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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,400 --> 00:00:12,485 - Okay, your parents, done. My parents...? - Check. 2 00:00:12,653 --> 00:00:13,934 - Perry? - Right here. 3 00:00:14,113 --> 00:00:15,655 Jimmy, here. 4 00:00:15,823 --> 00:00:18,610 I got Aunt Esther the fruit basket and holiday chocolates... 5 00:00:18,785 --> 00:00:21,489 ...in the shape of basketball players for the archbishop... 6 00:00:21,662 --> 00:00:24,580 ...and the international assorted cheeses for the mayor. 7 00:00:25,166 --> 00:00:27,408 Oh, no. She just had a baby. 8 00:00:27,585 --> 00:00:31,583 - Do babies do Brie? - Lois, relax. Everything is under control. 9 00:00:31,756 --> 00:00:33,298 It's gonna be a great Christmas. 10 00:00:33,466 --> 00:00:36,253 - How do you know? - Because, honey, it's Christmas. 11 00:00:36,427 --> 00:00:38,135 And it's our first in our new home. 12 00:00:38,513 --> 00:00:41,348 Speaking of which, we'll never get the house ready on time... 13 00:00:41,516 --> 00:00:44,932 ...before everyone arrives. Without super-cheating, that is. 14 00:00:45,103 --> 00:00:47,641 - Lois. - Then there's the question of parking. 15 00:00:47,814 --> 00:00:51,017 I'm sorry. I don't what it is about the holidays that does this to me. 16 00:00:51,192 --> 00:00:55,106 It's just the way you look at it, that's all. You view Christmas like it's a chore. 17 00:00:55,279 --> 00:00:58,316 - Like it's something to get through. - That's how it feels to me. 18 00:00:58,491 --> 00:01:00,733 Look around you. What do you see? 19 00:01:01,577 --> 00:01:03,120 Crass commercialism. 20 00:01:03,287 --> 00:01:06,621 Conspicuous consumption, gluttony, greed. 21 00:01:06,791 --> 00:01:10,326 I'm confusing the 12 days of Christmas with the seven deadly sins, aren't I? 22 00:01:10,586 --> 00:01:12,579 Wanna know what I see? 23 00:01:12,755 --> 00:01:15,163 I see magic. 24 00:01:16,759 --> 00:01:19,001 - Magic? - Yeah, honey, magic. 25 00:01:19,178 --> 00:01:21,254 And I love it. I just wish you... 26 00:01:21,431 --> 00:01:24,218 - You could too. - You know what I wish? 27 00:01:24,392 --> 00:01:27,559 I wish we could have a nice Christmas alone together. 28 00:01:27,728 --> 00:01:30,219 No lists, no guests, nobody needing... 29 00:01:30,398 --> 00:01:32,853 Five-alarm fire at Bedford Street Children 's Home... 30 00:01:33,025 --> 00:01:35,065 - What are you hearing? - Fire trucks. 31 00:01:35,236 --> 00:01:38,439 - Bedford Street Children's Home's on fire. - Hurry. 32 00:01:42,785 --> 00:01:44,279 Magic. 33 00:02:02,263 --> 00:02:06,047 It's that moment just as I bust through the interdimensional vortex. 34 00:02:06,225 --> 00:02:09,594 Always gives me a brain freeze. 35 00:02:11,564 --> 00:02:13,770 - Where'd he go? - Who? I... I... 36 00:02:13,941 --> 00:02:17,476 I targeted him right here to this spot. He should be here. 37 00:02:17,653 --> 00:02:19,231 Who? 38 00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:24,821 He's moving northeast and fast. 39 00:02:24,994 --> 00:02:26,239 This guy can move. 40 00:02:34,754 --> 00:02:36,034 Hey! 41 00:02:37,089 --> 00:02:38,465 - Hey! - Oh, my. 42 00:02:38,674 --> 00:02:39,872 What's...? 43 00:02:40,051 --> 00:02:41,759 - What did you do to...? - What? 44 00:02:45,014 --> 00:02:47,172 Hey. Hey. 45 00:02:49,227 --> 00:02:50,602 Stand back, boys. 46 00:02:50,770 --> 00:02:53,343 There's a new imp in town. 47 00:03:57,600 --> 00:03:59,040 + 48 00:03:59,730 --> 00:04:03,562 We'll turn in my story, wish everybody a Merry Christmas and then duck out. 49 00:04:03,734 --> 00:04:05,893 What time do your parents' flight get in? 50 00:04:07,613 --> 00:04:08,692 Oh, 7:00. 51 00:04:08,864 --> 00:04:10,940 You're not still brooding about that, are you? 52 00:04:11,117 --> 00:04:13,026 You saved every one of those kids. 53 00:04:13,202 --> 00:04:16,737 It's just sad to think of these kids being split up for the holidays. 54 00:04:16,914 --> 00:04:19,405 All their presents, their Christmas tree destroyed. 55 00:04:19,583 --> 00:04:22,834 Well, it was the Christmas tree lights that started the fire. 56 00:04:23,003 --> 00:04:25,292 You couldn't have done any more than you did. 57 00:04:25,464 --> 00:04:27,089 I suppose. 58 00:04:27,258 --> 00:04:29,416 There is something that's bothering me though. 59 00:04:29,593 --> 00:04:32,429 The whole time I was pulling the kids from the building... 60 00:04:32,596 --> 00:04:36,012 ...I just had the strangest sensation that I was being watched. 61 00:04:36,183 --> 00:04:39,469 Well, you wear that suit, you tend to draw a crowd. 62 00:04:39,645 --> 00:04:40,890 No, that's not what I mean. 63 00:04:41,063 --> 00:04:44,432 It was something different. A presence. 64 00:04:44,608 --> 00:04:47,977 - A presence? - That's weird. 65 00:05:01,542 --> 00:05:05,919 Okay, it's 12 noon. We gotta leave by 4:30 if we're to make the airport by 7. 66 00:05:06,088 --> 00:05:09,457 Lois, I can get us there on time. Trust me. 67 00:05:09,633 --> 00:05:11,875 Oh, yeah. 68 00:05:17,641 --> 00:05:20,678 The traffic on Christmas Eve is gonna be murder. 69 00:05:20,978 --> 00:05:24,181 Merry Christmas. I love you guys the most. 70 00:05:24,398 --> 00:05:26,225 Yeah. Yeah. Merry Christmas, Ralph. 71 00:05:26,609 --> 00:05:28,317 Hey, Beth Ann, Merry Christmas. 72 00:05:28,486 --> 00:05:29,896 I love you the most, babe. 73 00:05:30,196 --> 00:05:33,399 In world news, Eastern European peace talks are progressing tonight. 74 00:05:33,574 --> 00:05:35,816 Representatives from both sides of the conflict... 75 00:05:35,993 --> 00:05:38,947 ... say a treaty could be signed as early as Christmas morning. 76 00:05:39,121 --> 00:05:40,319 How about that? 77 00:05:40,498 --> 00:05:43,997 Maybe peace on Earth, goodwill towards men will mean something this year. 78 00:05:44,168 --> 00:05:46,326 Never underestimate the holiday spirit, chief. 79 00:05:46,504 --> 00:05:49,374 - Merry Christmas. - Thanks, thanks. 80 00:05:49,548 --> 00:05:54,709 - Merry Christmas, you two. - And... here's that corruption story. 81 00:05:55,221 --> 00:05:56,881 Smells like a Pulitzer to me. 82 00:05:57,056 --> 00:06:01,634 I will say this about your wife, Kent, confidence is one thing she doesn't lack. 83 00:06:01,894 --> 00:06:03,933 One of many things, chief. 84 00:06:04,104 --> 00:06:09,063 Oh, so, what do you think? Had to haul it up the side of the building. 85 00:06:09,235 --> 00:06:11,607 It's gorgeous. I didn't know it was in the budget. 86 00:06:11,779 --> 00:06:14,317 Oh, well, I sprung for it myself. 87 00:06:14,490 --> 00:06:17,610 I didn't get one for the house, seeing as it's just me this year. 88 00:06:17,785 --> 00:06:20,952 Oh, I thought at least one of your sons would... 89 00:06:22,081 --> 00:06:27,323 Not this year. But I'm looking forward to Christmas dinner at your house tomorrow. 90 00:06:28,045 --> 00:06:29,919 Aren't we all. 91 00:06:30,714 --> 00:06:33,585 Oh, and, Kent, your parents are here. 92 00:06:34,176 --> 00:06:35,920 My parents? 93 00:06:36,262 --> 00:06:37,804 That's weird. 94 00:06:39,849 --> 00:06:43,383 Oh, Jonathan, remember what the doctor said about your cholesterol. 95 00:06:43,561 --> 00:06:46,396 You're gonna eat a big meal tomorrow at Clark and Lois'. 96 00:06:46,564 --> 00:06:48,687 What would I do without you to take care of me? 97 00:06:48,899 --> 00:06:50,691 - Mom? Dad? - Hi, honey. 98 00:06:50,860 --> 00:06:52,105 - Hey. - Hello, son. 99 00:06:52,278 --> 00:06:53,986 We thought you were coming at 7. 100 00:06:54,280 --> 00:06:58,028 The airline gave us an earlier flight, and we took a cab straight here. 101 00:06:58,868 --> 00:07:00,907 Your mom gave me some great advice on women. 102 00:07:01,078 --> 00:07:02,703 She really knows a lot about them. 103 00:07:02,872 --> 00:07:04,745 Jimmy's met a new young lady. 104 00:07:04,915 --> 00:07:08,000 Brenda. She's really something. Rhodes scholar. 105 00:07:08,669 --> 00:07:11,207 - Impressive. - Especially considering where she's from. 106 00:07:11,380 --> 00:07:14,915 The worst family background, but she overcame it all. Real self-starter. 107 00:07:16,969 --> 00:07:21,180 Her family lives on the West Coast, and I was kind of wondering if... 108 00:07:21,348 --> 00:07:23,720 If you could ask her to Christmas dinner tomorrow? 109 00:07:24,643 --> 00:07:27,348 - If it's all right. - What's one more? 110 00:07:27,521 --> 00:07:29,015 Thank you. 111 00:07:31,317 --> 00:07:32,727 Hey. 112 00:07:36,739 --> 00:07:42,243 - I really think she could be the one. - Well, that's seven to Christmas dinner. 113 00:07:42,411 --> 00:07:46,456 Lois is learning how to just relax and enjoy the holidays. 114 00:07:46,624 --> 00:07:49,031 Oh, I understand. 115 00:07:49,752 --> 00:07:51,828 Hey, Mom, Dad... 116 00:07:52,004 --> 00:07:55,871 ...you know that you guys don't have to fly with the airlines. 117 00:07:56,050 --> 00:07:58,457 I know money must be tight with the frost you've had. 118 00:07:58,636 --> 00:08:02,218 It's not so bad. We lost crops, but we've been through it a hundred times. 119 00:08:02,389 --> 00:08:05,426 - The bank covers us. We're fine, son. - Okay. 120 00:08:05,601 --> 00:08:08,056 - Lois, when are your parents arriving? - They're not. 121 00:08:08,228 --> 00:08:11,432 They're spending Christmas in Santa Paula at a bed-and-breakfast... 122 00:08:11,607 --> 00:08:15,307 ...where they had their honeymoon over 35 years ago. Mom. 123 00:08:15,486 --> 00:08:18,570 Don't say a word. I don't want to talk about it. 124 00:08:18,739 --> 00:08:24,113 Maybe in a few years when these latest wounds have scarred over. 125 00:08:24,286 --> 00:08:26,326 But for now, just pretend I'm not even here. 126 00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:31,207 He stood me up. You believe that? 127 00:08:31,377 --> 00:08:34,378 I mean, this whole second honeymoon was his idea. 128 00:08:35,255 --> 00:08:37,248 And then he didn't even bother to show up. 129 00:08:37,424 --> 00:08:39,962 And that is just so... 130 00:08:41,053 --> 00:08:42,631 ...him. 131 00:08:44,348 --> 00:08:46,139 Would you like some nog? 132 00:08:46,308 --> 00:08:48,265 - I'm an alcoholic. - She's an alcoholic. 133 00:08:48,769 --> 00:08:50,596 - Recovering. - Recovering. 134 00:08:52,648 --> 00:08:54,771 Let's make it a club soda. 135 00:08:55,859 --> 00:09:00,023 Well, that makes eight for Christmas dinner. 136 00:09:00,906 --> 00:09:03,278 We're gonna need more stuffing. 137 00:09:08,998 --> 00:09:11,453 - You want another one of those? - Yeah, yeah. 138 00:09:11,625 --> 00:09:15,374 That's one of the things I love about this three-dimensional world, the beer. 139 00:09:15,546 --> 00:09:19,128 - You ever have fifth-dimensional beer? - Can't say I go much for imports. 140 00:09:23,804 --> 00:09:27,339 Don't. They're awful. In fact, everything about the fifth dimension's awful. 141 00:09:27,516 --> 00:09:30,802 - You ever been? - Got an Aunt that lives in Jersey. 142 00:09:30,978 --> 00:09:33,433 - Fifth dimension's worse. - Worse than Jersey? 143 00:09:33,605 --> 00:09:35,598 Do you know how much energy it takes... 144 00:09:35,774 --> 00:09:39,689 ...just to bust through the interdimensional vortex in the first place? 145 00:09:41,363 --> 00:09:42,941 So you here for the holidays? 146 00:09:43,115 --> 00:09:45,523 No. No, I'm here for good. 147 00:09:45,701 --> 00:09:47,658 No one is sending me back. 148 00:09:48,203 --> 00:09:50,279 See, in the past, when I used to come here... 149 00:09:50,456 --> 00:09:54,370 ...I would pull some pranks, have some fun. 150 00:09:55,127 --> 00:09:57,369 Fall of Rome ring any bells? 151 00:09:58,881 --> 00:10:01,751 Yeah, I did some real nice work, all right. 152 00:10:01,925 --> 00:10:04,214 And then would always be some joker... 153 00:10:04,386 --> 00:10:08,004 ...who'd figure out how to banish me back to the fifth dimension. Not this time. 154 00:10:08,182 --> 00:10:11,052 - No? - No, this time I'm gonna do it right. 155 00:10:11,226 --> 00:10:13,896 I'm gonna become the absolute ruler... 156 00:10:14,063 --> 00:10:15,521 ...of absolutely everything. 157 00:10:16,440 --> 00:10:19,192 World conquest. Tall order. 158 00:10:19,902 --> 00:10:21,230 But I got it figured out. 159 00:10:21,403 --> 00:10:24,689 See, there's only one three-dimensional biped that can stop me... 160 00:10:24,865 --> 00:10:27,321 ...and I have tracked him right here to Metropolis. 161 00:10:27,576 --> 00:10:28,821 Superman? 162 00:10:28,994 --> 00:10:32,410 Let me tell you what this Superman really is. Come here. 163 00:10:33,582 --> 00:10:37,414 Superman is the symbol of hope. 164 00:10:40,631 --> 00:10:44,000 That's his whole thing. So you take away hope... 165 00:10:44,176 --> 00:10:46,382 ...and he's the symbol of... 166 00:10:47,846 --> 00:10:49,091 ...nothing. 167 00:10:49,264 --> 00:10:52,550 See, in a world without hope, he's powerless. 168 00:10:52,935 --> 00:10:54,595 Simple as that. 169 00:10:55,104 --> 00:10:56,930 Get rid of hope? 170 00:10:57,523 --> 00:10:58,933 How do you plan on doing that? 171 00:10:59,233 --> 00:11:00,775 Simple. Take away tomorrow. 172 00:11:00,943 --> 00:11:02,935 No tomorrow means no hope for tomorrow. 173 00:11:04,404 --> 00:11:06,444 Take away tomorrow? How? 174 00:11:07,741 --> 00:11:11,359 Why it's as easy as... 175 00:11:14,123 --> 00:11:15,665 ...that. 176 00:11:22,965 --> 00:11:24,423 Lois? 177 00:11:25,300 --> 00:11:28,919 - Honey, what are you doing in here? - Taking a breather. 178 00:11:29,304 --> 00:11:33,302 - You okay? - Oh, Clark, I'm trying. I really am. 179 00:11:33,475 --> 00:11:35,966 I know how much you want me to enjoy all this... 180 00:11:36,145 --> 00:11:38,303 ...holiday magic. 181 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:40,473 Maybe I'll feel it more in January... 182 00:11:40,649 --> 00:11:43,270 ...when I get the pictures back. 183 00:11:43,443 --> 00:11:45,816 Hey, listen... 184 00:11:45,988 --> 00:11:48,146 ...I don't mean to pressure you. I'm sorry. 185 00:11:48,323 --> 00:11:52,238 You don't have to enjoy the holidays, honey. I... I... 186 00:11:52,744 --> 00:11:56,279 Sometimes I forget that not everyone sees things the way I do. 187 00:11:56,456 --> 00:11:58,414 Clark, nobody sees things the way you do. 188 00:12:00,169 --> 00:12:01,793 But I'd like to. 189 00:12:01,962 --> 00:12:04,287 I wanna see what you see. 190 00:12:06,758 --> 00:12:09,795 Metro Unit 51 and 62. Bank alarm at New Troy Bank... 191 00:12:09,970 --> 00:12:12,342 That better be sleigh bells you're hearing. 192 00:12:12,514 --> 00:12:15,005 - Bank alarm. - Great. 193 00:12:15,184 --> 00:12:18,387 I can only think of one other person that works on Christmas Eve. 194 00:12:19,897 --> 00:12:21,142 Go. 195 00:12:55,807 --> 00:12:58,678 - Thanks, Superman. - Of course. 196 00:13:05,859 --> 00:13:07,982 Help! 197 00:13:09,863 --> 00:13:13,481 Help! 198 00:13:17,871 --> 00:13:19,864 Superman. 199 00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:21,665 Thank God. 200 00:13:24,253 --> 00:13:26,578 I... I don't even know what happened. 201 00:13:27,130 --> 00:13:30,084 I heard the bank alarm. I came out onto my balcony... 202 00:13:30,259 --> 00:13:32,714 ...and the railing must have just given way. 203 00:13:32,886 --> 00:13:34,678 You saved my life. 204 00:13:34,846 --> 00:13:37,172 - Here, let me write you a check. - No, no, no. 205 00:13:37,349 --> 00:13:38,927 No reward is necessary. 206 00:13:39,268 --> 00:13:42,185 Have you no idea who I am, what I'm worth? 207 00:13:42,354 --> 00:13:45,438 Yes, I know who you are. You're Willard B. Caldwell. 208 00:13:45,607 --> 00:13:48,644 Then you know that I'm a multi-billionaire. I own this high-rise. 209 00:13:48,819 --> 00:13:50,479 Yes, I know. 210 00:13:53,282 --> 00:13:54,527 Superman... 211 00:13:54,700 --> 00:13:56,242 ...let me give you something. 212 00:13:56,410 --> 00:13:58,616 Your gratitude is enough. 213 00:13:59,454 --> 00:14:00,949 Merry Christmas. 214 00:14:01,665 --> 00:14:04,286 - What a guy. - Merry Christmas. 215 00:14:04,459 --> 00:14:06,203 If only there were more like him. 216 00:14:18,223 --> 00:14:19,883 Christmas Eve. 217 00:14:22,436 --> 00:14:26,480 The longest night of the year for all good little children... 218 00:14:27,190 --> 00:14:28,649 ...and large men in tights. 219 00:14:29,151 --> 00:14:31,523 Yeah, that's right. I know who you are. 220 00:14:31,695 --> 00:14:34,020 Know all about the secret identity thing. 221 00:14:34,197 --> 00:14:37,401 But don't worry, it doesn't matter to me. 222 00:14:37,576 --> 00:14:40,114 It won't matter to anyone pretty soon. 223 00:14:40,579 --> 00:14:42,868 You're the one who's been following me. 224 00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:44,450 You peeked. 225 00:14:45,834 --> 00:14:47,079 You're not human. 226 00:14:47,502 --> 00:14:48,878 I'm from out of town. 227 00:14:49,046 --> 00:14:51,038 The fifth dimension, to be exact. 228 00:14:51,214 --> 00:14:53,006 Name's Mxyzptlk. 229 00:14:53,175 --> 00:14:55,500 Mr. Mxyzptlk. 230 00:14:55,844 --> 00:14:57,089 It's spelled the usual way. 231 00:14:57,262 --> 00:14:58,804 Since the games were beginning... 232 00:14:58,972 --> 00:15:01,510 ...I thought we should do the formal intro thing. 233 00:15:06,021 --> 00:15:07,515 What games? 234 00:15:07,689 --> 00:15:10,145 You wouldn't want me to spoil it, would you? 235 00:15:12,235 --> 00:15:14,109 Your floor, sir. 236 00:15:20,369 --> 00:15:23,619 Traffic on Christmas Eve is gonna be murder. 237 00:15:26,541 --> 00:15:30,835 Merry Christmas! I really love you guys the most. 238 00:15:31,004 --> 00:15:34,539 Hey, Beth Ann. Merry Christmas. 239 00:15:38,250 --> 00:15:39,780 + 240 00:15:43,775 --> 00:15:47,559 In world news, Eastern European peace talks are in question tonight. 241 00:15:47,738 --> 00:15:50,739 Representatives from both sides of the conflict are unsure... 242 00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:53,862 ... if any treaty will be signed by Christmas morning. 243 00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:58,330 Well, so much for peace on Earth, goodwill towards men. 244 00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:02,540 Merry Christmas? 245 00:16:04,421 --> 00:16:07,292 Thanks, man. What do you think? 246 00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:09,957 I had to bring it up the freight elevator. 247 00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:11,802 Didn't know it was in the budget. 248 00:16:11,970 --> 00:16:13,464 He sprung for it himself. 249 00:16:13,722 --> 00:16:16,427 - How'd you know that? - Wild guess. 250 00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:18,260 Here's that corruption story, chief. 251 00:16:18,435 --> 00:16:20,143 It's not exactly Pulitzer material. 252 00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:22,221 Well, not that it matters. 253 00:16:22,397 --> 00:16:23,678 No one will read it anyway. 254 00:16:23,857 --> 00:16:26,811 They're all into the sports page or movie listings. 255 00:16:27,402 --> 00:16:30,688 Oh, Clark, your parents are here. 256 00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:34,775 Lois, something very strange is going on here. 257 00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:38,652 - I know. That plane wasn't due until 7. - No, no... 258 00:16:38,830 --> 00:16:40,538 Martha? Jonathan? 259 00:16:40,707 --> 00:16:43,163 - Hi, honey. - We weren't expecting you until tonight. 260 00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:46,087 - The airline called us and... - You took an earlier flight... 261 00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:48,247 ...and then came straight here in a cab. 262 00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:52,006 That was eerie. Did you just get psychic or something? 263 00:16:52,844 --> 00:16:55,680 C.K., your mom's been giving me some great advice on women. 264 00:16:55,847 --> 00:16:57,923 She really knows a lot about them. 265 00:16:59,017 --> 00:17:01,555 - I've... I've been seeing this new girl... - Brenda. 266 00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:04,937 Yeah. 267 00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:06,857 Well, anyways, I wanted to... 268 00:17:07,025 --> 00:17:09,943 Why don't you invite her over to our house tomorrow night for... 269 00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:11,736 ...Christmas dinner. 270 00:17:11,905 --> 00:17:13,862 Okay, thanks. 271 00:17:14,616 --> 00:17:16,075 No problem. 272 00:17:16,243 --> 00:17:19,078 Oh, look, there she is. 273 00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:26,205 Yep. Okay. 274 00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:28,703 Lois, can I talk to you for a second? Excuse us. 275 00:17:29,256 --> 00:17:31,295 Sure. 276 00:17:31,466 --> 00:17:33,044 Remember about your cholesterol. 277 00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:35,376 Crops failed, bank hasn't called. 278 00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:38,045 Cholesterol may be all I have left. 279 00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:42,393 What is wrong with you, Clark? You're actually being rude. 280 00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:44,304 Lois, something is going on. 281 00:17:44,479 --> 00:17:46,139 He... He changed time. 282 00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:47,892 "He?" What are you talking about? 283 00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:51,400 Okay. I left here, I made a couple rescues... 284 00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:54,239 ...and when I got back... - When did you leave? 285 00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:58,827 - In about 20 minutes? - What? 286 00:17:58,994 --> 00:18:01,567 Don't say a word. I don't want to talk about it. 287 00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:04,582 Maybe in a few years, when these latest wounds... 288 00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:06,327 ...have scarred over. 289 00:18:06,501 --> 00:18:09,751 But for now, just pretend I'm not here. 290 00:18:09,921 --> 00:18:11,795 Oh, is that nog? 291 00:18:16,094 --> 00:18:18,301 - What did I tell you? - Okay, okay. 292 00:18:18,930 --> 00:18:20,757 - Now that's enough. - Okay. 293 00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:27,853 Clark, what are you doing in here? 294 00:18:28,023 --> 00:18:29,932 Waiting for you. 295 00:18:30,525 --> 00:18:35,104 - Waiting for me? How'd you know I'd...? - Lois, I have to ask you... 296 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,438 ...do you notice anything... 297 00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:38,861 ...familiar? 298 00:18:39,034 --> 00:18:40,943 - What do you mean? - Just this party. 299 00:18:41,119 --> 00:18:43,871 Doesn't it seem like we've been here before? 300 00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:48,332 Well, yeah. 301 00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:51,534 Okay. So then you're experiencing it too? 302 00:18:51,713 --> 00:18:54,465 Yeah, same party they give every year. 303 00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:56,460 No, no, no. That's not what I mean. 304 00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:58,295 What do you mean? 305 00:18:58,470 --> 00:19:01,839 - Metro Unit 51 and 62. Bank alarm... - Yep. There it is again. 306 00:19:02,015 --> 00:19:04,174 - There's what again? - Bank alarm. 307 00:19:06,186 --> 00:19:08,179 Well, you should go, shouldn't you? 308 00:19:09,856 --> 00:19:11,849 Yeah, I guess so. 309 00:19:16,613 --> 00:19:17,941 You think it's gonna matter? 310 00:19:18,115 --> 00:19:21,234 - What? - Them locking me up. 311 00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:24,613 I'll be out in a matter of hours, back robbing this same bank. 312 00:19:24,788 --> 00:19:26,033 Why? 313 00:19:26,206 --> 00:19:28,329 Because the judges in Metropolis are soft. 314 00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:31,038 I'll be back, or somebody else will. 315 00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:33,330 Here's your man, officers. 316 00:19:33,505 --> 00:19:35,414 Yeah, thanks, Superman. 317 00:19:35,590 --> 00:19:37,250 Not that we don't appreciate it... 318 00:19:37,426 --> 00:19:39,667 ...but it doesn't seem like we ever make a dent. 319 00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:41,173 Check the car. 320 00:19:43,348 --> 00:19:46,764 Help! 321 00:19:47,060 --> 00:19:49,516 Help! 322 00:19:52,816 --> 00:19:54,524 No reward is necessary. 323 00:19:56,528 --> 00:19:59,445 Reward? Who said anything about a reward? 324 00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:04,743 - You were about to offer, weren't you? - Now just one minute, Superman... 325 00:20:04,911 --> 00:20:08,909 ...just because I'm fantastically rich doesn't mean you can strong-arm me. 326 00:20:09,082 --> 00:20:11,122 Your choice to put on the red and the blue. 327 00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:13,416 That doesn't mean I owe you anything. 328 00:20:13,587 --> 00:20:18,213 - What is this, some kind of super-scam? - No, I didn't mean... 329 00:20:19,050 --> 00:20:22,550 Hey, I don't want your money. A thank you would have been nice. 330 00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:24,049 I did save your life. 331 00:20:24,222 --> 00:20:27,508 Yeah? Well who asked you to? 332 00:20:27,684 --> 00:20:29,641 Get a real job. 333 00:20:32,522 --> 00:20:34,266 This is really weird. 334 00:20:56,004 --> 00:20:59,254 The traffic on Christmas Eve is gonna be murder. 335 00:21:00,008 --> 00:21:03,258 Merry Christmas! I really love you guys the most. 336 00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:04,709 Merry Christmas. 337 00:21:04,888 --> 00:21:06,762 - Hey, hey, Beth Ann. - Lois. 338 00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:09,802 - Ralphie. - Tree's smaller. 339 00:21:10,393 --> 00:21:15,055 In world news, Eastern European peace talks are stalled tonight. 340 00:21:15,232 --> 00:21:17,557 Representatives from both sides of the conflict... 341 00:21:17,734 --> 00:21:21,068 ... hold little hope that any treaty will be signed. 342 00:21:21,279 --> 00:21:24,114 - Everything's changing. - What's changing? 343 00:21:25,325 --> 00:21:26,784 Come here. 344 00:21:30,205 --> 00:21:32,743 - Excuse me. - Lois... 345 00:21:32,916 --> 00:21:36,285 ...we are somehow... We're stuck in a repetition, a loop. 346 00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:39,034 Well, that's the holidays for you. Repetitive, hollow. 347 00:21:39,214 --> 00:21:41,539 It's all just empty ritual if you think about it... 348 00:21:41,716 --> 00:21:43,460 ...which is why I try not to, frankly. 349 00:21:44,010 --> 00:21:48,471 - What? No. - Oh, I can't give this to Perry. It stinks. 350 00:21:48,807 --> 00:21:51,476 - What? - It's no good. Perry will hate it. 351 00:21:51,768 --> 00:21:54,437 Lois, honey, this is not you talking. 352 00:21:54,604 --> 00:21:58,305 Honey, listen to me, listen to me. This day is repeating itself... 353 00:21:58,483 --> 00:22:01,484 ...and every time it does, people's attitudes are changing. 354 00:22:01,861 --> 00:22:04,697 Even that tree out there, that Christmas tree, it's changing. 355 00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:06,568 I don't understand. 356 00:22:07,158 --> 00:22:09,068 I know, I know. As far as I can tell... 357 00:22:09,244 --> 00:22:12,198 ...I'm the only person stuck inside the loop, or outside of it. 358 00:22:12,497 --> 00:22:13,872 What loop? 359 00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:17,326 - The time loop. - Time loop? 360 00:22:17,669 --> 00:22:19,958 There's this... There's this guy, this creature. 361 00:22:20,130 --> 00:22:22,206 - He's here. I saw him. - Where? 362 00:22:22,674 --> 00:22:24,667 In the elevator when I was coming up earlier. 363 00:22:25,093 --> 00:22:28,177 - Clark, we just got here. - I know, but that was before. 364 00:22:28,346 --> 00:22:31,680 Or it was after. Or before or after. I don't even know anymore. 365 00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:34,341 - But I'm sure it's a loop. - A loop. 366 00:22:34,519 --> 00:22:39,347 You keep talking about this loop. Clark, you know that I trust you completely... 367 00:22:39,524 --> 00:22:41,600 ...but I just don't get what you're saying. 368 00:22:41,776 --> 00:22:43,105 I know, I know. 369 00:22:43,278 --> 00:22:47,026 I just wish there was some way to get you to see it. 370 00:22:49,701 --> 00:22:51,112 Wait a minute. 371 00:22:54,623 --> 00:22:56,247 Lois, I... 372 00:22:57,375 --> 00:23:01,420 Brings a whole new meaning to the term "statuesque," doesn't she? 373 00:23:01,588 --> 00:23:03,248 What have you done with time? 374 00:23:04,174 --> 00:23:05,834 I... 375 00:23:06,301 --> 00:23:07,546 ...flipped it. 376 00:23:07,719 --> 00:23:09,178 I burped it. 377 00:23:10,221 --> 00:23:12,214 I took away tomorrow. 378 00:23:12,557 --> 00:23:14,846 - Why? - To get rid of hope. 379 00:23:15,018 --> 00:23:16,560 No tomorrow means no hope. 380 00:23:16,728 --> 00:23:18,886 Or with no hope means no tomorrow. 381 00:23:19,189 --> 00:23:21,062 Yeah, but why are you doing this? 382 00:23:21,691 --> 00:23:24,182 Because I'm staying here in the third dimension... 383 00:23:24,361 --> 00:23:26,733 ...and no one's making me leave this time. 384 00:23:27,113 --> 00:23:30,482 Not anyone. Not you, not them... 385 00:23:30,700 --> 00:23:34,283 ...not anybody. And if you try, I'm gonna let them destroy themselves. 386 00:23:34,663 --> 00:23:36,073 Destroy themselves? 387 00:23:36,247 --> 00:23:38,821 Oh, you hadn't noticed? As time doesn't pass... 388 00:23:39,125 --> 00:23:40,501 ...they start to fall apart. 389 00:23:40,835 --> 00:23:43,042 Mortals don't do well without their tomorrows. 390 00:23:43,213 --> 00:23:44,493 Without hope, they die. 391 00:23:44,923 --> 00:23:47,924 See, creatures who live within third-dimensional time... 392 00:23:48,218 --> 00:23:50,175 ...they're funny like that. 393 00:23:50,512 --> 00:23:52,588 I live within three-dimensional time. 394 00:23:52,972 --> 00:23:56,756 Oh, yes, but I kept you out for a reason, Mr. Invulnerable. 395 00:23:57,560 --> 00:24:01,012 Mr. You-Can't-Squish-Me- With-The-Biggest-Rock-You-Can-Conjure. 396 00:24:01,439 --> 00:24:06,434 I wanted to show you there ain't nothing you can do to stop me. 397 00:24:09,989 --> 00:24:11,649 You can 't hurt me, tough guy. 398 00:24:11,825 --> 00:24:15,241 I'm not 3-D like these mortals. I'm 5-D, baby. 399 00:24:15,412 --> 00:24:18,946 And to you, that might as well be magic. 400 00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:22,208 Let me know when you're ready to deal. 401 00:24:23,962 --> 00:24:26,001 You asked for it. 402 00:24:31,052 --> 00:24:34,338 Maybe Perry will never notice if I just don't give it to him. 403 00:24:38,643 --> 00:24:41,478 What if the bank doesn't cover our losses this time, Martha? 404 00:24:41,813 --> 00:24:43,188 What then? 405 00:24:43,356 --> 00:24:45,148 We lose our farm, our home. 406 00:24:46,317 --> 00:24:49,521 Yeah, I picked it up down the street at that little lot. 407 00:24:49,696 --> 00:24:51,404 Thought it might brighten up the place. 408 00:24:51,573 --> 00:24:55,653 I haven't had a drink in 15 years. Gave it up after my husband abandoned me. 409 00:24:55,827 --> 00:24:58,318 Left me with two teenage daughters and a mortgage. 410 00:24:58,496 --> 00:25:01,034 It's just gonna die. Pine needles all over the floor. 411 00:25:01,249 --> 00:25:04,369 - Why did I give up drinking? - You gave up your Rhodes scholarship? 412 00:25:04,544 --> 00:25:05,872 You worked so hard for it. 413 00:25:06,045 --> 00:25:08,619 This just in. New threats of war in Eastern Europe... 414 00:25:08,798 --> 00:25:10,707 ... Christmas Eve as peace talks collapse. 415 00:25:10,884 --> 00:25:13,375 To collapsing peace talks. 416 00:25:13,595 --> 00:25:16,346 To collapsing peace talks. 417 00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:20,550 + 418 00:25:26,024 --> 00:25:29,642 - Forget it. - Help! 419 00:25:40,622 --> 00:25:43,029 The traffic on Christmas Eve is gonna be murder. 420 00:25:43,458 --> 00:25:44,952 Merry... 421 00:25:45,668 --> 00:25:48,041 Hey, Beth Ann, Merry Christmas. 422 00:25:48,755 --> 00:25:52,171 I dug it up out of the basement. Always meant to put it up for my kids. 423 00:25:52,342 --> 00:25:54,584 Never got around to it. 424 00:25:58,431 --> 00:26:00,091 - Okay. - Clark, what's going on? 425 00:26:00,266 --> 00:26:02,058 Just watch. 426 00:26:02,227 --> 00:26:06,474 Helen Kylee is gonna come around that corner with a tray of food. 427 00:26:06,648 --> 00:26:09,221 She sets it down next to my father. 428 00:26:11,236 --> 00:26:15,233 And now the elevator doors are gonna open. There. 429 00:26:15,406 --> 00:26:18,989 Now, out steps Jimmy's new girlfriend. 430 00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:21,616 - There she is. - That's Jimmy's new girlfriend? 431 00:26:21,788 --> 00:26:23,448 She didn't look like that earlier. 432 00:26:23,623 --> 00:26:26,624 I think that's how she'd be if she didn't have hope in her life. 433 00:26:26,793 --> 00:26:28,417 Hope for what? 434 00:26:28,586 --> 00:26:31,042 Later. We'll get to that. Just keep watching. 435 00:26:31,214 --> 00:26:34,250 Okay, Jimmy's about to turn. In a moment, he'll see her. 436 00:26:36,761 --> 00:26:38,172 She waves. 437 00:26:38,805 --> 00:26:42,968 He goes off to meet her, and in three, two, one... 438 00:26:43,184 --> 00:26:45,093 ...your mother walks in. 439 00:26:46,479 --> 00:26:50,808 - Clark, how did you know all that? - Lois, I have been here before. 440 00:26:50,984 --> 00:26:53,309 So have they, and so have you. 441 00:26:53,486 --> 00:26:55,811 This day is repeating itself over and over. 442 00:26:55,989 --> 00:27:00,401 And each time it does, the people out there lose a little more hope. 443 00:27:01,828 --> 00:27:04,864 You're feeling anxious about your story, aren't you? 444 00:27:05,039 --> 00:27:07,281 Well, I mean, it's garbage. 445 00:27:07,458 --> 00:27:12,085 No, it's not, Lois. I've read it. It's great. Only you don't know it anymore. 446 00:27:12,505 --> 00:27:16,289 You just have to trust that I can see this, even though you can't. 447 00:27:16,593 --> 00:27:19,962 We have to dig up everything we can on gnomes, imps, elves. 448 00:27:20,138 --> 00:27:22,214 Anything from fairy tales to mythology. 449 00:27:22,390 --> 00:27:24,548 Specifically, how to get rid of them. 450 00:27:25,977 --> 00:27:27,257 Here. 451 00:27:31,024 --> 00:27:33,775 This is what he looks like. He said his name... 452 00:27:33,943 --> 00:27:36,102 ...was Mxyzptlk. 453 00:27:36,279 --> 00:27:38,984 - He said. - Just go with me on this. 454 00:27:39,157 --> 00:27:41,908 He told me that he was not gonna be sent back this time. 455 00:27:42,076 --> 00:27:45,362 Which means he has been here before and he has been sent back before. 456 00:27:45,538 --> 00:27:51,411 - I don't think I'm gonna be any help. - Lois, if anyone can do this, it's you. 457 00:27:51,586 --> 00:27:52,831 You have to believe that. 458 00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:57,415 - What are you gonna do? - See if I can get a jump on this thing. 459 00:27:57,592 --> 00:28:00,842 - I still have time before the bank robbery. - Bank robbery? 460 00:28:01,304 --> 00:28:03,427 Never mind. But, Lois, you have to hurry. 461 00:28:03,598 --> 00:28:07,643 At 4:00 it'll be noon again, and you won't remember any of this. 462 00:28:13,691 --> 00:28:16,265 - Superman. - This isn't the solution. 463 00:28:17,362 --> 00:28:21,276 - I don't know what you're talking about. - I can't let you rob that bank. 464 00:28:22,784 --> 00:28:24,527 I don't know what else to do. 465 00:28:24,702 --> 00:28:27,027 I've been out of work for almost a month. 466 00:28:27,205 --> 00:28:30,325 I was head of security at LemCo 16 years. 467 00:28:30,500 --> 00:28:34,544 But they're downsizing, and I haven't even had the heart to tell my wife. 468 00:28:35,630 --> 00:28:37,041 Tomorrow's Christmas. 469 00:28:37,215 --> 00:28:38,757 Well, that remains to be seen. 470 00:28:41,010 --> 00:28:43,632 Listen, becoming a felon wouldn't be any kind of gift... 471 00:28:43,805 --> 00:28:46,640 ...for your wife at Christmas. I'd catch you. 472 00:28:46,808 --> 00:28:50,508 I've done it before, and frankly, I'm getting kind of tired of it. 473 00:28:50,979 --> 00:28:53,766 - What? - I have some other stops to make... 474 00:28:53,940 --> 00:28:57,724 ...but I'll talk to you later, okay? Or earlier. Whichever. 475 00:28:58,403 --> 00:29:01,024 Do not rob this bank. 476 00:29:08,871 --> 00:29:11,409 Our whole lives, Martha... 477 00:29:11,582 --> 00:29:13,456 ...what have we been working so hard for? 478 00:29:13,626 --> 00:29:16,200 It just doesn't seem to make any sense anymore. 479 00:29:16,379 --> 00:29:18,537 I don't know what to tell you, Jonathan. 480 00:29:18,715 --> 00:29:20,173 You're right. 481 00:29:20,341 --> 00:29:22,879 Actually, as awful and humiliating as it was... 482 00:29:23,052 --> 00:29:26,386 ...the first honeymoon was worse because he showed up for that one. 483 00:29:26,556 --> 00:29:30,968 You know what? You are a very attractive young man. 484 00:29:31,144 --> 00:29:32,768 Hit me. 485 00:29:33,813 --> 00:29:35,604 I guess the thing I regret most is... 486 00:29:35,773 --> 00:29:39,059 ...I never got the chance to play Santa for my boys. 487 00:29:39,235 --> 00:29:42,438 A father should be able to do that for his children, don't you think? 488 00:29:42,613 --> 00:29:46,742 It's a miracle only one of them ended up in prison. 489 00:29:51,039 --> 00:29:53,530 What the hell do you think you're doing? 490 00:29:53,708 --> 00:29:55,332 Bloody do-gooder. 491 00:29:57,462 --> 00:29:59,787 - Mr. Caldwell? - What? 492 00:30:01,632 --> 00:30:03,127 You jumped, didn't you? 493 00:30:03,342 --> 00:30:05,631 So? What business is it of yours? 494 00:30:06,804 --> 00:30:08,678 Has it really gotten that bad? 495 00:30:10,308 --> 00:30:12,680 Have you any idea who I am? 496 00:30:12,852 --> 00:30:14,809 How much I'm worth? 497 00:30:15,897 --> 00:30:17,770 Nothing, that's what. 498 00:30:18,191 --> 00:30:21,192 All the money in the world and no one to share it with. 499 00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:23,814 No one to... 500 00:30:25,531 --> 00:30:27,654 To love. 501 00:30:32,330 --> 00:30:34,655 I don't know what I saw in her. 502 00:30:35,708 --> 00:30:38,495 She's not exactly a Rhodes scholar, is she? 503 00:30:38,669 --> 00:30:41,836 Of course, her life's been so lousy, I don't know what I expected. 504 00:30:42,006 --> 00:30:45,873 Jimmy, I have it on good authority that she's not exactly herself today. 505 00:30:46,052 --> 00:30:48,341 I just don't see any future for us. 506 00:30:56,854 --> 00:30:58,348 Still more reports coming. 507 00:30:58,523 --> 00:31:01,144 In world news, peace talks turn to war... 508 00:31:01,359 --> 00:31:05,024 ... as violence worsens in all parts of the world this Christmas Eve. 509 00:31:05,196 --> 00:31:08,150 Bloodiest in recent memory. 510 00:31:09,575 --> 00:31:12,197 Clark, things are really deteriorating around here. 511 00:31:12,370 --> 00:31:14,861 Your parents are actually snipping at each other... 512 00:31:15,039 --> 00:31:16,866 ...my mother's drinking again... 513 00:31:17,041 --> 00:31:19,793 ...Perry's crying because he wasn't Santa for his kids... 514 00:31:19,961 --> 00:31:21,953 ...and Jimmy's girlfriend's a hooker. 515 00:31:22,130 --> 00:31:25,664 It's not just here. The whole world has fallen apart. 516 00:31:25,842 --> 00:31:28,878 - How are you feeling? - Not much better than they are. 517 00:31:29,470 --> 00:31:31,878 I tried to do what you asked, but I don't know. 518 00:31:32,056 --> 00:31:34,512 You have to remember what I told you. 519 00:31:34,684 --> 00:31:37,934 - It's a loop. Don't give in to despair. - That's right. 520 00:31:38,437 --> 00:31:42,815 - You'll have to tell me a few more times. - I'll say it as many times as you need. 521 00:31:42,984 --> 00:31:45,190 Now, what did you find out? Anything? 522 00:31:45,736 --> 00:31:46,981 I think so. 523 00:31:47,155 --> 00:31:49,361 Your friend, this Mxyl... 524 00:31:49,532 --> 00:31:52,105 - Mxyzptlk. - Right. 525 00:31:52,285 --> 00:31:54,361 Well, you were probably right about him. 526 00:31:54,537 --> 00:31:58,784 I found references throughout human history of magical beings... 527 00:31:58,958 --> 00:32:01,710 ...gnomes, and leprechauns, imps. 528 00:32:01,878 --> 00:32:04,001 All taking slightly different forms... 529 00:32:04,172 --> 00:32:06,378 ...but there was one thing that kept turning up. 530 00:32:06,924 --> 00:32:10,542 I can't do it anymore, Jonathan. I can't constantly reassure you. 531 00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:13,507 It's not like I have any faith in the future myself. 532 00:32:13,681 --> 00:32:15,259 - Mom, Dad. - No, son. No. 533 00:32:15,975 --> 00:32:19,261 Your mother... Your mother's giving up on us. 534 00:32:19,437 --> 00:32:22,603 And I don't blame her. We're gonna lose everything we've worked for. 535 00:32:22,773 --> 00:32:25,940 A man's future can be taken away just like that. 536 00:32:26,110 --> 00:32:27,937 - Jonathan! - Dad! 537 00:32:29,155 --> 00:32:32,773 Okay. I think we've seen enough. How about you? 538 00:32:32,950 --> 00:32:36,284 All right. Enough. That's it. 539 00:32:36,454 --> 00:32:38,696 You release them right now, you little gnome... 540 00:32:38,873 --> 00:32:44,116 ...or I promise I'll send you someplace far worse than your fifth dimension. 541 00:32:44,295 --> 00:32:46,086 Look, Mr. Goody-Two-Boots... 542 00:32:46,756 --> 00:32:48,748 ...I'm not doing anything to them. 543 00:32:49,133 --> 00:32:52,632 It's nature just running its course, so he's the first to go. 544 00:32:54,555 --> 00:32:56,299 Someone had to be. 545 00:32:57,183 --> 00:32:58,974 Are we ready to make a deal? 546 00:32:59,310 --> 00:33:01,303 What is it that you want? 547 00:33:01,479 --> 00:33:04,433 All right. The terms are this: 548 00:33:04,607 --> 00:33:06,149 I'll end the loop... 549 00:33:06,317 --> 00:33:08,642 ...personally restore hope to all these mortals... 550 00:33:08,819 --> 00:33:11,856 ...who will no doubt be so grateful they'll willingly worship me... 551 00:33:12,031 --> 00:33:14,189 ...if, and this is a big one... 552 00:33:14,825 --> 00:33:17,281 ...if you agree to leave Earth... 553 00:33:17,453 --> 00:33:19,031 ...forever. 554 00:33:20,081 --> 00:33:23,615 There's no room for two gods in this dimension, and I plan on being it. 555 00:33:26,128 --> 00:33:27,753 Well? 556 00:33:29,090 --> 00:33:31,581 It's them or you. 557 00:33:31,759 --> 00:33:33,301 Clock's ticking... 558 00:33:34,345 --> 00:33:36,005 ...so to speak. 559 00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:38,880 + 560 00:33:42,119 --> 00:33:44,112 Well, it's up to you. 561 00:33:44,372 --> 00:33:47,705 Do you stay and become the ruination of all these mortals? 562 00:33:47,875 --> 00:33:50,580 Or do you accept banishment and leave their world to me... 563 00:33:50,753 --> 00:33:52,212 ...and spare them the suffering. 564 00:33:55,716 --> 00:33:57,210 I love these people. 565 00:33:58,511 --> 00:34:00,420 And that's why... 566 00:34:01,347 --> 00:34:03,754 ...I'm not going anywhere. 567 00:34:04,475 --> 00:34:05,803 What? 568 00:34:05,976 --> 00:34:10,021 Do you have to be hit with a shillelagh? Don't you get it? It's hopeless. 569 00:34:10,272 --> 00:34:14,733 There's always a little bit of hope left in the human spirit, and I'll find it. 570 00:34:15,528 --> 00:34:18,813 You heard him, gnome. Scram. 571 00:34:19,407 --> 00:34:20,782 How? 572 00:34:21,283 --> 00:34:22,694 You're supposed to be frozen. 573 00:34:22,868 --> 00:34:25,075 Yeah, well, I thawed out... 574 00:34:25,246 --> 00:34:27,737 ...and Clark's not going anywhere, Mazel Tov. 575 00:34:27,915 --> 00:34:31,414 Mxyzptlk! Mr. Mxyzptlk! 576 00:34:32,086 --> 00:34:33,746 Fine. Have it your way. 577 00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:36,125 Jonathan! 578 00:34:39,176 --> 00:34:41,584 The traffic on Christmas Eve is gonna be murder. 579 00:34:41,804 --> 00:34:43,464 Oh, no. Now look at the tree. 580 00:34:44,932 --> 00:34:46,307 Merry... 581 00:34:51,021 --> 00:34:54,141 No, not again. 582 00:34:54,316 --> 00:34:56,523 And now, if anyone cares... 583 00:34:56,694 --> 00:35:00,193 War is breaking out. Perry sprung for this lovely tree himself. 584 00:35:00,364 --> 00:35:03,614 Jimmy's got a new girlfriend, Brenda. You should invite her for dinner. 585 00:35:03,784 --> 00:35:06,619 My parents are already here. Took an earlier flight and then... 586 00:35:06,787 --> 00:35:09,195 A cab from the airport. 587 00:35:13,627 --> 00:35:15,667 Lois, you remember. 588 00:35:15,963 --> 00:35:19,462 Everything. Even Mxyzptlk. What a name. 589 00:35:20,134 --> 00:35:21,676 - How? - It was you. 590 00:35:22,470 --> 00:35:25,470 I could feel you rejecting hopelessness. 591 00:35:25,639 --> 00:35:27,632 It hit me like a wave. 592 00:35:27,808 --> 00:35:29,184 That's what broke me free. 593 00:35:30,853 --> 00:35:32,596 And you are not going anywhere. 594 00:35:32,771 --> 00:35:36,983 No way. But if I'm not going, that means that he has to. 595 00:35:37,151 --> 00:35:39,476 - What'd you find out? - According to mythology... 596 00:35:39,653 --> 00:35:41,646 ...to send him back to his own dimension... 597 00:35:41,822 --> 00:35:44,194 ...he has to say his own name backwards. 598 00:35:44,366 --> 00:35:45,647 I can't say it forward. 599 00:35:45,826 --> 00:35:48,531 You don't have to say it backwards, you have to get him to. 600 00:35:49,038 --> 00:35:52,703 What about them? If we let things continue the way they have been... 601 00:35:52,875 --> 00:35:54,499 My father... 602 00:35:54,668 --> 00:35:56,246 I know. 603 00:35:56,420 --> 00:35:59,089 At 4:00, the loop starts over. 604 00:35:59,256 --> 00:36:03,384 Then we have a little less than four hours to ourselves. 605 00:36:03,552 --> 00:36:06,506 Let's use that time to restore hope in the world. 606 00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:09,088 Yeah. We could do that. 607 00:36:17,733 --> 00:36:19,358 Mr. Weston? 608 00:36:21,195 --> 00:36:22,855 Mr. Weston... 609 00:36:23,906 --> 00:36:25,697 - Doris? - Hi, honey. 610 00:36:25,866 --> 00:36:28,618 Kids? What's going on? 611 00:36:29,370 --> 00:36:32,703 When your family heard you'd be starting a new job here at the bank... 612 00:36:32,873 --> 00:36:36,207 ...they wanted to be here to congratulate you in person. 613 00:36:36,627 --> 00:36:39,462 - New job? - As head of security. 614 00:36:40,756 --> 00:36:43,959 Ms. Snyder, the bank's manager has been looking to fill the position. 615 00:36:44,134 --> 00:36:45,794 Someone with experience... 616 00:36:45,970 --> 00:36:49,089 ...someone who could anticipate possible robberies. 617 00:36:50,516 --> 00:36:51,844 I suggested you. 618 00:36:52,017 --> 00:36:54,259 All the necessary paperwork is waiting for you... 619 00:36:54,436 --> 00:36:57,106 ...and an advance check. 620 00:36:59,275 --> 00:37:00,935 Thanks, Superman. 621 00:37:06,490 --> 00:37:08,233 Jonathan, you have to relax. 622 00:37:08,409 --> 00:37:11,742 But, Martha, we're broke. We're gonna lose the farm. I can't relax. 623 00:37:11,912 --> 00:37:13,905 Yes you can. I'll show you how. 624 00:37:14,081 --> 00:37:15,908 Don't go away. 625 00:37:18,669 --> 00:37:19,914 Bad nog. 626 00:37:20,087 --> 00:37:24,251 Try one of these natural sodas. They're delicious. 627 00:37:28,762 --> 00:37:34,005 Oh, Bren, hon, when you get a sec, we should talk hair. 628 00:37:36,103 --> 00:37:39,389 It would be a mistake, Mr. Caldwell. 629 00:37:40,441 --> 00:37:43,276 - How did you know? - I know. 630 00:37:43,444 --> 00:37:45,899 I know how you live here locked away from the world... 631 00:37:46,071 --> 00:37:49,606 ...afraid to let anyone in, but needing to. 632 00:37:49,950 --> 00:37:51,610 You don't have to be alone, sir. 633 00:37:57,416 --> 00:38:00,785 That's right. You're doing really good. 634 00:38:10,471 --> 00:38:12,297 Are you ready in there? 635 00:38:16,477 --> 00:38:19,810 Honey, you look terrific. 636 00:38:31,700 --> 00:38:35,152 - Superman. - Mr. White, are those your boys? 637 00:38:37,206 --> 00:38:40,207 Yeah. Years ago. I was just trying to figure... 638 00:38:40,376 --> 00:38:42,499 ...what I got them that Christmas. 639 00:38:45,214 --> 00:38:49,294 So, what's this about? You got a problem with the story? 640 00:38:49,468 --> 00:38:52,754 No. I did have a problem with the fact that those kids... 641 00:38:52,930 --> 00:38:54,839 ...weren't gonna have Christmas this year. 642 00:38:55,015 --> 00:38:56,593 But that's all been taken care of. 643 00:38:56,934 --> 00:38:58,677 One of Metropolis' top citizens... 644 00:38:58,852 --> 00:39:01,639 ...has agreed to replace all the gifts that were destroyed... 645 00:39:01,814 --> 00:39:04,980 ...and to open his doors to all the children who were displaced. 646 00:39:05,359 --> 00:39:08,395 But if you don't mind me asking... 647 00:39:08,987 --> 00:39:10,530 ...what's it got to do with me? 648 00:39:11,490 --> 00:39:13,779 I was wondering if you might be able to help him. 649 00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:26,248 Oh, this is... 650 00:39:26,422 --> 00:39:27,964 This is ridiculous. 651 00:39:28,799 --> 00:39:31,255 Santa Claus! 652 00:39:36,807 --> 00:39:40,805 What have we got here? Good little boys and girls. 653 00:39:40,978 --> 00:39:42,306 Come on down here. 654 00:39:42,479 --> 00:39:45,101 Gather around. Gather. That's right. All right, now... 655 00:39:45,274 --> 00:39:46,898 It's almost time. 656 00:39:47,067 --> 00:39:49,226 If he stays true to form, he's gonna be here. 657 00:39:49,403 --> 00:39:52,688 We need to beat this thing before he shows. 658 00:39:53,866 --> 00:39:55,823 They don't look too hopeful yet, do they? 659 00:39:56,034 --> 00:39:57,410 You guys can open them. 660 00:39:57,703 --> 00:39:59,779 Thank you. 661 00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:08,792 All right, here we go. Let's pass these things out. Here comes a nice blue one. 662 00:40:08,964 --> 00:40:13,258 All right. All right. Now, pass them all the way back to the back. That's right. 663 00:40:17,347 --> 00:40:18,925 Thank you, Santa. 664 00:40:31,361 --> 00:40:34,113 - Are you okay? - I miss your father. 665 00:40:34,281 --> 00:40:37,484 - What? - I don't know. It's crazy. 666 00:40:37,659 --> 00:40:39,451 I wish he were here. 667 00:40:47,503 --> 00:40:49,495 Just pass them around. 668 00:41:07,689 --> 00:41:09,516 What is this? 669 00:41:13,695 --> 00:41:15,522 Come on, everybody. Sing one more time. 670 00:41:19,701 --> 00:41:21,409 You're not supposed to be delighted! 671 00:41:23,914 --> 00:41:25,538 Hey! Don't be so chipper! 672 00:41:25,707 --> 00:41:28,495 You've have 10 acres of worthless seed, remember? 673 00:41:31,672 --> 00:41:33,166 Keep singing everybody. 674 00:41:33,340 --> 00:41:34,965 How about a drink? 675 00:41:40,347 --> 00:41:42,553 Father Christmas... 676 00:41:42,724 --> 00:41:45,595 ...your own kids hate you after all these years of neglect... 677 00:41:45,769 --> 00:41:47,809 ...or did we forget? 678 00:41:50,691 --> 00:41:53,478 You think this love and good cheer is gonna break the loop. 679 00:41:53,652 --> 00:41:55,443 Fat chance, buster. 680 00:41:56,113 --> 00:41:57,572 All right, that's it. 681 00:41:57,739 --> 00:42:00,610 No, Santa. There's one left. 682 00:42:01,952 --> 00:42:03,695 Once that clock ticks over... 683 00:42:03,871 --> 00:42:07,204 ...you'll be right back where you started, and I will be... 684 00:42:07,374 --> 00:42:09,367 Is there a Mxy? 685 00:42:09,543 --> 00:42:11,037 Who is that? 686 00:42:11,587 --> 00:42:14,706 - Mxyl... - Mxyzptlk? 687 00:42:15,591 --> 00:42:16,966 That... That's it. 688 00:42:19,261 --> 00:42:20,589 - For me? - Yeah. 689 00:42:20,762 --> 00:42:22,173 But... 690 00:42:22,347 --> 00:42:25,218 ...no one's ever given me a Christmas present before. 691 00:42:25,642 --> 00:42:27,053 Merry Christmas. 692 00:42:35,736 --> 00:42:37,775 Can't imagine what it could be. 693 00:42:37,946 --> 00:42:39,773 Read the card. See who it's from. 694 00:42:40,073 --> 00:42:42,446 Oh, right. Right. 695 00:42:42,618 --> 00:42:44,741 I've never done this before. I... 696 00:42:49,750 --> 00:42:52,751 "To Our Beloved Mr. Mxyzptlk. " 697 00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:54,746 Beloved. 698 00:42:55,047 --> 00:42:58,297 - Who is it from? - Right. Right. 699 00:42:59,635 --> 00:43:01,212 "Love... 700 00:43:03,347 --> 00:43:06,680 ...Kltpzyxm. " 701 00:43:06,850 --> 00:43:08,677 Kltpzyxm. 702 00:43:09,811 --> 00:43:11,270 That's Mxyzptlk backwards. 703 00:43:13,273 --> 00:43:14,933 Oh, rats! 704 00:43:16,068 --> 00:43:18,606 No! No! 705 00:43:18,779 --> 00:43:21,104 I'm not leaving. You can't make me. 706 00:43:21,281 --> 00:43:23,772 I'm taking over, you hear? 707 00:43:23,951 --> 00:43:25,943 Over! 708 00:43:56,108 --> 00:43:57,899 Merry Christmas. 709 00:43:59,361 --> 00:44:01,982 And in world news, warring Eastern European factions... 710 00:44:02,155 --> 00:44:03,733 ... called a permanent cease-fire... 711 00:44:03,907 --> 00:44:07,157 ... as treaties were signed on this historic Christmas Eve. 712 00:44:13,667 --> 00:44:16,952 - Sam! - Ellen, sweetheart. 713 00:44:17,129 --> 00:44:19,667 When I got to the bed-and-breakfast, they said you left. 714 00:44:20,007 --> 00:44:21,999 I've been trying to get here all day. 715 00:44:22,342 --> 00:44:23,920 It seems like it's taken forever. 716 00:44:24,094 --> 00:44:27,011 Oh, it has. It has. It has. 717 00:44:34,688 --> 00:44:36,230 It's happening. 718 00:44:39,026 --> 00:44:41,102 - What? - This. 719 00:44:41,278 --> 00:44:42,820 It's... 720 00:44:42,988 --> 00:44:44,268 It's magic. 721 00:44:47,743 --> 00:44:50,150 This one's for you. 722 00:44:52,622 --> 00:44:54,449 It's just like you said. 723 00:44:55,417 --> 00:44:58,833 I mean, I may not be able to see through walls... 724 00:44:59,004 --> 00:45:02,503 ...but right this second... 725 00:45:02,674 --> 00:45:06,257 ...I feel like I can see everything through your eyes. 726 00:45:06,428 --> 00:45:08,800 Well, then you're the lucky one... 727 00:45:08,972 --> 00:45:11,428 ...because I'm looking at you. 728 00:45:11,956 --> 00:45:14,032 Subtitulos por Loysriono para Tusseries-cifirip 729 00:45:14,237 --> 00:45:15,879 www.tvsubtitles.net 56963

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