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Kane is in the building, nigga...

(MUSIC PLAYING)

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Now tell me how you love it
You know you at the top

When only heaven's right above it, we on

'Cause we on

Who else is really trying to fuck
with Hollywood Cole?

I'm with Marley G, bro

Flying Holly Grove chicks
to my Hollywood shows

And I wanna tell you
something that you probably should know

This that
Slumdog Millionaire Bollywood flow

And...

My real friends never hearing from me

Fake friends write the wrong
answers on the mirror for me

That's why I pick and choose
I don't get shit confused

Don't like my women single
I like my chicks in twos

And these days all the girls is down to roll

I hit the strip club
and all them bitches find the pole

Plus, I been sippin'
So this shit is movin' kinda slow

Just tell my girl
to tell her friend that it's time to go

(MEN SHOUTING)

(MI E TI PLAYING)

(SHOWER RUNNING)

(GRUNTS)

(SIGHS)

Morning, Stewart.

- It's Spencer.
- Fun time last night.

You wanna join?

Uh...

I gotta...

Enjoy your shower. Good morning.

Goodbye, Stewart.

(CHUCKLES)

(DOOR RATTLING)

- Who the fuck are you?
- Who the fuck are you?

Get your ass up. Get the fuck out of here.

(GROANS)

JARED: Oh, hey, Strasmore.
How you like 'em?

You strike me as an over-easy kind of guy.

Not really hungry now, Jared. Thank you.
Good morning, buddy.

Most important meal of the day.

Gotta get your proteins in.

(CELL PHONE RINGING)

Wow. It was a big night for you, huh?

Five clients in the first round,
not to mention Travis going number six.

JASON: You had
as much to do with that as me.

The kid tore it up in his post-draft interviews.

Yeah, it seems like beer
and Adderall is the cure for his social anxiety.

So, where should I send his bonus check?

I'm still trying to figure that one out.

JASON: Your clients are only gonna
hang in there so long

when it comes to minding their loot.

SPENCER:
Only so many hours in the day, Jason.

My crib has officially turned into a flophouse

and I'd like to handle
one epic fucking task at a time.

JASON: That, my friend,
is a direct route to mediocrity.

So, where do you plan
on hanging this new shingle of yours?

(MAN SNORING)

Not here, that's for fucking sure.

I did not expect for this to take this long.

We got a hot tub up top. You could fire up
the bubbles, have a soak while you wait.

I'm just having a little bit of
trouble finding the punch line in here.

That's because there's no joke.

JOE: Maybe it's one of those hip,
subversive alt comedy jokes

that doesn't sound like a joke.

Is it one of those? 'Cause then it's hilarious.

- We agreed on a price.
- I like this price.

Well, I like hot wax drizzled on my nipples.

Doesn't mean my wife's gonna do that for me.

Well, I do know a pair of hot,
identical twins that will.

Okay, (CLEARS THROAT) look,

why don't we, uh, give this
some room to breathe, you know?

Take some time to think about it?

Most deals weren't made in one day.

Yeah, let's push the pause button
until the big fella shows up.

He should be a part of this.

You know God damn well
that Spencer is no longer with us.

(CHUCKLING) Spencer died? I had no idea.

Yeah, it just came out of left field.

Well, it's unfortunate
because we are in the service business

and the best guy to service that business

is, of course, Spencer Strasmore.

And I'm big enough
to not take that personally.

Well, you shouldn't. It's just that when he
goes, your clients are gonna panic

and they're either
gonna follow him or go elsewhere,

and they will take their money with them.

Hence, my offer is what it is.

Hence, my answer is no.

Don't kid yourself, I will sell ASM

and I will get what I'm asking for.

Is that the, uh, hot wax to nipples
or the 15 mil?

- Both.
- Good luck with that.

Hey, give us the number
of those twins before you go.

- (MOOLAH PLAYING)
- (VERNON EXHALING, GRUNTING)

Yo, Vernon, man, stay on your tippy toes.

I am on my damn tippy toes.

Dallas assured me
drafting another guy at your position

does not lessen their love for you.

But their secondary sucks
and they still want two run stuffers?

They say there wasn't another shutdown
corner worth drafting at four.

You might as well create
another point of strength

to go along with the O line,
you know what I mean?

- Stupid.
- Yo, Vernon, man, yo, take a break.

Man, you've been in there about an hour.
My toes are pruning.

Plus Marinelli likes
getting pressure from the inside,

which means what?

More sacks, which means more Pro Bowls,

which means more money
next contract, capisce?

- (GRUNTS)
- (DOG BARKING)

Here you go, buddy.

What's Spencer think of all of this?

He's got other things on his mind right now.

He still trying
to drum up cash to start his own shop?

He had no problem floating us that 300
grand before I got my contract.

This is a way bigger buyout.

(SIGHS)

Damn.

I always thought Spencer was rolling in it.

I mean, the car, the house, the clothes.

Shit, the shades alone cost about 800.

Guys, you know when he lent you that 300K,

- that was everything he had.
- He went broke for me?

He went broke a while before that,
but he gambled his last chips on you, yeah.

- (MUSIC PLAYING)
- (INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

JOE: Ah!

(JOE GRUNTS)

Get ready to have
your fucking day made, my bald friend.

Let me guess, Anderson and Andre
committed double suicide and left ASM to us.

- Is that it?
- It's close.

Anderson and I had a meeting
this morning with Andre.

Those assholes
got nothing better to do on a Saturday?

They tried to make a deal,
but Andre lowered his bid.

Claims dumping you devalued the company.

Wow.

Yeah.

I guess I'm worth a lot more than I thought.

- Yeah, and I'm worth less, exactly.
- (CHUCKLES)

So, he's trying to take advantage

of the instability that he created?

Which makes him either an evil genius
or completely batshit crazy.

Seems like both of them misplayed their hand.

- What was Andre's bid?
- 9.5.

Perfect time to go in and make an offer.

- All right.
- Anderson won't accept less than 12, though.

That leaves us about five mil short.

Joe, sometimes it ain't
about what you got to give,

but rather how you give it.

Oh, okay.

I'll remember that the next time I get laid.

- Holy shit, you wanna wait that long?
- (LAUGHS)

You are on fire today!

- Wow.
- (CELL PHONE RINGING)

- What's up, Vernon?
- Can you swing by?

Uh, yeah, I gotta make a quick stop at Ricky's
and I'll see you in a bit.

Cool. Tell that motherfucker
he need to find a home.

CHARLES: Hey, Julie, did you happen to grab
my linen shirts from the dry-cleaner's?

- It's supposed to hit 98 in Georgia today.
- (KETTLE WHISTLING)

I am so sorry, I was busy
doing a whole bunch of other important shit.

- You wanna get that?
- CHARLES: Yeah, yeah.

Hey, it's really, really impressive
that Siefert's sending me out solo.

There's a lot of teams trying to sign this kid.

The guy was arrested selling weed

- to an undercover cop in a school zone twice.
- (BABY CRYING)

But that's all right. Reel him in and reward
him with a bunch of money, honey.

Hey, some people
actually deserve a second chance.

Besides, undrafted free agents
make up almost half the roster.

You all right?

My sister is late again

and my double shift started 15 minutes ago,
so, no, I'm not okay.

Maybe you should look into
getting some help.

The help that I need is you!

At least tell me that you got
the tickets to San Fran for the christening.

Ah.

You know, I forgot to ask
about my work schedule for next month.

You sure we can't just do it here?

No, I want her to be christened

in the same church
that me and my sister were christened in.

Come on, baby.

Too bad Alcatraz isn't open

or you can swing by there
and do some recruiting.

(MUSIC PLAYING)

Is this an odd time for me
to say how proud I am of my son?

I'll have the rest of the cash for you Monday.

SPENCER: No, no. A check will do, Rick.

Just want Anderson
to know we're balling, you know?

Shit, you boys are balling like a motherfucker.

Rick, are those
fucking gold bars in the back of that safe?

We're only one computer virus
from the financial apocalypse, Joe.

Need that backup currency
when shit goes down.

Shit, put one of those in the fucking bag.

- (SAFE CLOSES)
- You sure you're cool with this, Rick?

- Yeah, yeah, I am.
- Thank you.

You know, uh, now might be a good time

to think about taking
that $36 million offer from the Rams, huh?

I can't really get excited about the Rams.

That transition to LA could be messy.

- Man, this motherfucker...
- What, Pops?

- What?
- What, you gonna say something?

- I ain't stepping in that trap.
- I'm asking you for your opinion.

Permission to speak freely.

Well, at the risk
of getting my ass kicked again,

I've been watching you
over the last two months

just flip-flop, back and forth.

Partially, it's my fault,
but I don't think cash is the answer.

The only way you're gonna
get that yellowjacket

is when you know
who's throwing you the ball.

Are you fucking crazy?

- See what happen when I speak?
- The Hall of Fame is way out of reach.

JOE: Rick, don't sell yourself short, man.

You got at least
three good seasons left in you.

What you think, Spence?

Well, I think you already
got four 100-catch seasons.

No one's ever had seven. That could be you.

You win a championship, you got a right to be
in that Canton conversation.

- You really think so?
- Don't say you ain't dreamt of having

that beautiful beard in bronze.

Yeah, but I don't wanna get ahead of myself.

Shit, well, you do it with everything else.

Oh, says the guy sitting
next to the huge bag of cash.

Thank you.

DENNIS: Look, the Hall of Fame
could be your legacy, son.

But the only way you're gonna get there

is by playing with
the best quarterback in the league.

And he sure as shit
ain't gonna be with the motherfucking Rams.

Jason's gonna love getting this fucking call.

Mmm-hmm.

Time.

- It's been way past five seconds, bro.
- VERNON: You count too fast.

Now it's five seconds.

Don't try to speed up the count
'cause you're worried I'm overdoing myself.

- Come on, Reg. Fuck.
- SPENCER: (STRAINING) It's okay, I got it.

Oh, man.
You thinking about a career change, Vern?

- Thanks for coming by, man.
- SPENCER: Sure.

Hey, Reg, he got something for you, though.

Yeah. We heard you're looking for capital.

Jason tell you that?

Man, he said you lent us
every dime you had last year.

It was an investment.

And so is this.

My contribution to the cause.

- One million dollars.
- SPENCER: Wow

- I can't take this, no.
- Don't look at it as a loan, man.

It's payback
for all the work you've done for us

and all the shit we done put you through.

Me, for instance.

(LAUGHS)

Hey, it's incredibly generous.

But, no.

- I can't do it. Here.
- Our money no good?

No, your money's too good, okay?

Which why I would never
wanna put it in jeopardy.

And, plus, it's not nearly enough, so...

Okay, man, so how much you want, then?

I mean, name the amount.

I can't do it. I appreciate the thought.

Thank you both very much,
but the donation booth is officially closed.

CHARLES: You did a paper on the Carlisle?
ANTHONY: Yeah.

First federally funded Indian boarding school.

Whitey wanted to Americanize the Indians,
so they taught them football.

CHARLES: Pop Warner
was their coach, right?

ANTHONY: You know your history.

Pop turned them
into the best team in the country by 1907.

They invented
the forward pass and trick plays.

Okay, so you're smart
in addition to being a damn good tackle.

Not good enough to get drafted.

Well, your off-the-field behavior
wrecked your senior season.

Slinging weed's the fastest way
to make a dollar where I'm from.

The school makes millions
off of merch and TV deals,

and I'm eating
ramen fucking noodles twice a day?

I did what I had to to get by.

Old habits die hard, I guess.

I go to meetings now.

I got a sponsor,
I got better people around me.

Good, 'cause I didn't come out here to bring
on another camp body.

You come down to Miami,
I'll make sure that you're on the 53.

We got a first-class
support system to keep you focused,

namely me.

Look, we only got 15 grand
to offer as a signing bonus.

But the real money comes
after you make the team.

Right now, you gotta decide
if a couple more Gs up front

is worth more than finding the right place
to begin your professional career.

A place that won't
have you falling back into old habits.

Now, come on, I'll buy you
some ramen noodles.

WOMAN: Hey, Spencer.

(MAN SINGING IN PORTUGUESE)

(SPENCER CLEARS THROAT)

Wow.
This place got really Caucasian really fast.

- The prodigal son returns.
- In the flesh.

I thought I gave security
the shoot-to-kill order.

Hey, Leonard drops a deuce
at exactly this time every day.

You can literally set your watch to it.

I did set my watch to it.
That's how I got up here.

I'd like to buy the company, Mr. Anderson.

- Would you?
- Very much.

What could have possibly given you the idea

that I was taking new offers?

Oh, I see, fuck me for doing my job
and creating a bidding war that gets you paid.

(SNIFFING)

(LAUGHING)

That is a million dollars in a bag.

Mr. Anderson, you asked us
to build this division,

and that's exactly what we did.

But in the process, we created a family here.

You got a group of people
who love to come to work every morning

and who are driven
to continue building this entire firm.

Sure, we hit a few bumps along the way,

but we got something special here
and you know it.

JOE: Would you rather
sell to the guy who's trying to play you

or the guy who used to play for you?

You know what, I can't
tell the difference anymore

and I think you're overstating
my attachment to this company.

No, he's not. You love the action.

You love the way we look after our guys.

It's the reason why you supported us
while we were trying to find our feet.

Mr. Anderson, take that million dollars in cash

as a non-refundable down payment

and give me the opportunity
to bring you the rest.

I'm not giving you
former employee discounts.

I don't expect one.
I just want to be in the game.

I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.

You go out and you rob
a few more Brink's trucks,

you bring me the full asking price,

we can sit down and talk about making a deal.

And on your way out,
please tell Leonard he's fired.

So, back to the second quarter.

If I were you, I wouldn't
say a word for a while.

And I didn't even have
to use the full 20 grand.

Nicely done.

Yeah. Anthony's a good kid.

Getting his degree in history.

I think he's got a real shot to make the team.

We'll see.
Be careful about getting too attached.

- What's with the scratching?
- I think I got an allergy.

- Feels like I got attacked by mosquitoes.
- You got hives.

- Hives? No.
- Welcome to the front office.

It could be
this new detergent we started using.

Something going on at home?

No, we just wanted something easier
on the environment.

I'm not talking about your laundry, Charles.

Balancing a new job with a new baby,
that's a big adjustment.

I guess Julie has been
a bit more hot-tempered than usual.

Didn't think I'd be working this much.

That's why I'm twice divorced.

Look at this calendar.

You pick any day out the year,

I can tell you exactly
what I'm doing, up to the hour.

There are plenty of surprises
in this job, Charles,

but this motherfucker is not one of them.

Now, go be nice to your wife
and load up on antihistamines.

And don't scratch that.
It's only gonna make it worse.

MAN: (ON RADIO) At this point you'd hope

the general managers
have all made their decision.

(CELL PHONE RINGING)

Hello?

Spencer, it's Kelly Robbins.

Oh.

Hey, Kelly.

How are you feeling?

I don't have much time to think about it.

You left in pretty rough
shape and it's only getting worse.

Has your bruise diminished at all?

Ah, you know,
it's still smaller than a cantaloupe.

I'm concerned about blood clots
and further joint deterioration.

When are you coming to see me?

Hey, Doc, I just lost my girl, I got fired,

and I got a raving lunatic
who's trying to sabotage my career,

so coming in for surgery
doesn't really gel with my calendar right now.

So, is it gonna take
a pulmonary embolism to get you in here?

(CHUCKLES) Believe me,
if I was gonna drop dead,

it would have happened long ago, Doc.

- (LINE BEEPING)
- (SIGHS)

That's the bane
of my existence on the other line.

At least let my office schedule the surgery,
and I'll let you know when to get here.

Absolutely, let's go ahead
and schedule it for my 65th birthday,

which is about the time
I should need the surgery.

Doc, listen.
I really appreciate you checking in, okay?

You have a good day, Kelly.

(BEEPS)

What do you want?

Is this an inconvenient time?
I can call back later.

Or you could lose my number.

I never lose things I value.

Listen, I know you're suspicious,

but you're gonna want to hear
what I have to say.

It will only take a couple minutes.

- (HIP-HOP PLAYING)
- RICKY: Who do you like the most?

Cam Newton, Aaron Rodgers or Tom Brady?

That's a tough call.

All of them are at the top of their game,
that's for sure.

But Cam is blowing up, man. League MVP.

He's changing the way
the position's being played.

He's great at scrambling,

which meshes with your ability
to improvise and create big plays.

Improvising is what I seem to do.

Used to do it with Aaron.

You know he put the whole team
on his back this season,

but he was short on targets.

Yeah, well improvising
is what you got shipped out.

But going back to Green Bay
would give you a shot

at proving them front office fucks
they made a mistake

for ever letting you go in the first place.

Redemption is a beautiful thing.

And he throws a hell of a Hail Mary.

But Tom Brady don't need no prayers.
He better than ever at 38,

and he will push you harder
than you've ever been pushed.

I could use that.

Lack of motivation
is what kept me from being a top receiver.

Yeah, but you got a ring, Pops!

But that team,
they were so interested in self-promoting,

they were never gunning for a dynasty.

That's where I learned
to put myself before everybody else.

Hmm, right.

One of the "finer qualities"
I caught from you.

Hey, man,

I watched you change
right before my very eyes.

I want to thank you
for staying immature long enough

for me to come back and witness it.

And I want to thank you
for fucking me up so bad,

- I stayed a child until I was 30.
- (LAUGHS)

Sounds like you leaning
towards New England, though.

Wherever you wind up,
I'm gonna be right there with you.

And that should probably be New England.

Watch this, young blood.
Gonna come back on that two.

Pride, gone. Look at that.

- Right in the gutter.
- Oh, man!

Thanks for coming.

- (JACKHAMMER RATTLING)
- (BOAT HORN BLARING)

Yeah, I know, looks like someone's
taken advantage of our misfortune.

Surprised it's taken them this long.

This location is perfect for condos.

Location is important, but timing...

Timing is everything.

That's where you and I went wrong.

Where you went wrong was letting me roll
a $6-million pair of dice.

You're not seriously continuing to blame
me for your recklessness?

Absolutely. I made that perfectly
clear when I fucking fired you.

- And that still hurts.
- Come on.

(CHUCKLES)
Fuck. Spare me the bullshit tears.

Listen, in every business deal there is risk.

Let's not forget
that I advised you to invest $600,000,

not $6 million into this deal.

And if that deal would have panned out,

you would have made
very good money, okay?

And if it failed, which it did,

you still would have had over $5 million
to put into another opportunity.

But only a crazy man
puts all of his money into one single deal!

Yes, and only an asshole would let him.

Even I didn't have the power
to stop you back then.

I mean, you wouldn't
even listen to your coach.

You were gonna listen to me?

You knew I had a player's mentality back then

and you also knew, Andre,
if everything went south,

like this whole fucking deal went
south, I wasn't gonna back out.

That's not how I thought back then.

No, I was gonna dig in even fucking deeper.

Did I tell you to bring all those people
into the deal, including your friends?

Sometimes in life
you just have to let things bottom out,

and then you start anew. Look at you know.

That's why I think it's important for me
and you to work together again.

Now, Miami Wealth
does not need your services,

but ASM does,
and I'm gonna buy that company.

And I want to put you in charge,

and you can retain Joe and your staff,

and I'm gonna kick you
all of my football clients.

But more importantly,

I'm gonna
get you that blessing from the NFLPA.

I'll pass.

Come on, Spence.

You can't let your pride derail you
of making the right decision again.

I can get you anything you want.

I can get it myself.

I don't need you to get it for me.

How you gonna hunt down $15 million?

None of your goddamn business
where I'm gonna get it from. I'll get it.

Tell me you're not gonna get it
from your clients.

Spence, that is the reason why me
and you are in this mess.

Please, do anything but that.

I'm not like you.

You're exactly like me.

Not like you.

JULIE: Bzz!

Ladybug? Are you a ladybug?

- My little lady...
- Hey, girls!

- Daddy's home!
- Hey, Daddy!

Oh, look at that.

Who's this?

Oh, this is Manny, the new nanny.

You told me to get some help, so I did.

MANNY: Charles, nice to meet you.

- I was just getting to know Kiki. She's so cute.
- Mmm-hmm.

- She is so cute.
- Too cute.

- Julie, can I talk to you for a second?
- Sure. Could you excuse us, Manny?

Of course, of course. Take your time.

Meet Manny, baby!

- (KIKI FUSSES)
- (MANNY BABBLES)

- Who the fuck is that?
- (WHISPERS) Lower your voice.

You hired this dude
without even talking to me?

He has a ton of experience
and was highly recommended by the hospital.

And when did you want me to run it by you?

- I was gone one night.
- You know what?

I checked the ticket prices
and they skyrocketed!

(SIGHS) I...

You know, I'm not gonna
make it to San Francisco.

- What?
- Siefert said they overlap with OTAs.

Siefert said? You know what? Fine.

We'll go without you.

You're going with him?

Aw, look at the little bib.

- She's adorable.
- My "widdle-widdle."

You know, Manny, she really likes you.

MANNY: She does, she does.

JULIE: Yeah, you like Manny, baby?

MANNY: He's a keeper.
JULIE: He's a keeper.

(BACK HOME PLAYING)

REGGIE: I'm calling PETA.

This shit is nasty.

Don't blame Little Plug for human error.

A human didn't create
this mess I just cleaned up.

- (DOORBELL RINGS)
- (LITTLE PLUG WHIMPERS)

VERNON: It's okay, Little Plug.

He didn't mean it. Good boy!

It's okay.

Reggie, he gonna clean that stuff up, not me.

REGGIE: Look who's back.

Um, did you happen
to leave a bag of carrots by the TV?

Why would I come over here
with a bag of carrots?

Just process of elimination.

Hey, yo, Vern, man, Spencer's here.

VERNON: Did he bring
the carrots over before?

(CLICKS TONGUE)
Nah, he clean. Had to be Nate, the big ass.

- He on a diet.
- VERNON: Yeah, that's true.

REGGIE: Plug ate a bag of carrots
and threw up all over the damn couch.

Here you go.

So, uh, what's up?

Well, the donation booth has just reopened,

so I'm gonna need you
to grab that checkbook.

- All good, man.
- Okay, I got it.

I need you to know it's a risk.

Only way to reap the reward, right?

Hey, I'm serious, Vernon.
It's not a sure thing you're gonna play again.

- Come on, Spence.
- I believe you will.

It's just not a sure thing, all right?

I'm gonna do everything
I can to pay you back.

I just can't guarantee it.

And I need you to be clear on that.

Might not play again,
might not see my money back.

Look, I hear you. It's all good.

- All good.
- How much you want?

Five million dollars.

(LITE SPOTS PLAYING)

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