All language subtitles for DAG - S04E09

The first hit makes you feel heavy.

The second gives you wings.

Christ!

Hi there.

Sorry. We meant to clean up
before you came home.

Where were you?

The others got so drunk.

I had to get some fresh air.

I can understand that.

You were asleep when I got home.

Ernst gave me some cold medicine.

It knocked me out.

I'll start cleaning.

And I'll paint that wall again,
of course.

OK.
I'm going to jump in the shower.

It's a cruel world - or a kind one.
Depending on how you're doing.

- Ready?
- No.

- Does he still live here?
- Relax. I've met him before.

I don't think he'll cause any trouble.

- Mia?
- Coming!

I need a little help here.

Hi.

Hi.

It sure is good to see you, son.

Let's go home.

Come on.

Hello!

Is there anybody in there?

OK, let's go.

- Picking up your family?
- Yes.

Good.

Family is important.

And Dorina?

Much better.

Take care of her for me, Benedikt.
I can't.

I'll come when I can.

OK.

I didn't expect
to see you here today.

(Malin responds in Finnish)

I didn't see that coming.

And thanks for redecorating
my living room.

- Thank you.
- Don't mention it.

I missed you a lot.

Really?

I have thought about you
every single day.

You can stay at my place
if you want.

I won't be there.

Dorina's in the hospital
and I can stay at Ernst's.

That sounds great.

Look at this!

- That isn't mine.
- I know. I grabbed it from the hall.

I almost forgot how crazy you are.

I almost forgot
how crazy I am about you.

Hi.

I thought I was in bad shape.

And you didn't even drink.

Want to curl up next to my shoes?

Funny.

Can I come in?

Where did you go last night?

I ... went for a walk.

You went for a two-hour walk?

It got a little overwhelming,
being the only sober one.

By the way, I texted Dag.

Said we'll repaint everything,
and all that.

I told him the same thing.

- Where were you?
- I went for a ...

A walk?

How long have we known each other?

A long time.

I can tell when you're lying.

Fine, I won't nag.

I slept with someone.

During your own bachelorette party?

Just before marrying my brother?

Who?

That's irrelevant.

Why?

Because I got scared.

I felt pressed into a corner.

About to structure my life
in a way I'm not sure I want.

Like someone's locking the door to
the world and throwing away the key.

I got scared.

You're the one
who wanted to get married, Eva.

What the hell is your problem?

Huh?

Shit!

Have you told him?

No.

So it's a mental morning gift
for yourself?

Something to leave unsaid?

The only reason to tell him
would be to clear my own conscience.

I don't ...
I don't want to make him unhappy.

It meant nothing.

I did it, and I have to live with it

And it will never happen again.

And you're sharing this with me
because ...?

I didn't come here
to get yelled at, Marianne.

I did it.

Period.

My brother is marrying a man.

If this is so hard for you,
tell him yourself.

I'm sure you've thought about that.

That I can do your dirty work.
As usual.

You had to run when things
got serious. God, you're pathetic!

You have both barrels in your mouth, -

- and just have to pull the trigger
every fucking time!

Sorry for ruining your day.

Thanks for coming.

Talking to a piece of cardboard
didn't work very well.

I should be counseling myself,
but since you're the one person -

- I have most in common with,
I have a couple of questions.

I need to understand how we think.

We have spent some time
on this topic.

I am about to
get married and become a father.

One of those romantic dreams
about "the rest of my life".

But viewed from that chair,
it looks like pure hell.

So let's start with
the most important question:

Is this the end of time to myself?

Yes, to a certain extent.

Or you'll have to try to find it
outside the home.

The problem is, -

- once we have kids,
we want to be with them.

But that's hard work.

Which makes you more desperate
for time alone.

And then you feel guilty
when you're away.

It's dual answers like that
that get us into trouble.

True.

Does life get any better
by starting a family?

It can be fantastic to come home
to the pitter-patter of baby feet.

With your well-rested wife
smiling in the hall.

Other days it's a strait-jacket, -

- and all you want to do is escape to
some hotel and empty the minibar.

Are there no unambiguous answers?

Not that I have been able to find.
And I have searched long and hard.

How about waking up -

- with the same person
every single day?

Having children can be the glue
that keeps you together.

It connects you for life,
no matter what.

And nostalgia has a tendency
to block out reality.

Suddenly you're willing to compromise.

Yet you'll still argue
about the most trivial things.

You're searching for answers
that simply don't exist.

Maybe the goal is to think less.

Without feeling guilty.
I don't know.

Dammit!

Anyway, thanks for dropping by.

Don't try talking to my secretary.
She's become a Finn.

The fact that
we believe in something -

- doesn't divide us, it unites us.

- Yes, Isak?
- Is polygamy acceptable?

- What do you mean?
- I've got lots of chicks.

I can't kick them all out
because of this new religion.

If you're comfortable with your lives,
so are we. Our God judges no one.

- But I didn't think you were Amish.
- No, yeah, right.

It's that wool. I couldn't handle it.
It itches like a motherfucker.

I was bowlegged as John Wayne for
a week. And not because of a horse.

A ton of women?
I don't oppose that at all.

But that wool itches
on my balls and ass!

Is there any chance
I could get electricity?

Man created God,
not the other way around.

Faith begins with us.

So it seems foolish
to follow a faith -

- that makes life harder,
spreads hatred.

Let us build a religion
that unites us and brings us joy.

We are one and the same.
If we accept polygamy, so be it.

- I disapprove.
- That's fine too.

As long as we agree
that our God does not judge, -

- but loves unconditionally.

We can disagree on how to live
our lives, but our faith unites us.

- Can I ask a question?
- Absolutely.

Appearance.

What ...
What does our God look like?

The Romans and Greeks
had the best gods.

They all had swords, wine, chicks,
and not least: Linen.

If you have read the Bible, -

-it says God created man
in his own image.

So, yes.
Look around.

We are God.

You are God.

- Am I God?
- Yes, Isak.

- Oh, damn.
- I think we're done for today.

I am God, you are God!

- Here is my rent.
- Good.

- When is your next meeting?
- Tuesday.

- Thank you, that was lovely.
- Good. Good.

Good to see you again.

Sorry about that bicycle pump.

You're one to talk!
You and your ...

So, are you back in the homeland yet?

Don't be so condescending.

I get Finnish flashbacks
when I drink too much. I'm fine now.

Guess I'll call it a night.

Head home to my wife and kids.

That's right.
Ernst called.

Are they back already?

What's this?

Sorry. Finnish is still
my written language.

"Bachelor party at Ernst's at 8 p.m."

I don't want a bachelor party!

Have fun.

Hulluja!

Forget it. Finnish is like Greek to me
once I'm back to normal.

- Hello?
- Hi, come in.

Hi!

Thanks for last night.

Likewise.

- You OK?
- Absolutely.

Just trying to get
this damn to work.

- I brought you some coffee.
- Thanks.

And ...

I want to -

- apologize
for what happened last night.

I needed to feel like I had a life -

- that was different,
and I used you.

So I want to apologize.
It won't happen again.

Is this why you came here?

Yes.

Do I look devastated?

No.

I made the first move.

And I sent you a text yesterday -

- that was more than a subtle hint.

And we were both easily swayed.

We both had a rough night.

And you were
the easiest person for me to call.

So I did it.

OK, in that case ...

Now what?

First I am going to get rid of this.

I have an appointment tomorrow.
There's so much more I want to do.

I don't want any ties to Pål, -

- considering our history.

There's a big world out there.

And I only have one life.

Good luck.

Thank you.
And ...

Good luck with your wedding.

Yeah.
Thanks.

Bye.

Is alcohol such a good idea?

It's up to him, but if he wants to
drink we should give him the option.

He should have it within reach.

- Heard from Mia?
- They're at my place.

I stocked the fridge
and found Alex' toys.

So everything is set there.
I'm sure the'll figure it out.

And will you figure it out?

- What, with Mia?
- Yes, Mia and Alexander.

And Dorina, who is still
in the hospital, pregnant.

- And you.
- I can take care of myself.

But right now, a safe place to stay is
more important for them than for me.

Let's deal with tomorrow tomorrow.

Right now -

- this is all that matters.

Right?

Ernst, I have shaped up.

I will be responsible.
I promise.

I will take care
of everyone I care about.

And never fuck up again.

But right now I'm about to lose
another piece of my only friend.

Consider this -

- the last night with the guys.

Apple and pear trees were a-blooming

Mist on the river floating

Perhaps Katyusha will be remembered

Perhaps before the year is over!

- So that's where we're at.
- Hug?

Sure.

Check this out, Dag.
Cool huh?

OK, pops ...

Open wide.
"Say hello to my little friend!"

- A Pez dispenser?
- Yeah!

Only available for a few months
in the '60s.

People choked
when they shot themselves.

It's real.
Cost me a fortune.

But the coolest part is ...
your old friend.

Recognize this?
Mr. Valium.

So now, my dear friend,
it's your turn.

- No, I can't.
- Your turn!

Open wide, my friend!

You aren't going to hit my mouth.

Where is it?

This one, baby!

Come on, it's fun!

This is a bachelor party.

Ready?

Almost!
One more time.

I think that was my cue.

- Cue?
- I didn't want a party.

Yesterday was enough.
But thanks for the initiative.

- Where are you going?
- He wants to go home.

You can't leave now, Dag.
We have a stripper.

I know you said no naked chicks.

Look at that!

Hi, guys.

Hi.
Have fun.

No, Dag!

Don't go.
It's a bachelor party!

Someone has to fuck the stripper!

- Hi.
- Hi.

- Home already?
- Yeah.

This is where I want to be.

With you.

I don't know why.

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