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He's here.
Boyle is here.
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This is so fun!
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I wish you guys
got shot more often.
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Buh-buh-buh-back
in the nine nine.
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[Cheers and applause]
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Welcome back, Detective.
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Wow, is this all for me?
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(Jake)
Of course it is.
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What're you wearing,
there, buddy?
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Oh, none of my pants
fit over my butt cast.
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Lucky for me my
lent me her leg warmers.
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That is lucky.
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Pretty sweet scooter.
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Yeah, I know.
Check out these doughnuts.
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Whoo-hoo!
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Oh, that went terribly.
Can I help you with something?
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Nope, nope.
Everything's under control.
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I picked up a couple
reacher grabbers.
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Yeah.
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So I'm able to do
everything that I used to do.
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So now, if you'll excuse me,
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I'm going to go make myself
a morning cup of coffee
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like I do every day.
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Okay, okay.
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Just gotta...
No problem.
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[Mug shatters]
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[People ooh]
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Oh...
The heart is the hardest part.
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[People oh]
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Let me get that
for you, Boyle.
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No need. No need at all.
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That's sweet, Rosa.
Here we go.
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(Terry)
Ah...
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Hey, Charles, just take
my coffee. It's fresh.
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Okay, I guess.
I mean, if you don't mind.
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All right, you got it? Ah...
[Chuckles]
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No problem.
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Why wouldn't you
just use your other hand?
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Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!
Hot coffee in my cast!
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Ah!
[Gasps]
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Ah...
[Sighs]
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Cold milk.
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Cold milk.
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That's coming out
the bottom.
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It is coming out the bottom
of my cast.
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[People groan] (Gina) All right.
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Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD
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♪
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Who are the real-world Illuminati ?
Find out @ saveanilluminati.com
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Hey.
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What's going on?
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Just picked him up on a dozen
counts of identity theft.
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His name is Doug Judy.
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You ever seen him before?
No.
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[Rolling rs]
♪ Rosa
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♪ Rosa, Rosa
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♪ Oh, yeah
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♪ Beautiful Rosa
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I think he's into me.
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What do you do
to these perps?
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Fear is a powerful
aphrodisiac.
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Anyway, he said he wants
to speak to "John
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or Jack Peralta
or whatever."
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What does he want
with me?
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And should I change my name
to Jack Peralta?
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That sounds badass.
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[Dramatic voice]
Jack Peralta, crocodile hunter.
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Yeah.
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He said he wants a deal.
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He has some information about
some dude who steals Pontiacs.
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Pontiacs? He knows about
the Pontiac bandit.
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Listen to me,
he specifically said
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he knows a guy
who steals Pontiacs?
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Yeah, I just said that.
Chill, man.
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Okay.
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Okay, sorry.
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M'kay. [Laughs]
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(Doug)
Hey, Diaz.
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Come here
and talk to me.
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This dude is super horny.
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Yeah.
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Ah. Whoa.
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[Scooter beeping]
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[Beeping]
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Backing up, guys.
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Oh, are you? Huh.
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(Scooter's computer voice) Please get
out of my way. I am physically disabled.
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One of these buttons...
[Horn honking]
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Sorry, sorry.
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Oh, you don't have to apologize
for anything, Boyle.
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You were shot
in the line of duty,
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defending a fellow
officer.
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You know, the doctor said
that if the bullet
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was two millimeters
to the left
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and a foot higher, I might
never have walked again.
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Everyone here appreciates
your heroism, Boyle.
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We all want your
first day back
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to be as pleasant and
as comfortable as possible.
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Right, detectives?
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Absolutely.
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Hey, Boyle. You want to choose
where we order lunch from today?
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Really? You're lifting
the lifetime ban?
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I thought my
lunch choices were
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"horrifying
adventures in diarrhea."
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Today, Charles, we take
that adventure with you.
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(Charles)
All right!
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I've been craving
Sudanese all day.
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I'll print out some menus.
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[Thump]
Ouch.
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You ran over my foot.
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I am in incredible pain.
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I used to work
at a chop shop.
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It was chill.
Decent hours, good benefits.
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You could work
while you were High.
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Which I never did,
'cause that's irresponsible.
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Anyway, we did a lot
of work for this dude
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who stole Pontiacs.
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The Pontiac bandit!
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Okay. We called him bill,
but whatever.
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No, not whatever. The Pontiac
bandit is my Nemesis.
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I've been chasing
this guy for eight years.
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He's stolen hundreds of cars,
all of them Pontiacs.
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He's never left
any evidence,
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and he's never
been caught on Cam
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the guy is a ghost.
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Super ghost.
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He's a super ghost!
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Before we go any further,
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we need to know
if you're for real.
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Describe the guy.
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(Doug)
Asian dude.
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Maybe 5'8",
spiky black hair.
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Rocks in both ears.
Always wears a black suit.
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And speaks with
a British accent.
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Like my girl Dame Judi Dench.
I have impeccable taste.
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So would you say
he looks sort of like...
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This?
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That's bill.
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This is a composite sketch
from ten interviews I've done.
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Perfect match.
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So all you know is what
a bunch of other mopes
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have said over the years.
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Anything else?
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Yeah. I know how to get
in touch with him.
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Doug Judy!
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You wanted to see me,
Captain?
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My husband's dog cheddar had
relations with our neighbor dog
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karate and produced
these two smaller dogs
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he insisted that I find them a
good home with someone we trust.
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You can trust me.
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Dogs are my whole life.
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Also work.
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Doing work
and hanging with dogs.
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That's my lifestyle.
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[Sneezes]
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[Coughs]
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You're allergic to dogs,
aren't you? Nope.
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I just need an epipen
because my happiness
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is making my throat close up.
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Hand me the small dog,
Santiago.
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[Sneezing]
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So the burner phone
that Doug Judy used
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to contact the Pontiac bandit
is at his mom's house.
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He's agreed to help us
catch the bandit
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if we drop all charges
against him.
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How many cars would you say
this Pontiac bandit has stolen?
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230 that I know of.
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But the real number could be
in the millions.
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You're not very good
at math.
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What are the charges
against Judy?
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12 counts of identity theft,
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but I've been chasing him
for a month.
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Oh, a month?
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I've been trying to catch the
Pontiac bandit for eight years.
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You know how many
months that is?
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96.
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80... 40... and 6
years, months.
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Do you need a math tutor?
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Because the department
will provide one for you.
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I can't tell if
you're being serious.
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I'm on the fence here.
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Diaz caught him.
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It's your call.
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Look, this guy is for real.
1,000 push-ups.
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1,000 push-ups, really?
Yes.
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Okay. I'm in.
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(Holt)
What's 1,000 push-ups?
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Oh, we were in
the academy together,
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and we hated
all the drills, so now
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when we're on a case and
one of us says 1,000 push-ups,
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it means I'm so sure I'm right
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that if I'm wrong,
I'll do 1,000 push-ups.
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(Rosa)
It's a pact we made.
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It really just means
"trust me." And I do.
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(Holt)
Okay.
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Make the deal.
Yes!
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I've got you now,
Pontiac bandit. Whoo!
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Feels good to finally say that
in front of actual people
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instead of just the mirror.
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All right, so we grab
the burner, catch the bandit,
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become police legends.
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My mom's car is here.
She's home.
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Can I take these cuffs off?
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No way.
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She doesn't know
I'm a criminal.
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She thinks I own an architecture
firm with all white employees.
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That's racist.
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Why stop there? Why not tell her
you're an astronaut?
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'Cause space is scary.
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You saw what it did
to Sandy bullock.
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Yeah, I'm with him
on this one.
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I'll stay on earth,
thank you very much.
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Yeah.
[Laughs]
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Come on, Rosa.
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We can play-act with his mom
for two minutes to get a lead.
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Fine.
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One false move, and I tase you
in front of your mom.
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Dougie!
Oh, my beautiful boy.
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[Smooches]
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Well, shouldn't you be
at work?
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Never too busy to see my mama. Oh.
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Mama, this is
my girlfriend Rosa.
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And this is my
personal assistant.
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Mangy Carl.
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Aw, it's nice to meet you.
You can just call me Carl.
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Mangy Carl used to be
a homeless gentleman.
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I work with a charity
that finds jobs
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for down-on-their-luck
white people.
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Oh...
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He's just a big, old angel.
He's been so good to...
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The whites.
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[Laughter]
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Yes, he is.
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Yeah.
This guy.
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Aw...
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[Both laughing]
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Hey, speaking of which, we
should probably grab that phone,
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you know, so you can
get back to architecturals.
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Yes, it's in
the spare bedroom.
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I'll go with you.
It's a mess.
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Actually, we can handle it
on our own, ma'am.
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Thank you so much.
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Why don't you just
stay up here and...
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Chop it up with Rosa?
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Well, that sounds nice.
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We can get to know
each other a little.
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I love getting
to know people.
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It's my jam.
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[Slurping]
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Oh, how good is this food?
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I'm eating it.
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They accidentally
put a stone in mine.
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Oh, no, no, no, no,
that's the hoof!
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[Gasps] That's the best
part of the stew!
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Oh, man.
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00:08:38,983 --> 00:08:42,252
Think of it as marrow nugget
wrapped in a thick toenail.
257
00:08:42,253 --> 00:08:43,787
[Gags]
258
00:08:43,788 --> 00:08:44,922
(Charles)
[Slurps] Mmm.
259
00:08:44,923 --> 00:08:46,490
Hey, did I tell you guys
what the doctor said?
260
00:08:46,491 --> 00:08:47,491
Mm-hmm.
261
00:08:47,492 --> 00:08:48,992
Couple times.
262
00:08:48,993 --> 00:08:51,295
But we'd love
to hear it again.
263
00:08:51,296 --> 00:08:53,764
He said that if the bullet was a
fraction of an inch to the left
264
00:08:53,765 --> 00:08:56,767
and two feet up,
it woulda hit my brain.
265
00:08:56,768 --> 00:08:58,368
Oh...
Yeah.
266
00:08:58,369 --> 00:09:00,771
[Slurps]
267
00:09:00,772 --> 00:09:01,939
Oh...
268
00:09:01,940 --> 00:09:06,477
"Back in the game.
When can we meet?"
269
00:09:06,478 --> 00:09:09,646
Damn, you're a good assistant.
I could get used to this.
270
00:09:09,647 --> 00:09:10,848
How long till he usually
gets back to you?
271
00:09:10,849 --> 00:09:13,217
Like ten minutes.
Chill, mangy.
272
00:09:13,218 --> 00:09:15,018
I can't chill. I've never
been this close before.
273
00:09:15,019 --> 00:09:18,122
I gotta admit, your enthusiasm
makes me want you to catch him.
274
00:09:18,123 --> 00:09:19,957
Thank you.
275
00:09:19,958 --> 00:09:21,458
Are these laserdiscs?
276
00:09:21,459 --> 00:09:22,893
Yeah, I robbed
a tower records back in '92.
277
00:09:22,894 --> 00:09:24,428
Kept my faves.
278
00:09:24,429 --> 00:09:26,430
Doug Judy.
Ooh.
279
00:09:26,431 --> 00:09:28,699
Blade runner, tron, oh!
280
00:09:28,700 --> 00:09:29,933
Fievel goes west?
281
00:09:29,934 --> 00:09:32,302
Yes, sir.
Love that little mouse.
282
00:09:32,303 --> 00:09:34,338
His journey...
The story of America.
283
00:09:34,339 --> 00:09:35,873
I could not agree more.
284
00:09:35,874 --> 00:09:37,941
Fievel?
Papa.
285
00:09:37,942 --> 00:09:39,810
Fievel!
Papa!
286
00:09:39,811 --> 00:09:42,179
Fie-vel!
Pa-pa!
287
00:09:42,180 --> 00:09:43,180
Fie-vel!
288
00:09:43,181 --> 00:09:44,181
You guys having fun?
289
00:09:44,182 --> 00:09:45,415
Hey.
'Cause I'm not.
290
00:09:45,450 --> 00:09:47,851
His mom put this stupid
braid in my hair.
291
00:09:47,852 --> 00:09:48,852
Oh, looks beautiful.
292
00:09:48,887 --> 00:09:51,688
Yeah, it's kinda cute.
293
00:09:51,689 --> 00:09:53,524
Please have my children.
294
00:09:53,558 --> 00:09:55,859
[Phone chimes]
295
00:09:55,860 --> 00:09:57,227
It's him.
296
00:09:57,228 --> 00:09:59,663
Parking lot on Flatbush
and Vanderbilt in 15 minutes.
297
00:09:59,664 --> 00:10:01,025
Let's go. (Doug) Wait, wait, wait.
298
00:10:01,032 --> 00:10:02,699
Diaz looks like
a dirty criminal.
299
00:10:02,700 --> 00:10:03,767
But you look like a cop, man.
300
00:10:03,768 --> 00:10:04,768
You can't go over there
like that.
301
00:10:04,769 --> 00:10:07,971
What'd you have in mind?
302
00:10:07,972 --> 00:10:09,740
♪ Don't call it a comeback
303
00:10:09,741 --> 00:10:11,241
♪ I been here for years
304
00:10:11,242 --> 00:10:12,609
♪ Rockin' my peers
and puttin' suckas in fear ♪
305
00:10:12,610 --> 00:10:15,679
♪ Makin' the tears rain down
like a monsoon ♪
306
00:10:15,680 --> 00:10:17,714
♪ Listen to the bass go boom
307
00:10:17,715 --> 00:10:19,516
♪ Explosion overpowerin'
308
00:10:19,517 --> 00:10:22,352
♪ Over the competition
I'm towerin' ♪
309
00:10:22,353 --> 00:10:25,322
I don't look
like a cop now.
310
00:10:25,323 --> 00:10:27,391
No, you look like
a Boyz II Men Easter album.
311
00:10:27,392 --> 00:10:28,659
Burn.
312
00:10:28,693 --> 00:10:30,627
That's not a burn,
that's cool.
313
00:10:30,662 --> 00:10:31,862
[Door opens]
314
00:10:31,863 --> 00:10:33,964
Gina, we've been
looking all over for you.
315
00:10:33,965 --> 00:10:35,432
You can't just disappear
316
00:10:35,433 --> 00:10:37,901
and leave a sign on your desk
that says, "gone leavin'."
317
00:10:37,902 --> 00:10:39,036
(Gina)
I'm hiding from Charles.
318
00:10:39,070 --> 00:10:41,038
I can't take him anymore.
319
00:10:41,072 --> 00:10:42,639
It's safe in here
320
00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:45,542
'cause his scooter can't get up
the steps in the hallway.
321
00:10:45,577 --> 00:10:46,777
Gina, have some compassion.
322
00:10:46,778 --> 00:10:48,679
Boyle got hurt
doing something brave.
323
00:10:48,680 --> 00:10:51,481
You didn't have to do
physical therapy with him, Amy.
324
00:10:51,482 --> 00:10:54,084
Pedal, pedal, pedal, pedal,
pedal, pedal, push.
325
00:10:54,085 --> 00:10:57,054
Pedal, pedal, pedal,
pedal, pedal, push.
326
00:10:57,055 --> 00:10:59,456
All this cycling makes me
feel like Lance Armstrong.
327
00:10:59,457 --> 00:11:01,491
Like you use
performance-enhancing drugs
328
00:11:01,492 --> 00:11:02,926
and have one teste?
329
00:11:02,927 --> 00:11:04,561
Wouldn't you like to know?
330
00:11:04,596 --> 00:11:06,897
How long can you
possibly hide in here?
331
00:11:06,898 --> 00:11:08,632
I sent all the Captain's
calls here,
332
00:11:08,633 --> 00:11:10,834
my phone battery's
at 100% charge,
333
00:11:10,835 --> 00:11:12,970
and I have ten loose
diner mints in my purse.
334
00:11:12,971 --> 00:11:15,539
This is my home now.
335
00:11:15,573 --> 00:11:18,942
I gotta say,
the suit is growing on me.
336
00:11:18,943 --> 00:11:19,942
Looks good.
337
00:11:19,944 --> 00:11:21,889
Is it triple-breasted
somehow?
338
00:11:21,913 --> 00:11:22,946
There's no such thing.
339
00:11:22,981 --> 00:11:24,681
What about the girl
in total recall?
340
00:11:24,716 --> 00:11:26,984
Mmm. Triple bitties.
341
00:11:26,985 --> 00:11:28,785
Triple bitties.
Triple bitties. Yeah.
342
00:11:28,786 --> 00:11:29,786
[Laughs]
Rosa...
343
00:11:29,787 --> 00:11:31,922
There's no sign of anyone.
344
00:11:31,923 --> 00:11:32,923
You sure about this?
345
00:11:32,924 --> 00:11:33,957
1,000 push-ups.
346
00:11:33,958 --> 00:11:36,260
Okay.
347
00:11:36,261 --> 00:11:39,062
Heads up.
348
00:11:40,598 --> 00:11:42,466
Who the hell are you?
Where's bill?
349
00:11:42,467 --> 00:11:43,800
He hadn't heard
from you in a while,
350
00:11:43,801 --> 00:11:45,736
so he sent me to make sure
everything was cool.
351
00:11:45,737 --> 00:11:46,837
Apparently it's not.
352
00:11:46,838 --> 00:11:48,205
Who are they?
353
00:11:48,206 --> 00:11:49,406
They're with me.
354
00:11:49,407 --> 00:11:52,109
This is the buyer. Carl Mangerman.
'Sup?
355
00:11:52,110 --> 00:11:54,177
I don't know them,
I don't trust them.
356
00:11:54,178 --> 00:11:56,647
He meets with you alone
or it's off.
357
00:11:56,681 --> 00:11:58,382
I'll text the address.
358
00:12:01,486 --> 00:12:02,619
Come on!
359
00:12:02,654 --> 00:12:03,987
I promise you this.
360
00:12:03,988 --> 00:12:07,658
They have not heard the last
of Carl mangerman.
361
00:12:07,659 --> 00:12:11,995
Sergeant, I'd like you
to meet Richard and Dan.
362
00:12:11,996 --> 00:12:12,996
They are puppies.
363
00:12:12,997 --> 00:12:14,865
Very cute, sir.
364
00:12:14,866 --> 00:12:17,501
Maybe your twins would like
some little, furry friends.
365
00:12:17,502 --> 00:12:20,237
I'm sorry, sir,
but that's impossible.
366
00:12:20,238 --> 00:12:21,571
With the twins
learning how to walk,
367
00:12:21,572 --> 00:12:23,607
chaos reigns
at the Jeffords household.
368
00:12:23,608 --> 00:12:26,977
I can't let those innocent
pups into that madhouse.
369
00:12:26,978 --> 00:12:28,578
Terry won't do you like that.
370
00:12:28,579 --> 00:12:29,613
(Holt)
I understand.
371
00:12:29,614 --> 00:12:33,383
Just know you have
disappointed...
372
00:12:33,384 --> 00:12:36,086
All three of us.
373
00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:40,190
That's cold, sir.
374
00:12:40,224 --> 00:12:42,492
All right,
it's worth the risk.
375
00:12:42,527 --> 00:12:44,261
We send him in alone.
376
00:12:44,295 --> 00:12:46,463
No, we do not. Something
doesn't smell right to me.
377
00:12:46,464 --> 00:12:48,498
Could be my dad's suit.
He died in it.
378
00:12:48,533 --> 00:12:49,532
He died in it?
379
00:12:49,534 --> 00:12:53,370
Oh, man.
[Phone chimes]
380
00:12:53,371 --> 00:12:55,439
They just sent the location.
381
00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:57,307
(Doug) Man, this dude is cautious.
382
00:12:57,308 --> 00:12:59,042
If I show up one minute late
or I'm not alone,
383
00:12:59,043 --> 00:13:00,577
he's done with me.
384
00:13:00,578 --> 00:13:02,045
This is your last shot.
385
00:13:02,046 --> 00:13:03,880
I can't let the Pontiac bandit
get away.
386
00:13:03,881 --> 00:13:06,316
Put a wire on him, get
a tactical team in as backup.
387
00:13:06,317 --> 00:13:07,684
It's the only way.
388
00:13:07,685 --> 00:13:09,219
Doug Judy and I know this guy.
You have to trust us.
389
00:13:09,220 --> 00:13:10,220
Do I?
390
00:13:10,221 --> 00:13:11,355
One of you is a criminal,
391
00:13:11,356 --> 00:13:12,756
and the other one
is dressed like Steve Harvey.
392
00:13:12,757 --> 00:13:14,877
It's over.
I'm ending this now.
393
00:13:14,892 --> 00:13:15,892
Sorry, Jake.
394
00:13:15,893 --> 00:13:17,728
Seriously?
395
00:13:17,762 --> 00:13:19,663
Yeah. 1,000 push-ups.
396
00:13:19,697 --> 00:13:21,565
Well, I raise you.
2,000 push-ups.
397
00:13:21,599 --> 00:13:23,500
What?
That's not how this works.
398
00:13:23,501 --> 00:13:25,168
I said 1,000 push-ups,
you have to back me up.
399
00:13:25,169 --> 00:13:26,470
That's the pact,
end of story.
400
00:13:26,471 --> 00:13:27,904
Well, I break the pact.
401
00:13:27,939 --> 00:13:30,707
I hope you understand
how serious this is to me.
402
00:13:30,708 --> 00:13:31,842
Come on, Rosa.
403
00:13:31,876 --> 00:13:34,344
Can't you read
between the lines, man?
404
00:13:34,345 --> 00:13:35,612
Don't quote die hard.
405
00:13:35,613 --> 00:13:36,947
Sorry.
406
00:13:36,948 --> 00:13:38,515
But we're still
sending him in alone.
407
00:13:41,023 --> 00:13:42,123
(Jake) We need evidence,
so get him talking.
408
00:13:42,124 --> 00:13:45,293
Ask questions about money,
cars, specifics.
409
00:13:45,327 --> 00:13:48,096
I'm getting kind of nervous,
man. This dude is for real.
410
00:13:48,097 --> 00:13:49,230
You sure you got
everything covered?
411
00:13:49,231 --> 00:13:50,364
Yeah.
412
00:13:50,365 --> 00:13:52,100
There's a body
on the back door,
413
00:13:52,101 --> 00:13:53,668
eyes on the side door,
414
00:13:53,702 --> 00:13:55,670
and two guys out on the corner.
You're gonna be fine.
415
00:13:55,704 --> 00:13:56,738
What about choppers?
416
00:13:56,772 --> 00:13:59,040
You got choppers?
With snipers and rockets?
417
00:13:59,074 --> 00:14:00,875
No one has
rocket choppers.
418
00:14:00,876 --> 00:14:04,746
Although that does
sound amazing.
419
00:14:04,780 --> 00:14:06,347
So, what'd I miss?
420
00:14:06,348 --> 00:14:09,217
Tell me all the jokes.
Everything funny that happened.
421
00:14:09,251 --> 00:14:11,619
Charles, we really
need to get back to...
422
00:14:11,620 --> 00:14:13,521
Hitchcock called himself
Scully by accident.
423
00:14:13,522 --> 00:14:16,891
I did. But it brought
me and Scully closer together.
424
00:14:16,892 --> 00:14:18,226
(Charles) [Laughs] That's great!
425
00:14:18,260 --> 00:14:19,260
What else?
426
00:14:19,261 --> 00:14:20,495
Oh...
427
00:14:20,496 --> 00:14:23,531
Oh, I laughed too hard.
Lost another highlighter.
428
00:14:23,532 --> 00:14:25,233
Does anyone have
skinny forearms?
429
00:14:25,267 --> 00:14:26,400
Fine.
430
00:14:26,435 --> 00:14:29,403
Great.
431
00:14:31,406 --> 00:14:33,608
Yeah, it's way
down there by my butt.
432
00:14:33,609 --> 00:14:34,609
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, that's it.
433
00:14:34,610 --> 00:14:35,943
Is that it?
Yup.
434
00:14:35,944 --> 00:14:36,911
Oh, okay. (Charles) Right there.
435
00:14:36,945 --> 00:14:38,279
Ah!
436
00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:39,947
Got it.
437
00:14:39,982 --> 00:14:42,650
Oh, my God.
Where's my grandmother's ring?
438
00:14:42,651 --> 00:14:44,752
Oop. Found it.
439
00:14:44,753 --> 00:14:46,754
I'll be right back.
440
00:14:46,755 --> 00:14:48,790
(Scooter's computer voice) Please get
out of my way. I am physically disabled.
441
00:14:48,791 --> 00:14:50,348
[Beeping]
Please get out of my way.
442
00:14:52,261 --> 00:14:53,928
Welcome to
the Boyle-free zone.
443
00:14:53,929 --> 00:14:56,430
Please turn off
all cell phones
444
00:14:56,465 --> 00:14:59,734
so as not to attract
any unwanted attention.
445
00:14:59,735 --> 00:15:01,402
Can I offer you a mint?
446
00:15:01,403 --> 00:15:04,272
(Rosa) We got eyes on the bandit.
He's a block away.
447
00:15:04,273 --> 00:15:05,940
You ready?
448
00:15:05,941 --> 00:15:07,809
You and me, Jakey.
We were born ready.
449
00:15:07,843 --> 00:15:09,243
Go, Judy, go.
450
00:15:13,015 --> 00:15:14,315
[Shutter clicking]
451
00:15:14,316 --> 00:15:16,317
(Jake) We meet at last,
Pontiac bandit.
452
00:15:16,351 --> 00:15:19,453
For eight years
I've tracked you.
453
00:15:19,454 --> 00:15:22,690
And today I'm taking you down.
454
00:15:22,691 --> 00:15:23,772
Doug Judy, can you hear me?
455
00:15:23,792 --> 00:15:25,426
Say something
to test the wire.
456
00:15:25,427 --> 00:15:26,494
(Doug)
Hey, Diaz...
457
00:15:26,528 --> 00:15:28,496
After we put the cuffs
on this guy,
458
00:15:28,530 --> 00:15:30,164
I'll be free for dinner.
459
00:15:30,165 --> 00:15:31,666
You like spaghetti?
460
00:15:31,667 --> 00:15:34,135
And weed?
461
00:15:34,169 --> 00:15:35,803
The mic works.
462
00:15:35,804 --> 00:15:37,471
My man. What's up?
463
00:15:37,506 --> 00:15:38,806
(Man)
Pleasure to see you again.
464
00:15:38,841 --> 00:15:40,174
(Doug)
Let's talk about cars.
465
00:15:40,209 --> 00:15:41,809
I got my shop
up and running again.
466
00:15:41,844 --> 00:15:43,811
I can do anything you want.
467
00:15:43,812 --> 00:15:47,181
Blue cars, red cars,
big cars, small cars,
468
00:15:47,216 --> 00:15:49,684
you know, cars. Cars are
really great, aren't they?
469
00:15:49,685 --> 00:15:50,684
What is he doing?
470
00:15:50,686 --> 00:15:54,055
Talking about cars.
471
00:15:57,392 --> 00:15:59,794
Boyle, where is everyone?
472
00:15:59,795 --> 00:16:01,128
Hiding from me
in the evidence room.
473
00:16:01,163 --> 00:16:02,530
They think I don't know,
474
00:16:02,564 --> 00:16:04,031
but Gina's been live
tweeting the whole thing.
475
00:16:04,066 --> 00:16:06,033
She live tweets
everything.
476
00:16:06,034 --> 00:16:07,168
Ruined Downton Abbey for me.
477
00:16:07,202 --> 00:16:09,303
Maybe it was too soon
for me to come back.
478
00:16:09,338 --> 00:16:10,838
I would've just
stayed at home,
479
00:16:10,839 --> 00:16:12,173
but I was getting
lonely and bored.
480
00:16:12,174 --> 00:16:14,575
One day I looked
out the window for four hours.
481
00:16:14,576 --> 00:16:16,978
I didn't see anything.
482
00:16:16,979 --> 00:16:18,512
Huh.
483
00:16:18,513 --> 00:16:20,181
(Doug) You know what
else is great about cars?
484
00:16:20,215 --> 00:16:23,017
The way they look.
How they stop, how they start.
485
00:16:23,051 --> 00:16:24,485
That's it. I'm calling it.
486
00:16:24,519 --> 00:16:25,519
No!
487
00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:26,854
Move, people,
we're going in now.
488
00:16:32,661 --> 00:16:35,663
On your knees!
Hands on your head!
489
00:16:35,697 --> 00:16:37,398
Gotcha, Pontiac bandit.
490
00:16:37,432 --> 00:16:38,799
Where's Doug Judy?
491
00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:41,335
He went to the bathroom.
492
00:16:41,370 --> 00:16:42,370
I'm just here
to give him a haircut.
493
00:16:42,371 --> 00:16:43,371
I don't know
what's going on.
494
00:16:43,372 --> 00:16:44,739
A likely story, Pontiac...
495
00:16:44,740 --> 00:16:46,974
But actually you do have
a lot of hair products.
496
00:16:47,009 --> 00:16:48,109
He's gone. He ran.
497
00:16:48,110 --> 00:16:49,477
Why would he do that?
498
00:16:49,511 --> 00:16:51,579
He helped us catch the Pontiac
bandit. That was the deal.
499
00:16:51,580 --> 00:16:53,047
Doesn't make
any sense unless...
500
00:16:53,048 --> 00:16:54,682
Doug Judy is
the Pontiac bandit.
501
00:16:54,683 --> 00:16:56,117
[Siren whoops]
502
00:16:56,118 --> 00:16:57,251
Put out an APB.
503
00:16:57,286 --> 00:16:59,253
Seal off everything
for a 20-block radius.
504
00:16:59,254 --> 00:17:00,888
(Doug) Yeah,
don't bother looking for me.
505
00:17:00,889 --> 00:17:02,690
I'm in the wind.
[Blowing]
506
00:17:02,691 --> 00:17:04,191
(Jake) If you're close
enough for me to hear you,
507
00:17:04,192 --> 00:17:05,893
you're close enough
for me to catch you.
508
00:17:05,928 --> 00:17:07,929
Nah, I got a relay
set up, brother.
509
00:17:07,963 --> 00:17:10,998
So if you're the Pontiac bandit,
who's this joker?
510
00:17:10,999 --> 00:17:13,000
(Doug) Couple of years ago
you were getting really close,
511
00:17:13,035 --> 00:17:14,669
so I started telling
all my associates
512
00:17:14,670 --> 00:17:17,371
if they ever get caught,
they should describe me as...
513
00:17:17,406 --> 00:17:19,974
Asian dude, 5'8",
spiky hair.
514
00:17:19,975 --> 00:17:21,242
Wears diamond earrings
and has a...
515
00:17:21,276 --> 00:17:22,677
British accent.
516
00:17:22,678 --> 00:17:24,545
So then you hired a guy who
matched that exact description.
517
00:17:24,546 --> 00:17:25,880
(Doug)
No, no, no, no, no, no.
518
00:17:25,914 --> 00:17:28,683
That's my barber Norman Lee.
He gave me the idea.
519
00:17:28,684 --> 00:17:30,685
You know, if you can't come in,
I do house calls.
520
00:17:30,719 --> 00:17:31,986
You just text me a location
521
00:17:31,987 --> 00:17:34,288
and I could be there
in half an hour.
522
00:17:34,289 --> 00:17:35,890
Good to know.
523
00:17:35,891 --> 00:17:37,825
You know, you should actually
use him while he's there.
524
00:17:37,826 --> 00:17:39,393
He'll give you a dope fade.
525
00:17:39,394 --> 00:17:42,029
I get dope enough fades from
my current barber, thank you.
526
00:17:42,030 --> 00:17:43,597
So you dragged us over here,
went in there,
527
00:17:43,598 --> 00:17:44,632
pretended to talk, and then
snuck out the basement.
528
00:17:44,633 --> 00:17:46,100
Am I right?
529
00:17:46,101 --> 00:17:48,469
(Doug) The basement connected
to another basement!
530
00:17:48,503 --> 00:17:50,371
Which connected to a garage,
531
00:17:50,372 --> 00:17:51,739
which is where
my boy picked me up.
532
00:17:51,740 --> 00:17:54,108
Your boy?
533
00:17:54,142 --> 00:17:55,142
Oh, that guy from the meet-up.
534
00:17:55,177 --> 00:17:56,610
He works for you.
535
00:17:56,611 --> 00:17:58,279
He pretended to be spooked
by me and Diaz
536
00:17:58,313 --> 00:17:59,847
in the parking lot
to make sure that
537
00:17:59,848 --> 00:18:01,415
we let you go to
the next meeting by yourself.
538
00:18:01,450 --> 00:18:03,184
Ding, ding, ding,
ding, ding!
539
00:18:03,185 --> 00:18:04,552
You win a Teddy bear!
540
00:18:04,586 --> 00:18:06,320
You lied to me, Doug Judy.
541
00:18:06,321 --> 00:18:08,990
Gotta be honest, I'm pretty
disappointed right now.
542
00:18:08,991 --> 00:18:10,558
I mean, was that even
really your mom?
543
00:18:10,559 --> 00:18:11,892
(Doug)
Hell yeah, that's my real mom.
544
00:18:11,927 --> 00:18:15,196
I wanted to see her one last
time before I disappeared.
545
00:18:15,197 --> 00:18:16,998
I told you I was sensitive,
Rosa.
546
00:18:16,999 --> 00:18:18,332
(Rosa)
Yeah, you did.
547
00:18:18,367 --> 00:18:20,434
Why don't you come back here
and take me out to dinner?
548
00:18:20,435 --> 00:18:22,470
Ah...
[Laughs]
549
00:18:22,471 --> 00:18:24,038
I know you're
trying to trap me.
550
00:18:24,039 --> 00:18:26,640
But crazy thing is
I'm tempted!
551
00:18:26,641 --> 00:18:27,975
That's how hot I find you.
552
00:18:28,010 --> 00:18:30,177
Sorry it had to go down
this way, Peralta.
553
00:18:30,178 --> 00:18:32,313
Maybe we could've been
friends in another world.
554
00:18:32,314 --> 00:18:33,514
If I hadn't just fooled you
555
00:18:33,548 --> 00:18:34,982
like a little bitch!
556
00:18:35,017 --> 00:18:36,617
[Engine revs]
557
00:18:36,651 --> 00:18:39,587
[Laughing]
Bitch!
558
00:18:39,588 --> 00:18:41,299
'Kay.
559
00:18:46,057 --> 00:18:47,424
Hey, Captain,
we thought we'd
560
00:18:47,425 --> 00:18:48,792
get more work done
in here, because...
561
00:18:48,793 --> 00:18:50,460
You're all hiding
from Boyle.
562
00:18:50,461 --> 00:18:51,561
(Hitchcock)
Not me, Captain.
563
00:18:51,595 --> 00:18:52,595
I was napping.
564
00:18:52,596 --> 00:18:53,997
That's worse.
565
00:18:53,998 --> 00:18:55,398
(Amy) Captain,
we all think Boyle's a hero,
566
00:18:55,399 --> 00:18:58,234
but it's very difficult
to be around him right now.
567
00:18:58,235 --> 00:18:59,903
(Terry) I was in
the bathroom with him, sir.
568
00:18:59,904 --> 00:19:01,604
It was a nightmare.
569
00:19:01,605 --> 00:19:02,772
Hey, sarge,
570
00:19:02,773 --> 00:19:04,541
this cast has a special
crotch hole.
571
00:19:04,542 --> 00:19:06,810
It's like a doggy door
for my penis.
572
00:19:06,811 --> 00:19:09,112
Shake.
573
00:19:10,147 --> 00:19:12,549
That man took a bullet
for this precinct.
574
00:19:12,550 --> 00:19:15,485
He's a guy who's always
looking for love and friendship.
575
00:19:15,519 --> 00:19:17,721
And he needs it now
more than ever.
576
00:19:17,755 --> 00:19:19,589
But you all turned
your backs on him.
577
00:19:19,623 --> 00:19:22,659
And you should all be
ashamed of yourselves.
578
00:19:22,660 --> 00:19:24,060
(Gina)
[Giggles]
579
00:19:24,095 --> 00:19:27,097
I'm sorry.
Those puppies are so cute.
580
00:19:27,098 --> 00:19:29,399
They do undercut
your Tone a bit, sir.
581
00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:31,634
(Terry)
But on the plus side,
582
00:19:31,635 --> 00:19:34,070
I think I know
what to do with them.
583
00:19:34,071 --> 00:19:36,906
(Holt)
Detective Boyle.
584
00:19:36,907 --> 00:19:41,444
I think you might be able to
give these dogs a good home.
585
00:19:41,445 --> 00:19:43,146
Ah...
586
00:19:43,147 --> 00:19:44,347
(Scooter's computer voice)
You are off the scooter.
587
00:19:44,348 --> 00:19:46,316
If you have fallen,
please call a doctor.
588
00:19:46,317 --> 00:19:47,884
Oh, Captain...
589
00:19:47,885 --> 00:19:49,285
I don't know
if I should... okay.
590
00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:50,720
Oh...
[Laughs]
591
00:19:50,755 --> 00:19:53,757
That tickles.
592
00:19:53,758 --> 00:19:57,293
They like me so much!
[Gasps]
593
00:19:57,294 --> 00:19:58,595
[Exhales]
594
00:19:58,629 --> 00:19:59,763
Are you crying, Santiago?
595
00:19:59,797 --> 00:20:01,898
I'm so allergic.
596
00:20:01,899 --> 00:20:04,134
Can you tell the scooter
to call an ambulance?
597
00:20:04,168 --> 00:20:05,735
[Gasps]
598
00:20:05,770 --> 00:20:07,237
Hey.
599
00:20:07,271 --> 00:20:08,538
So...
600
00:20:08,572 --> 00:20:10,240
I went back to
the mom's house.
601
00:20:10,241 --> 00:20:12,342
Unsurprisingly a dead end.
602
00:20:12,343 --> 00:20:14,210
I got a lot of work
to do, Peralta.
603
00:20:14,211 --> 00:20:15,211
Wait.
604
00:20:15,212 --> 00:20:16,513
I want to say something.
605
00:20:16,514 --> 00:20:18,047
We've worked together
long enough that I know
606
00:20:18,048 --> 00:20:19,516
how much you hate apologies.
607
00:20:19,517 --> 00:20:22,118
I just want to ask you
to join the Doug Judy case.
608
00:20:22,119 --> 00:20:23,953
Officially, as partners.
609
00:20:23,954 --> 00:20:27,490
I want to catch this guy,
and I can't do it without you.
610
00:20:27,491 --> 00:20:30,226
No, you can't.
611
00:20:30,227 --> 00:20:31,995
Now I bee I owe you
1,000 push-ups.
612
00:20:31,996 --> 00:20:33,663
I don't care about
the push-ups, Jake.
613
00:20:33,697 --> 00:20:35,131
I care that you
didn't honor our pact.
614
00:20:35,132 --> 00:20:36,566
I've always trusted you,
615
00:20:36,567 --> 00:20:37,901
and when you did that it made me
feel like you don't trust me.
616
00:20:37,935 --> 00:20:39,836
I know, and I'm sorry.
It won't happen again.
617
00:20:39,837 --> 00:20:40,970
No, it won't.
618
00:20:41,005 --> 00:20:42,772
Now get down on the floor.
619
00:20:42,807 --> 00:20:44,641
What? You just said you didn't
care about the push-ups.
620
00:20:44,675 --> 00:20:46,509
I changed my mind.
621
00:20:46,544 --> 00:20:48,344
Fair enough.
622
00:20:49,513 --> 00:20:51,781
A pact's a pact.
623
00:20:51,782 --> 00:20:54,417
[Groans]
624
00:20:54,418 --> 00:20:57,420
One, two, three...
625
00:20:57,421 --> 00:20:59,289
612...
626
00:20:59,290 --> 00:21:00,557
Night, Peralta.
627
00:21:00,558 --> 00:21:04,294
Night.
628
00:21:04,295 --> 00:21:07,397
613...
629
00:21:07,398 --> 00:21:08,865
Hey, Ronald.
630
00:21:10,234 --> 00:21:12,769
[Groans]
631
00:21:12,803 --> 00:21:15,371
1,000...
632
00:21:15,406 --> 00:21:18,508
Is so many push-ups.
I'm never gonna make it.
633
00:21:18,542 --> 00:21:19,876
What am I at?
634
00:21:19,877 --> 00:21:21,144
901.
635
00:21:21,178 --> 00:21:22,979
Thank you, Captain.
636
00:21:22,980 --> 00:21:24,347
You said 2,000, remember?
637
00:21:24,348 --> 00:21:25,348
Agh!
638
00:21:25,349 --> 00:21:27,884
I shoulda trusted you!
[Sobbing]
639
00:21:27,885 --> 00:21:31,790
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639
00:21:32,305 --> 00:22:32,310
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