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♪
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It's been over a week
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since you've had a single vision?
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Of any kind?
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- Uh-huh.
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Oh, I got to go.
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My 12:30 is here.
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You're taking clients?
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Girl, you can't just act
like everything is normal
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if you're not getting any--
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That bitch hung up on me.
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- Take a seat.
- Thank you.
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Ohh.
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This chair feels lower.
Or maybe you got taller.
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Ah.
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So what brings you in today?
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I'm thinking of retiring.
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And I want to know if the time is right.
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Great.
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- Let's explore that.
- Okay.
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You alright?
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You look like me watching my adult son
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ride his unicycle.
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- You know what?
Let me try holding your planner.
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- Alright. But, uh, the woman
I drew in there is not you.
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- I hope not.
- No.
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I'm just confirming here.
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Should Zach retire?
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Ask again later? Huh.
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- Maybe I'm not the one
that's supposed to retire.
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- You know what? I'm not going
to charge you for today.
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How about you, uh, come back
next week and we try again?
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- Maggie, you know what happens
to a racehorse
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that breaks their leg?
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- Yes. They get better
and run faster than ever.
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Glue.
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♪
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Didn't work out
with your client, did it?
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I'm figuring it out.
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Honey, I wasn't worried at first,
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but your visions have been gone a while.
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How are you going to keep seeing clients?
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Well, I'm trying new things at work,
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like I'm asking everyone to reschedule,
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which is a really interesting way
to stop making money.
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I did make this, though.
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Pick a color.
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Oh my stars.
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Maggie, denial is not just
a brother on Frasier.
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It is okay to feel blue right now.
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- Got it. B-L-U-E.
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- Hey, can I see that?
- Yeah.
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- Girl,
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you are clearly grieving
your lost visions.
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Have you not heard
of the five stages of grief?
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The Spice Girls of emotion.
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Baby is denial.
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Ginger is bargaining. Posh is depression--
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Angel, I am not grieving my visions
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because I'm going to get them back.
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Oh, that's Baby Spice talking.
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This is ridiculous.
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- Well, you're the one
with the cootie catcher.
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Those are very accurate.
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Whether your visions come back or not,
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it is clear to me you're hurting.
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Here. Now.
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No. You know what?
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I have had enough
spiritual guidance for one day.
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Oh, anger. That's good.
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You're moving on to the next stage.
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Sporty Spice.
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You forgot Scary Spice.
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- Acceptance is Scary.
- Ugh.
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Because acceptance is scary.
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Okay, the wedding is almost here,
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and we have some
very important decisions to make.
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Do we go with the parsnip-wrapped
devils on horseback
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or the savory mushroom
and parmesan-crusted palmiers?
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Mm.
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What do you think, Maggie?
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- Well, I wish I could tell you
if these were going to taste good,
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but without my visions,
there's simply no way to know.
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Or you could just taste them.
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- It's kind of what we're doing here.
- Oh.
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Well?
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- Well, I can't do it
with you looking at me.
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- Is she going to be
like this at the wedding?
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Oh, she'll be fine. I'll handle it.
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- Great. So Louise is on Maggie duty...
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and Maggie is working on herself.
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Amy, you can't keep
giving people jobs.
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This isn't like when we were younger
and we played Pharaohs,
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and only you got to be the pharaoh.
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That's exactly what this is, Ben.
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And you need to work
on your speech for the reception.
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You have to write a speech.
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So do you
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as my maid of honor.
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Wait, what?
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I'm not the maid of honor.
I'm just a bridesmaid.
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- Oh, well, unfortunately,
Mindy and I got into a huge fight
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because I said no kids
were allowed at the wedding,
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but pets are welcome.
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So you got promoted.
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Yay!
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Please just make sure
it's 250 words minimum
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and no metaphors.
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I don't understand them.
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- I wish I had seen this coming.
- Yeah.
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That was a dig, right?
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Good luck with her.
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Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
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- I can't believe your sister's
making me write this speech.
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I suck at public speaking.
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The last time I stood at a podium,
I introduced myself as Allison.
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- Hey, that was the biggest laugh
at my dad's funeral.
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It's going to be a disaster.
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I'm already sweating through my bra.
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Look, it's going to be fine. Okay?
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Your hair videos get a ton of views.
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Didn't Doja Cat stitch
one of your fishtail tutorials on Hairtok?
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Huh. You do listen.
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But that was prerecorded.
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I wish I could film myself ahead of time.
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You can if you want.
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Stay with me on this.
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Why don't you read one
of Shakespeare's sonnets
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but, like, in a hip-hop way?
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- Wow. You really are
a high school teacher.
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Okay.
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Less problematic,
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you can interview Amy and Dave's friends,
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like in When Harry Met Sally.
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Having those couples talk about love.
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I don't really get that movie.
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It shouldn't take ten years
to know you like someone.
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Well, well, well,
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not everyone can meet their person
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under a giant rainbow parachute
in gym class.
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Oh.
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Yeah. Yeah, maybe that works.
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You know, I can ask everyone else
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the questions I'm having trouble
answering myself.
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How do you know if someone is the one?
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Having trouble answering this?
Should I be worried?
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- Come on, we don't count.
We've been together forever.
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Hmm.
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You know, like in a hot way.
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- Yeah. Babe, keep talking
dismissive to me. I like that.
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♪
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- Hi.
- Hey there, Miss Sexy Notebook Lady.
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- I think we need to go
through our vows together.
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- Before the wedding?
- Uh-huh.
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- Isn't that bad luck? Like breaking
a mirror or watching an evil videotape?
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- Well, I just think
that we need to be prepared.
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You and I have a tendency
to be very emotional,
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and I don't want
to ugly cry at our wedding.
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Yeah, good idea, babe.
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- Alright. Okay.
- Okay.
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Alright, hey, let's hear it.
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Dave...
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before we met, I was lost.
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- God, you're going to hit me
with that right out of the gate?
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Who is that? Maya Angelou?
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I know. This is never going to work.
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I spent $1,200 on a makeup artist.
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Oh, you went with the cheaper option.
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I appreciate that, babe.
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- I know we had a plan
to be romantic with our vows,
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but I think that we just need to write
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the driest version of our vows possible
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so we can just blow through them.
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For you, I can do that. Yeah.
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As long as I have you by my side,
I can do anything.
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- I can be anything--
- Oh my god, stop.
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- How many candles
and crystals do you need?
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- As many as it takes
to get my visions back.
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- I'm not really sure how
a yoni egg is supposed to help.
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- Look, Lou, I have
a very targeted approach.
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And that approach is
to try absolutely everything.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Except maybe ayahuasca.
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- Well, honestly,
if you're looking for visions,
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ayahuasca is probably your best bet.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Add event to my calendar. Do ayahuasca.
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- Okay, Maggie, I'm starting to get
a little worried about you.
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You're acting desperate, okay,
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and people take advantage of desperation.
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That's why you never shop
at a store with a hot salesperson.
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- Okay, Lou, I don't think I'm in danger
of being manipulated.
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Okay?
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Smoothies for complete spiritual rebirth.
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Only $18.
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It's a waste of money, girl.
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Oh, that pet store
has crème brulée for dogs!
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Let's get one, Thelma.
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WOMAN:
Did you want to add a scoop
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of yellowjacket pollen or deep-sea fungus?
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DANIEL:
Which is better for getting in shape
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without having to move your body?
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- Neither.
Okay.
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Well, that will be $40.
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Top swipe right here.
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I will be right with you.
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Be right up.
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Maggie?
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-Daniel.
- Hi.
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- Hi.
Wow.
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This is a surprise.
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You have no idea.
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- Well, I never thought
I would see you in a place like this.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Well, um, these days, I'm, uh,
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I'm trying to glow from the inside out.
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- Large chocolate maca reishi,
no maca, no reishi, extra chocolate?
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- That yours?
- Uh, no.
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For Daniel?
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Yes.
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Yes. Thank you.
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Ha, ha!
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It's really good to see you.
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Good to see you, too.
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I hope it's okay for me to say this,
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it's probably not,
but I'm going to say it anyway.
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I picked up my phone
a million times to call you.
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I just... I just, I just didn't think
that you'd answer it.
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Probably wouldn't have.
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Yeah.
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- Uh, but I think I might be
in a different place now.
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- Yeah, me too.
I mean, I'm in a wellness store.
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- Sir, your large cup
of whipped cream to go.
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Thank you. Thanks.
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I took the liberty of ordering you
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a large cup of whipped cream.
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So, kind of exciting news.
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I'm seeing Daniel tomorrow.
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- That had better be a play
where Harry Potter gets naked.
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Think about it, Angel.
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Maybe I lost my visions
because I'm supposed to be with him.
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And we're into the bargaining stage.
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We broke up because of my visions,
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and now he shows up
when I don't have them anymore?
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Getting back together
makes perfect sense to me.
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I haven't heard such a misread
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since my grandmama ordered
a "chile reyeno."
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- Well, give me another reason
why it didn't work out with Daniel then.
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- Knock, knock.
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-Oh. Hi.
- Hi.
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- Is this a bad time?
- Your timing is impeccable.
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They're here to interview me
for Amy and Dave's wedding.
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Oh my gosh.
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I'm so sorry I haven't gotten back
to you guys about doing mine yet.
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Oh, they asked you too?
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It won't take long.
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00:10:34,092 --> 00:10:36,762
Unless, like Ben's cousin,
you have a very detailed story
257
00:10:36,762 --> 00:10:38,972
about your wife cheating on you
with her math tutor.
258
00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:40,682
Why would an adult have a math tutor?
259
00:10:40,682 --> 00:10:42,142
I assume to have an affair with.
260
00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:46,020
So, um, Angel,
261
00:10:46,021 --> 00:10:48,981
are you ready to talk about
the enduring power of romantic love?
262
00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:50,112
Why stop now?
263
00:10:52,778 --> 00:10:56,368
- Okay. Are you ready
for some dry, unemotional vows?
264
00:10:56,365 --> 00:10:58,235
- You betcha.
- Okay.
265
00:10:58,909 --> 00:11:01,869
Dave, you are such a good dude.
266
00:11:02,538 --> 00:11:04,618
One of the very best dudes.
267
00:11:05,123 --> 00:11:06,883
Dave rhymes with brave.
268
00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:10,085
- You know, I hate being negative,
so I won't be.
269
00:11:10,087 --> 00:11:10,917
They're great.
270
00:11:10,921 --> 00:11:13,671
- No, they're not. They're awful.
I don't know what to do.
271
00:11:13,674 --> 00:11:17,264
- Well, uh, we could film them
and show them to our guests.
272
00:11:17,261 --> 00:11:19,471
- No, that's the tackiest thing
I've ever heard.
273
00:11:19,471 --> 00:11:20,431
We're not doing that.
274
00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:21,850
- Yeah. Tacky. Ugh.
- No.
275
00:11:22,766 --> 00:11:25,976
- Okay, Louise, I want
your honest feedback about our vows.
276
00:11:27,938 --> 00:11:28,858
Okay.
277
00:11:29,982 --> 00:11:33,152
Dave, I wasn't sure
that this day would ever come.
278
00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:34,530
But you were.
279
00:11:35,404 --> 00:11:38,284
I wasn't sure that love could survive
everything we put it through.
280
00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:39,912
But you were.
281
00:11:40,742 --> 00:11:43,252
You were always strong and always sure.
282
00:11:43,245 --> 00:11:46,455
And now I know that I want you
to stand by me
283
00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:48,285
for the rest of my life.
284
00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:50,837
That I am sure of.
285
00:11:50,836 --> 00:11:52,086
Ever since I was young,
286
00:11:52,838 --> 00:11:54,758
I never understood anything
about the world.
287
00:11:55,841 --> 00:11:58,471
And I never really understood anything
that happened in my life.
288
00:11:59,553 --> 00:12:02,143
The only thing that ever made sense
to me was you
289
00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:04,561
and how I felt about you.
290
00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:06,732
That's all I've ever known,
291
00:12:06,727 --> 00:12:08,097
and that's enough for me.
292
00:12:09,188 --> 00:12:12,188
That's enough for me
for the rest of my life, Amy.
293
00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:16,652
Oh my god.
294
00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:19,323
I don't understand
how you guys aren't bawling right now.
295
00:12:19,323 --> 00:12:20,783
That was so beautiful.
296
00:12:23,619 --> 00:12:24,909
These aren't our vows.
297
00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:26,832
These are Cory and Topanga's
from Boy Meets World.
298
00:12:27,873 --> 00:12:30,133
- What?
- Yeah. We couldn't get
through ours without crying.
299
00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:33,594
- You guys can't steal
other people's vows.
300
00:12:33,587 --> 00:12:35,667
I mean, why don't you
just do the standard:
301
00:12:35,672 --> 00:12:39,342
"Love is patient, love is kind,
blah, blah, blah, I do."
302
00:12:39,343 --> 00:12:41,553
Yikes. Uh, standard?
303
00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:43,433
Oh, Louise.
304
00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:46,020
Um, people are flying in from Colorado
305
00:12:46,016 --> 00:12:47,636
to witness raw, visceral love
306
00:12:47,643 --> 00:12:49,773
and have passed apps
and a casual black tie feel.
307
00:12:49,770 --> 00:12:52,400
Standard is not going to cut it. Okay?
308
00:12:53,607 --> 00:12:55,897
What is casual black tie?
309
00:12:55,901 --> 00:12:57,531
- She is allowing her friend
who broke her arm
310
00:12:57,528 --> 00:12:58,568
to wear her cast.
311
00:12:59,613 --> 00:13:00,663
You want a drink?
312
00:13:01,198 --> 00:13:02,908
MAGGIE:
Thanks for meeting me here.
313
00:13:04,743 --> 00:13:06,083
I'm so glad you called.
314
00:13:06,578 --> 00:13:09,208
I wanted to. We have quite a history.
315
00:13:09,206 --> 00:13:10,366
- Mm. Mm-hmm.
316
00:13:10,874 --> 00:13:14,844
Well, if we are sitting here right now,
317
00:13:14,837 --> 00:13:17,797
I hope that means that you might
still see a future with me.
318
00:13:17,798 --> 00:13:19,008
Funny you mention that,
319
00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:22,467
because I actually can't see the future.
320
00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:24,009
Maggie, please don't do that.
321
00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:25,012
- No.
- No, listen to me.
322
00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:26,723
I feel terrible about
what I said that night.
323
00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:28,433
No, no, no. That's not what I mean.
324
00:13:30,686 --> 00:13:32,266
My visions stopped.
325
00:13:32,271 --> 00:13:35,691
So you don't have to worry
about them anymore.
326
00:13:35,691 --> 00:13:37,651
- What do you mean they stopped?
- They're gone.
327
00:13:38,610 --> 00:13:41,490
Oh, but I'm fine with it.
Isn't that great?
328
00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:43,198
- Is it?
- Yes.
329
00:13:43,866 --> 00:13:45,696
I mean, at first, I was mad,
330
00:13:45,701 --> 00:13:47,291
and then I went and I bought
a bunch of crystals,
331
00:13:47,286 --> 00:13:49,826
which apparently, like underwear,
you can't return.
332
00:13:49,830 --> 00:13:52,040
But then I ran into you and I thought,
333
00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:54,630
maybe I'm not supposed
to get my visions back.
334
00:13:54,626 --> 00:13:57,916
Maybe I'm actually supposed
to date him instead.
335
00:14:02,259 --> 00:14:03,339
Supposed to?
336
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:05,853
- Yeah, well, I also have
to get a whole new career,
337
00:14:05,846 --> 00:14:08,386
but I have an English degree,
and they said we can do anything.
338
00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:10,430
So no worries there.
339
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:14,233
But--
340
00:14:15,606 --> 00:14:16,726
Maggie, look.
341
00:14:17,608 --> 00:14:18,898
I meant what I said.
342
00:14:21,028 --> 00:14:22,238
I think about you all the time.
343
00:14:22,237 --> 00:14:23,317
Me too.
344
00:14:23,947 --> 00:14:25,697
- But I feel like
you're still looking for signs
345
00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:27,239
to dictate your future
346
00:14:28,452 --> 00:14:30,582
instead of listening
to what you really want.
347
00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:32,618
No.
348
00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:36,590
- No, I want, I want this.
- Do you?
349
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:41,088
Or you're just here because you're trying
to make sense of something.
350
00:14:47,054 --> 00:14:48,014
I don't know.
351
00:14:49,515 --> 00:14:52,175
♪
352
00:15:17,793 --> 00:15:18,883
Ugh.
353
00:15:23,924 --> 00:15:25,434
- Yoo-hoo. Coming in.
354
00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:26,795
Oh no.
355
00:15:28,053 --> 00:15:29,393
When Harry Met Sally?
356
00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:32,143
- Really? How many times
have you seen this movie?
357
00:15:32,766 --> 00:15:35,186
Harry has now met Sally 200 times.
358
00:15:35,185 --> 00:15:36,765
Oh dear.
359
00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:37,650
What?
360
00:15:37,646 --> 00:15:39,976
It's the best free
anti-depressant there is.
361
00:15:39,982 --> 00:15:41,322
Oh, excuse me.
362
00:15:41,316 --> 00:15:43,186
That's not true,
because I don't cost anything,
363
00:15:43,193 --> 00:15:44,403
and I'm a total hoot.
364
00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:48,953
Hey... is this about Daniel?
365
00:15:50,409 --> 00:15:52,329
No. That was a misfire.
366
00:15:54,079 --> 00:15:56,959
I'm starting to think I might not get
my visions back.
367
00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:58,750
Ever.
368
00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:01,590
Oh, Mags, I'm so sorry.
369
00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:04,460
You want to know my bigger fear?
370
00:16:05,674 --> 00:16:09,094
That I complained about them
so much that they finally left,
371
00:16:09,094 --> 00:16:11,434
and now I don't know
who I am without them.
372
00:16:11,430 --> 00:16:13,680
Alright, well, I know who you are, okay.
373
00:16:13,682 --> 00:16:16,142
You're Maggie.
Your favorite color is terracotta.
374
00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:17,813
Your hall pass is Clive Owen.
375
00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:19,901
And you are not the type
of person to give up,
376
00:16:19,897 --> 00:16:22,357
even when you do feel like
crawling up into a tiny ball.
377
00:16:22,357 --> 00:16:24,607
- I already tried that,
and my pants ripped.
378
00:16:24,610 --> 00:16:26,400
They were sweat pants, Lou. It was bad.
379
00:16:26,403 --> 00:16:28,163
Oh dear.
380
00:16:28,155 --> 00:16:30,655
- That does sound like rock bottom.
- Yeah.
381
00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:32,657
- But, hey, you know what,
if you think about,
382
00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,949
rock bottom is actually
kind of a cool place to be,
383
00:16:34,953 --> 00:16:37,873
because it means
that the best is yet to come.
384
00:16:38,582 --> 00:16:39,292
Hmm.
385
00:16:43,045 --> 00:16:45,375
I love it when you do that.
386
00:16:46,632 --> 00:16:48,972
- Do what?
- Make my life better.
387
00:16:50,761 --> 00:16:52,011
So what should I do now?
388
00:16:52,888 --> 00:16:56,228
And then...
every single moment after that?
389
00:16:56,225 --> 00:16:59,385
- It's not about what you should do.
It's about what you want to do.
390
00:16:59,394 --> 00:17:01,774
- You get to choose what comes next.
- Ugh.
391
00:17:01,772 --> 00:17:03,862
I like to go places that make me happy
392
00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:05,317
and see people who make me laugh.
393
00:17:06,318 --> 00:17:07,988
It's kind of why I came here.
394
00:17:11,907 --> 00:17:14,867
♪
395
00:17:22,376 --> 00:17:23,536
- Hi.
- Hi.
396
00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:26,921
I think I'm finally ready
to talk about things.
397
00:17:28,841 --> 00:17:31,891
- The interview.
- The interview, yes. Yeah, come in.
398
00:17:37,391 --> 00:17:39,481
Sorry for showing up unannounced.
399
00:17:39,476 --> 00:17:41,396
Is now a bad time to do the interview?
400
00:17:41,395 --> 00:17:43,055
- Not at all.
Jessie's actually out
401
00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:45,233
interviewing your mom and dad right now,
so it'll just be me.
402
00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:48,862
- Wow, how did you master the art
of avoiding my parents so quickly?
403
00:17:48,861 --> 00:17:52,071
- Honestly, I just couldn't find
a clean pair of pants in time.
404
00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:53,782
These actually used to be white.
405
00:17:53,782 --> 00:17:56,372
So, uh, how does this work?
406
00:17:56,952 --> 00:17:59,082
Uh, yeah, you, uh, sit here.
407
00:17:59,454 --> 00:18:01,464
- Okay.
- And, uh,
408
00:18:01,456 --> 00:18:06,296
I just hit record
with my little contraption,
409
00:18:06,295 --> 00:18:09,415
and you can say anything you want
to Amy and Dave about love.
410
00:18:09,423 --> 00:18:12,053
- Hmm.
It's like in When Harry Met Sally.
411
00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:14,220
- Exactly.
- I just watched it.
412
00:18:14,219 --> 00:18:16,099
Really? What are the chances of that?
413
00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:17,096
Actually, pretty high.
414
00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:19,350
I watch it all the time.
415
00:18:19,349 --> 00:18:20,889
- I never took you for a rom-com person.
416
00:18:20,893 --> 00:18:21,853
Oh, come on.
417
00:18:21,852 --> 00:18:24,312
Two people struggling
to get the timing right.
418
00:18:24,313 --> 00:18:25,943
What could be more relatable than that?
419
00:18:27,816 --> 00:18:28,566
Yeah.
420
00:18:29,443 --> 00:18:31,993
- One day after work,
my pal Marty and I went down
421
00:18:31,987 --> 00:18:34,197
to the strip to see a punk band.
422
00:18:34,198 --> 00:18:35,658
And guess who is on bass?
423
00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:38,163
I spotted him in the crowd right away.
424
00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:39,830
I couldn't take my eyes off of him.
425
00:18:39,828 --> 00:18:41,158
- Mm-hmm.
426
00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:44,883
Yeah. And that kind of direct eye contact
made me very uncomfortable.
427
00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:45,875
So I looked away.
428
00:18:46,502 --> 00:18:48,712
Which I found very hot.
429
00:18:48,712 --> 00:18:49,672
- Mm-hmm?
430
00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:53,337
- So should I set the camera up now or--
431
00:18:54,092 --> 00:18:55,182
Alright.
432
00:18:55,177 --> 00:18:58,257
So if you can tell Amy and Dave
one thing about love,
433
00:18:58,263 --> 00:18:59,603
what would you say?
434
00:18:59,598 --> 00:19:03,518
- Huh, honestly, I feel like
I should be taking advice from them
435
00:19:03,519 --> 00:19:05,519
- and not the other way around.
- Really?
436
00:19:05,521 --> 00:19:08,771
Don't almost all your clients come
to you for relationship advice?
437
00:19:08,774 --> 00:19:09,984
Not anymore.
438
00:19:11,443 --> 00:19:12,443
I'm sorry.
439
00:19:13,654 --> 00:19:17,624
I know what it's like
to lose something abruptly
440
00:19:17,616 --> 00:19:18,616
that's important to you.
441
00:19:19,409 --> 00:19:21,999
Or, you know, at least... someone.
442
00:19:26,375 --> 00:19:28,705
- Did everyone try to tell you
about the five stages of grief?
443
00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:30,880
Yes, and it was really annoying.
444
00:19:30,879 --> 00:19:34,009
But in retrospect, they were totally real.
445
00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:36,297
I went through an anger phase
where I created
446
00:19:36,301 --> 00:19:38,721
this whole Sims neighborhood,
just to starve them all.
447
00:19:39,847 --> 00:19:42,217
- You're telling me. I almost
got back together with Daniel.
448
00:19:42,224 --> 00:19:43,684
Oh, you totally should have.
449
00:19:43,684 --> 00:19:45,814
- Really?
- No, he sucked!
450
00:19:47,229 --> 00:19:48,399
Why go back to Daniel?
451
00:19:48,397 --> 00:19:50,397
I told you, I'm bad at love.
452
00:19:50,941 --> 00:19:54,571
I used to blame my visions
for ruining my relationships,
453
00:19:54,570 --> 00:19:58,620
but it turns out I'm just
as hopeless without them.
454
00:19:58,615 --> 00:20:00,025
How do you mean?
455
00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:03,623
- It was never my visions
preventing me from being happy.
456
00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:04,620
It was me.
457
00:20:04,621 --> 00:20:07,211
Even without them,
I still worry about the future
458
00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:09,707
and preventing mistakes
before they happen and--
459
00:20:11,879 --> 00:20:15,009
Honestly, losing them
has been really difficult.
460
00:20:15,883 --> 00:20:17,013
But...
461
00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:21,721
maybe I need to use this as an opportunity
462
00:20:21,722 --> 00:20:24,812
to open myself up
and figure out what I want
463
00:20:25,726 --> 00:20:26,596
and who.
464
00:20:28,437 --> 00:20:31,517
- You know, every generation's
love language is different.
465
00:20:32,357 --> 00:20:34,897
We were never raised
to talk about our feelings.
466
00:20:35,569 --> 00:20:38,409
- Like now, it's all the rage
to say, "I'm an empath.
467
00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:39,815
He's a narcissist."
468
00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:42,530
I am a narcissist.
469
00:20:43,327 --> 00:20:44,367
No idea what she is.
470
00:20:44,828 --> 00:20:46,538
I guess if I could, um,
471
00:20:47,706 --> 00:20:51,496
if I could tell Amy and Dave
one thing about love,
472
00:20:51,502 --> 00:20:52,632
it would be
473
00:20:56,173 --> 00:20:58,343
to keep doing what I'm learning to do now.
474
00:20:59,801 --> 00:21:01,931
Living in their hearts
and not their heads.
475
00:21:06,099 --> 00:21:06,979
That was really good.
476
00:21:08,060 --> 00:21:10,150
You know,
I never heard you talk like that.
477
00:21:11,271 --> 00:21:15,401
- Yeah. I, I guess you just...
caught me at the right moment.
478
00:21:17,528 --> 00:21:19,318
Timing's a funny thing, huh?
479
00:21:21,114 --> 00:21:22,074
Really is.
480
00:21:23,033 --> 00:21:23,993
Yeah.
481
00:21:24,576 --> 00:21:27,036
- You kids think
about your options too much.
482
00:21:27,037 --> 00:21:27,827
Hmm.
483
00:21:27,829 --> 00:21:30,209
- This game of musical chairs
isn't going to last forever.
484
00:21:30,207 --> 00:21:32,327
One day, the music is going to stop,
485
00:21:32,334 --> 00:21:34,004
and you're going to be standing all alone.
486
00:21:34,670 --> 00:21:36,960
But not you. You were smart.
487
00:21:36,964 --> 00:21:38,174
What do you mean?
488
00:21:38,173 --> 00:21:40,513
- Well, it couldn't have been easy
to move into the duplex with Ben
489
00:21:40,509 --> 00:21:43,139
after he and Maggie had that thing.
490
00:21:43,136 --> 00:21:46,346
But you picked your chair
and you're staying in it.
491
00:21:46,348 --> 00:21:47,678
That's nice.
492
00:21:50,018 --> 00:21:51,478
I'm sorry. What thing?
493
00:21:51,478 --> 00:21:52,898
You know, the thing.
494
00:21:54,857 --> 00:21:57,187
You do know, right?
495
00:22:00,779 --> 00:22:01,819
Yeah.
496
00:22:02,739 --> 00:22:04,029
Yeah, of course.
497
00:22:08,745 --> 00:22:11,705
♪
498
00:22:11,707 --> 00:22:15,747
♪
499
00:22:15,752 --> 00:22:18,762
♪
500
00:22:18,755 --> 00:22:22,255
♪
501
00:22:22,259 --> 00:22:24,009
♪
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