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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:46,541 --> 00:02:48,203 You better get married. 2 00:02:48,377 --> 00:02:50,869 You're starting to look old. 3 00:02:51,755 --> 00:02:54,122 Dad! You can't say that to her! 4 00:02:54,299 --> 00:02:55,585 Pappou! 5 00:02:57,260 --> 00:02:58,250 Huh. 6 00:02:59,346 --> 00:03:00,678 That's a family tradition. 7 00:03:00,847 --> 00:03:04,261 My dad used to say that to me, and now he just said it to my daughter. 8 00:03:04,434 --> 00:03:06,642 She's 17. 9 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:11,769 My family worries about each other because we're close. 10 00:03:13,777 --> 00:03:15,234 Very close. 11 00:03:16,863 --> 00:03:18,900 Extremely close. 12 00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:24,866 We see no difference between hugging and suffocation. 13 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:28,369 Toula, find your daughter a Greek boyfriend 14 00:03:28,542 --> 00:03:30,124 before she does what you did. 15 00:03:30,794 --> 00:03:31,750 What the... 16 00:03:31,837 --> 00:03:33,328 You married a kseno. My husband! 17 00:03:33,422 --> 00:03:37,041 He's a nice boy, very nice, but not Greek, a kseno. 18 00:03:37,134 --> 00:03:38,375 How can you say that? 19 00:03:38,468 --> 00:03:39,458 Please stop! 20 00:03:39,886 --> 00:03:40,876 Hmm. 21 00:03:44,307 --> 00:03:47,550 Do I speak for all mothers of teens when I ask, 22 00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:49,640 "Does it ever get better?" 23 00:03:51,648 --> 00:03:52,729 Hey, hey, hey. 24 00:03:52,816 --> 00:03:54,273 Ela, Costa! 25 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:55,942 Nicko. 26 00:03:56,027 --> 00:03:58,644 Hey, Dad, pop the trunk. I'm freezing my nads off. 27 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:01,113 Too much makeup. 28 00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:05,193 We're gonna have a nice day. 29 00:04:05,287 --> 00:04:07,825 And we'll paint, and we'll do nice things. 30 00:04:08,331 --> 00:04:10,994 Gus, I put your pills by your coffee. 31 00:04:11,168 --> 00:04:12,534 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 32 00:04:12,794 --> 00:04:16,037 Costa, did you finish drawing Alexander the Great? 33 00:04:16,214 --> 00:04:20,333 Uh-huh. And I sculpted a Parthenon out of soap. 34 00:04:20,510 --> 00:04:22,251 Very good, very good. 35 00:04:22,387 --> 00:04:23,377 Oh, no. 36 00:04:23,472 --> 00:04:27,466 Spell check corrected "spanakopita" to "spina bifida." 37 00:04:27,559 --> 00:04:28,549 Ugh! 38 00:04:31,188 --> 00:04:32,349 Kisses. 39 00:04:33,398 --> 00:04:35,355 Aw, kisses from your child. 40 00:04:36,026 --> 00:04:37,858 That's over. 41 00:04:39,070 --> 00:04:40,686 My sister did it right. 42 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:43,774 When her sons became possessed by the teen wolf hormones, 43 00:04:43,867 --> 00:04:45,608 she popped out another one. 44 00:04:45,994 --> 00:04:47,030 And another one. 45 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:48,531 Let's go! Put on your hat. 46 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:53,954 Paris, you should come and help at the restaurant sometime. 47 00:04:54,044 --> 00:04:55,876 You should butter the garlic bread. 48 00:04:56,046 --> 00:04:57,332 Can't wait. 49 00:04:57,506 --> 00:04:58,872 Come here, darling. 50 00:04:59,049 --> 00:05:00,039 Ugh. 51 00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:03,009 Toula, you and Ian seen these eyes? 52 00:05:03,220 --> 00:05:04,802 You better fix this. 53 00:05:05,013 --> 00:05:06,254 Okay, bye, bye. 54 00:05:06,348 --> 00:05:07,338 After school you have hockey. 55 00:05:07,432 --> 00:05:09,924 Your brothers are coming, so you make sure you score. 56 00:05:12,938 --> 00:05:16,056 You will score. The Greeks invented hockey. 57 00:05:16,233 --> 00:05:18,771 Yes, because what do you play hockey on? Ice. 58 00:05:18,944 --> 00:05:20,856 What is the Greek word for ice? Pago. 59 00:05:21,029 --> 00:05:22,645 Pago, puck. There you go. 60 00:05:22,739 --> 00:05:23,729 There you go. 61 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:26,107 There you go. 62 00:05:26,243 --> 00:05:28,906 Now, give me a word, any word... 63 00:05:29,079 --> 00:05:33,073 ...and I will show you how the root of that word is Greek. 64 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:34,915 Uh, Facebook. 65 00:05:35,252 --> 00:05:37,414 Huh. The Greeks invented Facebook. 66 00:05:37,587 --> 00:05:39,670 We called it the telephone. 67 00:05:41,675 --> 00:05:42,791 Bye-bye! - Bye, Pappou! 68 00:05:42,884 --> 00:05:44,250 Paris. 69 00:05:44,427 --> 00:05:47,636 Keep your eyeballs open now for a nice Greek boy 70 00:05:47,806 --> 00:05:50,423 so one day you can make babies. 71 00:05:50,559 --> 00:05:51,766 Don't waste your eggs. 72 00:05:52,018 --> 00:05:53,179 Outstanding. 73 00:05:58,817 --> 00:06:01,730 Paris! Pappou didn't mean to say anything hurtful. 74 00:06:01,820 --> 00:06:03,652 You're beautiful, so beautiful. 75 00:06:03,738 --> 00:06:04,899 Of course you don't look old. 76 00:06:05,073 --> 00:06:07,986 He just says stuff like that. To me, too. 77 00:06:08,118 --> 00:06:09,108 You don't need a boyfriend, 78 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:11,785 you don't need to get married and make babies! 79 00:06:11,955 --> 00:06:13,446 - Oh, my God. - The lady's back again. 80 00:06:15,792 --> 00:06:16,953 Mother. 81 00:06:17,669 --> 00:06:19,456 When did my name change from... 82 00:06:19,546 --> 00:06:20,536 Mommy! 83 00:06:20,630 --> 00:06:21,586 ...to... 84 00:06:21,673 --> 00:06:22,789 Mother! 85 00:06:31,057 --> 00:06:32,047 Drama. 86 00:06:32,142 --> 00:06:33,474 Shut up, Tommy. 87 00:06:35,312 --> 00:06:38,055 I guess when my daughter started to pull away, 88 00:06:38,148 --> 00:06:39,559 I should have retreated. 89 00:06:41,318 --> 00:06:43,480 But I stayed too close. 90 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:45,732 I kept volunteering at her school. 91 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:48,606 I wanted her to think I was cool again. 92 00:06:51,369 --> 00:06:52,359 Oh! 93 00:06:53,538 --> 00:06:54,995 Loser! 94 00:06:56,333 --> 00:06:58,996 Then I remembered I've never been cool. 95 00:07:00,712 --> 00:07:02,704 Here comes the principal. 96 00:07:07,135 --> 00:07:10,299 My husband has always been cool. 97 00:07:10,889 --> 00:07:12,471 He just has it. 98 00:07:12,557 --> 00:07:15,265 And he always knows the perfect thing to say. 99 00:07:15,352 --> 00:07:16,433 You okay, babe? 100 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:18,260 Mmm-hmm. 101 00:07:18,813 --> 00:07:21,897 Okay, so just when my daughter doesn't want me around anymore, 102 00:07:21,983 --> 00:07:24,270 my parents need me more than ever. 103 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:29,863 So I go with them to get groceries, 104 00:07:29,950 --> 00:07:32,283 to their doctors, and to physical therapy. 105 00:07:40,752 --> 00:07:43,039 The old guys suck the chocolate off those nuts. 106 00:07:51,846 --> 00:07:55,556 I loved being a travel agent, but in a tight economy, 107 00:07:55,642 --> 00:07:59,886 the first things to go are luxuries like travel and dry cleaning. 108 00:08:00,730 --> 00:08:02,562 Well, luckily, people still eat. 109 00:08:08,363 --> 00:08:09,353 Oh. 110 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:10,696 Hold up, Dad. 111 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:53,527 My sister and brother have young children so I help at the restaurant. 112 00:08:53,616 --> 00:08:55,448 It's what we do. 113 00:09:15,346 --> 00:09:17,429 'Cause families that are close like mine, 114 00:09:17,515 --> 00:09:21,725 we make it through bad economies and sickness and even wars 115 00:09:21,811 --> 00:09:24,053 because we stick together. 116 00:09:24,689 --> 00:09:28,103 But some of us just get stuck. 117 00:09:44,626 --> 00:09:45,616 Hey, Paris. 118 00:09:46,503 --> 00:09:47,493 Hey. 119 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:52,127 Dad, do not talk to me. 120 00:09:52,217 --> 00:09:54,209 People think I'm a narc! 121 00:09:54,302 --> 00:09:56,385 Well, shouldn't you be in class right now? 122 00:09:56,513 --> 00:09:58,425 You track me all day. 123 00:09:58,515 --> 00:10:00,427 Mom's needy, Pappou wants to marry me off, 124 00:10:00,517 --> 00:10:04,010 Yiayia constantly tells me to never ever let a boy touch my poulaki 125 00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:06,312 because "once he feels it, he wants it"! 126 00:10:07,357 --> 00:10:08,768 This family. 127 00:10:08,858 --> 00:10:10,190 Hey! Save it for the shrink. 128 00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:12,227 Shut up, Tommy. 129 00:10:12,362 --> 00:10:15,321 Honey, your mom felt the same way about being Greek. 130 00:10:15,406 --> 00:10:17,318 Dad, that's obtuse. 131 00:10:17,408 --> 00:10:19,149 Why would I have an issue being Greek? 132 00:10:21,704 --> 00:10:23,821 I can't take that everyone is always in my business. 133 00:10:23,915 --> 00:10:26,202 Give me some air. I'm not a kid. 134 00:10:26,376 --> 00:10:27,992 I can be late to a class. 135 00:10:28,086 --> 00:10:31,875 There won't be a spasmodic catastrophic ripple in the space-time continuum. 136 00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:33,330 Hmm. 137 00:10:33,424 --> 00:10:36,588 And, yes, four of those words are Greek. 138 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:52,641 Hi. 139 00:10:53,236 --> 00:10:54,443 Hi. Hi. 140 00:10:57,073 --> 00:10:58,530 Where were you when we set up? 141 00:10:59,450 --> 00:11:01,237 I'm so sorry. My pipes froze. 142 00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:02,818 And decorated the gym. 143 00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:04,369 So I had to plunge my sink. 144 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:06,747 You're on clean-up. 145 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:08,874 Thank you. 146 00:11:12,714 --> 00:11:14,250 Hi. Hi. 147 00:11:14,382 --> 00:11:15,668 You can say no to them. 148 00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:16,999 Oh, yeah, sure. 149 00:11:17,093 --> 00:11:19,710 Been a long time since those two made fun of your lunch. 150 00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:21,841 They called it moose-caca. 151 00:11:21,931 --> 00:11:24,389 Eh, come on, don't let them boss you around. 152 00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:30,771 There's Paris. 153 00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:35,067 If she goes to Northwestern, she'll stay in Chicago. 154 00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:37,569 Please, oh, please. Let's go over there. 155 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:38,938 No. Right. 156 00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:40,401 There she is! 157 00:11:40,491 --> 00:11:41,527 Did you invite the family? 158 00:11:41,618 --> 00:11:42,574 Paris! 159 00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:44,401 I told my ma. 160 00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:50,616 Hold on. Hey! Hey! 161 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:52,326 We're just in time. 162 00:11:52,962 --> 00:11:54,294 We're here! 163 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:56,212 I want you to be a dental hygienist. 164 00:11:56,299 --> 00:11:59,258 A mother working two days a week, perfect! 165 00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:02,507 Paris, be a hairdresser. Like me! 166 00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:03,837 Ian, look. 167 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:06,261 Everybody has boys. 168 00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:09,142 You vegetarian. One girl. 169 00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:11,261 Slow sperm. 170 00:12:13,691 --> 00:12:15,978 That's Theia Voula on the FaceTimes. 171 00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:17,856 Maria, I'm on my way. 172 00:12:18,112 --> 00:12:19,944 I was at Zumba. 173 00:12:20,531 --> 00:12:21,738 Who is Zumba? 174 00:12:21,824 --> 00:12:22,814 Sorry. 175 00:12:26,537 --> 00:12:29,075 We need to find a boyfriend for Paris. 176 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,741 How about Ariana Skoufis' boy, huh? 177 00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:35,036 Everybody on that island has six toes. 178 00:12:35,213 --> 00:12:38,797 Let's wait until summer. We check his feet. 179 00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:40,924 I see you. 180 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:42,926 I don't see you. 181 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:44,587 I see you. 182 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,756 I don't see you. 183 00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:48,390 I see you. 184 00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:51,472 I don't see you. I see you! 185 00:12:51,562 --> 00:12:52,552 I see her. 186 00:12:52,647 --> 00:12:53,603 Look at this app. 187 00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:56,182 Ten thousand steps, I met my goal. 188 00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:59,401 Where's Taki? He never answers the phone. 189 00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:01,687 Why stand when you can sit? 190 00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:04,198 Look tired so they leave us alone. 191 00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:09,903 Hey, Angelo. 192 00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:11,739 You get my flat-screen TV? 193 00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:12,914 Yeah, I got it right here. 194 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:18,128 You can't breathe. You can't breathe. 195 00:13:19,882 --> 00:13:21,464 Guys! All right, break it up. 196 00:13:21,551 --> 00:13:23,543 Break it up. You're coming with me. 197 00:13:25,346 --> 00:13:26,882 Hey, Mike? Hey, buddy. 198 00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:28,422 You miss working here? 199 00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:30,633 No. Way too scary for me. 200 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:32,427 Hey, sorry we're late. 201 00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:35,228 Yeah, we had to stop and pick up Mana-Yiayia. 202 00:13:35,565 --> 00:13:36,897 Wait, where is she? 203 00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:38,440 Mana-Yiayia? 204 00:13:38,609 --> 00:13:39,895 Mana-Yiayia? 205 00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:42,652 Look low, everybody. 206 00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:46,490 Spanakopita! 207 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:51,241 Let me in there! I want a piece. Easy, guys. Easy. 208 00:13:51,706 --> 00:13:52,742 - Take a picture. - Ooh, that's good. 209 00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:54,619 Hey, come. 210 00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:56,287 No, no, honey. 211 00:13:56,419 --> 00:13:57,830 You don't have to do that. Why don't you just... 212 00:13:57,920 --> 00:13:58,910 It's okay. 213 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:04,675 Pull my neck back. Oh, yeah. 214 00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:06,343 And you do mine. Okay. 215 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:07,962 Pull, pull. Okay. 216 00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:09,763 One, two, three, pull! 217 00:14:12,602 --> 00:14:13,592 Okay. 218 00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:15,093 Hey, Bennett. 219 00:14:15,646 --> 00:14:16,636 Good? 220 00:14:16,731 --> 00:14:18,347 Let me. I'll be the judge. 221 00:14:18,441 --> 00:14:19,807 Not bad. 222 00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:21,437 Oh, that looks good. 223 00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:22,688 Mmm. So good. Mmm-hmm. 224 00:14:22,779 --> 00:14:23,895 We should go. 225 00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:24,978 Why? 226 00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:28,692 So Paris can speak with this gentleman and go to Northwestern. 227 00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:30,276 Well, if she gets in. 228 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:31,702 "If"? 229 00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:37,791 Come here. 230 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:40,369 My niece wants to come to your school, you're gonna say, "Welcome." 231 00:14:40,463 --> 00:14:41,453 You got it? 232 00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:45,632 Come here, pal. 233 00:14:46,469 --> 00:14:49,052 And a tuition discount means a box of steaks for ya. 234 00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:51,843 Uh... 235 00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:53,469 Northwestern is very selective. 236 00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:57,303 She's only coming there if you teach Greek history. 237 00:14:57,397 --> 00:15:00,231 Of course. We have an outstanding classics program. 238 00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:02,308 Greek, Italian. 239 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:03,984 The Greeks invented Italian. 240 00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:08,480 Actually, no. Yes. 241 00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:09,735 Nope. 242 00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:10,907 You Greek? 243 00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:12,575 No, sir. I'm a Sephardic Jew. 244 00:15:12,662 --> 00:15:13,778 Then you Greek. 245 00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:16,788 No, my family is Spanish. 246 00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:20,751 Alexander the Great went through Spain spreading his seed. 247 00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:21,873 You Greek. 248 00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:23,170 This is not the time. 249 00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:24,838 And it's ridiculous. 250 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,665 The man doesn't know history. "Spreading his seed"? 251 00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:27,795 Hey. 252 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:32,921 Hey! 253 00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:37,851 Alabama, Florida, Texas, New York. 254 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:41,180 These are the colleges I'm applying to, far, far away from here. 255 00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:45,442 Why do you want to leave me? 256 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:53,659 Didn't I say, get your daughter a Greek boyfriend? 257 00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:56,161 Dad! And you, educate yourself. 258 00:15:56,247 --> 00:15:58,910 We are all descendants of Alexander the Great. 259 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,787 I am for sure! 260 00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:02,163 No, you're not. 261 00:16:02,253 --> 00:16:03,789 Maria... No, you're not. 262 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,792 It's okay. He knows, he knows. 263 00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:07,043 It's okay. 264 00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:27,392 Gracias. 265 00:16:35,369 --> 00:16:38,362 Okay, give me a word. Any word. 266 00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:39,905 Chimichanga. 267 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:41,323 Sure. 268 00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:47,288 "Chimi" comes from the Greek word "kima," which means "spicy beef." 269 00:16:47,381 --> 00:16:51,170 And "changa" comes from the Greek word "tsanda," 270 00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:53,343 which means "purse." 271 00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:57,177 So meat that is shaped like a purse. 272 00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:59,015 Chimichanga. 273 00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:00,384 There you go. 274 00:17:00,603 --> 00:17:02,265 - There you go. - Quit setting me up. 275 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:03,641 Hey, just meet her. She's from Holland. 276 00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,563 Nah. I don't speak Hollandaise. 277 00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:06,940 Yeah, in the city. 278 00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:08,190 Exactly. 279 00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:09,267 Ah... 280 00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:11,187 It's ready. 281 00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:12,604 Eh. 282 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:15,190 Hey. 283 00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:17,572 Hi. 284 00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:20,491 Just because you don't want to be working here when you're my age 285 00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:23,915 doesn't mean you have to run off to college in another city. 286 00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:26,414 I just hope you applied to some local colleges, too. 287 00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:29,375 Why do parents always say "dream big" 288 00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:31,878 when they really mean "not too big"? 289 00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:36,504 Like, "Fly, little birdy. Wait, no, let me hold your wings." 290 00:17:43,521 --> 00:17:44,602 Payback. 291 00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:45,891 What? 292 00:17:45,982 --> 00:17:47,473 Office. 293 00:17:58,369 --> 00:17:59,450 Sit. 294 00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:02,447 Oh, please don't lecture me about my daughter. 295 00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:06,284 I'm going to find her a boyfriend. Relax. 296 00:18:06,377 --> 00:18:08,664 Now, show me how to work that. 297 00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:10,920 You want to learn how to use a computer? 298 00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:14,876 Yeah, what's that thing called where they search for the... 299 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,301 DNA? 300 00:18:16,387 --> 00:18:17,628 A crime scene. 301 00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:20,430 No, no, where their families come from. 302 00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:24,264 Oh, the Find Your Ancestry site. 303 00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:26,265 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. I'm going to prove to your mother 304 00:18:26,981 --> 00:18:29,849 that I'm related to Alexander the Great. 305 00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,433 But don't tell her. 306 00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:33,689 Dad, you're gonna have to type in your relatives 307 00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:35,645 all the way back to 300 BC. 308 00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:37,948 You get frustrated just adding up checks. 309 00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:41,823 Because your mother talks to me and I lose count. Show me. 310 00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,036 Okay. 311 00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:47,783 This is called a mouse. Why? 312 00:18:48,586 --> 00:18:50,293 I don't know. Put your hand on it. 313 00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:53,417 Less. 314 00:18:57,511 --> 00:18:59,377 Good. Look on the monitor. 315 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:01,592 Don't make up words. You confuse me. 316 00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:05,092 Okay. Move your hand on the mouse. 317 00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:08,349 This is your mouse moving on the screen. 318 00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:14,563 I got this! 319 00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:18,688 Down, down, save. 320 00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:20,823 That's delete! Go back! Oh, my God. 321 00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:22,234 Down, down. 322 00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:23,994 That's delete, Dad! 323 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,530 No! Now what? Okay! 324 00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:30,747 Dot, dot. Okay. 325 00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:32,919 Now... 326 00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:35,505 No! No! 327 00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:36,707 Toula! 328 00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:38,884 0-6-6... No, no, no. 6-0-6. 329 00:19:39,053 --> 00:19:41,511 6-0... 0-6-0-6. 330 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:42,671 "Quit"? 331 00:19:42,765 --> 00:19:43,721 No quit! 332 00:19:43,808 --> 00:19:45,515 1-9-2-9. 333 00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,893 1-2-9-9. No, no, no. 334 00:19:47,978 --> 00:19:48,968 Toula! 335 00:19:49,063 --> 00:19:51,350 Oh, no, no, don't click on that, Dad. That's porn. 336 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:52,430 It's porn? 337 00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:55,983 I don't know how it got there. Delete, delete, delete... 338 00:20:01,075 --> 00:20:02,282 Nicko, wake up! 339 00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:03,825 Look what it's doing. 340 00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:05,447 Toula! 341 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:10,373 No. No. No! 342 00:20:11,669 --> 00:20:12,910 Stay down. 343 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:17,626 Stay. You're older than me. 344 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,462 No, no! Stop! No eyes! 345 00:20:19,802 --> 00:20:20,792 Sit. 346 00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:23,716 How's it going, Dad? 347 00:20:23,973 --> 00:20:25,134 Oh, is slow. 348 00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:45,358 Huh. 349 00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:55,790 See, honey? You can't move away. 350 00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:57,587 Who will you go to church with? 351 00:20:57,673 --> 00:20:58,959 Paris, look. 352 00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:02,629 Husbands. 353 00:21:03,554 --> 00:21:04,761 I'll be in the car. 354 00:21:04,889 --> 00:21:06,005 I'll go with you. Me, too. 355 00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:07,088 Of course. 356 00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,349 Angelo, go pick a wife. 357 00:21:10,561 --> 00:21:12,553 Ma, I'm not 13 anymore. 358 00:21:12,730 --> 00:21:15,768 Maria, Costa, we have a new family. 359 00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:17,940 Hi. Hello. 360 00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:20,477 We're the Mikoses. I'm Anna, this is my husband George. 361 00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:22,270 How you doin'? Hello. 362 00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:24,189 I am Maria Portokalos. 363 00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:26,608 This is my husband Costa. Gus, for short. 364 00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:29,615 Do you have any children? 365 00:21:29,705 --> 00:21:30,741 Do you have a son? 366 00:21:30,831 --> 00:21:32,322 We do. We have a son. Yeah, we do have a son. 367 00:21:33,167 --> 00:21:34,908 Ah. Meat eaters. 368 00:21:35,002 --> 00:21:37,540 Maria, please invite them to our restaurant. 369 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:39,837 And bring your son. 370 00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:42,207 Excuse me now, I have to go talk to the priest. 371 00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:43,291 Okay. 372 00:21:43,385 --> 00:21:45,217 Be careful, Gus. Your hip. 373 00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:46,545 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 374 00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:49,380 I know you. 375 00:21:49,767 --> 00:21:51,008 Oh. 376 00:21:51,101 --> 00:21:53,263 You must recognize my husband from the Channel Seven news. 377 00:21:54,355 --> 00:21:55,641 Come on, do the thing. 378 00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:56,767 Oh, yeah? 379 00:21:57,233 --> 00:21:58,940 Hey now, Chicago. 380 00:22:06,408 --> 00:22:10,027 Pater, look at my wedding certificate. 381 00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:14,455 Never signed. 382 00:22:17,378 --> 00:22:18,710 Will you... 383 00:22:19,088 --> 00:22:20,920 I'm sorry, Costa. Can't do it. 384 00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:26,509 You're not married? 385 00:22:26,637 --> 00:22:27,627 Shush! 386 00:22:28,639 --> 00:22:30,005 How can this be? 387 00:22:30,307 --> 00:22:31,889 Well, you know, the war. 388 00:22:31,976 --> 00:22:34,969 The priest in our village, he never finished the seminary. 389 00:22:35,271 --> 00:22:37,012 There was no money for anything. 390 00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:39,146 So, I guess he just came back to the town, 391 00:22:39,316 --> 00:22:42,855 he start to do funerals and baptisms and weddings 392 00:22:43,028 --> 00:22:44,439 and nobody knew. 393 00:22:44,947 --> 00:22:47,405 Lucky we got married in Athens. 394 00:22:49,493 --> 00:22:51,325 Our priest just can't sign it? 395 00:22:51,787 --> 00:22:52,994 He's not allowed. 396 00:22:53,998 --> 00:22:55,409 What did Maria say? 397 00:22:55,583 --> 00:22:59,668 I don't know how I'm going to tell her. You know how upset she'll be. 398 00:23:05,718 --> 00:23:07,300 We're not married? 399 00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:08,422 No! 400 00:23:08,554 --> 00:23:10,295 And we had children? 401 00:23:10,472 --> 00:23:11,462 Yes! 402 00:23:14,727 --> 00:23:16,719 I'm a hippie. 403 00:23:17,521 --> 00:23:18,932 "Hippie." 404 00:23:20,941 --> 00:23:23,228 Maria, this is serious. It's not right. 405 00:23:23,652 --> 00:23:25,814 Who cares? We're married now. 406 00:23:25,988 --> 00:23:28,105 By what's... What's that called? 407 00:23:28,198 --> 00:23:29,780 Time served. 408 00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:32,196 People will find out. 409 00:23:33,329 --> 00:23:34,865 We have to get married. 410 00:23:34,955 --> 00:23:38,494 Yeah, Dad. "You better get married. You're starting to look old." 411 00:23:43,047 --> 00:23:44,037 Too soon? 412 00:23:44,131 --> 00:23:45,121 Mmm-hmm. 413 00:23:46,300 --> 00:23:48,917 The priest says he will do it. 414 00:23:49,011 --> 00:23:50,502 We can go today. 415 00:23:50,596 --> 00:23:51,586 Today? 416 00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:52,887 Sounds good! Let's go. 417 00:23:52,973 --> 00:23:55,010 Oh, okay. Okay! That's good. That's good. 418 00:23:55,184 --> 00:23:57,676 I'm not ready to get married just like that. 419 00:23:57,853 --> 00:23:59,515 We're married already. 420 00:23:59,688 --> 00:24:01,771 Then why do we have to see the priest? 421 00:24:03,317 --> 00:24:04,558 What's going on? 422 00:24:06,070 --> 00:24:07,311 Gus, 423 00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:13,404 I want you to propose to me. 424 00:24:14,203 --> 00:24:15,410 I did! 425 00:24:15,579 --> 00:24:18,447 Not really. You didn't say it right. 426 00:24:18,624 --> 00:24:21,913 And it's been bothering me for 50 years. 427 00:24:22,086 --> 00:24:23,372 What did I say? 428 00:24:23,545 --> 00:24:25,161 You don't remember? 429 00:24:25,339 --> 00:24:27,752 It was a long time ago. 430 00:24:27,925 --> 00:24:32,716 You said, "I'm going to America. You coming or not?" 431 00:24:33,138 --> 00:24:34,128 Uh... 432 00:24:34,723 --> 00:24:35,759 That's direct. 433 00:24:36,433 --> 00:24:37,640 Dad, I can't believe you said that. 434 00:24:37,726 --> 00:24:39,934 What's wrong with that? I think it's fine. Honest. 435 00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:41,431 Oh, wait. I remember. 436 00:24:41,522 --> 00:24:44,731 You said, "I want to put a baby in you." 437 00:24:45,192 --> 00:24:46,524 Nicko. 438 00:24:47,653 --> 00:24:49,360 I thought it was romantic. Hey! 439 00:24:49,530 --> 00:24:51,522 And that was the last time you tried being romantic. 440 00:24:51,699 --> 00:24:53,486 Nobody warns you when you get married 441 00:24:53,575 --> 00:24:55,032 the romance is gone just like that. 442 00:25:00,749 --> 00:25:02,706 Can we focus on my parents, here? 443 00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:07,503 Ma, what's the matter? 444 00:25:08,590 --> 00:25:11,549 I just don't want to get married today. 445 00:25:13,303 --> 00:25:14,464 Maria! 446 00:25:15,514 --> 00:25:17,506 Mom, hold on. Toula, do something! 447 00:25:17,599 --> 00:25:20,262 I'll talk to her. Everybody, out. 448 00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:23,436 I thought it was a good proposal. 449 00:25:35,492 --> 00:25:36,699 Hi, Theia. 450 00:25:37,453 --> 00:25:40,821 A little present from me. I just did your living room. 451 00:25:41,373 --> 00:25:43,456 Ah. Thank you. How's my mom? 452 00:25:44,251 --> 00:25:48,666 Oh, your mom isn't talking to your dad until he proposes, and your dad 453 00:25:49,214 --> 00:25:52,298 says she's always been bossy and he won't do it. 454 00:25:53,052 --> 00:25:54,463 This is for you. 455 00:25:54,636 --> 00:25:57,253 Oh, thank you. I have tweezers. 456 00:25:57,431 --> 00:25:58,842 Oh, with a light. 457 00:25:59,683 --> 00:26:02,551 All right, I'll talk to my mom and dad after I make dinner. 458 00:26:02,644 --> 00:26:03,851 No offense. 459 00:26:05,022 --> 00:26:08,936 You and your husband look terrible. 460 00:26:09,651 --> 00:26:10,641 Okay. 461 00:26:10,736 --> 00:26:13,570 Stop trying to fix everything. 462 00:26:14,406 --> 00:26:18,992 You baby your parents because you can't parent your baby no more. 463 00:26:19,161 --> 00:26:22,370 Your generation, you're super mommy. 464 00:26:22,539 --> 00:26:25,703 Then one day you wake up, you realize your baby don't need you. 465 00:26:25,876 --> 00:26:27,663 You forgot how to brush your hair. 466 00:26:28,170 --> 00:26:29,286 I don't have time to brush my hair. 467 00:26:29,463 --> 00:26:32,206 Text your husband. You're going on a date. 468 00:26:32,299 --> 00:26:33,255 Where? 469 00:26:33,342 --> 00:26:36,756 I don't know. Do I have to do everything? 470 00:26:38,305 --> 00:26:43,096 And afterward, this will help you sleep better. Hmm. 471 00:26:43,185 --> 00:26:44,392 Look, satin. 472 00:26:44,561 --> 00:26:47,770 Slippery, like an eel. 473 00:26:47,940 --> 00:26:49,101 Theia. 474 00:26:49,483 --> 00:26:51,941 That is the last thing I can think about. 475 00:26:52,111 --> 00:26:55,070 I need a shower, I need to dye my hair, I need wrinkle cream... 476 00:26:55,239 --> 00:26:56,446 Wrinkles! No. 477 00:26:56,990 --> 00:26:59,607 Greek don't creak. 478 00:26:59,743 --> 00:27:02,531 Anyway, you know what Taki likes in bed? 479 00:27:02,913 --> 00:27:03,903 Oh, no. 480 00:27:04,748 --> 00:27:06,080 Confidence. 481 00:27:07,751 --> 00:27:09,208 That's sexy. 482 00:27:09,378 --> 00:27:10,914 Okay, I'm done. 483 00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:13,712 And dress up like a hotel maid. 484 00:27:13,882 --> 00:27:15,714 Men love morning room service. 485 00:27:16,176 --> 00:27:17,542 Sunny side up! 486 00:27:18,011 --> 00:27:19,422 Okay. Good talk. 487 00:27:20,013 --> 00:27:23,597 Take your husband on a date. Don't worry about anything. 488 00:27:23,767 --> 00:27:26,851 Mana-Yiayia and I will stay with Paris. I'll talk to her. 489 00:27:27,020 --> 00:27:29,763 I'll scare her out of moving away from her family. 490 00:27:29,940 --> 00:27:31,977 No, Theia. I'm just kidding. 491 00:27:32,442 --> 00:27:34,104 Oh. Okay. Not really. 492 00:27:35,237 --> 00:27:36,728 Have fun. 493 00:27:36,905 --> 00:27:38,942 Laugh, flirt. 494 00:27:39,116 --> 00:27:41,108 One rule. Don't fight. 495 00:27:41,285 --> 00:27:43,993 Which means don't talk about your daughter. 496 00:27:44,163 --> 00:27:49,830 Remember, you were a girlfriend before you were a mother. 497 00:27:52,045 --> 00:27:53,081 Okay. 498 00:27:54,131 --> 00:27:55,338 You're welcome. 499 00:27:55,507 --> 00:27:56,918 Shave everything. 500 00:27:57,467 --> 00:27:59,754 Everything. Ooh! 501 00:28:03,098 --> 00:28:04,214 I'll check this for you. 502 00:28:04,308 --> 00:28:05,924 Thank you. You're welcome. 503 00:28:22,117 --> 00:28:24,575 Quick, sit down before my wife gets here. 504 00:28:31,627 --> 00:28:32,617 Wow. 505 00:28:36,798 --> 00:28:38,664 You look pretty. 506 00:28:40,802 --> 00:28:43,715 Well, four hours, $500. 507 00:28:46,183 --> 00:28:47,173 How much? 508 00:28:48,060 --> 00:28:50,302 You look so handsome. 509 00:28:50,479 --> 00:28:51,515 Yeah? 510 00:28:51,688 --> 00:28:53,554 Yeah! Thanks. 511 00:28:53,732 --> 00:28:55,064 Aunt Voula called me up, she said, 512 00:28:55,234 --> 00:28:57,817 "You used to be good-looking. Get it together." 513 00:28:57,903 --> 00:28:58,893 Oh. 514 00:28:58,987 --> 00:29:01,650 So I... Buzzed my nose hairs. 515 00:29:02,115 --> 00:29:04,573 Ah. Well, now I know that. 516 00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:07,156 Who said there's no romance after marriage? 517 00:29:08,872 --> 00:29:09,908 Me. 518 00:29:12,668 --> 00:29:14,034 Me, too. 519 00:29:15,545 --> 00:29:16,706 Want to work on it? 520 00:29:18,757 --> 00:29:19,838 Okay. 521 00:29:21,093 --> 00:29:24,052 Don't have garlic tonight because you might get lucky. 522 00:29:27,891 --> 00:29:30,224 You really think Paris is gonna go away to college? 523 00:29:31,687 --> 00:29:35,772 You know, Aunt Voula said that we shouldn't talk about Paris. 524 00:29:36,817 --> 00:29:38,399 Oh. Yeah. 525 00:29:40,862 --> 00:29:41,852 Okay. 526 00:29:41,947 --> 00:29:43,028 Okay. 527 00:29:47,619 --> 00:29:48,860 So, how was your day? 528 00:29:49,371 --> 00:29:51,533 Why can't we talk about Paris? 529 00:29:51,707 --> 00:29:52,697 I know. 530 00:29:53,083 --> 00:29:54,244 I mean, I have to. 531 00:29:54,418 --> 00:29:57,252 Me, too. How do we stop her from moving away? 532 00:29:57,379 --> 00:29:59,336 I was thinking that we could act like it's okay with us. 533 00:29:59,715 --> 00:30:00,796 Reverse psychology? 534 00:30:00,966 --> 00:30:02,673 Yeah, it always works. That's great. 535 00:30:02,759 --> 00:30:03,966 Or we could write a letter. 536 00:30:04,136 --> 00:30:06,128 "Dear admissions board, we hope you accept our daughter 537 00:30:06,305 --> 00:30:08,388 "because she just got outta jail." 538 00:30:08,890 --> 00:30:12,429 "P.S. Do you have a student lounge where she can sell pot?" 539 00:30:14,146 --> 00:30:15,887 That's funny. That's funny. 540 00:30:21,236 --> 00:30:24,354 I don't know what I'm gonna do if she goes away. 541 00:30:26,158 --> 00:30:27,148 Don't. 542 00:30:27,743 --> 00:30:29,985 No, I don't know what I'm gonna do. 543 00:30:30,078 --> 00:30:32,240 Come on. Please don't. 544 00:30:32,414 --> 00:30:33,905 I don't know what I'm gonna do. 545 00:30:34,082 --> 00:30:35,744 It's gonna be okay. 546 00:30:42,549 --> 00:30:45,667 This is why Aunt Voula said, "Don't talk about Paris." 547 00:30:47,095 --> 00:30:49,883 But once you're a parent, what else do you want to talk about? 548 00:30:50,057 --> 00:30:51,423 I don't know. 549 00:30:53,727 --> 00:30:58,939 Theia Voula said to remember I was a girlfriend before I was a mother. 550 00:31:03,278 --> 00:31:05,235 Yeah, you were my girlfriend. 551 00:31:10,911 --> 00:31:12,618 Hey, remember when we were dating, 552 00:31:12,704 --> 00:31:14,616 you wouldn't let me drop you off in front of the house 553 00:31:15,082 --> 00:31:16,823 'cause you didn't want your parents to see me? 554 00:31:16,917 --> 00:31:19,284 No. I didn't want you to see the house. 555 00:31:20,962 --> 00:31:22,624 How could I miss it? 556 00:31:23,799 --> 00:31:26,633 I used to park right... 557 00:31:27,594 --> 00:31:28,675 ...here. 558 00:31:31,306 --> 00:31:32,717 What's going on? 559 00:31:33,266 --> 00:31:35,553 I remember those good-night kisses. 560 00:31:37,646 --> 00:31:38,978 Oh, you do, huh? 561 00:31:39,064 --> 00:31:40,054 Mmm-hmm. 562 00:31:46,405 --> 00:31:47,441 What are you doing? Nothing. 563 00:31:59,668 --> 00:32:02,001 Get this off. Get it off. Do you need help? 564 00:32:02,087 --> 00:32:04,170 Okay, get my tie. 565 00:32:08,176 --> 00:32:09,383 Get it off. 566 00:32:13,181 --> 00:32:14,342 What you doing? 567 00:32:17,853 --> 00:32:19,469 Nothing, nothing! We're just going. 568 00:32:19,646 --> 00:32:21,057 It's... Everything's okay. 569 00:32:21,731 --> 00:32:24,519 You don't have a house to do that? Oh, my God. 570 00:32:25,735 --> 00:32:27,476 Gus, what's wrong? 571 00:32:30,824 --> 00:32:32,907 Perfect. 572 00:32:33,076 --> 00:32:35,238 Parents deserve a sex life. 573 00:32:35,871 --> 00:32:37,863 Said no one ever. 574 00:32:38,165 --> 00:32:39,827 What is going on in here? 575 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,866 Nothing. We're just talking. 576 00:32:42,043 --> 00:32:45,252 Honey, by the way, we think you should go to college out of state. 577 00:32:45,422 --> 00:32:47,505 What is that? Reverse psychology? 578 00:32:50,886 --> 00:32:52,752 That never works. That never works. 579 00:32:52,929 --> 00:32:54,045 That never works. 580 00:32:54,222 --> 00:32:56,214 What's going on? I'm calling the cops. 581 00:32:56,766 --> 00:32:58,007 It's okay, Mrs. White. 582 00:33:00,103 --> 00:33:02,390 Quiet! Stop it! Quiet! 583 00:33:02,564 --> 00:33:04,396 He doesn't speak English. 584 00:33:08,195 --> 00:33:09,902 I've got pepper spray. 585 00:33:11,531 --> 00:33:12,738 Come on. Come on. 586 00:33:12,908 --> 00:33:14,570 Ian Miller... 587 00:33:14,743 --> 00:33:15,984 In the street? 588 00:33:16,161 --> 00:33:17,322 It is indecent. 589 00:33:17,496 --> 00:33:19,488 Oh, Gus, what is the problem? 590 00:33:19,581 --> 00:33:21,197 At least they are married. 591 00:33:21,291 --> 00:33:22,281 Maria! 592 00:33:22,667 --> 00:33:24,203 We are not married. 593 00:33:24,961 --> 00:33:26,202 You want decency? 594 00:33:26,379 --> 00:33:29,042 Tonight, you sleep in another room. 595 00:33:29,966 --> 00:33:31,332 Socrates, let's go. 596 00:33:31,426 --> 00:33:33,759 - Fine! - No fine! 597 00:33:35,597 --> 00:33:36,633 Uh... 598 00:33:36,723 --> 00:33:39,090 Can I just ask? Yes, dear. 599 00:33:39,643 --> 00:33:44,934 Your grandparents are living in sin because your pappou won't propose. 600 00:33:45,106 --> 00:33:48,019 Uh, I don't get why Yiayia needs that. 601 00:33:48,109 --> 00:33:52,945 Because you're not a woman who has put up with Pappou for 50 years. 602 00:33:55,283 --> 00:33:57,115 I have to fix this. 603 00:33:57,285 --> 00:33:58,776 No, you don't. 604 00:33:58,954 --> 00:33:59,944 Where were we? 605 00:34:00,121 --> 00:34:01,532 No, we can't. 606 00:34:02,207 --> 00:34:03,914 Mmm. 607 00:34:04,626 --> 00:34:05,707 Oh. Oh. 608 00:34:21,643 --> 00:34:22,884 It's too tight. 609 00:34:22,978 --> 00:34:24,560 Hey, you're late today. 610 00:34:24,729 --> 00:34:25,890 My wife wouldn't drive me. 611 00:34:26,314 --> 00:34:28,021 Why not? Nothing, nothing. 612 00:34:28,108 --> 00:34:29,224 Lift these. 613 00:34:30,402 --> 00:34:31,688 I'll be back. 614 00:34:34,781 --> 00:34:36,272 She's gone. 615 00:34:37,993 --> 00:34:39,234 You Greek? 616 00:34:39,911 --> 00:34:41,118 Iranian. 617 00:34:41,288 --> 00:34:42,620 So, Persian? 618 00:34:43,540 --> 00:34:45,577 In 334 BC, 619 00:34:45,667 --> 00:34:50,128 Alexander the Great conquered the Persian army and occupied the East. 620 00:34:50,255 --> 00:34:52,542 You so Greek, we probably related. 621 00:34:53,258 --> 00:34:57,298 We had civilizations in Persia 3,000 years 622 00:34:57,387 --> 00:35:00,175 before you Greeks discovered rocks. 623 00:35:00,432 --> 00:35:03,266 The Greeks gave the world philosophy, democracy. 624 00:35:03,351 --> 00:35:07,470 The Chinese gave the world paper, tea and medicine. 625 00:35:07,606 --> 00:35:11,350 Without Scotland's Alexander Fleming, the world wouldn't have penicillin. 626 00:35:12,152 --> 00:35:14,690 Soon I will have proof 627 00:35:14,779 --> 00:35:18,864 that I am a direct descendant of Alexander the Great. 628 00:35:22,954 --> 00:35:24,070 Hey! 629 00:35:29,753 --> 00:35:31,961 He's a moody, moody bear. 630 00:35:32,130 --> 00:35:34,213 Did you leave the dishes in the sink like I told you? 631 00:35:34,299 --> 00:35:35,289 Yes. Good. 632 00:35:35,383 --> 00:35:36,624 I sleep with the dog. 633 00:35:36,718 --> 00:35:39,677 And she don't give me my pills in the morning. 634 00:35:39,763 --> 00:35:42,050 She won't clean, she won't do my laundry. 635 00:35:43,016 --> 00:35:44,507 Anarchy. Anarchy. 636 00:35:44,809 --> 00:35:48,519 I don't understand. Why can't he just propose? 637 00:35:48,605 --> 00:35:50,642 Because he is stubborn. 638 00:35:50,732 --> 00:35:51,722 Oh... 639 00:35:53,568 --> 00:35:54,558 He's looking! 640 00:35:54,736 --> 00:35:57,319 Act like we're having fun. One, two, three. 641 00:36:02,077 --> 00:36:03,113 Oh, no, really? 642 00:36:03,370 --> 00:36:04,360 Oh... 643 00:36:06,206 --> 00:36:08,698 Reporting for my garlic bread shift. Hi. 644 00:36:08,792 --> 00:36:11,500 So many other things I could be doing in my senior year. 645 00:36:11,586 --> 00:36:13,623 Like thinking about prom? 646 00:36:13,713 --> 00:36:15,579 Nah, I'm not going to that. 647 00:36:18,259 --> 00:36:20,626 Anything come from colleges yet? No. 648 00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:22,302 Hello, everybody. Good to see you again. 649 00:36:23,223 --> 00:36:24,839 Listen, my wife and son are in the car. 650 00:36:24,933 --> 00:36:26,424 Should I bring them in now? Good time to visit? 651 00:36:26,518 --> 00:36:27,599 Yes! 652 00:36:28,478 --> 00:36:29,594 Okay. 653 00:36:30,438 --> 00:36:32,100 He has a son for Paris. 654 00:36:32,649 --> 00:36:36,108 Ah. Did you see the hair on that Greek god? 655 00:36:36,277 --> 00:36:38,314 Now, I'm going to fix everything. 656 00:36:38,488 --> 00:36:40,150 Paris will stay in Chicago. 657 00:36:40,323 --> 00:36:42,189 I will be the hero, 658 00:36:42,283 --> 00:36:45,526 and then that woman can propose to me! 659 00:36:45,662 --> 00:36:47,244 Ah. 660 00:36:48,581 --> 00:36:50,743 Remember when you asked me out on a date? 661 00:36:50,834 --> 00:36:52,200 Kinda. 662 00:36:52,293 --> 00:36:54,125 How about another date tonight? 663 00:36:54,295 --> 00:36:55,536 How about "Yeah"? 664 00:36:55,630 --> 00:36:57,872 I cleaned the car. Ooh. 665 00:36:57,966 --> 00:36:59,923 Everybody, I have a surprise! 666 00:37:00,301 --> 00:37:02,509 Paris, wipe your face. 667 00:37:03,972 --> 00:37:04,962 Uh-huh. 668 00:37:05,890 --> 00:37:08,177 Dad, what are you up to? 669 00:37:08,351 --> 00:37:10,889 Every Greek girl should have a Greek boyfriend 670 00:37:11,062 --> 00:37:13,099 and I found you one. 671 00:37:13,648 --> 00:37:14,729 Hello. 672 00:37:14,816 --> 00:37:15,852 Hi. 673 00:37:20,822 --> 00:37:21,938 We're getting married! 674 00:37:23,408 --> 00:37:26,071 You said you had a son for my granddaughter. 675 00:37:26,161 --> 00:37:27,993 No, he didn't. You don't listen! 676 00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:31,163 Come on, you can help me butter garlic bread. 677 00:37:32,876 --> 00:37:35,209 Anyway, welcome to my restaurant. 678 00:37:35,378 --> 00:37:36,789 Our restaurant. 679 00:37:36,963 --> 00:37:40,047 Is in my name, which makes you my employee. 680 00:37:40,175 --> 00:37:41,165 Ah... 681 00:37:42,218 --> 00:37:46,428 So, then I want back pay for 50 years of overtime! 682 00:37:46,514 --> 00:37:47,504 - Ah. - Dad! 683 00:37:47,599 --> 00:37:49,761 Okay. Mom. Okay. 684 00:37:49,851 --> 00:37:52,264 Welcome, welcome. Come, let us feed you. 685 00:37:52,437 --> 00:37:54,429 Thank you so much. Thank you. Okay. 686 00:37:55,523 --> 00:37:56,684 Come on, let's go. 687 00:37:56,775 --> 00:37:58,937 What? We can't leave right now. 688 00:37:59,110 --> 00:38:02,103 All my life, I wanted to be a newscaster, 689 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:04,772 but I have a very dry mouth. 690 00:38:05,074 --> 00:38:09,990 When I went through puberty, my tongue swelled up like a tree trunk. 691 00:38:10,163 --> 00:38:12,200 It's still puffy. Look. 692 00:38:12,707 --> 00:38:13,948 Ah. Oh, I don't want to. 693 00:38:14,959 --> 00:38:15,949 Oh, God, that's big. 694 00:38:16,127 --> 00:38:17,789 I don't want to. Ah... 695 00:38:17,879 --> 00:38:20,667 Maria, we have important company. 696 00:38:20,757 --> 00:38:21,838 I don't care! 697 00:38:21,925 --> 00:38:22,915 Oh. 698 00:38:23,843 --> 00:38:26,677 Employee, bring menus. 699 00:38:28,973 --> 00:38:30,589 Get them yourself! 700 00:38:30,809 --> 00:38:31,799 Oh. 701 00:38:32,811 --> 00:38:34,643 Yeah. 702 00:38:35,146 --> 00:38:36,637 Come on, Toula. 703 00:38:37,357 --> 00:38:38,393 Oh. 704 00:38:38,483 --> 00:38:40,065 I was rude to the boss. 705 00:38:41,611 --> 00:38:43,944 I hope I don't get fired. 706 00:38:48,159 --> 00:38:51,152 She's just kidding, you know. 707 00:38:53,373 --> 00:38:55,410 She's, uh... 708 00:38:55,834 --> 00:38:56,995 She's, uh... 709 00:38:57,710 --> 00:39:01,499 You know? Not every day, but sometimes. 710 00:39:07,762 --> 00:39:09,719 Maria, where are you? 711 00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:20,347 Oh. 712 00:39:22,151 --> 00:39:23,517 Hey, it's Ian. Leave me a message. 713 00:39:24,404 --> 00:39:25,394 It's me again. 714 00:39:25,530 --> 00:39:28,113 I'm sorry I'm late. I am closing up. 715 00:39:28,283 --> 00:39:29,865 I'm coming right now. 716 00:39:29,951 --> 00:39:31,112 I'm sorry. 717 00:40:06,195 --> 00:40:07,276 What are you doing? 718 00:40:09,282 --> 00:40:10,773 The phone's ringing. 719 00:40:12,994 --> 00:40:15,031 Hello? 720 00:40:15,121 --> 00:40:16,157 Hey, Maria. 721 00:40:16,539 --> 00:40:17,620 Uh... 722 00:40:17,707 --> 00:40:19,448 Yes. Okay. 723 00:40:20,209 --> 00:40:22,371 Your dad got stuck in the bathtub. 724 00:40:22,462 --> 00:40:23,873 She can't lift him. 725 00:40:41,189 --> 00:40:42,396 I got this, Ma. 726 00:40:43,274 --> 00:40:44,606 What's up, Dad? 727 00:40:44,692 --> 00:40:46,024 Hello, Nicko. 728 00:40:46,611 --> 00:40:48,352 Ma, you couldn't put some clothes on him? 729 00:40:48,988 --> 00:40:50,650 If I could, I wouldn't need you. 730 00:40:50,823 --> 00:40:51,859 What happened? 731 00:40:52,033 --> 00:40:53,740 Did he fall? It's that hip. 732 00:40:53,910 --> 00:40:54,900 It locked. 733 00:40:55,078 --> 00:40:56,194 I'm fine! 734 00:40:56,371 --> 00:40:57,452 No fine! 735 00:40:57,622 --> 00:41:00,535 Do your physical therapy like everybody else. 736 00:41:00,708 --> 00:41:01,869 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 737 00:41:02,293 --> 00:41:05,127 All right, all right, we can handle this, boys. Oh, yeah. 738 00:41:05,713 --> 00:41:07,170 Ma, why don't you empty the tub? 739 00:41:07,256 --> 00:41:09,373 And put a towel over him. Okay. 740 00:41:09,467 --> 00:41:10,457 Thank you. 741 00:41:10,969 --> 00:41:12,460 Yeah, you can't un-see that. 742 00:41:12,637 --> 00:41:13,923 - What's going on? - Just be quiet! 743 00:41:14,097 --> 00:41:15,087 Should I call an ambulance? 744 00:41:15,264 --> 00:41:16,721 No, no, that'll make him feel old. 745 00:41:16,891 --> 00:41:18,052 Yeah, he'd never forgive you. 746 00:41:18,226 --> 00:41:19,387 Me? Yeah. 747 00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:22,098 Yeah, you'd call, and we'd have to tell him you called. 748 00:41:22,188 --> 00:41:24,396 Well, what are we gonna do? 749 00:41:24,607 --> 00:41:26,223 When I was in the kitchen, we had to season a roast. 750 00:41:26,401 --> 00:41:28,768 I had to put my hands underneath it and turn it over. 751 00:41:28,903 --> 00:41:32,988 Okay, I put a towel over his private parts. 752 00:41:33,157 --> 00:41:34,398 A big one! 753 00:41:34,575 --> 00:41:37,067 Yes, Gus, a big one. 754 00:41:38,579 --> 00:41:39,615 Okay, what's... 755 00:41:39,706 --> 00:41:40,696 What's the plan? 756 00:41:40,873 --> 00:41:41,954 We're gonna roll him over. 757 00:41:42,125 --> 00:41:44,333 Yeah, and he gets on his hands and knees, and he's up! 758 00:41:44,502 --> 00:41:46,243 Okay, we ready? 759 00:41:46,421 --> 00:41:47,411 No! 760 00:41:47,505 --> 00:41:49,542 God, no. No. No. No. 761 00:41:49,882 --> 00:41:51,418 How will that work? 762 00:41:56,431 --> 00:41:58,093 Why are your eyes closed? 763 00:41:59,559 --> 00:42:00,675 Okay. Let's go. 764 00:42:00,852 --> 00:42:02,343 - Let's go. - Flip him. 765 00:42:02,478 --> 00:42:04,595 Turn him over like a roast! 766 00:42:04,689 --> 00:42:06,021 Keep the towel on! 767 00:42:06,524 --> 00:42:08,436 Oh! That's not the plug. 768 00:42:08,526 --> 00:42:09,642 Sorry. 769 00:42:09,736 --> 00:42:11,102 Ouch! He's biting! He's biting! 770 00:42:11,279 --> 00:42:12,486 Angelo! My nuts! 771 00:42:12,572 --> 00:42:13,813 I'm calling an ambulance. 772 00:42:13,906 --> 00:42:14,896 Who's pushing? 773 00:42:19,954 --> 00:42:21,161 Come on. 774 00:42:21,247 --> 00:42:23,614 I always knew there'd be a murder here. 775 00:42:24,083 --> 00:42:26,166 Ah, the grandma finally went. 776 00:42:26,294 --> 00:42:28,627 Well, what was she, 120? Mmm-hmm. 777 00:42:28,713 --> 00:42:31,000 Must have slept in pickle juice. 778 00:42:34,635 --> 00:42:37,799 All right, here, this will take away your pain. 779 00:42:37,889 --> 00:42:41,178 Twice I drank it. I gave birth without drugs. 780 00:42:43,019 --> 00:42:44,305 You know, 781 00:42:44,979 --> 00:42:48,472 one of my ovaries never put out an egg. 782 00:42:48,983 --> 00:42:51,851 But the other one would spit out two a month. 783 00:42:52,028 --> 00:42:53,644 I could feel it right here. 784 00:42:53,821 --> 00:42:54,811 Right there. Oh, yeah. 785 00:42:54,989 --> 00:42:56,480 Ping, ping. 786 00:42:56,657 --> 00:42:58,990 But the left ovary, nothing. 787 00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:02,244 It was closed like a stuck zipper. 788 00:43:02,371 --> 00:43:03,532 Really? 789 00:43:03,623 --> 00:43:04,613 Uh-huh. 790 00:43:08,669 --> 00:43:10,080 Are you okay? 791 00:43:11,297 --> 00:43:12,754 I still see it. 792 00:43:15,843 --> 00:43:18,085 Does this count as a date? 793 00:43:18,179 --> 00:43:19,260 No. 794 00:43:20,348 --> 00:43:21,509 I'm sorry. 795 00:43:21,599 --> 00:43:22,760 Toula! 796 00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:25,971 I'm coming. 797 00:43:29,857 --> 00:43:31,314 Gus, you okay? 798 00:43:31,442 --> 00:43:32,933 I'm fine. 799 00:43:33,694 --> 00:43:35,026 No fine! 800 00:43:35,530 --> 00:43:36,520 Thank you so much. 801 00:43:36,614 --> 00:43:37,604 Toula. 802 00:43:37,698 --> 00:43:39,189 Go to the hospital. 803 00:43:39,700 --> 00:43:40,690 Okay. 804 00:43:40,785 --> 00:43:42,276 What? Why? You're not coming? 805 00:43:42,370 --> 00:43:43,360 No! 806 00:43:43,454 --> 00:43:45,320 Family members only! 807 00:43:45,540 --> 00:43:47,532 That means children, 808 00:43:47,708 --> 00:43:49,950 and wife, if you had one. 809 00:43:50,711 --> 00:43:51,872 What? 810 00:43:59,137 --> 00:44:00,719 If I... Hey, wait, wait! 811 00:44:02,348 --> 00:44:03,384 Maria! 812 00:44:04,559 --> 00:44:05,549 What? 813 00:44:07,395 --> 00:44:10,012 Will you marry me, please? 814 00:44:16,237 --> 00:44:19,526 Yes! Okay? I'll marry you! 815 00:44:23,244 --> 00:44:25,907 Toula, take me to the hospital. 816 00:44:26,581 --> 00:44:27,617 Okay. 817 00:44:27,707 --> 00:44:29,198 I'll get my car. 818 00:44:29,292 --> 00:44:30,624 Oh, my hip. 819 00:44:30,710 --> 00:44:31,996 Such a weird family. 820 00:44:32,086 --> 00:44:33,418 Odd people. 821 00:44:37,550 --> 00:44:38,586 What? 822 00:44:40,469 --> 00:44:41,801 You mean "pardon"? 823 00:44:42,096 --> 00:44:45,305 No. I mean, "What?" 824 00:44:45,474 --> 00:44:47,807 As in, "What is wrong with you?" 825 00:44:49,103 --> 00:44:53,143 You're standing in my driveway making fun of my family? 826 00:44:53,316 --> 00:44:55,228 Oh, we're so weird. 827 00:44:55,401 --> 00:44:58,144 Oh, we smell like burnt oregano and feta cheese. 828 00:44:58,237 --> 00:44:59,318 I got it. 829 00:44:59,405 --> 00:45:00,612 I got it. 830 00:45:01,449 --> 00:45:03,691 But that's my dad going into that ambulance. 831 00:45:03,784 --> 00:45:06,322 My dad, into that ambulance, and you are standing here... 832 00:45:06,412 --> 00:45:08,119 Good night, everyone. 833 00:45:13,294 --> 00:45:15,035 I'll come to the hospital, too. 834 00:45:27,433 --> 00:45:28,423 Hi, sweetheart. 835 00:45:28,517 --> 00:45:29,598 Hi, Ma. Hey, Yiayia. 836 00:45:29,685 --> 00:45:30,721 You all right? 837 00:45:30,811 --> 00:45:31,801 Oh, what a night. 838 00:45:36,734 --> 00:45:37,815 Good morning. 839 00:45:37,985 --> 00:45:39,146 Hi, there. 840 00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:40,811 Beautiful day today. 841 00:45:40,988 --> 00:45:42,354 How's your husband? 842 00:45:42,782 --> 00:45:43,772 He'll live. 843 00:45:43,866 --> 00:45:44,982 Oh, good. 844 00:45:45,576 --> 00:45:46,737 So I can kill him. 845 00:45:52,750 --> 00:45:53,991 What was that? 846 00:45:54,085 --> 00:45:55,826 Basically, Mom told them to suck it. 847 00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:56,956 Good. 848 00:45:57,046 --> 00:46:00,164 Paris, you come from a long line of strong women. 849 00:46:00,258 --> 00:46:01,248 Which means, 850 00:46:01,342 --> 00:46:04,005 you get to choose your own seven-year-old boyfriend. 851 00:46:07,598 --> 00:46:09,931 So, Yiayia, are you and Pappou really gonna get married now? 852 00:46:10,017 --> 00:46:11,053 Yes. 853 00:46:11,894 --> 00:46:14,637 And this time, I'm doing it right. 854 00:46:22,655 --> 00:46:23,691 Goodness. 855 00:46:25,741 --> 00:46:28,028 This one. This is the one. No, I don't like this. This one. 856 00:46:28,119 --> 00:46:29,951 Look, you coming out of the flower. 857 00:46:30,246 --> 00:46:31,282 No. 858 00:46:31,372 --> 00:46:33,989 What did she say... Beautiful! 859 00:46:36,544 --> 00:46:39,503 This is the most beautiful cake I ever saw. 860 00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:43,419 Gus is going to love it! Bravo, bravo, bravo! 861 00:46:45,636 --> 00:46:47,093 - Oh, look at this! - Perfect! 862 00:46:47,179 --> 00:46:49,512 Pepto-Bismol pink. Where's the driver? 863 00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:51,347 - Wow. - A big one! 864 00:46:51,517 --> 00:46:53,349 This is so good. Mmm... 865 00:46:53,936 --> 00:46:55,552 Love it. Love it. This is good. 866 00:46:55,730 --> 00:46:57,722 Take a photo! Yeah, take a photo. 867 00:46:58,232 --> 00:46:59,564 All right, pull my neck. 868 00:46:59,734 --> 00:47:01,566 One, two, pull! 869 00:47:05,448 --> 00:47:06,564 I'm so excited. 870 00:47:06,741 --> 00:47:09,575 They have to make the breasts bigger for me. 871 00:47:10,703 --> 00:47:12,069 Oh, look at this one! 872 00:47:16,042 --> 00:47:17,032 You like it? 873 00:47:17,501 --> 00:47:18,742 This is nice. 874 00:47:19,754 --> 00:47:21,746 Where's Mana-Yiayia? 875 00:47:23,215 --> 00:47:24,547 Mana-Yiayia? 876 00:47:39,106 --> 00:47:40,096 Paris! 877 00:47:40,191 --> 00:47:41,602 Over here, Dad. 878 00:47:51,118 --> 00:47:52,108 You open them. 879 00:47:52,203 --> 00:47:53,535 Just tell me. 880 00:48:07,468 --> 00:48:09,676 You've been accepted at Northwestern University 881 00:48:09,762 --> 00:48:11,048 here in Chicago... 882 00:48:11,138 --> 00:48:12,754 ...and NYU, New York City. 883 00:48:21,982 --> 00:48:23,814 We're so proud of you! 884 00:48:24,443 --> 00:48:27,277 Okay, okay, okay. Decision time. 885 00:48:28,989 --> 00:48:31,231 Where do you wanna go to college? 886 00:48:33,536 --> 00:48:35,528 I'll stay here in Chicago. 887 00:48:35,621 --> 00:48:36,862 Okay. That's good. 888 00:48:36,956 --> 00:48:38,447 If that's what you want. 889 00:48:38,541 --> 00:48:39,657 Yeah. 890 00:48:45,131 --> 00:48:46,167 Dad. 891 00:48:46,465 --> 00:48:47,956 Did you hear? Paris is staying. 892 00:48:48,050 --> 00:48:49,291 She found a boyfriend? 893 00:48:49,802 --> 00:48:51,009 Dad. 894 00:48:51,512 --> 00:48:54,801 Toula, it very good news. 895 00:48:54,974 --> 00:48:56,055 Yep. 896 00:48:56,559 --> 00:48:59,677 Your hip is better. The physical therapy is working. 897 00:49:00,187 --> 00:49:02,053 It's not that therapy. 898 00:49:02,481 --> 00:49:04,222 I can fix it myself. 899 00:49:10,030 --> 00:49:11,111 Of course. 900 00:49:13,284 --> 00:49:14,274 Oh! 901 00:49:16,078 --> 00:49:17,535 I just remembered. 902 00:49:17,705 --> 00:49:22,871 Today, I sent out my application for Alexander the Great. 903 00:49:23,627 --> 00:49:25,584 You mailed this to Find Your Ancestry? 904 00:49:26,255 --> 00:49:27,587 By myself. 905 00:49:27,673 --> 00:49:31,792 It was so hard trying to remember every name, every date. 906 00:49:32,178 --> 00:49:34,921 Well, you could have called Theio Panos in Greece. 907 00:49:35,097 --> 00:49:38,215 Oh, so my brother can tell me what I'm doing is stupid? 908 00:49:38,601 --> 00:49:39,717 Okay. 909 00:49:40,186 --> 00:49:41,802 How are the wedding preparations? 910 00:49:42,396 --> 00:49:44,058 Fine, but, Toula, 911 00:49:44,231 --> 00:49:47,224 I can't afford the kind of wedding your mother wants. 912 00:49:47,401 --> 00:49:48,391 I know. 913 00:49:48,569 --> 00:49:50,231 I was thinking we could give you some money. 914 00:49:50,404 --> 00:49:52,737 No, no, you need it for college. 915 00:49:54,533 --> 00:49:55,899 Are you okay? 916 00:49:56,452 --> 00:50:00,913 Yes, but I can't sleep without your mother snoring. 917 00:50:01,624 --> 00:50:02,865 You're married. 918 00:50:03,042 --> 00:50:06,535 You know what it's like to have that person there 919 00:50:06,712 --> 00:50:08,578 right beside you. 920 00:50:08,756 --> 00:50:10,247 In every way. 921 00:50:10,549 --> 00:50:15,260 You walk through your life seeing your shadow as two people. 922 00:50:15,554 --> 00:50:17,841 You know you can reach out in the night 923 00:50:18,390 --> 00:50:20,507 and that person is there. 924 00:50:21,227 --> 00:50:22,513 And then they're not. 925 00:50:22,603 --> 00:50:24,765 Because they make you stay on the couch 926 00:50:24,855 --> 00:50:27,313 until a priest can say it's okay. 927 00:50:30,319 --> 00:50:31,526 Oh, Dad. 928 00:50:33,405 --> 00:50:36,022 I just made baklava. You want a piece? 929 00:50:37,618 --> 00:50:38,654 No. 930 00:50:39,495 --> 00:50:40,656 Chocolate baklava. 931 00:50:42,748 --> 00:50:44,410 Just a small piece. 932 00:50:45,167 --> 00:50:47,079 I'll bring you the tray and a fork. 933 00:50:47,169 --> 00:50:48,455 Put some strawberries. 934 00:50:48,629 --> 00:50:49,745 Okay. 935 00:50:56,178 --> 00:50:57,419 Mana-Yiayia? 936 00:51:00,182 --> 00:51:02,344 I'm gonna stay home for college. 937 00:51:07,147 --> 00:51:08,809 That's good, right? 938 00:51:16,782 --> 00:51:18,318 It's what I want. 939 00:51:21,662 --> 00:51:23,153 But is not. 940 00:51:30,629 --> 00:51:34,669 The wedding planner, she fired me! 941 00:51:39,013 --> 00:51:41,551 So, they're not getting married? 942 00:51:41,640 --> 00:51:43,222 I have to fix this. 943 00:51:44,643 --> 00:51:46,259 When can you fix us? 944 00:51:49,189 --> 00:51:50,725 What do you mean? 945 00:51:51,108 --> 00:51:53,191 I mean, you're always running in and out of here, 946 00:51:53,277 --> 00:51:56,987 you're cooking something, you're volunteering somewhere. 947 00:51:57,072 --> 00:51:59,189 It's like you avoid being alone with me. 948 00:52:00,034 --> 00:52:02,367 But you just explained why I'm never here. 949 00:52:02,911 --> 00:52:05,153 Look, it's my fault, too. We're busy. 950 00:52:05,331 --> 00:52:08,199 But, Toula, we've been trying to have a date. 951 00:52:08,542 --> 00:52:09,532 I know. 952 00:52:09,710 --> 00:52:10,746 It's impossible. 953 00:52:10,919 --> 00:52:12,251 Your family pulls at you. 954 00:52:12,421 --> 00:52:13,878 But that's what family does. 955 00:52:14,048 --> 00:52:16,586 No. That's what your family does. 956 00:52:16,717 --> 00:52:18,379 My family doesn't pull at me. 957 00:52:19,386 --> 00:52:21,753 Maybe they do and you don't notice. 958 00:52:22,723 --> 00:52:24,134 Maybe, but... 959 00:52:25,601 --> 00:52:26,842 Please. 960 00:52:29,605 --> 00:52:32,769 Please, help me get my parents married. 961 00:52:33,609 --> 00:52:35,475 Okay. 962 00:52:35,569 --> 00:52:37,231 Okay? Yeah. 963 00:52:41,158 --> 00:52:42,820 Who should we call? 964 00:52:47,206 --> 00:52:48,287 I'm here. 965 00:52:48,374 --> 00:52:50,957 Thank you for coming. Oh. This is so good. 966 00:52:51,043 --> 00:52:52,079 Watch your step, Marianthi. 967 00:52:52,169 --> 00:52:53,159 Hi. Hi, Toula. 968 00:52:53,253 --> 00:52:54,619 You told the family? 969 00:52:54,713 --> 00:52:55,874 Of course. 970 00:52:55,964 --> 00:52:58,456 Mom and Dad! Look, it's Rodney and Harry! 971 00:52:59,134 --> 00:53:00,545 Hey, you got any of that moussaka? Hey. 972 00:53:00,636 --> 00:53:02,343 We just got here. Where are you? 973 00:53:02,429 --> 00:53:04,136 I canceled a waxing for this. 974 00:53:04,223 --> 00:53:05,464 Hey! Hey. 975 00:53:08,686 --> 00:53:10,177 Tell your problem. 976 00:53:11,105 --> 00:53:13,097 The wedding planner quit. 977 00:53:17,820 --> 00:53:19,186 Oh, you all know that. 978 00:53:19,405 --> 00:53:20,395 Please. 979 00:53:20,489 --> 00:53:22,481 What are you, new? 980 00:53:22,574 --> 00:53:25,237 Telephone, telegram, tell-a-Greek. 981 00:53:25,577 --> 00:53:27,443 Of course we know. We know everything. 982 00:53:27,538 --> 00:53:29,029 I tweeted it. Yeah. 983 00:53:29,164 --> 00:53:31,952 Aunt Voula, Toula was hoping that you would talk to Maria. 984 00:53:32,334 --> 00:53:35,042 Yeah, convince her to just go to the church and get it done, Theia. 985 00:53:35,129 --> 00:53:36,370 Please? "Get it done"? 986 00:53:36,463 --> 00:53:38,796 Why? Because Dad's gonna lose it, that's why. 987 00:53:38,882 --> 00:53:41,545 Why convince them to just "get it done"? 988 00:53:41,635 --> 00:53:43,171 Look, weddings are expensive. 989 00:53:43,345 --> 00:53:45,837 Usually the parents pay for it. Yeah. 990 00:53:49,184 --> 00:53:51,426 But, I mean, what was with hiring a wedding planner? 991 00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:52,601 I don't know. I don't know. 992 00:53:52,688 --> 00:53:53,849 Yeah, we've all had weddings. 993 00:53:53,939 --> 00:53:55,180 Right. Except Angelo. 994 00:53:55,274 --> 00:53:56,515 Hey, we're not talking about me. 995 00:53:56,608 --> 00:53:58,941 I'm just saying, you don't need a caterer. 996 00:53:59,111 --> 00:54:00,318 Exactly. We all cook. 997 00:54:00,487 --> 00:54:01,978 Some of us better than others. 998 00:54:02,156 --> 00:54:03,146 Don't start. 999 00:54:03,574 --> 00:54:05,065 Your baklava's dry. Accept it. 1000 00:54:05,534 --> 00:54:07,116 Mike, can you taser her? 1001 00:54:07,286 --> 00:54:10,074 - Only once per relative. - You know my rule. 1002 00:54:10,164 --> 00:54:11,700 Look, we can have the reception at their house. 1003 00:54:11,874 --> 00:54:14,412 I could do the hair. Angelo can get Maria the dress. 1004 00:54:14,501 --> 00:54:15,582 I got a connection. 1005 00:54:15,669 --> 00:54:18,286 Oh, and my business partner, he has tuxedos. He was in a band. 1006 00:54:18,380 --> 00:54:19,871 I can do an e-mailed invitation. 1007 00:54:19,965 --> 00:54:21,456 I can help you design it. 1008 00:54:21,633 --> 00:54:23,590 Rodney, don't you have a friend who owns flower shops? 1009 00:54:23,719 --> 00:54:25,130 No. Oh, yes, you do, honey. 1010 00:54:25,220 --> 00:54:26,552 Well, let me think. Wait! 1011 00:54:26,722 --> 00:54:27,803 Oh, funeral homes. 1012 00:54:27,973 --> 00:54:29,680 Perfect. Okay, what else? 1013 00:54:29,850 --> 00:54:31,216 You all wanna do this? 1014 00:54:31,310 --> 00:54:32,676 Of course we do! Yeah, of course! 1015 00:54:33,061 --> 00:54:34,347 Thank you. 1016 00:54:34,521 --> 00:54:36,057 Thank you so much! 1017 00:54:36,231 --> 00:54:38,689 Maybe everyone could pick a category. Food, glassware... 1018 00:54:38,859 --> 00:54:40,646 The wedding is on! 1019 00:54:40,819 --> 00:54:43,732 Pick a category, report to me. I'm in charge. 1020 00:54:44,072 --> 00:54:45,279 Actually, Theia, you're not. 1021 00:54:45,365 --> 00:54:47,357 Yes, it's best. No, it's... 1022 00:54:47,451 --> 00:54:49,408 It's what everyone wants, dear. 1023 00:54:51,038 --> 00:54:52,028 Okay. 1024 00:55:39,753 --> 00:55:42,917 Hey, Tiahn, do you want to go to prom with me? 1025 00:55:54,101 --> 00:55:57,469 Tiahn, will you go to prom with me? 1026 00:55:57,938 --> 00:56:00,555 Oh, my Buddha! They're both asking you to prom! 1027 00:56:02,276 --> 00:56:05,269 Bennett, why are you asking my girlfriend to prom? 1028 00:56:08,115 --> 00:56:09,481 Girlfriend? 1029 00:56:10,409 --> 00:56:13,322 Oh. Sorry, I didn't know that you... 1030 00:56:13,412 --> 00:56:14,994 We just started dating. 1031 00:56:15,080 --> 00:56:16,946 So, who are you going to prom with? 1032 00:56:21,295 --> 00:56:23,787 Yes, Clifford, I'll go to prom with you. 1033 00:56:24,882 --> 00:56:26,123 Harsh. 1034 00:56:26,550 --> 00:56:28,007 Walk away, dude. 1035 00:56:28,093 --> 00:56:30,301 It's not too late to change schools. 1036 00:56:33,807 --> 00:56:34,797 Hi. 1037 00:56:36,977 --> 00:56:37,967 Hi. 1038 00:56:38,770 --> 00:56:40,386 Will you go to prom with me? 1039 00:56:40,689 --> 00:56:41,679 Um... 1040 00:56:46,111 --> 00:56:47,192 Yeah! 1041 00:56:52,743 --> 00:56:54,075 Great. 1042 00:56:55,120 --> 00:56:56,452 I'll pick you up at... 1043 00:56:56,538 --> 00:56:58,279 No, it's okay. I'll pick you up. 1044 00:57:02,294 --> 00:57:03,580 Sorry, what's your name? 1045 00:57:03,670 --> 00:57:04,877 Paris. Oh. 1046 00:57:06,173 --> 00:57:07,289 Cool. 1047 00:57:08,842 --> 00:57:10,754 I can't believe I did that. 1048 00:57:10,844 --> 00:57:12,085 Very brave. 1049 00:57:12,179 --> 00:57:14,171 I heard I come from a long line of strong women. 1050 00:57:14,264 --> 00:57:15,630 You do. 1051 00:57:17,684 --> 00:57:19,767 You're gonna miss your grandparents' wedding. 1052 00:57:19,853 --> 00:57:21,640 Ah, it's okay. Prom is important. 1053 00:57:21,730 --> 00:57:23,722 Guys? Mmm-hmm. 1054 00:57:24,733 --> 00:57:27,225 I want to go to New York University. 1055 00:57:42,250 --> 00:57:44,993 Higher! Use your man muscles! 1056 00:57:45,170 --> 00:57:46,536 Easy, easy. 1057 00:57:56,139 --> 00:57:57,380 Jennie, where's the cinnamon? 1058 00:57:57,474 --> 00:57:59,466 It's over there. I need that oven in five. 1059 00:57:59,559 --> 00:58:00,891 I need more butter! 1060 00:58:11,571 --> 00:58:13,858 Toula, what's the matter? 1061 00:58:14,574 --> 00:58:15,655 Toula? 1062 00:58:16,243 --> 00:58:17,233 Nothing. 1063 00:58:18,245 --> 00:58:19,656 Come on. 1064 00:58:22,290 --> 00:58:23,747 It's okay. It's a big day. 1065 00:58:26,962 --> 00:58:27,952 Okay, run this down for me. 1066 00:58:28,046 --> 00:58:29,582 All right. So, my nephews are gonna be the waiters. 1067 00:58:29,965 --> 00:58:32,958 Tables are there, but the plates are just gonna go in the truck. 1068 00:58:33,051 --> 00:58:35,293 Simple as that. After the wedding, wrap it up, bring it here. 1069 00:58:35,387 --> 00:58:36,719 Okay? All right. Yep. 1070 00:58:38,890 --> 00:58:39,971 Here you go. 1071 00:58:47,441 --> 00:58:49,808 Hey, uh, what's with Toula? 1072 00:58:50,444 --> 00:58:52,060 I don't know. But she'll tell me eventually. 1073 00:58:54,448 --> 00:58:56,064 Because, uh, well... 1074 00:58:57,034 --> 00:59:00,072 Why keep secrets from your own family, right? 1075 00:59:12,632 --> 00:59:14,373 He's your partner? 1076 00:59:15,218 --> 00:59:16,959 Or your partner? 1077 00:59:23,185 --> 00:59:24,642 He's both. 1078 00:59:32,611 --> 00:59:33,818 I know. 1079 00:59:40,160 --> 00:59:41,571 Ooh. 1080 00:59:46,208 --> 00:59:48,825 It's the bride on the FaceTimes! 1081 00:59:49,586 --> 00:59:51,043 What do you need, Mom? 1082 00:59:51,129 --> 00:59:52,745 Who's gonna curl all your hairs? 1083 00:59:52,839 --> 00:59:54,000 Everyone get over here. 1084 00:59:54,257 --> 00:59:55,668 Come on! Let's go! 1085 00:59:57,219 --> 00:59:59,006 We're coming! 1086 01:00:07,979 --> 01:00:08,935 Tight! 1087 01:00:09,022 --> 01:00:10,433 Yiayia, open your presents. 1088 01:00:10,524 --> 01:00:13,358 - The pink one. - The pink one. 1089 01:00:14,444 --> 01:00:16,857 "With love, from Dominique. 1090 01:00:17,322 --> 01:00:18,733 "XOXO." 1091 01:00:19,366 --> 01:00:21,449 Who is Xoxo? 1092 01:00:21,535 --> 01:00:22,696 I don't know. 1093 01:00:23,036 --> 01:00:24,152 Okay. 1094 01:00:24,246 --> 01:00:27,284 One more layer, and this won't move till your next wedding. 1095 01:00:36,049 --> 01:00:37,039 There. 1096 01:00:38,969 --> 01:00:41,928 And this is gonna last you till you graduate college. 1097 01:00:43,723 --> 01:00:44,713 - Okay. - I'm good. 1098 01:00:44,808 --> 01:00:46,094 We're good. 1099 01:00:46,184 --> 01:00:50,178 Paris, I hear for college you are staying in Chicago. 1100 01:00:50,272 --> 01:00:51,479 That's good! 1101 01:00:51,565 --> 01:00:53,397 Oh yeah, close to home. 1102 01:00:58,446 --> 01:01:00,483 You look pretty on your big day, Yiayia. 1103 01:01:00,574 --> 01:01:01,940 Honey mou. 1104 01:01:03,410 --> 01:01:06,744 On my wedding night, I met my husband 1105 01:01:06,913 --> 01:01:07,994 and I fainted! 1106 01:01:08,081 --> 01:01:11,495 That was the advice our mother gave us on our wedding day. 1107 01:01:11,585 --> 01:01:15,420 Yes. She said, "If you're too nervous to do your duties, 1108 01:01:15,755 --> 01:01:19,294 "just pretend to faint, and your husband will take it from there." 1109 01:01:19,467 --> 01:01:20,503 I did it. 1110 01:01:20,677 --> 01:01:22,293 I did it. Oh, my God. 1111 01:01:22,470 --> 01:01:24,928 I waited for Taki to scoop me up. 1112 01:01:25,056 --> 01:01:26,797 Instead, he put a blanket over me. 1113 01:01:26,892 --> 01:01:29,555 I slept on the cold floor by myself. 1114 01:01:30,604 --> 01:01:33,938 Remember, Paris, not until your wedding night. 1115 01:01:34,065 --> 01:01:36,227 Tonight you protect the poulaki. 1116 01:01:38,195 --> 01:01:39,185 Okay, Ma. 1117 01:01:39,279 --> 01:01:40,611 You said it, let's move on. 1118 01:01:40,697 --> 01:01:42,609 There's more! Of course. 1119 01:01:42,699 --> 01:01:44,861 Didn't you leave the car running? Uh-huh. Yes. 1120 01:01:45,368 --> 01:01:48,327 Paris, eyes open, knees shut! 1121 01:01:48,496 --> 01:01:51,489 And you, if your knees are open, 1122 01:01:51,666 --> 01:01:53,202 shut your eyes. 1123 01:01:57,631 --> 01:01:59,668 I always keep my eyes shut tight. 1124 01:01:59,841 --> 01:02:02,049 Oh. Not me. Not me. 1125 01:02:02,636 --> 01:02:06,300 I pretend Taki is a vampire from one of those movies. 1126 01:02:06,473 --> 01:02:09,966 Sometimes he likes me to dress up like a wizard. 1127 01:02:10,143 --> 01:02:12,806 Because he has a magic wand. 1128 01:02:13,146 --> 01:02:15,809 Oh. Theia, I love your sex stories. 1129 01:02:16,149 --> 01:02:17,640 Gotta go. 1130 01:02:17,817 --> 01:02:18,898 What time is it? 1131 01:02:18,985 --> 01:02:20,476 Oh, yes. We're late, we gotta go! 1132 01:02:23,031 --> 01:02:24,897 You'll help me with my dress? Of course, I will. 1133 01:02:24,991 --> 01:02:26,732 Pluck your eyebrow. 1134 01:02:31,498 --> 01:02:33,034 Mana-Yiayia? 1135 01:02:36,336 --> 01:02:37,702 Have a seat. 1136 01:02:59,401 --> 01:03:01,859 Just pick it up and go right here? Yeah. 1137 01:03:25,510 --> 01:03:26,921 - Got my size? - Yeah. 1138 01:03:27,095 --> 01:03:28,256 This should fit. 1139 01:03:28,388 --> 01:03:29,424 Perfect! 1140 01:03:29,556 --> 01:03:31,673 It's kinda short. Sparkles? 1141 01:03:31,850 --> 01:03:33,512 What was the band? The Funkateers. 1142 01:03:33,685 --> 01:03:35,017 They were huge. 1143 01:03:35,186 --> 01:03:36,222 Never heard of them. 1144 01:03:36,396 --> 01:03:37,386 Oh, look! 1145 01:03:37,564 --> 01:03:41,558 Alexander the Great when he conquered Mesopotamia. 1146 01:03:41,943 --> 01:03:46,187 Oh, speaking of conquering, tonight, be gentle with your bride. 1147 01:03:46,990 --> 01:03:48,652 Oh! 1148 01:03:48,742 --> 01:03:49,903 Taki! 1149 01:03:51,119 --> 01:03:52,235 What? 1150 01:04:08,595 --> 01:04:10,587 That's my brother, Panos. 1151 01:04:17,354 --> 01:04:20,062 I, I... I don't like surprises. 1152 01:04:20,231 --> 01:04:21,767 Gus, the kids. 1153 01:04:22,567 --> 01:04:24,479 They did it for you. 1154 01:04:24,569 --> 01:04:26,731 Everybody pooled their airline miles. 1155 01:04:26,905 --> 01:04:30,615 Ian, you don't know because you're not successful like me. 1156 01:04:30,784 --> 01:04:33,322 But when you do well, 1157 01:04:33,495 --> 01:04:37,409 you become a sign of hope to the optimist. 1158 01:04:37,582 --> 01:04:42,452 But to the pessimist, you represent the stink of his own failure. 1159 01:04:43,463 --> 01:04:45,295 That was a long time ago, Gus. 1160 01:04:45,465 --> 01:04:48,958 I send him money. He sends it back. 1161 01:04:49,469 --> 01:04:51,005 Come on, let's go. 1162 01:04:52,138 --> 01:04:53,128 Surprise! 1163 01:04:55,642 --> 01:04:59,181 Congratulations on your wedding today. 1164 01:04:59,521 --> 01:05:00,728 Thank you. 1165 01:05:00,814 --> 01:05:03,147 Put your things in the guest room, huh? Okay. 1166 01:05:03,316 --> 01:05:05,933 Nick, you have a big house. 1167 01:05:06,486 --> 01:05:08,443 What do you mean by that? 1168 01:05:08,613 --> 01:05:09,820 Oh, you know what I mean. 1169 01:05:09,989 --> 01:05:12,823 My son works hard. He deserves a house. 1170 01:05:13,159 --> 01:05:14,650 And I don't? 1171 01:05:14,828 --> 01:05:16,660 You could have had this! All of it! 1172 01:05:16,830 --> 01:05:19,823 I chose to stay in our country. 1173 01:05:19,999 --> 01:05:23,492 I didn't abandon her then, and I won't now. I'm a real Greek! 1174 01:05:23,711 --> 01:05:25,498 I'm a real Greek, too. 1175 01:05:27,006 --> 01:05:28,338 Let's drink. 1176 01:05:32,512 --> 01:05:33,502 Come on, Dad. 1177 01:05:40,812 --> 01:05:42,644 To the homeland. 1178 01:05:43,815 --> 01:05:47,104 To the patrida and the drachma. 1179 01:05:56,995 --> 01:05:57,985 Ah. 1180 01:06:13,386 --> 01:06:16,345 To you, Panos, my brother. 1181 01:06:18,391 --> 01:06:21,555 To you, Costa, my brother. 1182 01:06:22,145 --> 01:06:23,807 To you, Nick, my brother. 1183 01:06:23,897 --> 01:06:25,513 To you, Ian, my brother. 1184 01:06:56,888 --> 01:06:57,924 Mom? 1185 01:07:04,562 --> 01:07:05,552 Wow. 1186 01:07:06,314 --> 01:07:07,725 Look at you. 1187 01:07:21,371 --> 01:07:22,737 You look great. 1188 01:07:24,249 --> 01:07:25,330 Thank you. 1189 01:07:27,627 --> 01:07:30,870 I'm surprised you're not on the prom chaperone committee. 1190 01:07:30,964 --> 01:07:32,796 They asked, but I said no. 1191 01:07:33,383 --> 01:07:34,590 Why? Do you need me to be? 1192 01:07:35,468 --> 01:07:36,709 Oh, God, no. 1193 01:07:37,053 --> 01:07:38,089 Okay, then. 1194 01:07:41,140 --> 01:07:44,975 Am I always so close, you see your shadow as two people? 1195 01:07:48,648 --> 01:07:50,435 Yeah. Yeah. 1196 01:07:50,608 --> 01:07:51,644 Okay. 1197 01:07:52,318 --> 01:07:54,310 I'm stepping back now. 1198 01:07:55,488 --> 01:07:58,606 Go and have a great time. 1199 01:07:58,783 --> 01:08:01,321 Tonight and 1200 01:08:02,912 --> 01:08:05,325 to college in New York. 1201 01:08:08,126 --> 01:08:10,914 And even though I'm taking a step back, 1202 01:08:11,004 --> 01:08:13,371 I will always be right here. 1203 01:08:17,010 --> 01:08:18,171 Thank you. 1204 01:08:19,345 --> 01:08:20,381 Okay. 1205 01:08:25,184 --> 01:08:26,174 That's Bennett! 1206 01:08:26,436 --> 01:08:29,395 Okay! Get the door! Go! Go! 1207 01:08:29,564 --> 01:08:31,180 No, don't get the door! Just go over there. 1208 01:08:31,357 --> 01:08:33,770 Wait! What am I doing? That's stupid. Be cool, be cool. 1209 01:08:33,943 --> 01:08:35,309 Okay, go. Okay. 1210 01:08:51,753 --> 01:08:53,289 Your uncle hugs hard. 1211 01:08:53,463 --> 01:08:54,499 Yeah. 1212 01:08:55,465 --> 01:08:58,082 Was your grandma in a wedding dress? 1213 01:08:58,259 --> 01:08:59,249 Yep. 1214 01:09:03,389 --> 01:09:05,301 So, where was the rest of your family? 1215 01:09:05,475 --> 01:09:06,556 Uh, who? 1216 01:09:07,602 --> 01:09:10,561 I saw a bigger group at the college fair. 1217 01:09:11,356 --> 01:09:12,437 Oh. Yeah. 1218 01:09:13,107 --> 01:09:15,190 Yeah. They're like my family. 1219 01:09:15,318 --> 01:09:18,311 Mmm. Except mine's bigger, louder, 1220 01:09:18,404 --> 01:09:20,236 more oily and in-your-face than anyone's? 1221 01:09:20,406 --> 01:09:21,487 No. 1222 01:09:21,658 --> 01:09:23,991 No family is louder than my Greek family. 1223 01:09:26,746 --> 01:09:27,736 You're Greek? 1224 01:09:28,122 --> 01:09:29,112 Yeah. 1225 01:09:39,717 --> 01:09:41,834 Well, Mana-Yiayia's in the house, so... 1226 01:09:42,720 --> 01:09:44,177 I have not seen her for... 1227 01:09:44,347 --> 01:09:45,588 Hey, Dad. 1228 01:09:45,765 --> 01:09:48,132 Oh, Ian! Give me a hand, will you? Yeah. 1229 01:09:48,226 --> 01:09:49,637 Here. Yeah, great. 1230 01:09:51,521 --> 01:09:53,012 All right. 1231 01:09:53,106 --> 01:09:55,223 I will have to return this, you know. 1232 01:10:00,613 --> 01:10:02,229 You ever need anything? 1233 01:10:02,323 --> 01:10:03,609 Like what? 1234 01:10:04,075 --> 01:10:05,407 You know, from me. 1235 01:10:05,493 --> 01:10:09,077 You need me to do anything, or you want to talk about anything? 1236 01:10:11,082 --> 01:10:12,289 Is someone ill? 1237 01:10:13,126 --> 01:10:14,788 No, Dad, I just... 1238 01:10:16,003 --> 01:10:18,040 You ever need anything, I want you to call me, okay? 1239 01:10:20,425 --> 01:10:21,882 You got it, son. 1240 01:10:24,178 --> 01:10:25,794 Sure. Okay. 1241 01:10:26,723 --> 01:10:28,134 See you in church, huh? 1242 01:10:29,225 --> 01:10:30,215 Okay, get dressed! 1243 01:10:30,309 --> 01:10:31,470 Hey, I gotta swing by the prom, 1244 01:10:31,561 --> 01:10:32,893 make sure the chaperones aren't drinking. 1245 01:10:32,979 --> 01:10:34,936 Oh, no, do not spy on Paris. Never! 1246 01:10:35,022 --> 01:10:36,479 Come on! 1247 01:10:36,566 --> 01:10:38,353 Toula! What time is it? 1248 01:10:38,526 --> 01:10:41,064 And why are the limousines not here? 1249 01:10:41,571 --> 01:10:43,187 Did we order limousines? 1250 01:10:45,491 --> 01:10:46,607 Call Mike! 1251 01:10:51,539 --> 01:10:53,246 I'll get you there as fast as I can. 1252 01:10:53,416 --> 01:10:54,657 This is exciting! 1253 01:10:54,834 --> 01:10:56,041 "Exciting"? 1254 01:10:56,377 --> 01:10:57,959 All right, make a hole, fellas. 1255 01:11:01,340 --> 01:11:02,956 Officer, Officer, go slower, please. 1256 01:11:03,050 --> 01:11:04,336 Slower please. Just a little bit. 1257 01:11:04,427 --> 01:11:06,544 I'll bet you Gus is nervous. 1258 01:11:11,809 --> 01:11:12,925 Faster, faster! What? 1259 01:11:13,019 --> 01:11:14,009 Hold on, ladies! 1260 01:11:15,354 --> 01:11:16,720 No, no, no! 1261 01:11:16,981 --> 01:11:17,971 Whoo-hoo-hoo. 1262 01:11:18,691 --> 01:11:19,681 My nuts! 1263 01:11:38,044 --> 01:11:39,080 Oh, my. 1264 01:11:48,471 --> 01:11:50,383 Oh. Beautiful. 1265 01:11:51,057 --> 01:11:52,047 Mana-Yiayia. 1266 01:11:52,433 --> 01:11:54,049 I love your hair. 1267 01:11:54,227 --> 01:11:56,389 I didn't even know she had hair. 1268 01:11:57,188 --> 01:11:58,224 Yeah. 1269 01:11:58,314 --> 01:12:00,806 Hey, what are they doing? What's happening? 1270 01:12:16,040 --> 01:12:18,282 Hey, it's Ian. Leave me a message. 1271 01:12:18,918 --> 01:12:21,331 I have an aunt who always talks like she's got, 1272 01:12:21,420 --> 01:12:23,537 like, a piece of lamb stuck in the back of her throat. 1273 01:12:23,714 --> 01:12:24,795 Always, she'll be, like, 1274 01:12:24,882 --> 01:12:26,669 "Bennett! Bennett! 1275 01:12:26,759 --> 01:12:28,751 "Say hello to your parents! 1276 01:12:29,262 --> 01:12:31,720 "If you see my daughter, tell her I'm upstairs." 1277 01:12:31,806 --> 01:12:32,922 "Upstairs." 1278 01:12:35,142 --> 01:12:36,678 So, why aren't you in Greek Club? 1279 01:12:37,144 --> 01:12:39,852 Oh. Every day of my life is Greek Club. 1280 01:12:39,939 --> 01:12:42,147 Mmm. Why, what do you do there? 1281 01:12:42,316 --> 01:12:44,683 Same as they do in, like, Chinese Club 1282 01:12:44,777 --> 01:12:46,939 and Lebanese Club and Spanish Club. 1283 01:12:47,029 --> 01:12:50,238 We all just sit around and we eat food 1284 01:12:50,324 --> 01:12:52,441 and we make fun of our parents. 1285 01:12:52,618 --> 01:12:53,984 Oh, yeah? Yeah. 1286 01:12:56,080 --> 01:12:58,618 You look so nice. 1287 01:12:58,875 --> 01:13:00,161 Thank you. 1288 01:13:00,585 --> 01:13:02,121 You do, too. 1289 01:13:02,461 --> 01:13:03,622 Thanks. 1290 01:13:07,592 --> 01:13:10,255 Hey, do you want to dance? 1291 01:13:10,344 --> 01:13:11,630 Yes! 1292 01:13:11,721 --> 01:13:12,802 I got some killer moves. 1293 01:13:12,889 --> 01:13:14,505 Do you? I can boogie hard. Let's do it. 1294 01:13:14,599 --> 01:13:16,966 Okay, then. 1295 01:13:17,059 --> 01:13:18,140 Oh, well... 1296 01:13:41,751 --> 01:13:43,492 We should have brought the drinks in here. 1297 01:13:43,669 --> 01:13:44,750 Sit down. 1298 01:13:45,880 --> 01:13:47,337 I know, I know. 1299 01:13:49,133 --> 01:13:50,419 Have they been drinking? 1300 01:14:16,535 --> 01:14:19,073 I've been waiting a long time to do that. 1301 01:14:30,925 --> 01:14:32,837 She is coming. Look up. 1302 01:15:04,375 --> 01:15:05,365 Maria, what's... 1303 01:15:06,085 --> 01:15:07,166 Where is she going? Pater. 1304 01:15:08,754 --> 01:15:10,120 Where she's going? 1305 01:15:10,214 --> 01:15:11,204 Toula, do something. 1306 01:15:11,549 --> 01:15:12,790 Go, go! Okay. 1307 01:15:12,925 --> 01:15:13,915 Excuse us, excuse us. 1308 01:15:14,010 --> 01:15:16,218 What? Now everybody's going. 1309 01:15:18,347 --> 01:15:19,383 You okay? 1310 01:15:19,473 --> 01:15:20,463 What's going on? 1311 01:15:20,558 --> 01:15:23,016 He is not taking this seriously. 1312 01:15:26,022 --> 01:15:27,809 Gus, go have a drink. 1313 01:15:31,777 --> 01:15:32,813 He is now. 1314 01:15:32,903 --> 01:15:34,769 What am I getting married for? 1315 01:15:35,614 --> 01:15:36,855 What's happening? 1316 01:15:36,949 --> 01:15:39,657 Who says a woman is supposed to be married? 1317 01:15:40,703 --> 01:15:42,410 Um, you. All our lives. 1318 01:15:42,496 --> 01:15:47,082 Because in my day, women were raised to be married. 1319 01:15:47,334 --> 01:15:48,541 But is that it? 1320 01:15:50,379 --> 01:15:53,793 I've been thinking, maybe I could have traveled. 1321 01:15:54,050 --> 01:15:58,044 I could have cured diseases, wrote poetry, 1322 01:15:58,137 --> 01:16:00,800 had adventure in my life. 1323 01:16:01,474 --> 01:16:04,683 Instead of being saddled with a grouchy old man 1324 01:16:04,769 --> 01:16:07,978 yelling every morning for his mineral oil 1325 01:16:08,064 --> 01:16:10,101 so his bowels won't get backed up! 1326 01:16:13,110 --> 01:16:14,226 I'm gonna get my ma. 1327 01:16:14,320 --> 01:16:15,982 Yeah. Yeah. Okay. 1328 01:16:19,492 --> 01:16:20,573 What is it, dear? 1329 01:16:20,659 --> 01:16:23,493 Ma, you really gotta come. She's freaking out. Come! 1330 01:16:24,330 --> 01:16:26,868 What do men want? A companion 1331 01:16:27,208 --> 01:16:28,574 or a nurse? 1332 01:16:29,752 --> 01:16:31,118 Okay, here's Ma. 1333 01:16:32,755 --> 01:16:34,621 Gus is a good man. 1334 01:16:34,715 --> 01:16:36,126 He's a crazy man. 1335 01:16:36,592 --> 01:16:38,629 True. 1336 01:16:38,719 --> 01:16:41,336 You know, I can't do this anymore. 1337 01:16:42,098 --> 01:16:44,556 No, no, no. I'm not doing this. 1338 01:16:44,725 --> 01:16:46,808 Toula, do something! 1339 01:16:46,894 --> 01:16:48,135 I'm trying to not fix everything. 1340 01:16:48,229 --> 01:16:50,016 That's not working! That's not working. 1341 01:16:50,106 --> 01:16:51,062 That's not working. 1342 01:16:51,190 --> 01:16:52,601 Think it over for a second. I got nothing. 1343 01:16:52,691 --> 01:16:53,681 Ladies. 1344 01:16:55,528 --> 01:16:56,518 Maria. 1345 01:16:57,113 --> 01:17:02,654 Fifty years ago, Gus was so happy because he had found someone 1346 01:17:02,743 --> 01:17:07,534 who was brave like him to come to America and live an adventure. 1347 01:17:07,706 --> 01:17:11,620 I remember his hopeful expression. 1348 01:17:11,710 --> 01:17:16,922 And he has that same look on his face today. 1349 01:17:22,888 --> 01:17:24,424 I was brave. 1350 01:17:27,434 --> 01:17:32,179 Maybe my adventure was to make a family. 1351 01:17:34,400 --> 01:17:36,813 Marriage is not for everybody, 1352 01:17:39,238 --> 01:17:42,151 but it worked out okay for me. 1353 01:17:46,328 --> 01:17:49,696 It's been a good life. It's been a good life. 1354 01:17:49,790 --> 01:17:50,826 Ma. 1355 01:17:52,209 --> 01:17:53,245 Psst! 1356 01:17:54,503 --> 01:17:56,995 You are still hot. 1357 01:17:57,423 --> 01:17:58,630 I know. 1358 01:17:58,716 --> 01:17:59,752 Get out. 1359 01:18:14,523 --> 01:18:17,015 Dad said he can't sleep without your snoring. 1360 01:18:18,944 --> 01:18:20,856 I don't snore, he snores. 1361 01:18:20,946 --> 01:18:21,936 Okay. 1362 01:18:24,450 --> 01:18:26,442 He can't sleep without me? 1363 01:18:26,619 --> 01:18:27,609 No. 1364 01:18:44,929 --> 01:18:46,090 You know what? 1365 01:18:48,849 --> 01:18:49,965 I love him. 1366 01:18:50,100 --> 01:18:51,466 Ah! 1367 01:18:52,561 --> 01:18:54,473 Your father may be crazy, 1368 01:18:54,813 --> 01:18:58,181 but at least I'm not a blood relative of his. 1369 01:18:58,275 --> 01:18:59,482 You are! 1370 01:19:00,527 --> 01:19:01,768 Sorry. 1371 01:19:05,950 --> 01:19:07,691 Ah, let's do this thing. 1372 01:19:08,410 --> 01:19:09,742 Oh! Okay! 1373 01:19:10,496 --> 01:19:12,738 Hurry up! Hurry up! 1374 01:19:12,831 --> 01:19:14,447 Okay, okay, okay. 1375 01:19:14,541 --> 01:19:16,999 You can do it! Okay! Okay! 1376 01:19:40,025 --> 01:19:41,186 Thank you. 1377 01:19:53,580 --> 01:19:55,663 Hello. 1378 01:19:56,917 --> 01:19:58,579 You're here! Yeah. 1379 01:19:59,878 --> 01:20:01,540 Everything go smooth? 1380 01:20:01,630 --> 01:20:02,711 Oh, no. 1381 01:20:04,300 --> 01:20:06,007 Did you see Paris? 1382 01:20:06,385 --> 01:20:07,546 Yeah. 1383 01:20:20,566 --> 01:20:22,182 Say something nice. 1384 01:20:22,818 --> 01:20:24,275 I missed you. 1385 01:20:26,405 --> 01:20:27,646 Good enough. 1386 01:20:28,657 --> 01:20:30,273 I missed you, too. 1387 01:20:37,499 --> 01:20:39,661 But you snore, not me. 1388 01:20:50,929 --> 01:20:52,795 Wow. They're doing it. 1389 01:20:52,973 --> 01:20:54,089 Yeah. 1390 01:21:04,610 --> 01:21:05,646 Hi. 1391 01:21:06,487 --> 01:21:07,603 Hi. 1392 01:21:12,159 --> 01:21:13,775 Will you marry me? 1393 01:21:16,330 --> 01:21:17,411 Yes. 1394 01:21:20,000 --> 01:21:21,116 Now. 1395 01:21:21,794 --> 01:21:22,875 Now? 1396 01:21:23,337 --> 01:21:24,453 Now. 1397 01:21:25,422 --> 01:21:26,458 Yes. 1398 01:24:49,835 --> 01:24:50,916 Look what you did! 1399 01:24:51,003 --> 01:24:52,960 We did! Come on! 1400 01:24:53,088 --> 01:24:54,750 Huh? 1401 01:24:55,340 --> 01:24:57,457 Hey, I wasn't avoiding you. 1402 01:24:57,634 --> 01:25:01,173 It's just, I've been a mom for so long, I don't remember how to be us. 1403 01:25:01,346 --> 01:25:04,009 With Paris gone to college, it'll be just us. 1404 01:25:04,182 --> 01:25:06,674 We can do whatever we want. We can take a vacation. 1405 01:25:06,852 --> 01:25:08,514 We could adopt a baby. 1406 01:25:09,646 --> 01:25:10,762 Think about it! 1407 01:25:10,856 --> 01:25:13,564 Come on, just think about it. We could do anything, we're newlyweds! 1408 01:25:13,734 --> 01:25:15,066 Yeah, we are. 1409 01:25:15,694 --> 01:25:16,855 We are. 1410 01:25:20,365 --> 01:25:21,776 Did you think about it? 1411 01:25:21,867 --> 01:25:25,907 Okay, too soon. Okay, just give it some thought, little bit of thought. 1412 01:25:28,707 --> 01:25:30,198 Hey, Ma, let's go dance. 1413 01:25:30,876 --> 01:25:31,866 Uh-uh. 1414 01:25:38,050 --> 01:25:41,543 Hi, I'm Patrick. It's so nice to finally meet you. 1415 01:25:42,012 --> 01:25:43,628 You look Greek. 1416 01:25:43,722 --> 01:25:44,712 Are you? 1417 01:25:45,432 --> 01:25:46,422 No, sir. 1418 01:25:46,600 --> 01:25:47,966 That's okay. 1419 01:25:48,060 --> 01:25:49,722 Don't apologize. 1420 01:25:52,230 --> 01:25:54,017 Come on, let's dance. 1421 01:25:54,775 --> 01:25:58,314 All my life, I had a mole on my tummy. 1422 01:25:58,403 --> 01:26:00,611 It was shaped like Mýkonos. 1423 01:26:00,781 --> 01:26:04,024 Oh! I have so much to tell you. Come. 1424 01:26:07,079 --> 01:26:08,411 Look. 1425 01:26:13,168 --> 01:26:14,579 Hi! Hey! 1426 01:26:15,253 --> 01:26:17,119 I'm gonna kill you! 1427 01:26:17,506 --> 01:26:18,838 Oh! 1428 01:26:18,924 --> 01:26:19,880 Guys! 1429 01:26:19,966 --> 01:26:21,958 Come on! Up you get. Leave him alone. 1430 01:26:22,052 --> 01:26:23,293 I'm so sorry. Come on, let's go. 1431 01:26:23,387 --> 01:26:24,343 So sorry. 1432 01:26:24,429 --> 01:26:26,671 Wait, guys, my nuts! Come on! 1433 01:26:26,765 --> 01:26:28,427 Guys! Watch out. 1434 01:26:32,437 --> 01:26:34,053 I have to do something. 1435 01:26:34,231 --> 01:26:35,267 What? 1436 01:26:39,403 --> 01:26:41,941 Dad, look, it came. 1437 01:26:43,073 --> 01:26:44,109 Right there. 1438 01:26:46,451 --> 01:26:47,441 I knew it! 1439 01:26:52,791 --> 01:26:53,747 Wonderful! 1440 01:26:53,834 --> 01:26:55,200 Stop! Stop the music. 1441 01:26:55,627 --> 01:26:57,243 Thank you, thank you! 1442 01:26:59,631 --> 01:27:02,465 Ladies and gentlemen, 1443 01:27:02,634 --> 01:27:06,924 this paper is an official document 1444 01:27:07,097 --> 01:27:11,467 which proves that I, Gus Portokalos, 1445 01:27:12,018 --> 01:27:16,934 am a direct descendant of Alexander the Great. 1446 01:27:20,277 --> 01:27:21,643 Of course you are! 1447 01:27:23,029 --> 01:27:24,986 Hey, that means we all are! 1448 01:27:25,073 --> 01:27:26,063 Yes, we are! 1449 01:27:26,491 --> 01:27:28,153 Yes, yes, yes! 1450 01:27:32,956 --> 01:27:36,540 Look! You see that? Alexander the Great! 1451 01:27:40,172 --> 01:27:42,164 Did you write that letter? 1452 01:27:42,507 --> 01:27:43,588 Yep. 1453 01:27:43,675 --> 01:27:44,665 Mmm-hmm. 1454 01:27:46,178 --> 01:27:49,967 The paper? I'm going to frame this. 1455 01:28:11,036 --> 01:28:12,652 Yes. There you go. 1456 01:28:15,749 --> 01:28:17,536 It's pretty loud back there. 1457 01:28:18,502 --> 01:28:19,993 Want to join us? 1458 01:28:22,506 --> 01:28:23,747 Come on! 1459 01:28:25,300 --> 01:28:26,916 Well, I could eat a little something. 1460 01:28:27,052 --> 01:28:29,089 I'm thirsty. Really? Yeah, it's... 1461 01:28:46,363 --> 01:28:47,570 Come on! 1462 01:29:04,923 --> 01:29:05,913 Where are you from? 1463 01:29:06,007 --> 01:29:06,997 Chicago. You? 1464 01:29:07,092 --> 01:29:08,299 Boston. 1465 01:29:09,970 --> 01:29:11,677 Anyway, I'm Elizabeth. 1466 01:29:11,763 --> 01:29:13,095 I'm Paris. 1467 01:29:16,434 --> 01:29:18,767 Um, are they staying? 1468 01:29:22,566 --> 01:29:24,102 Right. We're going. 1469 01:29:24,192 --> 01:29:25,933 Call me on the FaceTimes. 1470 01:29:26,027 --> 01:29:27,268 Don't forget to eat. 1471 01:29:27,362 --> 01:29:28,603 Call me when you need me. 1472 01:29:30,240 --> 01:29:31,230 Bye. 1473 01:29:31,783 --> 01:29:33,695 Bye-bye! Okay. 1474 01:29:34,119 --> 01:29:35,405 Okay, let's go. All right. 1475 01:29:35,495 --> 01:29:36,485 Bye, honey. Bye. 1476 01:29:36,580 --> 01:29:37,991 - Bye. - Bye, honey. 1477 01:29:38,081 --> 01:29:40,289 - Bye. Bye, sweetie. Bye. - Bye-bye! 1478 01:29:40,542 --> 01:29:41,623 Bye. 1479 01:29:42,377 --> 01:29:43,959 Bye. Bye. 1480 01:29:44,462 --> 01:29:45,703 - Bye. - Let's go, honey. 1481 01:29:45,797 --> 01:29:46,913 Bye! Bye! 1482 01:29:47,007 --> 01:29:48,293 - Bye. - Bye. 92377