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[ Spooky music plays ]
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How would you define horror?
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If today's people put down
their newfangled gizmos
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and gadgets for a brief moment,
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they probably start rambling on
about nonsense
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like wars, plagues,
and terrorist attacks.
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What they would neglect
to mention
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are the actual horrors
of reality,
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like witches, ghouls,
and alien saucers.
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However, after tonight,
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you can add something else
to that list --
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the primal, disturbing horror
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of the unknown.
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♪♪
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[ Bird cawing ]
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♪♪
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Charlie, what are you
supposed to be?
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[ Sighs ] He doesn't want
to dress up as anything.
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Listen, I-I've seen
way too many people
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get their careers ruined over
all the Halloween costumes,
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I'm not doing it.
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Why don't you just
put on some face paint
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and be a zombie
or something?
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Dude, face paint gets
people in way more trouble
than anything else.
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I mean, I have no idea
what's going to be
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offensive in 10 years.
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Oh, come on, Charlie,
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where's your
Halloween spirit?
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When you put on a costume,
you can be anything!
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Pim, that's insane.
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Could regular Pim be
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the sharpest gunslinger
in the West?
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You're not gonna
hit that, man.
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You need to pick those up
when you're done.
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Don't leave them all over
the floor.
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I'm like 100% positive.
you're not gonna hit that.
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Okay, you actually hit it.
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Aah!
Oh, my God, Alan,
I'm so sorry.
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What the [bleep], Pim?
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I thought
this was safe, Alan.
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I really didn't know
it could do that.
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It's fine. Just no more guns
inside, okay?
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We're done with
the gun stuff,
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Everyone,
I have some bad news.
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Halloween is canceled.
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All: Aw!
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Yep, we're all out of
firewood,
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and it's just
not the same
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without a big Halloween
fire pit.
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If only someone could
wrangle up some firewood.
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[ Sighs ] Oh, well.
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Oh, I could
wrangle up some firewood.
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Oh, Pim, that's wonderful!
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Follow me. I'll show you
where the good stuff is.
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All right.
Uh, see those woods over there?
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Yeah.
So I usually
just go in there
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and pick some crap
off the floor and --
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-Oh, okay.
-What?
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Oh, I was just saying
okay.
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Oh, yeah, it's all good.
It's all good.
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Uh, but anyway, yeah,
it's usually a little bit sparse
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this time of year,
but if you look hard enough,
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you should be able
to find something.
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[ Chuckles ]
Uh, yeah, that sounds
pretty easy.
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I should be able
to do that.
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Wait!
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One more thing.
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Whatever you do,
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don't go beyond
the rickety bridge.
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Why not?
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Hmm? Huh?
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Because...
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you'll get lost!
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[ Ominous music plays ]
[ Gulps ]
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[ Peppy music plays ]
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♪ Picking up twigs,
picking up twigs ♪
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♪ I like, I like
picking up twigs ♪
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♪ One twig, two twig,
three twig, four ♪
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♪ I like twigs,
and I want some more ♪
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[ Chirping tune ]
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Oh, thank you, Mr. Bird.
Mwah!
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Hmm.
These twigs are nice and all,
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but I wish I had something
with a bit more girth.
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Oh, that's more like it!
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Hmm.
What did the boss say
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about that rickety bridge again?
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Don't go beyond
the rickety bridge.
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You'll get lost!
[ Coughs ]
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The boss did say not to go
beyond the rickety bridge,
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but all the good firewood
is there.
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Hmm. This truly is
a cowboy's dilemma.
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If I just mark the trees
like a true pioneer,
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I'll be able to find
my way back, no problem.
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[ Hocks loogie ]
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Oh, whoops.
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[ Ominous music plays ]
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♪♪
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Well, a cowboy's gotta do
what a cowboy's gotta do.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Twig snaps ]
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[ Rustling ]
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Uh, all right, that's about
all I can carry.
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I should probably get back
to the office anyway.
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It's getting late.
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Huh? [ Gasps ]
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[ Thunder rumbles ]
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Ah, what the...
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Ah, no, no, no, no! No!
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Ah! [ Panting ]
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♪♪
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Oh, fudge.
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[ Thunder crashes ]
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[ Screams ]
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Oh! Oh! Ooh! Ah!
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[ Screams ]
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♪♪
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[ Gasping ]
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♪♪
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[ Panting ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Exhales ]
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[ Thunder rumbles ]
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[ Building creaking ]
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[ Whimpers ]
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I-I'll just stay here
till the rain dies down.
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Everything --
Everything's gonna be fine.
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This place isn't so bad.
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In fact, I could see myself
settling down here.
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Yeah, right there is where
my exotic wife will sit
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and knit me beautiful quilts.
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Hello, wifey!
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Hello, Pim.
I do love you.
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And that's where the younglings
will sit and go wild with fun.
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Hello, my babies!
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Hello, Daddy Pim!
Hello, Daddy Pim!
Hello, Daddy Pim!
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And now there is where I'll
toil away on my lovely farm.
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Hello, farmy!
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[ Thunder crashes ]
[ Screams ]
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[ Panting ]
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♪♪
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[ Gasping and grunting ]
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What do I do?
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Run, Daddy Pim!
Run, Daddy Pim!
Run, Daddy Pim!
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You'll never escape.
You're gonna die here, Pim.
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Aghhhhh!
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[ Gasps and whimpers ]
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[ Panting and grunting ]
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[ Gasps and screams ]
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[ Grunting ]
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Oof! [ Groans ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Music calms ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Screeches ]
[ Screams ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Screeches ]
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[ Screams ]
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[ Panting ]
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Aaah!
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[ Whimpering ]
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[ Screeching in distance ]
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♪♪
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[ Screams ]
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[ Screeches ]
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[ Screams ]
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[ Indistinct talking ]
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[ Screeches ]
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Whoa, is that
[bleep] blackface, dude?
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No, no, no,
this isn't blackface,
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I'm an actual demon.
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Bro, please tell me
that's not blackface.
Are you [bleep] serious?
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-Not cool, man.
-No, no, no, no.
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You don't understand.
I'm literally a forest demon
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from across the bridge.
This isn't a costume.
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Get the [bleep] out, man!
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[ Crowd murmuring ]
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[ Crowd shouting and cheering ]
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See, that's exactly the why
I don't dress up for Halloween,
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right there,
that's the reason.
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[ Glass shatters,
shouting continues ]
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[ Cheering ]
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[ Glass shatters ]
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Yeah, and thanks for wrangling
up that firewood, buddy.
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Halloween is saved!
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[ Shouting and glass shattering
continues ]
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[ Smoke alarm beeping ]
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[ Muffled shouting ]
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[ Spooky music plays ]
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So, my friends,
what did we learn tonight?
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The only thing more horrifying
than the unknown up there
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is the unknown in here.
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And if you knew what went on
in here,
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you'd freak out.
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I guess I'm just a bit
more demented than most.
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Hey, buddy, you can't be hanging
around here watching cartoons.
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We've been getting complaints
all night.
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You need to leave.
Why?
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What law am I breaking?
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That'll be Title 18,
Chapter 55, Section 55.06 --
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loitering and prowling
at night.
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It's a third-degree
misdemeanor.
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Okay, I-I didn't know.
I...
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♪♪
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[ Coughs ]
Well, excuse me.
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[ Farts ]
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♪♪
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Man: Whooooooo!
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[ Laughs evilly ]
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♪♪
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[ Screaming ]
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[ Screaming ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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