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♪ ♪
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I was very low.
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♪ ♪
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Things went a bit topsy-turvyin my life, and...
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I put my hand out, I struggled.
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But, you know, I thoughtto myself, "Come on, Brian.
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Time to give yourselfa kick up the bottom."
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"Get busy."
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I just started making stuff.
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Inventions, I guess.
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Any little idea I had,I just made.
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You know, stuff I buildisn't for everyone,
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but that's all right by me.
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Be nice to have an extra pairof hands around here sometimes
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to help out now and again,but...
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You know, bounce ideas offand play darts, et cetera.
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But you can't haveeverything, can you?
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That's just greedy.
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♪ ♪
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This is my home.
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Ploxgreen Cottage.
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The front door.
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The next door.
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There we have it.
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A kitchen.
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That's a cabbage bin.
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I have a bin
specifically for them,
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'cause I eat a lot of cabbages.
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This is my infamous
inventions pantry.
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It's actually a cowshed.
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Pine cone bag.
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It's basically just a plain bag
with pine cones glued onto it.
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Ping-pong, picky-pong,
ping-pong pie.
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This is basically
a puzzle I came up with
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and tried to sell to Selfridges.
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A knife.
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Eggs.
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Green rope.
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It's literally just a belt
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that you can put eggs in.
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It's an egg belt.
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Anyone want any butter?
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So, turn it on, and it'll suck
the air out the helmet.
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Tea.
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Is this interesting?
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I sit here most nights
after a busy day
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down the village or in the barn,
working in the barn,
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and I have my dinner... here.
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So, this is my new project.
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It's a cuckoo clock.
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It's not your traditional ideaof a cuckoo clock.
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I thought I'd do somethinga bit different.
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It's a flying cuckoo clock.
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So, whenever anyone in the
village wants to know the time,
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they can look up in the air,
and I'll be there...
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flying around on it.
What time is it?
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"There's Brian. Half- 00.
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There or thereabouts."
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Never flown anything before,so I'm a little bit nervous
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about taking this little beauty
up into the blue, blue sky.
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You don't try things,
you don't succeed, do you?
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You just got to keep trying.
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Right, the plan is, I'm gonna
head off down the lane,
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and by the time I reach the end,
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I should be hitting
90 miles an hour,
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and then I take off
into the blue sky
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and I head to Dummock's Hill.
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I'm gonna have a spot to eat,come back and have some tea.
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- 00 p.m., I should imagine.
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Wish me luck.
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Come on.
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♪ ♪
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-Get back! Get back!
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It's on fire!
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It's on fire! Get back!
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It's on fire!
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Get back!
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Can you not hear me?
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They don't always work,but I tend to learn
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from each thing that I build.
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And I've got so much going on
up here-- ideas and whatnot--
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that it doesn't actually
bother me.
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On to the next one.
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♪ ♪
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Lid's off one of these, June.
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-- Oh, crikey.
-Yeah.
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-Do you want to bring it here,
then? -Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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-Go stale, won't they?
-Yes, they will.
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You can have it,
actually, if you like.
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-No. No, no, no.
-Yes, definitely.
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-All right.
-Go on, have it.
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-Thank you.
-If you don't mind.
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Well, a pot of Choccy Dunk Dunks
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-and a NanaPop.
-Okay.
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That'll be one pound exactly,
then, please.
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-What, for both of them?
-Yep.
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Oh.
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Well, I'm not charging you
for this one.
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Don't worry if
you haven't got any money.
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-You can come anytime.
-I've definitely got...
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-I've definitely got money.
-Have you?
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-Yeah.
-That's all right.
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You don't have to pay me, Brian.
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-Come...
-Gotcha.
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-Ah. Okay.
-Thanks, June.
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-Lovely. Thank you very much.
-Oh.
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-I'll put that in my pocket.
-Yeah.
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-Careful it doesn't
all fall out. -Yeah.
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See you, June.
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-Brian?
-Yeah?
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You've got something
caught on your feet.
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Oh, no,
they're meant to be there.
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-- Oh.
-- Yeah, I made 'em.
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They're trawler nets for shoes.
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Oh.
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-Oh.
-Bye.
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-Bye, now.
-Bye-bye.
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Bye.
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♪ People dancin'... ♪
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Fly-tippers.
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These things are likea treasure trove to me.
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This is fun. That's not bad.
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I could have some fun with that.
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I was once looking for metal
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in one of these piles,
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and, uh, I found
a metal detector.
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♪ ♪
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Hello.
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I'm building a robot.
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I don't know why
I didn't think of it before.
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Be very, very, very handy.
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Strong.
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Fast.
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Agile.
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Can help me lift things
around the house.
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I just take inspirationfrom stuff around me.
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You know, anything,absolutely anything.
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That could be his ankle.
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Hand.
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I just look around me, and I g,
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"What can I use?What can I use?"
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Belly button.
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I've always wanted to build one.
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It's always been a scratch
I've wanted to itch.
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Scratch, scratch, scratch,
like Mr. Williams over there.
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I mean, who wouldn't
want to build one, eh?
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Who wouldn't want to build one?
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Huh? What do they call it?
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Artifici... artif... What is it?
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Artificial intelligence.
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That's it.
Artificial intelligence.
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-That's it.
-A.I.
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-Huh?
-A.I.
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-"Eh-ah"? What?
-A.I.
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"Eh-ah"? A.I.!
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-Artificial intelligence.
-Yeah.
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Yeah, I know.
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Doesn't look too bad, does he?
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Not quite what I had
in mind, but...
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I've learned building a robot
is much like making a cake.
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You start off wanting
a Victoria sponge.
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It comes out like a blancmange.
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That's fine,
'cause I love blancmanges.
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I wonder what he'll do
when I turn him on.
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Huh.
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Da-da!
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I've never done that before.
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♪ ♪
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Well, his spleen's working.
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Come on, then.
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-Activate.
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-Activate.
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Please. Come on.
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Please, please, please.
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-Activate.
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Gave it a good go, didn't I?
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Unfortunately, didn't work out.
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-That's life, innit?
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Huh? One door closes,
another door opens.
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That's what I always say.
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And then that door closes
and another door opens.
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And then that door closes
and another door opens.
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And that-that door will
probably close at some point,
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another one will hopefully open,
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and then I imagine,
at some point along the line,
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then that door will close,
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and hopefully,
fingers crossed, another...
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Basically, what I'm trying
to say is doors open and close,
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and there's no getting away
from it.
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Come on, Brian.
Double 13. Here we go.
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-Ah, fiddlesticks.
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-Hi, Brian.
-Hi, Hazel.
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What are you up to?
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Shopping.
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I'm just going to the chemist
to get some stuff for my mum.
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Oh.
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Yeah.
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And then I'm gonna put
some rubbish on the bonfire.
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-Oh.
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Something to do.
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-Yeah.
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Think it's gonna be
a big one this year.
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Yeah, it'll be
a big bonfire, yeah.
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-Yeah.
-Yeah.
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-Okay.
-Okay.
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I've got to go
'cause I'm really late.
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Oh, okay. Uh, nice to see you.
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-Nice to see you, too.
-Bye.
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-All the best.
-Bye-bye.
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Bye-bye.
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-♪ All the time ♪
-♪ Oh, you sexy mama ♪
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♪ Love you, yes, I do ♪
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♪ She's his honey ♪
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♪ And his baby ♪
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-♪ She's his... ♪
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Did you see that?
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Did you see that?
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♪ ♪
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Hey! Hey!
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I am absolutely shaking
like a leaf.
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Put... the cabbage... down.
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I said, "Put...
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the cabbage... down."
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Whoa, there! Whoa, there!
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No, no, no, no. No, no, no.
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No. No, no, no.
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You're coming into the house.
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-Yes.
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Get in.
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In you go. In there.
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You sit down.
You sit down. You sit down.
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There, there.
Don't you move. Don't you move.
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Don't you move.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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Don't you move. Don't you move.
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Stay there. Stay there.
Don't go anywhere.
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Don't you move.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
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You stay there.
You stay there. You stay there.
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It's all right. It's all right.
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It's all right.
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This is incredibly overwhelming.
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What?
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No.
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Good morning.
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Good morning.
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You all right?
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Plant pot.
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What?
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-What?
-Plant pot.
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Plant pot.
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Coffee table.
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Door. Walls. Ceiling.
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Television. Floorboards.
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Clock. Cashew nuts. Pen.
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Not sure. Picture frame.
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Carpet. Curtains. Old potato.
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Plugs. Shoes. Plant pot.
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How do you know all this stuff?
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You've read the dictionary?
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Yes, I have.
263
00:20:13,013 --> 00:20:14,353
When?
264
00:20:14,388 --> 00:20:15,750
When you were snoozing.
265
00:20:15,785 --> 00:20:18,984
You were snoozing,
and I was reading.
266
00:20:19,019 --> 00:20:20,722
Alexandru.
267
00:20:20,757 --> 00:20:22,889
I beg your pardon?
268
00:20:22,924 --> 00:20:25,155
Your name is Alexandru.
269
00:20:25,190 --> 00:20:27,564
No, my name's not Alexandru.
270
00:20:27,599 --> 00:20:29,665
No, no, no, my name's Brian.
271
00:20:29,700 --> 00:20:31,095
Brian.
272
00:20:31,130 --> 00:20:32,602
-Brian.
-Brian, yeah.
273
00:20:32,637 --> 00:20:34,637
-Brian.
-No, no, you're not Brian.
274
00:20:34,672 --> 00:20:37,739
-No, no, no, no. No, I'm Brian.
-Brian.
275
00:20:38,610 --> 00:20:40,940
Would you like me
to give you a name?
276
00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:43,943
Huh?
277
00:20:43,978 --> 00:20:45,813
Tony?
278
00:20:47,487 --> 00:20:49,146
Ooh, he didn't like "Tony."
279
00:20:49,181 --> 00:20:51,324
Tony the robot?
280
00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:54,624
No? Clive?
281
00:20:55,891 --> 00:20:57,594
No.
282
00:20:57,629 --> 00:20:58,991
Huh?
283
00:20:59,026 --> 00:21:00,333
Charles?
284
00:21:00,368 --> 00:21:02,962
-Charles.
-Charles?
285
00:21:02,997 --> 00:21:05,261
-Charles.
-Charles. Charles.
286
00:21:05,296 --> 00:21:06,603
-Charles.
-Charles.
287
00:21:06,638 --> 00:21:08,869
Charles.
You like "Charles."
288
00:21:08,904 --> 00:21:10,233
Charles Petrescu.
289
00:21:10,268 --> 00:21:11,773
You want that name, do you?
290
00:21:11,808 --> 00:21:14,204
Charles Petrescu?
All right, then.
291
00:21:14,239 --> 00:21:16,173
I am Charles Petrescu.
292
00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:18,043
Hello, Brian.
293
00:21:19,948 --> 00:21:22,619
♪ ♪
294
00:21:22,654 --> 00:21:25,358
Hello, Charles.
295
00:21:25,393 --> 00:21:28,526
It's... lovely to meet you.
296
00:21:32,730 --> 00:21:34,125
Wow.
297
00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:36,336
I am your friend.
298
00:21:40,408 --> 00:21:42,408
I'm your friend, too.
299
00:21:44,038 --> 00:21:46,104
♪ ♪
300
00:21:55,852 --> 00:21:57,918
My heart's going
like the clappers.
301
00:21:57,953 --> 00:22:00,789
- I have gray hair
and round spectacles.
302
00:22:00,824 --> 00:22:03,055
There are seven buttons
on my shirt.
303
00:22:03,090 --> 00:22:04,595
I think what happened was
304
00:22:04,630 --> 00:22:07,191
there were two wires
in Charles's head
305
00:22:07,226 --> 00:22:09,402
that hadn't connected properly.
306
00:22:09,437 --> 00:22:13,934
So, when I flicked the switch,
they hadn't connected properly.
307
00:22:13,969 --> 00:22:16,365
And what I think happened
while I was out--
308
00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:18,169
Mr. Williams, the mouse,
came along,
309
00:22:18,204 --> 00:22:19,775
walked along one of the wires,
310
00:22:19,810 --> 00:22:22,514
and the weight of Mr. Williams
seesawed the wire
311
00:22:22,549 --> 00:22:24,450
onto the other wire,
and they connected.
312
00:22:26,454 --> 00:22:28,586
Fired it into life,
like a jump start.
313
00:22:32,317 --> 00:22:34,152
Am I making sense?
314
00:22:34,187 --> 00:22:35,593
Come on, then, you.
315
00:22:35,628 --> 00:22:37,023
Watch my mother's
Turkish saucer.
316
00:22:37,058 --> 00:22:38,926
-- Staircase.
-- Out we go.
317
00:22:38,961 --> 00:22:40,730
-- Bannister.
-Take your time. Don't rush.
318
00:22:40,765 --> 00:22:42,259
-Aah!
-- Walls.
319
00:22:42,294 --> 00:22:44,261
There's a good boy. That's it.
320
00:22:44,296 --> 00:22:46,439
Oh, look at you.
321
00:22:46,474 --> 00:22:49,607
-Now, Charles, this room...
-Kitchen.
322
00:22:50,478 --> 00:22:52,709
Yeah. Yeah, you're right.
323
00:22:52,744 --> 00:22:55,811
-Basically, this is where...
-Is where you cook.
324
00:22:57,045 --> 00:22:59,078
Yes. Yeah.
325
00:22:59,113 --> 00:23:00,783
Right. Right, what I'll do is
326
00:23:00,818 --> 00:23:02,653
-I'll put the, uh...
-Put the kettle on?
327
00:23:02,688 --> 00:23:05,315
He's ahead of the game here,
isn't he?
328
00:23:05,350 --> 00:23:07,988
Huh? This is marvelous.
329
00:23:08,023 --> 00:23:10,529
Huh? You're a clever boy.
330
00:23:11,389 --> 00:23:13,565
Look at that. Yeah? Cabbages.
331
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:15,259
You know what they are,
don't you?
332
00:23:15,294 --> 00:23:17,393
A vegetable crop
with dense leaved heads.
333
00:23:17,428 --> 00:23:19,230
Cabbage weights
will generally range
334
00:23:19,265 --> 00:23:20,869
from 500 to 1,000 grams.
335
00:23:20,904 --> 00:23:22,431
The most common are
smooth-leaved,
336
00:23:22,466 --> 00:23:23,806
firm-headed green cabbages,
337
00:23:23,841 --> 00:23:25,742
while smooth-leaved
purple cabbages
338
00:23:25,777 --> 00:23:27,513
and crinkle-leaved
savoy cabbages
339
00:23:27,548 --> 00:23:29,108
are considerably rarer.
340
00:23:29,143 --> 00:23:32,584
The heaviest cabbage ever found
was 62.71 kilograms.
341
00:23:32,619 --> 00:23:34,377
Under conditions
of long, sunny days,
342
00:23:34,412 --> 00:23:35,917
such as those found...
343
00:23:35,952 --> 00:23:38,788
I never thought I'd make
anything as amazing as Charles.
344
00:23:38,823 --> 00:23:41,450
Uh, it's absolutely blown
my mind, to be honest with you.
345
00:23:41,485 --> 00:23:43,529
-You built my body.
-I built his body.
346
00:23:43,564 --> 00:23:45,894
I built his body.
It took 72 hours.
347
00:23:45,929 --> 00:23:47,731
And my tummy
is a washing machine.
348
00:23:47,766 --> 00:23:49,502
And his tummy's
a washing machine.
349
00:23:49,537 --> 00:23:51,537
That's it.
Your tummy's a washing machine.
350
00:23:51,572 --> 00:23:54,430
-Took me 72 hours.
-My name is Charles Petrescu.
351
00:23:54,465 --> 00:23:57,070
Charles Petrescu.
That's your name, isn't it?
352
00:23:57,105 --> 00:23:58,401
That's your name.
353
00:23:58,436 --> 00:24:00,205
I thought, 24 hours ago,
354
00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:03,714
I was gonna have to
crush you up and scrap you.
355
00:24:03,749 --> 00:24:05,914
Did you know that?
356
00:24:11,350 --> 00:24:13,625
-My name is Charles Petrescu.
-Yeah.
357
00:24:13,660 --> 00:24:15,187
Already said that.
358
00:24:15,222 --> 00:24:16,760
Yeah.
359
00:24:16,795 --> 00:24:19,290
-And you built my body.
-And I built your body.
360
00:24:19,325 --> 00:24:22,029
That's it. That's it.
361
00:24:23,197 --> 00:24:24,603
That's it.
362
00:24:24,638 --> 00:24:26,902
Anything else you want to say?
363
00:24:33,911 --> 00:24:35,108
No.
364
00:24:35,143 --> 00:24:36,780
-Yes.
-Yes.
365
00:24:37,618 --> 00:24:39,046
Come on, then. Hold my hand.
366
00:24:39,081 --> 00:24:41,752
Hold my hand.
Come on. Through here.
367
00:24:41,787 --> 00:24:43,787
Everything is lovely.
368
00:24:43,822 --> 00:24:46,020
You say that.
It's not all lovely.
369
00:24:46,055 --> 00:24:47,923
It's a dangerous world
sometimes.
370
00:24:47,958 --> 00:24:51,124
- able or likely
to cause harm or injury.
371
00:24:51,159 --> 00:24:52,356
Perilous.
372
00:24:52,391 --> 00:24:53,698
Perilous. That's a good word.
373
00:24:53,733 --> 00:24:55,095
Perilous.
374
00:24:55,130 --> 00:24:58,571
-Can we go swimming, Brian?
-No, no, no, no.
375
00:24:58,606 --> 00:25:01,464
One thing at a time.
One thing at a time.
376
00:25:01,499 --> 00:25:03,202
Okay?
377
00:25:03,237 --> 00:25:05,611
Does it all stop at the tree?
378
00:25:06,570 --> 00:25:08,438
Beg your pardon?
379
00:25:08,473 --> 00:25:11,012
How far does the outside go?
380
00:25:11,047 --> 00:25:13,542
"How far does the outside go?"
What are you on about?
381
00:25:13,577 --> 00:25:16,116
Does the outside stop
at the tree?
382
00:25:17,922 --> 00:25:21,088
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
it goes way beyond the tree.
383
00:25:21,123 --> 00:25:22,386
Way beyond the tree.
384
00:25:22,421 --> 00:25:23,860
There's a big old world
out there
385
00:25:23,895 --> 00:25:25,521
that you don't know about.
386
00:25:25,556 --> 00:25:27,292
A big, perilous world.
387
00:25:27,327 --> 00:25:29,030
-- Oh, my gosh.
388
00:25:29,065 --> 00:25:30,636
-It's all right. It's okay.
-What was that?
389
00:25:30,671 --> 00:25:32,132
It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
390
00:25:32,167 --> 00:25:33,936
-Perilous. So very perilous.
-Just birds. Just birds.
391
00:25:33,971 --> 00:25:35,168
Just crows.
392
00:25:35,203 --> 00:25:36,609
Huh? All right.
393
00:25:36,644 --> 00:25:38,842
Where are they going, Brian?
394
00:25:39,878 --> 00:25:42,714
Don't know. Probably getting
some worms or something.
395
00:25:43,651 --> 00:25:45,915
Can birds do what they like?
396
00:25:46,918 --> 00:25:49,083
Can birds do what they like?
397
00:25:49,118 --> 00:25:51,514
I don't know.
Yeah, I imagine so.
398
00:25:51,549 --> 00:25:53,153
Yeah.
399
00:25:57,456 --> 00:25:58,829
Right.
400
00:25:58,864 --> 00:26:00,633
-Let's get you indoors.
-No, no, no.
401
00:26:00,668 --> 00:26:02,459
Yes, yes, yes, yes. Come on.
402
00:26:02,494 --> 00:26:04,428
-Let's get you indoors.
-No.
403
00:26:04,463 --> 00:26:06,001
Come on.
I'll boil you some cabbages.
404
00:26:06,036 --> 00:26:08,399
-Ooh, cabbages.
-Yeah, cabbages.
405
00:26:08,434 --> 00:26:09,708
-Yes, please.
406
00:26:09,743 --> 00:26:12,073
Yes, please!
407
00:26:14,913 --> 00:26:18,145
- No.It's best if no one sees him.
408
00:26:18,180 --> 00:26:19,685
Keep him here.
409
00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:21,412
Simpler that way.
410
00:26:21,447 --> 00:26:22,787
If I took him into town,
411
00:26:22,822 --> 00:26:24,151
you know, Christ knows
what would happen.
412
00:26:24,186 --> 00:26:25,581
People would be queuing
round the block
413
00:26:25,616 --> 00:26:27,220
to have a chat with him.
414
00:26:28,289 --> 00:26:31,290
And there's lotsof rough people there, so...
415
00:26:31,325 --> 00:26:34,491
There's one familyin particular, the Tommingtons.
416
00:26:34,526 --> 00:26:36,460
They're a handful.
417
00:26:36,495 --> 00:26:38,297
Bloody hard work.
418
00:26:38,332 --> 00:26:39,771
Come on!
419
00:26:39,806 --> 00:26:41,674
Eddie in particular.
420
00:26:41,709 --> 00:26:43,104
Bloody nightmare.
421
00:26:43,139 --> 00:26:45,271
He's known for stealing stuff.
422
00:26:45,306 --> 00:26:48,241
He took my red one of these.
423
00:26:51,609 --> 00:26:55,182
If he ever heard
about Charles...
424
00:26:58,352 --> 00:27:01,023
So it's probably easier
if I just keep Charles here.
425
00:27:01,058 --> 00:27:02,893
Otherwise...
426
00:27:09,330 --> 00:27:11,462
Eddie.
427
00:27:11,497 --> 00:27:13,398
What the cock's that?
428
00:27:14,434 --> 00:27:15,972
Down here.
429
00:27:16,007 --> 00:27:18,568
-Hey!
430
00:27:18,603 --> 00:27:20,878
♪ ♪
431
00:27:24,411 --> 00:27:26,411
-Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
432
00:27:26,446 --> 00:27:29,051
-Hey, hey, hey, hey.
-I'm not so sure about this.
433
00:27:29,086 --> 00:27:31,086
Hey, hey. Let's have a look
at your eyebrows.
434
00:27:31,121 --> 00:27:32,791
I'm a little apprehensive.
435
00:27:32,826 --> 00:27:35,189
All right. Okay.
436
00:27:36,192 --> 00:27:37,763
Uh... bit tufty.
437
00:27:37,798 --> 00:27:39,798
-Tufty?
-Tufty-wufty eyebrows.
438
00:27:39,833 --> 00:27:41,965
-Tufty-wufty.
-Ah.
439
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,066
We'll get them trimmed up.
440
00:27:44,101 --> 00:27:46,035
Now, relax. Only scissors.
441
00:27:46,070 --> 00:27:48,631
-Danger, danger.
-Only scissors.
442
00:27:48,666 --> 00:27:50,534
There we go.
443
00:27:50,569 --> 00:27:52,437
Ouchy-wouchy.
444
00:27:52,472 --> 00:27:54,538
-There's a good boy.
-Eek.
445
00:27:54,573 --> 00:27:58,575
Now, I normally sleep for
about four to five hours, okay?
446
00:27:58,610 --> 00:28:02,150
But you might hear me
walking around on the landing,
447
00:28:02,185 --> 00:28:04,713
but that's just me
going to the toilet, okay?
448
00:28:04,748 --> 00:28:07,353
-Wee-wees.
-Wee-wees. That's it.
449
00:28:07,388 --> 00:28:09,190
That's it.
450
00:28:09,225 --> 00:28:10,829
Right, then.
451
00:28:10,864 --> 00:28:12,688
Good night, Charles.
452
00:28:12,723 --> 00:28:14,800
-Good night.
-Good night, Brian.
453
00:28:14,835 --> 00:28:16,494
Sweet dreams.
454
00:28:16,529 --> 00:28:18,496
Sweet dreams, yourself.
455
00:28:18,531 --> 00:28:20,201
Good night.
456
00:28:24,878 --> 00:28:27,373
Wishing you the best of nights.
457
00:28:27,408 --> 00:28:29,144
Good night.
458
00:28:35,449 --> 00:28:38,758
Charles, can you turn
your blue eye light off, please?
459
00:28:40,828 --> 00:28:43,323
-Charles?
-Yes.
460
00:28:43,358 --> 00:28:46,293
- Can you turn
your blue eye light off, please?
461
00:28:46,328 --> 00:28:49,296
I can't turn it off. Thank you.
462
00:28:52,873 --> 00:28:54,466
Really?
463
00:28:55,634 --> 00:28:58,778
I can't turn
my blue eye light off.
464
00:29:01,706 --> 00:29:03,607
Oh.
465
00:29:03,642 --> 00:29:05,279
Okay.
466
00:29:06,810 --> 00:29:08,348
♪ ♪
467
00:29:08,383 --> 00:29:11,318
-- I am sleeping.
468
00:29:11,353 --> 00:29:12,990
I am sleeping.
469
00:29:13,817 --> 00:29:15,586
I am sleeping.
470
00:29:21,033 --> 00:29:23,363
Draw, draw, draw.
471
00:29:23,398 --> 00:29:25,365
I like to draw.
472
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:27,796
Right, I'm just heading into
the village for a bit, okay?
473
00:29:27,831 --> 00:29:29,908
-Can I come, please?
-No, not this time.
474
00:29:29,943 --> 00:29:31,910
You stay here, all right?
475
00:29:31,945 --> 00:29:33,846
I want to go out, please.
476
00:29:33,881 --> 00:29:36,277
No, you can't, okay?
477
00:29:36,312 --> 00:29:38,774
Could I just have a little walk
around the garden?
478
00:29:38,809 --> 00:29:41,480
Charles, no.
Can you hear me? No.
479
00:29:41,515 --> 00:29:44,351
Okay, cool, but I just left
something in the garden,
480
00:29:44,386 --> 00:29:46,716
so I may just go
and get that from the garden.
481
00:29:46,751 --> 00:29:48,190
You're being cheeky.
482
00:29:48,225 --> 00:29:50,687
I know the games you're playing.
483
00:29:50,722 --> 00:29:52,623
And it's a no.
484
00:29:52,658 --> 00:29:54,493
Okay?
485
00:29:54,528 --> 00:29:56,693
I won't be long.
486
00:29:56,728 --> 00:29:58,530
All right?
487
00:30:15,318 --> 00:30:17,351
There she is. There's Winnie.
You all right?
488
00:30:17,386 --> 00:30:19,386
Yeah, I'm waiting for you
to open the door.
489
00:30:19,421 --> 00:30:20,893
Stand by the door.
490
00:30:20,928 --> 00:30:22,356
She wants me to wait...
go into the door and...
491
00:30:22,391 --> 00:30:23,995
It's no good standing there.
492
00:30:24,030 --> 00:30:25,821
-Go by the door.
-Huh? What are you saying?
493
00:30:25,856 --> 00:30:27,295
It's no good standing by there.
494
00:30:27,330 --> 00:30:29,396
Yeah, I'm waiting for you to...
She's waiting...
495
00:30:29,431 --> 00:30:31,728
I'm gonna open...
I'll knock on the door.
496
00:30:31,763 --> 00:30:33,367
It won't take long, will it?
497
00:30:33,402 --> 00:30:35,171
Ah. In and out like a ferret.
498
00:30:35,206 --> 00:30:37,305
I don't want these lights
burning all night.
499
00:30:37,340 --> 00:30:39,538
-- Come on, Chewy.
500
00:30:39,573 --> 00:30:42,013
Eat your nuts. Come on.
501
00:30:42,048 --> 00:30:43,839
-- Hi, Hazel.
-Good bo...
502
00:30:43,874 --> 00:30:45,643
Oh, hello, Brian.
503
00:30:45,678 --> 00:30:47,150
Just feeding Chewy.
504
00:30:47,185 --> 00:30:49,680
- He doesn't want
to hear about that, Hazel.
505
00:30:49,715 --> 00:30:51,957
He's got a job to do.
506
00:30:51,992 --> 00:30:55,191
- Yeah, I'll-I'll just
get on with it, then.
507
00:30:55,226 --> 00:30:57,358
Good boy.
508
00:31:00,462 --> 00:31:01,560
Right.
509
00:31:03,597 --> 00:31:05,498
They live to 101.
510
00:31:07,007 --> 00:31:08,501
-Do they?
-Yeah.
511
00:31:08,536 --> 00:31:11,570
I'll be happy to reach my 60s.
512
00:31:19,877 --> 00:31:21,547
What's that?
513
00:31:22,715 --> 00:31:24,484
What, that?
514
00:31:24,519 --> 00:31:26,090
It's a...
515
00:31:26,125 --> 00:31:27,960
plunger refreshment bottle.
516
00:31:27,995 --> 00:31:31,029
Basically, you flip it
and you sip it.
517
00:31:33,726 --> 00:31:35,759
It's peach and pear cordial.
518
00:31:38,071 --> 00:31:39,895
-- Oh, he likes it.
519
00:31:39,930 --> 00:31:41,567
-Do you want some?
-No, thanks.
520
00:31:41,602 --> 00:31:43,107
-No.
521
00:31:43,142 --> 00:31:44,977
Hello. Who's there?
522
00:31:45,012 --> 00:31:46,242
Chewy.
523
00:31:46,277 --> 00:31:48,310
-- Whatever.
-"Whatever." Who's that?
524
00:31:48,345 --> 00:31:51,214
-Who's a sexy boy, then?
-- Right, that's enough.
525
00:31:54,219 --> 00:31:57,418
Go and tidy the shoes
on the shoe mat, please, Hazel.
526
00:31:59,026 --> 00:32:01,158
Thank you.
527
00:32:06,660 --> 00:32:08,264
Oh, there's an onion in here.
528
00:32:08,299 --> 00:32:10,497
Right, that's me, then.
529
00:32:10,532 --> 00:32:11,861
Bye, Brian.
530
00:32:11,896 --> 00:32:13,566
Bye, Hazel.
531
00:32:13,601 --> 00:32:15,007
Goodbye, Brian.
532
00:32:15,042 --> 00:32:16,602
See you, mate.
533
00:32:19,904 --> 00:32:22,179
♪ ♪
534
00:32:48,999 --> 00:32:50,273
I'm home!
535
00:32:50,308 --> 00:32:52,209
-- Brian. Brian Gittins.
-Oh!
536
00:32:52,244 --> 00:32:54,211
-Brian.
537
00:32:54,246 --> 00:32:55,707
Brian has come back.
538
00:32:55,742 --> 00:32:58,446
-Calm down, boy.
-Brian has come back.
539
00:32:58,481 --> 00:33:00,745
I've got you some cabbages.
540
00:33:00,780 --> 00:33:02,252
Bloody hell.
541
00:33:02,287 --> 00:33:04,485
Who made this mess? Was it you?
542
00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:05,981
No.
543
00:33:06,016 --> 00:33:07,818
Well, someone's been in my bin.
544
00:33:07,853 --> 00:33:10,062
-It was you, wasn't it?
-Yes.
545
00:33:10,097 --> 00:33:12,526
I'm sorry for looking
in your bin.
546
00:33:12,561 --> 00:33:14,759
I guess it doesn't matter.
547
00:33:14,794 --> 00:33:16,332
You little rascal.
548
00:33:16,367 --> 00:33:18,026
Look at you.
549
00:33:18,061 --> 00:33:19,368
He's so happy.
550
00:33:19,403 --> 00:33:20,897
Little scratch under the ear.
551
00:33:20,932 --> 00:33:22,701
Scratchy, scratchy.
552
00:33:24,144 --> 00:33:26,309
Hello, mate. You all right?
553
00:33:26,344 --> 00:33:28,806
-What's that?
-Look what I've done.
554
00:33:28,841 --> 00:33:30,610
Look. Look.
555
00:33:34,517 --> 00:33:36,847
He's drawn a picture
of me and him.
556
00:33:36,882 --> 00:33:38,519
Look.
557
00:33:39,390 --> 00:33:41,522
There's me. There's him.
558
00:33:41,557 --> 00:33:44,019
-A cabbage.
-- Cabbage.
559
00:33:44,054 --> 00:33:45,823
-Thank you very much.
-Thank you very much.
560
00:33:45,858 --> 00:33:47,198
Thank you very much.
561
00:33:47,233 --> 00:33:48,991
Got all the time in the world.
562
00:33:49,026 --> 00:33:50,432
You're a great player.
563
00:33:50,467 --> 00:33:53,336
You've just got to start
believing that.
564
00:33:53,371 --> 00:33:54,700
Okay.
565
00:33:54,735 --> 00:33:55,965
Over to you.
566
00:33:57,606 --> 00:33:59,639
Bull's-eye!
567
00:33:59,674 --> 00:34:01,146
There we go. Well played.
568
00:34:01,181 --> 00:34:03,841
-Winner.
-Winner!
569
00:34:03,876 --> 00:34:05,678
-Me winner.
-Winner!
570
00:34:05,713 --> 00:34:08,450
--I am
the prince of the dartboard.
571
00:34:08,485 --> 00:34:10,320
Winner, winner, winner,
winner, winner. Well played.
572
00:34:10,355 --> 00:34:13,653
You're superb.
You're really good at darts.
573
00:34:19,199 --> 00:34:22,893
♪ Don't leave me this way ♪
574
00:34:22,928 --> 00:34:24,565
♪ I can't survive... ♪
575
00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:26,798
- We're just boiling
cabbages and chilling out.
576
00:34:26,833 --> 00:34:29,273
-Aren't we?
-Can I have some now, please?
577
00:34:29,308 --> 00:34:30,901
No, no, no, no.
578
00:34:30,936 --> 00:34:32,309
You wait for din-dons.
579
00:34:32,344 --> 00:34:33,904
So impatient.
580
00:34:36,007 --> 00:34:38,216
♪ I can't exist ♪
581
00:34:38,251 --> 00:34:42,220
♪ I will surely miss
your tender kiss... ♪
582
00:34:42,255 --> 00:34:44,222
What are you doing?
583
00:34:44,257 --> 00:34:46,488
Are you dancing?
Are you dancing for me?
584
00:34:46,523 --> 00:34:49,359
-♪ Ah, baby... ♪
585
00:34:49,394 --> 00:34:52,230
That's nice. That's nice.
586
00:34:52,265 --> 00:34:54,199
Oh, look at those hips.
587
00:34:54,234 --> 00:34:55,629
Look at those hips.
588
00:34:55,664 --> 00:34:58,170
-- Watch me go.
589
00:34:58,931 --> 00:35:00,535
Quick feet.
590
00:35:00,570 --> 00:35:03,131
♪ Now can't you see
it's burning out of control? ♪
591
00:35:03,166 --> 00:35:04,770
That's su...
Oh, he's on the pink step.
592
00:35:04,805 --> 00:35:06,376
What are you doing up there?
593
00:35:06,411 --> 00:35:08,136
Are you gonna dance
on the pink step?
594
00:35:08,171 --> 00:35:10,974
Dance for Brian?
Dance for Brian!
595
00:35:11,009 --> 00:35:12,613
Come on, dance.
596
00:35:12,648 --> 00:35:14,978
Hey... Whoa!
597
00:35:15,013 --> 00:35:17,618
Charles! Charles, are you okay?
598
00:35:17,653 --> 00:35:21,391
I fell off the pink step,
and I had an accident.
599
00:35:21,426 --> 00:35:22,656
You have had an accident.
600
00:35:22,691 --> 00:35:24,427
Let me get you up.
601
00:35:24,462 --> 00:35:26,957
Oh, dear.
You need to be more careful.
602
00:35:28,862 --> 00:35:31,533
♪ Ah, baby ♪
603
00:35:31,568 --> 00:35:34,272
♪ My heart is full of love
and desire for you... ♪
604
00:35:39,807 --> 00:35:41,070
Bing-bong.
605
00:35:41,105 --> 00:35:43,512
Don't say "bing-bong." Shh.
606
00:35:46,616 --> 00:35:49,419
-Bing-bong, bing-bong.
607
00:35:49,454 --> 00:35:50,882
Stop saying
"bing-bong, bing-bong."
608
00:35:50,917 --> 00:35:53,016
-Knockety-knock-knock.
609
00:35:53,051 --> 00:35:54,424
Charles, please,
please, nothing, okay?
610
00:35:54,459 --> 00:35:56,723
Do not make a peep.
611
00:36:00,795 --> 00:36:02,729
-Bing-bong, knock, knock,
knock, knock... -Charles!
612
00:36:02,764 --> 00:36:04,962
-That is the exact opposite
613
00:36:04,997 --> 00:36:06,733
of not making a peep.
614
00:36:06,768 --> 00:36:08,669
Okay?
615
00:36:08,704 --> 00:36:10,066
Nothing.
616
00:36:10,101 --> 00:36:11,342
Do you hear me?
617
00:36:11,377 --> 00:36:12,706
PHIL
Mr. Gittins?
618
00:36:12,741 --> 00:36:14,642
Go through. Go through there.
619
00:36:14,677 --> 00:36:15,907
Go through there.
620
00:36:15,942 --> 00:36:17,942
Okay? Go through there.
621
00:36:31,727 --> 00:36:33,331
-Hello.
-- Mr. Gittins.
622
00:36:33,366 --> 00:36:35,366
-Yeah.
-I've come to read your meter.
623
00:36:35,401 --> 00:36:37,093
Oh, all right.
624
00:36:37,128 --> 00:36:38,897
Can I come in?
I need to take a reading.
625
00:36:38,932 --> 00:36:41,306
It's not... Uh, no.
It's not the greatest time.
626
00:36:41,341 --> 00:36:43,099
I mean, we did
send you a letter.
627
00:36:43,134 --> 00:36:44,606
-Did you?
-Yeah.
628
00:36:44,641 --> 00:36:45,904
Oh.
629
00:36:45,939 --> 00:36:48,038
It's in your best interest
to let me take a reading.
630
00:36:48,073 --> 00:36:50,007
Otherwise,
you could face a charge.
631
00:36:51,483 --> 00:36:53,516
-Can I come in?
-You're not giving up, are you?
632
00:36:53,551 --> 00:36:55,782
I mean, you want to do it now?
633
00:36:55,817 --> 00:36:58,015
Yes, please.
634
00:37:05,024 --> 00:37:07,530
Just, uh, had an accident.
635
00:37:09,094 --> 00:37:12,502
-Just down there, innit?
-Yeah, it's just under there.
636
00:37:12,537 --> 00:37:15,406
-Um...
-It's a lot higher than normal.
637
00:37:15,441 --> 00:37:17,837
Have you been using
more power recently?
638
00:37:17,872 --> 00:37:19,311
What?
639
00:37:19,346 --> 00:37:21,071
Have you been using
more power recently?
640
00:37:21,106 --> 00:37:23,040
-Who is?
-Well, have you been?
641
00:37:23,075 --> 00:37:24,910
'Cause it's a lot higher.
642
00:37:24,945 --> 00:37:26,615
Just wondering.
643
00:37:26,650 --> 00:37:28,914
Uh...
644
00:37:28,949 --> 00:37:31,620
I'm using this quite a lot,
this thing.
645
00:37:31,655 --> 00:37:33,754
-It's a bit, you know...
646
00:37:38,255 --> 00:37:40,431
Turbo cup scrubber.
647
00:37:48,408 --> 00:37:50,100
-All right, I'm gonna...
-Okay?
648
00:37:50,135 --> 00:37:51,640
-That's all it... Yeah.
-Okay.
649
00:37:51,675 --> 00:37:53,510
-Thank you very much...
-It's pretty good. It works.
650
00:37:53,545 --> 00:37:55,237
-...for the reading.
-Is that it?
651
00:37:55,272 --> 00:37:57,074
-Yeah, th-that's it, thanks.
-Okay.
652
00:37:57,109 --> 00:37:58,515
Thank you very much.
653
00:37:58,550 --> 00:38:00,484
-What's that, then?
-What?
654
00:38:00,519 --> 00:38:02,486
That.
655
00:38:02,521 --> 00:38:04,488
Uh...
656
00:38:05,392 --> 00:38:08,987
That is a washing machine
in a big man's shirt.
657
00:38:09,022 --> 00:38:11,319
Don't ask.
658
00:38:13,191 --> 00:38:14,729
Yes.
659
00:38:14,764 --> 00:38:17,127
-It's nice, isn't it?
-It's all right, yeah.
660
00:38:18,097 --> 00:38:20,262
-Thanks very much.
-You're done. You're done.
661
00:38:20,297 --> 00:38:21,703
-You're on your way.
-Yeah.
662
00:38:21,738 --> 00:38:23,639
-- Over the pink step.
-Yeah.
663
00:38:23,674 --> 00:38:27,379
- Say hello to the girls
and guys at Wales Electric.
664
00:38:27,414 --> 00:38:29,777
-Best regards.
-Yeah.
665
00:38:29,812 --> 00:38:31,075
Bye.
666
00:38:31,110 --> 00:38:32,714
See ya.
667
00:38:33,486 --> 00:38:35,585
Charles. You tricked him.
668
00:38:35,620 --> 00:38:37,345
You tricked him.
669
00:38:37,380 --> 00:38:38,984
I am a clever boy for hiding.
670
00:38:39,019 --> 00:38:40,656
-You are a clever boy
for hiding. -I am.
671
00:38:40,691 --> 00:38:42,394
You are.
672
00:38:42,429 --> 00:38:45,188
You have a dance.
You have a dance.
673
00:38:45,223 --> 00:38:47,157
-Clever boy dance time.
674
00:38:47,192 --> 00:38:49,830
Hiding champion.
675
00:38:49,865 --> 00:38:52,536
-Watch me move.
-This is lovely.
676
00:38:54,573 --> 00:38:56,298
I'm gonna get your feet.
677
00:38:56,333 --> 00:38:58,443
I'm gonna get your feet.
678
00:38:58,478 --> 00:38:59,873
-♪ I do ♪
679
00:38:59,908 --> 00:39:01,644
♪ I think about you
day and night... ♪
680
00:39:01,679 --> 00:39:03,547
Charles, I'm making
some eggy bread and cabbages.
681
00:39:03,582 --> 00:39:05,307
-Do you want some?
-Yes, please.
682
00:39:05,342 --> 00:39:06,418
Hi-ya!
683
00:39:06,453 --> 00:39:07,683
Hi-ya!
684
00:39:07,718 --> 00:39:11,214
♪ So happy together... ♪
685
00:39:11,249 --> 00:39:13,623
Please, Brian,
I am stuck in a loop.
686
00:39:13,658 --> 00:39:15,790
Please, Brian, I am stuck
in a loop.
687
00:39:15,825 --> 00:39:18,287
-Attack. Attack.
-- No, no.
688
00:39:18,322 --> 00:39:19,893
-Attack.
-No, no. No, no.
689
00:39:19,928 --> 00:39:22,126
-Attack. Attack.
-No, you don't.
690
00:39:22,161 --> 00:39:23,831
No, you don't.
691
00:39:24,603 --> 00:39:26,163
You cook a lovely sausage.
692
00:39:26,198 --> 00:39:27,769
You are so very welcome.
693
00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:32,741
♪ I can't see me lovin'
nobody but you ♪
694
00:39:32,776 --> 00:39:35,777
♪ For all my life... ♪
695
00:39:35,812 --> 00:39:38,373
What you doing?
What are you doing?
696
00:39:38,408 --> 00:39:41,310
That's weed killer!
That's weed killer!
697
00:39:41,345 --> 00:39:43,884
♪ For all my life ♪
698
00:39:43,919 --> 00:39:45,083
♪ Me and you... ♪
699
00:39:45,118 --> 00:39:47,459
- Did you put
this fence up, Brian?
700
00:39:47,494 --> 00:39:48,922
Yeah. Yeah, I did.
701
00:39:48,957 --> 00:39:50,990
How did you learn how to do it?
702
00:39:51,025 --> 00:39:52,255
My dad.
703
00:39:52,290 --> 00:39:53,960
-- Dad?
-Yeah. Dad.
704
00:39:53,995 --> 00:39:56,127
What else did he teach you?
705
00:39:56,162 --> 00:39:57,601
Oh, blimey.
706
00:39:57,636 --> 00:39:59,031
Uh, loads of things.
707
00:39:59,066 --> 00:40:01,264
- Can you teach me
loads of things, too?
708
00:40:01,299 --> 00:40:03,475
Yeah, course I can.
709
00:40:03,510 --> 00:40:05,510
- Can you teach me
how to water-ski?
710
00:40:05,545 --> 00:40:06,907
What?
711
00:40:06,942 --> 00:40:09,305
- I read about it
in a sports magazine.
712
00:40:09,340 --> 00:40:11,483
What sports magazine?
713
00:40:13,685 --> 00:40:15,685
Grub's up. There you go.
714
00:40:15,720 --> 00:40:17,918
-Grub's... Grub's up.
-Grub's up.
715
00:40:17,953 --> 00:40:19,051
There you go.
716
00:40:19,086 --> 00:40:21,526
Nice, big cabbage.
717
00:40:23,387 --> 00:40:25,497
You watching telly?
718
00:40:25,532 --> 00:40:26,993
Telly.
719
00:40:27,028 --> 00:40:29,666
Plural noun: tellies.
720
00:40:29,701 --> 00:40:32,163
Another term for television.
721
00:40:32,198 --> 00:40:35,573
- There has been
a cowboy film on telly.
722
00:40:35,608 --> 00:40:37,872
There's been a cowboy...
723
00:40:37,907 --> 00:40:42,173
I've got to say,
I'm enjoying this magic moment.
724
00:40:42,208 --> 00:40:44,912
Good. I'm glad you are.
725
00:40:44,947 --> 00:40:47,277
I've done you some
sponge fingers for afterwards.
726
00:40:47,312 --> 00:40:48,784
Yumsville.
727
00:40:48,819 --> 00:40:50,786
But first, a destination
that for years
728
00:40:50,821 --> 00:40:53,382
has been synonymous
with exotic travel.
729
00:40:53,417 --> 00:40:55,758
Honolulu in Hawaii.
730
00:40:55,793 --> 00:40:59,157
Now, there is so much to do
in Honolulu.
731
00:40:59,192 --> 00:41:00,598
Everything from snorkeling to...
732
00:41:00,633 --> 00:41:02,292
Where is that, please?
733
00:41:02,327 --> 00:41:04,327
...horseback riding
to helicopter tours,
734
00:41:04,362 --> 00:41:06,131
it really is the perfect place
735
00:41:06,166 --> 00:41:08,639
for sun, sea, adventure,
thrills and spills.
736
00:41:08,674 --> 00:41:10,201
-Where, Brian?
-- Honolulu.
737
00:41:10,236 --> 00:41:12,808
Put your head down
while you have your dinner.
738
00:41:12,843 --> 00:41:14,579
In tropical Honolulu...
739
00:41:14,614 --> 00:41:16,845
What is it called again, please?
740
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:18,979
Honolulu.
741
00:41:19,014 --> 00:41:21,212
-Hunna-loy-loy.
-No.
742
00:41:21,247 --> 00:41:22,510
Honolulu.
743
00:41:22,545 --> 00:41:24,446
-Honey-lay-lay.
744
00:41:24,481 --> 00:41:25,821
It's Honolulu.
745
00:41:25,856 --> 00:41:28,087
Hono-loop-loop.
746
00:41:31,763 --> 00:41:33,158
What are you doing?
747
00:41:33,193 --> 00:41:34,665
Let's go there, Brian.
748
00:41:34,700 --> 00:41:37,701
It's hotter than here,
and it looks wonderful.
749
00:41:37,736 --> 00:41:40,803
Will you sit down, please?
750
00:41:41,674 --> 00:41:43,938
I want to go to Hono-la-la.
751
00:41:43,973 --> 00:41:46,644
Not now, you don't.
You're having your dinner.
752
00:41:46,679 --> 00:41:48,371
Horses and helicopters, please.
753
00:41:48,406 --> 00:41:50,582
You sit down
and have your dinner.
754
00:41:50,617 --> 00:41:52,584
-No.
-I beg your pardon?
755
00:41:52,619 --> 00:41:54,718
-I don't want to sit down.
-Charles.
756
00:41:54,753 --> 00:41:56,984
I want to go to Honol.
757
00:41:57,019 --> 00:41:59,481
Can we park
this Honolulu chatter, please,
758
00:41:59,516 --> 00:42:02,319
and sit down and eat our dinner?
759
00:42:03,927 --> 00:42:05,421
So come along and experience...
760
00:42:05,456 --> 00:42:07,159
Okay.
761
00:42:07,194 --> 00:42:08,600
Bossy boots.
762
00:42:08,635 --> 00:42:10,602
Let's see what's on
the other side.
763
00:42:10,637 --> 00:42:12,032
-Best wishes...
764
00:42:12,067 --> 00:42:13,770
HOST
...one and only Gary Barlow!
765
00:42:13,805 --> 00:42:16,608
-Oh, I like him.
766
00:42:33,451 --> 00:42:35,825
- Packet of Ringwald's
Gold, will you, please, June?
767
00:42:36,927 --> 00:42:38,630
8.90, please.
768
00:42:38,665 --> 00:42:41,028
And a cherry and almond
nougat bar.
769
00:42:42,064 --> 00:42:44,394
I see the bonfire's
coming along.
770
00:42:44,429 --> 00:42:46,671
It's a big one this year.
771
00:42:48,334 --> 00:42:50,235
The...?
772
00:42:50,270 --> 00:42:52,204
Sorry?
773
00:42:52,239 --> 00:42:54,206
The bonfire?
774
00:42:54,241 --> 00:42:55,570
My bonfire, June.
775
00:42:55,605 --> 00:42:57,781
- Well, I didn't mean
anything by that.
776
00:42:57,816 --> 00:43:00,377
I'm in charge of
the bonfires round here.
777
00:43:00,412 --> 00:43:02,148
-Sorry.
-Yeah.
778
00:43:02,183 --> 00:43:05,921
That's nine pound, uh, 60,
I think, Eddie.
779
00:43:08,024 --> 00:43:12,631
Or, uh, shall I just
put it on your slate?
780
00:43:14,657 --> 00:43:16,294
Yeah.
781
00:43:17,132 --> 00:43:18,835
Yeah, I reckon
you should do that.
782
00:43:25,008 --> 00:43:27,404
What you doing over there?
783
00:43:28,572 --> 00:43:31,749
Browsing around. Browsing.
784
00:43:33,984 --> 00:43:36,820
-Browsing, is it?
-Yeah.
785
00:43:36,855 --> 00:43:38,822
Is there much to browse
in here, is there?
786
00:43:38,857 --> 00:43:41,187
Yeah. This shelf isn't bad.
787
00:43:41,222 --> 00:43:44,388
Sneaking around, uh, with
his little table tennis bat.
788
00:43:44,423 --> 00:43:47,127
Were you playing table tennis
on your own again?
789
00:43:49,593 --> 00:43:50,768
No.
790
00:43:50,803 --> 00:43:52,297
Browsing Away Brian.
791
00:43:52,332 --> 00:43:53,903
Brian the Browser.
792
00:43:53,938 --> 00:43:55,872
That's what they call him.
Well, they used to call him
793
00:43:55,907 --> 00:43:57,533
other things, didn't they?
794
00:43:57,568 --> 00:43:59,843
There you are.
795
00:43:59,878 --> 00:44:01,746
-Whoops.
796
00:44:01,781 --> 00:44:03,781
You should probably pick
those up for June, I reckon.
797
00:44:03,816 --> 00:44:05,409
Yeah, I will do.
798
00:44:07,853 --> 00:44:09,512
- You don't
have to do that, Brian.
799
00:44:09,547 --> 00:44:11,217
Oh, it's all right.
800
00:44:18,721 --> 00:44:20,028
BRIAN
Charles.
801
00:44:20,063 --> 00:44:23,031
I've got a pressie for you.
802
00:44:29,567 --> 00:44:31,303
Charles?
803
00:44:32,240 --> 00:44:34,570
Charles, are you up there?
I've got a present.
804
00:44:36,574 --> 00:44:38,310
Charles?
805
00:44:44,450 --> 00:44:46,351
Charles!
806
00:44:49,323 --> 00:44:51,026
Charles!
807
00:44:53,294 --> 00:44:54,656
Charles!
808
00:44:54,691 --> 00:44:57,098
-- Oh, no.
-You stop now.
809
00:44:57,133 --> 00:44:59,496
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
810
00:44:59,531 --> 00:45:01,069
I am going to Hanali-alu-lu.
811
00:45:01,104 --> 00:45:03,137
Don't be silly,
going to Honolulu.
812
00:45:03,172 --> 00:45:04,941
Honestly, what are you wearing?
813
00:45:04,976 --> 00:45:06,844
It's my Hawaiian hula skirt.
814
00:45:06,879 --> 00:45:08,978
Oh, you're being daft.
You're being daft.
815
00:45:09,013 --> 00:45:11,673
You're soaking.
Look at my best brown shoes.
816
00:45:11,708 --> 00:45:13,312
I am going to Hono-loop-loop.
817
00:45:13,347 --> 00:45:15,149
No, no, you're not going
to Hono-loop-loop.
818
00:45:15,184 --> 00:45:18,152
-You're coming with me.
-Let go, man.
819
00:45:18,187 --> 00:45:20,319
-Don't pull me.
-I want to go to Hono-loop-loop.
820
00:45:20,354 --> 00:45:22,552
No, you're not going, Charles.
Come with me.
821
00:45:22,587 --> 00:45:24,224
You live with me in the cottage.
822
00:45:24,259 --> 00:45:26,721
-But I want to go.
-Honestly.
823
00:45:26,756 --> 00:45:28,690
Why won't you let me go, Brian?
824
00:45:28,725 --> 00:45:30,560
I want to dance on the beach.
825
00:45:30,595 --> 00:45:32,100
It's miles away.
826
00:45:32,135 --> 00:45:34,531
I know. That's why I want to go.
827
00:45:34,566 --> 00:45:36,335
You'd miss me, wouldn't you?
828
00:45:36,370 --> 00:45:39,239
♪ ♪
829
00:45:56,962 --> 00:45:59,292
What is going on up there?
830
00:46:04,299 --> 00:46:07,333
He said to me last night
he wanted to get a taxi to town,
831
00:46:07,368 --> 00:46:09,269
hang out by the shops.
832
00:46:12,307 --> 00:46:14,571
It's like he's changed
overnight.
833
00:46:20,381 --> 00:46:24,119
I can't just let him go off
on his own, can I?
834
00:46:40,236 --> 00:46:43,006
Cold night tonight, innit?
835
00:46:49,443 --> 00:46:51,509
Charles?
836
00:46:52,611 --> 00:46:54,479
Wakey-wakey.
837
00:46:55,746 --> 00:46:57,251
Charles?
838
00:46:59,024 --> 00:47:01,156
Oi. Wake up.
839
00:47:01,191 --> 00:47:02,718
Wake up.
840
00:47:02,753 --> 00:47:05,655
Huh? Come on.
841
00:47:05,690 --> 00:47:07,855
What do you want now?
842
00:47:07,890 --> 00:47:10,594
Don't talk to me like that.
843
00:47:10,629 --> 00:47:13,795
I just wondered if you wanted
to go into the village.
844
00:47:13,830 --> 00:47:15,632
Who with?
845
00:47:15,667 --> 00:47:17,172
With me.
846
00:47:17,207 --> 00:47:19,570
You said I wasn't allowed,
Brian.
847
00:47:19,605 --> 00:47:22,573
Yeah, well, I've changed
my mind just this once.
848
00:47:22,608 --> 00:47:24,377
I'll walk in and meet you there.
849
00:47:24,412 --> 00:47:26,841
You will not walk in
and meet me there.
850
00:47:26,876 --> 00:47:28,777
You'll come with me
in the truck,
851
00:47:28,812 --> 00:47:31,021
or you won't go at all.
852
00:47:31,056 --> 00:47:33,991
-Whatever.
-Don't say "whatever."
853
00:47:35,456 --> 00:47:37,291
What...
854
00:47:41,363 --> 00:47:43,429
...ever.
855
00:47:53,507 --> 00:47:56,475
- What you doing?
Why are you wearing that?
856
00:47:56,510 --> 00:47:58,147
I feel pretty cool.
857
00:47:58,182 --> 00:47:59,984
Not in my old curtains,
you don't.
858
00:48:00,019 --> 00:48:02,613
Put something else on. Hoopla!
859
00:48:03,715 --> 00:48:05,682
Spoilsport.
860
00:48:09,853 --> 00:48:11,589
How's he done that?
861
00:48:20,369 --> 00:48:21,973
Okay.
862
00:48:24,373 --> 00:48:25,867
Come on, then.
863
00:48:25,902 --> 00:48:27,737
Are we going to the shops,
Brian?
864
00:48:27,772 --> 00:48:29,211
Yes, we are going to the shops.
865
00:48:29,246 --> 00:48:30,872
Now, do as you're told, okay?
866
00:48:30,907 --> 00:48:32,940
There are some things
that I need.
867
00:48:32,975 --> 00:48:34,348
Things you need?
868
00:48:34,383 --> 00:48:36,911
I'd like a map of the world
for my wall.
869
00:48:36,946 --> 00:48:38,517
Right, okay.
Well, maybe not today,
870
00:48:38,552 --> 00:48:40,453
'cause I've got stuff to do,
but...
871
00:48:40,488 --> 00:48:42,224
And some soap.
872
00:48:42,259 --> 00:48:44,688
-Soap?
-And some cotton socks.
873
00:48:44,723 --> 00:48:46,129
Cotton socks?
874
00:48:46,164 --> 00:48:47,460
And I want to sit
in the front, Brian.
875
00:48:47,495 --> 00:48:49,231
No, you're not sitting
in the front.
876
00:48:49,266 --> 00:48:50,463
You're sitting in the back.
You're not old enough.
877
00:48:50,498 --> 00:48:52,432
I want to go
in the front, Brian.
878
00:48:52,467 --> 00:48:55,204
You're not old enough
to go in the front.
879
00:48:55,239 --> 00:48:57,866
I want you in the back.
880
00:48:57,901 --> 00:49:00,209
-Front.
-Not front.
881
00:49:00,244 --> 00:49:02,211
I will sit in the front, Brian.
882
00:49:02,246 --> 00:49:04,576
You will not sit in the front.
You'll sit in the back.
883
00:49:04,611 --> 00:49:06,974
Maybe I could drive
and you could walk, Brian.
884
00:49:07,009 --> 00:49:10,648
You have got a very,
very cheeky brain,
885
00:49:10,683 --> 00:49:12,782
and I don't like it.
886
00:49:12,817 --> 00:49:14,586
I don't know
what's got into you.
887
00:49:14,621 --> 00:49:18,029
It's the same blue eye
but a different attitude.
888
00:49:18,064 --> 00:49:20,955
A very, very cheeky robot.
889
00:49:20,990 --> 00:49:22,396
Cheeky?
890
00:49:22,431 --> 00:49:23,793
Cheeky, yes.
891
00:49:23,828 --> 00:49:26,598
-Cheeky bot.
-Cheeky bot?
892
00:49:27,832 --> 00:49:29,502
Cheeky bot sit
in the front, Brian.
893
00:49:29,537 --> 00:49:31,240
Stop saying "front."
894
00:49:31,275 --> 00:49:33,473
Front, front, front,
front, front,
895
00:49:33,508 --> 00:49:36,080
front, front,
front, front, front.
896
00:49:39,910 --> 00:49:42,152
-Are we there yet?
-No.
897
00:49:42,187 --> 00:49:44,682
If you're good,
I'll take you to the lake.
898
00:49:44,717 --> 00:49:46,321
-- Lake?
-Yes.
899
00:49:46,356 --> 00:49:48,191
I need to quickly stop
at the shop, okay?
900
00:49:48,226 --> 00:49:50,490
-I'll come as well
and say hello. -No, you won't.
901
00:49:50,525 --> 00:49:53,922
You've got to stay in the truck
and keep your head down.
902
00:49:53,957 --> 00:49:56,826
Can we go to
the swimming pool, Brian?
903
00:49:56,861 --> 00:49:59,433
- Swimming pool?
There is no swimming pool.
904
00:49:59,468 --> 00:50:01,237
Can we go to the airport?
905
00:50:01,272 --> 00:50:03,140
There is no airport.
906
00:50:03,175 --> 00:50:04,933
Can we go to the zoo, Brian?
907
00:50:04,968 --> 00:50:06,473
There is no zoo.
908
00:50:06,508 --> 00:50:09,509
There's a kennels.
That's just dogs.
909
00:50:10,314 --> 00:50:12,809
-- Dogs?
-Yes, dogs.
910
00:50:13,779 --> 00:50:15,350
Right.
911
00:50:15,385 --> 00:50:17,220
I won't be long, okay?
912
00:50:17,255 --> 00:50:20,091
Don't do anything. Right?
913
00:50:53,951 --> 00:50:55,555
Hello.
914
00:50:58,021 --> 00:50:59,988
I am Charles Petrescu.
915
00:51:00,023 --> 00:51:02,100
Who are you, please?
916
00:51:02,894 --> 00:51:04,663
H-Hazel.
917
00:51:04,698 --> 00:51:07,666
Well, it's very nice
to meet you, Hazel.
918
00:51:08,933 --> 00:51:10,834
What, uh...
919
00:51:10,869 --> 00:51:12,209
What are you?
920
00:51:12,244 --> 00:51:14,904
I am Charles Petrescu.
921
00:51:15,775 --> 00:51:18,413
Do you live in the fields
with the sheep?
922
00:51:18,448 --> 00:51:21,713
No, I live in the village
with my mum and a parrot.
923
00:51:21,748 --> 00:51:26,421
- an exotic jungle bird
known for its flamboyant colors.
924
00:51:26,456 --> 00:51:29,655
Characteristic features include
a strong, curved bill.
925
00:51:29,690 --> 00:51:31,591
- Yes, he's green,
and he's got red shoul...
926
00:51:31,626 --> 00:51:35,199
- Did you know
the most important components
927
00:51:35,234 --> 00:51:37,762
of most parrots' diets
are seeds?
928
00:51:39,370 --> 00:51:41,139
Please don't tell anyone.
929
00:51:42,274 --> 00:51:45,539
-Please.
-I-I won't. I won't.
930
00:51:45,574 --> 00:51:47,101
What is he?
931
00:51:47,136 --> 00:51:48,476
A robot.
932
00:51:48,511 --> 00:51:50,247
I am Charles Petrescu.
933
00:51:50,282 --> 00:51:52,106
Did you build him, Brian?
934
00:51:52,141 --> 00:51:53,844
Yeah.
935
00:51:53,879 --> 00:51:56,451
- We're going
to the lake for a walk.
936
00:51:56,486 --> 00:51:57,881
Oh, I-I'm... I'm sorry.
937
00:51:57,916 --> 00:51:59,454
-I didn't mean to...
-- No, no, no, no.
938
00:51:59,489 --> 00:52:01,148
I'm sorry.
No, we're-we're just going...
939
00:52:01,183 --> 00:52:02,688
we were just going for
a mooch about. Charles.
940
00:52:02,723 --> 00:52:04,525
Is Hazel coming?
941
00:52:07,156 --> 00:52:08,595
No.
942
00:52:08,630 --> 00:52:11,092
- You should ask her
to come to the lake.
943
00:52:11,127 --> 00:52:12,698
Very busy.
944
00:52:13,569 --> 00:52:16,163
- She doesn't look
like she is busy.
945
00:52:16,198 --> 00:52:18,605
She'll want to come to the lake.
946
00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:20,244
Uh...
947
00:52:23,139 --> 00:52:24,809
Do you want to?
948
00:52:24,844 --> 00:52:26,250
Do you want to come?
949
00:52:26,285 --> 00:52:29,550
Well, is that all right?
950
00:52:34,326 --> 00:52:36,392
- How did you know
how to build him?
951
00:52:36,427 --> 00:52:39,153
I wouldn't know where to start.
952
00:52:39,188 --> 00:52:41,529
Don't know.
Just start at the beginning
953
00:52:41,564 --> 00:52:43,696
and use your imagination,
I suppose.
954
00:52:45,194 --> 00:52:47,370
- Would you like a game
of "kick the stone," Brian?
955
00:52:47,405 --> 00:52:49,867
- No, no, no,
I'm talking to Hazel now, okay?
956
00:52:49,902 --> 00:52:51,803
All right?
957
00:52:51,838 --> 00:52:53,508
Oh.
958
00:52:53,543 --> 00:52:55,345
-Sorry.
959
00:52:55,380 --> 00:52:58,447
It's so nice to be out.
960
00:52:58,482 --> 00:53:00,746
I hardly ever see you
around town.
961
00:53:00,781 --> 00:53:02,649
I'm-I'm quite busy.
962
00:53:02,684 --> 00:53:04,255
Yeah. Busy bee.
963
00:53:04,290 --> 00:53:05,586
Busy bee. Busy beaver.
964
00:53:05,621 --> 00:53:08,292
-Busy beaver.
965
00:53:12,694 --> 00:53:14,232
Brian.
966
00:53:15,059 --> 00:53:17,466
Charles, don't put your...
Sorry.
967
00:53:17,501 --> 00:53:19,402
Charles, don't put your feet
in the water.
968
00:53:19,437 --> 00:53:21,437
I want to swim across the lake
969
00:53:21,472 --> 00:53:23,032
and check out the other side.
970
00:53:23,067 --> 00:53:25,166
- Don't be ridiculous,
swim across the lake.
971
00:53:25,201 --> 00:53:26,706
-You'd sink.
-I would not.
972
00:53:26,741 --> 00:53:28,477
You can't go for a swim.
973
00:53:28,512 --> 00:53:30,380
We're going for walkie-walkies.
974
00:53:30,415 --> 00:53:32,349
You and Hazel can do your thing,
975
00:53:32,384 --> 00:53:34,318
-and I'll do my thing.
-No. Come on.
976
00:53:34,353 --> 00:53:35,847
It's not fair.
977
00:53:35,882 --> 00:53:38,949
- Life's not fair.
Now, over here. Come on.
978
00:53:38,984 --> 00:53:41,017
Hoopla!
979
00:53:41,052 --> 00:53:42,392
Come on.
980
00:53:42,427 --> 00:53:44,053
-Sorry.
981
00:53:44,088 --> 00:53:46,363
His toes get all wet and...
982
00:53:47,663 --> 00:53:50,367
I can't believe you made him.
983
00:53:50,402 --> 00:53:52,567
You should show him to people.
984
00:53:52,602 --> 00:53:53,997
Why not?
985
00:53:54,032 --> 00:53:55,801
Uh...
986
00:53:55,836 --> 00:53:57,539
Well, I'm impressed.
987
00:53:59,268 --> 00:54:00,707
Thanks.
988
00:54:03,877 --> 00:54:05,679
Thanks for inviting me.
989
00:54:06,484 --> 00:54:08,781
-That's all right.
990
00:54:09,652 --> 00:54:12,180
You should come here more often.
991
00:54:12,215 --> 00:54:14,886
Think I will.
992
00:54:14,921 --> 00:54:17,790
♪ ♪
993
00:54:31,707 --> 00:54:33,938
Right. Home.
994
00:54:37,273 --> 00:54:38,811
-All right?
-I better go.
995
00:54:38,846 --> 00:54:40,681
Yeah. Better go.
996
00:54:41,585 --> 00:54:43,816
-Bye, Charles.
-- Yeah.
997
00:54:43,851 --> 00:54:46,016
-Bye.
-Yeah.
998
00:54:47,657 --> 00:54:49,052
Hazel?
999
00:54:50,286 --> 00:54:52,396
Can I have a word?
1000
00:54:54,433 --> 00:54:58,061
Uh, I hope I'm not
overstepping the mark here,
1001
00:54:58,096 --> 00:55:01,801
but you know what I said to you
about the... at the lake,
1002
00:55:01,836 --> 00:55:05,442
about maybe you should
come here more often?
1003
00:55:05,477 --> 00:55:07,378
Well, wh-what I wanted
to say was...
1004
00:55:07,413 --> 00:55:09,413
And I didn't say it.
I should have said it.
1005
00:55:09,448 --> 00:55:11,272
Typical me.
1006
00:55:11,307 --> 00:55:12,845
What I wanted to say was
1007
00:55:12,880 --> 00:55:16,948
maybe we should
come here more often?
1008
00:55:16,983 --> 00:55:19,148
We? Uh...
1009
00:55:19,183 --> 00:55:21,018
Not here. The lake.
1010
00:55:22,252 --> 00:55:23,922
Okay.
1011
00:55:23,957 --> 00:55:25,352
-Ooh.
-Bye.
1012
00:55:25,387 --> 00:55:26,694
Bye.
1013
00:55:26,729 --> 00:55:28,795
♪ ♪
1014
00:55:38,004 --> 00:55:38,970
♪ ♪
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