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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:50,958 --> 00:00:54,624 A SECOND CHANCE 2 00:03:02,791 --> 00:03:04,999 Giulia, wake up! 3 00:03:05,208 --> 00:03:07,040 It's 7 o'clock, c'mon. 4 00:03:07,250 --> 00:03:09,540 Please, five minutes more. 5 00:03:09,750 --> 00:03:11,749 Don't be a baby, wake up! 6 00:03:12,416 --> 00:03:13,790 Move! 7 00:03:16,791 --> 00:03:18,999 Let's have breakfast, come on! 8 00:03:20,458 --> 00:03:22,082 Brewer's yeast, 9 00:03:22,291 --> 00:03:24,707 vitamin B and vitamin C. 10 00:03:25,583 --> 00:03:28,832 Marco, that's my birth control, spit it out! 11 00:03:31,375 --> 00:03:32,790 It went down. 12 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:34,707 Gimme some water, I'll take it. 13 00:03:34,916 --> 00:03:36,915 - I should be okay, right? - I don't know. 14 00:03:37,958 --> 00:03:39,582 Good morning, Umberto. 15 00:03:39,791 --> 00:03:41,415 Good morning, Umberto! 16 00:03:41,625 --> 00:03:42,915 How are you? 17 00:03:46,583 --> 00:03:48,624 I'm fine too, thank you. 18 00:03:52,583 --> 00:03:55,749 - Good morning, Franco. - Mr. Damiani, this is for you. 19 00:03:55,958 --> 00:03:58,165 - Thank you, Franco. - Have a good day. 20 00:03:59,375 --> 00:04:01,999 A little cyclops asks his father: 21 00:04:02,208 --> 00:04:04,415 "Why do we have just one eye?" 22 00:04:04,666 --> 00:04:08,290 The father: "Don't start breaking my ball!" 23 00:04:11,333 --> 00:04:13,415 Mariotti, want me to explain it? 24 00:04:13,958 --> 00:04:16,582 I caught my wife in bed with another man two months ago. 25 00:04:17,583 --> 00:04:21,415 We were married for 15 years, yesterday was our legal separation, 26 00:04:21,625 --> 00:04:23,915 she took the house, my son 27 00:04:24,125 --> 00:04:26,124 and alimony's 3000 euro a month. 28 00:04:26,333 --> 00:04:29,749 - That too? - That's why I'm not laughing. 29 00:04:29,958 --> 00:04:33,957 You're too negative, react! 30 00:04:46,958 --> 00:04:48,790 - Hi. - Hi. 31 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:50,999 - This is Giulia. - A pleasure. 32 00:04:51,250 --> 00:04:54,457 He's Marco, she's Dragomira, "Drago" for friends. 33 00:04:58,750 --> 00:05:00,832 I finally get to meet you, 34 00:05:01,083 --> 00:05:03,082 Claudio talks so much about you. 35 00:05:03,291 --> 00:05:07,707 Yes, we've been friends for ages, since high school. 36 00:05:08,166 --> 00:05:09,790 The last century! 37 00:05:11,458 --> 00:05:14,457 How did you and Marco meet? 38 00:05:14,708 --> 00:05:17,707 It was last century too, at a party. 39 00:05:18,208 --> 00:05:22,624 When she came in, I had to put sunglasses on. 40 00:05:23,583 --> 00:05:25,749 She was so radiant, she blinded me. 41 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:27,999 - C'mon... - She was gorgeous. 42 00:05:28,250 --> 00:05:32,874 I fell in love immediately and we've been together ever since. 43 00:05:35,750 --> 00:05:37,832 What a wonderful story! 44 00:05:42,916 --> 00:05:46,332 - Why are you looking at me? - I like romantic stories. 45 00:05:46,583 --> 00:05:49,749 This guy wants to kick me out, he says I'm drunk... 46 00:05:49,958 --> 00:05:51,374 Mom! 47 00:05:51,583 --> 00:05:54,582 I haven't touched a drop in a week. 48 00:05:55,291 --> 00:05:56,915 It's a lie. 49 00:05:57,958 --> 00:06:00,582 Mrs. Sconocchia, you were supposed to watch her! 50 00:06:00,791 --> 00:06:03,790 After the movies, we came here for a pizza, 51 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:06,999 I left her for a minute to pee... 52 00:06:07,250 --> 00:06:08,874 And she drank a bottle of wine. 53 00:06:09,125 --> 00:06:11,332 The whole thing, she grabbed it from me. 54 00:06:11,583 --> 00:06:15,165 - You're in for it! - Mom, I can't take it any more. 55 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:18,374 - Need a hand? - Sorry, I'm taking her home. 56 00:06:18,625 --> 00:06:21,249 Good, so we can have a Sambuca. 57 00:06:29,291 --> 00:06:32,124 - I'll warm your feet. - Not tonight. 58 00:06:32,333 --> 00:06:33,957 What's the matter? 59 00:06:34,166 --> 00:06:35,790 It's that... 60 00:06:36,375 --> 00:06:38,582 I want a separation. 61 00:06:40,166 --> 00:06:42,207 From who? 62 00:06:42,666 --> 00:06:44,082 From you. 63 00:06:46,958 --> 00:06:51,165 - What? Are you drunk too? - I'm not kidding. 64 00:06:52,583 --> 00:06:55,165 Why do you want a separation? Let's hear it! 65 00:06:56,750 --> 00:07:00,165 Because I neglect you, take you for granted. 66 00:07:01,250 --> 00:07:05,249 No, maybe because you need your space, right? 67 00:07:06,750 --> 00:07:08,374 No, I... 68 00:07:10,708 --> 00:07:13,207 I want to because there's someone else. 69 00:07:13,750 --> 00:07:15,749 - No! - Yes. 70 00:07:15,958 --> 00:07:18,457 How can that be? What the fuck are you saying? 71 00:07:18,708 --> 00:07:20,707 He's got nothing to do with this. 72 00:07:20,916 --> 00:07:23,415 - It's us, you. - Me? 73 00:07:23,625 --> 00:07:26,249 You see? See what you're like? 74 00:07:26,500 --> 00:07:29,999 You just think of yourself, your work, like I didn't exist. 75 00:07:30,208 --> 00:07:33,040 - That's not true! - Yes, it is. 76 00:07:33,250 --> 00:07:36,457 I haven't been happy with you for a long time, 77 00:07:36,666 --> 00:07:38,499 but you don't even realize it. 78 00:07:42,750 --> 00:07:44,374 Honestly... 79 00:07:45,583 --> 00:07:47,582 We're better off apart. 80 00:07:48,750 --> 00:07:50,374 Are you kicking me out? 81 00:07:50,583 --> 00:07:52,290 No, 82 00:07:52,500 --> 00:07:55,499 you can spend tonight on the couch. 83 00:07:56,375 --> 00:07:57,790 Thanks. 84 00:08:00,583 --> 00:08:02,582 I'll leave right now, 85 00:08:02,791 --> 00:08:06,499 so Umberto won't see his father get kicked out tomorrow. 86 00:08:06,708 --> 00:08:08,707 Marco, please! 87 00:08:10,375 --> 00:08:13,207 You're making this harder, let's talk. 88 00:08:13,416 --> 00:08:15,624 You did it all, there's no... 89 00:08:16,375 --> 00:08:19,582 You're no good at packing, so I got it ready for you. 90 00:08:19,791 --> 00:08:21,415 Very kind! 91 00:08:21,625 --> 00:08:24,332 - I'll give you a hand. - I'll do it myself! 92 00:08:24,583 --> 00:08:27,374 I don't need your help. 93 00:08:27,583 --> 00:08:30,999 I'll free up the house right now, to make you happy. 94 00:08:52,166 --> 00:08:55,374 I have a vacant room next to a client, Mr. Mariotti. 95 00:08:56,625 --> 00:08:59,707 - His wife kicked him out too. - How dare you? 96 00:08:59,916 --> 00:09:03,415 - Usually... - Just give me the room and fast. 97 00:09:04,375 --> 00:09:05,790 Damiani! 98 00:09:06,916 --> 00:09:08,582 An herbal tea? 99 00:09:09,125 --> 00:09:11,332 Mariotti, no, not herbal tea. 100 00:09:11,875 --> 00:09:13,499 Tiny herbs? 101 00:09:14,583 --> 00:09:17,749 This semester's results show growth. 102 00:09:17,958 --> 00:09:20,665 We took wise, careful steps 103 00:09:20,875 --> 00:09:24,790 to stand up well against our competitors. 104 00:09:25,083 --> 00:09:29,915 Our aim is to satisfy our clients needs, always, 105 00:09:30,708 --> 00:09:32,707 meaning, to obtain positive yield 106 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:35,915 despite market fluctuation. 107 00:09:39,666 --> 00:09:40,832 Damiani! 108 00:09:41,041 --> 00:09:42,457 Yes, sir! 109 00:09:42,666 --> 00:09:47,499 I'm giving the biannual briefing and you're snoring. 110 00:09:47,708 --> 00:09:51,124 Forgive me, I got no sleep and don't feel well. 111 00:09:51,375 --> 00:09:53,207 I'm sorry. 112 00:09:53,416 --> 00:09:56,040 If it's too much for you, go home. 113 00:09:56,250 --> 00:09:58,665 If only I had one! 114 00:09:58,875 --> 00:10:01,290 What's that mean? 115 00:10:02,666 --> 00:10:06,165 It means I've been kicked out. 116 00:10:07,708 --> 00:10:10,124 My wife has another man. 117 00:10:11,125 --> 00:10:13,540 I've been cuckolded like Mariotti! 118 00:10:20,833 --> 00:10:23,832 - We've been together 25 years. - I know. 119 00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:28,249 I've always loved her and never once cheated. 120 00:10:28,458 --> 00:10:31,290 And what's she do? Leaves me for another guy. 121 00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:34,915 I'm glad I never got married. 122 00:10:35,833 --> 00:10:37,332 Lucky you! 123 00:10:37,541 --> 00:10:40,624 Our anniversary's in three days. 124 00:10:40,833 --> 00:10:42,832 Just think, I bought her this. 125 00:10:46,541 --> 00:10:48,249 A beauty! 126 00:10:49,041 --> 00:10:53,124 If I could go back, I'd never be with her, I'd change my whole life. 127 00:11:22,375 --> 00:11:23,582 Damiani! 128 00:11:23,791 --> 00:11:25,499 Are you okay? 129 00:11:26,250 --> 00:11:29,332 - My God... - What happened? 130 00:11:29,541 --> 00:11:32,165 A header, but instead of the ball, you hit Claudio. 131 00:11:32,416 --> 00:11:34,665 What a head-butt! 132 00:11:35,166 --> 00:11:36,582 C'mon, guys. 133 00:11:39,666 --> 00:11:41,457 Wow... 134 00:11:41,666 --> 00:11:44,374 - You're Garbarino? - Yeah. 135 00:11:44,583 --> 00:11:46,790 Astarita, Ponzani, Cecchetti. 136 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:49,707 Zanandrea... our classmates! 137 00:11:52,458 --> 00:11:55,082 - Are we dead? - Dunno. 138 00:11:56,916 --> 00:12:00,832 This is the schoolyard, we're back at school. 139 00:12:01,041 --> 00:12:03,874 Unbelievable, are we dreaming? 140 00:12:04,083 --> 00:12:06,290 Seems real to me! 141 00:12:09,375 --> 00:12:12,082 - What day is it? - Saturday, April 7th. 142 00:12:12,291 --> 00:12:15,790 - What year? - You don't know? 1990. 143 00:12:17,250 --> 00:12:21,665 1990? We've gone back 25 years, how? 144 00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:26,082 How? You said you wanted to go back, and you did, 145 00:12:26,291 --> 00:12:28,290 but you brought me too. 146 00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:30,832 What a nasty blow! 147 00:12:31,041 --> 00:12:34,040 Guys, into class, lesson's starting! 148 00:12:34,250 --> 00:12:36,457 - Mario. - Tubby! 149 00:12:36,666 --> 00:12:39,874 I'll knock the clown out of you. 150 00:12:40,125 --> 00:12:41,415 Into class! 151 00:12:41,666 --> 00:12:44,665 - Mario, I'll give you a sock. - Yeah, and a shoe. 152 00:12:50,458 --> 00:12:52,874 Hey, that's us at 18. 153 00:12:54,416 --> 00:12:56,249 We were high school seniors. 154 00:12:56,458 --> 00:12:58,749 That's why they recognized us! 155 00:12:59,708 --> 00:13:02,540 Garbarino, how do you see me? 156 00:13:02,750 --> 00:13:05,957 An idiot, just as always. 157 00:13:07,875 --> 00:13:10,374 - Not far from wrong. - Look who's talking! 158 00:13:10,583 --> 00:13:12,290 Damiani, Palmerini, into class! 159 00:13:12,833 --> 00:13:15,832 Hear that? They see us as two kids. 160 00:13:19,041 --> 00:13:20,874 I don't believe it! 161 00:13:21,458 --> 00:13:24,082 Torrini, how's it goin'? 162 00:13:25,125 --> 00:13:27,415 Our desk, remember? 163 00:13:27,666 --> 00:13:29,332 - You're sure? - Yeah. 164 00:13:29,541 --> 00:13:32,457 Only you could write "Rizzigoal". 165 00:13:32,666 --> 00:13:35,749 Yeah, when he scored in the playoffs. 166 00:13:35,958 --> 00:13:37,665 Palmerini! 167 00:13:37,875 --> 00:13:41,790 If you want to talk, come up here so we can chat. 168 00:13:42,541 --> 00:13:44,540 Sir, it's my fault, sorry. 169 00:13:44,750 --> 00:13:47,040 So both of you come up here. 170 00:13:47,250 --> 00:13:49,082 Off to a great re-start. 171 00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:57,457 Tell me about the Cartesian coordinate system's parabola. 172 00:13:59,250 --> 00:14:02,082 We stopped studying years ago. 173 00:14:02,666 --> 00:14:04,249 Quiet! 174 00:14:05,666 --> 00:14:09,540 I'll ask you again: what do you know about the parabola? 175 00:14:09,750 --> 00:14:11,665 Honestly? Fuck-all! 176 00:14:12,791 --> 00:14:15,874 I swear I'll flunk you this year! 177 00:14:16,291 --> 00:14:18,790 - Who cares. - I already have my degree. 178 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,665 Back to your seats! 179 00:14:23,458 --> 00:14:25,874 No, my Califfone moped! 180 00:14:26,250 --> 00:14:27,957 It's great! 181 00:14:28,166 --> 00:14:31,999 - Where's mine? - They stole it, remember? 182 00:14:32,208 --> 00:14:35,624 - How I suffered! - I'll give you a lift home. 183 00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:38,040 You're lucky to have a home, I'm in a hotel. 184 00:14:38,250 --> 00:14:41,874 That's in 2015. You're still with your folks. 185 00:14:42,083 --> 00:14:44,082 At 12 Piazza Caprera. 186 00:14:56,208 --> 00:14:58,915 I lived here, 4th floor, apartment 10. 187 00:14:59,125 --> 00:15:01,207 Lived? Live. 188 00:15:01,416 --> 00:15:04,124 - I'm still in Via Sacconi. - Lived. 189 00:15:04,333 --> 00:15:07,957 No, live! Don't you see we have to start over? 190 00:15:08,166 --> 00:15:11,790 - Chill, dude! - That's what they say today. 191 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,832 Which today? 192 00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:20,457 Get this wheelie, awesome! 193 00:15:35,666 --> 00:15:36,832 Here you are. 194 00:15:37,041 --> 00:15:39,874 Lalla, you're just the same! 195 00:15:40,333 --> 00:15:43,415 How should I have changed since this morning ? 196 00:15:43,666 --> 00:15:46,832 Hurry, Mr. Damiani's hungry, c'mon, c'mon... 197 00:15:48,333 --> 00:15:50,165 See? 198 00:15:50,916 --> 00:15:52,749 At last! 199 00:15:53,666 --> 00:15:55,249 Mom! 200 00:15:55,458 --> 00:15:57,374 You're so young. 201 00:15:57,583 --> 00:15:59,999 Not a wrinkle, you're beautiful. 202 00:16:02,416 --> 00:16:04,332 I love that scent of yours! 203 00:16:07,833 --> 00:16:10,249 Dad, you still have all your hair! 204 00:16:10,458 --> 00:16:13,749 - I've always had hair. - Look at that tuft! 205 00:16:13,958 --> 00:16:17,457 - How I've missed you! - What's all the schmaltz? 206 00:16:17,666 --> 00:16:20,582 Sit down, you know we eat at 1:30. 207 00:16:20,791 --> 00:16:21,999 Of course. 208 00:16:22,208 --> 00:16:26,624 Bet you were horsing around with your friends, right? 209 00:16:26,833 --> 00:16:29,457 Did you talk about Pamela Anderson's boobs? 210 00:16:29,666 --> 00:16:30,707 Gilberto! 211 00:16:30,916 --> 00:16:34,915 You're the same idiot brother even twenty years later! 212 00:16:35,666 --> 00:16:37,332 But I'm happy to see you. 213 00:16:38,083 --> 00:16:40,374 Twenty years later? 214 00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:42,207 What are you saying? 215 00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:44,582 Marco... 216 00:16:45,291 --> 00:16:48,999 - You're not smoking pot? - No. 217 00:16:49,541 --> 00:16:54,374 Because if I find out you are, I'll kick your ass! 218 00:16:54,583 --> 00:16:57,207 Aldo, these words at the table... 219 00:16:58,458 --> 00:17:00,665 I made risotto with radicchio. 220 00:17:00,875 --> 00:17:02,874 My favorite! 221 00:17:03,083 --> 00:17:08,374 I know you're from Venice, but how about an amatriciana sometimes. 222 00:17:08,583 --> 00:17:11,415 - A Roman cheese and pepper? - He's had it too. 223 00:17:11,666 --> 00:17:14,082 Stop, I'm fed up! 224 00:17:14,291 --> 00:17:17,207 If you don't like it, go out to eat! 225 00:17:18,125 --> 00:17:20,124 A quiet Sardinian, huh? 226 00:17:20,333 --> 00:17:23,665 - No sardine pasta from me. - You didn't understand! 227 00:17:23,875 --> 00:17:26,082 How did school go today, baby? 228 00:17:26,291 --> 00:17:28,790 You really see me as a baby? 229 00:17:30,166 --> 00:17:32,249 I know you feel big, 230 00:17:32,458 --> 00:17:34,874 but for your Mom you'll always be my baby. 231 00:17:37,333 --> 00:17:41,415 I wet myself laughing at Beppe Grillo on TV last night. 232 00:17:42,375 --> 00:17:46,874 He'll be in politics in a few years and found the Five Stars Movement. 233 00:17:51,041 --> 00:17:52,665 Dad... 234 00:17:54,083 --> 00:17:56,374 He's doing drugs, 235 00:17:56,583 --> 00:17:58,665 this kid does drugs. 236 00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:06,790 Toby, baby! 237 00:18:07,291 --> 00:18:10,457 You recognize me? I've missed you, give me a kiss. 238 00:18:11,041 --> 00:18:14,249 Stop kissing the dog, you should see what he licks on the streets. 239 00:18:15,916 --> 00:18:17,832 Hi, Mom. 240 00:18:18,041 --> 00:18:21,457 Wow, how young and pretty you were! 241 00:18:21,708 --> 00:18:24,124 - Were? - No, you are young and pretty. 242 00:18:25,250 --> 00:18:28,874 If I was, your father wouldn't have left me for a 20-year-old. 243 00:18:29,750 --> 00:18:33,374 Come on, let's eat! I need to be in my office by three. 244 00:18:33,666 --> 00:18:35,082 Look at that! 245 00:18:36,250 --> 00:18:38,457 You're still a psychologist, Mom? 246 00:18:38,666 --> 00:18:40,665 Having problems at school? 247 00:18:41,583 --> 00:18:43,415 - Do they make fun of you? - No... 248 00:18:43,666 --> 00:18:47,249 Don't, my water's in the refrigerator. 249 00:19:06,666 --> 00:19:08,665 Give me a taste! 250 00:19:10,916 --> 00:19:13,749 - This is gin, not water. - It is? 251 00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:19,582 You're right, but water's too tasteless. 252 00:19:19,791 --> 00:19:21,790 You'll ruin your life. 253 00:19:22,041 --> 00:19:24,957 Your father's already done that! 254 00:19:25,833 --> 00:19:27,665 You miss him, huh? 255 00:19:28,666 --> 00:19:30,707 You know what I miss? 256 00:19:31,458 --> 00:19:34,874 An olive! Didn't we buy any? 257 00:19:36,333 --> 00:19:37,957 Here it is! 258 00:19:39,041 --> 00:19:41,040 Now I've got it all. 259 00:19:45,833 --> 00:19:48,040 My favorite cap! 260 00:19:48,250 --> 00:19:49,665 Marcolino! 261 00:19:50,333 --> 00:19:53,332 - Mom said you have a party tonight. - I do? 262 00:19:53,541 --> 00:19:56,457 - Don't you remember? - Sure! 263 00:19:57,458 --> 00:19:59,457 Okay, so you're back by...? 264 00:19:59,666 --> 00:20:01,249 Midnight. 265 00:20:01,458 --> 00:20:04,540 No riding mopeds with your drunk friends. 266 00:20:05,125 --> 00:20:08,040 - Take a cab, so Dad won't...? - Worry. 267 00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:10,665 - Sounds like me with Umberto. - What? 268 00:20:10,916 --> 00:20:13,415 Got 20 euro for the cab? 269 00:20:14,791 --> 00:20:16,790 - What? - 40,000 lire. 270 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,207 - 40,000 lire? - Round trip. 271 00:20:19,416 --> 00:20:22,832 Are you crazy? I'm a lawyer, not a Rockefeller! 272 00:20:23,250 --> 00:20:26,665 2,000 lire, make it last all week. 273 00:20:27,125 --> 00:20:28,832 40,000 lire... 274 00:20:29,041 --> 00:20:31,249 2,000 lire? One euro! 275 00:20:31,458 --> 00:20:33,874 It lasted me all week. 276 00:20:39,250 --> 00:20:41,665 HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY FIORELLA 277 00:20:44,041 --> 00:20:47,457 I don't believe it, Fiorella Sacchi's birthday party! 278 00:20:47,666 --> 00:20:49,499 That's what it says! 279 00:20:50,208 --> 00:20:54,124 I saw Giulia for the first time, right here. 280 00:20:55,916 --> 00:20:57,540 Giulia! 281 00:20:58,041 --> 00:21:00,249 Oh, it's really her. 282 00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:03,915 She was 18, and so beautiful! 283 00:21:04,541 --> 00:21:06,749 See that guy down there? 284 00:21:07,208 --> 00:21:08,415 Cute! 285 00:21:08,666 --> 00:21:10,249 She's got her sights on you. 286 00:21:10,458 --> 00:21:12,665 I don't want to fall again. 287 00:21:13,541 --> 00:21:15,832 That's why I came back to the past. 288 00:21:16,041 --> 00:21:17,749 - Not to fall again? - Right! 289 00:21:17,958 --> 00:21:21,374 25 years ago I asked her to dance, then we kissed, 290 00:21:21,583 --> 00:21:23,582 then we went steady, got married... 291 00:21:23,791 --> 00:21:26,207 - Then she dumped you. - And she ruined my life. 292 00:21:26,458 --> 00:21:30,082 But I can change things: if I don't go with her, I won't be unhappy! 293 00:21:30,916 --> 00:21:33,332 Seems like the plot of "Back to the Future". 294 00:21:34,458 --> 00:21:36,082 See that girl? 295 00:21:36,291 --> 00:21:39,207 25 years ago she was sitting right there. 296 00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:42,832 I wanted to make a pass, but I was embarrassed, 297 00:21:43,083 --> 00:21:45,582 I didn't even have the courage to talk to her. 298 00:21:45,791 --> 00:21:49,415 But I'm not shy now. 299 00:21:58,250 --> 00:22:00,665 - Go talk to him. - What do I say? 300 00:22:00,875 --> 00:22:03,290 Didn't you see how he looked at you? 301 00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:05,207 I don't know what to say! 302 00:22:07,250 --> 00:22:09,249 - Hi. - Hi. 303 00:22:10,291 --> 00:22:13,207 - My name's Giulia. - Marco. 304 00:22:16,041 --> 00:22:18,749 - Are you bored? - No. 305 00:22:21,666 --> 00:22:24,832 - Mind if I sit here? - No, no! 306 00:22:25,083 --> 00:22:26,707 You can't. 307 00:22:27,375 --> 00:22:30,207 - But it's an empty chair. - My friend's coming. 308 00:22:32,458 --> 00:22:34,457 Okay, I'll stay standing. 309 00:22:35,250 --> 00:22:36,874 Good. 310 00:22:38,875 --> 00:22:40,874 Wonder what they're saying! 311 00:22:41,916 --> 00:22:43,832 Would you like to dance? 312 00:22:44,041 --> 00:22:47,040 I would because you're very pretty, but I can't. 313 00:22:48,416 --> 00:22:51,332 - Why not? - I can't. 314 00:22:55,250 --> 00:22:56,874 - Give me a lift home? - Sure. 315 00:22:57,083 --> 00:23:01,082 No, I promised Dad I'd take a cab, thanks anyway. 316 00:23:01,666 --> 00:23:03,540 - With that monster? - There he is! 317 00:23:05,666 --> 00:23:08,457 - She still affects you, huh? - Like crazy. 318 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,707 Let's go, or I'll ruin everything. 319 00:23:13,916 --> 00:23:16,207 Now you like Miguel Bosé? 320 00:23:16,458 --> 00:23:18,749 Good grief, he's such a hunk! 321 00:23:19,208 --> 00:23:20,832 But he couldn't care less about me! 322 00:23:21,041 --> 00:23:23,665 It bothers him to show his friend he likes you. 323 00:23:24,083 --> 00:23:26,082 Maybe you're right. 324 00:23:26,291 --> 00:23:29,999 He's with his friend, so, he's playing it cool. 325 00:23:30,208 --> 00:23:33,207 He pretends he doesn't like me, but he really does! 326 00:23:47,833 --> 00:23:49,832 You're back! 327 00:23:51,166 --> 00:23:54,374 Three minutes past midnight, better than Cinderella. 328 00:23:54,583 --> 00:23:56,415 - You smoke? - So? 329 00:23:57,458 --> 00:24:00,874 A Cuban cigar, whisky at this hour with Mom and Dad home ... 330 00:24:01,083 --> 00:24:03,082 Go to bed! 331 00:24:03,291 --> 00:24:05,999 No allowance for a month! 332 00:24:06,208 --> 00:24:09,624 - I make 5,000 euro a month! - He even talks back! 333 00:24:09,833 --> 00:24:12,249 I'll kick you sky high! 334 00:24:13,041 --> 00:24:15,457 SKY? Won't be around for twenty years! 335 00:24:15,666 --> 00:24:17,499 What are you talking about? 336 00:24:17,708 --> 00:24:20,790 You're drunk, go to bed! 337 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:23,499 Don't let your mother see you like this. 338 00:24:23,791 --> 00:24:27,957 Take some bicarbonate, turn the light out, and no comics. 339 00:24:32,083 --> 00:24:34,290 What was he watching? 340 00:24:34,500 --> 00:24:37,332 Women with their boobs out, at his age... 341 00:24:38,458 --> 00:24:40,374 Takes after his dad. 342 00:24:44,458 --> 00:24:47,082 I can't come, I have to finish my homework. 343 00:24:49,666 --> 00:24:52,832 Got gum? If Mom smells the smoke, she'll kill me. 344 00:24:53,083 --> 00:24:55,790 His name's Marco Damiani, he lives at 12 Piazza Caprera 345 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,624 and here's his phone number. 346 00:24:59,291 --> 00:25:00,707 How'd you find out? 347 00:25:00,916 --> 00:25:03,749 My cousin's friends with one of his classmate's sister's boyfriend. 348 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,082 Out-of-sight! 349 00:25:06,291 --> 00:25:08,374 I'm off. Bye, girls! 350 00:25:12,083 --> 00:25:14,290 - So? - 854... 351 00:25:19,083 --> 00:25:20,707 It's ringing! 352 00:25:21,041 --> 00:25:23,040 Calling someone you like? 353 00:25:23,250 --> 00:25:25,707 Tizy, quiet or I'll lock you in your room. 354 00:25:27,875 --> 00:25:29,707 - Hello? - It's him! 355 00:25:29,916 --> 00:25:32,207 - Say something! - I can't do it. 356 00:25:32,416 --> 00:25:33,624 Who is it? 357 00:25:33,833 --> 00:25:35,749 - Go on! - You talk! 358 00:25:35,958 --> 00:25:37,249 No, I'm embarrassed. 359 00:25:37,875 --> 00:25:39,499 I'm not! 360 00:25:41,666 --> 00:25:42,707 Hi. 361 00:25:43,875 --> 00:25:46,582 Is that you? Are you crazy calling me at home? 362 00:25:47,708 --> 00:25:49,915 What a deep voice! How old is he? 363 00:25:50,125 --> 00:25:52,624 - Eighteen. - Oh, he's old. 364 00:25:52,875 --> 00:25:54,874 - How are you, sweetie? - Fine. 365 00:25:55,083 --> 00:25:58,374 When you make that little girl voice you drive me nuts! 366 00:25:58,916 --> 00:26:01,749 - What's he saying? - That you drive him nuts. 367 00:26:01,958 --> 00:26:03,374 Great! 368 00:26:04,708 --> 00:26:06,332 When can I see you? 369 00:26:06,541 --> 00:26:08,624 He's asking when he can see you. 370 00:26:08,833 --> 00:26:10,665 Tomorrow! 371 00:26:10,875 --> 00:26:13,874 - How about tomorrow? - Sure! 372 00:26:14,083 --> 00:26:17,290 I'll see you tomorrow afternoon at 5, at Bar Ciampini. 373 00:26:18,500 --> 00:26:20,915 I can't talk now, bye. 374 00:26:22,166 --> 00:26:25,790 - Who was that? - This is an answering machine. 375 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:30,082 We are not at home and even if we were, we can't answer. 376 00:26:31,291 --> 00:26:34,290 Please leave a message at the tone. 377 00:26:39,375 --> 00:26:43,582 - Are you an idiot? - De Simone, 70 calls today. 378 00:26:43,791 --> 00:26:46,207 The maid makes risottos instead of taking calls. 379 00:26:46,458 --> 00:26:47,957 I have to do it all! 380 00:26:48,708 --> 00:26:52,499 There it is! Bar Ciampini, Piazza in Lucina. 381 00:26:52,708 --> 00:26:54,124 Where's that? 382 00:26:54,333 --> 00:26:56,957 Near Via del Corso, my friend Gloria lives there. 383 00:26:57,166 --> 00:26:58,874 Good, I love you. 384 00:26:59,083 --> 00:27:02,082 - And I want 500 lire. - I'll give you 1,000! 385 00:27:02,541 --> 00:27:04,374 Good girl! 386 00:27:09,708 --> 00:27:12,290 - Who do I look like? - Who? 387 00:27:13,166 --> 00:27:15,457 Don't I look like Tom Cruise in "Top Gun"? 388 00:27:15,708 --> 00:27:20,290 Spittin' image, but he rides in F14s, you, a motor-scooter. 389 00:27:20,541 --> 00:27:23,457 I wish, but it's a moped! 390 00:27:24,541 --> 00:27:28,249 - What do we do? - What did we do at 18? 391 00:27:28,458 --> 00:27:30,874 We'd go to the Spanish Steps 392 00:27:31,083 --> 00:27:34,082 to look at the foreign girls' underwear. 393 00:27:34,291 --> 00:27:36,290 Yeah, but now we'd get arrested. 394 00:27:37,083 --> 00:27:39,082 It was all so different. 395 00:27:39,750 --> 00:27:43,749 No cell phones, no texting, no chat rooms. 396 00:27:44,583 --> 00:27:47,874 To find an address we had to ask passers-by. 397 00:27:48,083 --> 00:27:50,915 "After the gas station on the left". 398 00:27:51,125 --> 00:27:53,124 I could never find that gas station! 399 00:27:53,333 --> 00:27:55,332 Of course not, you went right! 400 00:27:55,583 --> 00:27:58,790 - But there was ice cream. - Want a cone? 401 00:27:59,500 --> 00:28:02,124 - Make mine chocolate and cream. - Just vanilla. 402 00:28:02,333 --> 00:28:04,249 A drop of prosecco for me. 403 00:28:04,458 --> 00:28:06,749 Mom, prosecco in the early afternoon? 404 00:28:07,291 --> 00:28:09,207 It's not morning? 405 00:28:09,416 --> 00:28:12,124 - Then I'll have an aperitif. - Don't serve her. 406 00:28:12,333 --> 00:28:15,540 - Hello, Ms. Giuditta. - Hello... Who are you? 407 00:28:15,791 --> 00:28:18,999 Marco, a classmate of Claudio's. 408 00:28:20,291 --> 00:28:23,124 - Who's Claudio? - One aperitif? Her seventh! 409 00:28:23,333 --> 00:28:27,332 Why are you young men hanging around, doing shit, 410 00:28:27,541 --> 00:28:29,957 instead of working? 411 00:28:30,166 --> 00:28:31,874 See you tomorrow. 412 00:28:32,125 --> 00:28:33,957 Need a hand? 413 00:28:34,166 --> 00:28:35,582 You only live once! 414 00:28:35,791 --> 00:28:38,415 - Want me to come with you? - No, don't worry. 415 00:28:38,625 --> 00:28:40,040 - You're sure? - I'm used to this. 416 00:28:40,250 --> 00:28:42,457 Mom, I'm taking you home. 417 00:28:42,708 --> 00:28:45,665 Home? Where did we meet? 418 00:28:45,875 --> 00:28:47,957 You're on acid, not prosecco. 419 00:28:48,166 --> 00:28:51,665 Walk straight! You're all crooked, aren't you ashamed? 420 00:28:51,875 --> 00:28:54,499 Don't shout, I'll let you fall. 421 00:28:54,750 --> 00:28:56,749 Hi, sorry I'm late. 422 00:28:58,708 --> 00:29:00,290 Late? 423 00:29:00,500 --> 00:29:03,915 Our date! It's 5:07. 424 00:29:04,125 --> 00:29:05,957 We had a date? 425 00:29:06,166 --> 00:29:08,582 Yes, here at Bar Ciampini. 426 00:29:10,125 --> 00:29:13,332 - When did we talk? - Here are the cones. 427 00:29:13,541 --> 00:29:17,040 - Thank you. - You bought me an ice cream, nice! 428 00:29:18,041 --> 00:29:20,957 - All vanilla, my favorite! - Mine too. 429 00:29:21,166 --> 00:29:23,165 Want to sit down? 430 00:29:23,375 --> 00:29:25,374 Actually, I was just leaving... 431 00:29:26,333 --> 00:29:30,749 On my way here I was so stressed, 432 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:34,082 I thought you might stand me up. 433 00:29:35,083 --> 00:29:37,582 - Giulia! - Mom! 434 00:29:37,791 --> 00:29:40,624 Weren't you supposed to be studying at Benny's? 435 00:29:40,833 --> 00:29:42,749 My mother-in-law and my sister-in-law! 436 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:45,624 Instead you sit here playing up to this boy. 437 00:29:45,833 --> 00:29:49,707 - Did you tattle? - No, I was playing at Gloria's. 438 00:29:50,541 --> 00:29:52,832 You're even wearing my shoes! 439 00:29:53,625 --> 00:29:55,624 What's this stuff? 440 00:29:55,833 --> 00:29:59,249 To make a hit with boys, she stuffs toilet paper in her bra. 441 00:29:59,708 --> 00:30:01,874 - I know. - You'll pay for this! 442 00:30:02,083 --> 00:30:04,707 Let's go home, move! 443 00:30:08,500 --> 00:30:10,499 - Dad! - Who is it? 444 00:30:10,958 --> 00:30:12,165 Marco! 445 00:30:12,375 --> 00:30:14,582 You've all made dates here today? 446 00:30:14,833 --> 00:30:16,832 Date? 447 00:30:17,041 --> 00:30:19,249 I haven't made a date! 448 00:30:19,458 --> 00:30:21,457 So why are you here? 449 00:30:21,708 --> 00:30:24,874 I'm here... for ice cream! 450 00:30:25,083 --> 00:30:27,999 - Is that okay? - Sure, calm down. 451 00:30:28,208 --> 00:30:29,624 - I'll come too? - Great. 452 00:30:29,833 --> 00:30:32,457 You gotta make a date to have ice cream? 453 00:30:32,708 --> 00:30:34,874 - You don't think I have a lover... - No way! 454 00:30:35,083 --> 00:30:37,499 Dad's serious, he wants an ice cream, not a lover. 455 00:30:37,708 --> 00:30:39,707 - What flavor? - Pistacchio. 456 00:30:39,916 --> 00:30:42,624 - What happened to that nutjob? - Cone or cup? 457 00:30:42,833 --> 00:30:44,832 Cup, a cone drips all over me. 458 00:30:45,041 --> 00:30:48,457 You don't know how to eat a cone? 459 00:30:48,708 --> 00:30:50,124 That's how I like it! 460 00:30:53,875 --> 00:30:56,499 - Hi, Mom. - Hi, sweetheart. 461 00:31:00,708 --> 00:31:02,874 Whose jacket is that? 462 00:31:03,083 --> 00:31:04,582 Your father's. 463 00:31:04,791 --> 00:31:07,415 Why are you ironing it? 464 00:31:08,500 --> 00:31:11,915 - It relaxes me. - Dad left 7 years ago. 465 00:31:12,125 --> 00:31:16,332 - You're still waiting for him? - Who'd want him back? 466 00:31:17,708 --> 00:31:21,124 Just because I'm ironing his favorite jacket, I'm waiting for him? 467 00:31:21,333 --> 00:31:25,415 I ironed his shirts and trousers too, 468 00:31:25,625 --> 00:31:27,457 so what? 469 00:31:28,375 --> 00:31:31,374 Mom, I said not to drink. 470 00:31:32,041 --> 00:31:35,874 No one can say a word to me, I do everything I should. 471 00:31:36,583 --> 00:31:40,415 I raise a son, pay the rent, the school, all by myself, 472 00:31:40,625 --> 00:31:45,040 I don't bother anyone, all I ask for is a drop to relax me. 473 00:31:50,291 --> 00:31:52,124 Your cappuccino? 474 00:31:53,583 --> 00:31:55,207 I don't want it. 475 00:31:56,291 --> 00:31:58,915 I've decided I want to change the future too. 476 00:31:59,125 --> 00:32:00,624 Like me with Giulia? 477 00:32:00,833 --> 00:32:03,665 I have to find a nice person to be with my mother. 478 00:32:03,875 --> 00:32:07,499 Right, or she'll still be home when you're 40. 479 00:32:07,708 --> 00:32:10,915 You won't marry and she'll chase off all your girlfriends. 480 00:32:11,125 --> 00:32:12,624 A shit life! 481 00:32:12,833 --> 00:32:15,540 But where can I find this nice person? 482 00:32:15,750 --> 00:32:18,040 In the morning, instead of coffee, she has Sambuca. 483 00:32:21,125 --> 00:32:22,832 Oh God... 484 00:32:23,041 --> 00:32:25,457 I'd say you had the Sambuca this morning. 485 00:32:25,708 --> 00:32:27,707 - Are you okay? - No, not at all. 486 00:32:27,916 --> 00:32:29,749 What a flip! 487 00:32:32,708 --> 00:32:35,790 - Hello? - Hi, am I disturbing you? 488 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:38,415 - Who's this? - Marco, it's Giulia. 489 00:32:38,625 --> 00:32:41,457 Oh, you're one of Marco's friends. 490 00:32:41,708 --> 00:32:43,957 I'm his dad, hold the line. 491 00:32:44,208 --> 00:32:45,415 Thank you. 492 00:32:46,375 --> 00:32:48,790 There's a Giulia for you. 493 00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,915 No, no, no! Absolutely not! 494 00:32:52,125 --> 00:32:54,332 Why? Is she ugly? 495 00:32:54,583 --> 00:32:57,665 - No, she's very pretty. - So, get moving! 496 00:32:57,875 --> 00:32:59,749 Who do you take after? 497 00:32:59,958 --> 00:33:01,957 I'll put him right on. 498 00:33:02,166 --> 00:33:04,165 He's very happy to talk to you, he's running! 499 00:33:04,375 --> 00:33:05,790 Thank you. 500 00:33:06,041 --> 00:33:07,874 Darn you! 501 00:33:10,541 --> 00:33:14,165 - Hello? - Marco, it's Giulia. 502 00:33:14,375 --> 00:33:17,457 I wanted to say I'm sorry for yesterday. 503 00:33:17,666 --> 00:33:19,665 Who knows what you thought... 504 00:33:19,916 --> 00:33:21,624 No, not at all. 505 00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:25,040 I'd love to see you again. 506 00:33:28,208 --> 00:33:30,832 - Are you there? - Yeah, I'm here. 507 00:33:31,041 --> 00:33:34,665 But I have to go, I have a lot to study. 508 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,207 Oh, you have to study. 509 00:33:37,458 --> 00:33:40,082 Okay, I'll wait for you to call back? 510 00:33:40,291 --> 00:33:41,749 Yes. 511 00:33:42,333 --> 00:33:44,332 - Bye. - Bye. 512 00:33:45,750 --> 00:33:47,124 He has to study. 513 00:33:47,333 --> 00:33:50,749 You know why he won't see you? He has another girl. 514 00:33:52,291 --> 00:33:54,582 We have to find out who she is. 515 00:33:55,916 --> 00:33:59,540 - Did you take the razor? - Yes, I shave twice a day. 516 00:33:59,750 --> 00:34:03,582 - Why do you need it? - Me? You've got two whiskers! 517 00:34:03,791 --> 00:34:06,082 - Who was that on the phone? - A girl. 518 00:34:06,291 --> 00:34:09,457 - Your girlfriend? - No, we're not together! 519 00:34:09,666 --> 00:34:11,749 I get it, she won't put out. 520 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:16,624 No, it's all too complicated, forget it. 521 00:34:17,125 --> 00:34:19,332 Listen, little loser brother, 522 00:34:19,583 --> 00:34:22,999 since I feel for you, I want to give you a gift. 523 00:34:23,666 --> 00:34:27,374 - I know a girl who puts out. - I don't go with escorts. 524 00:34:28,166 --> 00:34:29,999 With who? 525 00:34:30,208 --> 00:34:32,290 I won't go with a woman for payment! 526 00:34:32,500 --> 00:34:34,790 Payment? 527 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:38,082 She's Daniela's cousin: a slut, but for free. 528 00:34:43,125 --> 00:34:44,749 - Move it! - There he is! 529 00:34:44,958 --> 00:34:47,582 - You're dressed like Lapo Elkann. - Lapo who? 530 00:34:49,291 --> 00:34:50,999 No! The old GTI 1900? 531 00:34:51,250 --> 00:34:53,457 Dad's right, you're on something. 532 00:35:02,750 --> 00:35:04,124 Let's follow him. 533 00:35:18,541 --> 00:35:19,957 Let's go! 534 00:35:20,333 --> 00:35:22,749 - What's the hurry? - C'mon, move! 535 00:35:28,625 --> 00:35:32,624 - Are we taking the elevator? - C'mon, you're 18, hike! 536 00:35:38,166 --> 00:35:40,582 - Hi, Gibi. - Hi, Dani. 537 00:35:42,583 --> 00:35:46,999 - This is your famous little brother? - Yeah, the little virgin. 538 00:35:47,208 --> 00:35:49,124 Don't overdo it. 539 00:35:49,541 --> 00:35:51,374 C'mon, come in. 540 00:35:58,375 --> 00:36:00,790 What did I tell you? He's got another girl. 541 00:36:02,166 --> 00:36:03,582 Let's go. 542 00:36:06,958 --> 00:36:08,582 Wait. 543 00:36:09,958 --> 00:36:12,582 What is it? Where are you going? 544 00:36:12,791 --> 00:36:14,790 I want to see what he does with that bitch. 545 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:16,624 It's dangerous! 546 00:36:24,041 --> 00:36:26,124 This is Betta, my cousin. 547 00:36:26,333 --> 00:36:27,749 Hi. 548 00:36:27,958 --> 00:36:30,165 - Gilberto and little... - Marco. 549 00:36:30,375 --> 00:36:31,999 And little Marco. 550 00:36:32,208 --> 00:36:33,707 Come here. 551 00:36:33,916 --> 00:36:35,832 - There he is. - What do you say? 552 00:36:36,041 --> 00:36:37,540 He's really not bad. 553 00:36:37,791 --> 00:36:40,999 She's cute, but too young for me, let's go. 554 00:36:41,208 --> 00:36:43,290 Young? She's shrewd! 555 00:36:44,166 --> 00:36:46,999 Gibi, how about going to my room? 556 00:36:47,208 --> 00:36:51,207 Sure, let's go see your stamp collection. 557 00:36:54,166 --> 00:36:57,790 Little brother, it's up to you, sink the putt. 558 00:36:58,041 --> 00:36:59,249 Oh, c'mon! 559 00:37:03,166 --> 00:37:04,790 Want one? 560 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,499 No, thanks, I quit 7 years ago. 561 00:37:08,416 --> 00:37:12,707 - You quit smoking at 11? - Yes, I'm very precocious. 562 00:37:13,958 --> 00:37:16,957 C'mon, come sit here near me. 563 00:37:17,208 --> 00:37:20,415 I'm fine here, thanks. 564 00:37:21,125 --> 00:37:23,332 I like shy little boys. 565 00:37:26,208 --> 00:37:28,832 No, what are you doing? Please... 566 00:37:29,041 --> 00:37:31,124 I'll make you feel like a man. 567 00:37:34,208 --> 00:37:37,624 What an asshole! How can he like that hag? 568 00:37:37,875 --> 00:37:39,165 Relax! 569 00:37:39,375 --> 00:37:41,457 I'd like to jump. 570 00:37:41,666 --> 00:37:44,665 - Are you crazy? - No, sorry. 571 00:37:45,500 --> 00:37:47,499 Forget it, please. 572 00:37:47,708 --> 00:37:51,332 You're pretty, but you're too young, my son's your age. 573 00:37:51,541 --> 00:37:54,374 Oh sure, you had a son when you were 2. 574 00:37:54,583 --> 00:37:56,874 Don't jerk me around. 575 00:37:57,083 --> 00:37:59,499 I don't want this, drop it. 576 00:37:59,791 --> 00:38:02,124 - Betta, what are you doing? - Giorgio! 577 00:38:02,333 --> 00:38:04,749 Who's this guy? 578 00:38:04,958 --> 00:38:07,374 A friend of mine, I swear nothing happened. 579 00:38:07,583 --> 00:38:08,999 Nothing at all. 580 00:38:09,208 --> 00:38:12,624 You're a slut, we've been together just a week! 581 00:38:12,833 --> 00:38:14,832 Quite a while, so... 582 00:38:15,375 --> 00:38:18,457 You don't deserve a guy like Giorgio Mariotti! 583 00:38:18,666 --> 00:38:21,165 - What's your name? - Giorgio Mariotti. 584 00:38:22,166 --> 00:38:26,582 Mariotti, my loser colleague! You were a cuckold even as a kid? 585 00:38:27,375 --> 00:38:29,790 Then you were born a cuckold! 586 00:38:53,375 --> 00:38:55,957 - Need something? - Lando Santini? 587 00:38:56,166 --> 00:38:57,374 Yeah. 588 00:38:57,583 --> 00:39:01,665 As a kid, did you vacation in Anzio, at Aeneas Beach? 589 00:39:02,958 --> 00:39:04,582 Yes. 590 00:39:04,791 --> 00:39:07,499 - Did you ever marry? - No. 591 00:39:07,791 --> 00:39:11,582 - Good for you! - All these questions? Get out! 592 00:39:11,833 --> 00:39:15,040 I'm the son of Giuditta Palmerini, remember her? 593 00:39:15,291 --> 00:39:20,124 I sure do, we went steady for three years. 594 00:39:20,708 --> 00:39:23,415 - Then she got married... - To my father. 595 00:39:24,583 --> 00:39:26,665 - Now Dad's gone. - He died? 596 00:39:26,875 --> 00:39:30,165 - No, he fled. - See? 597 00:39:31,166 --> 00:39:35,165 Lando Santini, I really need a new dad. 598 00:39:39,166 --> 00:39:41,790 Okay, "Dear Marco..." 599 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:46,207 No, take off the "dear", I'd like to smash his face in! 600 00:39:47,708 --> 00:39:50,915 "I know you're seeing a girl..." 601 00:39:51,125 --> 00:39:52,790 I mean, a hag. 602 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:55,290 Actually, a slut who's been passed around. 603 00:39:55,500 --> 00:39:57,499 Like a joint! 604 00:39:57,708 --> 00:39:59,915 Don't joke, this is serious. 605 00:40:00,125 --> 00:40:04,790 "I advise you to drop her immediately and find another girl". 606 00:40:05,333 --> 00:40:07,957 Like the gorgeous Giulia. 607 00:40:08,166 --> 00:40:09,999 Idiot! 608 00:40:10,208 --> 00:40:12,207 Signed, "a girl with good advice". 609 00:40:12,416 --> 00:40:16,124 - He'll know it's you. - Okay, then, a buddy. 610 00:40:17,583 --> 00:40:20,582 Don't sign it at all, an anonymous letter! 611 00:40:28,375 --> 00:40:30,374 Did you do it? 612 00:40:32,333 --> 00:40:35,165 - Did you slide it under the door? - No. 613 00:40:35,416 --> 00:40:38,415 - No? - The door opened. 614 00:40:38,625 --> 00:40:41,332 - And who was it? - The maid, she took it. 615 00:40:41,541 --> 00:40:44,249 - Did she ask questions? - Yes, she asked who it was from. 616 00:40:44,458 --> 00:40:47,290 I said: "My sister Giulia". 617 00:40:47,500 --> 00:40:50,582 Are you stupid? It was an anonymous letter! 618 00:40:50,791 --> 00:40:55,207 When Marco gets home after soccer, he'll know it was me, I'm ruined! 619 00:40:57,291 --> 00:41:01,207 No, this isn't the Algranati home, they're one floor down. 620 00:41:01,416 --> 00:41:03,499 Sorry, I made a mistake. 621 00:41:03,791 --> 00:41:06,374 The door on the right or left? 622 00:41:07,791 --> 00:41:10,582 - Could you show me? - That one! 623 00:41:11,375 --> 00:41:13,790 - Which one? - That one there. 624 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:15,624 Are you sure? 625 00:41:15,833 --> 00:41:18,457 Yes, they've lived there for 20 years, 626 00:41:18,666 --> 00:41:21,957 husband, wife, two children and a little dog. 627 00:41:22,166 --> 00:41:23,790 Thank you, sorry. 628 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:26,999 Wasting my time like this! 629 00:41:27,208 --> 00:41:29,290 With all that I have to do! 630 00:41:56,958 --> 00:41:58,957 Hi, Lallona. 631 00:41:59,166 --> 00:42:01,374 - Maradona's back. - Don't I wish! 632 00:42:08,666 --> 00:42:10,957 I'm leaving my bag here. 633 00:42:11,166 --> 00:42:13,790 Okay! Want your usual sandwich? 634 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:17,207 Yes, thanks, but I'll go to the bathroom first. 635 00:42:28,166 --> 00:42:30,374 Gilberto, do you have to shower right now? 636 00:42:30,583 --> 00:42:33,415 Let me take one first, I'm sweaty. 637 00:42:33,625 --> 00:42:35,540 Get lost! 638 00:42:35,791 --> 00:42:37,582 Got a sore throat? 639 00:42:37,791 --> 00:42:40,874 What a pain! Go to your room, I'll call you. 640 00:42:41,083 --> 00:42:42,915 C'mon, leave the shower. 641 00:42:45,375 --> 00:42:47,374 Scared I'll see you naked? 642 00:42:47,625 --> 00:42:50,249 Get out of the bathroom or I'll rough you up! 643 00:42:50,458 --> 00:42:53,457 Rough up your little wiener! Get out! 644 00:42:54,583 --> 00:42:56,207 Giulia! 645 00:42:56,416 --> 00:42:58,249 Oh no, what a mess! 646 00:42:59,041 --> 00:43:02,040 - I'll dry you off. - No, please, don't look at me! 647 00:43:03,625 --> 00:43:05,332 Careful, you'll fall! 648 00:43:07,958 --> 00:43:09,374 Giulia! 649 00:43:11,333 --> 00:43:15,165 - What happened? You're soaking! - Stay out of it! 650 00:44:00,375 --> 00:44:03,790 - It's Lando. - Second floor, apartment six. 651 00:44:08,166 --> 00:44:10,165 Mom, he's coming up. 652 00:44:10,375 --> 00:44:11,999 Oh, no! How do I look? 653 00:44:12,208 --> 00:44:14,707 - You're beautiful. - What stress. 654 00:44:14,958 --> 00:44:17,790 - Go for it! - I need a drop. 655 00:44:20,791 --> 00:44:23,999 - Where did you put it? - No drinking today, or Lando runs. 656 00:44:24,208 --> 00:44:27,374 Let him! Know what? Don't even let him up. 657 00:44:27,583 --> 00:44:31,415 Can't you see, if you're alone you'll have a terrible old age? 658 00:44:32,041 --> 00:44:35,540 You need a man to help you, keep you company. 659 00:44:35,791 --> 00:44:37,374 Here he is! 660 00:44:38,583 --> 00:44:40,582 Lando's all I needed. 661 00:44:42,375 --> 00:44:44,999 - Hello. - Welcome, come in. 662 00:44:45,208 --> 00:44:46,624 May I? 663 00:44:47,375 --> 00:44:50,082 This way, come with me. 664 00:44:52,708 --> 00:44:54,332 Giuditta! 665 00:44:55,083 --> 00:44:56,707 You haven't changed a bit. 666 00:44:57,791 --> 00:45:01,249 Well, you look like you've collapsed, what happened? 667 00:45:01,458 --> 00:45:05,540 - It's been twenty years. - Looks like forty on you. 668 00:45:05,791 --> 00:45:09,165 I'll leave you, enjoy the visit. 669 00:45:13,916 --> 00:45:15,790 It's a dream to see you again. 670 00:45:16,583 --> 00:45:18,790 Give me your coat. 671 00:45:20,375 --> 00:45:21,999 A little something! 672 00:45:22,208 --> 00:45:25,040 I brought you a bottle of Sambuca. 673 00:45:25,250 --> 00:45:29,457 - Sambuca! - We can have a drop after lunch. 674 00:45:29,666 --> 00:45:31,749 Why after? Right now! 675 00:45:31,958 --> 00:45:34,582 It's best not on an empty stomach! 676 00:45:34,791 --> 00:45:36,999 It's not good for you, I'll drink it. 677 00:45:38,375 --> 00:45:39,999 His name's Lando Santini, 678 00:45:40,208 --> 00:45:43,207 he was Mom's boyfriend, then she left him for Dad. 679 00:45:43,416 --> 00:45:46,124 - How did you find him? - In the phone book. 680 00:45:46,333 --> 00:45:48,624 He never married, what luck! 681 00:45:48,833 --> 00:45:52,124 - He's perfect for your mother. - Fingers crossed. 682 00:45:52,333 --> 00:45:54,415 Look who's here, Claudio, the wimp! 683 00:45:54,625 --> 00:45:56,457 Brunello! 684 00:45:57,166 --> 00:45:59,582 - I forgot about him. - Who is he? 685 00:45:59,791 --> 00:46:02,415 The mechanic's son. 686 00:46:03,250 --> 00:46:05,457 He beat me up, every time he saw me. 687 00:46:05,708 --> 00:46:07,915 - Why? - Because he was an asshole. 688 00:46:08,125 --> 00:46:10,624 Out for a stroll with your boyfriend? 689 00:46:10,833 --> 00:46:13,124 - He's a real jackass. - A nightmare. 690 00:46:13,333 --> 00:46:15,415 Run, you wimp. 691 00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:18,707 I'm talking to you! 692 00:46:19,375 --> 00:46:20,999 Forget him. 693 00:46:21,208 --> 00:46:23,207 No, I sure won't. 694 00:46:23,416 --> 00:46:27,915 I was a kid in 1990, but now I'm 42, I'll pay him back. 695 00:46:28,708 --> 00:46:30,915 Come down off the bench. 696 00:46:31,125 --> 00:46:33,832 I'm so scared, I'm shitting my pants. 697 00:46:35,791 --> 00:46:37,874 You hurt me! 698 00:46:38,083 --> 00:46:40,915 Run the next time you see me, or I'll kick your ass. 699 00:46:41,125 --> 00:46:42,957 Sorry! 700 00:46:44,541 --> 00:46:47,040 - Let's go! - You did right. 701 00:46:47,250 --> 00:46:50,332 -What happened? -Dunno, I beat him up till yesterday. 702 00:46:50,541 --> 00:46:54,374 Going back at 40 can give real satisfaction! 703 00:46:54,625 --> 00:46:56,249 - Not always! - Why? 704 00:46:56,458 --> 00:47:00,540 We have to redo graduation exams, 4 years of college... 705 00:47:00,791 --> 00:47:03,165 Then military service, driver's license. 706 00:47:03,375 --> 00:47:06,374 In a few years they'll take out my wisdom teeth. 707 00:47:06,583 --> 00:47:07,874 My appendix. 708 00:47:08,083 --> 00:47:11,707 Satisfaction? It's a ball-breaker! 709 00:47:18,166 --> 00:47:21,165 Lando's still here, so it went well! 710 00:47:25,375 --> 00:47:27,582 Hi, Mommy's darling. 711 00:47:27,791 --> 00:47:31,790 See who dropped by? My friend Claudio. 712 00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,207 I'm Claudio. 713 00:47:34,416 --> 00:47:37,499 Right, don't be confused, you're Claudio, 714 00:47:37,708 --> 00:47:40,124 he's Cris... He... 715 00:47:41,416 --> 00:47:43,249 Lando! 716 00:47:43,458 --> 00:47:46,249 I know, I brought him! Been drinking, huh? 717 00:47:46,458 --> 00:47:49,082 Drinking? No, no, no... 718 00:47:51,833 --> 00:47:55,457 You didn't even feed him? Make us look bad? 719 00:47:55,666 --> 00:47:58,790 Mr. Lando, I'm sorry. 720 00:47:59,458 --> 00:48:02,457 Don't worry, young man, 721 00:48:02,708 --> 00:48:07,540 your mother's great fun, she makes me pee my pants. 722 00:48:09,166 --> 00:48:12,582 Tell him what I told you. 723 00:48:12,833 --> 00:48:15,249 He had a store, 724 00:48:15,458 --> 00:48:18,290 it was full of loan sharks. 725 00:48:18,666 --> 00:48:20,374 This full! 726 00:48:21,166 --> 00:48:26,165 Tell him then they burned everything. 727 00:48:27,708 --> 00:48:30,707 He didn't even have insurance. 728 00:48:30,916 --> 00:48:32,832 None, free as the birds. 729 00:48:34,125 --> 00:48:37,124 One hand in front, and one in back. 730 00:48:37,333 --> 00:48:39,540 What a laugh! 731 00:48:40,958 --> 00:48:43,582 Did you bring this bottle? 732 00:48:43,791 --> 00:48:47,415 - Yes, a drop after lunch... - Helps out! 733 00:48:47,625 --> 00:48:50,249 Instead of chocolates, you brought Sambuca? 734 00:48:51,291 --> 00:48:55,499 - I'd like to slap you around! - You deserve it! 735 00:48:55,708 --> 00:48:57,415 What's right, is right! 736 00:48:57,625 --> 00:49:00,707 I've got another drunkard in the house. 737 00:49:02,375 --> 00:49:04,207 He's angry. 738 00:49:06,166 --> 00:49:08,165 But who gives a damn! 739 00:49:20,625 --> 00:49:23,249 Could you come a moment, please? 740 00:49:25,166 --> 00:49:26,582 Yes, Dad. 741 00:49:28,916 --> 00:49:31,999 We met with your teachers this morning, 742 00:49:32,208 --> 00:49:35,415 even the principal was there. Guess what he said? 743 00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:39,624 - What? - That you do fuck-all at school! 744 00:49:39,833 --> 00:49:41,249 Aldo! 745 00:49:42,666 --> 00:49:46,082 I never see you studying. 746 00:49:46,291 --> 00:49:49,374 If this keeps up, you'll flunk out. 747 00:49:49,583 --> 00:49:52,290 - Who gives a damn! - Who gives a damn? 748 00:49:52,500 --> 00:49:56,207 I have other problems to think about. 749 00:49:56,416 --> 00:49:58,040 Young man, 750 00:49:58,250 --> 00:50:01,665 you didn't get someone pregnant, did you? 751 00:50:01,875 --> 00:50:04,165 No danger of that with him. 752 00:50:04,416 --> 00:50:06,707 Please go in the other room. 753 00:50:08,791 --> 00:50:12,790 Darling, what are your problems? Baby! 754 00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:16,499 I'm not a baby, I'm 40, I'm a financial planner, 755 00:50:16,708 --> 00:50:20,707 I'm married, I have a son and I'm separating. 756 00:50:22,166 --> 00:50:24,374 Marco, do you feel okay? 757 00:50:24,583 --> 00:50:26,415 Yes, I'm not crazy. 758 00:50:26,625 --> 00:50:29,124 You see me as a kid, but I'm a grown man. 759 00:50:29,333 --> 00:50:30,749 Please, help me. 760 00:50:30,958 --> 00:50:34,165 - Of course! - Tell us how! 761 00:50:34,458 --> 00:50:37,749 Get me back to 2015, please! 762 00:50:37,958 --> 00:50:40,790 You want to go back to 2015? Nothing to it! 763 00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:43,207 I'll call the ambulance. 764 00:50:45,833 --> 00:50:48,207 Hello? Hello, an ambulance... 765 00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:52,082 - I called the police. - That's good! 766 00:50:52,333 --> 00:50:53,957 Do you have an ambulance? 767 00:50:56,416 --> 00:50:59,249 - What's your name? - Marco Damiani. 768 00:50:59,458 --> 00:51:01,957 - What's your father's name? - Aldo. 769 00:51:02,166 --> 00:51:04,165 - And your mother's? - Patrizia. 770 00:51:04,375 --> 00:51:07,457 My brother's Gilberto, my grandmother is Luciana, I live in Piazza Caprera. 771 00:51:07,666 --> 00:51:09,582 I'm just fine, believe me. 772 00:51:09,791 --> 00:51:12,624 - How old are you? - Forty-two. 773 00:51:12,833 --> 00:51:16,832 I came back to the past, you see me as 18. 774 00:51:17,083 --> 00:51:19,999 He's lost it, he's like a robot. 775 00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:22,999 Neurologically he's in order. 776 00:51:23,208 --> 00:51:26,624 - So why does he say this bullshit? - Stress. 777 00:51:26,833 --> 00:51:29,124 A breakdown caused by stress. 778 00:51:29,375 --> 00:51:32,207 - With all that's happened to me! - What's happened to him? 779 00:51:32,416 --> 00:51:35,040 How do you heal from stress? 780 00:51:35,250 --> 00:51:39,665 No pressure, no commitments he should relax, have fun. 781 00:51:39,916 --> 00:51:42,624 What are your plans for Easter? 782 00:51:42,875 --> 00:51:44,290 Dunno. 783 00:51:44,500 --> 00:51:48,415 Take him on a trip, far from Rome, from his daily routine, 784 00:51:48,625 --> 00:51:50,624 let him get away from things for a while. 785 00:51:51,041 --> 00:51:54,457 Darling, where would you like to go? 786 00:51:55,333 --> 00:51:57,957 - To 2015. - Cut it out! 787 00:51:58,166 --> 00:52:02,165 Okay, then I'll opt for Amsterdam. 788 00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:06,415 - Amsterdam? - Where is it? 789 00:52:07,333 --> 00:52:09,624 And why Amsterdam exactly? 790 00:52:09,875 --> 00:52:13,874 For work, I've visited all the European capitals, except Amsterdam. 791 00:52:14,083 --> 00:52:17,457 - You've visited all the capitals? - Yes. 792 00:52:17,666 --> 00:52:21,749 In 18 years I've taken him a few times to Monte Carlo! 793 00:52:22,916 --> 00:52:24,332 And Santa Marinella. 794 00:52:24,583 --> 00:52:27,665 - Roulette or Black Jack? - Chemin de Fer. 795 00:52:28,958 --> 00:52:30,957 But drop it, not the right time. 796 00:52:31,166 --> 00:52:34,082 And what other cities have you seen? 797 00:52:34,833 --> 00:52:37,665 Paris, London, Brussels, Stockholm... 798 00:52:37,875 --> 00:52:41,374 In a minute he'll say he's been to the moon. 799 00:52:41,583 --> 00:52:43,207 - Have you been to the moon? - Dad! 800 00:52:43,416 --> 00:52:45,124 Now I'm the crazy one! 801 00:53:45,666 --> 00:53:49,082 - What are you looking at? - It's not me. It's him! 802 00:53:49,291 --> 00:53:51,999 Get moving! Haven't you ever seen a woman? 803 00:54:04,416 --> 00:54:06,415 This is Sunflowers! 804 00:54:08,625 --> 00:54:11,040 This painting is touching! 805 00:54:11,250 --> 00:54:15,165 It's much better in real life, I'd seen it only in pictures. 806 00:54:15,375 --> 00:54:18,790 On the butcher's calendar, remember? 807 00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:21,999 I saw it in a retrospective on Van Gogh at the MOMA. 808 00:54:22,833 --> 00:54:24,790 - Nice! - Where's that? 809 00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:26,999 The MOMA is in New York. 810 00:54:27,208 --> 00:54:31,040 - You've been to New York? - With my wife and son. 811 00:54:31,250 --> 00:54:33,540 - Now it all fits. - What? 812 00:54:33,833 --> 00:54:35,999 He wanted to come here because he smokes joints. 813 00:54:36,750 --> 00:54:39,457 - Damiani! - Borghini, what are you doing here? 814 00:54:39,666 --> 00:54:44,165 I can't believe it, you're in Amsterdam too, how nice! 815 00:54:44,416 --> 00:54:46,415 Leopoldo, my father-in-law. 816 00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:51,415 This is Leopoldo Borghini, from my club, 817 00:54:51,625 --> 00:54:53,832 the funniest pharmacist in the world. 818 00:54:54,041 --> 00:54:55,749 - Pleased to meet you. - Charmed. 819 00:54:55,958 --> 00:54:57,874 - Hi. - We know each other. 820 00:54:58,083 --> 00:55:00,915 We do? I don't recall where... 821 00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:04,415 Coffee shop, don't listen to him. 822 00:55:05,416 --> 00:55:07,499 - Is he a junkie? - Don't even talk about it. 823 00:55:07,708 --> 00:55:09,707 Franca, come here. 824 00:55:10,458 --> 00:55:12,874 This is Franca, my better half. 825 00:55:13,083 --> 00:55:14,915 A pleasure. 826 00:55:15,166 --> 00:55:17,249 - Patrizia. - Franca! 827 00:55:17,458 --> 00:55:18,874 It's you! 828 00:55:19,416 --> 00:55:21,124 Giulia's here too. 829 00:55:21,333 --> 00:55:24,124 Giulia, come to your dad. 830 00:55:24,333 --> 00:55:27,040 No, I'm looking at a painting. 831 00:55:27,833 --> 00:55:29,624 C'mon, come here! 832 00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:33,999 Come to your dad, there are friends from Rome. 833 00:55:35,625 --> 00:55:38,249 - This is Giulia, my daughter. - Hi, Marco. 834 00:55:38,458 --> 00:55:39,957 Hi. 835 00:55:40,166 --> 00:55:41,874 You know each other? 836 00:55:42,083 --> 00:55:46,082 Yes, they meet in the afternoons in the cafes downtown. 837 00:55:46,291 --> 00:55:47,915 Once. 838 00:55:48,125 --> 00:55:50,749 It was you who called the other day? 839 00:55:50,958 --> 00:55:54,374 Yes, I'm sorry, I took you for Marco... 840 00:55:54,625 --> 00:55:56,540 You're right, she's pretty. 841 00:55:57,416 --> 00:56:00,707 - He really said I'm pretty? - Very pretty. 842 00:56:01,833 --> 00:56:04,999 What a small world! 843 00:56:05,833 --> 00:56:07,874 - What hotel are you in? - The Amstel. 844 00:56:08,083 --> 00:56:10,082 Us too! 845 00:56:10,291 --> 00:56:13,207 So, dinner this evening at the Flemish fag's? 846 00:56:13,416 --> 00:56:15,624 C'mon, I'll throw a stone at you! 847 00:56:15,833 --> 00:56:18,457 Just kidding, I told you he's fun. 848 00:56:18,666 --> 00:56:21,290 - Dad, please. - Give it back! 849 00:56:30,583 --> 00:56:33,290 And that's a little swing! 850 00:56:33,541 --> 00:56:35,874 - Hi. - Here we are, my little buddy. 851 00:56:37,041 --> 00:56:40,249 I booked the best fish restaurant in Amsterdam. 852 00:56:40,500 --> 00:56:42,082 Hey, wow! 853 00:56:42,291 --> 00:56:44,207 - Let's go? - No... 854 00:56:44,458 --> 00:56:46,540 How about Marco? 855 00:56:46,750 --> 00:56:50,165 Marco doesn't feel well, he's not going out. 856 00:56:51,291 --> 00:56:52,499 Come on... 857 00:56:52,708 --> 00:56:56,540 I feel tired too, besides, I don't like salmon, you all go. 858 00:56:56,750 --> 00:57:00,249 - No dinner? - I'll have something in the room. 859 00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:03,207 - So, we'll see you later? - Okay, have fun. 860 00:57:03,416 --> 00:57:05,040 Bye! 861 00:57:06,291 --> 00:57:09,790 Today's kids are hard to understand. 862 00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:12,499 You book the best restaurant 863 00:57:12,708 --> 00:57:14,790 and they're in the room with a hamburger and fries! 864 00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:19,999 They're right, at their age I'd never have gone out with four old fogies! 865 00:57:20,208 --> 00:57:23,415 - Maybe you're an old fogy! - You feel like a teenager? 866 00:57:23,625 --> 00:57:24,707 Let's go! 867 00:57:24,958 --> 00:57:27,165 See, you're shaky? Grab this old fogy! 868 00:57:27,583 --> 00:57:29,207 You're just too much fun! 869 00:57:29,416 --> 00:57:31,415 - Are we going by gondola? - No, we'll swim! 870 00:57:31,666 --> 00:57:33,957 You're absurd! 871 00:57:54,041 --> 00:57:55,457 Hi. 872 00:57:55,666 --> 00:57:57,290 What are you doing here? 873 00:57:57,500 --> 00:57:59,790 I played hooky from the restaurant too. 874 00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:03,415 Do you mind? I did it to be with you. 875 00:58:04,875 --> 00:58:06,457 I know! 876 00:58:12,208 --> 00:58:14,499 Why don't we call room service? 877 00:58:16,041 --> 00:58:18,457 Listen, don't be offended, 878 00:58:19,083 --> 00:58:21,790 I don't like you following me, calling, 879 00:58:22,375 --> 00:58:24,207 that you just walk into my room. 880 00:58:24,875 --> 00:58:26,707 I want to be alone. 881 00:58:29,666 --> 00:58:31,749 Don't take it that way. 882 00:58:32,875 --> 00:58:35,499 - Piss off! - Where are you going? 883 00:58:35,708 --> 00:58:37,124 Out! 884 00:58:37,333 --> 00:58:40,832 Think I'm in Amsterdam to stay closed up with a jerk like you? 885 00:58:41,041 --> 00:58:43,874 - Wait... - I'm going out on my own. 886 00:58:45,666 --> 00:58:48,874 Are you nuts? A kid all alone at night in Amsterdam? 887 00:58:50,083 --> 00:58:51,707 My shoes, damn it. 888 00:58:53,041 --> 00:58:56,665 - Giulia, come back to the hotel. - Not on your life! 889 00:58:56,875 --> 00:58:58,957 Cut it out or I'll drag you back. 890 00:58:59,166 --> 00:59:02,249 If you touch me, I'll scream and then report you! 891 00:59:02,458 --> 00:59:04,249 What a mess I'm in tonight! 892 00:59:04,458 --> 00:59:07,540 - Then you'll dislike me even more. - I don't dislike you! 893 00:59:07,791 --> 00:59:11,415 - It seems just the opposite to me. - You're wrong. 894 00:59:12,875 --> 00:59:14,165 Oh, look! 895 00:59:14,416 --> 00:59:18,040 Beautiful shoes. 896 00:59:18,791 --> 00:59:21,874 I couldn't find mine, so I put these on. 897 00:59:22,750 --> 00:59:26,374 You're a jerk, but also pretty nice. 898 00:59:26,583 --> 00:59:27,874 Good thing. 899 00:59:28,083 --> 00:59:30,499 Let's go back to the hotel and eat. 900 00:59:30,708 --> 00:59:33,624 Why the hotel? There are loads of nice places. 901 00:59:33,875 --> 00:59:35,249 But I'm in slippers. 902 00:59:35,500 --> 00:59:38,790 They're all nonconformists here, no one will look. 903 00:59:49,041 --> 00:59:51,749 - What will you have? - Salmon. 904 00:59:51,958 --> 00:59:54,457 But I bet you'll have meat, you don't like salmon. 905 00:59:55,125 --> 00:59:57,624 That's right, how do you know? 906 00:59:57,875 --> 01:00:00,915 - I know lots of things about you. - You do? 907 01:00:01,125 --> 01:00:02,874 For example? 908 01:00:04,041 --> 01:00:07,957 You like Madonna and adore tortellini in broth. 909 01:00:09,541 --> 01:00:11,749 Your zodiac sign is Cancer, you were born on June 28th. 910 01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:14,874 Wow, that's true. 911 01:00:15,291 --> 01:00:18,207 Red's your favorite color, you're allergic to pollen 912 01:00:18,416 --> 01:00:21,332 and in bed, you hug me because your feet are always cold. 913 01:00:22,250 --> 01:00:25,332 Are you crazy? You and me in bed together? 914 01:00:26,875 --> 01:00:29,999 I was joking, but I bet you have cold feet. 915 01:00:30,208 --> 01:00:32,415 Yes, that's right. 916 01:00:33,208 --> 01:00:35,040 You're quite a character! 917 01:00:35,250 --> 01:00:37,874 First you say I bother you 918 01:00:38,083 --> 01:00:40,707 and then I find out you know all about me. 919 01:00:41,666 --> 01:00:44,499 You're unique, you really are. 920 01:00:47,166 --> 01:00:48,790 You're unique too. 921 01:00:56,875 --> 01:00:58,665 Let's order? 922 01:01:03,041 --> 01:01:05,665 They were never in the restaurant. 923 01:01:05,875 --> 01:01:07,707 Or at the bar either. 924 01:01:08,458 --> 01:01:11,290 - Franca, did you try the room? - There's no answer. 925 01:01:11,500 --> 01:01:14,332 Where did those two dimwits end up? 926 01:01:14,541 --> 01:01:17,165 They really are dimwits! 927 01:01:32,875 --> 01:01:34,665 Oh God, I kissed you. 928 01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:37,624 - Didn't you like it? - Yes, but I shouldn't have. 929 01:01:37,875 --> 01:01:41,249 - Why not? - I know, but you can't understand. 930 01:01:42,125 --> 01:01:45,207 I'm an idiot, I fell for her again. 931 01:01:45,416 --> 01:01:46,624 Calm down! 932 01:01:46,875 --> 01:01:48,915 I have to go, sorry. 933 01:02:05,041 --> 01:02:07,249 Here's the numbskull! Where have you been? 934 01:02:07,458 --> 01:02:09,665 We were so worried. 935 01:02:09,875 --> 01:02:11,499 C'mon, worried? 936 01:02:11,708 --> 01:02:15,790 - A kid, out on his own at night! - With all the scoundrels around. 937 01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:17,999 What scoundrels! 938 01:02:18,208 --> 01:02:22,040 - You're punished tomorrow! - No, I'm leaving tomorrow. 939 01:02:22,250 --> 01:02:24,082 What? Why? 940 01:02:24,291 --> 01:02:28,582 Because the stress hasn't gone, it's doubled! 941 01:02:28,791 --> 01:02:31,207 I'm going home tomorrow, hear me? 942 01:02:31,875 --> 01:02:35,040 Oh God, I feel ill! Palpitations! 943 01:02:35,250 --> 01:02:38,207 Are you happy your mother feels ill? 944 01:02:38,416 --> 01:02:39,457 Sit down. 945 01:02:39,666 --> 01:02:42,874 It's your fault too, ordering mussels in Amsterdam! 946 01:02:43,083 --> 01:02:46,165 You stuffed yourself! Let me feel your heartbeat. 947 01:02:46,375 --> 01:02:47,665 The jugular vein, feel it. 948 01:03:01,458 --> 01:03:05,582 "When Beatrice I saw turned toward her left, 949 01:03:05,791 --> 01:03:08,790 and looking at the sun; 950 01:03:09,250 --> 01:03:14,249 no eagle ever gazed at it so keenly..." 951 01:03:14,875 --> 01:03:16,707 Damiani! 952 01:03:17,541 --> 01:03:20,957 - What are you thinking about? - Giulia. 953 01:03:21,583 --> 01:03:24,790 What's Giulia got to do with Dante's Paradise? 954 01:03:25,041 --> 01:03:28,457 Sorry, nothing at all to do with it. 955 01:03:29,416 --> 01:03:32,332 - Are you listening to the lesson? - Of course. 956 01:03:32,541 --> 01:03:34,832 - No. - What was I saying? 957 01:03:35,041 --> 01:03:39,249 You were saying that Dante was in Paradise with Giulia and... 958 01:03:39,500 --> 01:03:43,415 This Giulia again? Beatrice, not Giulia. 959 01:03:43,625 --> 01:03:45,707 Beatrice, not Giulia. 960 01:03:45,916 --> 01:03:47,624 You've flipped out! 961 01:03:48,666 --> 01:03:51,290 "When Beatrice I saw turned toward her left..." 962 01:03:51,541 --> 01:03:54,457 You fell for her again? 963 01:03:54,666 --> 01:03:56,082 - No. - You did! 964 01:03:56,291 --> 01:03:59,499 I told you I don't give a damn about Giulia! 965 01:03:59,750 --> 01:04:02,040 Damiani, what's all this ruckus? 966 01:04:02,250 --> 01:04:04,749 Out, go to the principal! 967 01:04:16,083 --> 01:04:18,790 Explain all this to me now or I'll go nuts! 968 01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:22,624 You ignore me, then tag after me, and I find out you know all about me. 969 01:04:22,875 --> 01:04:25,249 And then we kiss, 970 01:04:25,458 --> 01:04:30,457 a super kiss and then you run off. Why? What's it mean? 971 01:04:31,375 --> 01:04:33,999 - What's it mean? Beatrice... - Beatrice? 972 01:04:34,208 --> 01:04:37,415 Giulia, I like you very much, 973 01:04:37,625 --> 01:04:40,874 you're a fantastic girl, but... 974 01:04:41,083 --> 01:04:43,082 But what? 975 01:04:44,083 --> 01:04:47,165 I can't, I mustn't fall in love with you. 976 01:04:47,375 --> 01:04:49,582 - Why not? - Why not? 977 01:04:50,666 --> 01:04:54,082 Because we'll get married, have a son and I'll be happy. 978 01:04:54,291 --> 01:04:57,124 But then you'll say you have another man and kick me out 979 01:04:57,333 --> 01:04:59,040 and I'll suffer like a dog. 980 01:05:00,583 --> 01:05:04,582 Marco, what are you saying? I'd never hurt you, 981 01:05:04,791 --> 01:05:06,790 I'm in love with you. 982 01:05:09,208 --> 01:05:11,207 If you care for me, leave me alone. 983 01:05:40,041 --> 01:05:42,665 I didn't do a thing, he just fell. 984 01:05:43,500 --> 01:05:44,915 Fuck off! 985 01:05:46,291 --> 01:05:49,499 Good for you! Are you happy? 986 01:05:49,750 --> 01:05:51,832 - What do you want? - You act like a 12-year-old. 987 01:05:52,041 --> 01:05:54,040 You fuck off too. 988 01:06:01,541 --> 01:06:03,540 You're a real moron! 989 01:06:03,750 --> 01:06:06,665 We lost because you got yourself kicked out. 990 01:06:06,875 --> 01:06:09,082 It wasn't the European Cup final! 991 01:06:09,291 --> 01:06:11,582 Listen, "European Cup"... 992 01:06:11,791 --> 01:06:14,874 Is it true you don't care a thing about Giulia ? 993 01:06:15,083 --> 01:06:16,915 Why? 994 01:06:17,166 --> 01:06:21,374 Because if you don't, I'd like to try with her. 995 01:06:21,625 --> 01:06:23,332 - You? - Yes. 996 01:06:23,875 --> 01:06:26,332 - With Giulia? - Does it bother you? 997 01:06:27,250 --> 01:06:30,332 - No, we're not together. - I got the green light? 998 01:06:31,583 --> 01:06:33,957 - You swear you don't mind. - No. 999 01:06:34,166 --> 01:06:36,374 - It's okay? - Don't worry. 1000 01:06:37,541 --> 01:06:39,832 - What do you want? - Are you an idiot? 1001 01:06:40,041 --> 01:06:43,040 - Why? - You let him hit on your wife? 1002 01:06:43,291 --> 01:06:46,207 Giulia isn't my wife and she'll never be! 1003 01:06:46,791 --> 01:06:49,874 - You're sure it's okay? - Go on, don't worry. 1004 01:06:51,208 --> 01:06:53,874 Go fuck off! 1005 01:06:54,458 --> 01:06:58,165 Again? I'll get you expelled for life! 1006 01:06:58,375 --> 01:07:00,374 Champions League Referee, do what you want, 1007 01:07:00,583 --> 01:07:03,999 in five years I'll break my kneecap and switch to golf. 1008 01:07:59,333 --> 01:08:02,040 Meet you outside the bowling lanes at 4? 1009 01:08:02,250 --> 01:08:04,082 I can't today. 1010 01:08:04,666 --> 01:08:08,665 My folks have a bridge tournament at the Club, 1011 01:08:08,875 --> 01:08:10,582 so the house is empty. 1012 01:08:10,791 --> 01:08:14,415 I'll invite Giulia, no strike at the lanes, but a strike in bed! 1013 01:08:15,666 --> 01:08:17,499 What a jerk! 1014 01:08:17,708 --> 01:08:20,624 You're still in time to stop him. 1015 01:08:20,875 --> 01:08:24,249 No, better this way, I'll get Giulia out of my life once and for all. 1016 01:08:24,458 --> 01:08:26,290 If it makes you happy! 1017 01:08:28,958 --> 01:08:31,040 Darling, a toast to you. 1018 01:08:31,291 --> 01:08:33,499 A toast to you, my pet. 1019 01:08:34,041 --> 01:08:37,457 - You're always drinking. - We're toasting. 1020 01:08:37,666 --> 01:08:40,290 -We're toasting to the betting sheet. -Why, did you win? 1021 01:08:40,500 --> 01:08:44,207 We still have to play. C'mon, play with us! 1022 01:08:45,458 --> 01:08:47,457 I haven't played in years. 1023 01:08:47,666 --> 01:08:52,082 Hey, kiddo, look what I found in your jacket. 1024 01:08:52,291 --> 01:08:53,999 - My smartphone! - What? 1025 01:08:54,208 --> 01:08:56,624 A kind of Gameboy. 1026 01:08:58,750 --> 01:08:59,790 It works! 1027 01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:04,874 These kids suffer from the syndrome of Gameboy alienation. 1028 01:09:05,083 --> 01:09:07,290 Ascoli - Genoa? 1029 01:09:07,500 --> 01:09:09,332 Wait a minute. 1030 01:09:10,708 --> 01:09:12,540 What's the date next Sunday? 1031 01:09:12,750 --> 01:09:14,165 April 29th. 1032 01:09:14,375 --> 01:09:16,457 Here it is, 17th game. 1033 01:09:16,666 --> 01:09:19,665 - I'll put an X? - X on all the games. 1034 01:09:19,875 --> 01:09:22,582 No, stop, Genoa wins, 2. 1035 01:09:24,083 --> 01:09:25,499 Atalanta - Fiorentina? 1036 01:09:27,250 --> 01:09:29,415 - 2. - Another away win? 1037 01:09:29,625 --> 01:09:32,582 - Trust me. - We'll trust. 1038 01:09:32,791 --> 01:09:33,832 Bari - Milan? 1039 01:09:35,166 --> 01:09:37,999 - 2. - They're all 2s! 1040 01:09:38,208 --> 01:09:40,040 It's better, it's more money. 1041 01:09:40,666 --> 01:09:43,665 Darling, is there some problem? 1042 01:09:43,875 --> 01:09:46,582 - No, Mom. - Are they pushing you around? 1043 01:09:46,791 --> 01:09:50,415 Don't worry, on Monday we'll buy the school. 1044 01:09:50,625 --> 01:09:52,540 Juventus - Lecce, 3 to 2, so 1. 1045 01:09:53,250 --> 01:09:55,665 He's losing count. 1046 01:09:56,458 --> 01:09:58,457 - A toast... - To you, my love! 1047 01:10:06,250 --> 01:10:08,457 I can't stand you anymore! 1048 01:10:08,666 --> 01:10:12,874 It's me who can't stand you anymore with all these scenes! 1049 01:10:13,083 --> 01:10:15,290 You always turn the tables! 1050 01:10:15,500 --> 01:10:18,415 Quiet, you can't even set a table! 1051 01:10:18,625 --> 01:10:22,040 - I don't even know her! - You never know them, right? 1052 01:10:22,541 --> 01:10:24,165 Stop it, you liar! 1053 01:10:24,375 --> 01:10:27,790 Have the courage to say: "I cheated on you!". 1054 01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:30,832 Cheated... what a big word! 1055 01:10:31,041 --> 01:10:32,749 A little slip, a tiny cheat. 1056 01:10:33,750 --> 01:10:36,749 A tiny cheat? A tiny cheat? 1057 01:10:38,208 --> 01:10:41,874 Are you crazy? Mom's Ming vase! 1058 01:10:42,458 --> 01:10:44,874 Out! 1059 01:10:45,083 --> 01:10:48,290 I never want to see you in this house again! 1060 01:10:48,500 --> 01:10:50,790 Go to her, tomorrow I'm going to the lawyer. 1061 01:10:51,000 --> 01:10:52,832 I'm the lawyer! 1062 01:10:53,041 --> 01:10:54,457 Out! 1063 01:10:59,708 --> 01:11:01,207 What patience... 1064 01:11:01,416 --> 01:11:02,874 - Dad! - Marcolino! 1065 01:11:03,083 --> 01:11:06,499 - What happened? - Nothing, routine marriage things. 1066 01:11:07,541 --> 01:11:09,624 - Do you really have another woman? - Another woman? 1067 01:11:10,458 --> 01:11:12,874 Are you kidding? 1068 01:11:13,083 --> 01:11:15,790 Just a fling, it's normal, after all these years of marriage. 1069 01:11:16,000 --> 01:11:19,290 - But Mom kicked you out. - It's not the first time. 1070 01:11:19,541 --> 01:11:22,832 - It's not? - I'll do three days in a hotel. 1071 01:11:23,041 --> 01:11:25,457 You too? 1072 01:11:26,041 --> 01:11:27,874 That's where you'd go when you disappeared from home. 1073 01:11:28,083 --> 01:11:29,790 Where else? 1074 01:11:30,000 --> 01:11:32,707 Once the storm's over, all's back to normal. 1075 01:11:32,916 --> 01:11:35,749 Because Mom and Dad love each other, 1076 01:11:35,958 --> 01:11:40,374 you don't destroy so many years of happy life over a fling. 1077 01:11:40,583 --> 01:11:43,665 Take notice, you'll get married and it will happen to you too. 1078 01:11:43,916 --> 01:11:46,915 You're right, true love can never be erased. 1079 01:11:47,166 --> 01:11:49,499 So, Giulia and I will get back together. 1080 01:11:49,708 --> 01:11:52,415 You too... What's Giulia got to do with it? 1081 01:11:52,625 --> 01:11:55,040 But there's a problem! 1082 01:11:55,250 --> 01:11:57,540 How can I get back with Giulia if we're not together yet? 1083 01:11:57,750 --> 01:11:59,582 The delirium starts again... 1084 01:11:59,791 --> 01:12:02,415 I have to keep her from going out with Garbarino. 1085 01:12:02,625 --> 01:12:04,832 Dad, thanks, I love you! 1086 01:12:05,041 --> 01:12:07,874 - More now than twenty years ago. - That's good! 1087 01:12:10,666 --> 01:12:12,874 Isn't anyone normal in this house? 1088 01:12:13,500 --> 01:12:16,124 I'm going to buy a dog. 1089 01:12:16,875 --> 01:12:20,874 A nice basset hound, it doesn't bark or break balls. 1090 01:12:21,541 --> 01:12:23,957 Fast, I have to talk to Giulia before it's too late. 1091 01:12:24,208 --> 01:12:26,707 - I'm not Max Biaggi! - I see that. 1092 01:12:27,416 --> 01:12:28,874 - My God! - Careful. 1093 01:12:29,083 --> 01:12:30,582 Don't be reckless! 1094 01:12:30,791 --> 01:12:32,999 Think I'd be reckless now that I'll be a millionaire. 1095 01:12:33,208 --> 01:12:35,040 You, a millionaire? 1096 01:12:36,041 --> 01:12:38,249 - I found this. - No! 1097 01:12:38,458 --> 01:12:41,665 I played a game sheet knowing the results. 1098 01:12:41,875 --> 01:12:43,499 Grandiose! 1099 01:13:08,875 --> 01:13:10,249 How do you feel? 1100 01:13:12,208 --> 01:13:15,707 You didn't break anything, just a few bruises. 1101 01:13:16,208 --> 01:13:18,415 Maybe a huge fright. 1102 01:13:19,333 --> 01:13:21,332 I don't remember anything, 1103 01:13:22,541 --> 01:13:26,040 except that I was on a moped with my friend Claudio. 1104 01:13:26,750 --> 01:13:29,582 - How is he? - Fine, we released him yesterday. 1105 01:13:32,125 --> 01:13:34,957 Hello? Coming, Sir. 1106 01:13:35,791 --> 01:13:38,415 I'm in the operating room now, be back later. 1107 01:13:38,625 --> 01:13:40,707 - Is that a smartphone? - Yes. 1108 01:13:41,708 --> 01:13:44,707 - What year is this? - 2015. 1109 01:13:44,958 --> 01:13:48,832 2015? That's great news! 1110 01:13:49,291 --> 01:13:52,124 With the recession, I wouldn't say so... See you later. 1111 01:13:53,541 --> 01:13:56,374 I'm back in 2015! 1112 01:13:56,583 --> 01:14:00,999 Hello, all good things today: soup and boiled vegetables. 1113 01:14:02,458 --> 01:14:05,874 - What are you doing? - I'm going home to eat. 1114 01:14:06,083 --> 01:14:09,499 They've been waiting for 25 years, they must be worried. 1115 01:14:09,708 --> 01:14:11,707 Much more than soup! 1116 01:14:23,125 --> 01:14:25,332 - Thank you! - Goodbye. 1117 01:14:30,541 --> 01:14:32,540 Hello, can I help you? 1118 01:14:32,750 --> 01:14:35,040 Who are you? What are you doing in my house? 1119 01:14:35,250 --> 01:14:37,957 You're wrong, this is my house. 1120 01:14:38,166 --> 01:14:41,790 - Your house? - Sure, I've been here for 20 years. 1121 01:14:42,750 --> 01:14:44,582 Twenty years? 1122 01:14:48,416 --> 01:14:51,540 - Good morning, Franco. - Hello? Sorry, you need a pass. 1123 01:14:51,791 --> 01:14:55,415 - Me, a pass? - Yes, visitors must have one. 1124 01:14:55,625 --> 01:14:58,249 I've been working here for 10 years! 1125 01:14:58,875 --> 01:15:00,374 I don't think so. 1126 01:15:00,583 --> 01:15:02,582 What? 1127 01:15:03,666 --> 01:15:05,082 Mariotti! 1128 01:15:05,291 --> 01:15:08,374 Mariotti, tell him I work here, I'm even a partner! 1129 01:15:08,958 --> 01:15:11,915 - Have we met? - It's Marco. 1130 01:15:12,125 --> 01:15:15,957 - Damiani, a cuckold like you. - How dare you? 1131 01:15:16,166 --> 01:15:18,665 - Kick him out. - Come with me. 1132 01:15:18,875 --> 01:15:21,874 Wait, I'll show you my I.D. 1133 01:15:22,958 --> 01:15:24,957 See? Marco Damiani... 1134 01:15:25,583 --> 01:15:28,207 Via dei Volsci 110? This is a nightmare. 1135 01:15:28,416 --> 01:15:29,499 Follow me. 1136 01:16:19,958 --> 01:16:21,957 Anyone home? 1137 01:16:33,541 --> 01:16:35,749 "Marco Damiani, architect"? 1138 01:16:45,625 --> 01:16:49,457 - Giulia? - Giulia? It's Marta! 1139 01:16:49,666 --> 01:16:51,582 Marta? 1140 01:16:51,833 --> 01:16:54,832 We've been married for 10 years and you pretend not to know me? 1141 01:16:56,125 --> 01:16:57,624 You disappeared. 1142 01:16:57,833 --> 01:17:01,957 I called you a hundred times. You're late with the alimony! 1143 01:17:02,333 --> 01:17:03,540 Oh, I am? 1144 01:17:03,750 --> 01:17:05,957 Yes, don't play dumb. 1145 01:17:06,208 --> 01:17:08,624 How's Umberto? 1146 01:17:09,333 --> 01:17:11,540 - Who's Umberto? - Our son. 1147 01:17:11,750 --> 01:17:16,165 Yeah, all I needed was a son with you. 1148 01:17:16,375 --> 01:17:19,665 - Remember my alimony! - Yeah, okay. 1149 01:17:20,166 --> 01:17:21,207 Oh, sure... 1150 01:17:23,833 --> 01:17:25,832 I'm married to someone else. 1151 01:17:32,125 --> 01:17:34,332 Hi Marco, it's Claudio. 1152 01:17:34,541 --> 01:17:35,957 How are you? 1153 01:17:36,166 --> 01:17:38,457 I just heard you've been released too. 1154 01:17:38,666 --> 01:17:40,290 I'll expect you for dinner this evening. 1155 01:17:40,500 --> 01:17:44,957 This is my new address: Via del Corso, 135. 1156 01:18:05,750 --> 01:18:07,165 How are you? 1157 01:18:07,375 --> 01:18:09,374 Fine, now that I see you. 1158 01:18:09,958 --> 01:18:12,915 I don't understand a thing, are we in the present? 1159 01:18:13,125 --> 01:18:15,332 - Of course. - So, why has it all changed? 1160 01:18:15,583 --> 01:18:17,999 That's what we wanted, wasn't it? 1161 01:18:18,750 --> 01:18:21,374 - Whose house is this? - Mine! 1162 01:18:22,125 --> 01:18:23,749 So, you're filthy rich. 1163 01:18:23,958 --> 01:18:28,249 Thanks to the betting sheet I played before the accident. 1164 01:18:28,458 --> 01:18:31,957 Just think, I won 4 billion lire in 1990. 1165 01:18:32,750 --> 01:18:36,040 - Wow! - Marco, hi! 1166 01:18:36,250 --> 01:18:37,665 Hi. 1167 01:18:37,958 --> 01:18:40,999 - Who's she? - Angela, they say she's my wife. 1168 01:18:41,208 --> 01:18:44,832 - You're married? - Found out the other day. 1169 01:18:48,750 --> 01:18:50,957 - How nice to see you again! - Thank you. 1170 01:18:51,166 --> 01:18:53,582 I'll leave you alone to chat. 1171 01:18:56,541 --> 01:18:58,540 She's beautiful. 1172 01:18:58,750 --> 01:19:01,582 A beauty, huh? A great piece of ass. 1173 01:19:01,791 --> 01:19:05,207 - How did you manage to marry her? - My winning numbers helped. 1174 01:19:05,416 --> 01:19:06,832 You think? 1175 01:19:08,125 --> 01:19:11,124 - Does your mother live with you? - No, she's with Lando. 1176 01:19:11,333 --> 01:19:12,832 They stayed together? 1177 01:19:13,041 --> 01:19:16,332 I don't believe this, Marco Damiani? 1178 01:19:16,583 --> 01:19:19,999 - Yes, you are...? - Garbarino, don't you remember? 1179 01:19:20,750 --> 01:19:23,665 - I didn't recognize you. - I did. 1180 01:19:25,083 --> 01:19:28,082 How's life? Are you married? 1181 01:19:28,291 --> 01:19:30,707 I was, now I'm separated. 1182 01:19:30,958 --> 01:19:35,540 I've been holding up for 20 years. Darling, look who's here. 1183 01:19:41,541 --> 01:19:43,749 Do you remember Marco Damiani? 1184 01:19:44,000 --> 01:19:47,957 Yes, we met many years ago, I think. 1185 01:19:49,125 --> 01:19:52,332 But I remember you very well. 1186 01:19:52,958 --> 01:19:56,540 And I also remember when the two of you got together. 1187 01:19:57,750 --> 01:20:00,582 It was afternoon and we were supposed to go bowling. 1188 01:20:00,833 --> 01:20:02,540 What a memory! 1189 01:20:04,583 --> 01:20:07,874 Everyone, come to the table! The buffet is open. 1190 01:20:08,500 --> 01:20:11,582 We'll exchange numbers later, let's not let another 20 years go by. 1191 01:20:11,791 --> 01:20:13,624 No, absolutely not. 1192 01:20:23,541 --> 01:20:25,749 You still like her, huh? 1193 01:20:26,750 --> 01:20:29,749 I wanted to change my life, instead I made a mess. 1194 01:21:10,125 --> 01:21:12,749 I did it, I left him. 1195 01:21:13,500 --> 01:21:16,582 - Who, Garbarino? - Of course, who else? 1196 01:21:17,541 --> 01:21:18,957 Of course. 1197 01:21:20,833 --> 01:21:22,665 Who else? 1198 01:21:23,291 --> 01:21:26,124 - What did you tell him? - That I have another man. 1199 01:21:26,333 --> 01:21:28,165 I told him the truth. 1200 01:21:28,375 --> 01:21:31,457 I told him we met again two months ago 1201 01:21:31,708 --> 01:21:34,124 and we fell in love. 1202 01:21:34,333 --> 01:21:36,832 - And you kicked him out! - No. 1203 01:21:37,041 --> 01:21:39,540 I said he could sleep on the couch tonight. 1204 01:21:39,833 --> 01:21:43,540 But I'd packed his bag, he saw it and preferred to leave. 1205 01:21:43,750 --> 01:21:46,124 - For a hotel. - I don't know. 1206 01:21:46,333 --> 01:21:49,540 - Poor guy. - Oh, come on! 1207 01:21:49,750 --> 01:21:52,374 You're making a tragedy of it, almost like it happened to you. 1208 01:21:52,875 --> 01:21:55,499 No, not this time. 1209 01:21:56,166 --> 01:21:59,082 - What? - Nothing. 1210 01:22:14,583 --> 01:22:16,582 How much time did we lose? 1211 01:22:16,791 --> 01:22:21,874 Yeah, we should have gotten together at Fiorella Sacchi's party. 1212 01:22:22,083 --> 01:22:25,082 But you didn't want me then, and I never understood why. 1213 01:22:26,000 --> 01:22:30,165 Because I was afraid it would be over with us and no happy ending. 1214 01:22:31,375 --> 01:22:33,207 But I was wrong. 1215 01:22:33,541 --> 01:22:35,415 We can't fight fate. 1216 01:22:40,833 --> 01:22:43,665 I bought this for you a long time ago. 1217 01:22:43,875 --> 01:22:45,957 Oh, my God! 1218 01:22:46,166 --> 01:22:48,082 Are you crazy? It's beautiful. 1219 01:22:51,375 --> 01:22:54,582 Does this mean we're engaged? 1220 01:22:55,541 --> 01:22:57,457 I'd say so. 1221 01:23:03,000 --> 01:23:06,165 If we have a son, why don't we call him Umberto? 1222 01:23:06,375 --> 01:23:09,582 Marco, Giulia and Umberto... Sounds good! 1223 01:23:09,791 --> 01:23:11,207 Yes! 1224 01:23:34,000 --> 01:23:38,374 A SECOND CHANCE 1225 01:23:42,125 --> 01:23:46,999 - Mom, what happened? - Lando kicked me out. 1226 01:23:48,333 --> 01:23:51,040 Because he caught me with Gaspare. 1227 01:23:51,291 --> 01:23:53,374 - Who's Gaspare? - The wine merchant. 1228 01:23:53,625 --> 01:23:56,040 Who else, dumb question! 88761