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Kane is in the building, nigga...
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Who are the real-world Illuminati ?
Find out @ saveanilluminati.com
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Now tell me how you love it
You know you at the top
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When only heaven's right above it,
we on
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'Cause we on
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Who else is really trying to fuck
with Hollywood Cole?
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I'm with Marley G, bro
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Flying Holly Grove chicks
to my Hollywood shows
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And I wanna tell you something
that you probably should know
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This that
Slumdog Millionaire Bollywood flow
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And...
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My real friends never hearing from me
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Fake friends write the wrong
answers on the mirror for me
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That's why I pick and choose
I don't get shit confused
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Don't like my women single
I like my chicks in twos
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And these days
all the girls is down to roll
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I hit the strip club
and all them bitches find the pole
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Plus, I been sippin'
So this shit is movin' kinda slow
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Just tell my girl to tell her friend
that it's time to go
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Thank you.
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Dilate your asshole.
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How you boys feeling?
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Beware of Strasmores bearing gifts.
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Quite sure that's not
how the saying goes, Bret.
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You know,
when they give you a new kidney,
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they leave the old one inside of you,
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so it's like a shitty used car
permanently parked
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on the overgrown lawn on your life.
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Well, at least you have a brother
who was willing to give you one.
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I mean, that's some
30 for 30 shit right there.
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Yeah, willing? He sold it to me
for two million fucking bucks.
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One point eight, you cheap fuck.
And guess what? It wasn't worth it.
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Okay. Well, the storyjust became
a lot less uplifting, boys.
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What do you want, Spencer?
What do you want?
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And please do not tell me you're here
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looking for a bailout
for that surf nightmare
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you sunk yourselves into.
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No, I have come here to offer you
an opportunity to become media titans.
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On the public access channel
you inherited?
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Fish tanks.
I've seen fish tanks more riveting.
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Exactly,
which is why I'm rebranding it,
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and we are gonna pivot
back to football.
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You think you can buy NFL rights?
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No. The NFL ratings
are taking a nosedive.
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But you know what's not?
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- Mommy porn?
- College football, Bret.
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You should see somebody about that.
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- So which college?
- USC.
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Pac-12 deal is ending,
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and we're gonna lock them down
with a bid they can't refuse.
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And how much are "we" planning to bid?
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Two hundred over 10 years.
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Oh, come on.
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Million? $200 million?
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That's the deal you flew out here
to dazzle us with?
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- Where is the upside?
- The upside is
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a billion-dollar secret
that I have been sitting on
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about the big, bright future
of their program.
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- Go on.
- Yeah, go on.
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What if I told you that
the greatest athlete on the planet
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is gonna shock the world
with his decision.
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Oh, LeBron is going back to college.
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No, this is a new king.
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And guess how many people
know where he's headed.
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- Just you?
- Yeah, and it's gonna stay that way.
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Billion-dollar insider info
right now, boys.
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Wow.
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That is flopping around in the mud.
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I knew you were dirty.
I didn't know you were this dirty.
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Well, no dirtier than the NCAA, Bret.
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You're not worried about
betting your name and future
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on the word of a teenager?
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Look at my face. Do I look worried?
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The lawyer will be in touch
while I vet.
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Now get out.
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Like you both more
when you're medicated.
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I need that. I need to go... Okay.
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Go deep. Go deep.
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Yeah, well, whose brilliant idea
was it to get them fried chicken
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like they're pigeons in a park?
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Oh, because I'm black
I'm supposed to know about chicken?
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Jesse, hey,
you have that spreadsheet?
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Okay, yeah, I need one minute, too.
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Nobody listens to me around here.
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More like everybody's
tired of listening to your ass.
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I'm sorry, but we no longer rep...
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Hold on!
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Put that fucking call on hold.
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Who do we no longer rep,
and who is that on the phone?
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It's Yanni from Nike.
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He's calling about Nyjah's avail
for a new campaign.
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Give me that. Give me that!
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Hey, Yanni, my man.
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It's Joe Krutel.
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Joe! Joey! We know each other?
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I'm the new creative director
and owner of Sports X.
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Um, how can I help you?
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- What do you need?
- I gotta get with Nyjah.
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I got an idea for a dope new
SB campaign, but I gotta move quick.
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Is he around and avail?
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Oh, God, unfortunately,
that's both great and awful.
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He's not.
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He had a death in the family.
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- No!
- Yeah.
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- You know his Weimaraner, Bobby?
- Not Bobby!
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Yeah. Bobby got hit
by a garbage truck.
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- He is no more.
- Dude! That's awful.
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Maybe I can send him something.
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No. I don't think you should.
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It'll only reopen the wounds.
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- Know what I mean?
- Fuck! I feel bad for the kid.
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And the dog.
But, look, I gotta jump, all right?
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I gotta chase down
another piece of talent.
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Well, okay,
maybe I can help with that.
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Who else you got?
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What if you do less of
a star-centric face campaign,
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and it's more
about a cultural revolution,
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- a whole clique.
- Okay, what clique?
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Illegal Civilization.
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Come on, man. Those kids are animals.
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You know they upper-decked
the Puma offices
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when Lance brought them in
for a general?
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Well, that was before we put them
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through our specialized
finishing school.
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- No shit?
- For real.
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I would not lie to you.
You're too important to our business.
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Are they around for a meet?
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Yeah. Why don't you come
by the office today.
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- I'm already there, Joe.
- Great.
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Boom!
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Okay. Can I have my phone back?
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I can't. I just shot it
into a million pieces.
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Damn, son!
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What, you grow webs on your feet
or something?
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You smashed your own PB.
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Just motivated by the money, Pops.
Same as always.
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That better be all that's pushing you.
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What'd you say?
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I'm just saying what I'm saying.
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My body's a temple.
Always has been, always will be, Pops.
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Baby. Come on. Get ready.
We got a barbecue with the Whites.
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Now, why has it always
gotta be about race, sweetie?
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No, Pops, that's their name.
The Whites. The Whites' barbecue?
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We barbecuing white folks now?
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You better get you
some of that spicy-ass rub,
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'cause you know that white meat
ain't as flavorful
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- as this dark meat, baby.
- Who says you even rolling?
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Come on, man. You gotta let me go!
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Who the hell are the Whites anyway?
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Some tech dude. Made an app
that matches dogs for play dates.
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So like Tinder for dogs?
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Yeah, but they always down to fuck.
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Damn, man! People keep
stealing all my good ideas!
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For real! This is bullshit.
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Sounds like those skate brats
are running you ragged, huh?
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Dude, it's like herding stoned cats.
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If I could track down
these little fuckers,
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at least the payoff will be worth it.
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You know, Joseph, it sounds
like you found your calling.
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My God, I hope not.
How'd it go with the brothers?
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It's all good.
They just texted me they are in.
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Money in the bank and ready to play.
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That's great news.
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Meanwhile, I'll be here, steering
the ship away from the iceberg.
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Hey! No, no, no.
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Those aren't the new design.
Take them back.
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- Throw those out.
- Be the iceberg, Joseph.
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- Be the iceberg.
- What does that even mean?
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Well, it means, um...
I don't know what the fuck it means.
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I can tell you this.
When it's all said and done,
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you and I are gonna raise a glass,
my friend.
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I don't drink anymore. I quit.
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- I'm kidding.
- Hold on.
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- No, don't put me on...
- ...unparalleled talents.
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While it's not official,
an anonymous source confirmed to us
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that Quincy Crawford
has made a verbal commitment
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to play for the Buckeyes.
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- Yeah!
- All right!
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Hey, shut the fuck up!
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This is a huge win for Ohio State...
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- Yo, who this?
- You know who this is.
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- Where the hell you been?
- Just getting dirty on these ATVs.
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You gotta come try it next time.
It'll get you right. What up?
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Ohio State, Q. Ohio State.
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- That's what up.
- Oh, that.
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Yeah. I guess I told them
what they wanted to hear,
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like everyone else
who flashing me love.
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- You feel me?
- Everyone who?
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Not you. But Unc,
I met LeBron at The Shoe.
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This dude's mad charming.
I mean, he still text me.
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What am I supposed to do?
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You don't say no to the King.
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Yes, Q, you do. In this case,
you say no. You say, "Hell, no."
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Look, I told him I'd love to go there
before you came back
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on the scene with all
your suss-ass deals and shit.
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But that's old news. Last I heard,
we're waiting till Signing Day.
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Shit, they must have
heard about our trip to USC
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- and leaked it.
- That's fucked.
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Yes, it is, Q. Massively. All right?
It's about to sink our deal.
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Do you understand that?
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This is your money
we're talking about.
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You wanted me in on this deal. I'm in.
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But if you got loose ends
you gotta take care of,
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you gotta take care of them.
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Hear me?
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We gotta make a quick stop
to Columbus.
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Oh, yeah. Mmm!
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So were you in the league, too?
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- Yeah, CFL. It's in Canadia.
- Oh, really?
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We just bought a lake house
in Vancouver.
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- Word?
- Yeah.
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You and Ricky are welcome anytime.
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Thank you?
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But is it all isolated?
Like no one can hear you scream?
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You see, most people don't realize
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that all of the energy's generated
from the lower body
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and that you gotta sort of explode
from the hips.
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Well, now I can see where
your handsome son gets it from.
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Oh, honey, I only gave him half of it.
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He's only been in for a year.
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- We have to give him time.
- Right.
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I mean, sure, Trump is an eccentric,
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but so were so many
of our great leaders.
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Okay. Imagine if Lincoln had Twitter.
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What?
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Or Teddy Roosevelt had Snapchat.
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But he is moving us forward,
and the rest is just noise.
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I just mean you have to look at
what he's doing for people like us.
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- Like us?
- Yeah!
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Yeah, like us.
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Yeah, successful, self-made Americans.
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Hey, don't hate us for
wanting to keep our money, right?
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Yeah, come on. We work hard.
We got rich as fuck
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on the backs
of our own sweat and tears,
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and he wants to let people like us
keep the fruits of our labor.
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I think that's something
that the whole country can get behind.
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Lookit, we didn't ask
for any handouts.
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We did it by grinding it out.
So can everybody else.
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Yeah, I can see the calluses
on your hands.
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See, that's what I love
about you, Rick.
241
00:11:10,712 --> 00:11:13,045
You get it. A lot of you don't.
242
00:11:14,090 --> 00:11:16,457
- Hmm!
- I get it. You got me.
243
00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:19,877
Ricky Jerret is exactly who he needs.
244
00:11:21,931 --> 00:11:24,014
What? No, you gotta speak up.
245
00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:26,934
Sounds like you got
bad reception up your ass.
246
00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:29,373
Why don't you hit me back
once you pull your head out of it.
247
00:11:29,397 --> 00:11:30,513
Jerk.
248
00:11:30,607 --> 00:11:33,065
- There she is. Hey, baby.
- Hey, baby.
249
00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:34,962
You couldn't pick your wife up
from the airport?
250
00:11:34,986 --> 00:11:36,672
Mother of your child,
Queen of your kingdom?
251
00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,437
Listen. I wanted to pick you up.
252
00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:40,739
It's just that Gurley's vampire
of an agent
253
00:11:40,825 --> 00:11:42,987
just called to renegotiate
his contract a year early.
254
00:11:43,077 --> 00:11:44,318
Just got things all shaken up.
255
00:11:44,412 --> 00:11:46,529
Yeah?
Well, the 405 got me shook. Okay?
256
00:11:46,623 --> 00:11:47,864
It can do that.
257
00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:49,243
Hey, hey, hey.
258
00:11:49,334 --> 00:11:51,451
You matter. It's okay.
259
00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:53,460
I should have picked you up.
I know that.
260
00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:55,378
- Yeah, you should have.
- Now, Mrs. Greane,
261
00:11:55,465 --> 00:11:58,674
can you please
formally accept my apology?
262
00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:01,711
- Yes, I do.
- Okay. Thank you.
263
00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:05,464
I'm only gonna be in LA one night
before I go to my conference in Vegas.
264
00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:07,299
Today was supposed to be about us.
265
00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:08,884
I know. I see all of it.
266
00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:11,311
It's just that I have
to do this one thing, okay?
267
00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:15,641
It's not gonna take forever.
How about you go get a massage?
268
00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:17,476
And then maybe you hit the shops?
269
00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:19,890
By then, I'll be done.
I'll come make it up to you tonight.
270
00:12:20,031 --> 00:12:21,317
- How's that sound?
- Okay.
271
00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:22,488
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
272
00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:26,114
Give me some of that.
I love you, my Queen.
273
00:12:26,204 --> 00:12:28,787
Love you, my King. All right. Bye.
274
00:12:39,342 --> 00:12:41,880
What the fuck are those, slippers?
275
00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:43,927
These are driving shoes, motherfucker.
276
00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:45,675
They're Ferragamos.
277
00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:48,015
Yeah, driving to tell the police
you saw everything.
278
00:12:49,018 --> 00:12:51,431
These shits grip the pedal
with precision traction
279
00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:54,480
while offering masculine
fashion-forward accents
280
00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:56,898
and a bespoke European fit.
281
00:12:57,151 --> 00:12:59,063
- "Bespoke"?
- Look it up.
282
00:12:59,529 --> 00:13:01,441
Yo! Roscoe's is here!
283
00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:03,523
- What's up, fellows?
- Get out of my way.
284
00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:05,111
Sit down, bitch.
285
00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:07,443
Oh, shit! You're back.
286
00:13:07,662 --> 00:13:09,028
Yeah, we're back.
287
00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:10,988
That's crazy. Nobody ever comes back.
288
00:13:11,082 --> 00:13:13,620
Well, we're not
fucking nobodies, Aramis.
289
00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:15,562
We're the guys
who are gonna make your asses rich.
290
00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:17,373
Oh, yeah? How you gonna do that?
291
00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:20,672
Well, for starters, we got you
a meeting with Nike today.
292
00:13:20,758 --> 00:13:22,590
You ever heard of fucking Nike?
293
00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:25,260
Yeah, they make real fucking sneakers.
294
00:13:25,346 --> 00:13:28,259
Yeah, they're chomping at the bit
to get some of that Illegal Civ magic
295
00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:30,341
all up in them corporate guts.
296
00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:34,645
I mean, yeah. I like what they up to.
Like with SB and all that.
297
00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:36,768
Oh, yeah? Yeah?
You like what they're up to?
298
00:13:36,858 --> 00:13:38,210
You approve of their business model?
299
00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:41,944
All right, good. Unless you wanna be
drinking whatever the fuck that is
300
00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:44,773
and eating your dinner out of cans
when you're my fucking age,
301
00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:48,200
you'll get your shit together
and let us cash you in
302
00:13:48,286 --> 00:13:49,993
before you're yesterday's meme.
303
00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:53,868
I like that. Uncle Fester
came to play today. Okay.
304
00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:56,541
- Every damn day.
- Yeah.
305
00:13:57,795 --> 00:13:59,502
What the fuck is that shit?
306
00:14:01,299 --> 00:14:02,415
What, you don't like E&J?
307
00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:04,625
E&J? I like B&J.
308
00:14:04,719 --> 00:14:06,335
This is like fucking pee and J.
309
00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:10,130
We're sending a car at 4:00.
310
00:14:10,224 --> 00:14:12,261
Make sure you're fucking ready.
311
00:14:17,732 --> 00:14:19,769
It must be weird, huh?
312
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,225
Being retired at such a young age.
313
00:14:21,319 --> 00:14:23,652
Well, I might surprise you
on that front.
314
00:14:23,738 --> 00:14:25,024
Seriously?
315
00:14:25,156 --> 00:14:27,364
Oh.
316
00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:30,659
Breaking news.
All right, hey, lips are sealed.
317
00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:34,496
Uh-oh. Somebody call Jerry Jones.
318
00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:36,323
We got a kneeler!
319
00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:37,749
Dude.
320
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:41,203
- Let's respect the movement, okay?
- The movement.
321
00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:43,960
You got a problem with athletes
speaking their mind or something?
322
00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:47,339
No, not on their own time.
Just don't drag the flag into it.
323
00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:48,794
Y'all made it about the flag.
324
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,129
Who's "y'all"?
325
00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:51,589
All right, easy.
326
00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:54,265
I do have a serious question,
though, for you.
327
00:14:54,435 --> 00:14:57,519
If you go back out there,
you gonna kneel?
328
00:14:58,064 --> 00:15:00,209
Listen, do me a favor, all right?
Let's change the subject,
329
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:01,269
- okay, fellows?
- Wait.
330
00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:02,941
Are you a politician now? Come on.
331
00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:04,713
- We're all on the same level here.
- Ricky.
332
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,194
You can tell us. Come on.
333
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:08,112
- Shit.
- You would.
334
00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:10,278
- You totally would!
- You're gonna kneel!
335
00:15:10,368 --> 00:15:11,984
- I knew it!
- You would fucking kneel!
336
00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:14,445
You damn right
I'd kneel, motherfucker!
337
00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:16,739
And I'd kneel every Sunday.
Know I'm saying? Fuck Trump!
338
00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:18,407
Fuck that racist-ass bitch!
339
00:15:18,543 --> 00:15:20,205
- Whoa! Holy shit.
- Okay, that's...
340
00:15:20,294 --> 00:15:23,082
Listen, man, you gotta respect
the office, Ricky.
341
00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:25,292
- Where's our respect?
- He's your president too, man.
342
00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:26,957
Where the fuck is our respect, huh?
343
00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:28,946
- What are you talking about?
- My people. That's right!
344
00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:30,197
- I'm sorry. Excuse me.
- My people!
345
00:15:30,221 --> 00:15:31,462
This is not about race!
346
00:15:31,556 --> 00:15:34,390
My mother raised me,
a single mother on welfare.
347
00:15:34,475 --> 00:15:36,216
Government cheese and white bread.
348
00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:40,054
And I'm here because I got
some assistance when I needed it.
349
00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:42,140
Okay, you're an exception.
350
00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:45,768
Yeah, that's right. I am an exception.
So fuck you.
351
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:03,077
- What's up, brother?
- Where are you?
352
00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:05,500
Oh, sunny SoCal.
353
00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:08,590
Yeah, me too.
You got a minute to link up later?
354
00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:10,542
Know what? I don't.
I'm slammed right now.
355
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:11,916
Is it important, or can it wait?
356
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,132
I'm just curious.
357
00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:15,617
Look, I don't judge you
for that curiosity, brother.
358
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:17,883
No, I'm not curious
about myself, Strasmore.
359
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,537
I'm curious about you
and the Andersons.
360
00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:21,975
Word on the street is that
they're trying to make a deal
361
00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:23,350
for USC's TV rights.
362
00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:25,395
You know anything about that?
363
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:26,692
No, not a thing.
364
00:16:26,777 --> 00:16:28,755
You know, but, look, those guys
have their own agenda,
365
00:16:28,779 --> 00:16:30,779
and you don't need me
to tell you what color it is.
366
00:16:31,032 --> 00:16:33,365
- Where'd you hear that from, anyway?
- Dan Davis.
367
00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:37,990
- Fuck.
- Say something. 'Cause Dan did.
368
00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,571
He asked me what I thought about you.
369
00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:41,452
I vouched. I told him you were solid.
370
00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:44,626
- Yeah? Well, I appreciate that.
- I told him you were a stand-up guy.
371
00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:46,829
But, obviously, I lied.
372
00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:50,541
You got your nose buried in a new pile
but on a different coast.
373
00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:54,470
You know, with you,
the story is always the fucking same.
374
00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:57,889
I just better not hear the name
"Quincy Crawford" mentioned.
375
00:16:57,975 --> 00:17:00,012
Hey, come on.
I wouldn't do that to you, J.
376
00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:03,345
Let me remind you, just in case
you are having memory problems,
377
00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:04,680
which you so clearly are,
378
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,975
he better come out
of this thing clean,
379
00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:09,856
or I am coming for you, big man.
380
00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:22,497
Hey. Thanks for seeing me
on such short notice.
381
00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:24,620
Any time, Mr. Strasmore.
382
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:27,418
We're always happy to have
a legend in these halls,
383
00:17:27,505 --> 00:17:29,608
even if they did choose
the wrong school back in the day.
384
00:17:29,632 --> 00:17:32,545
- Well, you live and learn, right?
- You do. You do. Have a seat, please.
385
00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:34,046
- Thank you, Tom.
- Please.
386
00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:37,220
Sorry Urban couldn't make it,
but he's out rustling the bushes,
387
00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:38,763
- if you know what I mean.
- I do.
388
00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:40,841
Left me in charge of the nuthouse.
389
00:17:40,935 --> 00:17:42,801
Right, well, I'll make it quick, Todd.
390
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,682
I'm here on behalf of Quincy Crawford.
391
00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:46,434
Oh. You're friends?
392
00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:48,060
Well, I'm his uncle.
393
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:49,725
Really? Uncle Spencer?
394
00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:52,357
- "Uncle Spency."
- Oh.
395
00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:54,062
Well, Q's family is our family.
396
00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:57,115
Well, I'm happy to hear that
because any time you hear bad news,
397
00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:58,845
you always wanna hear it
from somebody you love.
398
00:17:58,869 --> 00:18:00,861
- Am I right?
- Excuse me?
399
00:18:00,955 --> 00:18:02,617
Todd, I'm gonna shoot
straight with you.
400
00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:05,700
Like LeBron, Q is gonna
take his talents elsewhere.
401
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:08,752
He's looking for a more suitable
environment in terms of his education,
402
00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:10,295
and he needs to be closer to home.
403
00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:12,209
Is that right?
404
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:13,336
Sad to say, it is.
405
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:15,133
He feels terrible
about this whole thing,
406
00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:17,427
and, you know, under it all,
he's just a shy kid
407
00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:19,783
who doesn't wanna disappoint anybody,
so he asked me to come up here
408
00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:22,345
and see you face-to-face
to deliver the news.
409
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:26,099
Well, I'm sorry to hear it,
and Urban will be even more sorry.
410
00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:28,601
Tell Urban that Saban
was even sorrier,
411
00:18:28,691 --> 00:18:29,807
but there's only one kid
412
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:31,141
- to go around, right?
- Hmm.
413
00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:36,696
Well, thanks for coming by
to let us know in person.
414
00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:39,525
- All right.
- We are sad to lose him
415
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:41,702
but understand these things
416
00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:44,450
are personal matters,
and there's so much to consider.
417
00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:47,157
Look, Todd, I'm sorry
to be the bearer of bad news,
418
00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:49,243
but I'm really happy
we have a good understanding.
419
00:18:49,337 --> 00:18:51,124
Of course. Jeannie
will make sure you have
420
00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:52,608
the proper directions to the airport.
421
00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:54,373
I'm good, flying private. Thank you.
422
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:57,960
Oh, right! Yeah, you Miami boys
love your bling. Am I right?
423
00:19:06,729 --> 00:19:09,972
We know you're looking
for targeted saturation
424
00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:13,025
and a truly grassroots campaign.
425
00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:14,772
Well, these kids...
426
00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:16,318
Uh...
427
00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:20,820
These kids come ready with that
target demographic following.
428
00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:24,779
We're bringing you
ready-made, authentic vibe.
429
00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:27,239
I mean, you can't manufacture
this in a marketing lab.
430
00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:29,373
- Authenticity is key.
- Yeah.
431
00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:30,621
We're still wiping the yolk
432
00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:32,998
from our face
from the Bella Hadid campaign.
433
00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:35,171
I liked that campaign.
434
00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:38,091
Reggie, we did too,
but the people spoke,
435
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,918
and when they speak, we listen.
436
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:41,844
- Oh, man.
- Yo, Ryder, you good?
437
00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:44,514
- I don't think so.
- Do you guys need a break?
438
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,216
- Fuck, fuck.
- You all right, man?
439
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:47,551
It's fine. It's fine.
440
00:19:47,645 --> 00:19:49,414
They just had too many
Red Bulls, I think. Is that...
441
00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:51,078
I think I'm gonna...
442
00:19:52,066 --> 00:19:53,102
Man!
443
00:19:53,776 --> 00:19:56,860
What the fuck?
444
00:19:57,405 --> 00:19:58,941
What the fuck?
445
00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:01,490
No, no, no. Come on. Guys, guys, guys.
446
00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:08,246
Oh, what the fuck?
447
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,283
Come on!
448
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:13,581
Oh, no!
449
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,160
What the hell's the matter with you?
450
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,032
You trying to get your ass
kicked out the neighborhood
451
00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:25,217
before you even get settled?
452
00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:26,535
Yeah, I'd like to see them try that.
453
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:29,142
Our baby has to go to school
with their kids, Ricky.
454
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:30,935
You ever think about that?
455
00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:33,263
I have to see these people
every damn day.
456
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:35,853
- Shit, why can't you just be polite?
- Fuck being polite!
457
00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:38,255
That man was talking to me like
I ain't got no love for my community.
458
00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:39,815
This is your community, boy!
459
00:20:40,448 --> 00:20:43,282
You're clearly gonna have
to up your dosage, Ricky.
460
00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:44,650
I mean, you're acting erratic.
461
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,952
You're emotional.
It's like you got a shorter fuse.
462
00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:48,528
You my damn shrink now too, man?
463
00:20:48,622 --> 00:20:49,808
You wouldn't know a fucking shrink
464
00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:51,949
if it jumped out the ocean
and bit you on your dick!
465
00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:54,159
All right, look, calm down.
466
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:56,540
Baby, things are different here,
all right?
467
00:20:56,630 --> 00:20:58,838
Sometimes we gotta keep
our causes to ourselves.
468
00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:00,881
We're not asking you
to change how you feel.
469
00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:02,175
I can't believe y'all!
470
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,593
You wanna end up like Kaep.
471
00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:05,386
Well, that man led a movement.
472
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:08,093
What are people gonna remember me for?
473
00:21:08,184 --> 00:21:09,425
Or you, old man?
474
00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:14,229
Look, a legacy is earned on the field,
in the grass between the chains,
475
00:21:14,315 --> 00:21:16,102
not by running your goddamn mouth.
476
00:21:16,192 --> 00:21:18,434
So shut it before it costs you
more than you can cover.
477
00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:20,519
Baby, we support you, just...
478
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:22,479
Just not really, though.
479
00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:27,367
I told you he was sensitive.
480
00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:29,945
- TTD, shut the fuck up.
- Every time.
481
00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:49,597
Hey, baby.
482
00:21:49,683 --> 00:21:51,015
Hey.
483
00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:53,601
Look what I got.
484
00:21:53,687 --> 00:21:55,929
Look at this! Couldn't you just die?
485
00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:59,061
Damn, baby, you leave anything
up in the stores?
486
00:21:59,276 --> 00:22:01,036
You probably ran
through Kiki's college fund.
487
00:22:01,070 --> 00:22:02,950
Boy, please, you know
she getting a scholarship.
488
00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:06,652
Plus, I had to do something
with all my unexpected free time.
489
00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:08,028
I'm sorry, baby.
490
00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:11,574
But it just doesn't stop!
491
00:22:11,914 --> 00:22:16,079
The contracts, the emails,
this guy's ego, that guy's torn ACL.
492
00:22:16,210 --> 00:22:18,623
- Popcorn vendors...
- You need to relax.
493
00:22:18,712 --> 00:22:21,420
I can't. I can't do it.
494
00:22:24,802 --> 00:22:28,716
You know, I just feel like
I'm failing everybody
495
00:22:28,806 --> 00:22:30,263
all the time.
496
00:22:31,433 --> 00:22:35,302
The organization, the players,
my friends,
497
00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:38,430
and most importantly, you and Kiki.
498
00:22:39,149 --> 00:22:40,765
Why would you say that?
499
00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:42,601
Because look at this!
500
00:22:43,404 --> 00:22:44,815
Is this our life now?
501
00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:51,110
No, I brought us out here, thinking
I was onto something, you know.
502
00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:53,240
- I thought that...
- What you thought is...
503
00:22:53,330 --> 00:22:55,788
You thought
you were gonna finally be the boss.
504
00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:58,162
You were gonna fulfill your destiny.
505
00:22:58,460 --> 00:23:00,747
Remember when you were
worried about down payments
506
00:23:00,838 --> 00:23:02,830
and GPS add-ons at the dealership?
507
00:23:02,923 --> 00:23:06,087
Yes. Much simpler time.
Doesn't seem so bad now.
508
00:23:06,176 --> 00:23:09,669
You were afraid to fail then,
and now you're afraid to succeed.
509
00:23:10,264 --> 00:23:13,723
Not having you and Kiki out here
is really wearing me down.
510
00:23:14,435 --> 00:23:16,643
I don't know if I can keep doing it.
511
00:23:17,688 --> 00:23:21,181
It's like, sometimes, I feel like
I'm half a man or something.
512
00:23:21,275 --> 00:23:24,484
Oh, Mr. Greane.
You are a lot of things,
513
00:23:25,529 --> 00:23:28,192
but half a man ain't one of them.
514
00:23:28,282 --> 00:23:29,944
- That's a full man.
- Ooh!
515
00:23:31,619 --> 00:23:34,953
Feel this full man of yours
516
00:23:35,623 --> 00:23:36,704
go to work.
517
00:23:36,790 --> 00:23:38,935
- You see Andrew anywhere?
- No. He wasn't out there.
518
00:23:38,959 --> 00:23:40,599
Okay, well,
if that's the case...
519
00:23:42,379 --> 00:23:43,745
Let's clear off this desk...
520
00:23:43,839 --> 00:23:45,400
Got a lot of big-time coaches
521
00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:46,818
grinning ear-to-ear in anticipation
522
00:23:46,842 --> 00:23:47,944
of the season. I...
523
00:23:47,968 --> 00:23:49,584
Julian, what can I do for you?
524
00:23:49,678 --> 00:23:52,091
The kid's incredible.
525
00:23:52,181 --> 00:23:53,467
He's once in a generation.
526
00:23:53,557 --> 00:23:56,220
I made it 250
to take it off the table.
527
00:23:56,936 --> 00:23:58,973
Smart move. You won't regret it.
528
00:23:59,688 --> 00:24:01,395
- J, I gotta run.
- No...
529
00:24:22,503 --> 00:24:24,540
Evening, Mr. Strasmore.
530
00:24:27,925 --> 00:24:29,086
Okay.
531
00:24:29,551 --> 00:24:31,008
Is there a problem, Officer?
532
00:24:31,095 --> 00:24:32,836
I sure hope not.
533
00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:35,672
You wanna step out
of the vehicle, Mr. Strasmore?
534
00:24:36,392 --> 00:24:38,224
And why would I want to do that?
535
00:24:38,310 --> 00:24:41,053
Because we asked you so damn nice.
536
00:24:49,613 --> 00:24:51,775
So you think I'd bomb
my own plane, huh?
537
00:24:51,865 --> 00:24:54,403
That's Trigger.
He's not so much on bombs,
538
00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:56,155
but he likes him some drugs.
539
00:24:56,245 --> 00:24:58,157
By that, I mean he likes finding them.
540
00:24:58,247 --> 00:25:00,955
We've had a lot of problems
with private flights
541
00:25:01,041 --> 00:25:03,624
transporting cash
and narcotics lately.
542
00:25:03,711 --> 00:25:06,064
We're just gonna take a little peek
in your rental before you go.
543
00:25:06,088 --> 00:25:07,829
Sure.
544
00:25:13,470 --> 00:25:14,711
I got a script for those.
545
00:25:14,805 --> 00:25:16,717
That's a lot of pills for one man.
546
00:25:16,807 --> 00:25:19,140
That's enough to get an elephant high.
547
00:25:19,893 --> 00:25:21,930
You know, selling those is a felony.
548
00:25:23,272 --> 00:25:24,763
No shit.
549
00:25:42,833 --> 00:25:47,669
Mr. Strasmore. I hear you have
some pill problems.
550
00:25:49,673 --> 00:25:52,666
- Lawyer.
- Oh, that won't be necessary, Spencer.
551
00:25:52,843 --> 00:25:55,051
You don't mind
if I call you Spencer, do you?
552
00:25:55,137 --> 00:25:56,218
Who are you?
553
00:25:56,305 --> 00:25:58,217
My name is Jimmy Dale Pritchard,
554
00:25:58,390 --> 00:26:00,347
but my friends call me JD.
555
00:26:01,018 --> 00:26:02,850
I got a script for those pills, JD.
556
00:26:02,936 --> 00:26:05,053
Oh, I don't care about those pills.
557
00:26:05,147 --> 00:26:07,935
That was just my way of getting
the boys to be able to bring you in
558
00:26:08,025 --> 00:26:10,142
so that we could have a little chat.
559
00:26:10,235 --> 00:26:12,727
I know it was a bit dramatic.
560
00:26:12,821 --> 00:26:17,862
But we wanted to make sure
that we had your undivided attention.
561
00:26:18,535 --> 00:26:19,946
Who's "we"?
562
00:26:20,704 --> 00:26:22,912
Is this your first time in Columbus?
563
00:26:22,998 --> 00:26:26,332
You know, this is a beautiful city
and a great place to go to school.
564
00:26:26,418 --> 00:26:28,876
You know, I met my wife on campus?
565
00:26:28,962 --> 00:26:32,706
Thirty-five years ago.
And we're still going strong.
566
00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:36,339
Hey, now, you may find this
hard to believe,
567
00:26:37,179 --> 00:26:39,045
but I used to play
a little bit myself.
568
00:26:39,139 --> 00:26:41,301
Yeah. I mean,
second string, of course.
569
00:26:41,391 --> 00:26:43,804
But, man, did I have the spirit!
570
00:26:45,229 --> 00:26:49,769
You know the guy Todd
that you spoke to today?
571
00:26:50,109 --> 00:26:54,353
- He was my freshman roommate.
- Ah, so you're a booster.
572
00:26:55,906 --> 00:26:57,488
I hate that word.
573
00:26:58,242 --> 00:27:01,986
I prefer "enthusiastic supporter."
574
00:27:03,747 --> 00:27:06,785
You see, I do all of this
just for the pride of it.
575
00:27:06,875 --> 00:27:09,492
Now, for someone like yourself,
that might be challenging.
576
00:27:09,586 --> 00:27:13,956
But, for some of us,
well, that's enough.
577
00:27:14,925 --> 00:27:16,111
Let me tell you something, JD.
578
00:27:16,135 --> 00:27:17,895
I was only trying to help
my girlfriend's son
579
00:27:17,970 --> 00:27:19,006
make some life decisions.
580
00:27:19,096 --> 00:27:21,509
Maybe that's hard for you to believe,
but it's the truth.
581
00:27:21,598 --> 00:27:22,700
Let me tell you something else.
582
00:27:22,724 --> 00:27:24,160
If I happen to piss
on your Rose Parade,
583
00:27:24,184 --> 00:27:25,662
then you better open up
a goddamn umbrella,
584
00:27:25,686 --> 00:27:27,247
because you sauntering in here,
and this,
585
00:27:27,271 --> 00:27:29,558
and all this bullshit,
doesn't scare me one bit.
586
00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:32,857
That's good. It doesn't scare you.
587
00:27:33,235 --> 00:27:36,148
Well, I got some friends
over at the NCAA
588
00:27:36,697 --> 00:27:39,986
that will have a field day with
putting the fear of God in your heart.
589
00:27:40,075 --> 00:27:41,657
Oh, is that right?
590
00:27:41,827 --> 00:27:44,661
So you gonna go
Old Testament on me, JD?
591
00:27:46,373 --> 00:27:49,286
The kid stays a Buckeye.
592
00:27:51,003 --> 00:27:53,086
Everything goes back to normal,
593
00:27:53,422 --> 00:27:56,165
and life is good for everyone.
594
00:27:57,217 --> 00:28:00,210
And if not, we're coming for you
595
00:28:00,387 --> 00:28:03,221
and everything you got
your dirty little hands in.
596
00:28:04,266 --> 00:28:07,509
And believe me, we know things.
597
00:28:09,062 --> 00:28:11,429
That's right. Look away.
598
00:28:12,482 --> 00:28:13,893
Open four.
599
00:28:25,704 --> 00:28:26,820
Spencer.
600
00:28:28,415 --> 00:28:29,531
Don't forget these.
601
00:28:31,793 --> 00:28:32,874
For your pain.
602
00:28:33,305 --> 00:29:33,732
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