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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:03,003 ♪ dramatic theme playing ♪ 2 00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:05,005 ♪ 3 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:07,007 ♪ 4 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:08,592 [school bell rings] 5 00:00:09,134 --> 00:00:11,470 - Just got some work done on my sleeve, check it out. 6 00:00:11,470 --> 00:00:13,430 It's the tribal symbol for "Digiorno." 7 00:00:13,430 --> 00:00:15,516 - It's so cool that it's not delivery. 8 00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:16,600 ANNOUNCER: [over PA system] Attention students. 9 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:18,769 As we do every month, it's time to announce 10 00:00:18,769 --> 00:00:20,395 the winner of Best Couple. 11 00:00:20,395 --> 00:00:23,857 Give it up for Annie and Yumyulack! 12 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:24,858 [all grumbling] 13 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:27,236 - Fuck yeah, brah. - Fuckin' told you, son. 14 00:00:27,236 --> 00:00:29,655 - All y'all bitches need to pay up right now. 15 00:00:29,655 --> 00:00:31,156 - Bae, what's going on here? 16 00:00:31,156 --> 00:00:32,991 - Bae, there's something I have to tell you. 17 00:00:32,991 --> 00:00:34,451 - Bae, you can tell me anything 18 00:00:34,451 --> 00:00:37,079 within the 2000-5000 Hz frequency range. 19 00:00:37,079 --> 00:00:38,288 Otherwise, it's just static. 20 00:00:38,288 --> 00:00:40,791 - Bae, everyone at school decided to place a bet 21 00:00:40,791 --> 00:00:43,794 that I'm so hot, I could win Best Couple with anyone, 22 00:00:43,794 --> 00:00:47,464 even a Q-tip-shaped, rough draft Pixar-looking motherfucker like you. 23 00:00:47,965 --> 00:00:50,467 - Oh. - But there's one thing I didn't bet on. 24 00:00:50,467 --> 00:00:52,386 Actually falling in love with you. 25 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:54,388 - I can't frickin' believe this. 26 00:00:54,388 --> 00:00:56,473 - It's okay if you're mad. I get it. 27 00:00:56,473 --> 00:01:00,018 - I'm not mad. I didn't know you could bet on high school stuff! 28 00:01:00,018 --> 00:01:01,019 That's awesome! 29 00:01:01,019 --> 00:01:03,146 [grunts] I'm gonna gamble on everything! 30 00:01:03,146 --> 00:01:04,898 - I don't think that's the lesson you should be-- 31 00:01:04,898 --> 00:01:07,317 - It's time to get all Molly's Game up in this bitch! 32 00:01:08,277 --> 00:01:10,362 KORVO: Planet Shlorp was a perfect utopia. 33 00:01:10,737 --> 00:01:12,281 Until the asteroid hit. 34 00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:15,951 One hundred adults and their replicants were issued a Pupa 35 00:01:15,951 --> 00:01:17,995 and escaped into, uh, the space, 36 00:01:17,995 --> 00:01:20,372 searching for new homes on uninhabited worlds. 37 00:01:21,039 --> 00:01:24,042 We crashed on Earth, stranding us on an already overpopulated planet. 38 00:01:24,042 --> 00:01:25,752 That's right, I've been talking this whole time. 39 00:01:25,752 --> 00:01:27,504 I'm the one holding the Pupa. My name's Korvo. 40 00:01:27,504 --> 00:01:29,923 This is-- this is my show. I just dropped the Pupa. Do you see me? 41 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:31,341 [stammers] This is ridiculous. 42 00:01:31,341 --> 00:01:33,218 I hate Earth. It's a horrible home. 43 00:01:33,218 --> 00:01:34,595 People are stupid and confusing. 44 00:01:34,595 --> 00:01:36,138 They get so excited about going to Mars. 45 00:01:36,138 --> 00:01:38,682 Have you ever been to Mars? I-I-I went to Mars one time. 46 00:01:38,682 --> 00:01:40,642 Not so cool. Not even a Starbucks. 47 00:01:40,642 --> 00:01:43,770 ♪ 48 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:49,568 [scraping] 49 00:01:49,568 --> 00:01:52,696 - Feel, Korvy! These Ped Eggs are amazing! 50 00:01:52,696 --> 00:01:55,449 I scraped all the plaque off my feet, and I can taste the floor again! 51 00:01:55,449 --> 00:01:57,743 - Terry, you got your flakes all over the floor. That's disgusting. 52 00:01:57,743 --> 00:01:58,452 [doorbell rings] [both gasp] 53 00:01:58,452 --> 00:01:59,620 - Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god! 54 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:03,332 - If this is what I think it is, I'm going to literally shit my teeth off. 55 00:02:03,332 --> 00:02:04,208 - It's here! 56 00:02:04,208 --> 00:02:07,377 Our one-of-a-kind Crystal Skull Vodka-brand bullet signed by Mark Hamill 57 00:02:07,377 --> 00:02:09,046 that we won from that auction on eBay! 58 00:02:09,046 --> 00:02:10,881 - She's more beautiful than I ever imagined. 59 00:02:10,881 --> 00:02:13,383 - Let's go get some photos so I can make my bullet group on Facebook 60 00:02:13,383 --> 00:02:14,801 seethe with jealousy. 61 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:17,304 Who's got the most collectable ammunition now, Denise? 62 00:02:17,304 --> 00:02:18,347 Ya fat bitch! 63 00:02:18,347 --> 00:02:21,058 Ooh! Let's go take a photo like we're in Charlie's Angels! 64 00:02:22,434 --> 00:02:25,437 - Don't mind me, just channeling hard Lucy Liu vibes over here. 65 00:02:25,437 --> 00:02:26,980 - Wait, we're not doing the Kristen Stewart one? 66 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:29,066 - No! That's two reboots too far. 67 00:02:29,066 --> 00:02:30,067 [gunshot] 68 00:02:30,067 --> 00:02:32,736 - No! Fuck! Our bullet! I shot our priceless bullet! 69 00:02:32,736 --> 00:02:34,947 - Goddammit, Terry! That bullet was one of a kind! 70 00:02:34,947 --> 00:02:36,323 You don't just find vodka merch 71 00:02:36,323 --> 00:02:38,534 signed by stars of Uber Eats commercials every day! 72 00:02:38,534 --> 00:02:39,576 - Wait, I can see it! - What? 73 00:02:39,576 --> 00:02:41,495 - I shot it straight up, and my eyesight is really good 74 00:02:41,495 --> 00:02:42,663 because I masturbate a lot. 75 00:02:42,663 --> 00:02:43,914 - Don't stop staring at it. 76 00:02:45,249 --> 00:02:47,459 Is-is it coming down yet? - It's not a shitty "shoot in the air 77 00:02:47,459 --> 00:02:49,837 when the Dodgers win the World Series"-type bullet, Korvo. 78 00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:51,672 This thing is aerodynamic as hell. 79 00:02:51,672 --> 00:02:52,923 it's gonna be up there for a while! 80 00:02:52,923 --> 00:02:53,757 KORVO: Shit. Keep an eye on it! 81 00:02:53,757 --> 00:02:56,176 We have to catch it before it hits the ground and loses half its value. 82 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:57,761 - Okay, It's still going up. I can do this. 83 00:02:57,761 --> 00:02:59,555 Just make sure nothing distracts me. - I'm on it! 84 00:02:59,555 --> 00:03:00,389 [grunts] 85 00:03:03,809 --> 00:03:05,811 - What's with the comically large suit of armor? 86 00:03:05,811 --> 00:03:07,521 - We have an amazing plan! 87 00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:09,940 It's for Cherie. It'll make her look huge, right? 88 00:03:09,940 --> 00:03:12,568 - I mean, yeah, if she can move in it. Who's she fighting? 89 00:03:12,568 --> 00:03:15,404 - It's designed to inspire, not for battle. 90 00:03:15,404 --> 00:03:18,490 She can wear it when she takes over as leader of the Wall. 91 00:03:18,490 --> 00:03:20,701 - We're thinking of calling her "The Duchess." 92 00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:22,160 Eh? It's good, right? 93 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:25,539 - Are you hearing this? This is just the Duke all over again! 94 00:03:25,539 --> 00:03:28,542 No, when she tells everyone she's back and Tim's dead, she has to be herself. 95 00:03:28,542 --> 00:03:30,460 - I know these people. 96 00:03:30,460 --> 00:03:32,212 They want someone divine, 97 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:34,673 someone larger than life to lead them, 98 00:03:34,673 --> 00:03:37,467 like Cher or Peanut, the Jeff Dunham puppet. 99 00:03:37,467 --> 00:03:39,428 - She's already coming back from the dead. 100 00:03:39,428 --> 00:03:41,346 - Which is why the suit will seal the deal. 101 00:03:41,346 --> 00:03:42,848 - But they deserve an honest leader. 102 00:03:42,848 --> 00:03:46,185 Someone accessible, like George Washington or Dr. Dre. 103 00:03:46,185 --> 00:03:47,644 Early Dre, not sellout Dre. 104 00:03:47,644 --> 00:03:49,229 Although, he does make a damn good headphone. 105 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:51,023 - All I know is we have to keep Pezlie out of it. 106 00:03:51,023 --> 00:03:53,066 She needs to stay hidden and safe. 107 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:54,776 - We all agree on that. 108 00:03:54,776 --> 00:03:58,113 Nobody needs to know about this little angel. 109 00:03:58,113 --> 00:04:00,032 - So, which is it going to be? Lead as yourself-- 110 00:04:00,032 --> 00:04:01,241 - Or as a savior? 111 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:03,202 In a bangin' suit of armor. 112 00:04:04,328 --> 00:04:05,370 [school bell rings] 113 00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:06,872 - Yummers, you okay? 114 00:04:06,872 --> 00:04:08,498 I heard about what happened with Annie. 115 00:04:08,498 --> 00:04:11,460 I'm assuming you're going to do some fucked up sci-fi revenge now? 116 00:04:11,460 --> 00:04:13,170 - Nah, I'm fine. - Wait, really? 117 00:04:13,170 --> 00:04:15,422 - The only thing I'm upset about is that it took me this long 118 00:04:15,422 --> 00:04:17,883 to figure out people can make money off dumb high school bets. 119 00:04:17,883 --> 00:04:19,092 - Well, silver lining: 120 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:23,347 now that you're single, you could come to the JV Mock Model UN tomorrow with me. 121 00:04:23,347 --> 00:04:26,517 Or maybe we can float around together in my Lakitu cloud? 122 00:04:26,517 --> 00:04:28,310 I bought it with the club Nintendo points 123 00:04:28,310 --> 00:04:30,521 the government sent out during the recession. 124 00:04:30,521 --> 00:04:32,731 - Hell no. I don't do afterschool activities. 125 00:04:32,731 --> 00:04:34,775 I am an afterschool activity. 126 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:35,984 [laughing] 127 00:04:35,984 --> 00:04:37,986 - Hey, look, it's fucknut number one. 128 00:04:37,986 --> 00:04:39,863 - What's up, turdsquirt? - Good one. 129 00:04:39,863 --> 00:04:41,865 I heard about the betting, and I want in. 130 00:04:41,865 --> 00:04:45,744 - Aw, the baby thinks he can bet with the big boys. 131 00:04:45,744 --> 00:04:48,622 - Nobody wins a social politics bet against Mark and Clark Hamburger. 132 00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:49,581 What do you got? 133 00:04:50,958 --> 00:04:53,710 - Fifty bucks says those totally different kids over there, 134 00:04:53,710 --> 00:04:56,296 the princess, the brain, the bad boy, the athlete, and the freak, 135 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:58,298 will never become friends. 136 00:04:58,298 --> 00:04:59,716 [school bell rings] 137 00:04:59,716 --> 00:05:03,387 ♪ 138 00:05:03,387 --> 00:05:06,348 ♪ 139 00:05:06,348 --> 00:05:08,016 [laughing] - Goddammit. 140 00:05:08,016 --> 00:05:09,852 But they're all so different from each other! 141 00:05:09,852 --> 00:05:11,186 How could they form a bond? 142 00:05:11,186 --> 00:05:12,771 - Don't you know how high school works? 143 00:05:12,771 --> 00:05:13,981 - Pay up, taint hair. 144 00:05:14,565 --> 00:05:16,441 - He said pay up, stank wad. 145 00:05:16,441 --> 00:05:17,860 - I can't. We have a gold machine, 146 00:05:17,860 --> 00:05:19,862 but I got addicted to girlfriend experiences last year 147 00:05:19,862 --> 00:05:21,864 and I made too much gold, which reduced the scarcity, 148 00:05:21,864 --> 00:05:23,323 so now all gold is worthless. 149 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:25,367 - Yeah, right, I've heard that bullshit before. 150 00:05:25,367 --> 00:05:27,119 Looks like it's time to get burgered! 151 00:05:27,452 --> 00:05:29,580 - No! Stop burgering me! 152 00:05:29,580 --> 00:05:32,666 I can't breathe under all this meat-themed bullying! 153 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:33,625 Oh! 154 00:05:33,625 --> 00:05:34,918 T-t-triple or nothing? 155 00:05:34,918 --> 00:05:37,212 - What did you just say? - Triple or nothing. 156 00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:39,256 Any bet. I choose. - Deal. 157 00:05:39,256 --> 00:05:41,592 And this time, when you lose, you better have that money, 158 00:05:41,592 --> 00:05:45,220 or we'll dig you out an asshole just so we can fill it with firecrackers. 159 00:05:45,220 --> 00:05:47,389 [heavy breathing] 160 00:05:48,432 --> 00:05:49,850 - You a king, Terry. 161 00:05:49,850 --> 00:05:51,727 Let's get some Visine on those squiggly pupils. 162 00:05:51,727 --> 00:05:52,936 [wind whooshing] - Whoa, wind's shifting a bit. 163 00:05:52,936 --> 00:05:55,022 - It's probably hitting the maximum height. Keep staring. 164 00:05:55,022 --> 00:05:55,939 - I got it. 165 00:05:56,315 --> 00:05:57,774 I got it. [thuds] 166 00:05:57,774 --> 00:06:01,195 - Hey! Hey, fuckin' aliens! Did you just touch my fucking car? 167 00:06:01,195 --> 00:06:02,821 - Calm down, Glen, it was an accident. 168 00:06:02,821 --> 00:06:05,365 Terry's keeping an eye on our Crystal Skull vodka-brand bullet 169 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:07,993 that we shot into the sky, and his elbow lightly grazed your car 170 00:06:07,993 --> 00:06:09,203 as he was adjusting his position. 171 00:06:09,203 --> 00:06:11,496 - I don't know what the fuck words you just said. 172 00:06:11,496 --> 00:06:14,166 All I know is nobody touches my car. You got it? 173 00:06:14,166 --> 00:06:16,919 - That's all you know? It's a miracle you've survived this long. 174 00:06:16,919 --> 00:06:17,794 - Gah! 175 00:06:20,005 --> 00:06:21,507 - Geez, Yum, you look wrecked. 176 00:06:21,507 --> 00:06:24,092 - Maybe because those sociopathic Hamburger brothers 177 00:06:24,092 --> 00:06:26,178 are going to kill me in the most homoerotic way possible. 178 00:06:26,178 --> 00:06:29,264 - I guess Mark's still upset because he and his Betty just broke up. 179 00:06:29,264 --> 00:06:31,308 They murdered an ophthalmologist last summer, 180 00:06:31,308 --> 00:06:33,060 and the guilt was too much to bear. 181 00:06:33,060 --> 00:06:35,562 - Wait, you understand all this school social stuff? 182 00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:37,356 - Oh yeah, I love hot goss. 183 00:06:37,356 --> 00:06:39,358 At any one time, I can name the five seniors 184 00:06:39,358 --> 00:06:41,401 with vodka-dipped tampons in their butts. 185 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:45,948 - I think I will go with you to that JV Mock Model UN meeting after all. 186 00:06:45,948 --> 00:06:48,450 - You want to spend time doing the things I like, 187 00:06:48,450 --> 00:06:49,910 with no ulterior motive? 188 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:53,705 - I don't know what "ulterior" means, so I can honestly say "Hell yes!" 189 00:06:53,705 --> 00:06:54,581 - Yay! 190 00:06:54,581 --> 00:06:56,208 [school bell rings] 191 00:06:57,584 --> 00:06:58,919 [inaudible] 192 00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:02,798 ♪ 193 00:07:02,798 --> 00:07:06,969 ♪ 194 00:07:06,969 --> 00:07:09,179 ♪ 195 00:07:09,179 --> 00:07:12,724 [inaudible] 196 00:07:12,724 --> 00:07:14,601 ♪ 197 00:07:14,601 --> 00:07:15,394 [inaudible] 198 00:07:15,394 --> 00:07:19,439 ♪ 199 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:22,901 ♪ 200 00:07:22,901 --> 00:07:27,781 ♪ 201 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:32,703 ♪ 202 00:07:32,703 --> 00:07:36,915 ♪ 203 00:07:36,915 --> 00:07:39,418 ♪ 204 00:07:39,418 --> 00:07:41,461 - Holy shitballs. 205 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:45,299 That's the sexiest motherfucking Beyblade I've ever seen. 206 00:07:45,299 --> 00:07:47,301 - Oh, not just any Beyblade, Jesse. 207 00:07:47,301 --> 00:07:51,138 This is the Platinum Beyblade Burst 800, Takara Tomy edition. 208 00:07:51,138 --> 00:07:53,223 - I gotta be honest, I'm gooshing over here. 209 00:07:53,223 --> 00:07:54,808 - Get your dirty hands off the merch, Pupa! 210 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:56,476 [cackles] 211 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:57,686 - Ooh. 212 00:07:57,686 --> 00:08:00,105 - This is going to take my gambling to the next level! 213 00:08:06,904 --> 00:08:09,948 - Wait right here, Sister. We're just packaging up your order right now. 214 00:08:09,948 --> 00:08:12,159 I threw in an extra Swedish Fish, on the house. 215 00:08:12,159 --> 00:08:13,827 - May the bow be with you. 216 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:16,163 - Look, whatever Cherie does, I just ask that you support her. 217 00:08:16,163 --> 00:08:19,708 - Of course. Not everyone is comfortable with sainthood. 218 00:08:19,708 --> 00:08:20,876 - She's been through a lot, 219 00:08:20,876 --> 00:08:23,545 but at her core, she just wants to protect all of us. 220 00:08:23,545 --> 00:08:26,423 - Well, whatever she chooses, the Wall will be stable and-- 221 00:08:26,423 --> 00:08:28,008 [screaming] 222 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:29,760 WOMAN: Tim! MAN: Oh god, he's dead! 223 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:30,802 - The cricket is back! 224 00:08:30,802 --> 00:08:32,346 - Tim... is dead! 225 00:08:33,305 --> 00:08:35,974 - Cherie? No, this isn't possible. How? 226 00:08:35,974 --> 00:08:37,726 - What is she doing? - I don't know! 227 00:08:37,726 --> 00:08:41,104 - You're all grown-ass adults who were shrunk down, just like me. 228 00:08:41,104 --> 00:08:42,731 And you deserve the truth. 229 00:08:42,731 --> 00:08:45,776 There is a hole in the back of the Wall! 230 00:08:45,776 --> 00:08:48,570 - No, no, not like this. 231 00:08:48,570 --> 00:08:50,822 - I know because Tim tried to kill me. 232 00:08:50,822 --> 00:08:53,450 He pushed me through that hole into the backyard. 233 00:08:53,450 --> 00:08:56,328 For the past year, I've been fighting my way back, 234 00:08:56,328 --> 00:08:57,663 fueled by revenge. 235 00:08:57,663 --> 00:09:01,166 But when I got here, Tim was already sick and dying. 236 00:09:01,166 --> 00:09:03,794 He had convinced you that this Wall was safe, 237 00:09:03,794 --> 00:09:05,546 when it was really a prison. 238 00:09:05,546 --> 00:09:07,923 That cycle ends now. 239 00:09:08,799 --> 00:09:13,303 Follow me. I'll show everyone the hole to the backyard! 240 00:09:14,263 --> 00:09:17,391 [singing nasally] ♪ ...and you are the wind ♪ 241 00:09:17,391 --> 00:09:19,893 ♪ Under my sail ♪ 242 00:09:20,519 --> 00:09:22,271 [booing] 243 00:09:22,271 --> 00:09:24,231 - Go bang a loveseat! 244 00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:25,774 [sobbing] 245 00:09:25,774 --> 00:09:27,526 - And now, for my talent, 246 00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:32,573 I own the Platinum Beyblade Burst 800, Takara Tomy edition! 247 00:09:32,573 --> 00:09:34,741 The counter-clockwise spin makes this Beyblade 248 00:09:34,741 --> 00:09:35,993 faster than any on the market, 249 00:09:35,993 --> 00:09:37,828 and this icy blue cyclone ridge here? 250 00:09:37,828 --> 00:09:39,079 That's all stamina, baby. 251 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:40,789 This Beyblade won't stop for nothin'. 252 00:09:41,373 --> 00:09:42,583 Behold! 253 00:09:42,583 --> 00:09:44,585 ALL: Ooh! 254 00:09:44,585 --> 00:09:46,545 - I know this was supposed to be a talent show, 255 00:09:46,545 --> 00:09:49,715 but that is the sweetest Beyblade I've ever seen. 256 00:09:49,715 --> 00:09:51,592 Yumyulack wins! 257 00:09:51,592 --> 00:09:54,553 [cheering and applause] 258 00:09:54,553 --> 00:09:57,097 - Wow, Yumyulack! That is one rare Beyblade. 259 00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:58,765 You must've cleaned up on all those bets! 260 00:09:58,765 --> 00:10:01,810 - Of course he did, because he knows school drama better than anyone. 261 00:10:01,810 --> 00:10:03,854 How do you know so much about the teenage heart? 262 00:10:03,854 --> 00:10:07,900 - Don't tell anyone, but you know that uglier alien I hang out with, Jesse? 263 00:10:07,900 --> 00:10:10,360 She's a loser who's obsessed with other people's lives. 264 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:12,070 I tricked her into giving me intel. 265 00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:13,071 Smart, right? 266 00:10:13,572 --> 00:10:15,532 Oh shit. She's standing right behind me, isn't she? 267 00:10:15,532 --> 00:10:17,784 Oh shit, she's behind the curtain, isn't she? 268 00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:19,995 Oh shit. I accidentally butt dialed her, didn't I? 269 00:10:19,995 --> 00:10:22,080 - No, man, she's hovering above you in a Lakitu cloud. 270 00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:22,831 [gasps] 271 00:10:22,831 --> 00:10:26,418 - Wow. Here I am, in the Lakitu cloud I wanted to share with you. 272 00:10:26,418 --> 00:10:30,047 But now? No way, Jose. No more hanging out with this sucker. 273 00:10:30,047 --> 00:10:32,716 - Damn! I never would have bagged on you if I knew I'd get caught! 274 00:10:32,716 --> 00:10:35,552 - Sweet talk like that isn't going to work this time. 275 00:10:35,552 --> 00:10:36,595 [sobs] 276 00:10:36,595 --> 00:10:38,305 Don't follow me! - Jesse! 277 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:41,099 Don't waste that whole Lakitu cloud on being sour! 278 00:10:41,099 --> 00:10:42,935 Come on! Let me use you! 279 00:10:42,935 --> 00:10:44,436 [Jesse sobbing] 280 00:10:44,436 --> 00:10:45,771 AISHA: What's wrong, baby girl? 281 00:10:45,771 --> 00:10:48,398 Did someone finally notice you have a Minnesota accent 282 00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:49,775 even though you're from outer space? 283 00:10:49,775 --> 00:10:51,944 - I thought Yumyulack and I were bonding, 284 00:10:51,944 --> 00:10:53,695 but he was just using me. 285 00:10:53,695 --> 00:10:54,988 AISHA: Hey, don't cry. 286 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:57,032 Yumyulack's a piece of shit. 287 00:10:57,032 --> 00:10:58,784 We all hate his ass so much. 288 00:10:58,784 --> 00:10:59,743 - But he was right! 289 00:10:59,743 --> 00:11:01,995 I only pay attention to other kids at school 290 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:05,541 because I don't have a crazy sexcapade of my own. 291 00:11:05,541 --> 00:11:08,627 AISHA: I got all sorts of sexcapades in my cold metal innards, 292 00:11:08,627 --> 00:11:09,378 you want one? 293 00:11:09,378 --> 00:11:11,797 - Thanks, Aisha, but this is high school. 294 00:11:11,797 --> 00:11:13,924 I don't think you understand what we like. 295 00:11:13,924 --> 00:11:17,553 AISHA: How about Korean pop sensations BTK? 296 00:11:17,553 --> 00:11:18,762 JESSE: Wait, did you mean BTS? 297 00:11:18,762 --> 00:11:21,431 AISHA: I can't afford BTS, get the fuck outta here. 298 00:11:21,431 --> 00:11:23,267 - I mean, I'd rather it be BTS. 299 00:11:23,267 --> 00:11:24,560 AISHA: Do you wanna do seven minutes in heaven 300 00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:26,812 with a South Korean boy band or not? 301 00:11:26,812 --> 00:11:28,355 [deep breath] 302 00:11:28,689 --> 00:11:31,316 - Let's... get... awkward. [cracks knuckles] 303 00:11:31,316 --> 00:11:34,152 ♪ 304 00:11:34,152 --> 00:11:35,237 [grunts] 305 00:11:35,237 --> 00:11:37,114 - It's hardly drifting at all. We're looking good. 306 00:11:37,114 --> 00:11:39,533 - I'm going to put acupuncture needles in your spine to keep you alert. 307 00:11:39,533 --> 00:11:40,659 - Bonus. Hit me. - Goddammit. 308 00:11:40,659 --> 00:11:42,911 Hey! You're gonna need to get off my property right now 309 00:11:42,911 --> 00:11:45,038 or shit is gonna get real-real real fast. 310 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,957 - We will, Glen. As soon as our bullet comes down. 311 00:11:46,957 --> 00:11:49,668 - Yeah, chill out, Glen. We're on collectible bullet business here. 312 00:11:49,668 --> 00:11:51,587 - Nobody disrespects the Glen. 313 00:11:51,587 --> 00:11:52,588 This ends now. 314 00:11:52,588 --> 00:11:54,798 Prepare for Glen Justice. [cracks knuckles] 315 00:11:54,798 --> 00:11:56,967 Hey. Get off my property. Hey. Hey. Hey. 316 00:11:56,967 --> 00:11:58,510 - Cut it out! I'm trying to peep! 317 00:11:58,510 --> 00:11:59,261 - Glen, quit it! 318 00:11:59,261 --> 00:12:01,805 Your feeble slapping won't move the needle, and you know it. 319 00:12:02,598 --> 00:12:04,349 [door opens, closes] 320 00:12:04,349 --> 00:12:06,560 - Oh-ho-ho, which bullet is it, Terry? 321 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:07,477 [gunshot] 322 00:12:07,477 --> 00:12:08,604 That one? [gunshots] 323 00:12:08,604 --> 00:12:09,980 One of those? [gunshots] 324 00:12:09,980 --> 00:12:10,898 - Nice try. 325 00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:14,443 - Those bullets are way too cheap to be seen from a distance, you asshole. 326 00:12:14,443 --> 00:12:15,819 [school bell rings] 327 00:12:15,819 --> 00:12:17,446 - Bless your timeline with this, simps! 328 00:12:17,446 --> 00:12:21,241 Ya boy paid for this sick swag with bets I won by myself! 329 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:22,492 [cheering, laughing] 330 00:12:22,993 --> 00:12:24,453 [tires squealing] 331 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:27,456 [screaming] 332 00:12:30,501 --> 00:12:32,794 - Oh. Where am I? Wha-what's going on? 333 00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:34,171 [screaming] 334 00:12:34,171 --> 00:12:37,216 - Scholastic Headquarters. Or what's left of it anyway. 335 00:12:37,216 --> 00:12:38,008 - My eye! 336 00:12:38,008 --> 00:12:41,637 - The school book fair industry is dying because of fucks like you. 337 00:12:41,637 --> 00:12:44,056 - W-what did I do? I can hardly even read! 338 00:12:44,056 --> 00:12:44,973 [groans] 339 00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:47,309 - When students spend all their money on high school bets, 340 00:12:47,309 --> 00:12:49,144 they don't spend money on books. 341 00:12:49,144 --> 00:12:50,854 - Kids can do whatever they want with their money. 342 00:12:50,854 --> 00:12:52,064 Scholastic doesn't own them. 343 00:12:52,064 --> 00:12:54,107 - Oh really? Bring him out. 344 00:12:54,775 --> 00:12:56,485 Meet Andy St. Clair. 345 00:12:56,485 --> 00:12:58,862 He started a fundraiser for the homeless. 346 00:12:58,862 --> 00:13:02,950 All his classmates donated their allowances to that 347 00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:04,326 instead of Scholastic. 348 00:13:04,326 --> 00:13:05,702 Waldos? How many copies 349 00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:08,247 of If You Give A Mouse A Cookie did that cost us? 350 00:13:11,083 --> 00:13:12,960 You have one week to get me my money, 351 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:17,047 or it's "one fish, two fish, dead fish... you fish." 352 00:13:17,047 --> 00:13:18,006 [gulps] 353 00:13:21,593 --> 00:13:23,136 [grunting] 354 00:13:23,887 --> 00:13:26,306 - There it is, the path to freedom. 355 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:28,600 Nobody can keep it from you anymore. 356 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:29,768 But it's dangerous. 357 00:13:29,768 --> 00:13:33,814 - Praise be unto Cherie for showing us this Glory Hole. 358 00:13:33,814 --> 00:13:35,566 She should be our new leader! 359 00:13:35,566 --> 00:13:37,234 [cheering and applause] 360 00:13:37,234 --> 00:13:37,818 - No! 361 00:13:37,818 --> 00:13:40,487 No. I refuse. No more leaders. 362 00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:41,530 - But we need you. 363 00:13:41,530 --> 00:13:44,408 - Let me out of here! I need to breathe fresh air and eat Chipotle! 364 00:13:44,950 --> 00:13:46,660 [screaming] 365 00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:47,744 [hoots] 366 00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:49,079 [crowd gasps] 367 00:13:49,079 --> 00:13:51,081 - I told you it was dangerous. 368 00:13:51,081 --> 00:13:53,500 Look, before you decide to leave, just hear me out. 369 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:56,295 What we need is a government of people 370 00:13:56,295 --> 00:13:58,463 elected by each level of the Wall. 371 00:13:59,047 --> 00:14:02,342 One you don't build with mid-century modern cardboard houses 372 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:05,053 or gardens made from Kind Bar seeds. 373 00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:07,848 We built it with people, with love, 374 00:14:07,848 --> 00:14:10,684 and with the motherfucking truth. 375 00:14:10,684 --> 00:14:14,104 [cheering and applause] 376 00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:15,606 - Jesse, where are you? 377 00:14:18,150 --> 00:14:20,152 Whoa, you're all that! 378 00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:23,864 - I did seven minutes in heaven with BTK, 379 00:14:23,864 --> 00:14:27,451 and then I did it again for a full 14. 380 00:14:27,451 --> 00:14:31,455 I am a loser who cares about other people's stories no more! 381 00:14:31,455 --> 00:14:33,207 - Jesse, you can't do this to me! 382 00:14:33,207 --> 00:14:35,000 - Sucks to suck, suckface! 383 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,502 Eat this kitty with a spoon! 384 00:14:36,502 --> 00:14:38,212 - I'm sorry about everything. 385 00:14:38,212 --> 00:14:41,507 You were right, I got into betting because I was hurt about Annie. 386 00:14:41,507 --> 00:14:42,591 I was never her bae. 387 00:14:42,591 --> 00:14:45,093 I was embarrassed to be a stupid joke, and I was covering it up. 388 00:14:45,093 --> 00:14:48,472 But I took it too far. And now Scholastic is on my ass. 389 00:14:48,472 --> 00:14:50,807 I gotta place the biggest bet the school has ever seen, 390 00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:52,601 or a couple of Waldos are gonna make sure 391 00:14:52,601 --> 00:14:55,187 I have a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. 392 00:14:55,187 --> 00:14:58,524 - I'm too evolved to care about that stuff, Yumyulack. 393 00:14:58,524 --> 00:15:01,235 - I really did want to fly around in that Lakitu cloud with you, 394 00:15:01,235 --> 00:15:02,402 and now I never will. 395 00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:04,279 - You really did? 396 00:15:04,279 --> 00:15:06,657 - Of course. That cloud can go anywhere. 397 00:15:07,241 --> 00:15:09,910 - I may not know what kids do in high school anymore, 398 00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:11,495 [gasps] but I know who does. 399 00:15:11,495 --> 00:15:13,121 The movies. - Really? 400 00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:14,957 Aren't they made by out-of-touch rich old white guys? 401 00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:16,250 - Nah, they're super accurate. 402 00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:19,211 ♪ You're the best around ♪ 403 00:15:19,211 --> 00:15:21,421 ♪ Nothing's gonna ever keep you down ♪ 404 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:23,924 ♪ You're the best around ♪ 405 00:15:24,341 --> 00:15:26,385 ♪ Nothing's gonna ever keep you down ♪ 406 00:15:26,385 --> 00:15:28,971 ♪ You're the best around ♪ 407 00:15:29,388 --> 00:15:30,472 ♪ Nothing's gonna ever... ♪ 408 00:15:30,472 --> 00:15:34,017 - Wow, I should have watched '80s teen movies a long time ago! 409 00:15:34,017 --> 00:15:36,854 Now I know everything about school, and how I'm going to get that money. 410 00:15:36,854 --> 00:15:38,814 Only tricky part is where to find a teen wolf. 411 00:15:38,814 --> 00:15:40,315 - I've got you covered. 412 00:15:41,525 --> 00:15:43,193 - Brah, you really bet 50-to-1 413 00:15:43,193 --> 00:15:45,487 that all these things are gonna happen at the game tonight? 414 00:15:45,487 --> 00:15:47,948 - Yeah, I did. Because I believe in miracles. 415 00:15:47,948 --> 00:15:50,033 I believe there's magic in this world and-- 416 00:15:50,033 --> 00:15:52,244 - Holy shit, what an idiot! - We'll take that bet! 417 00:15:52,244 --> 00:15:54,329 [all clamoring] PUPA: Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! 418 00:15:54,997 --> 00:15:57,165 - No, Pupa. Don't bet on this. It's a scam. 419 00:15:57,165 --> 00:15:58,041 [grunts] 420 00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:01,170 - Oh my god, Korvo. It's coming back down! 421 00:16:01,170 --> 00:16:03,213 Our bullet is coming home to papa and papa! 422 00:16:03,213 --> 00:16:04,673 - I lined a bucket with a bulletproof vest. 423 00:16:04,673 --> 00:16:07,217 - Oh yeah, my man! Thinking like that's why you're team leader. 424 00:16:07,217 --> 00:16:08,302 It's getting closer! It's-- [tires squeal] 425 00:16:08,302 --> 00:16:09,094 Ohh! 426 00:16:09,094 --> 00:16:11,096 - Fuck yeah! Wooo! 427 00:16:11,096 --> 00:16:13,098 - No! I lost it! I lost it! 428 00:16:13,098 --> 00:16:14,850 - Fuck! Why did you do that, you asshole? 429 00:16:14,850 --> 00:16:17,186 - Because America, bitch. I do what I want! 430 00:16:17,186 --> 00:16:19,688 Y'all are just dumb aliens, and you need to respect cars 431 00:16:19,688 --> 00:16:21,565 if you're gonna live here! Car culture rules! 432 00:16:21,565 --> 00:16:22,941 Eat my ass! 433 00:16:24,109 --> 00:16:25,611 [screams] - Oh, there it is! 434 00:16:25,611 --> 00:16:27,487 It's in his foot! - Yes! We got the bullet back! 435 00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:29,072 Glen's shattered foot bones cushioned it. - Oh no! 436 00:16:29,072 --> 00:16:32,492 Help! I've been shot! Aliens shot me! 437 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:33,452 Help! 438 00:16:33,869 --> 00:16:36,205 [giggles] - You really think that was the best plan? 439 00:16:36,205 --> 00:16:37,497 To just give it all up? 440 00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:39,541 - I don't know, but I can't hide Pezlie 441 00:16:39,541 --> 00:16:41,001 while also being the leader. 442 00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:42,419 Secrets like that never last. 443 00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:44,546 - You know, people will go out that hole. 444 00:16:44,546 --> 00:16:46,423 They could get hurt. - Yeah, they will. 445 00:16:46,423 --> 00:16:49,009 But that's part of the price you pay for freedom. 446 00:16:49,635 --> 00:16:51,470 Nothing will be the same anymore. 447 00:16:51,470 --> 00:16:54,973 Yes, people will go and try to find a way to get big again. 448 00:16:54,973 --> 00:16:57,518 I don't know if they'll make it out of the side yard, 449 00:16:57,518 --> 00:16:59,144 but we are Wallians, 450 00:16:59,144 --> 00:17:01,104 resilience is what we do. 451 00:17:01,104 --> 00:17:04,650 Those who choose to stay are going to build a better world. 452 00:17:04,650 --> 00:17:07,236 No one person is going to save us. 453 00:17:07,736 --> 00:17:09,863 We're going to save each other. 454 00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:10,864 [crowd chanting] 455 00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:14,034 ♪ 456 00:17:14,993 --> 00:17:16,537 - Hmm. They really cleaned it up. 457 00:17:16,537 --> 00:17:20,040 - Well, after all that talk about not leading, here you are. 458 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:22,042 - Blame it on level 12. People wrote me in. 459 00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:22,960 [gavel banging] 460 00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:24,837 - Welcome! Please, take your seats. 461 00:17:24,837 --> 00:17:28,006 What an exciting and historic moment for us all. 462 00:17:28,006 --> 00:17:31,677 So many lives were lost on our journey to get this far. 463 00:17:31,677 --> 00:17:33,846 Souls we'll never forget. 464 00:17:34,513 --> 00:17:36,056 Life here can be hard. 465 00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:40,185 But with you, a stable government for the first time ever, 466 00:17:40,185 --> 00:17:44,147 the people of the Wall can finally live in peace. 467 00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:44,982 [electricity crackling] 468 00:17:44,982 --> 00:17:48,485 [people screaming] 469 00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:55,033 - Whoa, that alien is "Pretty in Pink." 470 00:17:55,033 --> 00:17:57,995 And I just "Came to America" in my "Pants". 471 00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:00,122 [door opens] 472 00:18:02,332 --> 00:18:05,043 - Jesse, if I get killed today by a beloved children's book character, 473 00:18:05,043 --> 00:18:07,754 I need you to know that I have a secret family in Austin. 474 00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:10,340 You gotta track them down, tell them I love them, 475 00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:12,217 and also that I'm an alien. 476 00:18:12,718 --> 00:18:13,635 [whistle blows] 477 00:18:13,635 --> 00:18:17,055 ♪ 478 00:18:17,806 --> 00:18:19,600 [grunting] 479 00:18:21,059 --> 00:18:25,522 [howling] 480 00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:28,817 MAN: Mrs. Perry is kissing Dylan! 481 00:18:28,817 --> 00:18:30,944 YUMYULACK: That's not part of the plan! JESSE: Wait for it. 482 00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:33,322 - I'm not a student, I'm an undercover journalist 483 00:18:33,322 --> 00:18:35,115 writing an expose on TILFs. 484 00:18:36,867 --> 00:18:38,577 - You stole our routine! 485 00:18:38,577 --> 00:18:41,872 You don't respect our unconventional dancing style! 486 00:18:41,872 --> 00:18:43,207 [kicks thudding] 487 00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:46,043 - It's working! All we have to do is win the big game! 488 00:18:46,043 --> 00:18:46,919 - Don't jinx it! 489 00:18:50,506 --> 00:18:52,633 [howling] 490 00:18:52,633 --> 00:18:54,885 YUMYULACK: [gasps] Two Teen Wolfs! 491 00:18:54,885 --> 00:18:56,512 No, no, no, no, no! 492 00:18:56,512 --> 00:18:58,263 This can't be happening! 493 00:19:02,142 --> 00:19:02,726 [buzzer sounds] 494 00:19:03,936 --> 00:19:05,896 I am fucked! - Oh shit! 495 00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:09,107 We gotta jet! Pronto, chachi! 496 00:19:09,107 --> 00:19:11,109 - Holy shit, who would have predicted 497 00:19:11,109 --> 00:19:12,903 that both teams would have a Teen Wolf? 498 00:19:12,903 --> 00:19:15,781 - So why the fuck would you make a side bet with this little shit-stain 499 00:19:15,781 --> 00:19:16,657 that that would happen? 500 00:19:16,657 --> 00:19:17,950 He's taking all our money. 501 00:19:17,950 --> 00:19:19,993 - Fuck you, Clark. - No, fuck you, Mark. 502 00:19:19,993 --> 00:19:21,995 You hamburgered the goddamn Hamburgers! 503 00:19:21,995 --> 00:19:23,038 - Take that back! 504 00:19:23,038 --> 00:19:26,708 [grunting] 505 00:19:28,377 --> 00:19:31,255 - If we hurry, we can jump in the river and float to Mexico! 506 00:19:31,255 --> 00:19:32,464 - It'll take a couple of months, 507 00:19:32,464 --> 00:19:35,050 but it's hard to run and plan at the same time! 508 00:19:35,592 --> 00:19:36,635 [both gasp] 509 00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:41,181 - Where's my $82,000.63? 510 00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:42,599 - I have the sixty-three cents 511 00:19:42,599 --> 00:19:45,978 and a great idea for an X-rated Clifford the Big Red Dog parody 512 00:19:45,978 --> 00:19:48,939 you can have for free as long as I retain the TV rights. 513 00:19:48,939 --> 00:19:51,024 - This is the Magic Knife Bus. 514 00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:53,235 Time for it to take an educational adventure 515 00:19:53,235 --> 00:19:55,612 into the wonders of your chest! 516 00:19:56,196 --> 00:19:58,448 [screaming] 517 00:19:58,448 --> 00:19:59,950 - Pupa's in the house! 518 00:19:59,950 --> 00:20:02,661 - Pupa! You gotta spot me some of that cash, quick! 519 00:20:02,661 --> 00:20:04,329 - Beyblade. - What? 520 00:20:04,329 --> 00:20:06,206 No way. That Beyblade is worth way more than-- 521 00:20:06,206 --> 00:20:07,749 [screaming] 522 00:20:07,749 --> 00:20:10,043 - For cryin' out loud, just give him the top! 523 00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:13,338 - It's a battle top with a frost-powered cyclone ridge! 524 00:20:13,338 --> 00:20:15,674 - Stop Beysplaining and just fuckin' do it. 525 00:20:15,674 --> 00:20:17,634 [groaning] 526 00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:20,470 - Next time, think twice before you fuck 527 00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:23,599 with the children's publishing cartel, ya little shit rag. 528 00:20:23,599 --> 00:20:25,100 - Yay! 529 00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:26,059 [groaning] 530 00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:28,395 - What's the statute of limitations on being indirectly involved 531 00:20:28,395 --> 00:20:29,521 in the shooting of a man's foot? 532 00:20:29,521 --> 00:20:30,689 - Bing says seven years, 533 00:20:30,689 --> 00:20:32,649 but Facebook is still saying Biden lost the election. 534 00:20:32,649 --> 00:20:34,568 - Okay. All we have to do is hide Glen away somewhere 535 00:20:34,568 --> 00:20:35,986 for seven years, and we'll be in the clear. 536 00:20:35,986 --> 00:20:37,196 - Call an ambulance already! 537 00:20:37,196 --> 00:20:38,864 - Where can we hide someone for seven years 538 00:20:38,864 --> 00:20:40,490 without anyone hearing him scream for help? 539 00:20:40,490 --> 00:20:41,909 - Oh god, oh god. 540 00:20:41,909 --> 00:20:43,202 - We could-- 541 00:20:43,202 --> 00:20:45,162 - Shoot him into orbit in a Glen-sized cryochamber 542 00:20:45,162 --> 00:20:46,788 to circle the earth in suspended animation 543 00:20:46,788 --> 00:20:48,707 until the statute of limitations has passed? 544 00:20:48,707 --> 00:20:50,167 - And then after that, we make out? 545 00:20:50,167 --> 00:20:51,376 - Maybe. - That means no. 546 00:20:51,376 --> 00:20:53,295 - No, it means... maybe. 547 00:20:53,295 --> 00:20:55,464 - No, no, no. Stop, stop! Don't do this! Please. 548 00:20:55,464 --> 00:20:58,008 In, in retrospect, I shouldn't have fetishized my car. 549 00:20:58,008 --> 00:20:59,676 It's my fault. Help! It's my fault. 550 00:20:59,676 --> 00:21:01,762 Really, I'm insecure! Please, I'm sorry. Please don't do this! 551 00:21:01,762 --> 00:21:02,888 - Think of it as your Eat Pray Love! 552 00:21:02,888 --> 00:21:05,307 - Help! Please, please. I don't want to be in orbit! 553 00:21:05,307 --> 00:21:07,142 I don't want to be in orbit! [rumbling] 554 00:21:07,142 --> 00:21:09,228 [whooshing] 555 00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:12,147 - Is he going to be okay up there? 556 00:21:12,147 --> 00:21:14,149 - Sure. My calculations are never wrong. 557 00:21:14,149 --> 00:21:16,693 Unless someone put an unregistered satellite in orbit. 558 00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:18,362 [clanging] 559 00:21:19,029 --> 00:21:23,242 ♪ foreboding music playing ♪ 560 00:21:23,242 --> 00:21:27,955 ♪ 561 00:21:27,955 --> 00:21:30,457 ♪ 562 00:21:31,041 --> 00:21:33,001 Hold up those heels, Terry. (shutter clicks) 563 00:21:33,001 --> 00:21:34,419 Yass, niece! 564 00:21:34,419 --> 00:21:37,422 - You know, you gotta admit we make a pretty good team. 565 00:21:37,422 --> 00:21:38,966 - I don't know which has brought us closer: 566 00:21:38,966 --> 00:21:40,926 our bullet or our OnlyFans. 567 00:21:41,426 --> 00:21:43,428 - Thanks for trying to save my ass with Scholastic 568 00:21:43,428 --> 00:21:44,555 after I was such a dick. 569 00:21:44,555 --> 00:21:45,597 That was really cool of you. 570 00:21:45,597 --> 00:21:46,390 - I had to. 571 00:21:46,390 --> 00:21:48,851 You're the closest equivalent I have to a brother. 572 00:21:48,851 --> 00:21:52,437 I just wish I knew where that second Teen Wolf came from. 573 00:21:52,437 --> 00:21:53,814 Pupa lucked out. 574 00:21:53,814 --> 00:21:56,483 Without it, he would never have gotten that Beyblade. 575 00:21:56,483 --> 00:21:59,152 - You think all those other kids we forced into movie situations 576 00:21:59,152 --> 00:22:00,153 will turn out okay? 577 00:22:00,153 --> 00:22:02,239 - What do I look like, a fortune teller? 578 00:22:02,239 --> 00:22:03,282 Marone! 579 00:22:03,282 --> 00:22:05,242 - ♪ You know you make me wanna ♪ - ♪ Shout ♪ 580 00:22:05,242 --> 00:22:07,077 - ♪ Lift my heels up and ♪ - ♪ Shout ♪ 581 00:22:07,077 --> 00:22:08,829 - ♪ Throw my hands back and ♪ - ♪ Shout ♪ 582 00:22:08,829 --> 00:22:10,539 - ♪ Kick my heels up and ♪ - ♪ Shout ♪ 583 00:22:10,539 --> 00:22:12,124 - ♪ Come on now ♪ - ♪ Shout ♪ 584 00:22:12,124 --> 00:22:13,625 - ♪ Take it easy ♪ - ♪ Shout ♪ 585 00:22:13,625 --> 00:22:15,627 - ♪ Take it easy ♪ - ♪ Shout ♪ 586 00:22:15,627 --> 00:22:17,462 - ♪ Take it easy ♪ - ♪ Shout ♪ 587 00:22:17,462 --> 00:22:19,089 - ♪ A little bit softer now ♪ - ♪ Shout ♪ 588 00:22:19,089 --> 00:22:20,841 - ♪ A little bit softer now ♪ - ♪ Shout ♪ 589 00:22:20,841 --> 00:22:22,593 - ♪ A little bit softer now ♪ - ♪ Shout ♪ 590 00:22:22,593 --> 00:22:24,386 - ♪ A little bit softer now ♪ - ♪ Shout ♪ 591 00:22:24,386 --> 00:22:26,096 - ♪ A little bit softer now ♪ - ♪ Shout ♪ 592 00:22:26,096 --> 00:22:27,806 - ♪ A little bit softer now ♪ - ♪ Shout ♪ 593 00:22:27,806 --> 00:22:29,600 - ♪ A little bit softer now ♪ - ♪ Shout ♪ 594 00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:31,310 - ♪ A little bit softer now ♪ - ♪ Shout ♪ 595 00:22:31,310 --> 00:22:33,020 - ♪ A little bit softer now ♪ - ♪ Shout ♪ 596 00:22:33,020 --> 00:22:34,771 - ♪ A little bit softer now ♪ - ♪ Shout ♪ 597 00:22:34,771 --> 00:22:36,523 - ♪ A little bit softer now ♪ - ♪ Shout ♪ 598 00:22:36,523 --> 00:22:38,317 - ♪ A little bit softer now ♪ - ♪ Shout ♪ 599 00:22:38,317 --> 00:22:40,027 - ♪ A little bit softer now ♪ - ♪ Shout ♪ 600 00:22:40,027 --> 00:22:41,945 - ♪ A little bit softer now ♪ - ♪ Shout ♪ 601 00:22:41,945 --> 00:22:43,530 - ♪ A little bit softer now ♪ - ♪ Shout ♪ 602 00:22:43,530 --> 00:22:45,490 - ♪ A little bit softer now ♪ - ♪ Shout ♪ 603 00:22:46,700 --> 00:22:48,452 - ♪ Shout ♪ - ♪ A little bit louder now ♪ 604 00:22:48,452 --> 00:22:50,204 - ♪ Shout ♪ - ♪ A little bit louder now ♪ 605 00:22:50,204 --> 00:22:51,955 - ♪ Shout ♪ - ♪ A little bit louder now ♪ 606 00:22:51,955 --> 00:22:53,707 - ♪ Shout ♪ - ♪ A little bit louder now ♪ 607 00:22:53,707 --> 00:22:56,084 ♪ foreboding music playing ♪ 608 00:22:58,879 --> 00:23:02,299 [pulsing] 609 00:23:03,091 --> 00:23:04,676 [groaning] 610 00:23:04,676 --> 00:23:06,887 - Where am I? Where's my car? 611 00:23:06,887 --> 00:23:10,224 - You're under arrest for flying an unlicensed cryo pod 612 00:23:10,224 --> 00:23:11,683 in a residential nebula. 613 00:23:11,683 --> 00:23:13,435 - Punk. [Glen grunts] 614 00:23:13,435 --> 00:23:14,978 ♪ hard rock guitar riff plays ♪ 615 00:23:14,978 --> 00:23:20,484 ♪ dramatic theme playing ♪ 616 00:23:20,484 --> 00:23:24,738 ♪ 617 00:23:59,314 --> 00:24:00,816 [mimicking laser fire] 47474

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