:20,532 --> 00:12:23,869
- Salt? But isn't that the drug
you guys are in charge of busting?
288
00:12:23,869 --> 00:12:26,121
- What're you gonna do, arrest me?
289
00:12:27,623 --> 00:12:32,586
This will get you to relax.
Helps with the silver bonding process.
290
00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:33,962
- How long's it take to--
291
00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:35,422
[babbling]
292
00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:37,966
♪
293
00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:39,760
[grunting]
294
00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:43,305
- Aw yeah, frunk my brain
with your memories,
295
00:12:43,305 --> 00:12:44,848
you freaky little bitch.
296
00:12:45,307 --> 00:12:49,144
GLEN: Oh my god, you are so good
at whatever that is.
297
00:12:49,144 --> 00:12:51,230
- Now eat my alien ass.
298
00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:54,399
[Glen mumbling]
299
00:12:54,399 --> 00:12:57,569
[both moaning]
300
00:13:08,205 --> 00:13:09,498
- Holy shit!
301
00:13:09,498 --> 00:13:11,250
[grunting]
302
00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:15,629
- Glorgax, look! It worked!
303
00:13:16,380 --> 00:13:17,381
[farts]
304
00:13:17,923 --> 00:13:20,634
♪
305
00:13:20,634 --> 00:13:22,386
[whooshing]
306
00:13:22,386 --> 00:13:25,138
♪
307
00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:32,479
[whooshing]
308
00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:35,148
♪
309
00:13:36,650 --> 00:13:38,193
[shattering]
310
00:13:39,361 --> 00:13:40,362
[explosions boom]
311
00:13:41,196 --> 00:13:44,157
Y'all see that shit!
I'm a SilverCop now! Woo!
312
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:46,034
- Man's more silver
than second place!
313
00:13:46,034 --> 00:13:47,077
- Pobo!
314
00:13:47,077 --> 00:13:50,122
- Yeah, well, whatever.
There's a lot more to it than that.
315
00:13:50,122 --> 00:13:53,083
- I don't know, seems like he's got
the hang of it to me.
316
00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:55,335
Hey, I tell you what.
Let's bring him along to the raid.
317
00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:57,379
- Are you kidding me?
- Jelly time!
318
00:13:57,379 --> 00:13:59,131
- No, goddammit. No, Pobo!
319
00:13:59,131 --> 00:14:01,675
- Well, we all gotta get thrown
into the fire sometime.
320
00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:02,718
Why not now?
321
00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:07,139
- Fine. Just keep his rookie shit
the fuck away from me.
322
00:14:07,139 --> 00:14:08,724
- Alright.
[cheering]
323
00:14:08,724 --> 00:14:10,809
[evil laughter]
324
00:14:10,809 --> 00:14:12,895
- Today, I Thanos the Wall!
325
00:14:12,895 --> 00:14:13,937
[laughs]
326
00:14:13,937 --> 00:14:15,772
- Laugh it up, Yankee Candle.
327
00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:18,066
There's just one problem with your plan.
328
00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:21,361
- Please, I invented charging 10 cents
for text messages,
329
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:23,071
I think I know how to plan a plan.
330
00:14:24,865 --> 00:14:26,158
[mosquitoes screech]
331
00:14:26,158 --> 00:14:27,201
[laughs]
332
00:14:27,201 --> 00:14:28,535
- Nice aim, you dumb bitch!
333
00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:30,370
All you did was open
the Boo Hoo Hole,
334
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:32,414
which I was about to do anyway!
335
00:14:32,414 --> 00:14:34,249
- Yeah, well,
that's what I was hoping.
336
00:14:34,249 --> 00:14:36,752
Because you know what
the Boo Hoo Hole is full of?
337
00:14:36,752 --> 00:14:38,795
- Cr-crying? I don't know.
338
00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:40,589
[screeching]
CHERIE: Spiders, bitch!
339
00:14:40,589 --> 00:14:42,716
This shit got foreshadowed days ago!
340
00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:43,717
- No!
341
00:14:44,301 --> 00:14:47,262
- Alright, now listen up!
Our target is Trog Thracian.
342
00:14:47,262 --> 00:14:49,640
He's the biggest salt dealer
in this system.
343
00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:51,934
Peddles exclusively
to little kids and babies.
344
00:14:51,934 --> 00:14:54,520
- This is the frunker who invented
Traversian Lotion.
345
00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:56,980
That's where you torture someone
by rubbing acid on their dick
346
00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:58,357
until it melts off.
- Noodles.
347
00:14:58,357 --> 00:15:00,442
- Ventrez and I will be entering
from the rear.
348
00:15:00,442 --> 00:15:02,069
Glorgax, Pobo: left flank.
349
00:15:02,069 --> 00:15:03,612
Cromus, Glen: take the right.
350
00:15:03,612 --> 00:15:06,156
- I told you to keep this little frunk
away from me.
351
00:15:06,156 --> 00:15:08,283
- Sorry, Cromey.
We need our best with the rookie.
352
00:15:08,283 --> 00:15:09,284
Show him the ropes.
353
00:15:09,284 --> 00:15:12,704
- If you know what's best for you,
you'll leave while you still can.
354
00:15:12,704 --> 00:15:14,831
Use that human intuition
I've heard so much about.
355
00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:17,668
- Whatever, bro. You saw me flying,
I'm pure as hell.
356
00:15:17,668 --> 00:15:19,294
I got this.
- Ugh.
357
00:15:19,294 --> 00:15:21,755
- Alright, people! Go! Go! Go!
358
00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:25,551
♪ rock music playing ♪
359
00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:30,347
[laughing]
360
00:15:30,347 --> 00:15:31,682
[grunting]
361
00:15:33,058 --> 00:15:35,894
- We need to get the hell out of here.
- Yeah, you fuckin' think?
362
00:15:36,812 --> 00:15:37,604
[Cherie grunts]
363
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:38,981
[spider screeching]
- Aah!
364
00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:40,774
- You don't run a multi-national
communications company
365
00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:43,610
without learning some Krav Maga
along the way!
366
00:15:45,571 --> 00:15:46,947
- Cherie, get outta here!
367
00:15:48,907 --> 00:15:49,783
[grunts]
368
00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:52,911
[screaming]
369
00:15:52,911 --> 00:15:56,248
- I lived my whole life
worried about coverage,
370
00:15:56,248 --> 00:15:59,334
and now it's what's killing me.
371
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,546
- After this, let's be boring.
372
00:16:02,546 --> 00:16:03,672
- Amen to that.
373
00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:11,722
♪ rock music playing ♪
374
00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:17,394
♪
375
00:16:17,394 --> 00:16:19,563
- Look, Glen, I know
what you're trying to do,
376
00:16:19,563 --> 00:16:21,398
but you really need to get
the fuck out of here.
377
00:16:21,398 --> 00:16:23,650
- Yo, get off my back, Cromus.
What's your problem with me?
378
00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:25,694
I'm just trying to do my job.
- No, you're fucking not.
379
00:16:25,694 --> 00:16:28,113
You're playing
a pathetic superhero fantasy,
380
00:16:28,113 --> 00:16:29,364
but this is real life.
381
00:16:29,364 --> 00:16:30,365
People get hurt.
382
00:16:30,365 --> 00:16:32,534
- Whatever, dude. I get it,
you're the Raphael of the group.
383
00:16:32,534 --> 00:16:35,412
Cool but rude. By this time next week,
we're going to be best friends.
384
00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:38,957
♪
385
00:16:38,957 --> 00:16:41,251
♪ foreboding music plays ♪
386
00:16:41,251 --> 00:16:43,378
This is just an empty warehouse.
Where are the drugs?
387
00:16:43,378 --> 00:16:45,339
- LoneSun,
your informant burned us!
388
00:16:45,339 --> 00:16:48,842
♪
389
00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:50,677
- Maybe the perps are making a getaway.
390
00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:53,722
Maybe we can tone down
whatever sinister thing this is.
391
00:16:53,722 --> 00:16:57,559
- No, the Osmernian frunk rat
we're after is right here.
392
00:16:57,559 --> 00:16:59,811
- Oh! Is he like the Predator
with the see-through suit or something?
393
00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:00,938
- Shut the frunk up, human.
394
00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:04,733
- Hey! Leave the kid alone.
I've been with him this whole time.
395
00:17:04,733 --> 00:17:07,069
He didn't do anything.
He's not a rat.
396
00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:08,779
- Oh, I know. You are.
397
00:17:08,779 --> 00:17:10,656
- Whoa, what are you doing?
- Drop the silvergun!
398
00:17:10,656 --> 00:17:12,658
- I can't, I can't, I'm not in control!
399
00:17:13,825 --> 00:17:15,285
Whoa, what the fuck!
What are you doing, man?
400
00:17:15,285 --> 00:17:16,828
I, I didn't do that!
I didn't do that!
401
00:17:16,828 --> 00:17:18,372
- GoldCop! GoldCop!
402
00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:20,874
- Salt cartel must've tipped you off, huh?
403
00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:22,709
- No, it was your arrogance.
404
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:25,504
- You people think just because
you're higher up on the periodic table
405
00:17:25,504 --> 00:17:26,630
you can be sloppy!
406
00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:28,882
[Cromus groans]
- Guys, what is going on here!
407
00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:30,676
It's Cromus. He's one of us!
408
00:17:30,676 --> 00:17:34,471
- By order of the Gold,
you are hereby under arrest.
409
00:17:34,471 --> 00:17:35,514
[coughs]
410
00:17:35,514 --> 00:17:38,350
Anything you silver-do
or silver-say will be--
411
00:17:38,350 --> 00:17:39,309
[groans]
412
00:17:39,309 --> 00:17:41,395
- Frunking GoldCops make me sick.
413
00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:44,815
- Glen! I told you to get out.
414
00:17:44,815 --> 00:17:47,568
- Stop it! What are you doing?
I thought we were the good guys?
415
00:17:47,568 --> 00:17:50,404
- What part of "cops"
don't you understand?
416
00:17:52,823 --> 00:17:54,283
[laughter]
417
00:17:54,283 --> 00:17:56,451
- Shit. Gotta think pure thoughts.
418
00:17:56,451 --> 00:18:00,289
- Guess what? I made that purity shit up
to get you back in the game.
419
00:18:00,789 --> 00:18:01,957
[fizzles, plops]
420
00:18:01,957 --> 00:18:03,917
- SilverSuits don't run on purity.
421
00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:06,128
It takes years of practice,
you frunking idiot.
422
00:18:08,213 --> 00:18:09,923
- But... my human intuition.
423
00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:13,427
- I grabbed you out of that cell
because you're a backwater rube.
424
00:18:13,427 --> 00:18:17,639
If you had any ounce of real instinct,
you would've seen that coming a mile away.
425
00:18:18,348 --> 00:18:20,559
- When the other Golds find out
what you did,
426
00:18:20,559 --> 00:18:23,145
they will hunt you down
like a mawg.
427
00:18:24,062 --> 00:18:27,774
- Oh, for sure, except we'll be too busy
helping them track down
428
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:29,610
the dirty human who killed you.
429
00:18:29,610 --> 00:18:30,569
- No.
430
00:18:30,569 --> 00:18:31,820
- Please, please don't do this.
431
00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:34,072
- Thanks for letting the SilverSuit bond
with your DNA.
432
00:18:34,072 --> 00:18:36,533
It makes it a lot easier
to frame you for murder.
433
00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:38,827
- Fuck you. Fuck you all--
434
00:18:40,704 --> 00:18:42,998
- Oh god. Oh god!
[retches]
435
00:18:42,998 --> 00:18:46,168
- I might be crazy,
but that was mighty hot.
436
00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:47,878
[both moan]
437
00:18:47,878 --> 00:18:51,006
- Ugh, nothing gets me wetter
than a good framing.
438
00:18:51,006 --> 00:18:52,132
Mmm.
- Jelly time?
439
00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:54,510
- Yes, Pobo, jelly time.
440
00:18:56,261 --> 00:18:58,805
[all moan]
441
00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,516
- What am I forgetting?
Oh yeah!
442
00:19:00,516 --> 00:19:02,976
To apprehend the bastard
that stole the SilverSuit
443
00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:06,605
out of the evidence locker
and killed a GoldCop.
444
00:19:06,605 --> 00:19:07,940
[chainsaw whirring]
- Please, please don't do this.
445
00:19:07,940 --> 00:19:09,858
I'm begging you.
I'm just a pathetic car guy!
446
00:19:09,858 --> 00:19:12,861
- Just shut the frunk up
and die with some dignity.
447
00:19:12,861 --> 00:19:14,404
- No!
448
00:19:15,239 --> 00:19:16,240
[grunts]
449
00:19:17,616 --> 00:19:18,784
[laughter]
450
00:19:18,784 --> 00:19:22,287
[all shouting]
451
00:19:23,789 --> 00:19:24,831
[mosquito chittering]
452
00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:27,209
- Oh god, the queen mosquito!
453
00:19:27,709 --> 00:19:29,378
[Halk grunts]
454
00:19:32,589 --> 00:19:33,632
[screams]
455
00:19:33,632 --> 00:19:34,633
- Halk!
456
00:19:36,552 --> 00:19:38,428
[straining]
457
00:19:39,888 --> 00:19:41,265
- Cherie, get out of here!
458
00:19:42,474 --> 00:19:44,017
[metallic creaking]
459
00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:46,770
[Cherie grunting]
460
00:19:48,564 --> 00:19:50,524
- Promise me you'll take care
of little Pezlie.
461
00:19:50,524 --> 00:19:51,775
- So will you.
462
00:19:51,775 --> 00:19:53,610
- I can't have a child of my own,
463
00:19:53,610 --> 00:19:56,572
so knowing you'll take care of yours
will make this easier.
464
00:19:56,572 --> 00:19:58,073
- Halk, shut up.
465
00:19:58,073 --> 00:20:00,075
No more adventures, okay?
466
00:20:00,075 --> 00:20:02,244
- You're right.
No more adventures.
467
00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:05,289
Tell Nova I love her, and I'm sorry.
468
00:20:06,248 --> 00:20:08,959
- Noooo!
469
00:20:09,835 --> 00:20:14,173
♪ melancholy music ♪
470
00:20:20,846 --> 00:20:22,139
[sobs]
471
00:20:24,558 --> 00:20:26,393
Somebody help!
472
00:20:26,393 --> 00:20:28,353
Please!
473
00:20:28,353 --> 00:20:29,688
[crying]
474
00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:34,151
Hello? Where is everyone?
475
00:20:34,151 --> 00:20:38,155
♪
476
00:20:38,155 --> 00:20:39,656
What the hell?
477
00:20:40,991 --> 00:20:42,868
- Oh my Jesse, are you okay?
478
00:20:42,868 --> 00:20:44,077
- What is going on here?
479
00:20:44,077 --> 00:20:47,706
- It's the baptism for the miracle child
gifted to us by Jesse.
480
00:20:47,706 --> 00:20:51,418
[crowd cheering, applauding]
481
00:20:51,793 --> 00:20:55,088
- Welcome, Bowinians,
to the birth of a new age!
482
00:20:55,088 --> 00:20:59,801
Our sweet Jesse has gifted us
the sweetest candy of all.
483
00:21:00,469 --> 00:21:02,804
- Pezlie! That's my baby!
484
00:21:02,804 --> 00:21:05,224
Give me back my daughter, you bitch!
485
00:21:05,224 --> 00:21:08,268
- Cherie is right!
This baby is her daughter.
486
00:21:08,268 --> 00:21:10,312
She's all our daughters.
487
00:21:10,312 --> 00:21:13,690
This child's mother is the Wall!
488
00:21:13,690 --> 00:21:17,027
CROWD: [chanting]
Wall's Baby! Wall's Baby! Wall's Baby!
489
00:21:17,027 --> 00:21:20,280
- No! I'm telling the truth!
Just ask Sister Sasha.
490
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:23,992
- Sister Sasha died of a heart attack
just last night.
491
00:21:23,992 --> 00:21:26,495
- You did this!
You're a fucking psycho.
492
00:21:26,495 --> 00:21:28,914
- By gifting us this sacred child,
493
00:21:28,914 --> 00:21:32,417
Jesse has bestowed upon the Church
the great honor
494
00:21:32,417 --> 00:21:35,712
of leading the Wall into the future!
495
00:21:37,089 --> 00:21:39,258
Let the baptism commence!
496
00:21:39,258 --> 00:21:42,803
- Stop! That's my baby! Pezlie!
497
00:21:42,803 --> 00:21:44,012
Mommy's coming!
498
00:21:44,012 --> 00:21:46,890
Ugh, you fuckers!
Ugh, let me go!
499
00:21:46,890 --> 00:21:50,102
I'm fucking coming for you!
500
00:21:50,102 --> 00:21:51,603
[sizzling]
501
00:21:53,438 --> 00:21:56,608
[Pezlie crying]
502
00:21:59,111 --> 00:22:02,573
[indiscernible chatter]
503
00:22:02,573 --> 00:22:03,907
- [crying] No, no, no.
504
00:22:05,742 --> 00:22:06,952
[alarm blaring]
- Aw shit.
505
00:22:06,952 --> 00:22:08,996
Someone must have called in
the gunshots.
506
00:22:08,996 --> 00:22:11,665
- Ah, don't matter.
Atmosphere turns deadly at dawn.
507
00:22:11,665 --> 00:22:14,001
Without a SilverSuit,
he's frunked.
508
00:22:14,001 --> 00:22:15,961
[all laugh]
509
00:22:16,461 --> 00:22:18,255
[sobbing]
510
00:22:18,255 --> 00:22:19,590
[mumbling]
511
00:22:19,590 --> 00:22:21,175
- I miss my car.
512
00:22:21,175 --> 00:22:22,217
[sobs]
513
00:22:22,217 --> 00:22:25,679
[insects buzzing]
514
00:22:29,183 --> 00:22:33,103
♪
515
00:22:37,983 --> 00:22:41,737
[whooshing]
516
00:22:41,737 --> 00:22:43,614
[tires squealing]
517
00:22:43,614 --> 00:22:44,823
- Hurry! Get out of there!
518
00:22:44,823 --> 00:22:46,491
- Ah! Ah! Oh noooo!
519
00:22:46,491 --> 00:22:47,576
JESSE:
Sick, Terry.
520
00:22:47,576 --> 00:22:49,953
Jesus!
Get some Depends, why dontcha?
521
00:22:49,953 --> 00:22:51,246
Gross! Yuck!
522
00:22:51,246 --> 00:22:52,497
- Dammit, Terry!
You know what happens
523
00:22:52,497 --> 00:22:54,374
if you eat more than your weight
in Taco Bell.
524
00:22:54,374 --> 00:22:56,919
- I can't help it!
I love that cheesy crunch! Oh.
525
00:22:56,919 --> 00:22:59,713
- Stop it! You're ruining the upholstery
with your goobler diarrhea!
526
00:22:59,713 --> 00:23:01,298
Lo siento! Lo sient--
527
00:23:01,298 --> 00:23:02,674
Ohhh!
528
00:23:02,674 --> 00:23:05,260
- He's going to be doing that all night.
529
00:23:05,260 --> 00:23:06,261
- Oh yeah.
530
00:23:08,138 --> 00:23:12,226
[grunting and groaning continue]
531
00:23:12,226 --> 00:23:15,229
♪ dramatic theme playing ♪
532
00:23:56,562 --> 00:23:58,063
[mimicking laser fire]
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