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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,674 --> 00:00:08,994 Kane is in the building, nigga... 2 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:16,074 Who are the real-world Illuminati ? Find out @ saveanilluminati.com 3 00:00:23,273 --> 00:00:25,936 Now tell me how you love it You know you at the top 4 00:00:26,068 --> 00:00:29,812 When only heaven's right above it, we on 5 00:00:30,572 --> 00:00:32,609 'Cause we on 6 00:00:32,741 --> 00:00:35,654 Who else is really trying to fuck with Hollywood Cole? 7 00:00:35,786 --> 00:00:37,197 I'm with Marley G, bro 8 00:00:37,329 --> 00:00:40,413 Flying Holly Grove chicks to my Hollywood shows 9 00:00:40,541 --> 00:00:43,750 And I wanna tell you something that you probably should know 10 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:46,836 This that Slumdog Millionaire Bollywood flow 11 00:00:46,964 --> 00:00:48,080 And... 12 00:00:48,173 --> 00:00:50,335 My real friends never hearing from me 13 00:00:50,425 --> 00:00:53,543 Fake friends write the wrong answers on the mirror for me 14 00:00:53,679 --> 00:00:56,672 That's why I pick and choose I don't get shit confused 15 00:00:56,807 --> 00:00:59,595 Don't like my women single I like my chicks in twos 16 00:01:00,519 --> 00:01:02,727 And these days all the girls is down to roll 17 00:01:02,813 --> 00:01:05,601 I hit the strip club and all them bitches find the pole 18 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:09,313 Plus, I been sippin' So this shit is movin' kinda slow 19 00:01:09,444 --> 00:01:12,107 Just tell my girl to tell her friend that it's time to go 20 00:01:18,287 --> 00:01:20,574 (GIVE IT WHAT YOU CAN PLAYING) 21 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:33,174 - Keep her close, Roberto. - Sure. 22 00:01:39,308 --> 00:01:41,595 (WOMEN LAUGHING) 23 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:03,788 I give it five stars, Tony. Five stars. 24 00:02:08,045 --> 00:02:10,458 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 25 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:22,264 Hey. Come here. How are you doing? 26 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:26,102 Oh, he may be fashionably late, 27 00:02:26,188 --> 00:02:27,554 but our intrepid leader 28 00:02:27,648 --> 00:02:29,890 - does not arrive empty-handed. - (ALL CHEERING) 29 00:02:35,697 --> 00:02:37,905 Are you about to hand us cash or something? 30 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:40,028 Even better. You cannot sip hundies, 31 00:02:40,118 --> 00:02:43,611 so I've been saving these bad boys for a very special occasion. 32 00:02:45,457 --> 00:02:46,914 ALL: Ooh! 33 00:02:50,087 --> 00:02:52,170 Any of you motherfuckers that don't drink wine, 34 00:02:52,255 --> 00:02:53,791 fuck you, you start tonight. 35 00:02:53,924 --> 00:02:55,085 (ALL LAUGHING) 36 00:03:00,389 --> 00:03:01,550 (INAUDIBLE) 37 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:03,677 (LAUGHS) 38 00:03:03,767 --> 00:03:06,225 - (TAPPING GLASS) - Yay. 39 00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:08,219 (ALL CHEERING) 40 00:03:10,607 --> 00:03:14,817 "Go west, young man. Go west." 41 00:03:15,654 --> 00:03:16,690 Why? 42 00:03:16,780 --> 00:03:17,965 What the fuck do you mean, why? 43 00:03:17,989 --> 00:03:20,072 - It's a super-famous quote. - By who? 44 00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:22,199 I don't... Your fucking mother. 45 00:03:22,285 --> 00:03:24,072 - I have no idea. - ALL: Oh! 46 00:03:24,454 --> 00:03:25,990 I don't know. Fucking... 47 00:03:26,081 --> 00:03:27,367 All right, forget it. You go. 48 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:30,521 - All right, all right. - Let's help him out, baby! Here we go! 49 00:03:30,836 --> 00:03:32,623 I can't drop a quote. I'm not that smart. 50 00:03:32,713 --> 00:03:34,955 You're fucking Mensa compared to this table. 51 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:36,401 SPENCER: Let me drop a little knowledge. 52 00:03:36,425 --> 00:03:40,214 With success and self-improvement comes obligation. 53 00:03:40,303 --> 00:03:42,841 - Fact. - And now we know that our brothers, 54 00:03:42,931 --> 00:03:45,093 starting with Mr. Charles Greane, 55 00:03:45,183 --> 00:03:46,823 - the Big Man himself... - Yeah! Last one! 56 00:03:47,477 --> 00:03:48,593 I'm proud of you, brother! 57 00:03:48,687 --> 00:03:50,553 And our other brother, Tricky Ricky Jerret... 58 00:03:50,689 --> 00:03:51,930 (ALL CHEERING) 59 00:03:52,023 --> 00:03:55,357 ...on their long, glorious journey to the other coast, Californ-I-A. 60 00:03:55,444 --> 00:03:57,857 We're just relocating. We're not dying, brother. 61 00:03:57,946 --> 00:04:00,029 So much pressure on me, I feel like I'm dying. 62 00:04:00,115 --> 00:04:01,276 Safe passage, our brothers. 63 00:04:01,366 --> 00:04:02,802 These brothers are flying on private jets, 64 00:04:02,826 --> 00:04:04,442 not traveling on wagon trains. 65 00:04:04,536 --> 00:04:06,653 - Shut the fuck up! - (LAUGHING) 66 00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:09,080 I'm trying to deliver my goddamn toast. 67 00:04:09,166 --> 00:04:11,283 We love you. We will miss you. 68 00:04:11,376 --> 00:04:13,163 And we will hold it down until you return. 69 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:15,119 - Cheers. - I'll drink to that. 70 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:16,462 (GLASSES CLINKING) 71 00:04:16,548 --> 00:04:18,505 May you always have a clean shirt, 72 00:04:18,592 --> 00:04:19,958 a clear conscience, 73 00:04:20,051 --> 00:04:23,260 and enough coins in your pocket to buy yourself a pint. 74 00:04:24,389 --> 00:04:25,425 Irish. 75 00:04:25,891 --> 00:04:27,553 Sit your drunk ass down. 76 00:04:27,642 --> 00:04:29,322 - I'll drink to that, too. - (ALL CHEERING) 77 00:04:31,021 --> 00:04:33,604 - Spencer, walking me to my car? - (SPENCER LAUGHING) 78 00:04:33,690 --> 00:04:34,771 Can't believe it, man. 79 00:04:34,858 --> 00:04:37,100 - Don't expect a kiss good night. - Ah. 80 00:04:37,194 --> 00:04:38,274 - Shit. - (CAR ALARM CHIRPS) 81 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:40,061 You might change your mind about that. 82 00:04:42,949 --> 00:04:44,051 - (SPENCER LAUGHING) - Look at you. 83 00:04:44,075 --> 00:04:46,158 I see all that neglect last year didn't go in vain. 84 00:04:46,244 --> 00:04:48,110 When I tell you I got you, I got you. 85 00:04:48,205 --> 00:04:50,868 I knew that then. I just wanted some concrete evidence, brother. 86 00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:53,415 - Like an episode of Dateline? - (SCOFFS) Right. 87 00:04:53,502 --> 00:04:56,102 Word on the street is, though, you're looking for funds to expand. 88 00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:57,870 Yes, we're looking to expand. 89 00:04:58,006 --> 00:04:59,247 So am I, baby. 90 00:05:01,176 --> 00:05:02,417 Count me in. 91 00:05:03,094 --> 00:05:04,130 You sure about that? 92 00:05:04,221 --> 00:05:05,257 Come on, man. Hell, yeah. 93 00:05:05,347 --> 00:05:06,866 And they got another five coming after that. 94 00:05:06,890 --> 00:05:08,450 Well, I'm feeling the pressure. Come on. 95 00:05:08,517 --> 00:05:10,179 And you know you want to follow us to LA. 96 00:05:10,268 --> 00:05:11,304 You know you do. 97 00:05:11,394 --> 00:05:12,726 Ah, no, me and SoCal don't mix. 98 00:05:14,105 --> 00:05:15,346 Why? What's the problem? 99 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:18,353 It's a long story for another time. 100 00:05:18,443 --> 00:05:19,479 Come on. Get home. 101 00:05:19,569 --> 00:05:21,049 - You know I love you. - Love you too. 102 00:05:28,578 --> 00:05:30,285 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 103 00:05:35,377 --> 00:05:36,584 It's a little fucking early. 104 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:39,538 And a happy good morning to you too, Spencer. 105 00:05:39,631 --> 00:05:41,748 - Who is this? - It's Candace Brewer. 106 00:05:42,425 --> 00:05:45,543 Candy. What do I owe the honor of hearing your voice? 107 00:05:45,637 --> 00:05:47,879 I would have assumed you were a morning guy, Spencer. 108 00:05:47,973 --> 00:05:50,761 Picture you at the gym at 4:00 a.m. doing curls. 109 00:05:50,851 --> 00:05:52,808 I am a morning guy, but today's my cheat day. 110 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:54,852 Mmm. 111 00:05:54,980 --> 00:05:56,937 Plus, I'm feeling a little under the weather. 112 00:05:57,440 --> 00:06:00,808 Well, I have some info that should boost your immune system. 113 00:06:00,902 --> 00:06:02,438 I'm always open to good news. 114 00:06:02,529 --> 00:06:03,565 You're on the ballot. 115 00:06:03,655 --> 00:06:04,924 Well, contrary to public opinion, 116 00:06:04,948 --> 00:06:06,467 I'm not ready to throw my hat in the ring yet. 117 00:06:06,491 --> 00:06:08,824 I'm not talking about public service. 118 00:06:08,910 --> 00:06:11,744 Although, with the new brand of politics taking hold, 119 00:06:11,830 --> 00:06:13,571 - you'll fit right in. - (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 120 00:06:13,915 --> 00:06:16,227 You know, I don't quite know if that's a compliment or not. (CHUCKLES) 121 00:06:16,251 --> 00:06:18,789 I'm talking about the Hall of Fame, Spencer. 122 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:21,292 And I wouldn't tease you about something this momentous. 123 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:26,960 Wow! Well, I'm... I'm actually speechless. 124 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:30,091 Well, I'm not. Congratulations. It's well-earned. 125 00:06:30,181 --> 00:06:31,638 Candy, thank you so much. 126 00:06:32,309 --> 00:06:33,641 Really appreciate the call. 127 00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:37,018 (SIGHS) 128 00:06:38,648 --> 00:06:40,981 You're 10 hours early. Calais' meeting isn't till 6:00. 129 00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:42,399 Come on. Get ready. 130 00:06:42,485 --> 00:06:44,192 Got things to do, other people to see. 131 00:06:44,279 --> 00:06:47,317 Like what? Calais is the only reason I agreed to come out here. 132 00:06:48,033 --> 00:06:49,302 - What are you doing? - I don't know. 133 00:06:49,326 --> 00:06:51,012 I heard you talking to somebody through the door. 134 00:06:51,036 --> 00:06:52,889 I thought maybe you pulled something out of the hotel bar last night. 135 00:06:52,913 --> 00:06:54,870 No, I was talking to Candace Brewer. 136 00:06:54,956 --> 00:06:57,393 The days of me pulling anything out of hotel bars are long gone. 137 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:59,158 Yeah, me too. Gross. 138 00:06:59,878 --> 00:07:01,585 (SIGHS) Candy Brewer, huh? 139 00:07:01,671 --> 00:07:03,663 Shit. We're in trouble again, right? 140 00:07:04,007 --> 00:07:05,287 I don't care. She can't hurt me. 141 00:07:05,342 --> 00:07:06,378 Old trouble? New trouble? 142 00:07:06,468 --> 00:07:07,549 No, no, no, we're fine. 143 00:07:07,636 --> 00:07:10,174 I'm just on the ballot for the, um, Hall of Fame. 144 00:07:14,225 --> 00:07:16,137 - You motherfucker. - (CHUCKLES) 145 00:07:16,227 --> 00:07:17,638 - Congrats, man. - Yeah. 146 00:07:17,729 --> 00:07:21,097 God, I just got chills. It's like I'm on the ballot, too. 147 00:07:21,191 --> 00:07:23,433 Holy shit. You deserve it. 148 00:07:23,902 --> 00:07:25,518 Now, come on. Shower it up. Let's go. 149 00:07:25,612 --> 00:07:28,946 All right, let's do it. Do we have to sit in bullshit traffic? 150 00:07:29,032 --> 00:07:30,989 - What are we doing? - We're going shopping. 151 00:07:32,369 --> 00:07:33,450 Where are we going? Rodeo? 152 00:07:33,536 --> 00:07:35,323 No, Lance Klians. 153 00:07:35,413 --> 00:07:38,201 He's an old Burn buddy of mine. Ran into him last night. 154 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:40,283 He needs to sell his company. 155 00:07:40,377 --> 00:07:42,438 So you're taking advantage of somebody else's misery. 156 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:44,545 Come on, man. I'm feeling good today. 157 00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:46,793 Don't start the day with a lecture on karma. 158 00:07:46,883 --> 00:07:47,919 What does Lance do? 159 00:07:48,551 --> 00:07:50,713 He's the king of action sports, my friend. 160 00:07:54,933 --> 00:07:56,174 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 161 00:07:56,893 --> 00:07:58,885 - Hi. - Hi, sir. I'm Andrew, 162 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:00,220 your executive assistant. 163 00:08:00,772 --> 00:08:03,685 - You got something stuck in your eye? - No, sir. It's a twitch. 164 00:08:03,775 --> 00:08:06,358 It goes away after I get to know my boss for a few months. 165 00:08:06,444 --> 00:08:09,232 - I've had a couple. - Oh! Okay, cool. 166 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:11,860 - Well, you just call me Charles. - Thanks, Charles. 167 00:08:11,950 --> 00:08:14,988 First order of business, where do you want your desk and sofa? 168 00:08:15,078 --> 00:08:17,536 Ah! (CLAPS) Okay, so I'm thinking 169 00:08:17,622 --> 00:08:19,784 we push the desk up against the window. 170 00:08:19,874 --> 00:08:21,581 We move the couch over against the wall, 171 00:08:21,668 --> 00:08:24,661 with the coffee table and armchairs facing in. 172 00:08:24,754 --> 00:08:26,996 Ooh-wee! You're going good now. Something wrong? 173 00:08:27,090 --> 00:08:29,298 It's just not very fengshui, your way. 174 00:08:29,384 --> 00:08:32,422 Besides, I thought you'd want it a little bit different than Les. 175 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:34,048 He had it arranged that way? 176 00:08:34,139 --> 00:08:36,131 Why didn't you speak up and say so? 177 00:08:36,266 --> 00:08:38,007 - (KNOCKING ON DOOR) - Sorry to interrupt. 178 00:08:38,101 --> 00:08:40,184 - Mr. Thompson. How are you doing? - I'm good. 179 00:08:40,270 --> 00:08:42,637 So what are you planning with the 300 or so people 180 00:08:42,731 --> 00:08:45,519 - who work for you now? - Three hundred. Wow. 181 00:08:45,775 --> 00:08:47,482 I didn't realize there were so many people. 182 00:08:47,569 --> 00:08:50,107 Oh, yeah. You have everyone from administration, communications, 183 00:08:50,196 --> 00:08:51,607 community affairs and engagement, 184 00:08:51,698 --> 00:08:53,940 consumer sales and marketing, data analytics... 185 00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:56,572 Andrew. I got it. Everyone. 186 00:08:56,661 --> 00:08:57,821 Is this overwhelming for you? 187 00:08:57,871 --> 00:09:00,033 'Cause you seem like you're a little overwhelmed. 188 00:09:00,123 --> 00:09:02,581 - No. No, sir. - Good, because, basically, 189 00:09:02,667 --> 00:09:06,081 everyone that works in this building and in this organization in general, 190 00:09:06,171 --> 00:09:07,628 they work for you now, Charles. 191 00:09:08,173 --> 00:09:09,630 - Except you, sir. - Yeah. 192 00:09:09,716 --> 00:09:11,082 In my experience, 193 00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:13,238 it's best not to keep people in limbo. 194 00:09:13,303 --> 00:09:15,340 You know, just cut the dead weight fast. 195 00:09:15,930 --> 00:09:17,762 Maybe they'll find another job. 196 00:09:17,849 --> 00:09:19,090 Yeah? 197 00:09:19,726 --> 00:09:21,092 Call me if you need me. 198 00:09:22,687 --> 00:09:25,725 JOE: Whoever says they miss sleeping in their own beds when they're away, 199 00:09:25,815 --> 00:09:28,228 never slept in a fucking five-star hotel. 200 00:09:28,943 --> 00:09:30,900 Don't you love being on the road together? 201 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:32,232 Huh? 202 00:09:32,322 --> 00:09:33,858 Me and you? Where are we going next? 203 00:09:33,948 --> 00:09:36,177 - (CELL PHONE RINGING) - Someplace romantic like the Maldives? 204 00:09:36,201 --> 00:09:37,533 Take that if the answer's yes! 205 00:09:37,660 --> 00:09:38,696 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 206 00:09:38,787 --> 00:09:39,823 - Yes. - Hey, buddy. 207 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:42,951 Brother. How's the Left Coast? It's pissing rain out here. 208 00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:44,657 The last time I was in LA, 209 00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:46,458 someone slipped me a Mickey at the ESPYs. 210 00:09:46,544 --> 00:09:48,661 I'm not even gonna tell you whose bed I woke up in, 211 00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:50,712 but they looked a hell of a lot like Bill Cosby. 212 00:09:50,799 --> 00:09:52,665 Sure as hell ain't nothing like good old Miami, 213 00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:54,028 where at least the people tell you 214 00:09:54,052 --> 00:09:56,155 they're gonna take advantage of you before they even do it. 215 00:09:56,179 --> 00:09:57,865 Yeah, well, while you're out there suffering, 216 00:09:57,889 --> 00:09:59,200 I need you to do something for me. 217 00:09:59,224 --> 00:10:00,465 All right. What have you got? 218 00:10:00,558 --> 00:10:02,158 There's this kid I need you to check out. 219 00:10:02,227 --> 00:10:04,344 He's the top quarterback in the country. 220 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:06,248 Yeah, the kid out of Stanford, right? Arm like a cannon? 221 00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:09,481 No, no, no. Not college. High school. 222 00:10:09,567 --> 00:10:10,603 (CHUCKLES) Shit. 223 00:10:10,693 --> 00:10:12,309 His mom's an old friend of the family. 224 00:10:12,403 --> 00:10:14,770 They just need some guidance. That's all. Nothing shady. 225 00:10:14,864 --> 00:10:16,217 I don't like the optics of this one bit. 226 00:10:16,241 --> 00:10:18,073 When has that ever stopped you before? 227 00:10:18,159 --> 00:10:19,303 All right? It's not about you. 228 00:10:19,327 --> 00:10:21,910 Everybody with a bag of cash is talking to this kid. 229 00:10:21,996 --> 00:10:24,266 Just do it for me, and give them a call while you're out there. 230 00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:26,202 - Can you? - Only for you. 231 00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:27,852 Oh, you're the best. Thank you, brother. 232 00:10:27,877 --> 00:10:29,163 I miss you. 233 00:10:29,254 --> 00:10:30,290 What's this? 234 00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:33,248 Got us something special so we could roll in style while we were here. 235 00:10:33,341 --> 00:10:34,457 Wow. 236 00:10:34,592 --> 00:10:35,673 Hey, am I crazy, 237 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:38,173 or are their palm trees greener than ours? 238 00:10:39,055 --> 00:10:40,762 No, they're just thirstier. 239 00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:42,514 (EGYPTIAN LUVR PLAYING) 240 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:59,482 Goddamn. 241 00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:02,535 This is a Real Housewives of Orange County crib. 242 00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:04,486 - Hell, yeah. - Jeez! 243 00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:07,870 Hi. Nice to see you both again. 244 00:11:07,959 --> 00:11:10,667 I think that I am starting to get a feel for what you guys like. 245 00:11:10,795 --> 00:11:13,003 (CHUCKLES) Oh! I like her. 246 00:11:13,089 --> 00:11:15,752 - (ALL LAUGHING) - Oh, baby, you so sweet. Isn't he? 247 00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:19,301 Oh, he sure is. Maybe, one day soon, I'll find a man just like him. 248 00:11:19,387 --> 00:11:20,739 Bitch, just open the door already. 249 00:11:20,763 --> 00:11:21,799 (CLEARS THROAT) 250 00:11:22,432 --> 00:11:25,095 (CHUCKLES) You know I'm just fucking with you, Nancy. 251 00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:27,268 - (WHISPERS) Is she? - Don't get me involved. 252 00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:30,354 So is it really true that you're retired? 253 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:32,397 TTD: We haven't decided that yet. 254 00:11:32,483 --> 00:11:34,600 But like I said before, and I'll say it again, 255 00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:37,152 I am retired, officially, but the real blessing is, 256 00:11:37,238 --> 00:11:39,981 I get to spend time with my daughter and her beautiful mother. 257 00:11:40,074 --> 00:11:41,485 We might go meet with the Chargers. 258 00:11:41,576 --> 00:11:42,970 No, we ain't meeting with the Chargers. 259 00:11:42,994 --> 00:11:44,201 (SOFTLY) Shut the fuck up, T. 260 00:11:44,287 --> 00:11:46,950 Well, I really liked watching you play. 261 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:49,476 Seriously, you need to stop that before you get us all killed. 262 00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:51,420 - (CELL PHONE RINGING) - Amber don't fuck around. 263 00:11:54,088 --> 00:11:55,169 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 264 00:11:55,298 --> 00:11:58,462 It has his-and-her bathrooms and his-and-her closets. 265 00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:01,259 Oak and cedar. Hermes orange in the men's, 266 00:12:01,346 --> 00:12:02,427 Chanel pink in the women's. 267 00:12:02,513 --> 00:12:04,345 - Well, whatever you want to do, baby. - Mmm. 268 00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:07,300 Like they say, "Happy baby mama, happy life," right? 269 00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:09,100 It's "Happy wife, happy life," baby. 270 00:12:09,187 --> 00:12:10,894 - Oh, is it? Semantics. - Yes. 271 00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:12,433 Okay, you know what? 272 00:12:12,523 --> 00:12:14,043 Maybe you should show me where the kitchen is 273 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,836 since I'm gonna be the one doing most of the cooking. 274 00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:17,522 - Okay. - It's like a 24 hour-a-day job. 275 00:12:17,612 --> 00:12:19,478 Baby Serene can wake up at any time, 276 00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:21,091 and I gotta fry up some shit, you know? 277 00:12:21,115 --> 00:12:22,151 NANCY: Okay. 278 00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:24,234 (BOTH MOANING) 279 00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:26,305 (WHISPERING) Let's take it to the window. 280 00:12:26,329 --> 00:12:28,195 - Oh, you're so crazy. - Yeah. (GROWLS) 281 00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:30,285 Only way I can tell if I like the house. 282 00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:33,118 - Come here. - Let's give it our blessing. 283 00:12:33,211 --> 00:12:34,622 (BOTH MOANING) 284 00:12:34,712 --> 00:12:36,472 - (MOANING CONTINUES) - (STOVE KNOB CLICKING) 285 00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:40,090 TTD: On, off. 286 00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:43,169 On, off. 287 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:46,597 So what'd you say this was? A Viking or a Wolf? 288 00:12:47,809 --> 00:12:49,721 (WAVEY PLAYING) 289 00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:00,899 Fifty mil for a concrete box with an "X" on it. 290 00:13:01,239 --> 00:13:03,401 Somehow, I was expecting just a little bit more. 291 00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:06,108 Well, maybe they like to keep a lot hidden beneath the surface. 292 00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:07,818 Sort of like you, pal. 293 00:13:07,912 --> 00:13:09,028 (JOE CHUCKLES) 294 00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:10,283 - (TAPPING) - (GASPS) 295 00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:11,655 - (LANCE LAUGHING) - Oh, my God. 296 00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:14,621 - (IMITATES GHOST) - Whoa! Wow. 297 00:13:14,711 --> 00:13:16,327 - Here you are. - Yeah? 298 00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:19,084 - Jaguar '67. An English classic. - Yeah. 299 00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:21,130 Like riding in the Queen's vagina. 300 00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:23,459 Rough ride, but worth it for the prestige. 301 00:13:23,553 --> 00:13:25,044 (ALL LAUGHING) 302 00:13:25,179 --> 00:13:28,422 - I'm Lance Klians. - Oh, it's good to see you. 303 00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:31,975 - Congratulations on the HOF. - I had to tell Lance. Sorry. 304 00:13:32,061 --> 00:13:34,421 Ah, that's okay. Just on the ballot. We'll see what happens. 305 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:37,188 Oh, modesty's your superpower, not mine. 306 00:13:37,275 --> 00:13:39,483 Lance, Joe told me a lot about you in a short time. 307 00:13:39,569 --> 00:13:42,357 Said you guys really tore up the playa at the Burn on many occasions. 308 00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:44,313 Yeah, nothing quite like Joe here 309 00:13:44,407 --> 00:13:46,194 running around in a pair of steampunk goggles 310 00:13:46,284 --> 00:13:47,650 and a banana hammock. 311 00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:48,985 Christ. Sorry I missed it. 312 00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:50,444 I'm sorry I saw it. 313 00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:52,029 Yeah. I have no regrets. 314 00:13:52,874 --> 00:13:55,582 - (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) - Welcome to our humble abode, 315 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:59,912 seven years in the making. We specialize in extreme sports. 316 00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:01,793 We got 250 employees, 317 00:14:01,883 --> 00:14:04,125 all with impeccable taste, as you can see. 318 00:14:04,635 --> 00:14:08,254 Athletes, branding, distribution, Motocross, BMX. 319 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:09,825 If you can ride it, I can sell you on it. 320 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:12,432 Yeah, you remember that Robbie Maddison video Pipe Dream 321 00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:14,680 that I sent you last year? They did that. 322 00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:16,763 Yeah, I did that, with DC Shoes. 323 00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:19,773 Ah, I remember that one. It looked expensive. 324 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:22,192 Do you know? It was expensive. And it was all on DC's dime. 325 00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:23,439 - No, I'm good. - Hmm. 326 00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:24,986 But to put it into perspective, 327 00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:26,564 I don't imagine it cost a lot more 328 00:14:26,657 --> 00:14:29,240 than that exquisite pocket square you're sporting. 329 00:14:29,327 --> 00:14:32,365 Yes, Spencer also has impeccable taste, as do I. 330 00:14:32,914 --> 00:14:34,099 How do you feel about surfing? 331 00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:36,018 Look at him. Do you think he floats easily? (CHUCKLES) 332 00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:38,500 Ah. My ancestors invented the sport. 333 00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:39,730 Well, Spencer, you're in luck 334 00:14:39,754 --> 00:14:41,774 because the Huntington Surf Classic is next weekend. 335 00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:43,255 That seems like hella fun. 336 00:14:43,341 --> 00:14:44,798 The pussy is spectacular. 337 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,967 The whole beach is strewn with pussy. 338 00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:48,760 - That is, if you like pussy. - I do. 339 00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:50,908 This is Annie. She's the head of our branding. 340 00:14:50,932 --> 00:14:52,013 - Hi. - SPENCER: Hello. 341 00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:53,682 And this bright young thing is Jesse. 342 00:14:53,768 --> 00:14:56,431 She's one of our great up-and-coming stars here at Sports X. 343 00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:57,728 - What up, dudes? - What up? 344 00:14:57,814 --> 00:14:58,850 Hey. All right. 345 00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:01,728 Well, I see Lance is keeping the human resource department, uh, 346 00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:02,899 extremely busy these days. 347 00:15:02,985 --> 00:15:04,897 Spencer's very socially responsible. 348 00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:07,274 We don't mind. It's just Lance's lingo. 349 00:15:07,365 --> 00:15:08,697 That's right. Just my cunnilingo. 350 00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:11,446 Listen, do you need to know about our daycare policy, 351 00:15:11,536 --> 00:15:13,152 our drug-action schemes? 352 00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:15,738 I'm assuming the drugs are pretty prevalent in this culture. 353 00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:17,851 Do you know what? We're more corporate than you might think, Spencer. 354 00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:19,116 I myself am five years sober. 355 00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:20,890 - Just last week, actually. - SPENCER: Wow. 356 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,582 Congratulations. And Burning Man? 357 00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:24,463 - Come on... - Burning Man. 358 00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:27,087 One-week hiatus, but other than that, I'm clean. 359 00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:28,445 - Doesn't count. - Ask anybody you want. 360 00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:30,335 Let me introduce you to the team. 361 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,467 Okay, fuck off, you lot. The grownups are here. 362 00:15:32,557 --> 00:15:34,159 We've got to talk about business. Come on. 363 00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:37,142 On your way, get out there and do what you do best. 364 00:15:37,228 --> 00:15:39,845 No one likes a good-looking homeless person. Go on. Fuck off. 365 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:41,333 Well, Lance, I gotta give it to you, man. 366 00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:42,960 This is all very impressive, and I like the vibe 367 00:15:42,984 --> 00:15:44,316 that you've created here. 368 00:15:44,402 --> 00:15:45,587 That's really kind of you to say. 369 00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:47,756 And also it's really beautiful that you came over here, 370 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,487 knight-in-shining-armor action, 371 00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:51,301 because this situation is properly fucked up. 372 00:15:51,325 --> 00:15:53,387 My financiers come to me, and they say, "We're buying you out." 373 00:15:53,411 --> 00:15:54,993 I say, "Fuck that. I'm buying you out." 374 00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:56,536 Problem is, I don't exactly have 375 00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:58,955 $50 million just lying around, you know? 376 00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:01,454 - Yeah. - $50 million is a lot of coin, 377 00:16:02,253 --> 00:16:03,647 you know, for a shop that represents pro athletes, 378 00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:05,333 regardless of how hyped they are. 379 00:16:05,423 --> 00:16:08,063 Well, they got a surf channel too. Tell him about the surf channel. 380 00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:10,446 - I mean, they're totally vertical. - Joe is telling you the truth. 381 00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,086 1113. 382 00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:13,296 SPENCER: Wow. 383 00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:15,284 Maybe it could be a little easier to get to. 384 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:18,346 It's no different from typing in "206" for ESPN. 385 00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:20,038 - We're in 20 million homes. - SPENCER: How about events? 386 00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:22,395 - Do you own any of those? - No, but we would like to. 387 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:25,065 Yeah, listen, Sports X could be a global Goliath. 388 00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:27,421 Do you really think our corporate cultures would be a good fit? 389 00:16:27,445 --> 00:16:28,936 I can get along with anybody, 390 00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:31,647 but you're never gonna understand Sports X in the board room. 391 00:16:31,741 --> 00:16:34,734 Sports X don't happen here. Sports X happens out on the beach. 392 00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:37,490 Let's get out there, feel the sand between your toes, 393 00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:40,197 the wind blowing through your scalps, 394 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,773 - see what it's really about. - (LAUGHS) All right. I like it. 395 00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:46,120 Baby, as much as I love house-hunting with you, 396 00:16:46,214 --> 00:16:47,330 I'm getting tired. 397 00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:48,880 I'll bet you are. 398 00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:53,260 How do you think I feel? I'm like a bird without a nest, baby. 399 00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:55,133 - Me too. - Shut up, TTD, 400 00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:57,055 before we send your ass back to South Beach. 401 00:16:57,141 --> 00:16:58,177 We can't get no privacy 402 00:16:58,267 --> 00:16:59,828 in my mama's house when we're having sex. 403 00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:00,933 True. 404 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,289 Uh, baby, you don't have to talk 405 00:17:02,313 --> 00:17:03,874 about your sexual habits in front of your baby. 406 00:17:03,898 --> 00:17:05,355 Why not, Mama? 407 00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:06,543 She knows where she came from. 408 00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:08,504 - Don't you, Serene? - Let me cover Baby Serene's ears 409 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,861 so she don't have to hear this shit. Ain't that right? 410 00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:13,947 - Why you keep hitting me? - Shut the fuck up, TTD. 411 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:16,741 Baby. Your language in front of Serene? 412 00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:18,889 You can take your frustrations out on me if you want to, 413 00:17:18,913 --> 00:17:20,120 but you know what I think? 414 00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:22,643 I think you should rent, just in case you want to go back and play. 415 00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:23,748 You don't want to be stuck 416 00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:25,871 with some $15 million mansion you ain't living in. 417 00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:28,045 - He ain't going back, TTD. - RICKY: Right. 418 00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:30,463 I sat out all season, didn't miss it at all. 419 00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,416 - You telling the truth? - Yeah. 420 00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:34,756 Good, 'cause you know the rules. 421 00:17:35,263 --> 00:17:37,971 Baby goes where Mommy goes, and Mommy goes where Daddy goes. 422 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,264 It's what we call a family. 423 00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:43,052 I don't need to be stuck in some $15 million Newport Beach mansion, 424 00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:44,932 and you gone half the year in Texas. 425 00:17:45,022 --> 00:17:46,558 'Cause that would suck for you. 426 00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:51,150 Ain't gonna happen, baby. All right? 427 00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:52,273 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 428 00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:56,739 - Who's that? - Oh, it's Spencer. 429 00:17:57,368 --> 00:18:00,657 Probably about some investments we're looking into. You know. 430 00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:03,451 (MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING) 431 00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:08,293 So this surf thing is a pretty big deal, huh, Lance? 432 00:18:08,379 --> 00:18:10,837 WSL don't fuck about. The Offspring are performing. 433 00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:12,755 Last year, it was Social Distortion. 434 00:18:12,842 --> 00:18:15,050 - Those are recording artists. - Yes, I know that, Joe. 435 00:18:15,136 --> 00:18:16,422 I caught them on Warped Tour. 436 00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:19,505 You don't strike me as a Warped Tour type of guy. 437 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:21,340 (CHUCKLES) Trust me, I'm not. 438 00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:23,175 Well, we can work around that. 439 00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:24,760 The important thing to understand is, 440 00:18:24,854 --> 00:18:26,766 this is not finance. This ain't football. 441 00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:27,892 This is more than that. 442 00:18:27,982 --> 00:18:29,564 This is lifestyle. 443 00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:32,017 Ah. You know, I like our lifestyle in Miami, 444 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,671 where we have 200 people counting on us. 445 00:18:34,322 --> 00:18:37,235 So what's a couple hundred more, really, for limitless opportunity? 446 00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:38,969 All right, tell me about your current roster. 447 00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:40,985 Pure fire. Tell him, Freelance. 448 00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:45,413 Kelly Slater, Laird Hamilton, Tony Hawk, Robbie Maddison, 449 00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:48,708 Nyjah Huston, Zion Wright, Travis Pastrana. 450 00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:50,080 But, best of all, 451 00:18:50,171 --> 00:18:52,504 the jewel in the Sports X crown. 452 00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:54,832 Behold, Parker Jones. 453 00:18:54,925 --> 00:18:56,041 JOE: Boom. 454 00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:58,509 That's him right there, ripping. 455 00:18:58,596 --> 00:18:59,876 He's favored to win the Classic. 456 00:19:00,348 --> 00:19:02,465 - He's black. - No, he's not black. 457 00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:03,639 He's green. 458 00:19:03,726 --> 00:19:06,343 This boy is money wrapped in skin. 459 00:19:06,437 --> 00:19:09,145 So you think he's gonna be the Jackie Robinson of surfing, huh? 460 00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:11,043 That he's gonna be the one to break the color barrier? 461 00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:13,525 More than that. This kid could be like a black Michael Jackson 462 00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:15,273 with an uncomplicated erotic life. 463 00:19:15,363 --> 00:19:16,945 (LAUGHS) 464 00:19:17,031 --> 00:19:18,634 I don't even know what the fuck that means, 465 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:19,990 but I like your forward thinking. 466 00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:22,196 But this is not our business. 467 00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:26,743 Okay, listen, I'm gonna leave you guys to your couple's counseling session. 468 00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:29,575 I'm gonna consult with the Great Consigliere in the sky. Mwah! 469 00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,535 All right. We'll be here. 470 00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:33,940 - Got to love that guy, right? - This is not us. 471 00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:35,796 It's not what we do. This isn't who we are. 472 00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:38,000 Come on, Joe. I got fucking sand in my shoes. 473 00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:39,426 We're anybody we want to be. 474 00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:42,004 That's what you always say to me, right? 475 00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:45,887 Were we financial managers? Were we real estate developers? 476 00:19:46,394 --> 00:19:51,230 Were we shoulders for 6'5", 300-pound Super Bowl losers to cry on? 477 00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:54,524 No, we were none of those things, but, yeah, we did it all, right? 478 00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:58,563 You're ready to bet $50 million on your boy Lance? 479 00:19:59,824 --> 00:20:01,110 Yeah. Yeah. 480 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,157 I think so. I mean, you know, with our help... 481 00:20:03,244 --> 00:20:06,203 You think so, or you know? You don't even sound sure, Joe. 482 00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:07,324 Hey, hey, hey. 483 00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:09,326 I'm ready. 484 00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:11,950 How long would I have to be out here? 485 00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:15,162 Oh, Jesus Christ, man, what is your negative vibe with this place? 486 00:20:15,256 --> 00:20:17,339 Are you delinquent on child support? 487 00:20:17,425 --> 00:20:19,508 Are you ducking a paternity suit with a Laker Girl? 488 00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:21,334 - It's complicated, Joe. - I didn't ask 489 00:20:21,429 --> 00:20:23,011 for your fucking Facebook status. 490 00:20:23,097 --> 00:20:26,181 I'm just asking for you to get with me on this opportunity. 491 00:20:27,268 --> 00:20:29,579 Text your boy. Tell him we'll be back. I want to show you something. 492 00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:30,639 Okay. 493 00:20:31,689 --> 00:20:33,897 I don't know if he's got his phone on him, 494 00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:36,396 but, you know, he'll get it. 495 00:20:37,027 --> 00:20:39,440 What's up, y'all? Charles. How you doing? 496 00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:43,691 - Little chilly in here. - I could have them turn off the AC. 497 00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:46,405 I'm talking about the reception, Andrew. 498 00:20:47,204 --> 00:20:49,742 - I do feel the ice grill. - Yeah. 499 00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:52,870 I guess everyone's pretty upset that Les is gone, huh? 500 00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:55,832 No, they've just gotten attached to their jobs, 501 00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:58,538 and they know, with you here, those days might be numbered. 502 00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:01,249 - (CLEARS THROAT) - (CLINKING) 503 00:21:01,719 --> 00:21:02,926 Excuse me, everybody. 504 00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:05,132 How y'all doing? 505 00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:08,883 My name is Charles Greane, the new GM of the Rams, 506 00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:11,643 as I'm sure most of you already know. 507 00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:14,892 Now, I don't want to be called "sir," or "Mr. Greane," 508 00:21:14,982 --> 00:21:17,190 or "Mr. General Manager." 509 00:21:17,651 --> 00:21:18,732 "Charles" is fine. 510 00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:22,132 All right, well, I just want to let you all know 511 00:21:22,156 --> 00:21:23,237 that I respect you all, 512 00:21:23,324 --> 00:21:26,613 and I'm here for you during this difficult period of transition. 513 00:21:26,702 --> 00:21:27,863 So if have any questions... 514 00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:30,570 Why did they cancel the chocolate chip cookies? 515 00:21:30,664 --> 00:21:32,121 We don't blitz enough! 516 00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:34,040 That is a statement, not a question, ma'am. 517 00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:36,834 They call the chocolate chip cookie cancellation "Cookiegate." 518 00:21:36,921 --> 00:21:38,708 I did not know that. Thank you. 519 00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:41,290 - What is it that you do here, sir? - Merchandising. 520 00:21:41,383 --> 00:21:43,045 Licensing and merchandising. 521 00:21:44,094 --> 00:21:45,426 (CLAPPING STOPS) 522 00:21:45,679 --> 00:21:47,716 One of my favorite, uh, departments. 523 00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:50,174 I sell T-shirts at a concession stand. 524 00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:53,264 Still a big contribution. Your job is safe. 525 00:21:53,771 --> 00:21:55,307 Just make sure you stay stocked up 526 00:21:55,397 --> 00:21:57,855 with triple-XL for all the big, cuddly guys, all right? 527 00:21:57,942 --> 00:21:59,103 What about my job? 528 00:21:59,193 --> 00:22:00,934 - Our jobs? - (ALL AGREEING) 529 00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:04,191 - That's a little bit more complicated. - Bullshit. 530 00:22:04,573 --> 00:22:06,735 Look, we're all here for one another, okay? 531 00:22:07,034 --> 00:22:09,026 We can set the tone. 532 00:22:09,495 --> 00:22:11,908 You guys are the backbone of this great organization. 533 00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:13,367 You are the Rams! 534 00:22:13,457 --> 00:22:16,746 Are our jobs safe? Yes or no? 535 00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:17,952 (ALL AGREEING) 536 00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:20,336 CHARLES: Uh... 537 00:22:22,550 --> 00:22:23,586 Yeah. 538 00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:25,383 Hell, yeah, everybody's job is safe. 539 00:22:25,469 --> 00:22:26,789 - How about that? - (ALL CHEERING) 540 00:22:27,304 --> 00:22:31,548 All right? And I'm bringing back the damn chocolate chip cookies. 541 00:22:32,101 --> 00:22:33,933 - (WHOOPS) - (CHEERING CONTINUES) 542 00:22:34,395 --> 00:22:37,638 Go Rams. Yeah. 543 00:22:41,277 --> 00:22:42,313 (MOUTHING) Bullshit. 544 00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:58,659 JOE: So what is this? You take me out here to whack me? 545 00:22:58,752 --> 00:23:00,960 SPENCER: No, relax. I'm not gonna kill you, buddy, 546 00:23:01,672 --> 00:23:03,834 even though I thought about it a ton of times. 547 00:23:03,924 --> 00:23:05,665 Yeah, well, join the club. 548 00:23:06,427 --> 00:23:08,510 I thought about killing myself a bunch of times, 549 00:23:08,596 --> 00:23:10,758 but too much of a pussy. 550 00:23:10,848 --> 00:23:13,215 Well, I'm glad you didn't do that. 551 00:23:13,309 --> 00:23:14,800 I wouldn't want to lose you, too. 552 00:23:16,186 --> 00:23:17,722 My brother jumped off this bridge. 553 00:23:20,024 --> 00:23:21,265 Are you fucking with me? 554 00:23:21,775 --> 00:23:23,335 No, do I look like I'm fucking with you? 555 00:23:24,153 --> 00:23:25,360 William Strasmore. 556 00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:28,146 Took a clean fucking jump and killed himself. 557 00:23:28,782 --> 00:23:29,818 Jesus. 558 00:23:30,284 --> 00:23:32,276 Yeah, I was in my junior year at the U. 559 00:23:33,662 --> 00:23:35,949 He was a star QB here for the Trojans. 560 00:23:36,582 --> 00:23:38,289 Oh, yeah, that rings a bell. 561 00:23:38,375 --> 00:23:39,456 (SOFTLY) Strasmore. 562 00:23:39,877 --> 00:23:42,335 Shit. Well, what went wrong? 563 00:23:43,756 --> 00:23:45,213 Just nothing went right. 564 00:23:46,592 --> 00:23:48,128 Didn't start out like that, though. 565 00:23:48,218 --> 00:23:49,925 Yeah. I'm sorry, man. 566 00:23:50,012 --> 00:23:51,378 - I had no idea. - No, it's okay. 567 00:23:51,472 --> 00:23:52,588 Not many people do. 568 00:23:53,307 --> 00:23:55,970 He was my big brother, the original. 569 00:23:57,478 --> 00:23:59,265 He did everything I did, only much better. 570 00:24:00,522 --> 00:24:02,442 Fuck, I haven't been out here since I buried him. 571 00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:04,933 That's pretty heavy shit, man. 572 00:24:05,402 --> 00:24:07,255 Even for me, and I learned how to cremate my wife 573 00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:08,941 on a do-it-yourself website. 574 00:24:12,785 --> 00:24:14,868 Yeah, LA can be a dark place, brother, 575 00:24:15,955 --> 00:24:17,475 but, for me, it's something much worse. 576 00:24:24,338 --> 00:24:26,921 It has an indoor grill and an outdoor grill. 577 00:24:27,007 --> 00:24:29,499 Why you say that like it's some sort of necessity? 578 00:24:29,593 --> 00:24:30,695 You think, because we black, 579 00:24:30,719 --> 00:24:33,302 we gonna die if we don't have multiple barbecues? 580 00:24:33,389 --> 00:24:35,116 Don't listen to him. He's just fucking with you. 581 00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:37,260 - AMBER: Shut the fuck up, TTD. - (CELL PHONE RINGING) 582 00:24:37,351 --> 00:24:38,592 It's Spence again. 583 00:24:38,686 --> 00:24:40,046 Well, maybe you should pick it up. 584 00:24:40,354 --> 00:24:41,470 (SIGHS) 585 00:24:41,563 --> 00:24:44,897 Yeah, you're right. It's probably about that money. Excuse me. 586 00:24:44,984 --> 00:24:46,020 What up, J? 587 00:24:46,110 --> 00:24:48,318 JASON: Hey! How's my long-lost client? 588 00:24:48,404 --> 00:24:50,757 Shit, you got that "lost" part right. Tell me something good, dawg. 589 00:24:50,781 --> 00:24:52,647 I did what you asked. I made some calls. 590 00:24:52,741 --> 00:24:54,653 Good news. We may have a team. 591 00:24:55,244 --> 00:24:56,280 Okay, who? 592 00:24:57,037 --> 00:24:58,073 Cleveland. 593 00:24:58,497 --> 00:25:00,113 Are you fucking serious? 594 00:25:00,207 --> 00:25:02,519 Well, that's worse than being here, stuck at home with Amber. 595 00:25:02,543 --> 00:25:05,411 Yeah, I thought that you might say that, but, listen, 596 00:25:05,504 --> 00:25:07,461 now that people know that we're open for business 597 00:25:07,548 --> 00:25:09,255 and that you are ready to play, 598 00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:10,582 more offers are gonna come. 599 00:25:10,676 --> 00:25:12,838 J, I ain't built for this, man. You gotta save me. 600 00:25:13,178 --> 00:25:16,012 All right? You're the one. Well, you and Jesus. 601 00:25:16,098 --> 00:25:18,055 Listen, Ricky, try putting out 602 00:25:18,142 --> 00:25:20,509 some good, positive energy into the universe, 603 00:25:20,602 --> 00:25:22,309 and you will get good shit back. Trust me. 604 00:25:24,606 --> 00:25:26,438 (SIGHS DEEPLY) 605 00:25:33,073 --> 00:25:34,814 Shit, I love this place. What they asking? 606 00:25:34,908 --> 00:25:35,944 15 mil. 607 00:25:36,035 --> 00:25:37,071 Fuck it! 608 00:25:37,536 --> 00:25:39,368 (CHUCKLES) Let's put down some roots. 609 00:25:40,414 --> 00:25:42,017 QUINCY: (ON TV) Not to sound arrogant, (CHUCKLES) 610 00:25:42,041 --> 00:25:44,374 but I like a lot of different guys. 611 00:25:44,460 --> 00:25:46,271 I take a little bit from a lot of different players, 612 00:25:46,295 --> 00:25:49,129 but at the end of the day, I just feel like I'm different, you know? 613 00:25:49,214 --> 00:25:50,705 I have my own game, my own style... 614 00:25:50,799 --> 00:25:52,277 Is that the kid Jason was calling you about? 615 00:25:52,301 --> 00:25:53,837 Yeah, yeah. 616 00:25:53,927 --> 00:25:55,043 - Impressive. - Yeah. 617 00:25:55,137 --> 00:25:56,344 Camera-ready, too. 618 00:25:58,015 --> 00:26:00,302 I'm not really looking at the kid. I'm looking at his mom. 619 00:26:01,060 --> 00:26:03,347 - That's his fucking mom? - (CHUCKLES) Yeah. 620 00:26:03,437 --> 00:26:05,757 All right, I stand corrected. You should take that meeting. 621 00:26:07,357 --> 00:26:09,849 - Hey, we didn't see you there. - No worries. 622 00:26:09,943 --> 00:26:11,184 I know I'm easy to miss. 623 00:26:11,278 --> 00:26:13,019 Yes, you are. Let's have a seat. 624 00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:15,609 You follow high school football? 625 00:26:15,699 --> 00:26:17,531 I watch everything and everybody. 626 00:26:17,618 --> 00:26:19,471 Figure I'll be seeing the kid in about three years. 627 00:26:19,495 --> 00:26:21,612 That's how you become Defensive Player of the Year. 628 00:26:21,705 --> 00:26:23,537 Exactly. It's all in the prep. 629 00:26:23,624 --> 00:26:24,865 Sort of like life, right? 630 00:26:24,958 --> 00:26:27,075 Yeah, but investing? 631 00:26:27,169 --> 00:26:29,206 That scares the shit out of me. 632 00:26:29,296 --> 00:26:31,441 It's all right. That's why we're here, and we're gonna help you. 633 00:26:31,465 --> 00:26:34,424 Yeah. We pride ourselves on making the right choices. 634 00:26:34,510 --> 00:26:36,110 We're gonna create an investment strategy 635 00:26:36,178 --> 00:26:38,090 designed just for you. 636 00:26:38,180 --> 00:26:39,500 Do you have any questions for us? 637 00:26:39,556 --> 00:26:41,451 Jason told me y'all were the best in the business. 638 00:26:41,475 --> 00:26:43,341 So, if he trusts you, I trust you. 639 00:26:43,977 --> 00:26:46,970 Plus, you guys flew here to see me, so I'm in. 640 00:26:47,064 --> 00:26:48,976 - All right. - Let's do it. 641 00:26:49,608 --> 00:26:51,565 - What do I owe? - For the water? 642 00:26:51,652 --> 00:26:52,768 We got you. 643 00:26:52,861 --> 00:26:54,193 - How about that? - Appreciate it. 644 00:26:55,030 --> 00:26:57,568 - Now make me some money. - We will make that money for you. 645 00:26:59,284 --> 00:27:01,776 - (SPENCER SIGHS) - Well, shit, man. 646 00:27:02,287 --> 00:27:04,057 That was easier than I thought it was gonna be. 647 00:27:04,081 --> 00:27:05,743 Because our reputation precedes us, 648 00:27:05,833 --> 00:27:08,120 and deals like this are just gonna get easier and easier. 649 00:27:08,210 --> 00:27:10,076 While others get harder and harder. 650 00:27:10,170 --> 00:27:12,023 You licking your wounds already? Is that what I'm... 651 00:27:12,047 --> 00:27:14,585 I'm not, honestly. I wasn't even thinking about my wounds. 652 00:27:14,675 --> 00:27:17,759 - I was thinking about yours. - No. Don't think about my wounds. 653 00:27:17,845 --> 00:27:19,256 - They're way too deep. - Right. 654 00:27:19,346 --> 00:27:20,990 That's why the only thing I want to do right now 655 00:27:21,014 --> 00:27:22,630 is get you back to Miami in one piece. 656 00:27:22,724 --> 00:27:24,090 We're not going back to Miami. 657 00:27:30,357 --> 00:27:32,019 (SIGHS) Wow. 658 00:27:33,527 --> 00:27:34,563 Spence. 659 00:27:38,740 --> 00:27:41,528 I so appreciate you indulging me. I really do. 660 00:27:41,618 --> 00:27:43,200 But it's not necessary. 661 00:27:43,287 --> 00:27:44,949 I don't need to put my pursuit of success 662 00:27:45,038 --> 00:27:46,700 over your mental well-being. 663 00:27:47,749 --> 00:27:49,911 This is not a healthy place for you. 664 00:27:50,711 --> 00:27:53,169 - (SIGHS) No, it's not. - No, it's not. Understood. 665 00:27:53,255 --> 00:27:56,714 So I'll call Lance and tell him we're out. 666 00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:57,916 (SIGHS) 667 00:27:59,011 --> 00:28:00,798 Joe, this place may be a bad idea for me, 668 00:28:00,888 --> 00:28:02,754 but it's a hell of a good one for you. 669 00:28:03,724 --> 00:28:05,681 Plus, it'll force me to take care of my shit. 670 00:28:06,518 --> 00:28:08,318 And that's been a long time coming, my friend. 671 00:28:10,189 --> 00:28:12,269 So we're gonna stay here. We're gonna make that deal. 672 00:28:13,275 --> 00:28:14,732 You'd do that for me? 673 00:28:16,278 --> 00:28:17,814 I would only do that for you. 674 00:28:19,531 --> 00:28:20,772 I have to do this. 675 00:28:21,992 --> 00:28:24,325 I want to do this. I need to do this. 676 00:28:24,953 --> 00:28:27,536 - Oh! Thank you so much! - Whoa. Easy, big guy. 677 00:28:27,623 --> 00:28:28,909 Oh! You understand. 678 00:28:29,499 --> 00:28:30,865 You understand. Thank you. 679 00:28:31,668 --> 00:28:33,580 Thank you for suffering for me. 680 00:28:35,964 --> 00:28:37,125 This is gonna be great. 681 00:28:37,758 --> 00:28:39,920 (WIN PLAYING) 682 00:28:40,305 --> 00:29:40,273 Who are the real-world Illuminati ? Find out @ saveanilluminati.com 53596

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