Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:02,200 --> 00:00:06,040
[MUSIC: Ain't Nothing Going On
But The Rent by Gwen Guthrie]
2
00:00:10,240 --> 00:00:14,319
♪ Cos ain't nothin'
goin' on but the rent
3
00:00:14,320 --> 00:00:16,599
♪ You got to have a J-O-B
4
00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:19,199
♪ If you wanna be with me
5
00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:22,240
♪ Ain't nothin' goin'
on but the rent. ♪
6
00:00:25,240 --> 00:00:27,519
You're so naughty!
7
00:00:27,520 --> 00:00:31,559
Hello! I... I don't
know why they did that!
8
00:00:31,560 --> 00:00:35,679
Dennis, you know if I was there,
it would have been different!
9
00:00:35,680 --> 00:00:37,599
[SHE CHUCKLES] Gorgeous.
10
00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:39,159
She'll be with you by 8pm.
11
00:00:39,160 --> 00:00:41,680
All right, darling.
All right, bye-bye.
12
00:00:43,080 --> 00:00:45,119
Hello. Take a seat.
13
00:00:45,120 --> 00:00:46,599
Fabulous.
14
00:00:46,600 --> 00:00:50,279
Oh, it's a fabulous
place, this, in't it?
15
00:00:50,280 --> 00:00:52,959
So. Alma, is it?
16
00:00:52,960 --> 00:00:55,479
Yes. Yeah, we'll
need to change that.
17
00:00:55,480 --> 00:01:00,119
You need something that says "girl
next door" or "exotic beauty".
18
00:01:00,120 --> 00:01:01,999
Not "I'm odd".
19
00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:03,239
Hmm.
20
00:01:03,240 --> 00:01:06,839
Well, actually, Alma means soulful
in Latin and I've always...
21
00:01:06,840 --> 00:01:08,959
Ruby. That works.
22
00:01:08,960 --> 00:01:12,319
Right, OK, I don't know, can I not
try something a bit more exotic?
23
00:01:12,320 --> 00:01:14,239
No. No? All right.
24
00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:16,079
So, I know we
spoke on the phone,
25
00:01:16,080 --> 00:01:18,199
but I want to be
very clear with you.
26
00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:22,559
There's a myth that it's escorting
lonely gentlemen out to dinner.
27
00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:24,279
It's not.
28
00:01:24,280 --> 00:01:25,919
It is sex.
29
00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:28,079
Yes. But the money's great.
30
00:01:28,080 --> 00:01:30,759
I mean, I used to be an escort,
and look at me now, babes.
31
00:01:30,760 --> 00:01:32,559
Run three businesses,
own two homes.
32
00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:34,359
Mm! Yeah.
33
00:01:34,360 --> 00:01:37,879
And I made a fuckload
off bitcoin, so...
34
00:01:37,880 --> 00:01:39,959
Fabulous.
35
00:01:39,960 --> 00:01:41,440
I know.
36
00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:52,119
So what do escorts wear, then?
Do you know, I don't know.
37
00:01:52,120 --> 00:01:55,039
I suppose I need something that
says I'm classy, sophisticated...
38
00:01:55,040 --> 00:01:57,919
And I'll shag you
for money. Exactly.
39
00:01:57,920 --> 00:02:01,119
What did Billie Piper wear in
Secret Diary Of A Call Girl?
40
00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:02,840
A suit, I think.
41
00:02:03,880 --> 00:02:05,639
She wears a suit to go have sex?
42
00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:07,639
That looks good.
43
00:02:07,640 --> 00:02:09,359
Are you sure you
want to do this?
44
00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:10,879
Yes, I am.
45
00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:13,479
Do you know, at first it
was just about the money
46
00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:15,919
and then the more I thought
about it, I realised I'm actually
47
00:02:15,920 --> 00:02:17,239
up for all of it.
48
00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:19,119
I've not had a
shag since Anthony.
49
00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:21,319
Just go on Tinder,
like a normal person.
50
00:02:21,320 --> 00:02:23,399
God, Tinder, round here? No, ta.
51
00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:26,639
Do you know, I've only ever
slept with local fuckwits?
52
00:02:26,640 --> 00:02:28,799
I want to see the world, Leanne.
53
00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:32,359
I want to see what other cocks
the world has got to offer.
54
00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:36,240
As far as romance goes, I've not had
the most desirable back catalogue.
55
00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:44,079
Me and Anthony spent most of
our time fighting, shouting
56
00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:45,879
and shagging for
the first few years.
57
00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:48,440
It was strangely thrilling.
Then it just stopped.
58
00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:52,479
He started requesting
sexual favours
59
00:02:52,480 --> 00:02:54,479
as casually as
asking for a brew.
60
00:02:54,480 --> 00:02:55,840
Can I bum you tonight?
61
00:02:57,960 --> 00:02:59,519
You'll have to be quick -
62
00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:01,200
Strictly's on.
63
00:03:04,360 --> 00:03:07,039
All right, well, come on,
put the biscuits down,
64
00:03:07,040 --> 00:03:09,520
get your knickers off,
let's be having you.
65
00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:15,480
That's not bad at all, that.
66
00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:19,000
What a charmer, eh?
67
00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:23,199
Listen, this is a fresh start
for me, and I'm up for it.
68
00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:24,959
I'm going to have
a fuckload of money
69
00:03:24,960 --> 00:03:27,519
and lots of new, exciting
sexual adventures.
70
00:03:27,520 --> 00:03:28,839
Without the heartbreak.
71
00:03:28,840 --> 00:03:31,880
Becoming a prostitute is the
world's worst rebound, Alma.
72
00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:37,719
Oh, God, do I look
OK? I feel odd.
73
00:03:37,720 --> 00:03:39,479
God, I think I'm sweating.
74
00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:40,839
Do I look clammy to you?
75
00:03:40,840 --> 00:03:43,759
There's a fine line, in't
there, between glow and clam?
76
00:03:43,760 --> 00:03:45,399
I just need to relax.
77
00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:47,279
I feel like a fish.
78
00:03:47,280 --> 00:03:51,119
Listen, love. I've driven loads
of girls on their first job.
79
00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:52,919
It's going to be fine. Trust.
80
00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:55,799
Yeah, yeah, you're
right, aren't you? Yeah.
81
00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:58,679
I'm just a sexy, fabulous
woman of the world
82
00:03:58,680 --> 00:04:00,200
making some money, some moolah.
83
00:04:02,880 --> 00:04:04,519
You are a goddess.
84
00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:07,120
You are a sensual
woman of the world.
85
00:04:09,080 --> 00:04:10,519
Ready.
86
00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:13,479
When you go in, just walk
with purpose and confidence
87
00:04:13,480 --> 00:04:15,479
past the ushers
and the reception.
88
00:04:15,480 --> 00:04:16,559
Don't hesitate.
89
00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:18,399
Purpose, confidence.
90
00:04:18,400 --> 00:04:21,039
Purpose and confidence.
Purpose and confidence.
91
00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:22,759
Purpose and confidence.
92
00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:25,599
Sexy bitch. Sexy bit... I
don't feel like a sexy bitch.
93
00:04:25,600 --> 00:04:27,239
Shit.
94
00:04:27,240 --> 00:04:30,479
I feel like a fish. Oh,
God, fuck. Sexy fish. Fuck.
95
00:04:30,480 --> 00:04:31,959
OK. Fuck.
96
00:04:31,960 --> 00:04:35,719
Come on, be a sexy fish! OK.
97
00:04:35,720 --> 00:04:37,759
All right, then.
98
00:04:37,760 --> 00:04:39,439
Can I help you?
99
00:04:39,440 --> 00:04:42,359
Er... Are you a guest?
100
00:04:42,360 --> 00:04:44,959
No, I just need a wee.
101
00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:47,199
Library, just across the road.
102
00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:49,080
OK. Ta.
103
00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:55,199
The fuck is she doing?!
104
00:04:55,200 --> 00:04:57,240
[CHILDREN GIGGLE]
105
00:05:06,360 --> 00:05:09,159
Well, you're just going to have
to get yourself a normal job,
106
00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:10,839
then, aren't you? Ooh.
107
00:05:10,840 --> 00:05:15,519
No, I don't think I'm meant for
normal working life, me, Leanne.
108
00:05:15,520 --> 00:05:18,960
I feel like I've been born
in the wrong social bracket.
109
00:05:21,040 --> 00:05:23,239
I should have been a baroness
110
00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:24,559
or a Kardashian.
111
00:05:24,560 --> 00:05:26,399
What about that job in SubNGo?
112
00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:27,999
I'm unemployable, Leanne.
113
00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:29,759
Yeah, that's true.
114
00:05:29,760 --> 00:05:32,959
I love you, Alma, but even
I wouldn't employ you. Hm.
115
00:05:32,960 --> 00:05:36,039
Bill, would you employ Alma?
116
00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:38,719
No, I bloody wouldn't.
117
00:05:38,720 --> 00:05:41,479
I wouldn't employ you either
if I had the choice again.
118
00:05:41,480 --> 00:05:43,399
Oi, that's very hurtful.
119
00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:44,880
I bring a lot to the table.
120
00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:47,239
That's a point, though.
121
00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:49,839
You don't have to tell the truth
when you're applying for a job.
122
00:05:49,840 --> 00:05:52,399
Do you not? I told Bill
that I had a degree
123
00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:53,759
in hospitality management.
124
00:05:53,760 --> 00:05:55,559
Yeah, I were 'oodwinked.
125
00:05:55,560 --> 00:05:58,039
By the time he'd found out
my entire CV was a lie,
126
00:05:58,040 --> 00:06:01,639
I'd already won him over
with my magnetic personality.
127
00:06:01,640 --> 00:06:05,999
Mm! Ooh, I could pretend to
be your employer reference.
128
00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:08,640
I had my cousin's boyfriend's
dad pretend to be mine.
129
00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:12,879
I were on t'phone with
him for half an hour.
130
00:06:12,880 --> 00:06:14,679
Cheeky bastard.
131
00:06:14,680 --> 00:06:17,199
It wasn't just about
the money, though.
132
00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:19,199
I wanted the sex and adventure.
133
00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:22,199
You know, I could see myself
whizzing through the city
134
00:06:22,200 --> 00:06:24,759
of Manchester with money.
135
00:06:24,760 --> 00:06:26,439
Sex And The City
style, you know?
136
00:06:26,440 --> 00:06:30,040
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
ooh. Sexy. You know?
137
00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:33,399
What you doing? Hang on a sec.
138
00:06:33,400 --> 00:06:34,999
No! Hang on!
139
00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:37,519
What you up...? No, give it
back now. Wait, wait! Oi!
140
00:06:37,520 --> 00:06:39,079
There you go.
141
00:06:39,080 --> 00:06:40,679
You've got a Tinder profile now.
142
00:06:40,680 --> 00:06:42,199
Oh, for fuck's sake.
143
00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:44,839
That is all the sex
and adventure you need.
144
00:06:44,840 --> 00:06:47,359
Is it? Yeah, it's
wild out there.
145
00:06:47,360 --> 00:06:48,759
Trust me.
146
00:06:48,760 --> 00:06:52,320
I got sent this...
before breakfast.
147
00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:54,760
Oh, God.
148
00:06:55,720 --> 00:06:57,319
What IS that?
149
00:06:57,320 --> 00:06:58,959
We're not sure, are we, Bill?
150
00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:02,239
I don't want to talk about
that... picture again, Leanne.
151
00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:03,999
He's too soft for it.
152
00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:07,279
You've got to be brave to weather
the sexual storm of Tinder.
153
00:07:07,280 --> 00:07:09,039
Tinned what? Tinder.
154
00:07:09,040 --> 00:07:12,079
Online dating. Online dating?
155
00:07:12,080 --> 00:07:14,599
You don't need to do that shite.
156
00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:17,759
You just need to find someone
who digs your bag of weird.
157
00:07:17,760 --> 00:07:20,399
[JIM INHALES FORCEFULLY]
Don't you, Jim?
158
00:07:20,400 --> 00:07:22,839
Oh... He's not who I thought
159
00:07:22,840 --> 00:07:24,239
I'd end up with.
160
00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:27,840
I thought I'd be with
someone like Sid Vicious, me.
161
00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:31,199
He smokes too much for a start,
162
00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:34,560
and then his lack of
self-esteem affects his posture.
163
00:07:35,720 --> 00:07:37,759
It does, yeah. But
we're happy as clams,
164
00:07:37,760 --> 00:07:39,639
aren't we, Jim? As
clams, yeah, Lin.
165
00:07:39,640 --> 00:07:41,839
So tell me more
about this Tinny.
166
00:07:41,840 --> 00:07:43,599
Well, you can
request a dick pic.
167
00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:45,959
Apparently it's a dead
normal thing to ask.
168
00:07:45,960 --> 00:07:48,159
Really? Yeah.
169
00:07:48,160 --> 00:07:49,559
What, like a...
170
00:07:49,560 --> 00:07:51,319
..try before you buy?
171
00:07:51,320 --> 00:07:52,680
Yeah.
172
00:07:53,960 --> 00:07:56,119
Oh, fabulous. I know. Ah.
173
00:07:56,120 --> 00:07:58,519
Women have had to endure
disappointing penises
174
00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:00,399
for far too long.
175
00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:03,999
No woman gets an orgasm from
shining the kitchen floor.
176
00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:06,719
Grandma likes to speak
in feminist sound bites.
177
00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:08,119
Started with her divorce
178
00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:11,479
and got more intense as she
discovered '90s feminism.
179
00:08:11,480 --> 00:08:15,159
She'd drive topless on hot days
and beep her horn at men because...
180
00:08:15,160 --> 00:08:17,479
If men can do it, why can't we?
181
00:08:17,480 --> 00:08:20,159
She had the Kama Sutra on VHS
182
00:08:20,160 --> 00:08:22,759
and she'd show it to
anybody who'd pop round.
183
00:08:22,760 --> 00:08:25,799
She used to work as an Ann
Summers party host too,
184
00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:28,399
so the garage was
always full of sex toys.
185
00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:30,959
I once opened up a
box of key ring cocks,
186
00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:33,119
gave them out to all
my friends at school
187
00:08:33,120 --> 00:08:36,199
cos I thought they were
Beaker from the Muppets.
188
00:08:36,200 --> 00:08:38,999
Life's too short to
stuff a mushroom.
189
00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:40,559
[THEY CHUCKLE]
190
00:08:40,560 --> 00:08:43,199
Oh, come on, stop... stop
ganging up on me, you two.
191
00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:45,559
I won't come again.
Right... We're just teasing.
192
00:08:45,560 --> 00:08:47,839
Yeah, well, it's a bit early
for that, don't you think?
193
00:08:47,840 --> 00:08:51,159
All right, Mum, don't bring us
all down on our second meeting
194
00:08:51,160 --> 00:08:53,279
in nearly a decade.
195
00:08:53,280 --> 00:08:54,960
OK, everyone just...
196
00:08:56,920 --> 00:08:58,080
Just a laugh.
197
00:08:59,160 --> 00:09:02,039
It can get nasty
with us pretty quick.
198
00:09:02,040 --> 00:09:04,559
The best thing to do is find
something we all mutually hate
199
00:09:04,560 --> 00:09:05,999
more than each other.
200
00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:07,920
Too many people
with beards in 'ere.
201
00:09:10,160 --> 00:09:12,159
Ugh. I agree.
202
00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:13,439
Thank fuck for that.
203
00:09:13,440 --> 00:09:16,000
People with beards shouldn't
be allowed to eat in public.
204
00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:19,159
Oh, can we go outside?
205
00:09:19,160 --> 00:09:20,799
I—I prefer the outdoors.
206
00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:23,159
It's the Nicaraguan
shepherd in me.
207
00:09:23,160 --> 00:09:24,599
You what?
208
00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:27,119
She did Ancestry.com last year.
209
00:09:27,120 --> 00:09:30,599
You can trace us all the way back
to the mountains of Nicaragua.
210
00:09:30,600 --> 00:09:33,199
And I tell you what, I think
that is a lot of our trouble.
211
00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:36,119
We're not meant to be here. We're
meant to be in the mountains
212
00:09:36,120 --> 00:09:37,879
playing the marimba.
213
00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:40,840
Maybe I should take you
back to t'hospital with me!
214
00:09:42,840 --> 00:09:45,199
[SNEEZES]
215
00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:46,520
Jim...
216
00:09:51,640 --> 00:09:54,200
"Why do you want
to work at SubNGo?"
217
00:09:56,280 --> 00:09:58,679
Um...[ DOOR OPENS]
218
00:09:58,680 --> 00:10:00,319
[WHISTLING]
219
00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:03,119
Oh... Do you know, I'm
really regretting this key.
220
00:10:03,120 --> 00:10:05,439
Stop everything you're
doing, I need all your focus
221
00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:08,479
on my Tinder profile. God, YOU
don't waste any time, do you?
222
00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:11,159
I've not been off the thing. I've
got dicks coming out my ears.
223
00:10:11,160 --> 00:10:13,399
I ended up in a
salsa club last night
224
00:10:13,400 --> 00:10:15,559
and nearly had another
partial prolapse. OK.
225
00:10:15,560 --> 00:10:17,039
Ooh.
226
00:10:17,040 --> 00:10:19,439
Do you know, I've not even
had one swipe right yet.
227
00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:20,879
[PHONE BEEPS]
228
00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:22,839
Another one! Hee-hee!
229
00:10:22,840 --> 00:10:25,599
Oh, no - dog lover.
230
00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:27,399
What's wrong with a dog lover?
231
00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:29,039
I don't want to
make love to a man
232
00:10:29,040 --> 00:10:31,239
who is emotionally
involved with an animal.
233
00:10:31,240 --> 00:10:34,879
OK. So will you read these
interview questions with me?
234
00:10:34,880 --> 00:10:37,479
Yeah, OK. What is it?
235
00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:39,799
I'm applying for
a job at SubNGo.
236
00:10:39,800 --> 00:10:41,759
Good. About time.
237
00:10:41,760 --> 00:10:43,399
All right, go on, then.
238
00:10:43,400 --> 00:10:45,359
Why do you want
to work at SubNGo?
239
00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:47,120
Because I like sandwiches.
240
00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:49,799
No.
241
00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:53,279
Yeah, cos, cos, cos I LOVE
sandwiches. Yeah, yeah, and...?
242
00:10:53,280 --> 00:10:56,519
Because SubNGo is a
sandwich shop with a dream.
243
00:10:56,520 --> 00:10:57,639
Yeah, yeah.
244
00:10:57,640 --> 00:11:00,319
Because I'm not afraid to make
a butty that's a bit out there.
245
00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:02,519
Been making sandwiches
for yourself for years!
246
00:11:02,520 --> 00:11:03,879
I've made sandwiches before.
247
00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:06,199
I'll make them again. Why
not do it professionally?
248
00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:07,599
You're passionate about bread.
249
00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:09,839
I LOVE it. How much?
I REALLY love it.
250
00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:11,199
Don't believe you. I LOVE IT!
251
00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:13,039
I want to fuck a sandwich!
252
00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:14,879
Come on! Show me that sandwich!
253
00:11:14,880 --> 00:11:16,719
Sandwich! Sandwich! Sandwich!
254
00:11:16,720 --> 00:11:18,439
I AM a sandwich!
255
00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:20,079
Sandwich! Ooh-ooh-ooh!
256
00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:22,159
I've always loved
sandwiches. Yeah.
257
00:11:22,160 --> 00:11:24,879
And I can see myself
as somebody... Yeah!
258
00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:27,320
..who can make sandwiches here.
259
00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:31,799
And where do you see
your career going?
260
00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:32,839
Well!
261
00:11:32,840 --> 00:11:35,519
I see myself as quite a
Julie Walters, actually -
262
00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:38,759
you know, start off on stage.
Before I know it, I'm in film.
263
00:11:38,760 --> 00:11:40,479
National treasure by 50.
264
00:11:40,480 --> 00:11:42,439
I mean, as a sandwich artist.
265
00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:44,039
Oh, God, of course. Yeah, sorry.
266
00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:46,839
Um, well, I see myself
doing what you're doing.
267
00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:49,719
Get one of those
funky little numbers.
268
00:11:49,720 --> 00:11:51,479
"Supervisor", you know?
269
00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:53,319
I could do that.
270
00:11:53,320 --> 00:11:54,679
Here at SubNGo,
271
00:11:54,680 --> 00:11:58,319
we're a global family and every
person brings something unique.
272
00:11:58,320 --> 00:12:01,240
What do you think YOU
bring to the SubNGo family?
273
00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:03,799
Um, well,
274
00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:05,839
I'm a Libran,
ascending to Scorpio.
275
00:12:05,840 --> 00:12:07,319
So quite unique.
276
00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:09,719
I've got the tranquil charm
277
00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:11,839
of a Libran, but the drive
278
00:12:11,840 --> 00:12:14,439
of a Scorpion unafraid
to blaze her own trail.
279
00:12:14,440 --> 00:12:18,559
So... I mean, when I say, a
trail that blazes, you know,
280
00:12:18,560 --> 00:12:21,879
within the rules of a corporate
structure, I'm not going to...
281
00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:24,799
I trailblaze, but very
quietly, you know,
282
00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:26,559
if-if-if you know what I mean.
283
00:12:26,560 --> 00:12:29,520
We're not corporate.
We're a family here.
284
00:12:30,760 --> 00:12:32,160
OK, right.
285
00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:38,200
OK.
286
00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:42,479
Let's start with a
couple of trial shifts.
287
00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:44,319
You're joking! Mm-hm.
288
00:12:44,320 --> 00:12:45,719
Fuck off!
289
00:12:45,720 --> 00:12:47,839
Not in that way,
but that is amazing!
290
00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:50,359
Thank you so much,
this is fabulous! Whoo!
291
00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:53,239
I'll tell you what, you won't regret
it because you're getting the best
292
00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:54,759
of an air and a
water sign with me.
293
00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:56,519
Best of both, like the bread.
294
00:12:56,520 --> 00:12:58,199
Ooh - sandwiches!
295
00:12:58,200 --> 00:12:59,639
Welcome to the family.
296
00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:02,720
We don't call them barms,
Mary, we call them baps.
297
00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:06,439
Is THIS all right?
298
00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:09,159
"Hi, Gaz..." Oof - Gaz?!
299
00:13:09,160 --> 00:13:11,159
You're not going to
shag a Gaz, are you?
300
00:13:11,160 --> 00:13:13,839
Mustard? Yeah,
please. "Hi, Gaz.
301
00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:16,079
"Cool snake..."
302
00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:18,079
He's got a pet snake, you see.
303
00:13:18,080 --> 00:13:20,919
Is snaky Gaz really
the man for you?
304
00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:23,399
I can't lose him, Leanne,
he's my only match.
305
00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:25,520
All right. Well, how about this?
306
00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:29,039
"Hi, Gaz. Cool snake..."
307
00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:30,759
And then summat a bit sexy.
308
00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:32,119
Gherkin? Yeah.
309
00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:33,439
A bit sexy?
310
00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:34,559
Yeah.
311
00:13:34,560 --> 00:13:35,999
Should it be snake-related?
312
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,840
Definitely. See?
313
00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:40,559
OK.
314
00:13:40,560 --> 00:13:44,199
Got it. "Hi, Gaz, cool snake.
315
00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:45,799
"Looks very big."
316
00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:47,039
Yeah?
317
00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:48,959
"Can't wait to
see it in person."
318
00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:52,119
Aubergine emoji, snake emoji
319
00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:53,799
hand-covering-face emoji.
320
00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:55,839
Yeah, something like
that. Here you are, love.
321
00:13:55,840 --> 00:13:58,160
[PHONE BEEPS] I've sent it. What?
322
00:13:59,280 --> 00:14:01,679
We were in the
spitballing phase, Alma,
323
00:14:01,680 --> 00:14:03,679
we were not in
the sending phase.
324
00:14:03,680 --> 00:14:06,399
That was all right, though,
wasn't it? That was... Mm!
325
00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:08,360
Not good? Not OK?
326
00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:12,319
Well, how do you delete
messages on Tinder?
327
00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:13,959
You can't.
328
00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:16,919
Well, that's ridiculous, in't
it? I mean that's, that's stupid.
329
00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:18,959
I mean, somebody should
do something about that.
330
00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:20,759
They should start a
petition or something.
331
00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:23,480
Right, give it here, let
me sort it out. Oh, my God!
332
00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:27,479
What are you doing?
Hang on. Hang on.
333
00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:29,719
Careful because me and you
are very different. Hang on!
334
00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:30,919
Honestly, Mary,
335
00:14:30,920 --> 00:14:33,879
she's got a sexual magnetism
that permeates through Tinder.
336
00:14:33,880 --> 00:14:35,479
It's wild.
337
00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:38,479
God. Ugh, guitar,
gross. Huge nose.
338
00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:40,319
Ugh, pouting.
339
00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:42,359
All right. He's all right, yep.
340
00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:43,839
All right. Right.
341
00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:45,440
There... you... go.
342
00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:49,599
I got you a date for tonight.
343
00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:51,639
Oh, my God. And two pending.
344
00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:52,679
Oh, my God!
345
00:14:52,680 --> 00:14:54,240
God, you're a machine.
346
00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:58,839
Do you know, it's fantastic,
in't it? I've got a job,
347
00:14:58,840 --> 00:15:01,239
I'm dating. I'm a
normal human being.
348
00:15:01,240 --> 00:15:02,759
Whoo! Whoo!
349
00:15:02,760 --> 00:15:03,919
Oh!
350
00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:05,480
Sorry, Mary.
351
00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:09,440
But my real passion...
352
00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:13,079
..is taxidermy.
353
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:16,439
What's that, then?
The art of preparing,
354
00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:18,599
stuffing and mounting
355
00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:22,799
the skins of dead animals
with lifelike effect. Right.
356
00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:24,439
That sounds... well,
357
00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:26,759
fucking horrible,
to be honest, John.
358
00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:28,759
It's preserving animals.
359
00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:29,999
It's an artform.
360
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,159
OK.
361
00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:35,639
So your profile picture -
when's that actually from?
362
00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:39,159
Cos you look quite
different now. Do I?
363
00:15:39,160 --> 00:15:41,599
Yeah, I mean, you had hair,
364
00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:44,360
and you were less... here.
365
00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:50,399
So, how long have you
been on Tinder, then?
366
00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:52,679
Not long.
367
00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:56,120
But I have to be honest,
I'm going on a lot of dates.
368
00:15:57,680 --> 00:15:59,680
So don't be getting jealous.
369
00:16:01,440 --> 00:16:03,839
Oh, I won't. I'm really
enjoying it, actually.
370
00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:08,119
I went on a lovely salsa date
with a very sensual woman
371
00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:10,799
called Joan the other day. Joan?
372
00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:13,159
Head-to-toe in animal
print, she was,
373
00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:15,999
which, of course, as a
taxidermy enthusiast,
374
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,079
that's a big turn-on for me.
375
00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:21,679
Oh, my God. I think you went
on a date with my grandma.
376
00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:23,600
Really?! Wow.
377
00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:26,559
How fun!
378
00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:28,400
Do you fancy pudding?
379
00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:31,160
No.
380
00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:49,319
Oh, you look fantastic.
381
00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:51,239
One of the family.
382
00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:54,239
The thing is, I'm not sure
383
00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:57,119
about the sort of masochistic
sandwich on the front here.
384
00:16:57,120 --> 00:16:58,999
It doesn't feel very me.
385
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,999
You know? What, Sergio?
386
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,599
Everybody starts out
wearing this little lad.
387
00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:06,439
It's where I started out.
388
00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:07,679
Look at me now.
389
00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:11,879
Yeah, well, I think I'm
all right with the T-shirt.
390
00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:13,480
But it's the hat.
391
00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:20,919
You see, I suffer from
very bad hat hair.
392
00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:24,879
It's severe. And if I put this
on, even just for a second,
393
00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:26,519
to be quite frank
with you, Gregg,
394
00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:30,239
I'll be ruined. Sandwich
artistes must wear hats.
395
00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:32,399
Brand values.
396
00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:33,960
Any wiggle room?
397
00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:45,279
♪ Tell me when you're
getting bored and I'll leave
398
00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:48,959
♪ I'm not the one who put
the chain around your feet
399
00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:51,679
♪ I'm sorry for all
of my insecurities
400
00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:53,799
♪ But it's just
a part of me... ♪
401
00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:55,280
You've missed a bit.
402
00:17:56,440 --> 00:17:59,999
♪ Envy is thin because
it bites but never eats
403
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:03,799
♪ That's what a nice old
Spanish lady once told me
404
00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:08,480
♪ Hey, Debbie Downer, turn that
frown upside down and just be happy
405
00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:13,959
♪ I don't ask too much of you
406
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:18,079
♪ It's true and I can't
read your mind... ♪
407
00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:20,080
What the hell are you doing?!
408
00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:24,359
I'm eating my muffin.
You have to ask me!
409
00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:26,599
I've got a sandwich
shop to run here.
410
00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:29,839
OK. Would you mind,
411
00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:32,279
during this mad rush,
412
00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:34,079
if I took a break, Gregg?
413
00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:36,519
Well, you're not supposed
to just take food.
414
00:18:36,520 --> 00:18:38,879
I thought we were allowed
one muffin per day.
415
00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:40,080
You have to ask.
416
00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:45,000
I'm afraid I'm going to have to
put a sad face on the board, Alma.
417
00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:06,279
♪ I don't ask too much of you
418
00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:10,479
♪ I used to wonder what to wear
419
00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:16,000
♪ Don't stop listening
I'm not finished yet... ♪
420
00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:25,159
Hello! Welcome to SubNGo,
the home of Sergio the Sub.
421
00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:27,919
Who, I have to say, in my
opinion's quite creepy.
422
00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:30,279
He's actually a sub
eating a baby sub.
423
00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:31,919
Bit weird - cannibalism.
424
00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:33,879
But anyway... What
can I get you?
425
00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:35,680
You got anything... healthy?
426
00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:41,080
To be honest, no. I
mean, look at Gregg.
427
00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:43,719
He eats two a day.
428
00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:45,399
He's fucked.
429
00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:47,679
The healthiest thing we've
probably got is the salad.
430
00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:49,999
But to be honest, I wouldn't
touch one of those tomatoes -
431
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,159
it's been there four days.
432
00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:53,279
And the bread! I
mean, look at this!
433
00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:55,079
It's like cement.
434
00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:58,400
You know? We can't even legally
call this bread "bread" any more.
435
00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:02,079
Look at that!
436
00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:03,480
I wouldn't b...
437
00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:15,639
Right, forget internet
dating - that didn't work.
438
00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:16,879
No, it did not.
439
00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:19,079
We're going to have to do
this the old-fashioned way -
440
00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:21,839
get you hammered, find a man you
don't fancy, sleep with him anyway
441
00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:23,759
and see if he grows
on you over time.
442
00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:25,119
Right.
443
00:20:25,120 --> 00:20:27,520
OK. Got your pick of the
litter in here tonight.
444
00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:31,719
A bit of a runt litter, Leanne.
445
00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:33,919
Here, some of the
best shags I've had
446
00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:36,319
have been with the
most unusual of men.
447
00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:38,079
Take him, for example.
448
00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:41,119
Behind that doughy exterior
is a lion of a man.
449
00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:42,400
Trust me.
450
00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:48,280
What about him?
451
00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:52,159
He's not awful. Great start.
452
00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:55,360
Now, give him a smile. OK.
453
00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:02,760
Hello.
454
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:06,399
Sorry. Oh, God, no.
455
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:08,959
Uh, you look very
familiar. Sorry.
456
00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:10,759
You very much look
like my cousin.
457
00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:12,079
Sorry. Yeah.
458
00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:13,520
Hello. Sorry.
459
00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:16,639
What the fuck was that, Alma?
460
00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:18,959
I don't know. I just panicked.
461
00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:22,239
And to be honest, he does look a bit
too like my cousin to have sex with.
462
00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:25,519
This is what happens after
years of being in a relationship
463
00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:27,799
with an abusive
prick like Anthony.
464
00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:29,759
You chip away at
your self-esteem
465
00:21:29,760 --> 00:21:32,159
until you can't even
smile at strangers.
466
00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:34,400
You were never like
this until you met him.
467
00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:37,119
Well, no more.
468
00:21:37,120 --> 00:21:39,719
It's time to embrace
your fabulousness, Alma.
469
00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:40,839
Is it?
470
00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:42,279
I'm not sure it is.
471
00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:43,519
It is.
472
00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:45,479
I'm hot. Say it with me now.
473
00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:47,079
What, now?
474
00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:50,719
OK. I'm hot. I'm hot.
475
00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:54,919
I'm sexy. I'm sexy.
476
00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:57,439
And everybody wants to fuck me.
477
00:21:57,440 --> 00:22:00,439
[LOUDER:] And everybody
wants to fuck me.
478
00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:01,680
[CHATTER STOPS ABRUPTLY]
479
00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:04,280
Oh.
480
00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:07,519
[CHATTER RESUMES]
481
00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:11,480
Right, let's get shitfaced
and see what happens.
482
00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:19,640
You do look a lot
like my cousin.
483
00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:23,080
Fuck it.
484
00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:35,520
God, that's a fabulous lamp.
485
00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:45,520
Oh...
486
00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:48,439
Yeah, yeah...
487
00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:50,840
Oh... Oh...
488
00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:54,679
Oh, sorry.
489
00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:56,639
Er, can you carry on?
490
00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:58,999
No, it's just, I
don't think I can.
491
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:01,239
Why?
492
00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:04,159
I—I feel guilty.
493
00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:05,999
What?
494
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,600
I've got a girlfriend, you see.
495
00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:10,679
What?!
496
00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:13,400
I'm sorry, I just... I
couldn't help myself, could I?
497
00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:16,720
But now I feel really guilty.
498
00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:23,119
So, not only a shit shag
499
00:23:23,120 --> 00:23:25,439
and a boring pissant,
500
00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:28,479
you're actually a shit
boyfriend to someone too.
501
00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:30,320
Fucking hell.
502
00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:33,920
Oh... Do you know what?
503
00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:37,679
I should have been
paid for this.
504
00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:41,319
Actually, yeah. No,
I'll have my taxi fare.
505
00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:43,200
Yeah, come on.
506
00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:48,560
Yeah, cough up.
507
00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:52,999
No, I'll have more than that,
please. Where else you got in there?
508
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:54,360
That'll do.
509
00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:57,199
Yeah, lovely.
510
00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:59,080
Thank you... very much.
511
00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:03,319
Do you know what? I'm
having the flamingo.
512
00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:04,520
Hey, not the lamp.
513
00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:08,399
Oh, fuck, I love that lamp.
514
00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:10,040
Fuck you very much.
515
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:22,000
You're late.
516
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,159
No hat?
517
00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:26,639
I know, I'm sorry,
because I-I overslept.
518
00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:29,799
I was on the back foot, I
ran out, forgot the hat.
519
00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:31,199
Dashed. Late. Sorry.
520
00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:34,080
Now, you know what I
SHOULD do, don't you?
521
00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:37,919
I should finish
off that half face.
522
00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:40,359
Fuck's sake. That's
what I SHOULD do.
523
00:24:40,360 --> 00:24:42,440
But I'm going to be kind to you.
524
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:45,439
It's not kind, is it, Gregg?
525
00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:47,639
Because if you finish
that half face,
526
00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:49,759
that completes the
three sad faces,
527
00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:51,719
and then you'll
have to let me go,
528
00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:54,279
and you'll have no-one
to work for free
529
00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:57,279
on the degrading list of
tests you've set for me
530
00:24:57,280 --> 00:25:01,560
under the condescending title of
"sandwich artist", will you, Gregg?
531
00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:05,639
Well, I'm going to
do a quarter face.
532
00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:07,879
Just do the full
fucking face, Gregg.
533
00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:09,919
Well, I might! Do it.
534
00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:12,239
Well, I'm going to do the eye.
535
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:14,240
Let me help you, Gregg.
536
00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:36,600
I think you should leave. Fine.
537
00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:40,480
I want my muffin back.
538
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:43,879
It's not YOUR muffin,
though, is it, Gregg?
539
00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:46,920
You didn't finish your shift -
you don't get another muffin.
540
00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:57,399
Just one more thing.
If you die tomorrow,
541
00:25:57,400 --> 00:25:59,679
this SubNGo family of yours,
542
00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:02,360
they would replace
you within the week.
543
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:09,359
And, you know, I
know I was a bit...
544
00:26:09,360 --> 00:26:12,119
..but I'm feeling very,
very confident now.
545
00:26:12,120 --> 00:26:14,679
I'm up for it and I just
want to get back on.
546
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:16,520
Back on... on...
on with everything.
547
00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:21,879
So what's the change
of heart about?
548
00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:25,159
Well, I got a job at
SubNGo and joined Tinder.
549
00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:26,599
That'll do it.
550
00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:27,759
Yeah.
551
00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:30,079
Aren't you an actress?
Well, I want to be.
552
00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:32,199
Well, that's all this job is.
553
00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:35,639
You're playing a role for
a very intimate audience.
554
00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:37,520
Yeah, you're right.
555
00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:41,880
Be the best-paid acting job
I've ever had. Yes, it will.
556
00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:45,920
Right, I'm an actress.
557
00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:49,880
You ready?
558
00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:52,560
Yeah.
559
00:26:57,600 --> 00:27:05,039
♪ On our block all of the
guys call her flamingo
560
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:09,199
♪ Cos her hair
glows like the sun
561
00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:14,519
♪ And her eyes can
light the skies
562
00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:22,160
♪ When she walks she moves
so fine Like a flamingo... ♪
563
00:27:33,120 --> 00:27:35,760
Hiya, I'm Ruby.
564
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:42,559
♪ Some sweet day
I'll make her mine
565
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:45,959
♪ Pretty flamingo
566
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:49,999
♪ Then every guy will envy me
567
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:53,800
♪ Cos paradise is where I'll be
568
00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:03,480
♪ Pretty flamingo... ♪
41223
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof