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- Being the new kid in
school had its ups and downs,
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but thankfully, I had Ashley.
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We shared everything...
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Food, all the school gossip,
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even our scrunchies.
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But there was one thing
I hadn't shared with her.
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- Hello, Cucu?
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- I had a secret.
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- Are you there?
- What?
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I was seriously,
totally, madly in love
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with Yoshy Hernandez.
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- Thankfully, a way
to unburden myself
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of this secret was
just around the corner.
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- Oh, look, it's that
time of the year again,
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Safi's annual sleepover.
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- Americans actually do that?
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- Oh, yeah. It's
a magical night
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dedicated to snacks,
movies, makeovers,
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and secrets.
- Secrets?
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- Cindy, you're
officially invited.
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This year we're doing makeovers.
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Get there early.
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Those eyebrows are
gonna take a while.
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- I've never been invited,
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but I hear they're incredible.
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Last year, they
did ear piercings
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and had quiche for
dinner... Quiche!
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- Okay, let's see
who we have here.
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Diane, Claudia,
Yennifer, and... oops,
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none for you, Cucu Estefan,
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or your little accomplice.
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- Like we'd even want to
stay at your house, Safi.
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Our ears are already pierced,
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and quiche is just
stuck-up scrambled eggs.
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- Dream on, losers.
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- Is it wrong I
still want to go?
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It sounds so awesome.
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- Safi doesn't own sleepovers.
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Why don't we have our own?
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- Let's do it at my house.
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- Yes, that sounds great.
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- Oh, and I'm sorry,
Yosh, but no boys allowed.
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I know it's sexist, but
I don't make the rules.
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It's sleepover law.
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- Oh, it's okay. Abuela
and I have plans.
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We're making five
different types
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of flan from scratch,
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and they take all night to make.
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We call it our "mara-flan."
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- God, he was perfect.
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The sacred grounds
of our sleepover
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would be the ideal setting
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for me to reveal my
secret crush to Ashley.
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- V-man, how goes it, amigo?
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I had a margarita yesterday,
and I thought of you.
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Anyhoo, we need to talk.
- Did you get my memo
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about the family-friendly cabin
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for passengers with
younger children?
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- Why, so we could have more
crying babies on planes?
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No thanks.
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These your kids?
- Yeah.
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- You know, in China, they
only let you have one.
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It's a good idea.
Quieter planes.
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Hey, listen, Globe Charter Tours
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wants to expand to Latin
America... big fish.
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Pepino muy grande.
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- I think you mean pescado,
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but please continue.
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And I can take...
- The CEO died,
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left the company
to one of his sons.
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His name's Charlie.
I haven't met him,
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but I hear he's a rascal.
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Take him to dinner and
land the account, will ya?
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- Sir, I'm marketing.
Isn't that more sales?
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- But you're my
Latin America guy.
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Gary might know sales,
but he doesn't know
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the difference between a
burrito and a chimichanga.
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Come to think of it,
neither do I, but you do.
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Bigger accounts mean bigger
bonuses for everyone.
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- Well, um,
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who really knows the difference
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between marketing
and sales anyway?
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You can count on me, sir,
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for everything
chimichanga and beyond.
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- Excellent.
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I'll have Charlie's
secretary call and set it up.
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Now, you'll have to excuse
me. I have to handle a crisis.
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Somebody tried to
sneak an alligator
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onto one of the flights...
It's a whole thing.
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- Did you see "Lagrimas
y Machetes" last night?
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The hot sugarcane farmer
finally married Lucia!
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- It's so romantic.
I just hope
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her conjoined twin Griselda
can find someone too.
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She deserves happiness
after being possessed
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by the spirit of that jaguar.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Oh, my God,
guess who's playing
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at The Beat Club next month?
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Lisa Lisa and the Cult Jam!
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Tickets are 20 bucks.
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Get them before they sell out.
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Besitos!
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- Besitos.
- Besitos!
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- Hey, Mari, can I ask you
something just between us?
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- Of course.
- Where do you guys
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get all this money
to do cool stuff?
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- Allowance, chica.
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- Allowance?
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- Free money from your parents?
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Oh, don't worry, when my
family came from Guam,
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I didn't know what
it was either.
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But it's like America's
best invention.
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That and Pop-Tarts.
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- And they just give it to you?
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- I told them if I
didn't get an allowance,
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I'd date a bad boy named
Paco and get a tattoo.
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Did the trick.
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- Yes, I'm looking forward
to meeting Charlie as well.
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Uh-huh.
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Uh-huh.
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Oh, I'm so sorry, Charlie
wants to meet where?
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A strip club?
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For a business dinner?
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I...
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well, I just thought
that this is something
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that you should about,
in case you need to
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write a report or something.
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- A report?
- Mm-hmm.
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- Honey, half the
business in this town
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is done at a stripper pole.
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I interviewed for
this job at a Hooters.
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- Why are you acting
like this is normal?
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- Because it is. Ooh,
which one you goin' to?
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Coconuts, Playmates,
Madam T's, Señor Butts?
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- It's called Secretz.
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- I love that one
too! Try the shrimp.
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- It's unlikely
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I'll be eating
seafood of any kind
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at an establishment that
spells "secrets" with a Z.
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This is not how we
did things in the D.R.
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Don't you think
it's inappropriate
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to conduct business in
front of women who aren't...
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In proper business attire?
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- Look, if it makes you
feel so "uncomfortable,"
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I'm sure Gary from sales
would be happy to take it.
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He's a regular there.
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They even named a
drink after him,
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and it's gross like him.
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And I'm sure he would love
those bonus brownie points
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from Mr. Frank.
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- And so one summer,
it was really hot,
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and Mamalin made sancocho.
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Well, she left the window open,
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and Pinto flew out
of the kitchen...
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- Speaking of flying the coop,
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would it be okay if I stayed
at Ashley's Friday night
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and Saturday morning
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and all the time in between?
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- Qué qué?
- I think she's describing
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what's known in
America as a sleepover.
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- Ah. No.
- But Mami!
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- You know that Dominicanos
don't do that kind of a thing.
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The only people who don't
sleep in their house
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are hospital patients
and prostitutes.
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- What about Sandy
from "Grease"?
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She wasn't a prostitute.
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- Olivia Newton John
was 29 years old
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when she made that movie, and
it wasn't a real sleepover.
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They shot it in some
studio in east Hollywood,
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so don't use my love
of "Grease" against me.
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- Mi cielo, it's
an American custom.
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As long as Ashley's
mom is responsible,
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I say we let her go.
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Well, we want her to
make friends, right?
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- Fine.
- Yes!
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- But I'm going to inspect
the house first, okay?
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And if it looks safe,
then you can stay.
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- Thanks, Mami.
- Mm-hmm.
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- I'm gonna go call
Ashley right now.
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- While we're on the
topic of American customs,
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Mom, Dad, I would
like an allowance.
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- And again I say, qué qué?
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- It means she wants
money every week
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for doing absolutely nothing.
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- Why do these Americans come
up with such stupid things?
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No.
- But all my friends have them.
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If I don't get an
allowance, I'll...
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I'll start dating a
bad boy named Paco!
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He's got tattoos, a
motorcycle, and he smokes.
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- Mm, he sounds
fun and dangerous.
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- If you really want
money, you should babysit.
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Miss Martinez said
she needed someone.
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- Yes, you can help
her with little Alvaro.
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He is tan cute.
- Fine.
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I guess I'll work for my money.
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You guys suck at being American.
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- Mm, thank you.
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- You know, Adela, I think
you're the most beautiful woman
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in the world.
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Even if there was
an unclothed woman
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standing right here next
to me, I wouldn't look
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because my eyes and my
heart belong to you.
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- Que te pasa?
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I have to go to a
strip club for work.
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It's completely ridiculous,
and it's disrespectful.
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So you know what I'm gonna do?
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I'm just gonna tell Mr. Frank
that my wife... she prohibits it,
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and I don't care if
it affects my bonus.
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- Okay, have fun, mi amor.
- What?
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- Would I rather the meeting
take place in El Sizzlers?
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Sí, pero, I mean,
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if watching women
dancing in bikinis
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is gonna help you get a bonus,
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who am I to stand in
the way of business?
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- Really?
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I was kinda hoping you'd say no.
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I've never been to a strip club.
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They make me... nervous.
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- That's one of
the things I love about you
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is, you're such a gentleman.
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- It's just... what
do I do with my eyes?
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And how much do I tip?
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Is it a percentage, and a
percentage of what, hmm?
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I mean, how do I
focus on business
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with all of this
running through my head?
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- Well, I do know a little
bit about strip clubs.
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Remember my cousin Tati,
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the one who was studying
medicine in Tampa?
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How do you think she
paid for her tuition?
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- No me digas...
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- Mm-hmm, she told
me all about it.
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First... first
trick, look, okay.
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You put the big bill on top
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so that you look
like a high roller,
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but then you put all the
singles in the middle
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so you don't mess
with our budget.
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- Fiscally responsible!
- Yeah.
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- I like it.
- Oh, yeah.
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Now, they dance, you tip.
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Facilito. Here,
practice on me, okay?
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- Okay.
- Hey, hmm...
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- Hmm.
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- Hi, Papi.
- Hah.
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- Ah... I have to
buy anatomy books,
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and stethoscopes
are so ex-pen-sive.
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- Ah, uh... okay... ha.
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Uh, here, um, congratulations
on your academic achievements.
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- Ah, make her work for it.
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Come on, come on,
come on, come on.
249
00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,884
Come on, come on, okay.
250
00:09:54,510 --> 00:09:57,471
Okay.
251
00:09:57,555 --> 00:10:01,475
My specialty is epidemiology.
252
00:10:01,559 --> 00:10:02,685
Ah, ah, ah, ah!
253
00:10:04,478 --> 00:10:06,856
- My goal is to eliminate
254
00:10:06,939 --> 00:10:12,028
dy-sen-tery from
develop-ing nations.
255
00:10:12,737 --> 00:10:14,739
- Wow, your cousin
Tati really is a hero.
256
00:10:14,822 --> 00:10:15,966
- I know, I'm
really proud of her.
257
00:10:15,990 --> 00:10:17,074
- Coming from a country
258
00:10:17,158 --> 00:10:18,367
where men did as they pleased,
259
00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:22,705
having Papi go to a strip
club was no big deal for Mami.
260
00:10:22,788 --> 00:10:24,498
But allowing her
youngest daughter
261
00:10:24,582 --> 00:10:25,708
out of her sight
262
00:10:25,791 --> 00:10:26,959
for even just one night
263
00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:28,878
was another story.
264
00:10:28,961 --> 00:10:30,147
- Are you sure you
packed enough sweaters?
265
00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:31,398
And what about your toothbrush?
266
00:10:31,422 --> 00:10:33,442
I mean, I made you a little
sopita because I don't know
267
00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:35,217
how these people eat, okay?
268
00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:36,653
Is it just me, or does
this house look like
269
00:10:36,677 --> 00:10:38,804
the house of a kidnapper?
- It's just you.
270
00:10:38,888 --> 00:10:40,115
- It's not too
late to turn around
271
00:10:40,139 --> 00:10:42,808
and sleep in your own bed, Cucu.
272
00:10:45,227 --> 00:10:45,936
- Cucu, come on!
- Bye, Mami!
273
00:10:49,065 --> 00:10:50,733
- You must be Cucu's
mom. I'm Val...
274
00:10:50,816 --> 00:10:53,235
- Erie...
275
00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:56,280
- You're the woman who thought
my husband was a drug dealer.
276
00:10:56,364 --> 00:10:59,200
- Okay, this is awkward.
277
00:10:59,283 --> 00:11:01,494
- Cucu, inspection
failed. Vámonos!
278
00:11:01,577 --> 00:11:04,288
- No, please don't
spoil it for the girls.
279
00:11:04,372 --> 00:11:06,248
I am so sorry.
280
00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:08,292
After that incident, I
had a long conversation
281
00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:11,003
with my manicurist, and
I learned that not all
282
00:11:11,087 --> 00:11:14,090
well-to-do Latinos with
slicked-back hair sell drugs.
283
00:11:14,173 --> 00:11:15,633
If it makes you feel any better,
284
00:11:15,716 --> 00:11:16,342
I still haven't sold that house.
285
00:11:16,425 --> 00:11:19,595
- Kind of does.
- Okay.
286
00:11:19,678 --> 00:11:21,430
- May I use your bathroom?
- Yeah.
287
00:11:24,183 --> 00:11:25,059
Okay.
288
00:11:25,142 --> 00:11:26,477
- Here is the number
289
00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:28,437
to the restaurant just in case.
290
00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:32,108
Alvaro, por qué no
saludas a Emilia?
291
00:11:32,191 --> 00:11:34,276
- Oh, nice to meet
you, Señorita Emilia.
292
00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:36,404
I brought my books.
Hope you don't mind
293
00:11:36,487 --> 00:11:37,847
I just read quietly
the whole time?
294
00:11:37,905 --> 00:11:39,407
- Oh, nice to meet you too.
295
00:11:39,490 --> 00:11:41,617
And of course, you can
read as much as you want.
296
00:11:41,700 --> 00:11:44,120
- You behave, okay?
297
00:11:44,203 --> 00:11:46,997
Bye, mi'jo. Bye.
298
00:11:47,081 --> 00:11:48,624
- Okay, let's find a comfy spot
299
00:11:48,707 --> 00:11:49,333
where you can read,
okay, sweetie?
300
00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:52,586
- Uh, I ain't bring no books.
301
00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:54,088
- Then what's in the backpack?
302
00:11:54,171 --> 00:11:56,632
- My music career. Dale!
303
00:12:12,898 --> 00:12:14,567
- Oh, God.
304
00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:17,695
- Twinkies, pizza bagels,
305
00:12:17,778 --> 00:12:19,155
Pepsi and Coke?
306
00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:21,031
Wow, you really outdid yourself.
307
00:12:21,115 --> 00:12:22,283
- That's not all.
308
00:12:22,366 --> 00:12:23,826
I made a sleepover
checklist too.
309
00:12:23,909 --> 00:12:26,162
Eat junk food, pillow
fight, makeover,
310
00:12:26,245 --> 00:12:27,556
freeze our bras, and
watch "Facts of Life."
311
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,748
So what do you want to do first?
312
00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:31,876
- I like Yoshy.
313
00:12:31,959 --> 00:12:35,588
- Wow. My mind is blown.
314
00:12:35,671 --> 00:12:36,589
Yeah, this is new information.
315
00:12:36,672 --> 00:12:39,717
- You knew?
- You stare at him a lot,
316
00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:41,218
I caught you smelling his hair,
317
00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:43,220
and you kissed him at the dance.
318
00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:47,099
- Okay, okay, you
caught me. I'm in love.
319
00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:49,935
Promise you won't tell?
- My lips are sealed.
320
00:12:50,019 --> 00:12:51,312
Hey, let's play MASH
321
00:12:51,395 --> 00:12:53,522
to see if you two
lovebirds are meant to be.
322
00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,858
I mean, it's not on our
sleepover checklist,
323
00:12:55,941 --> 00:12:57,610
but hey, let's live a little.
324
00:13:02,698 --> 00:13:04,366
325
00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:07,411
- Oh, no. This is
Yoshy's notebook.
326
00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:10,039
We must've accidentally
switched at lunch.
327
00:13:10,122 --> 00:13:11,916
- See you guys.
- Bye, guys!
328
00:13:11,999 --> 00:13:13,501
- I wrote "I love Yoshy"
329
00:13:13,584 --> 00:13:16,086
and drew our wedding on
it, Ashley... our wedding!
330
00:13:16,170 --> 00:13:19,215
If he knows I like him
before I know he likes me,
331
00:13:19,298 --> 00:13:21,050
it could ruin everything.
332
00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:22,301
You've gotta help me.
333
00:13:22,384 --> 00:13:24,220
We have to get that notebook.
334
00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:27,431
Okay, after lunch, he
usually goes to his locker
335
00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:29,099
to put away his
history notebook.
336
00:13:29,183 --> 00:13:31,185
He doesn't have history
again until Monday,
337
00:13:31,268 --> 00:13:33,979
so that means it's
still in his locker.
338
00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:35,481
- Creepy.
339
00:13:35,564 --> 00:13:38,025
- If we switch the notebooks
tonight, he won't see it.
340
00:13:38,108 --> 00:13:40,402
- You want us to
break into the school?
341
00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:41,862
What about our sleepover?
342
00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:43,739
- Don't worry, we'll
be back before Tootie
343
00:13:43,822 --> 00:13:46,825
even has a chance
to get in trouble.
344
00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:52,039
- Nice house.
Great closet space.
345
00:13:52,122 --> 00:13:53,541
- Thank you?
346
00:13:53,624 --> 00:13:56,585
347
00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:07,930
- And this three-bedroom,
two-bath house
348
00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:10,349
you feel is enough space
for you and your husband,
349
00:14:10,432 --> 00:14:12,312
or boyfriend, or stranger
that you've allowed in
350
00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:13,911
without doing a proper
background check?
351
00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:15,563
- I know we got off
on the wrong foot,
352
00:14:15,646 --> 00:14:16,665
but I promise you, mom to mom,
353
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:19,733
Cucu is safe here.
354
00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:21,857
- You want to stay and have
a glass of wine with me?
355
00:14:21,902 --> 00:14:26,699
- Well, I feel it would be
irresponsible of me not to.
356
00:14:26,782 --> 00:14:28,617
- Come on.
357
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:31,328
- As Mami's inspection
turned into cocktail hour
358
00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:33,831
and Ashley and I snuck
out for our heist,
359
00:14:33,914 --> 00:14:37,918
Papi steeled himself to
do business Miami style.
360
00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:41,130
- All right, Victor,
you can do this.
361
00:14:41,213 --> 00:14:43,090
Get it together.
362
00:14:43,173 --> 00:14:45,134
363
00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:53,684
- You must be
Charlie. I'm Victor.
364
00:14:53,767 --> 00:14:55,185
- Victor!
365
00:14:55,269 --> 00:14:58,689
It's Charlie from
Globetrotter Tours.
366
00:14:58,772 --> 00:15:00,691
- Wait, you're Charlie?
367
00:15:00,774 --> 00:15:01,793
- It's not a problem
I'm a woman, is it?
368
00:15:01,817 --> 00:15:04,820
- Oh, no, no. No,
of course not.
369
00:15:04,903 --> 00:15:06,989
We need more female CEOs.
370
00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:10,618
I just... I'm a little surprised
by the location, that's all.
371
00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:13,621
- What, a woman can't
enjoy a little eye candy?
372
00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:17,750
The men and the salad bar
are the best in Miami.
373
00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:19,168
- I'm sorry, did you say men?
374
00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:21,086
- And welcome to Ladies' Night!
375
00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:26,175
Put your hands together for
Jorge and the Chorizo Boys!
376
00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:28,927
377
00:15:33,515 --> 00:15:34,350
- While Papi was stripped
378
00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:37,061
of his expectations
for the evening,
379
00:15:37,144 --> 00:15:40,272
Emilia was putting
on her game face.
380
00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:43,359
- That's enough.
381
00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:44,860
And why is every
one of your songs
382
00:15:44,943 --> 00:15:45,861
about butts?
383
00:15:45,944 --> 00:15:46,862
- I'm hungry.
384
00:15:46,945 --> 00:15:48,197
Go make me a snack.
385
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:50,949
- One snack if it'll
keep you quiet.
386
00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:54,244
- I got it!
387
00:15:55,704 --> 00:15:58,040
- Alvaro International.
388
00:15:58,123 --> 00:16:00,334
Que volá, preciosa?
389
00:16:00,417 --> 00:16:02,586
- Is Emilia home?
This is Mari.
390
00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:04,880
- She's in the bathroom farting.
391
00:16:04,963 --> 00:16:06,382
Can I take a message?
392
00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:09,593
- I'm so sorry, Mari. Hold on.
393
00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:12,471
That's it, bedtime for
you. Go to my room, please.
394
00:16:12,554 --> 00:16:14,598
- I'm sorry I upset
you, Miss Emilia.
395
00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:16,442
- That's all right,
just... Just go to sleep.
396
00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:21,522
397
00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:32,658
Pompis jackpot!
398
00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:37,996
Miércoles.
399
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:40,225
- I can't believe I
thought Victor was
400
00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:42,710
a drug dealer... bang-bang!
401
00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:44,753
- Mrs. Adela Escobar,
at your service.
402
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:48,048
I hope Don Johnson
doesn't arrest us.
403
00:16:48,132 --> 00:16:49,341
- Ooh, I do!
404
00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:53,762
Ooh, he can search
me any day. Mm-mm!
405
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:57,641
- Oh, pero, look at this.
406
00:16:57,725 --> 00:17:01,437
Dade County Real Estate
Agent of the Year.
407
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:03,105
E'cue me, please!
408
00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:06,817
- When my ex left us, I had
no choice but to start over,
409
00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:08,861
but I'm glad I did.
410
00:17:08,944 --> 00:17:10,946
- And...
411
00:17:11,029 --> 00:17:11,613
look at you now.
412
00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:14,658
His loss.
- Thank you.
413
00:17:16,368 --> 00:17:18,162
Hey, I'm kind of hungry.
414
00:17:18,245 --> 00:17:19,705
You want to order
a pizza, delivery?
415
00:17:19,788 --> 00:17:23,083
- They deliver to your house?
416
00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:26,962
- Oh, honey, you're
gonna love America.
417
00:17:27,045 --> 00:17:28,464
Cheese?
418
00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:30,591
- They say all is
fair in love and war,
419
00:17:30,674 --> 00:17:32,217
and I was certain that included
420
00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:35,053
sneaking off into the
night and trespassing.
421
00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:37,795
- What was that?
- I don't know.
422
00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:40,517
It was probably
just the janitor.
423
00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:42,144
Don't worry.
424
00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:43,437
- What if we get caught?
425
00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:44,313
We're breaking and
entering, Cucu.
426
00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:46,982
- Ashley, if Yoshy
reads that notebook,
427
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,984
he's gonna think I'm
completely obsessed.
428
00:17:49,067 --> 00:17:50,402
- But you are.
429
00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:52,321
- Yeah, but he doesn't
need to know that.
430
00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:53,781
- Okay, let's just hurry up.
431
00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:57,493
- Okay, I've seen him
do this a million times.
432
00:17:57,576 --> 00:18:02,331
13-8-10.
433
00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:07,086
- I thought you knew the combo.
434
00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:08,462
- I thought I did too.
435
00:18:11,256 --> 00:18:13,175
- Okay, there's
definitely someone here.
436
00:18:13,258 --> 00:18:15,260
Look, we tried. We
couldn't get in.
437
00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:16,845
We should call it!
438
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,072
- I'm not leaving here
without that notebook, Ashley!
439
00:18:18,096 --> 00:18:21,850
- What about our
sleepover and our list?
440
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:23,268
- Forget the sleepover!
441
00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:25,270
- So you'd rather ruin
our night together
442
00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:27,773
than let Yoshy know
how you feel about him?
443
00:18:27,856 --> 00:18:29,691
- Yes, exactly!
444
00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:31,443
- Fine.
445
00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:34,088
- The thought of my
potential romance with Yoshy
446
00:18:34,112 --> 00:18:36,782
being ruined by
that stupid notebook
447
00:18:36,865 --> 00:18:38,200
was driving me mad.
448
00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:38,951
That'll do.
449
00:18:39,034 --> 00:18:42,704
Mad enough to try anything.
450
00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:44,957
Or maybe I should go.
451
00:18:52,339 --> 00:18:55,134
Uh. Uh...
452
00:18:56,426 --> 00:18:57,636
I know this looks suspicious,
453
00:18:57,719 --> 00:19:00,389
but I had to get my
history notebook.
454
00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:02,391
I have a test on the
Bay of Pigs on Monday.
455
00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:05,519
I still have no clue why
they let animals fight wars.
456
00:19:05,602 --> 00:19:07,396
- Why don't you
know your own combo?
457
00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:09,398
- We don't have lockers
back in the D.R.
458
00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:10,691
Culture clash.
459
00:19:10,774 --> 00:19:12,985
- Whatever, niña.
Just hurry up.
460
00:19:13,068 --> 00:19:17,281
- Oh, thank you... thank you.
461
00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:26,665
You may not believe this, but
you just saved my marriage.
462
00:19:26,748 --> 00:19:28,250
I got it, I got it!
463
00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:32,379
- Well, I hope it was worth
it. You ruined our sleepover.
464
00:19:32,462 --> 00:19:34,298
- Come on, Ashley, don't be mad.
465
00:19:34,381 --> 00:19:36,216
Mission accomplished.
- Maybe your mission.
466
00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:39,761
Come on, let's just go
home and get to bed.
467
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:43,515
- That night, two girls had
a blast at Ashley's house,
468
00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:45,267
but it wasn't me and Ashley.
469
00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:48,270
470
00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:51,064
- Ooh, I love this song!
471
00:20:09,833 --> 00:20:10,667
- Ooh!
472
00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:33,023
- Yeah, right.
473
00:20:33,106 --> 00:20:34,983
I wonder if I should
go by Emilia Emilia,
474
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:36,318
you know, like Lisa Lisa?
475
00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:37,879
- I wanna see the show!
- Yeah, right?
476
00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:40,113
- Okay, okay!
- It's everything I got.
477
00:20:40,197 --> 00:20:42,783
- Thank you, thank
you. $2 here.
478
00:20:42,866 --> 00:20:44,868
- Here, take it.
- Thank you.
479
00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:46,119
All right, all right...
480
00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:47,996
- I'll call you back, Mari.
481
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,666
- Is that everyone?
- Yes.
482
00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:52,084
- Behold!
483
00:20:52,167 --> 00:20:54,002
- It says "Wednesday."
484
00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:55,671
- You little perverts!
485
00:20:55,754 --> 00:20:57,673
- I'm telling your mom!
486
00:20:57,756 --> 00:20:58,507
Get those pompis ready because
487
00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:00,175
she's gonna give you a spanking!
488
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:01,843
- No, please don't tell Mami!
489
00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:03,762
She said if I get in
trouble one more time,
490
00:21:03,845 --> 00:21:04,885
she'll take away my Casio.
491
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:07,391
- Then I'll be doing the
world a favor, won't I?
492
00:21:07,474 --> 00:21:09,267
- No, please don't tell her.
493
00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:09,643
I'll do anything.
494
00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:15,565
Please?
495
00:21:15,649 --> 00:21:17,401
- Oh!
496
00:21:17,484 --> 00:21:18,777
Hope he wasn't too much trouble.
497
00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:21,238
- No trouble...
No trouble at all.
498
00:21:21,321 --> 00:21:23,699
- Bye!
- Bye.
499
00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:26,243
500
00:21:31,206 --> 00:21:33,208
- Thank you. Be right back.
501
00:21:36,336 --> 00:21:38,213
- You know, being the only guy
502
00:21:38,296 --> 00:21:41,299
in this room wearing a shirt
doesn't feel that weird.
503
00:21:41,383 --> 00:21:44,636
Oh, and these wings...
504
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:47,889
- I gotta say, I'm impressed
how comfortable you are.
505
00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:50,892
- This is a huge relief. I
don't have to feel guilty
506
00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:52,811
about looking at any
woman who isn't my wife.
507
00:21:52,894 --> 00:21:56,231
But may I ask why you
wanted to meet here?
508
00:21:56,314 --> 00:21:59,693
Because the Sizzler also
has a great salad bar.
509
00:21:59,776 --> 00:22:02,154
- I'm the only woman
CEO in the tour biz.
510
00:22:02,237 --> 00:22:04,698
- Mm.
- A lot of people got a lot
511
00:22:04,781 --> 00:22:07,409
of preconceived
notions about that.
512
00:22:07,492 --> 00:22:09,578
I meet here hoping
the Chorizo Boys
513
00:22:09,661 --> 00:22:11,955
will weed out the macho dummies
514
00:22:12,039 --> 00:22:14,124
and leave me with
a kindred spirit.
515
00:22:14,207 --> 00:22:16,501
- I know what you mean.
516
00:22:16,585 --> 00:22:19,087
I'm the only Latino
executive in my office,
517
00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:20,422
and everyone has a lot
518
00:22:20,505 --> 00:22:23,008
of preconceived
notions about that.
519
00:22:23,091 --> 00:22:25,177
Mostly that I know
what a chimichanga is.
520
00:22:26,762 --> 00:22:29,514
- I like you.
521
00:22:29,598 --> 00:22:32,100
We get each other.
522
00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:34,561
To kindred spirits.
523
00:22:34,644 --> 00:22:36,313
- To kindred spirits.
524
00:22:42,694 --> 00:22:44,446
Bravo! Diesel!
525
00:22:46,239 --> 00:22:48,867
These guys, so talented, hmm?
526
00:22:56,458 --> 00:22:57,793
- They're asleep.
527
00:22:57,876 --> 00:22:59,878
- I know.
528
00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:07,135
At least they had
a fun sleepover.
529
00:23:07,219 --> 00:23:08,887
I'm going upstairs
to do the one thing
530
00:23:08,970 --> 00:23:10,972
I purposely left off our list:
531
00:23:11,056 --> 00:23:13,642
get a full night's sleep.
532
00:23:13,725 --> 00:23:15,185
- I felt terrible.
533
00:23:15,268 --> 00:23:16,812
I had disappointed Ashley
534
00:23:16,895 --> 00:23:18,122
and jeopardized our friendship.
535
00:23:18,146 --> 00:23:20,649
And instead of a weekend
full of snacks and makeovers,
536
00:23:20,732 --> 00:23:25,320
I spent it trying to
think of how to apologize.
537
00:23:25,403 --> 00:23:28,406
You still mad?
538
00:23:28,490 --> 00:23:31,409
I'm sorry I ditched our
sleepover for a boy.
539
00:23:31,493 --> 00:23:35,831
It was supposed to be our
night, and I ruined it.
540
00:23:35,914 --> 00:23:37,415
Forgive me?
541
00:23:40,377 --> 00:23:42,212
I got you something.
542
00:23:42,295 --> 00:23:44,005
I finally played MASH.
543
00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:45,715
Turns out, you're
my best friend,
544
00:23:45,799 --> 00:23:47,676
and we're gonna live
together in a mansion,
545
00:23:47,759 --> 00:23:49,070
drive an ice cream
truck, have 40 dogs,
546
00:23:49,094 --> 00:23:54,057
and live happily ever after.
547
00:23:54,141 --> 00:23:56,309
- Aww...
548
00:23:56,393 --> 00:23:59,437
Cucu, you're my best friend too.
549
00:24:00,230 --> 00:24:03,066
- Hey, what's up?
Did you guys see
550
00:24:03,150 --> 00:24:04,609
"Lagrimas y
Machetes" last night?
551
00:24:04,693 --> 00:24:06,278
It was so good.
552
00:24:06,361 --> 00:24:08,363
- That week, we all became
a little more American
553
00:24:08,446 --> 00:24:10,991
as we experienced the
customs of our new homeland.
554
00:24:11,074 --> 00:24:13,201
Instead of an allowance,
555
00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:14,786
Emilia got her first job
556
00:24:14,870 --> 00:24:17,122
and learned the value
of a good, old-fashioned
557
00:24:17,205 --> 00:24:18,832
American side hustle.
558
00:24:18,915 --> 00:24:21,209
Mami discovered that both
Valerie and sleepovers
559
00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:24,546
weren't so bad after
all, and that actually...
560
00:24:24,629 --> 00:24:25,964
- Oh, hi, Valerie.
561
00:24:26,047 --> 00:24:28,675
- She was fond of them both.
- Tonight?
562
00:24:28,758 --> 00:24:30,552
I'd love to.
563
00:24:30,635 --> 00:24:34,055
- Papi had his first authentic
American business meeting
564
00:24:34,139 --> 00:24:36,725
and impressed his
first American boss.
565
00:24:36,808 --> 00:24:40,353
And even though I botched
my first sleepover,
566
00:24:40,437 --> 00:24:44,524
sharing my big secret led
to an even bigger reveal:
567
00:24:44,608 --> 00:24:47,903
Ashley Bell was my
new best friend.
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